1. HONEY, I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE.
I'M GONNA GO GET A SNACK.
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2. QUICK, JAZZ. HIDE, MAN.
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3. AW, MAN, I THOUGHT YOU
SAID YOUR UNCLE WAS ASLEEP.
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4. HE WAS. HE MUST'VE HAD
THAT REOCCURRING NIGHTMARE
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5. WHERE HE MISSES A MEAL.
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6. SON, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'
STILL UP? IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT.
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7. UM, UH...
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8. HOMEWORK, UNCLE PHIL.
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9. WATCHIN' A TELEVISION PROGRAM
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10. ON FARM PRACTICES
IN THE MIDWEST.
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11. OH, LOOK, ARNOLD THE PIG
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12. IS WEARING EDDIE
ALBERT'S PAJAMAS.
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13. OH, YEAH. I'VE SEEN THAT ONE.
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14. TURN IT OFF. GO TO BED.
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15. WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
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16. OH, I'M SORRY, UNCLE PHIL.
I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE.
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17. NO, NO. I DON'T MEAN THAT.
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18. IT SMELLS LIKE CHEAP
COLOGNE AND FRIED CHICKEN.
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19. I RESENT THAT.
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20. OOPS.
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21. AAH!
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22. CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
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23. NOT SHAKING 'EM, NOT
TRYIN' TO BREAK 'EM.
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24. YO, LOOKING FO' LITTLE JO.
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25. EVERYBODY SCREAMS WHEN
DEUCE DEUCE HITS THE FLO'.
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26. THERE. RIGHT WHERE
YOU BELONG... IN JAIL.
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27. HEY, AUNT VIVIAN, CAN
I BORROW SOME MONEY
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28. FOR PROTECTION WHILE
I'M IN THE SLAMMER?
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29. I AM KIND OF CUTE, YOU KNOW.
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30. SORRY, BABY. THE
RENT JUST WENT UP.
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31. AND I AM MOVING ON
UP TO PARK PLACE.
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32. MY TURN.
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33. LOOKIN' FO' LITTLE JO.
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34. MAMA'S GONNA BUY A NEW
GUCCI BAG FROM THE STO'.
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35. WE'RE HOME, EVERYBODY.
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36. UH, GOOD EVENING,
MRS. BANKS, MR. BANKS.
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37. HOW WONDERFUL IT IS TO SEE
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38. THE WHOLE FAMILY
SPENDING TIME TOGETHER.
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39. I THOUGHT THAT ONLY
HAPPENED ON THE COSBY SHOW.
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40. WELL, ERIC, SON,
YOU'RE BACK EARLY.
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41. OH, YOU KNOW ME, SIR. I WOULDN'T
WANT TO, UH, VIOLATE YOUR CURFEW.
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42. IT AIN'T HIS CURFEW HE'S
WORRIED YOU'LL VIOLATIN'.
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43. HEY, YOU MUST BE CARLTON.
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44. WOW, YOUR FATHER
REALLY SPEAKS HIGHLY
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45. OF ALL OF YOU AT THE LAW FIRM.
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46. NO, NO, NO, MY MAN. I'M WILL.
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47. WHO?
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48. SO, THEN, ERIC, DID YOU TWO
HAVE A NICE TIME AT DINNER?
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49. OH, YES, MA'AM.
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50. THE RESTAURANT MR. BANKS
RECOMMENDED WAS EXCELLENT.
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51. THE VIEW WAS MAGNIFICENT,
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52. AND, OF COURSE, IT WAS ONLY
ENHANCED BY YOUR BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER.
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53. OH, AND I CAN DEFINITELY SEE
WHERE SHE GETS HER LOOKS FROM.
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54. MAN, SEE, I THOUGHT
YOU SUCKED UP.
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55. YOU'RE JUST A DUSTBUSTER
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56. COMPARED TO THAT DUDE.
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57. OH, YEAH? WHEN I'M HIS AGE,
I'LL BE TWICE THE SUCK-UP.
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58. ERIC, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS,
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59. BUT YOU LOOK A LITTLE
DIFFERENT THIS EVENING.
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60. I MADE HIM TAKE OFF
THOSE TIRED GLASSES.
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61. WELL, SHE THINKS I LOOK LIKE
BLAIR UNDERWOOD WITHOUT THEM.
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62. OBVIOUSLY, HILARY THE
ONE THAT NEED THE GLASSES.
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63. UM, I BROUGHT A VIDEO HOME.
WOULD ANYBODY CARE TO WATCH?
