The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 3x13

Directed by Shelley Jensen

Robert Torti as Frank Schaeffer • Charlayne Woodard as Janice • Jenifer Lewis as Aunt Helen • Vernee Watson-Johnson as Vy Smith • Ed Cambridge as Lou

Will tries to tell his mother that he doesn't want to return to Philadelphia with her after his high school graduation.

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1. Yo, what, up guys?

2. Master William.

3. I've got the cake you wanted for the family reunion.

4. Good.

5. And guess what's in here.

6. It's round, it's rubber,

7. and you'll never use it.

8. Carlton, can we keep your hand puppet out of this?

9. Look. It's a California driver's license.

10. I think you're confused, will.

11. You need a license to drive a car, not steal one.

12. I'm sorry, Carlton. I didn't understand you.

13. I don't speak pygmy.

14. diva!

15. Will, what do you think you are doing?

16. I'm practicing for when my mom and all my aunts get here.

17. I'm so excited, Uncle Phil. Aren't you excited?

18. No.

19. I hate family reunions.

20. I always do all the work.

21. Oh, Phil, that is not true.

22. Philip, this is not the juice vy drinks,

23. and Helen does not like this kind of bread.

24. I guess I'll have to take it back to the store.

25. No, no, no. Let me do that.

26. Would you pick me up a gallon of rocky road and some sardines?

27. Thank you.

28. And don't eat it all on the way home like last time.

29. Look who we found.

30. Diva!

31. Janice! Ooh!

32. Let me look at you.

33. No, let me look at her. Let me look at her

34. oh, my God. Frank, how are you?

35. I'm fine.

36. Let me look at Frank Jr.

37. Oh, my goodness.

38. Where did you get those beautiful green eyes?

39. I'm guessing. The guy with no rhythm?

40. You mean Carlton?

41. Diva!

42. Hey!

43. Whoa, whoa, whoa!

44. Could y'all come together next time? This is exhausting.

45. Let me look at y'all.

46. Vivian, girl, you are glowing.

47. She be spending a lot of time in front of the microwave.

48. Philip, would you get some microwave popcorn, please?

49. Next time, I'm going to get pregnant.

50. Well, you certainly have the pants for it.

51. Whoa, Uncle Phil, if I would've said that,

52. I would've got smacked in my head.

53. Oh, look at little Frank!

54. Oh! Now, that's the first time

55. a man has smiled at me since my divorce.

56. I'm sorry things didn't work out between you and Uncle Lester.

57. Thank you, sweetheart.

58. Will he still send me a gift for graduation?

59. How has he been acting since the divorce?

60. Awful. I hate that man.

61. But I don't like to badmouth him without the kid around.

62. You know, it's like doing the work twice.

63. Where's vy? She said she has some really big news.

64. You know, she told me the same thing

65. isn't it obvious?

66. "Really big news"?

67. She must be bringing me grandma's diamond earrings.

68. I don't think so.

69. Do you like them?

70. Aunt Janice, I never got to know grandma.

71. I'd really like to have something of hers.

72. I have a beautiful silk handkerchief of grandma's.

73. Like I really want some old lady's snot rag.

74. She said it was something about Robert.

75. Now, ladies, this could be an engagement announcement.

76. You know, it could! An engagement?

77. No!

78. Maybe the big news is something else.

79. M-maybe she got cable.

80. Divas!

81. Aah!

82. Big diva.

83. Mom, it's a terrible idea marrying this Robert dude.

84. It's a big mistake.

85. Baby, I'm not marrying Robert. We broke up.

86. Ohh! Oh, vy, now...

87. That's the big news.

88. Yes! Alright!

89. Honey, what happened? Tell us.

90. He wanted more from the relationship,

91. and I wasn't sure I could spend my life with him.

92. Amen!

93. And will's never been too fond of him.

94. No, will was not.

95. In the long run, it seemed best.

96. You know, vy, I have a brother who's single.

97. Although he's not a brother.

98. He's a brother because he's my brother,

99. but he's not your kind of brother.

100. Oh, brother.

101. Help me, will.

102. No, I think I'll stick with the black folks on this one.

103. I love you so much, mom. I love you, too.

104. It's great having you around here.

105. Especially without that Robert dude.

106. Getting all in our hair.

107. Trying like a damn fool to win me over.

108. You're not kidding, baby.

109. For your graduation, he actually wanted to buy you a car.

110. A car?

111. Yeah.

112. I'm glad you dumped him anyway, ma.

113. What kind of car he wanted to get me, ma

114. o.K., set everything on the island.

