The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 3x19

Directed by Shelley Jensen

Mark Ballou as John • Mari Morrow as Cindy • Eyde Byrde as Irene • Johari Johnson as Vanessa • Alain Mickelson as School Teacher

Will learns a sobering lesson after Carlton pops the wrong pills from Will's locker, mistaking amphetamines for vitamins, and winds up in hospital.

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1. Master Carlton, I have to take this tray to your mother,

2. so on your way out,

3. would you mind taking out the garbage?

4. Do I look like roc?

5. I don't know. Maybe if you shaved your head bald

6. and sanded down the square parts.

7. Ashley, you take out the garbage.

8. Why me?

9. Because I'm bigger than you.

10. That's only because you got them shoe lifts in today.

11. They're not lifts.

12. I doubled up on my odor-eaters.

13. Here, hilary, you take it out.

14. Out where?

15. To the trash cans.

16. Those things you hit when you back out the car.

17. Thank God. I thought it was the neighbor's kids.

18. Oh, this is gross!

19. I don't touch greasy, disgusting things.

20. Just pretend it's buying you dinner afterwards.

21. You take it.

22. And for your information, dinner comes first.

23. It's like that, right?

24. You're just going to slam garbage at me.

25. Good morning, will.

26. Uh, good morning, Uncle Phil. Here's your lunch.

27. Thank you.

28. good morning. Isn't it a glorious day?

29. Actually, I have an impacted wisdom tooth,

30. my hair's falling out,

31. and I have a bunion the size of my fist.

32. Oh, no. We're out of Mrs. butterworth's.

33. Thanks for the talk, big guy.

34. Good morning, Uncle Phil.

35. Good morning.

36. Is this mine? Yes.

37. Thank you. Thank you.

38. Oh, man.

39. Why don't you sit down and eat?

40. Sorry. I ain't got no time.

41. Look, any chance of me balancing this book on your head?

42. I was going to put the waffles up there,

43. but that's too close to your mouth.

44. Will, sit down. You're giving me motion sickness.

45. Sorry about that, Uncle Phil.

46. It's like there's so much to do.

47. Between my schoolwork and Cindy and my job

48. and Cindy...

49. And, you know, basketball

50. and Cindy...

51. Wow. You think I'm neglecting Cindy?

52. Maybe you should take some time off from work.

53. You'll wear yourself out.

54. Thank you, sir.

55. It's nice to know that all my labors haven't gone unnoticed.

56. I was talking to will.

57. And I, apparently, was talking to myself.

58. Will, how about it? You sure there's nobody

59. who can cover for you at the restaurant?

60. No. I got to make some extra money for the prom.

61. I wouldn't feel like a gentleman

62. if I made Cindy pay for my half, too.

63. Look at my face!

64. Oh, please, man, we're eating.

65. This is serious.

66. The prom's three days away and I got a pimple.

67. Carlton, we're eating!

68. I need some vitamin e.

69. I should have seen it coming.

70. Whenever I have a big date, I get a big pimple.

71. By the size of that, you must be going out with Nell Carter.

72. Hi, will.

73. Ooo, Cindy, Cindy, Cindy, um, girl.

74. Anybody ever told you that you got the—

75. thanks, I'll try not to let it go to my head.

76. Look, I'm sorry 'bout that, baby.

77. All this running around is kinda catching up to me.

78. Well you make sure you save some energy for the prom.

79. Oh, don't you worry about me, girl. I'm gonna be alright,

80. I'm planning on staying up all night, you know.

81. 'Cos all I wanna do is Zuma zum zum zum

82. what up, j? Hey, will.

83. Wanna car pool to work again after practice?

84. Yeah, that's cool, man.

85. We're counting on you for the big game this weekend.

86. Don't you worry. I'll be there.

87. Smith dribbles... He stuffs, he puffs, he scores!

88. The crowd goes wild!

89. Man, I'm beat.

90. You could do what I do.

91. I don't think listening to Bruce Springsteen

92. has got the same effect on black people.

