1. Master Carlton,
I have to take this
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3. would you mind
taking out the garbage?
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4. Do I look like roc?
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5. I don't know.
Maybe if you shaved
your head bald
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the square parts.
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the garbage.
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9. Because I'm
bigger than you.
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10. That's only
because you got them
shoe lifts in today.
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11. They're not lifts.
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12. I doubled up
on my odor-eaters.
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13. Here, hilary,
you take it out.
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16. Those things
you hit when you
back out the car.
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was the neighbor's kids.
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18. Oh, this is gross!
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19. I don't touch greasy,
disgusting things.
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it's buying you
dinner afterwards.
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21. You take it.
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your information,
dinner comes first.
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23. It's
like that, right?
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24. You're just going to
slam garbage at me.
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25. Good morning, will.
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26. Uh, good morning,
Uncle Phil.
Here's your lunch.
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27. Thank you.
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28. good morning. Isn't it
a glorious day?
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29. Actually, I have
an impacted wisdom tooth,
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30. my hair's falling out,
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the size of my fist.
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32. Oh, no. We're out
of Mrs. butterworth's.
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33. Thanks for the talk,
big guy.
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34. Good morning,
Uncle Phil.
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35. Good morning.
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36. Is this mine?
Yes.
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37. Thank you.
Thank you.
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38. Oh, man.
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39. Why don't you
sit down and eat?
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40. Sorry. I ain't
got no time.
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41. Look, any chance of me
balancing this book
on your head?
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the waffles up there,
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43. but that's too close
to your mouth.
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44. Will, sit down.
You're giving me
motion sickness.
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45. Sorry about that,
Uncle Phil.
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46. It's like there's
so much to do.
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and Cindy and my job
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48. and Cindy...
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49. And, you know,
basketball
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51. Wow. You think
I'm neglecting Cindy?
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52. Maybe you should take
some time off from work.
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53. You'll wear
yourself out.
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54. Thank you, sir.
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55. It's nice to know
that all my labors
haven't gone unnoticed.
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56. I was talking to will.
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57. And I, apparently,
was talking to myself.
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58. Will, how about it?
You sure there's nobody
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59. who can cover for you
at the restaurant?
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60. No. I got to make
some extra money
for the prom.
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61. I wouldn't feel
like a gentleman
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62. if I made Cindy
pay for my half, too.
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63. Look at my face!
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64. Oh, please, man,
we're eating.
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65. This is serious.
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66. The prom's
three days away
and I got a pimple.
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67. Carlton,
we're eating!
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68. I need some vitamin e.
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69. I should have
seen it coming.
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70. Whenever I have a big date,
I get a big pimple.
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71. By the size of that,
you must be going out
with Nell Carter.
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72. Hi, will.
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73. Ooo, Cindy, Cindy, Cindy,
um, girl.
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74. Anybody ever told you that
you got the—
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75. thanks, I'll try not
to let it go to my head.
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76. Look, I'm sorry
'bout that, baby.
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is kinda catching up to me.
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78. Well you make sure you save
some energy for the prom.
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79. Oh, don't you worry
about me, girl.
I'm gonna be alright,
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80. I'm planning on
staying up all night, you know.
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81. 'Cos all I wanna do
is Zuma zum zum zum
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82. what up, j?
Hey, will.
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83. Wanna car pool to work
again after practice?
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84. Yeah,
that's cool, man.
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85. We're counting on you
for the big game
this weekend.
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86. Don't you worry.
I'll be there.
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87. Smith dribbles...
He stuffs, he puffs,
he scores!
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88. The crowd goes wild!
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89. Man, I'm beat.
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90. You could do
what I do.
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91. I don't think listening
to Bruce Springsteen
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92. has got the same
effect on black people.
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93. Hey, come here.
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94. Hmm. My breath
ain't stinking,
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95. so I'm guessing
them ain't tic-tacs.
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96. These will
help you stay awake.
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97. You've done
speed before, right?
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98. Nah, and
I didn't think you
lived like that, either.
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99. I'm into whatever
gets the job done.
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100. To me, it's
freeze-dried coffee.
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101. Just in case.
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102. Just in case.
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103. Hey, guys!
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104. Later, will.
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105. Ooh, big date
this weekend?
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106. I just wanna thank
bill and hilary Clinton
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107. for inviting me
to inauguration.
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108. Will, wake up.
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109. Yo, man, go away.
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110. Will, this is
the senior prom,
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111. also known as
guaranteed action night.
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112. Rack 'em up!
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113. Here you are,
master William.
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114. Maybe this will help.