115. We'll use it tomorrow to serve.

116. Let me take that.

117. Wouldn't want you to overexert yourself.

118. Philip, are you upset with me?

119. For the past 48 hours, all I've heard is,

120. "Philip, wash this. Philip, dust that.

121. Philip, push me up the steps, I'm pregnant."

122. Ohh, as long as you're not upset with me.

123. Sir.

124. When she's not looking,

125. break one of her crystal figurines.

126. It'll work wonders for your attitude.

127. Yes!

128. Hello, everybody.

129. You guys missed a great afternoon.

130. So did you.

131. We're down at the news station.

132. We got to Polish the silver.

133. Ooohh!

134. Let me tell you,

135. hilary's the best weather girl I've ever seen.

136. Oh, yes. She's beautiful, she's poised,

137. she's articulate!

138. Oh! I'm really enjoying all of this, but please stop.

139. O.K.

140. Frank, honey, I think it's time to change Frank Jr.

141. O.K., babe.

142. Here. You know, you look a little tired.

143. Why don't you come and lay down, and I'll rub your feet a while.

144. Oh, thanks, baby.

145. That does it.

146. I'm getting me a white man.

147. Girl, stop it!

148. Just to help around the house a bit.

149. Come on! You know you all were thinking it.

150. I'm never driving in a car with Uncle Lou and aunt Eleanor again.

151. What happened?

152. They were blasting the radio,

153. sticking their heads through the sunroof, yelling.

154. When they weren't doing that, they were making out.

155. I mean, when are those two gonna grow up?

156. Oh, baby. Will you stop it?

157. Hey! Get your own girl!

158. Ha ha!

159. Aunt Eleanor!

160. Hi, Uncle Lou!

161. Well, look at you two.

162. You look like two kids.

163. You look like two kids yourself.

164. Hey, y'all got to remember,

165. she's carrying Uncle Phil's child.

166. Oh.

167. Lou... I want to go up and, uh, freshen up.

168. Ahem. Me, too.

169. See y'all tomorrow.

170. Now, what does aunt Eleanor have that I don't?

171. A horny husband.

172. This is just so great—

173. my whole family under one roof.

174. I just wish we could all be together all the time.

175. Baby, at least you and I will be together soon.

176. Y-you moving to L.A.?

177. No, silly. I'm talking about,

178. when you graduate high school and move back home.

179. It'll be just like old times, baby.

180. You and me, we can do everything together.

181. Oh, I can hardly wait.

182. I've looked forward to this for so long.

183. I've got so many things planned.

184. I can't believe you're graduating high school.

185. Hi, baby.

186. I came to tuck you in.

187. Here you go.

188. Thanks a lot, mom.

189. Can we talk about me moving back home?

190. Oh, you're excited, too, huh?

191. Look, now that you mention it, ma—

192. baby, I got your room fixed up so nice,

193. and—keep your fingers crossed—

194. a friend at u of p

195. who thinks she might pull some strings with your application.

196. Heck, with me working around the corner,

197. we could have lunch every day.

198. Ooh, every day.

199. I'll tell you, baby. These few days with you have been so great.

200. I haven't thought about Robert once.

201. Really? 'Cause I've been thinking about him all the time.

202. Well, you just get some rest,

203. and we'll talk some more tomorrow.

204. I'll get it!

205. Hey, Al!

206. How are you doing, Mr. Smith?

207. Oh, hey, call me will, man.

208. What do you say you take me down

209. to one of them dance clubs you're going to?

210. excuse me?

211. Never mind, boy. I thought you was hip.

212. Oooh-eee!

213. Hey, girl!

214. How you doing with your fine self?

215. Why don't you slide over here

216. and let big daddy talk to you a little bit?

217. You like that, don't you?

218. Who was that out there?

219. Ain't nobody, mama.

220. Get your big old butt back in here then.

221. Look here, mom.

222. What's that?

223. A letter from Carlton.

224. Oh, and the boy sent a picture.

225. Look at that, he look great,

226. and he's so tall.

227. Who'd have thought he'd shoot up 12 inches

228. in his freshman year?

229. "Dear will...

230. "And aunt vy,

231. "enjoying a relaxing vacation with Mariah and the kids.

232. "It's great to be rich.

233. "Ha ha.

234. "Love, Carlton.

235. "P.S.--It's really, really great to be rich.

