The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 3x23

DJ Jazzy Jeff as Jazz • Obaka Adedunyo as Reverend

Series clips illustrate family recollections as the kids put together a scrapbook for Vivian and Philip, who want to renew their vows on their anniversary.

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1. You like that, huh? You like it.

2. earthquake!

3. Is a dance...

4. And apparently you know it.

5. mmm, exceptional buns, Geoffrey.

6. Yeah. I think he's been doing the stairmaster.

7. Where's your mother? Her breakfast is getting cold.

8. She's not eating until she fits into her old wedding gown.

9. That's ridiculous.

10. You wouldn't expect me

11. to fit into pants I wore 25 years ago.

12. Or 25 days ago, for that matter.

13. She has nothing to worry about.

14. She's as beautiful as the day I married her.

15. That's why I'm renewing our vows this Saturday.

16. That is so romantic.

17. I wish I could find a guy to lie to me like that.

18. Sir, about Saturday's menu,

19. shall I prepare the same meal you had at your wedding?

20. Who can remember a dinner from 25 years ago?

21. We started out with some chicken pot pie

22. and some delicious coleslaw...

23. And then there were some great baked beans with molasses,

24. and for dessert,

25. we had a big chunk of chocolate devil's food cake.

26. I'm guessing.

27. If only that power could be used for good.

28. I'll go upstairs and cheer up your mother.

29. Oh! I'm so fat!

30. On second thought, I'll call her from the car.

31. Good. He's gone.

32. We can finish working on their anniversary surprise.

33. I hope they like this photo album.

34. What's not to like? These are some great family pictures.

35. Here's me at the beach...

36. Oh, and here's me in my carriage.

37. Oh, look. Here's me at the park.

38. We should have gotten them those ginsu knives.

39. This stuff's so boring.

40. Carlton's right. Nothing exciting happens to us.

41. That's right,

42. and that's why I came out here.

43. You people really need help.

44. Carlton banks is wearing an elegant yet masculine

45. cotton-silk combination

46. designed by will St. Carlton.

47. 5, 6, 7, 8.

48. And contract.

49. 5 and 6 and 7, 8.

50. Fingers open.

51. Spread them out, head look...

52. Contract, release.

53. And turn around, step, and pose—

54. repeat.

55. 5 and 6 and 7, 8.

56. Say...

57. Is that Philip banks or Blair Underwood?

58. What do you think of this one, dad?

59. I look like little Richard, attorney at law.

60. Dinner is served.

61. ladies and gentleman, give it up for the star of Heidi comes to Harlem.

62. Mom, if you make me go to school like this.

63. I'm gonna write a book when I grow up.

64. Welcome, to the briny deep.

65. Where non of our passes are ever too steep.

66. We've got fresh fish you can look in out tank.

67. To get to the bathroom, make a left at the plank.

68. Look, I know everyone gets a little silly around midterms,

69. but—not at the dinner table.

70. I'm sorry, mom.

71. Will Smith is the scum of the earth.

72. Hilary!

73. Arf!

74. However, will Smith is the pinnacle of manliness.

75. Ahem.

76. Hilary!

77. Arf!

78. Ahem.

79. What's with hilary?

80. Arf!

81. Ahem.

82. Arf!

83. Hilary! Hilary! Hilary!

84. Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

85. Ah, your montrose vase...

86. Attracts dust like a magnet.

87. Aah! Aah!

88. Problem solved.

89. O.K., g, listen, listen.

90. Philip, I have $1,000 with your name on it.

91. Do the family a favor.

92. Get viv some cooking lessons.

93. You!

94. And, miss Ashley, how does a Mercedes sound?

95. Vroom vroom?

96. Very clever. I'll get you two.

97. Vroom vroom vroom.

98. Nice try.

99. In case you haven't figured it out...

100. I quit.

101. I quit! I quit! I quit! I quit!

102. I quit! I quit!

103. For a long time, it gave me nightmares.

104. Having to witness an injustice like that.

105. It was a constant reminder

106. of how unfair this world can be.

107. I can still hear them taunting him.

108. "Silly rabbit, trickscolor are for kids."

109. How come they just couldn't give him some cereal?

110. Hi. I'm Philip banks,

111. and I'm running for superior court j-j-j-judge.

112. What the hell is that?

113. That was our new year's Eve party.

114. I put in some home movies

115. to show your human side.

116. It gets better.

117. If you put me on the bench,

118. I'll take a real bite out of crime.

119. B-b-b-bite. B-b-b-bite.

120. Vote for Philip banks.

121. Philip banks. Philip banks. Philip banks.

122. Where's the family room?

123. I'm going to kill Carlton.

124. I want to know the name of his decorator.

125. What do you two think you're doing?

126. I was trying to get up to my room.

127. Hey, Ty, what was you doing?

128. I was trying to be in the video.

129. Oh, look..

130. Right in the middle of the kitchen floor.

131. What color?

132. You gotta come out and see that.

133. Sorry, will it won't work.

134. Look, g she won't listen to me man, I give up.

135. I think it's time you came out of the closet.

136. Let me.

137. Sunny, what you do in the privacy of the bedroom...

138. Is no body's business but yours

139. just be true to yourself.

140. He'll come around.

141. Whoa!

142. Take it off!

143. Put it on!

144. You put your clothes on this minute!

145. Mommy!

146. Ahem.

147. Wow.

148. Will, check out the talent.

149. She's cool, she's hot, she's...

150. Your baby sister, man!

151. Aah!

152. Carlton's log. Earthdate 1992.

153. It's 6 A.M.

154. Up with the dawn, the small band of brave souls

155. prepare to pile into their Mercedes.