It's a family remedy
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115. passed down from
generation to generation.
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116. G, it's coffee.
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117. No. It's
Folger's crystals.
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118. Will, pardon
my tough love,
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119. but this burning
the candle at both ends
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120. is dumb, dumb, dumb.
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121. I know. I wish
there was something
else I could do.
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122. It's like there ain't
enough hours in the day.
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123. Hey, Carlton,
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124. did you ever
think about taking...
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125. You know, drugs?
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126. Will, you don't have
to beat around the bush.
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127. I know what
you're getting at.
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128. You see the
volcano-sized pimple
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129. about to erupt
on my forehead,
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130. and you don't
think vitamin e
is strong enough.
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131. No, man—
well, yeah, but...
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132. The kind of drugs
that help you stay up.
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133. Up?
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134. You don't mean...
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135. Ohh!
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136. This sex thing is
even more complicated
than I thought.
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137. You know what?
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138. Never mind, man.
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139. You know, will,
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140. if it turns out tonight
is the big night,
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141. I'm glad I'm sharing it
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142. with someone who cares
about me so deeply.
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143. Yo, I'm just sharing
a limo with you!
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144. I'm talking
about my date.
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145. She worships
the ground I walk on.
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146. No. She's just
looking for loose change.
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147. Miss Cindy
and miss Vanessa.
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148. Wow! You look great.
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149. Thank you, Carlton.
So do you.
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150. Somebody call a cop,
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151. 'cause it got to be
illegal to look that good.
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152. Oh, will.
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153. You look pretty
terrific yourself.
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154. Girl, don't hate me
'cause I'm beautiful.
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155. You kids look great.
Let me get a picture.
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156. I know, I'm treating
you like a baby.
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from the other side.
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158. I've got a situation
on my forehead.
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Ha ha ha.
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161. I know this
is prom night,
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162. but we should
set a curfew.
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163. Don't worry about it.
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165. Early tomorrow morning.
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166. Okay, stop!
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167. One more picture.
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168. This will be
the most exciting
night of our lives.
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169. Will.
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171. Will, wake up.
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172. Vanessa keeps
staring at my pimples.
What should I do?
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173. Stare at hers.
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174. Come on, will,
help me.
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175. This could be
the biggest night
of my life.
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176. To go along with
the biggest zit
of your life.
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177. The least you can do is
give me some vitamin e.
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178. Vitamin e is
not going to help, man.
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not going to help, man.
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181. I don't know.
Check my locker, man.
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182. If there ain't
nothing in there,
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big bottom lip
over your head.
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185. Will!
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186. Ooh, hey, girl.
What's up?
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187. You've been sleeping
all night.
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188. When are you going
to ask me to dance?
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189. I'm waiting
for the d.J. To throw
on something I like.
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190. How about...
I'm going home?
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191. Now, that's the jam.
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192. Tell me when
they put that on.
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193. Go, Carlton!
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194. Go, Carlton!
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195. Go, Carlton!
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196. Go, Carlton!
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197. Go, Carlton!
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198. Go, Carlton!
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199. Go, Carlton!
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200. Go, Carlton!
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201. Go, Carlton!
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202. Go, Carlton!
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203. Go, Carlton!
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204. Go, Carlton!
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205. Go, Carlton!
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206. Go, Carlton!
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207. Go, Carlton!
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208. Go, Carlton!
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209. Go, Carlton!
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210. Go, Carlton!
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211. Go, Carlton!
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212. Go, Carlton!
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213. Go, Carlton!
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214. Go, Carlton!
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215. Go, Carlton!
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216. Go, Carlton!
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217. Aah!
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218. Aah!
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219. Aah!
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220. Oh, Carlton, you
were something else.
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221. Carlton, you
were somebody else.
You alright?
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222. I feel great.
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223. I was feeling
insecure before,
but it doesn't matter.
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224. Beauty is
only skin deep.
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inside that counts.
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226. Vanessa,
you drive me wild.
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227. Are my lips
moving really fast?
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228. Want to dance?
Come on.
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229. Your cousin's
pretty wild.
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230. I guess he's got
that natural speed
thing going.
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231. You can say that again.
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232. Want me to hook you up
with more of those pills?
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233. Get you
a good price.
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234. Oh, my God.
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235. Hey, Carlton,
Carlton, Carlton. Yo!
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236. Carl-Carlton! Something terrible
has happened.
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237. I gotta get you
to the hospital.
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238. Why? This is the
greatest night of my...
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241. Yo, Carlton, man.
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242. God, if you let Carlton
be okay
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243. I swear I'll never make fun
of him again.
