1. Will, get your feet
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have I told you
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on the subject—
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you lived on TV?
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in little Richard's crib.
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waking us up
at 6 A.M.?
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how that dream ends.
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Carlton.
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own the crib
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and everything,
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Wesley.
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for hours.
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sister Mary Margaret.
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drives a Porsche?
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down at the convent.
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out all night?
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is my face red.
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reverend Williams.
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to the old neighborhood.
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daddy lost weight.
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your clothes now.
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get out of this.
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hyped up
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we lived when we
first got married.
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where we walked
little hilary.
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where we bought
little Carlton.
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matter with you?
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since yesterday.
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or I didn't do, or—
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sweetheart.
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the house" shirt.
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every weekend
for years.
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so predictable.
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a wee bit erratic
this morning?
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look at my hair!
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like this.
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to the salon.
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sweetheart.
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have lunch together.
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something new.
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aunt viv,
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Don King, uh...
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thing going.
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can pull it off.
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as you're proving.
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were you yesterday?
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with Michael Jordan.
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talk to cliff
like that.
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the tough get going.
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excuse my cousin.
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please relax?
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make eye contact.
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What a stallion.
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what's up, baby?
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your number down
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want it no more.
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107. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
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is my cousin Carlton.
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109. Hi. I'm Simone.
Thanks for coming down.
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what to do.
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to buy you a car.
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a strong pair of arms.
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can't help you.
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the debate team.
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of my debate team.
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119. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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over there somewhere,
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to go to Cleveland,
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126. I guess
we'd better get busy.
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come by to school on Monday
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132. No, The best way
to cross a stream.
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at that finger for you.
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140. Problem, sir?
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gotten into her?
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142. She said
I've become too...
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143. Predictable, sir?
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the same...
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every weekend, sir?
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a man has...
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every morning.
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I watch...
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every night.
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151. Does that mean
I've become
predictable?
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153. Why, you're a regular
hotbed of spontaneity.
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157. Hillary, why doesn't
anyone want my soda?
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158. Because you're soda's flat.
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159. You believe this mess?
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here to work.
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161. Don't even sweat it.
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162. They ain't
coming back anyway.
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163. Few more months, everybody's
conscious will be clear
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to status quo.
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what really went down.
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production
of West Side story.
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173. I want to hear more
about your collection
of sea monkeys.
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the nerdyweds.
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yesterday?
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sweetheart.
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You're my husband.
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an explanation.
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you'll be first to know.
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with you, woman.
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with you, man.
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on top of blisters.
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coming back tomorrow?
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tomorrow.
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next weekend then.
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then a ball game.
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how it is.
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I'm coming back.
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about yourself,
don't you?
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'cause you helped
the poor folk.
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to be poor.
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like the rest.
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doc Martins.
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makes you committed.
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it's a game,
you should go home,
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not welcome here.
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I said, "what's up?"
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not welcome here, right?
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a little wrong, homey!
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appreciates me!
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know Dan quayle.
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off, slimeball!
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Put your hands up.
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the toaster.
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Put down the toaster!
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to do first?
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in here?
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anything stupid.
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your will yet.
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I know you.
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from family matters?
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Philip banks.
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believe it.
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It's Hector.
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wonderful.
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Be nice. He's got a bat.
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the police.
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some mistake. This is—
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our nephew will.
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from Philly?
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could it be
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muy grandes orejas?
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for a second.
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a little jumpy.
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a couple of times.
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to hear that,
Hector.
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remember Hector.
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him now.
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we used to live here,
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Hector's grocery store.
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is the old apartment?
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you've done with the place.
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had enough to eat,
thanks to Hector.
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have money,
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if he liked you.
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then, huh, Uncle Phil?
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is the crusading business?
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for little guys like me?
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mergers mostly.
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out of a storefront.
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a few Miles away.
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in Beverly hills.
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that's terrific man.
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can pay me back
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those ring dings.
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that well.
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went up in flames.
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a lot of changes
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been gone.
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to have you back.
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you know what?
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a wedding present.
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aunt viv, Uncle Phil,
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to visit.
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measured how tall
we was getting.
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There's Carlton.
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aunt viv, Uncle Phil,
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shared in this room.
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about kissing me.
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to set the table.
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throwing your doll
in the garbage?
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flushing her
down the toilet,
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legal aid daddy gives,
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covering expenses.
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more important things
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and big houses.
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been smoking?
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Uncle Phil.
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to play a nephew?
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to invite me in
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and cookies.
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was old enough
to be your mother.
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and she was divorced, too.
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don't understand.
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a bedtime story?
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What's it going to be,
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curious George?
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street journal,
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goes belly-up.
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we're all related?
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thinking it over.
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what I want to be
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honey. What?
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the United States.
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very proud.
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the country's first
black president.
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from the law firm.
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with the other partners.
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Thank you very much.
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anybody's hopes up,
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wants me to return
for a second interview!
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I'm rich! I'm rich!
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to the regans.
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tell you folks
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I like visiting?
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turn my back on it.
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We had some good times
in this old place.
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we started our family.
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that divorced lady
still live here.
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like 127 or something,
though, now.
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good friends here,
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our commitment
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come back next weekend,
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set up a schedule.
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with Simone
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schedule of my own.
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sign up for next week.
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empty next week?
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to plan a party.
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in me, huh, Vivian?
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I said I wouldn't do,
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a high-powered lawyer,
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and never looked back.
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feel guilty
about your success.
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gave you anything.
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for everything
you've got.
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to a lot of causes.
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than writing a check.
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my fire, my passion.
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dull and predictable.
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the kind of man
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open to risks.
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do you mean it?
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it's too late.
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talking about?
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you were yesterday.
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to kill you.
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where you thought
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with another man?
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you could take it.
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yesterday.
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out of a storefront?
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it's pretty good.
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uh—ee—well—
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it, oh, uh...
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