The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 3x3

Larenz Tate as Kenny • Garcelle Beauvais as Veronica • Arif S. Kinchen as Student

Enrolled at the newly coed Bel-Air Prep, Ashley begins dressing to entice guys, using Will's preferences in women as her examples.

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1. Hi, little one.

2. You won't make an appearance for about six months,

3. but you can meet your family.

4. I'm your daddy. Can you say "daddy"?

5. Cootchie cootchie coo.

6. And here...

7. Here is your mommy,

8. and here...

9. Is you.

10. Hello in there.

11. Mommy, why don't we call the kids down

12. and tell them you're pregnant?

13. Kids!

14. Kids, come on down.

15. We have a big surprise for you.

16. Oh, check it out—

17. l.A.P.D., the home game.

18. Oh, we're making a movie.

19. I'll go back up.

20. Ohh! Ohh!

21. Ohh ohh ohh ohh!

22. I have fallen, and I can't get up.

23. Will.

24. Kids.

25. Now brace yourselves.

26. I have very important news.

27. O.K., but I'm living with the one who keeps the house.

28. No. We're not getting a divorce, stupid.

29. We're having a baby.

30. Wait, wait.

31. Hold it. Hold it.

32. You...

33. And you?

34. Whoo!

35. This is serious. We're having a baby.

36. They ain't laughing, y'all.

37. I think I speak for everyone

38. when I say...

39. Eeeuw!

40. And I'm not babysitting.

41. I'm not changing diapers.

42. And I'm not sharing my trust fund.

43. Let's try this again, shall we?

44. Now, kids,

45. I have great news.

46. We're going to have a baby.

47. Yay. Yay. Yay. Yay.

48. good morning honey.

49. Good morning.

50. Going to the electric chair?

51. Since I got pregnant, I can't stop eating.

52. You got to be careful of what you eat.

53. Remember, baby, you're eating for two now.

54. You'd better watch it.

55. I could get used to all this attention.

56. That's alright baby. Let me take care of you.

57. No. That's all fat.

58. No, no. All sugar.

59. No, no, no. That's— all right.

60. The catering business is so unfair.

61. A couple of nuns get botulism,

62. all of a sudden I'm blacklisted.

63. Yeah, yeah. Too bad.

64. How's apartment hunting going, honey?

65. Excuse me?

66. Hilary, we've been over this.

67. With the baby coming,

68. we're going to need the room.

69. I have to move out?

70. Whose fault is it that she's pregnant?

71. Besides, we have three extra bedrooms.

72. Yes, and we don't want you in any of them.

73. Philip.

74. What your father's trying to say is...

75. You don't live here anymore, honey.

76. But... This is all so sudden.

77. If I'd only had some kind of warning or something.

78. Hello! Is this on?

79. Where do you expect me to go? I don't have anything saved.

80. We'll pay first and last months rent.

81. What about the months in-between?

82. Get a job.

83. Again?

84. What a week—

85. first those damn nuns. Now this.

86. Hey, what's up, hil?

87. A word to the wise, will—

88. stay in high school forever.

89. Hey, good morning, y'all.

90. Good morning.

91. I just want a sticky bun.

92. I'm just going to get a sticky bun.

93. Mom, I look dorky.

94. Oh, you look adorable.

95. You're just nervous about your first day at a new school.

96. You'll make new friends.

97. Suppose nobody likes me.

98. Just do what Carlton does— give them money.

99. You'll be all right.

100. You have a wonderful personality.

101. Oh, great. Now I'm ugly.

102. You are not ugly.

103. You're beautiful, and you're smart,

104. and you'll have a fabulous day at school.

105. I'll be here when you get home,

106. and I want to hear all about it.

107. Hi, guys.

108. This is a great day—

109. little Ashley joining me at bel-air prep.

110. You asked dad to send me to public school.

111. Merely a trial balloon.

112. Fact remains, I love you,

113. but if we see each other at school,

114. act like we've never met.

115. Act like I'm invisible.

116. If you're not sure how,

117. just do what all the other girls do.

118. Look, I'm serious.

119. This is my senior year. And I don't want you tagging along.

120. I've worked too hard at becoming popular.

121. And any day now, it's going to kick in, right?

122. Darn tootin'.

123. I just think it's about time

124. bel-air prep went coed.

125. There's going to be cute girls everywhere,

126. cute, rich girls.

127. They know the one thing their parents can't stand

128. is for them to be dating a big black dude.

129. Can I hang out with you until I make some friends?

130. Sure. Just look for the huddle of girls

131. with the chocolate center.

132. It's a disgrace.

133. It's a scandal.

134. It's an outrage.

135. It's the mother of my children.

136. Look—Carlton, look,

137. the way to make an impression is to relax.