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64. GREAT, DAD. I HOPE
IT'S A JAMES BOND FILM.
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65. CLOSE.
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66. IT'S BANKS. PHILIP BANKS.
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67. WHEN I WON THE MARKUS
VS. STATE OF CALIFORNIA CASE.
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68. UM, HONEY, I'M SORRY,
BUT I'D LOVE TO WATCH,
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69. BUT I HAVE TO, UH,
BALANCE MY CHECKBOOK.
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70. UH, NOT WITHOUT YOUR BANKER.
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71. I'D WATCH IT WITH YOU, BUT...
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72. I DON'T WANT TO.
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73. WELL, I GUESS THAT JUST
LEAVES YOU AND ME, MR. BANKS.
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74. NOW FROM WHAT I STUDIED
ABOUT THE CASE IN LAW SCHOOL,
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75. YOU WERE BRILLIANT.
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76. YEAH. I WAS QUITE A
LITIGATOR IN THOSE DAYS.
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77. NOW IT'S A RARE THING.
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78. SO, UH, HILARY,
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79. HAS ERIC SHOWN
YOU HIS LEGAL BRIEFS?
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80. I DON'T LIKE THAT GUY.
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81. HE'S A POMPOUS PREPPIE SUCK-UP.
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82. HE REMINDS ME OF SOMEONE.
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83. I HAPPEN TO LIKE HIM.
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84. HE KNOWS HOW TO TREAT
A WOMAN WITH RESPECT.
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85. YEAH, THAT REMINDS
ME... I NEED A BACK SEAT
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86. FOR MY DATE TOMORROW NIGHT.
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87. WHICH MEANS I'M GONNA NEED
THE CAR. SO GIVE ME THE KEYS.
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88. TOUGH LUCK, WILL. I HAVE A
MEETING WITH MY DEBATE TEAM.
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89. SORRY, CARLTON, BUT
I HAVE TO BUY A DRESS.
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90. HOLD ON, HILARY, THAT IS NOT FAIR
HOW YOU KEEP HOGGING THE CAR.
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91. OK, OK, I'LL COMPROMISE
WITH YOU GUYS.
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92. LET'S PLAY ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS.
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93. NO, NO. LET'S PLAY THREE
STOOGES. HEY, MOE...
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94. COME ON, GUYS. ALL RIGHT, READY?
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95. READY... SET...
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96. SHOOT.
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97. WELL, SCISSORS CUT PAPER, WILL.
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98. WELL, ROCK BREAKS
YOUR SCISSORS, CARLTON.
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99. WAIT. HOLD IT, HOLD
IT, HOLD IT, HOLD IT.
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100. NO, NO, NO. YOU LOST,
FAIR AND SQUARE, WILL.
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101. LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE OUTTA LUCK.
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102. CARLTON, I'LL DROP YOU OFF.
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103. WAIT, Y'ALL. NOW, HOLD IT.
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104. DON'T PAPER GET NOTHING?
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105. PAPER GETS TO RIDE HIS BIKE.
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106. WHAT IS THAT?
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107. VIVIAN, I THINK
IT'S THE BIG ONE.
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108. NOT UNLESS IT'S DOWN WITH O.P.P.
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109. YEAH, YOU KNOW ME!
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110. SURPRISE!
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111. YOU'VE HEARD OF THE BATMOBILE.
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112. GET A LOAD OF THE RAPMOBILE.
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113. I HAVE NEVER SEEN SO
MUCH TRASH IN ONE CAR.
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114. YO...
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115. WHO CUT THE...
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116. OH. MR. BANKS.
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117. SORRY. I DIDN'T SEE YOU...
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118. AS HARD AS THAT IS TO BELIEVE.
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119. WILL, WHERE DID
YOU GET THIS CAR?
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120. UH, I BOUGHT IT, AUNT VIV,
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121. WITH MONEY I SAVED
FROM MY ALLOWANCE
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122. AND MY PART-TIME JOB
AT THE RESTAURANT.
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123. BUT DID YOU GET INSURANCE?
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124. UM, HEY, CHECK
THIS OUT, UNCLE PHIL.
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125. I GOT THIS FLY STEREO SYSTEM.
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126. DID YOU GET INSURANCE?
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127. UM, ALL THIS STUFF
THAT I GOT IN THE CAR
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128. I GOT FROM JAZZ'S
CONNECTION AT THE PEP BOYS.
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129. HIS MOM USED TO DATE 'EM.
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130. BUT DID YOU GET INSURANCE?