93. Hey, come here.

94. Hmm. My breath ain't stinking,

95. so I'm guessing them ain't tic-tacs.

96. These will help you stay awake.

97. You've done speed before, right?

98. Nah, and I didn't think you lived like that, either.

99. I'm into whatever gets the job done.

100. To me, it's freeze-dried coffee.

101. Just in case.

102. Just in case.

103. Hey, guys!

104. Later, will.

105. Ooh, big date this weekend?

106. I just wanna thank bill and hilary Clinton

107. for inviting me to inauguration.

108. Will, wake up.

109. Yo, man, go away.

110. Will, this is the senior prom,

111. also known as guaranteed action night.

112. Rack 'em up!

113. Here you are, master William.

114. Maybe this will help. It's a family remedy

115. passed down from generation to generation.

116. G, it's coffee.

117. No. It's Folger's crystals.

118. Will, pardon my tough love,

119. but this burning the candle at both ends

120. is dumb, dumb, dumb.

121. I know. I wish there was something else I could do.

122. It's like there ain't enough hours in the day.

123. Hey, Carlton,

124. did you ever think about taking...

125. You know, drugs?

126. Will, you don't have to beat around the bush.

127. I know what you're getting at.

128. You see the volcano-sized pimple

129. about to erupt on my forehead,

130. and you don't think vitamin e is strong enough.

131. No, man— well, yeah, but...

132. The kind of drugs that help you stay up.

133. Up?

134. You don't mean...

135. Ohh!

136. This sex thing is even more complicated than I thought.

137. You know what?

138. Never mind, man.

139. You know, will,

140. if it turns out tonight is the big night,

141. I'm glad I'm sharing it

142. with someone who cares about me so deeply.

143. Yo, I'm just sharing a limo with you!

144. I'm talking about my date.

145. She worships the ground I walk on.

146. No. She's just looking for loose change.

147. Miss Cindy and miss Vanessa.

148. Wow! You look great.

149. Thank you, Carlton. So do you.

150. Somebody call a cop,

151. 'cause it got to be illegal to look that good.

152. Oh, will.

153. You look pretty terrific yourself.

154. Girl, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful.

155. You kids look great. Let me get a picture.

156. I know, I'm treating you like a baby.

157. Shoot me from the other side.

158. I've got a situation on my forehead.

159. Okay...

160. Smile. Ha ha ha.

161. I know this is prom night,

162. but we should set a curfew.

163. Don't worry about it.

164. We'll be home early...

165. Early tomorrow morning.

166. Okay, stop!

167. One more picture.

168. This will be the most exciting night of our lives.

169. Will.

170. Will?

171. Will, wake up.

172. Vanessa keeps staring at my pimples. What should I do?

173. Stare at hers.

174. Come on, will, help me.

175. This could be the biggest night of my life.

176. To go along with the biggest zit of your life.

177. The least you can do is give me some vitamin e.

178. Vitamin e is not going to help, man.

179. A sandblaster's not going to help, man.

180. Do you have any or not?

181. I don't know. Check my locker, man.

182. If there ain't nothing in there,

183. just pull your big bottom lip over your head.

