The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 3x20

Directed by Shelley Jensen

Charlayne Woodard as Janice • Juanita Jennings as Nurse • Vernee Watson-Johnson as Vy Smith • Joseph Chapman as Maurice • Barry Wiggins as Doctor

Vivian's baby is a week late, but family members and her visiting sisters are nowhere to be found when it's time to rush to the hospital.

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1. Get up! Everybody, get up!

2. Yo! What's the matter?

3. Aah!

4. Calm down, will!

5. It's aunt Vivian. She's having a baby!

6. That ain't what's scaring me.

7. You ain't got no drawers on!

8. Oh.

9. Oh. Okay.

10. Oh! Oh! Oh!

11. Ho. Oh. Oh.

12. Ah. Oh.

13. Oh!

14. Oh!

15. Oh. Oh!

16. Aah!

17. Mother, are you alright?

18. Of course you're not. You're having a baby.

19. I think I'm going to be sick.

20. Hilary, sweetie, come here.

21. Having a baby is very spiritual.

22. This is my last baby,

23. and I'll never experience this miracle again.

24. Here comes another contraction.

25. Oh! Aah! Oh!

26. Ow!

27. Well, that wasn't so bad.

28. Hilary, don't be so dramatic.

29. My hand. Ah.

30. Everything's cool, aunt viv!

31. Everything cool.

32. Alright, check it out.

33. Um...

34. Carlton, you boil some water.

35. Ashley, you get some blankets.

36. Uh...

37. Hilary, you, uh, c-circle the wagons.

38. What are you talking about?

39. I wish to God I knew, aunt viv.

40. I think will is referring to—

41. aah!

42. Aah!

43. Oh!

44. Oh!

45. Aah!

46. Oh, my God. The pains are getting closer.

47. Carlton, honey, get up off the floor.

48. My hand!

49. What is wrong with everybody?

50. Philip!

51. Put on your damn pants and let's go!

52. Hey.

53. Aunt viv, I want to go, too.

54. I could use somebody to hold my hand.

55. wonder if mom had the baby yet.

56. Birth is a miraculous thing. Isn't it?

57. To think I was once inside of a woman's body.

58. I find that hard to believe.

59. I think we all do, Carlton.

60. Hi, mom.

61. Mom!

62. Mom, you're still pregnant.

63. You think?

64. Look, I can't do this anymore.

65. Me neither.

66. Getting woke up in the middle of the night

67. by a naked man running around the house.

68. I'm sorry.

69. I thought you were all asleep.

70. Not you, g.

71. Oh.

72. Never mind.

73. Everybody calm down.

74. False alarms happen all the time.

75. But Uncle Phil was naked, aunt viv.

76. Shut up, will.

77. Vivian,

78. I want to have this baby already.

79. And you think I don't?

80. I feel like I ate a buick.

81. Look like a winnebago from here.

82. Is there anything more I can do?

83. Will you look at her, Uncle Phil?

84. Haven't you done enough? Leave her alone!

85. I'm fine, Philip. Thank you.

86. Oh, good.

87. I got to lay down.

88. May I get you some tea?

89. That would be lovely.

90. Bring it to the laundry room.

91. I'll be sitting on the dryer.

92. Poor mom.

93. Poor mom? Poor me!

94. I saw Uncle Phil naked!

95. And he was running!

96. What can I get you, madam?

97. Geoffrey, I've got a proposition for you.

98. Perhaps if we were both younger

99. and I didn't work for you...

100. Not that kind of proposition, Geoffrey.

101. I'll give you 50 bucks to drive me over some railroad tracks.

102. Well, doctor, the pains are coming closer together.

103. They start in the abdomen

104. and radiate up and down in all directions.

105. Philip, I'm not having any pains.

106. Well, I am.

107. Well, yes. Thursday afternoon will be fine.

108. Yes, your majesty?

109. From an objective point of view,

110. who is having this baby, him or me?

111. It's rather difficult to tell just by looking.

112. She's in here.

113. Don't mention her chins.

114. Or ankles,

115. or feet.

116. Oh, and whatever you do,

117. never ever feed her after midnight.

118. Oh, poor diva!

119. I'm sick of this!

120. Oh, look at you!

121. Come on, y'all. Come on.

122. Will, why are you crying?

123. I don't know, man.

124. Where's Helen?

125. She had to go to court with Lester.

126. I thought the divorce was final months ago.

127. Right. Everything was going well

128. until she saw Lester with another woman.