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131. UH, NO, BUT I GOT THIS REAL
FLY MALCOLM X AIR FRESHENER.
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132. UNTIL I SEE SOME
INSURANCE PAPERS,
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133. YOU'RE NOT DRIVIN' THIS CAR.
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134. IN FACT, WHAT KIND OF IDIOT
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135. WOULD SELL A CAR
WITHOUT INSURANCE?
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136. I RESENT THAT.
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137. AH, THE JOKE'S ON YOU, MR. BANKS.
YOU CAN'T THROW ME OUT.
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138. 'CAUSE I'M ALREADY OUTSIDE.
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139. AAH!
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140. SWEETHEART, YOU
LOOK SO DELICIOUS
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141. WITHOUT THOSE GLASSES.
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142. WOULD YOU TAKE THEM
OFF FOR YOUR LITTLE HILARY?
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143. NOT YOU, FOOL.
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144. CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SOME PRIVACY?
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145. FIRST THINGS FIRST.
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146. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY WOMAN.
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147. I'D LIKE AN EXPLANATION,
IF YOU PLEASE.
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148. OK, WELL, I'M ERIC.
HOW YOU DOIN'?
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149. SUDDENLY I'M HUNGRY
FOR SOME FRIED CHICKEN.
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150. COME ON, HILARY. LET'S
GET SOMETHIN' TO EAT.
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151. WAIT, WAIT, HOLD UP, MY BROTHER.
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152. YOU GOT THIS IN REVERSE, MAN.
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153. YOU ALREADY GOT HER ON
THE COUCH. SAVE YOUR MONEY.
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154. LET ME GRAB MY WRAP.
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155. WHAT ABOUT MY RAP?
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156. MAN, JAZZ, I... I
CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
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157. THE MALLS ARE
CLOSING IN 15 MINUTES,
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158. THE BUS STOP'S GONNA
BE PACKED WITH HONEYS,
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159. AND THE RAPMOBILE IS ON ICE.
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160. HOW UNCLE PHIL GONNA PLAY ME?
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161. HILARY AN IGNORANT SOMEBODY.
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162. SHE AIN'T EVEN CALLED
ME TO TELL ME SHE QUIT ME.
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163. I DESERVE THAT MUCH. I'M A MAN.
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164. I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT
I'M SAYIN'. I'M A MAN, TOO.
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165. BUT UNCLE PHIL IS AN
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166. TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME.
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167. HEY, I GOT AN IDEA.
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168. THE MALLS ARE CLOSIN'.
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169. LET'S CRUISE DOWN IN YOUR NEW
ROD AND PICK UP SOME HONEYS.
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170. HOLD UP, HOLD UP.
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171. ARE YOU TELLIN' ME THAT I
SHOULD DISOBEY MY UNCLE
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172. AND DO SOMETHIN' HE
SPECIFICALLY TOLD ME NOT TO DO?
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173. WON'T BE THE FIRST
TIME. POSSE OUT.
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174. A WISE BUTLER SEES
NOTHING, HEARS NOTHING,
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175. AND TAKES DETAILED
NOTES FOR HIS BOOK.
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176. AH, ANOTHER CHAPTER.
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177. DAMN, ERIC. DIDN'T YOU SEE
ME BACKIN' OUT THE DRIVEWAY?
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178. OH, I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
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179. YOUR PIECE OF JUNK
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180. JUST BACKED INTO
THE CUSTOM FENDER
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181. OF A $35,000 AUTOMOBILE, PAL.
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182. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TURN IN
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183. A LOT OF SODA CANS
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184. HEY, I GOT A WHOLE LIVING
ROOM FULL OF SODA CANS.
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185. OH, MAN. I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
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186. LOOKIT, MAN. THIS THING
USED TO SAY "COLD CHILLIN'."
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187. NOW IT SAY "OLD CHILI."
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188. LOOK, WHAT'S THE NAME OF
YOUR INSURANCE COMPANY?
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189. YO FAULT.
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190. HEY, LOOK, I DON'T HAVE NONE, AND I
DON'T NEED NONE, 'CAUSE IT'S YO FAULT.
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191. LOOK, HILARY, CAN I USE
YOUR PHONE, PLEASE?
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192. YEAH. GO AHEAD.
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193. AND IT BETTER BE
A LOCAL CALL, TOO.
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194. UH, EXCUSE ME,
MR. AND MRS. BANKS.
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195. MR. BANKS, I HAVE A LITTLE
PROBLEM. I NEED SOME ADVICE.
