1. IT'S WILLSINIO SMITH!
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2. HA!
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3. HA!
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4. TONIGHT ON THE
WILLSINIO SMITH SHOW...
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5. A BOY MAKING A
VIDEOTAPE FOR HIS MAMA.
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6. GIVE IT UP FOR HER.
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7. WOO! WOO! WOO!
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8. HI, MOM, IT'S ME.
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9. AUNT VIV TOLD ME THAT YOU
FINALLY CAME INTO THE NINETIES
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10. AND YOU BOUGHT A VCR,
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11. SO I THOUGHT I'D MAKE
A LITTLE TAPE FOR YOU.
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12. WELL, I'VE GROWN A LITTLE
BIT SINCE YOU SEEN ME.
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13. ABOUT A INCH AND A HALF.
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14. OH, CHECK THIS
OUT. CHECK THIS OUT.
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15. I'VE GOT SOME CHEST
HAIRS NOW. LOOK.
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16. SEE? THERE'S ONE THERE.
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17. OH, THAT MUST HAVE
BEEN SWEATER LINT.
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18. ANYWAY, HOLD UP.
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19. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
AFTER THESE MESSAGES.
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20. HAVE YOU EVER FELT,
YOU KNOW, NOT SO FRESH?
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21. NO, JUST KIDDING, MOM.
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22. HOLD IT. HOLD IT.
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23. CHECK IT OUT, CHECK
IT OUT, CHECK IT OUT.
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24. GOT A A-PLUS ON MY SPANISH TEST.
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25. MAN, MUCHOS BRAINOS
IN EL CABEZAS, SI?
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26. MAN, YO, YO, YO, I
BETTER VAMANOS.
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27. 'CAUSE YOU KNOW
HOW UNCLE PHIL GETS
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28. IF ANYBODY HOLDS UP DINNER.
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29. WILL!
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30. WELL, CUANTO CUESTAN
LOS ESPADRILLES?
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31. THAT MEAN... HOW MUCH
IS THE ESPADRILLES?
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32. HEY, YOU ALL, I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO SAY I MISS YOU, MOM,
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33. BUT I DO. ADIOS.
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34. OH, CUT IT, ASH.
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35. CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
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36. HILARY, YOUR MAKEUP'S HERE.
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37. NO, IT'S ONE OF YOUR
FRIENDS FROM PHILLY
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38. TOO CHEAP TO BUY
AN AIRLINE TICKET.
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39. THIS IS MY NEW EXERCISE BIKE.
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40. I'M GOING TO USE IT TO
DEVELOP MY HUGE LEGS.
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41. YOU KNOW, I FIGURE I NEED THEM
TO SUPPORT MY MASSIVE CHEST
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42. AND MY 24-INCH PYTHONS.
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43. THIS EQUAL OPPORTUNITY THING
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44. HAS GONE JUST A LITTLE TOO FAR.
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45. I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE
LETTING GIRLS PLAY
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46. ON MY INTRAMURAL BASEBALL TEAM.
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47. OOH, NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
THEY'LL BE LETTING US VOTE.
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48. DON'T EVEN GET ME
STARTED ON THAT ISSUE.
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49. WOMEN HAVE THEIR PLACE,
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50. BUT MEN ARE THE
CORNERSTONE OF CIVILIZATION.
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51. NOT ONLY ARE WE
GOOD AT MEN THINGS,
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52. BUT WE'RE GOOD AT
WOMAN THINGS, TOO.
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53. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE SERIOUS.
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54. HILARY AND I COULD DO
A SO-CALLED MAN THING
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55. A LOT BETTER THAN EITHER OF YOU
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56. COULD DO A SO-CALLED
WOMAN THING.
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57. WOULD YOU CARE TO
PLACE A LITTLE WAGER?
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58. I BET YOU COULDN'T...
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59. COULDN'T, UM...
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60. ASSEMBLE A EXERCISE BIKE.
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61. OH, MY GOODNESS.
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62. WE GOT ONE RIGHT HERE.
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63. WELL, WE COULD DO THAT A
LOT BETTER THAN YOU COULD...
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64. SEW A DRESS.
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65. I SAW IT ON THE BRADY BUNCH.