138. Be calm. Chill out.

139. Hurt me!

140. Hurt me!

141. Whoa whoa whoa whoa.

142. What's up, baby?

143. The name's Veronica.

144. Ooh, Veronica.

145. I likes that.

146. Great. Now I can die.

147. Whoa whoa whoa. Hold up, baby.

148. I noticed you noticing me,

149. so I just want to put you on notice

150. that I noticed you, too.

151. And?

152. And let you know I might consider letting you be with me.

153. Is that what passes for a compliment around here?

154. If you want to be with me,

155. try talking to me like a human being.

156. Got it?

157. Actually, baby, you got it,

158. but I take donations.

159. You sure have a way with the ladies.

160. What's your secret?

161. I'd like to help you out,

162. but it's a chemical thing.

163. You drug them?

164. No, no, no. Look,

165. Kenny, it's instinct.

166. You know the old saying—

167. those who can, do.

168. Those who can't, teach.

169. Well, I can, and I do.

170. Whoa, that's deep man.

171. I'll give you a few pointers.

172. Incoming!

173. Mm!

174. Well, Carlton,

175. here are a couple of impressive competitors.

176. Judges?

177. Well, the judges like her.

178. They really, really like her.

179. And let's hear it for the east German team.

180. Hi, fellas.

181. Out of the way, Ashley.

182. We're trying to see.

183. Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

184. I can't believe how hard it is to find a beach front place

185. with a pool and tennis court for $500 a month.

186. I mean, what's happening to this country?

187. Maybe you should lower your standards a little.

188. You're not going to be happy until I'm living in a trailer

189. eating spam on a ritz.

190. I mean, that's where this is going, isn't it?

191. Sweetheart, I found a few places that don't look so bad.

192. I'm beginning to get the idea that you want to get rid of me.

193. Run with that.

194. Hey, guys.

195. Hey, hey, hey.

196. How was the first day at school?

197. Way cool, gran hombre.

198. It was boomin'. Tasties everywhere.

199. Big ones, small ones, short ones, tall ones.

200. Black ones, brown ones,

201. rich ones, poor ones, crazy ones,

202. well, your aunt and I used to, uh...

203. It's not important.

204. Carlton, I thought you were against girls at bel-air prep.

205. I'll admit I had grave reservations,

206. but I've already learned

207. that many of my assumptions were wrong.

208. And that was just from

209. 10 minutes of hiding under the bleachers.

210. Guys, come over here.

211. That reminds me of my freshman year at college.

212. For extra money I worked at the Princeton daily,

213. and my first assignment

214. was to interview the town's most famous stripper—

215. boom-boom lasalle.

216. I wonder why they called her that?

217. For some reason, she took a liking to me

218. and invited me to go with her and her sister

219. to their dressing room for, uh... Drinks.

220. You the man!

221. Anyway, one thing led to another,

222. and before I knew it, this country boy...

223. Finished his yoo-hoo and went right home.

224. Wait a minute. Go back to finishing your yoo-hoo.

225. Ashley!

226. Aah!

227. Oh, Ashley, baby. I'm sorry.

228. How was school?

229. School was fine.

230. Did you make friends?

231. A few. I've got to study.

232. Did some boys try anything with you?

233. No, nothing.

234. Nothing at all.

235. Uncle Phil, you'll be happy to know

236. that none of the boys tried nothing with me, neither.

237. There you go noticing me again.

238. I'm tellin you, she wants me.

239. She senses my raw animal power and isn't capable of turnin away.

240. She senses that big wet nasty things on your cheeks

241. so she can't eat till you wipe it off.

242. Oh.

243. So you seen Ashley today?

244. No.

245. Me, neither. I wonder where she at.

246. I don't care, as long as she doesn't sit here.

247. It's hard to impress the honeys

248. when your sister's blowing milk bubbles.

249. Ahem.

250. Wow!

251. Will, check out the talent.

252. She's cool!

253. She's hot! She's—

254. your baby sister, man!

255. Aah!

256. Ohh.

257. Yo, ease back, man. Ease back.

258. What do you think you're doing?

259. Buzz off, short stuff.

260. That's it, Ashley. I want you to—

261. I'm ordering you to look unattractive.

262. Ashley, what did you have for breakfast,

263. some hormones or something?

264. Beat it. I'm working the room.

265. Hi, Bobby.

266. Hey.

267. Where she learn to walk like that?

268. Where'd she get that Lee press-on body?

269. Hurt me! Hurt me!

270. Mmm, mmm, mmm.

271. Yo, baby. You see, I noticed you noticing me,

272. and I wanted to give you notice

273. that I noticed you, too.

274. Baby, you float my boat.

275. You'd better float your midget boat out of here!

276. Will, man, ease up.

277. What you think you doing?

278. The same thing you do—

279. pressing up this woman.