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196. I'LL MEET YOU
UPSTAIRS, POOKIE-POOH.
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197. ALL RIGHT, SON. MAKE IT QUICK.
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198. UM, SIR, WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF
YOU GOT INTO A, UH, FENDER BENDER
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199. WITH AN ACQUAINTANCE
WHO IS UNINSURED
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200. AND REFUSES TO PAY FOR DAMAGES?
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201. ERIC, YOU'RE A LAWYER,
AND AS A LAWYER,
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202. YOU CAN'T LET PERSONAL
FEELINGS ENTER INTO IT.
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203. NOW ANYBODY WHO DRIVES
A CAR WITHOUT INSURANCE
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204. DESERVES A LESSON.
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205. I SUGGEST YOU TAKE HIM TO COURT
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206. AND LET JUSTICE PREVAIL.
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207. WELL, THANK YOU, SIR.
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208. DADDY...
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209. HEY, HILARY, DON'T
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210. IT'S ALL SETTLED, SWEETHEART.
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211. WILL, I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT.
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212. COURT? HUH. THERE'S A
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213. WE CAN GO NOW, SUCKER.
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214. STILL HIDIN' FROM DAD, HUH?
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215. LOOK, MAN. I AM NOT
HIDIN', ALL RIGHT?
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216. I BOUGHT A CAR, I DROVE
A CAR AND I HAD A WRECK.
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217. SO WHAT? I'LL TELL UNCLE
PHIL THAT TO HIS FACE.
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218. OH, HI, DAD.
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219. OH, NO, THAT'S EXTREMELY
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220. LOOK BEHIND YOU. THERE'S DAD.
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221. OOH.
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222. OOOOH!
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223. I SURE HOPE LUTHER
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224. AHEM.
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225. MR. MARSHAL.
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226. STATE MARSHAL.
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227. I... I GUESS YOU'RE
LOOKIN' FOR WILL SMITH.
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228. THERE HE IS, MY
MAN. RIGHT THERE.
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229. I'M LOOKING FOR PHILIP BANKS.
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230. I'M PHILIP BANKS.
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231. SIR, THIS IS A SUBPOENA.
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232. COULD YOU, UH, SIGN
RIGHT HERE, PLEASE?
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233. HAVE A NICE DAY.
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234. HEH HEH HEH.
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235. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
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236. ERIC IS TAKING ME TO COURT.
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237. CAN HE DO THAT?
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238. WELL, WILL IS A MINOR.
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239. I AM HIS LEGAL GUARDIAN.
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240. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
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241. WAIT. LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
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242. I BUY A CAR,
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243. I DON'T GET INSURANCE,
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244. I GET IN A WRECK,
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245. AND YOU GET SUED?
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246. THAT'S RIGHT, WILL.
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247. MAN, WORKS FOR ME.
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248. JAZZ, MAN, WHAT ARE
YOU TRYIN' TO PULL?
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249. 10,000 A YEAR FOR LIFE.
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250. YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T
THINK IT'S QUITE TIGHT ENOUGH.
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251. OK, OK, OK.
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252. BUT YOU CAN'T BLAME ME
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253. FOR MY ENTREPRENEURIAL SPIRIT.
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254. BANKS... PARTY OF SIX, PLEASE.
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255. EXCUSE ME?
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256. OH, I'M SORRY. I SEE THEY'VE
ALREADY BEEN SEATED.
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257. SORRY. WHEN I REALIZED I'D
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258. I STOPPED TO BUY GLOVES.
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259. COULD YOU JUST DIE?
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260. WHY, HELLO, EVERYONE. HEH HEH.
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261. NICE DAY, ISN'T IT?
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263. MR. BANKS,
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264. I JUST WANTED TO
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265. SON, I'M NOT THE ONE
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266. WHO'S GOING TO NEED LUCK.
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267. I'M NOT ONLY GOING TO WIN,
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268. I'M GONNA CHEW YOU
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269. I SEEN HIM DO A LOT OF CHEWIN',
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270. BUT I AIN'T NEVER SEEN
HIM SPIT NOTHIN' OUT.
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271. ALL RISE.
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272. DIVISION 43
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273. OF THE LOS ANGELES
MUNICIPAL COURT
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274. IS NOW IN SESSION.
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275. THE HONORABLE HARRY
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276. BE SEATED.
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277. LET'S SEE.
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278. CASE NUMBER 3005,
SANDERS VS. BANKS.