184. Will.

185. Will!

186. Ooh, hey, girl. What's up?

187. You've been sleeping all night.

188. When are you going to ask me to dance?

189. I'm waiting for the d.J. To throw on something I like.

190. How about... I'm going home?

191. Now, that's the jam.

192. Tell me when they put that on.

193. Go, Carlton!

194. Go, Carlton!

195. Go, Carlton!

196. Go, Carlton!

197. Go, Carlton!

198. Go, Carlton!

199. Go, Carlton!

200. Go, Carlton!

201. Go, Carlton!

202. Go, Carlton!

203. Go, Carlton!

204. Go, Carlton!

205. Go, Carlton!

206. Go, Carlton!

207. Go, Carlton!

208. Go, Carlton!

209. Go, Carlton!

210. Go, Carlton!

211. Go, Carlton!

212. Go, Carlton!

213. Go, Carlton!

214. Go, Carlton!

215. Go, Carlton!

216. Go, Carlton!

217. Aah!

218. Aah!

219. Aah!

220. Oh, Carlton, you were something else.

221. Carlton, you were somebody else. You alright?

222. I feel great.

223. I was feeling insecure before, but it doesn't matter.

224. Beauty is only skin deep.

225. It's what's inside that counts.

226. Vanessa, you drive me wild.

227. Are my lips moving really fast?

228. Want to dance? Come on.

229. Your cousin's pretty wild.

230. I guess he's got that natural speed thing going.

231. You can say that again.

232. Want me to hook you up with more of those pills?

233. Get you a good price.

234. Oh, my God.

235. Hey, Carlton, Carlton, Carlton. Yo!

236. Carl-Carlton! Something terrible has happened.

237. I gotta get you to the hospital.

238. Why? This is the greatest night of my...

239. Carlton!

240. Carlton!

241. Yo, Carlton, man.

242. God, if you let Carlton be okay

243. I swear I'll never make fun of him again.

244. I'll go to church every Sunday.

245. I'll even give up women.

246. Will, is that you?

247. You know, I was just kidding about that women part right?

248. Where am I?

249. Last thing I remember, I was doing the running man

250. to i will always love you.

251. Carlton, you're at a hospital.

252. Wow, I feel terrible.

253. I never thought losing my virginity would be this painful.

254. Um... Carlton, I got some bad news.

255. Oh, God, I malfunctioned!

256. No, no.

257. See, you never made it past the dance floor.

258. Um... Those pills that you took weren't vitamins.

259. What were they?

260. Look, you got to promise you're not going to overreact.

261. What could be worse than finding out I'm still a virgin?

262. It was speed.

263. Oh, my God! I'm a drug addict and a virgin!

264. Oh!

265. Shh! Shh! Carlton, listen, shut up!

266. Shut up! Shut up!

267. Be quiet!

268. Comfy?

269. Well, Mr. banks, you gave us quite a scare.

270. How you feeling now?

271. Terrible. I want to go home.

272. Your parents are on the way.

273. You'll have to stay in the chemical dependency unit overnight.

274. Excuse me?

275. That's standard procedure

276. with all our substance-abuse patients.

277. Oh, excuse me, miss, um... Irene.

278. That's such a pretty name.

279. Listen, um, I don't think you understand.

280. See, Carlton is not addicted to drugs.

281. Carlton hates drugs.

282. We still have to mix his aspirin in with applesauce.

283. That may be, but that certainly wasn't applesauce

284. we pumped out of his stomach.

285. Can we move to another part of the hospital?

286. I've got a reputation to worry about.

287. What if I want to run for political office?

288. I'll tell you what I told the last person

289. that asked that question.

290. Say you didn't inhale.

291. Listen, listen, um, somehow we're missing each other.

292. Does he look like a drug addict?

293. Do I?

294. Can we stick to the subject, please?

295. The first time I came into this hospital

296. was on a stretcher.

297. I've been from Yale to jail

298. and from park Avenue to park bench,

299. but now... I'm clean and sober.

300. That's really touching, but do you think

301. you can get me a nurse without a record?

302. I like him.

303. Try and help him to stick around.

304. Honey, are you okay?

305. I think so.

306. Thank God.

307. What are you doing with 2,000 milligrams of amphetamines

308. in your stomach?

309. I thought they were vitamin e. I got them from...

310. One of the other kids' lockers at school.

311. Carlton, you cannot take unidentified pills.

312. It's just plain stupid.

313. If will hadn't gotten you to the hospital—

314. hey, look, Uncle Phil,

315. I'll let Ashley and hilary and Geoffrey know he's alright

316. will, I just want to thank you.

317. You showed quick thinking and sound judgment.

318. Carlton, you could learn from will.

319. Uncle Phil, please.

320. No, no.

321. Now, it's not often

322. that I get a chance to compliment you.

323. Actually, I think this is the only time.

324. I want you to know how grateful we are.

325. If it weren't for you,

326. I don't know where Carlton would be now.

327. Don't you have something to say to will?

328. Like what?

329. Like "I'm sorry for ruining your prom"

330. and "thank you for saving my life"?