129. That's when she snatched off the wig.

130. She snatched off the woman's wig?

131. No.

132. Lester's.

133. What a novel idea, that little bell.

134. Would you get us something to eat, please?

135. Oh, golly, yes!

136. It's great to be working in the big house!

137. You've all met our Butler...

138. Chicken George?

139. Don't worry. I'll take good care of you.

140. Oh. Me, too.

141. Oh! I'm so happy you guys are here.

142. I was beginning to feel like nobody understood me.

143. Oh, hey. We're family.

144. Love you. Yes. We love you.

145. Stop with the damn bell!

146. I'm never going back up there again.

147. I'm sorry I went up there in the first place.

148. I took her some honey for her tea.

149. She does not want honey from California.

150. She wants honey from new Mexico.

151. Puh-lease.

152. Diva needs to get her butt

153. out of bel-air a little more often!

154. If it get any bigger,

155. it'll be in and out of bel-air at the same time.

156. Oh. Oh, my goodness.

157. Okay, come on. This ain't easy on aunt viv.

158. The baby is a week late.

159. That bell's mine! Who's with me?

160. I'm with you.

161. Hilary, act like you're going to hug her

162. and then pin her arms down.

163. I know the choke hold.

164. Hold it now!

165. Now, that's enough!

166. This is harder on her than it is on us.

167. We're her family. We have to be here for her.

168. You guys?

169. Why isn't anybody answering my bell?

170. Could somebody please come upstairs and keep me company?

171. You hate me, don't you?

172. Okay.

173. I know this is hard to take,

174. and this baby doesn't look like he's coming anytime soon.

175. Let's take a breather from one another?

176. Just for a little while if you—

177. hello?

178. Geoffrey,

179. have you seen my bell?

180. What bell?

181. I don't blame you, Geoffrey.

182. I've been pretty unbearable.

183. Do you think my family's ever going to come back?

184. I doubt it.

185. Why don't you sit down? I'll make some tea.

186. You always know what to do.

187. You relax.

188. If anything happens,

189. Mr. banks has master William's beeper.

190. And your sisters will be back from the salon soon.

191. This is great. I really needed this.

192. I know. Some electrolysis wouldn't hurt either.

193. This could get ugly.

194. We're family.

195. Aren't you guys finished yet?

196. Aunt vy is getting a makeover.

197. It could take hours.

198. Am I wearing a "kick me" sign?

199. I don't see why women spend so much time in these places.

200. Wow!

201. Forget college. I'm going to beauty school.

202. If I'm not back in 20 minutes,

203. be really happy for me.

204. Way to go, speedy.

205. Shut up.

206. I could have driven myself here for my examination.

207. I don't think so, Uncle Phil.

208. You're taking this sympathy pains thing a wee bit too far.

209. Don't be ridiculous, will.

210. Oh, my God!

211. I think my water broke.

212. Oh, my God!

213. It's Vivian! She's having the baby.

214. We got to get to the hospital!

215. Uncle Phil, we in the hospital.

216. Oh, good...

217. Because I'm having a heart attack.

218. You better let me take care of this.

219. False alarm, Uncle Phil.

220. It's for me. It's Carla.

221. 402436—that's no phone number.

222. No, no, Uncle Phil.

223. That's 40-24-36.

224. Boom, bang, ka-boom!

225. Hey, hey. Ruff ruff ruff!

226. Shut up!

227. Get in the elevator.

228. Excuse me.

229. Would you mind putting out that cigarette?

230. It's a free country.

231. It certainly is. But it's against the law

232. to smoke cigarettes in elevators.

233. That's right, boy.

234. This is a new Jack city.

235. You the man. You the man.

236. You the big man that broke the elevator.

237. Geoffrey, we better beep Mr. banks.

238. Oh, dear.

239. Okay.

240. Keep calm.

241. I think we'd better beep Mr. banks.

242. I just said that.

243. That's good.

244. Now we're on the same train of thought.

245. How do you work this bloody thing?

246. Well, thank God you're here.

247. Oh!

248. Oh, God!

249. Oh! Ow!

250. My ha—

251. aah! Ah!

252. Uncle Phil, is that you?

253. No, but you have really soft hands.

254. Mommy!

255. Ma!

256. Just relax, will.

257. We'll be out of here in no time.

258. Uncle Phil, that's aunt viv.

259. Oh, my God.

260. Somebody get us out of here!

261. I'm having a baby!

262. Something must be wrong.

263. I've beeped twice, and he hasn't answered.

264. My hand!

265. I'd better try the beauty salon.

266. So while she's been stepping out on him,

267. he's been having an affair with her sister!