280. That ain't no woman. That's my cousin

281. I am too a woman,

282. and I'd appreciate you staying out of my business.

283. D-d-don't you shake your neck at me like that, girl!

284. Come on, Kenny.

285. Hey.

286. And don't you shake that, either!

287. I found the perfect place within my budget.

288. That's great, baby.

289. I do have what it takes to survive.

290. "Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.

291. Give a man a cow, he'll eat for a month, maybe more."

292. D-don't. She's on a roll.

293. This place has everything—

294. pool, tennis, full utilities.

295. I won't need more than the $500 a month.

296. That's an incredible deal!

297. Unbelievable, even. Let's see it.

298. If you want to.

299. I'll get the car keys.

300. No, you won't need them.

301. Why? It's in the neighborhood?

302. You're getting warmer.

303. Where is it, exactly?

304. I'm going to live in the pool house!

305. You said I had to be out of the house

306. but not off of the property.

307. With the money that daddy promised me,

308. it'll cover my furniture rental.

309. Philip, honey, we're getting off easy.

310. Come on.

311. But it's not fair. She's winning.

312. Baby, I'm telling you.

313. You got more moves than a bowl of jell-o.

314. And there's always room for jell-o.

315. Wow.

316. Dude sounds like a jackass.

317. Actually, will, he sounds like you.

318. So, Kenny. When are we going out?

319. I don't know. Let me check my book.

320. You see, I want to make sure

321. I can give you my undivided attention.

322. Actually, will, he's better than you.

323. Look at you. You've got it going on.

324. You got sweet hips, lips, and fingertips.

325. But baby got back!

326. Bye, baby. Whoa, whoa! Wait a minute!

327. I know my sister needs me,

328. but that girl was babe-alicious.

329. Carlton, I think you know what you have to do.

330. I know.

331. Still... I would have liked

332. to have been there for Ashley.

333. Hey, w—

334. I was so sure looking like this

335. would make me popular.

336. What do guys want, anyway?

337. Guys want a girl w-who's sweet

338. and kind and smart, just like you.

339. Kenny wanted the girl with back.

340. Ashley, Kenny's a special case.

341. Carlton wanted the same girl.

342. Well, see, Carlton's a basket case.

343. W-what about the boys in the hall yesterday

344. and the guys in beer commercials

345. and the all guys who ask hilary out?

346. Ashley, I can't lie to you.

347. Some guys don't know what's special about a woman.

348. Actually, a lot of guys don't know.

349. But really damn near all guys don't know, but...

350. There are still some guys that appreciate quality,

351. and you're quality.

352. You don't got to do all this.

353. Just work on being you.

354. The right guy will come along. I promise you.

355. O.K.

356. Have your people call my people. We'll do lunch.

357. Give mama a kiss, baby.

358. I'm glad you're my cousin.

359. Mama know. Go on, girl.

360. Ahem. Um...

361. Veronica, uh...

362. You know, I thought about

363. what you said yesterday,

364. and I just wanted to tell you it's right.

365. I'm sorry about how I behaved,

366. and I'd be grateful to have your number.

367. That's really nice. What did I say?

368. W-w-w-what did you say?

369. Yeah. You thought over what I said.

370. What did you agree with?

371. Yo, it was deep. I agree with all of it.

372. You have no idea what I said, do you?

373. Wait. Hold up, girl. You tripping.

374. I know—I know what you said.

375. You—you— we was right here.

376. You said that people—people w-who live in glass cribs

377. shouldn't throw hard stuff.

378. No.

379. Let your smile be your umbrella?

380. All right. Whoa, whoa.

381. Who cares what you said, baby?

382. I'm saying I'm trying to be with you.

383. That's the first honest thing you've said to me.

384. That's like a... Like a good thing, right?

385. That's a very good thing.

386. So I'm saying write down your number.

387. You can't get it yet.

388. But I've got your number.

389. Hey!

390. Yoo.

391. Mmm, mmm, mmm!

392. Ha ha ha.

393. Hold up.

394. Am I as superficial as all those guys

395. I warned Ashley about?

396. I mean, could it be

397. that I'm more obsessed with breasts and thighs

398. than colonel Sanders ever was?

399. I mean...

400. M-mightn't I be able to look deeper,

401. to cherish women a-as full and complete

402. and complex individuals?

403. And with this new understanding,

404. t-to finally find and keep this true love

405. that eludes so many of us?

406. Nah!

407. Yo, baby, I know your feet must be tired,

408. 'cause you been runnin' through my mind all day.

409. How do we translate Cicero

410. with girls glossing their hair

411. and glossing their lips

412. and—and— messing up lines

413. and trying to cover

414. but not doing it?

415. Excuse me...

416. We got women in the audience.

417. Any you all ever glossed your hair?