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279. SAYS HERE "THE
DEFENDANT WILL SMITH
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280. "ALLEGEDLY SIDESWIPED
THE PLAINTIFF ERIC SANDERS
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281. AT THE HOME OF PHILIP BANKS."
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282. HOME.
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283. MUST BE NICE.
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284. MY WIFE TOOK MINE IN
OUR DIVORCE SETTLEMENT.
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285. I HATE HER.
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286. I HATE HER! I HATE
HER! I HATE HER!
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287. WELL, THEN, MR. SANDERS,
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288. WOULD YOU LIKE TO
APPROACH THE BENCH
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289. AND GIVE US YOUR
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290. UH, YES, YOUR HONOR.
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291. AND, UH, BY THE WAY,
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292. I AM DEEPLY SORRY
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293. ABOUT YOUR DOMESTIC SITUATION.
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294. YOUR HONOR,
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295. I WAS BACKING OUT OF
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296. WHEN I HEARD LOUD,
OBNOXIOUS MUSIC
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297. OF THE RAP PERSUASION.
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298. THE NEXT THING I KNEW,
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299. WILL SMITH RECKLESSLY SIDESWIPED
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300. MY SOLE MEANS OF TRANSPORTATION.
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301. I OBJECT, YOUR HONOR.
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302. YES, YOUR HONOR, I OBJECT.
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303. THIS MAN IS BADGERING
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304. YOUNG MAN, THERE IS NO WITNESS.
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305. I... I KNOW.
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306. I... I'VE JUST ALWAYS
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307. I OBJECT BECAUSE THE
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308. HAS ABSOLUTELY NO
BEARING ON MY CLIENT'S ABILITY
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309. TO OPERATE A VEHICLE.
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310. OBJECTION SUSTAINED.
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311. UH, MR. SANDERS, HOW
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312. $2,500 IN DAMAGES.
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313. WOULD THE DEFENSE LIKE TO
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314. NO, YOUR HONOR.
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315. I'D LIKE TO CALL
MY FIRST WITNESS,
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316. WILL SMITH.
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317. RAISE YOUR RIGHT HAND.
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318. DO YOU SWEAR TO TELL THE TRUTH,
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319. THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND
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320. SO HELP YOU GOD?
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321. I DO, AND I CATEGORICALLY DENY
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322. ALL THE CHARGES AGAINST ME.
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323. THIS IS SOMETHING
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325. MY FAULT.
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326. A LITTLE TOO MUCH CNN.
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328. IN YOUR OWN WORDS WHAT HAPPENED?
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329. YEAH. WELL, PEEP
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330. ME AND JAZZ WAS ABOUT
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331. IN THE HONEY WAGON, YOU KNOW, SO
WE COULD PACK IT UP WITH SOME HONEYS.
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332. SO I POPPED A LITTLE
PEABO IN THE PIONEER,
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333. CHECKED MY POCKET FOR MY
BINACA. HEY, 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,
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334. FRESH BREATH CAN
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335. BETWEEN GETTIN' A HONEY'S NUMBER
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336. AND GETTIN' FLIPPED THE BIRD.
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337. A HONEY FLIPPED ME THE BIRD
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338. AT THE BUS STOP THIS MORNING.
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339. THAT'S THE MOST ACTION I'VE HAD
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340. IN SIX MONTHS.
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341. UH, YOU WERE SAYING
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342. YES. SO I CHECKED
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343. AND NO SOONER DID I ACCELERATE,
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344. THAN OUT OF NOWHERE
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345. THIS SEERSUCKING BROOKS
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346. CAME BARRELING OUT OF NOWHERE
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347. AND BASHED RIGHT INTO ME.
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348. ANYTHING ELSE, MR. SMITH?
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349. UH, YEAH. KEEP HOPE ALIVE.
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351. THANK YOU.
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352. YOU CAN PUT YOUR
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355. I GOT SIX WARNING
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356. JAZZ.
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358. I'M PUTTING MY HANDS DOWN.
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359. NOW.
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360. JAZZ, COULD YOU GIVE
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362. THEY SAID I WAS ALLEGEDLY
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363. I DON'T KNOW WHAT
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364. THOSE CHECKS WAS
PERFECTLY LEGIBLE.
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365. YOUR HONOR, I'D LIKE TO CALL
HILARY BANKS TO THE STAND.
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366. NOW, WERE THERE
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367. THAT FACILITATED THE PERPETRATOR
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368. TO COMMIT ANY MALFEASANCE?