236. Ha ha."

237. Isn't it nice hearing from Carlton?

238. Mm-hmm.

239. Why ain't you got on that leisure suit

240. I laid out for you?

241. Because I'm a 72-year-old man

242. still living with his mother,

243. and I'm tired of it, mom.

244. I mean, I want to get married,

245. and I want to have some kids,

246. and I don't want nobody telling me what to wear.

247. I'm sorry. You the man, you the man.

248. And high time I start treating you like one.

249. You got that right.

250. Can I have $10 to go to the movies?

251. Sure, baby.

252. There you go.

253. Another dollar for some gummi bears.

254. You taking anybody special?

255. Harriet Jenkins.

256. Mmm!

257. You're spending my social security

258. on Harriet Jenkins.

259. Look, mama, I'm going to tell you

260. if you mess this up, I'm moving out.

261. O.K.

262. I swear!

263. O.K.

264. I was looking in the paper the other day,

265. and I saw Robert's picture.

266. Oh, lord, here comes Robert again.

267. You remember him, don't you—

268. the man that proposed to me?

269. I remember.

270. His wife dead yet?

271. No.

272. Damn!

273. I'll use more dynamite next time.

274. Lord know he a rich man...

275. Handsome, too.

276. Even hear he giving money to the church,

277. but I tell you one thing, baby—

278. I sure am glad that you talked me out of marrying him.

279. O.K., ma, you win.

280. I'll cancel my date with Harriet.

281. Baby, you ain't got to do that.

282. You just put on that leisure suit.

283. I'll call Harriet.

284. I'm still half asleep,

285. so don't nobody talk to me.

286. Did the baby wake you up?

287. Eleanor and Lou woke me up.

288. I swear that man's part jackhammer.

289. They didn't even eat this much at the last supper.

290. Well, I guess you're old enough to remember.

291. Yeah, but I'm still young enough

292. to kick your butt.

293. Wham!

294. Ooh!

295. What are you all doing up?

296. Eating and talking about sex.

297. Personally, I prefer eating.

298. You don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

299. Alright!

300. Well, vy, tell me.

301. What's the real deal between you and Robert?

302. I wasn't in love with him.

303. Girl, are you crazy?

304. That man had a business, a car, and money.

305. Now, what's love got to do with it?

306. Can we just for once have a conversation

307. without my name being mentioned?

308. Sure, vy.

309. Why is a certain person ruining will's life

310. by moving him back to Philly?

311. Why doesn't a certain person

312. stick a drumstick in her mouth

313. and call it a day?

314. Wait a minute now, vy.

315. We all family here,

316. and we all care about will.

317. Listen, do I tell you how to raise your son?

318. No. I wish you would.

319. Um, vy.

320. I think will had his heart set on going to school

321. in California.

322. Oh, so this is how it is.

323. Once again my family has taken it upon themselves

324. to decide that vy can't take care of her own.

325. No! No!

326. No, you're wrong.

327. I'll thank all of you

328. to keep your noses out of my personal affairs.

329. O.K., everybody, who is going to bless this table?

330. Come on, you all.

331. I think it ought to be the oldest, vy.

332. I'm not the oldest, Uncle Lou is.

333. Well, he is young to me.

334. Lou!

335. Yes, yes, o.K., o.K.

336. Alright.

337. Dear lord, we thank you...

338. Fro bringing our family together.

339. Keep us safe and healthy...

340. So that we can come together again.

341. And we thank Philip and Vivian for their hospitality...

342. And their jacuzzi.

343. Amen.

344. Enjoying the reunion, master William?

345. Uh...

346. I don't know what to do, g. I mean...

347. I don't want to move back to Philly,

348. but I don't want to let my mom down.

349. But then on the other hand—

350. I'm so terribly sorry, master William.

351. There's been a misunderstanding.

352. Apparently I gave you the impression

353. that I really wanted to know.

354. Where did Uncle Lou and aunt Eleanor disappear to?

355. Oh, my God, are they at it again?

356. Those two are animals.

357. I—I—I was in the bathroom.

358. Get your minds out of the gutter.

359. What?

360. Uh, now, will, about your moving back to Philly...

361. Yeah, I know.

362. The sheets and bed linens stay here.

363. No. Well, yeah.

364. What I was gonna say was

365. I hope that money wasn't a part of your decision.

366. Because I'd be more than happy to help with your tuition.

367. Oh, thanks a lot, Uncle Phil,

368. but I need to be in Philly with my mom.