331. Ha ha ha ha!

332. No, no, that's alright.

333. No, really.

334. Bye.

335. I'm sorry, but this patient has to get his rest.

336. We're not leaving our baby alone.

337. We're spending the night.

338. We are? We are, yes.

339. Could you get us some clean linen for that bed?

340. I don't think we can both fit.

341. Right. And a chair for my wife.

342. Oh, I'm so glad you're okay.

343. Me too.

344. Welcome home, master Carlton.

345. Thanks. I feel much better.

346. Yeah, thanks to will. He really saved the day.

347. I'm going to take a nap.

348. I didn't sleep well

349. with all that kicking.

350. Sorry, sweetheart.

351. Hey, um...

352. Y'all mind if I talk to Carlton for a second?

353. Carlton, I'm sorry you had such a rough night.

354. Hey, but at least your face cleared up...

355. Almost.

356. Hey, um, thanks a lot for covering for me, man,

357. but why did you do it?

358. I don't know. I think I was still high.

359. Will, how long have you been taking drugs?

360. Come on, man. I ain't taking no drugs.

361. Alright, I thought about it, but...

362. Look, you wouldn't understand, man.

363. Will, you're not the only one

364. who's ever thought about taking drugs.

365. You're kidding.

366. I've got a wild side.

367. I don't always wear shower shoes at the gym.

368. I can't even believe you thought about it.

369. Yeah.

370. But after last night, I'll never think about it again.

371. Yeah, when Uncle Phil finds out,

372. you'll never see me again.

373. Look, will...

374. He's not going to find out.

375. Let's just put this all behind us.

376. Hey, Carlton, look, I'm sorry, man.

377. You're my homey, and I almost took you out.

378. I love you, man.

379. I never meant to hurt you.

380. I know.

381. I'm sorry, man.

382. Will, you haven't showered yet today, have you?

383. Hey, Uncle Phil.

384. Hey, will, how's my favorite nephew?

385. You—you talking to me?

386. You know, I have something for you.

387. I was going to save it for graduation,

388. but after what you did,

389. I think I'll give it to you now.

390. Yo, season tickets to the clippers?

391. That's right. Courtside.

392. I can't take this, Uncle Phil.

393. Um...

394. There's something I need to tell you.

395. What is it?

396. Those pills that Carlton took...

397. Um, they were from my locker.

398. What?

399. I was just keeping them in case I needed them.

400. How could you be so stupid?

401. You know you shouldn't be messing with drugs.

402. Somebody gave them to me at school.

403. I didn't mean for Carlton to take them.

404. I didn't even know if I was going to take them.

405. I'm sorry.

406. Sorry?

407. My son could have died because of you.

408. That's all I've been thinking about.

409. I didn't mean to hurt him.

410. Yeah, well, you did.

411. You hurt him and could have hurt yourself.

412. I know, Uncle Phil.

413. I mean, but, look, I had basketball practice

414. and school, and I was at work, and everything—

415. welcome to the real world, will.

416. That's not an excuse. There's never an excuse.

417. You owe this family an apology.

418. Vivian! Kids!

419. What's going on?

420. Will has something to tell you.

421. Uncle Phil—

422. go ahead, will.

423. Um...

424. The pills that Carlton took...

425. They were from my locker.

426. What?

427. I'm sorry, aunt viv.

428. I mean, I had basketball practice,

429. and I had finals and everything.

430. One of the guys at school

431. just offered me some stuff to help me stay awake...

432. And then Carlton...

433. Look, all I know

434. is that somebody real close to me

435. that I love a whole lot

436. could be dead right now,

437. and it would be all my fault.

438. I'm sorry, man.

439. I'm sorry.

440. Come here. Come here.

441. I'm sorry, man.

442. Shh, shh, shh. It's okay.

443. Somebody call a cop, 'cause this a gotta biz ch...

444. Somebody call a cop, 'cause this has...

445. You'll get it.

446. Welcome to the "will fresh prince ever say his line?" Contest.