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369. WELL, I WOULDN'T PUT IT
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370. IN THOSE WORDS EXACTLY.
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371. WELL, WHY NOT?
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372. BECAUSE I DON'T
KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN.
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373. ALL I REMEMBER WAS LOUD MUSIC
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374. AND SOMETHING THAT SMELLED
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375. LIKE CHEAP COLOGNE
AND FRIED CHICKEN.
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376. LOUD MUSIC?
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377. LOUD ENOUGH TO
DROWN OUT THE SOUND
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378. OF MY HORN, MS. BANKS?
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379. YES.
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380. YOU SEE, YOUR HONOR,
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381. IF MY OWN PASSENGER
CANNOT HEAR MY HORN,
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382. THEN IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE
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383. FOR WILL SMITH TO HEAR IT,
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384. WHICH IS WHY MY NUMEROUS
WARNINGS WENT UNHEEDED
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385. AND HE CONTINUED TO ACCELERATE.
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386. THAT AND THAT ALONE, YOUR HONOR,
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387. CAUSED THE EXTENSIVE
DAMAGE TO MY HONEY WAGON.
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388. I MEAN MY CAR, SIR.
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389. WOULD YOU LIKE TO
CROSS-EXAMINE, MR. BANKS?
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390. YES, YOUR HONOR.
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391. MS. BANKS.
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392. DADDY.
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393. DO YOU MIND IF I ASK
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394. WHAT MR. SANDERS WAS WEARING
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395. THE NIGHT OF THE ACCIDENT?
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396. ERIC WAS WEARING HIS FABULOUS
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397. STONEWASHED GIRBAUD JEANS,
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398. THAT I PICKED OUT, OF COURSE.
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399. UM, A HUGO BOSS SHIRT
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400. AND LEATHER BOOTS.
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401. AND ON HIS FACE?
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402. NOTHING.
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403. OH, YOU MEAN, THOSE
AWFUL GLASSES?
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404. OH, NO. I MADE HIM TAKE THOSE
OFF BEFORE WE LEFT THE HOUSE.
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405. SO YOU'RE SAYING
THAT MR. SANDERS
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406. WAS NOT WEARING HIS GLASSES,
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407. EVEN THOUGH THIS
PHOTOSTAT OF HIS LICENSE
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408. CLEARLY STATES THAT
HE SHOULD WEAR THEM
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409. AT ALL TIMES WHILE
OPERATING A VEHICLE.
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410. OOPSIE.
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411. I REST MY CASE, YOUR HONOR.
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412. CASE DISMISSED.
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413. ALL RIGHT! HEY,
YO, YO, YOUR J-SHIP.
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414. UH, MY NUMBER'S IN YOUR FILE.
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415. GET WITH ME SOMETIME.
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416. PEACE OUT.
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417. WELL, CONGRATULATIONS,
MR. BANKS.
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418. AW. DON'T CONGRATULATE ME, SON.
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419. YOU DID AN EXCELLENT JOB.
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420. YOU'RE GONNA BE A
GREAT LAWYER SOMEDAY,
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421. AND BRINGING UP THAT
STEREO VOLUME ISSUE
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422. WAS EXCELLENT STRATEGY.
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423. WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
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424. BUT IT WAS CLEARLY NO MATCH
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425. FOR YOUR GLASSES DEFENSE, SIR.
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426. WELL, WHY DON'T WE DISCUSS
THAT OVER DINNER TONIGHT?
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427. WE'D LOVE TO HAVE YOU.
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428. WELL, SURE.
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429. YO, MAN, UM...
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430. I GUESS IF UNCLE PHIL
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431. CAN BE A BIG MAN ABOUT THIS,
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432. SO CAN I.
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433. OF COURSE,
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434. IT'S A LOT EASIER FOR HIM.
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435. WELL, I GUESS WE BOTH
GOT OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT.
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436. NO HARD FEELINGS?
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437. NO HARD FEELINGS, MAN.
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438. CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
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439. READY, SET, SHOOT!
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440. WELL, PAPER, UH...
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441. READY, SET, SHOOT!
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442. WELL, SCISSORS CUT PAPER, WILL.
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443. WELL, ROCK BREAKS YOUR SCISS...
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444. WELL, ROCK BREAKS
YOUR SCISSORS, CARLTON.
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445. WAIT. HOLD IT, HOLD IT, HOLD IT.
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446. THERE'S NO... NO! HA!
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447. YAH! YAH! YAH! YAH! YAH! YAH!
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448. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE www.ncicap.org...
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