369. Whatever you decide,

370. I just want you to know that I'm behind you 100%.

371. That means a lot to me, Uncle Phil.

372. O.K., son.

373. Vivian, I told him everything you wanted me to.

374. Give me my piece of pie.

375. Hi, baby.

376. Hey, what's up, mom?

377. I have a little surprise for you.

378. Yes, I got a deal on a cruise.

379. And I'm sending you to the Caribbean for your graduation.

380. For real?

381. I always wanted to go to the Caribbean.

382. it'll be so great, baby.

383. We can go snorkeling and play shuffleboard.

384. Oh!

385. We?

386. You're going, too?

387. Well, sure,

388. and it's not locked in yet,

389. but I think the entertainment

390. is going to be the new fifth dimension.

391. Oh, I love them!

392. Take me! Take me!

393. Shut up, Carlton.

394. Oh, yeah?

395. Well...

396. Well, you smell like broccoli.

397. What's the matter?

398. Mom, this is great.

399. Um, we need to talk.

400. Look, it can't wait, we got to talk about this right now.

401. Uh-oh.

402. I hate to say I told you so.

403. I know what you're thinking,

404. but you're wrong.

405. Will is looking forward to moving back to Philly,

406. aren't you, baby?

407. Whoosh!

408. Look what the wind did to my hat.

409. Ma, can you help me go find it, please?

410. Will, what is going on?

411. Look, mom, it's—

412. oh, we were just...

413. Somebody should fix this light here.

414. There's some things broken.

415. The light. Uh, the light.

416. Yeah.

417. Walk with me. Talk with me, mom.

418. Alright, look, check it out.

419. Spit it out.

420. Alright. See, I was—

421. whatever it is, I will understand.

422. I know you'll understand.

423. I'll be on my way to the emergency room.

424. Will, just say it.

425. Mom, I don't want to move back home.

426. How can you say that?

427. Baby, when I sent you out here,

428. it was only on a temporary basis.

429. I always expected you to come back home.

430. So did I, mom.

431. I was tripping when I first came here

432. 'cause you were right. I needed to be here.

433. And I still need to be out here,

434. you know, it's given me a head start

435. so I can break out on my own.

436. Well, what about college?

437. You know I can't afford to send you

438. to an out-of-state school.

439. I know, ma, but look,

440. I was hoping I could get a scholarship or a loan,

441. and Uncle Phil said he'd help me.

442. And if that doesn't work, I'll get a job, two jobs.

443. But please, don't make me move back home, mommy.

444. Obviously you've given this a lot of thought,

445. but I'll be honest with you.

446. I still want you to come home.

447. I miss you.

448. I miss you, too, mom,

449. but I'll visit...

450. Every Christmas...

451. And every easter

452. and whatever else of them holidays it'd take

453. to get that evil look out your face.

454. Well, it sounds like you've made up your mind,

455. so I guess I have to respect your decision.

456. You do?

457. I mean, you do!

458. I love you, mom.

459. I love you, too, baby.

460. As much as I hate to admit it,

461. your aunts were right and I was wrong,

462. but don't you dare tell them.

463. Ow! Oh!

464. We're getting some...

465. Some coffee.

466. Some coffee.

467. Someone should fix this light here.

468. Yeah.

469. Your secret's safe with me.

470. Sir, when she's not looking,

471. break one of her crystal fusiliers.

472. You know—

473. do you know what a fusilier is?

474. A fusilier!

475. A crystal fusilier!

476. A fusi—

477. they must got them in London.

478. diva!

479. Will, what do you think you are doing?

480. I'm practicing for when my mom and all my aunts get here.

481. I'm so excited, Uncle Phil. Aren't you excited?

482. No.

483. I hate family reunions.

484. I always do all the work.

485. Oh, Phil, that is not true.

486. Philip, this is not the juice vy drinks,

487. and Helen does not like this kind of bread.

488. I guess I'll have to take it back to the store.

489. No, no, no. Let me do that.

490. Great, would you pick me up a gallon of rocky road and some sardines?

491. Thank you.

492. And don't eat it all on the way home like last time.

493. Look who we found.

494. Your secret is safe with me.

495. Oh.

496. Sir.

497. When she is not looking, break one of her crystal fusiliers.

498. You know—

499. do you know what a fusilier is?

500. A fusilier, crystal fusilier!

501. A fusi—

502. they must got them in London.