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244. I'll go to church
every Sunday.
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246. Will, is that you?
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about that women part right?
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I was doing the running man
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love you.
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you're at a hospital.
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253. I never thought
losing my virginity
would be this painful.
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254. Um... Carlton,
I got some bad news.
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255. Oh, God,
I malfunctioned!
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256. No, no.
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257. See, you never made it
past the dance floor.
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258. Um... Those pills
that you took
weren't vitamins.
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260. Look, you got to promise
you're not going to
overreact.
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261. What could be worse
than finding out
I'm still a virgin?
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263. Oh, my God!
I'm a drug addict
and a virgin!
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265. Shh! Shh!
Carlton,
listen, shut up!
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268. Comfy?
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269. Well, Mr. banks,
you gave us
quite a scare.
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271. Terrible.
I want to go home.
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272. Your parents
are on the way.
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273. You'll have to stay
in the chemical dependency
unit overnight.
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274. Excuse me?
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276. with all
our substance-abuse
patients.
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277. Oh, excuse me,
miss, um... Irene.
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278. That's such
a pretty name.
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279. Listen, um,
I don't think
you understand.
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280. See, Carlton
is not addicted
to drugs.
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281. Carlton hates drugs.
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282. We still have to
mix his aspirin in
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283. That may be,
but that certainly
wasn't applesauce
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out of his stomach.
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285. Can we move
to another part
of the hospital?
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286. I've got a reputation
to worry about.
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287. What if I want to run
for political office?
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288. I'll tell you
what I told
the last person
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291. Listen, listen, um,
somehow we're missing
each other.
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like a drug addict?
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293. Do I?
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294. Can we stick
to the subject, please?
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I came into this hospital
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297. I've been from Yale
to jail
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to park bench,
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299. but now...
I'm clean and sober.
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300. That's really touching,
but do you think
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get me a nurse
without a record?
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to stick around.
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304. Honey, are you okay?
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with 2,000 milligrams
of amphetamines
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309. I thought
they were vitamin e.
I got them from...
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lockers at school.
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you cannot take
unidentified pills.
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312. It's just plain stupid.
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313. If will hadn't
gotten you
to the hospital—
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315. I'll let Ashley and hilary
and Geoffrey know he's alright
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316. will, I just
want to thank you.
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317. You showed
quick thinking
and sound judgment.
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learn from will.
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320. No, no.
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to compliment you.
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I think this is
the only time.
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how grateful we are.
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where Carlton
would be now.
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something to say to will?
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328. Like what?
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329. Like "I'm sorry
for ruining your prom"
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330. and "thank you
for saving my life"?
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that's alright.
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333. No, really.
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334. Bye.
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335. I'm sorry, but this patient
has to get his rest.
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our baby alone.
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the night.
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338. We are?
We are, yes.
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some clean linen
for that bed?
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we can both fit.
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341. Right. And a chair
for my wife.
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master Carlton.
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I feel much better.
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He really saved the day.
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take a nap.
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sleep well
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kicking.
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if I talk to Carlton
for a second?
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I'm sorry you had
such a rough night.
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your face cleared up...
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for covering for me, man,
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I think I was still high.
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I ain't taking no drugs.
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about it, but...
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understand, man.
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you're not the only one
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about taking drugs.
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wear shower shoes
at the gym.
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you thought about it.
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I'll never
think about it again.
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finds out,
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see me again.
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to find out.
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all behind us.
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look, I'm sorry, man.
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and I almost
took you out.
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to hurt you.
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382. Will, you haven't
showered yet today,
have you?
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my favorite nephew?
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386. You know,
I have something for you.
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for graduation,
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I'll give it to you now.
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to the clippers?
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Uncle Phil.
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I need to tell you.
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that Carlton took...
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from my locker.
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in case I needed them.
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so stupid?
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you shouldn't be
messing with drugs.
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at school.
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Carlton to take them.
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was going to take them.
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because of you.
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thinking about.
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to hurt him.
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410. Yeah, well, you did.
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and could have
hurt yourself.
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I had basketball
practice
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and everything—
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the real world, will.
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There's never an excuse.
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that Carlton took...
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basketball practice,
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and everything.
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at school
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some stuff to help me
stay awake...
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real close to me
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a whole lot
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right now,
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all my fault.
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Come here.
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man.
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442. Shh, shh, shh.
It's okay.
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443. Somebody call a cop,
'cause this a gotta biz ch...
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444. Somebody call a cop,
'cause this has...
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445. You'll get it.
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446. Welcome to the "will
fresh prince ever
say his line?" Contest.
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