156. Destination—adventure.

157. Hey, I didn't know mom was a ventriloquist.

158. Look at that funny-looking dummy on her knee.

159. Actually, that's Carlton.

160. Hey, Uncle Phil, what's up?

161. Where is it?

162. Geoffrey took it. I swear.

163. Your aunt Vivian's going to kill me.

164. You're winning a lot of points

165. with this second wedding.

166. I'm sure she can handle it.

167. I lost my wedding ring.

168. So, where shall we scatter the ashes?

169. I wore that ring every day for 25 years.

170. The day before my anniversary, I lose it.

171. Just think. Maybe it will help if you remember...

172. What you were doing when you lost it?

173. I was eating.

174. Ohh, that narrows it down.

175. Hey, what up, j?

176. Whoosh! Whoosh!

177. Greetings, all.

178. Guess my invitation to the wedding rerun was misplaced.

179. But I thought I'd come by anyway.

180. I'm guessing the bride won't be wearing white.

181. Jazz, the ceremony isn't till tomorrow, man.

182. Then I'll be spending the night.

183. I hear the pool house has a delightful northern exposure.

184. Hilary, woman, draw me a bath.

185. I wouldn't draw you a cartoon.

186. That's it. I'm going—

187. whoa. Jazz, come here.

188. This is not the right time to mess with Uncle Phil.

189. He lost something really important.

190. Geoffrey took it. I swear.

191. Look, kids, you look down here.

192. I'm going to look for the ring upstairs.

193. Give it up, big guy. We've already looked everywhere.

194. I'll give 100 bucks to whoever finds it.

195. Now you're talking.

196. Hmm hmm hmm.

197. My family...

198. Can't live with them,

199. can't turn your back on them.

200. Oh, God! My eye!

201. Will, you o.K.?

202. Aghh!

203. Here's your question.

204. If your partner could name only one person

205. as his best friend,

206. who would that special person be?

207. You have until the buzzer sounds to think about it.

208. Carlton, let's hear your answer.

209. Bob, let's back it up a moment

210. and define this thing called friendship.

211. The ancient Mayans—

212. Carlton, your time is up.

213. O.K., tyrique, who is jazz's best friend?

214. I'm sorry, Bob. This is a bad time.

215. Goodnight, will.

216. You're grounded.

217. Aah! Aah! Aah!

218. Alright, alright, everybody out.

219. Come on.

220. The next step is full-scale psychological warfare.

221. You got to act like you got this tic,

222. like the army did this experiment on you

223. that just went terribly wrong.

224. Be like, "back up! Back up!

225. "Mind your business, that's all.

226. Mind your business."

227. O.K.

228. Back up! Back up!

229. Mind your business, that's all.

230. Just mind your business.

231. I worked all day

232. trying to keep this house nice for you.

233. I cook, I clean, and work my fingers to the bone.

234. This is the thanks I get?

235. I bust my hump at school all day,

236. and you just sit around watching soap operas

237. and eating bonbons.

238. Well, excuse me for having a little fun.

239. Maybe it's because you never take me out anymore.

240. Maybe I would if you fixed yourself up a little bit.

241. Whoa. Wait a minute.

242. We sound like an old married couple.

243. So now I'm old?

244. And I gave you the best years of my life.

245. Look, I'm sorry.

246. I'm hungry. Don't you have any more breath mints?

247. No. You ate them all without offering me one.

248. Can't have my toothpick, either.

249. Did I ask you?

250. See if there's something in the freezer.

251. Would you look?

252. Why don't you look?

253. I thought you liked doing things for me.

254. I did till you ate all my breath mints.

255. Forget it. I don't need you to do anything for me.

256. Could you open this?

257. Thought you ain't need me to do nothing for you.

258. Just open it.

259. What's the magic word?

260. Now.

261. Guess again.

262. Here. I can't open this thing.

263. I thought you were the big man.

264. You're the one that's hungry.

265. Use your fingernails.

266. Here, here, here, here, here.

267. Knock yourself out.

268. Ugh!

269. Any luck with the ring, dad?

270. No, but don't worry. I figured it out.

271. In the middle of the ceremony,

272. I'll fake a heart attack.

273. Uncle Phil, it didn't work on your wedding night,

274. and it ain't going to work now.

275. Here comes hilary. Places.

276. Oh, she looks so beautiful.

277. Thank you.

278. Not you—mom.

279. She fit into her wedding dress.

280. Everybody duck.

281. I think she's about to blow.

282. We're gathered here today

283. to renew the vows of holy matrimony,

284. which is commended of Saint Paul...

285. Geoffrey, I didn't know you were so sentimental.

286. I'm not.

287. It's just...

288. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.

289. Vivian banks, do you take this man

290. to be your lawfully wedded husband?

291. With all my heart.

292. And do you, Philip banks,

293. take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?

294. No, I don't.

295. I take her for much more than that—

296. for my lover, my life companion...

297. My very best friend.

298. Oh, Philip.

299. May I have the ring, please?

300. I've got one for you right here, buddy. Here.

301. Thanks, kids, but, uh...

302. Look, Vivian, there's something I have to tell you.

303. I lost my wedding ring.

304. Oh, you mean this one?

305. You found it.

306. Yeah. I took it to have it inscribed.

307. "To 100 years more."

308. Now you may kiss the bride.