268. But she works here, so keep it quiet!

269. Oh! Okay.

270. What?

271. Black beauty. How can I help you?

272. Yeah, right. It's always an emergency.

273. I'll ask.

274. Vy Smith, phone call.

275. Sorry. Nobody's answering.

276. Don't you love these quiet girl talks?

277. What? What?

278. I know!

279. Great.

280. Geoffrey, you'll have to drive me to the hospital.

281. Will I steer with my left foot?

282. I hate men.

283. Hi, mommy.

284. Here comes another one.

285. Give me your hand!

286. No way.

287. Ashley!

288. You keep away from me!

289. Oh!

290. Oh! Aah!

291. Aah!

292. Aah! Aah!

293. This baby's coming! I got to get to the hospital!

294. Don't worry, mom. I'll get you there.

295. Ashley, you can't drive.

296. I've been taking the car since I was 12.

297. Oh.

298. Hey!

299. How much longer before we get out of here?

300. My wife's having a baby!

301. She ain't in there with you, is she?

302. No!

303. Good. I'm going on a break!

304. What?

305. Just kidding. A little elevator humor there.

306. Oh, man!

307. I'll get you out of there as soon as I can.

308. Hi, honey.

309. I'm going to be late for lunch.

310. Great. You have a phone.

311. That's right...

312. And you don't.

313. Will, we got to get that phone.

314. Uncle Phil, just ask him nice.

315. After what I did to him, he'll never let me use it.

316. Well, I'm coming straight out the 'hood, right?

317. Where I come from,

318. when we want something,

319. we step aboard and take it.

320. Observe.

321. if you don't let me use your phone,

322. I'll sing Paula Abdul's greatest hits.

323. I guess you want to use this phone real bad, huh?

324. Yes, sir, I do.

325. About as bad as I wanted that cigarette?

326. Stop! Ghetto time!

327. No, no! Will!

328. Calm down. No! Calm down now.

329. I trained as a lawyer for many years.

330. I was trained in the art of negotiation.

331. Hey. Okay?

332. Observe.

333. Sir...

334. Give me that damn phone,

335. or I'll rip your liver out and eat it... Raw.

336. That's right, boy, and he about due for a snack.

337. Yes, sir.

338. Yes, Mr. banks.

339. Mrs. banks should be arriving at the hospital any minute.

340. What? Who drove her?

341. Who drove? You are trapped in an elevator, right?

342. Yes, I am. Now, who drove her?

343. Miss Ashley drove.

344. What?

345. How could you allow that? Are you insane?

346. I don't know how I could have let that happen.

347. Tell Mrs. banks' sisters to meet her.

348. I'll call the salon right away.

349. This was completely irresponsible of you!

350. Yes, sir. I'm a very, very bad Butler.

351. In fact, I'm going to punish myself.

352. No phone privileges for a week.

353. There's going to be more of that happening—

354. we're on our way, Geoffrey.

355. Vivian's having the baby. Let's go.

356. Finally. I'll get Carlton.

357. I can't go looking like this.

358. The place is full of doctors.

359. Don't tell me you're that superficial.

360. It may be superficial to you, but I'm young.

361. I can still get a husband.

362. Not without any teeth, you won't.

363. Now try me. Get on out of here.

364. That girl wanted me, aunt Janice.

365. When a woman says, "drop dead, troll,"

366. it usually means she's not interested.

367. Let's go.

368. I'll call you!

369. I'm sorry, young lady.

370. But you have to fill the insurance form

371. like everyone else.

372. I'm a kid. I don't know about insurance.

373. I'm sorry. Those are the rules.

374. Oh, my God. Here comes the big one.

375. Nurse, could you hold my hand, please?

376. Ah.

377. Ah-aah.

378. Get this woman to a pressing room.

379. What happened to Hillary?

380. Oh, lord. Hillary, get right here.

381. My hand!

382. I'm sure mom's been here.

383. Look, this is an emergency.

384. Do you have any mascara?

385. Where is the woman that did this to you?

386. Down the hall.

387. Come on. Down here.

388. We got here as soon as we could.

389. You doing okay, baby?

390. She's fine. I took care of things.

391. You all can't be in here, okay?

392. I'll go.

393. Me, too.

394. And, um...

395. This is what I usually look like.

396. Phil-iiippp!

397. Phil-iiippp!

398. Vivian!

399. Philip!

400. Vivian!

401. Wilma!

402. Dad, over here!

403. What? Where?

404. Where is she?

405. That way.

406. Vivian!

407. Say hello to your new son.

408. Ooh!

409. Look at him.

410. Doc, could you get a picture of this?

411. Sure.

412. He look like a little black Yoda.

413. Oh, stop.

414. Ohh!

415. He's adorable.

416. Hello, little Nicholas Andrew banks.

417. Ooh!

418. Honey, I thought we agreed to call him Philip.

419. Ew, that's a stupid name.

420. Why don't we name him after daddy... Eli?

421. Over my dead body.

422. No. Let's name him Rufus.

423. Smile!

424. Colin Powell!

425. Bobby brown and Whitney Houston!

426. Wilma!