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66. YOU'RE ON...
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67. ON ANOTHER PLANET, MAN.
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68. I AIN'T SEWING NO DRESS.
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69. IN OTHER WORDS, YOU
CAN'T SEW NO DRESS.
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70. WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY? WE
COULD DO A DRESS LIKE THAT.
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71. THAT INCLUDES A FULL
SMOCKING AND SMART PLEAT.
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72. THEN IT'S SET.
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73. THE LOSER HAS TO HELP
ALICE IN THE KITCHEN.
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74. I MEAN GEOFFREY.
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75. HI, ED.
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76. EVENING.
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77. WELL, IS GRANDMA HERE
YET? HOW DOES SHE LOOK?
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78. IF I WAS 50 YEARS OLDER, I'D DEFINITELY
TAKE HER OUT FOR A BUCKET OF CHICKEN.
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79. HI, SWEETIE.
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80. HI, BABY.
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81. OH, YOUR MOTHER LOVES HER ROOM.
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82. SHE'S BEEN CLAPPING
THE LIGHTS ON AND OFF
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83. FOR THE LAST 20 MINUTES.
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84. WELL, YOU KNOW, EVER SINCE
GRANDPA DIED LAST YEAR,
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85. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET GRANDMA
TO MOVE OUT HERE WITH US,
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86. SO I WANT EVERYBODY
TO CHEER HER UP.
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87. I DON'T WANT HER MOPING AROUND
IN SOME OLD HOUSECOAT ALL DAY.
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88. ZEKE!
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89. MAMA!
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90. OH, IT'S SO GOOD
TO SEE YOU, BABY.
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91. OH, MAMA.
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92. OH, YOU LOOK SO... FLUORESCENT.
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93. DON'T I, THOUGH?
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94. I AM 3 POUNDS LIGHTER,
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95. A WHOLE LOT TIGHTER,
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96. AND I'M DRESSED TO CHILL.
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97. OH, GO, GRANNY.
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98. WELL, MAMA, I'VE GOT A BUSY DAY
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99. PLANNED FOR YOU TOMORROW.
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100. THEY'RE HAVING A
SOLITAIRE TOURNAMENT
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101. OUT AT THE BIDE-AWAY
RETIREMENT VILLAS,
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102. AND AFTER THAT,
THERE'S A PUDDING BUFFET.
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103. OOH-EE!
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104. SOUNDS LIKE FUN,
BUT I DON'T THINK
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105. I CAN TAKE ALL THAT EXCITEMENT.
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106. HEY, I DON'T KNOW, GRANNY.
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107. LAST WEEK THEY SERVED TAPIOCA.
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108. MAN, THE COPS HAD
TO BREAK THAT JOINT UP.
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109. MRS. BANKS, I
BOUGHT ALL THE FIXIN'S
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110. FOR A NORTH CAROLINA DINNER.
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111. OH, GEOFFREY, I'M IMPRESSED,
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112. BUT WHILE YOU'RE COOKING IT,
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113. WOULD YOU MIND
MAKING ME UP A SALAD?
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114. I'M SLIMMING.
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115. MAMA?
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116. HMM?
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117. YOU MEAN, YOU'RE
NOT COOKING AT ALL?
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118. WELL, YOU DON'T...
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119. OH, OK, YOU BASSET HOUNDS.
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120. IF YOU LEAVE ME TO IT,
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121. I CAN BAKE A PIE
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122. AND STILL GET IN A
BIKE-RIDE BEFORE SUPPER.
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123. OOH, THANK YOU, GRANDMA.
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124. OH, NOW GO ON. GET OUT OF HERE.
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125. OH, GET AWAY. SHOO!
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126. SHOO!
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127. EVENING.
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128. OH!
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129. EVENING.
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130. YO, WHAT UP, ED?
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131. WHOA.
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132. UM, GRANNY, HAVE YOU TWO MET?
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133. THIS IS MR. ED DOWNER.
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134. ED, THIS IS MRS. HATTIE BANKS,
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135. A WOMAN KNOWN FAR AND WIDE
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136. FOR HER MEAN SWEET POTATO PIE.
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137. OH! WELL, IF IT'S HALF
AS SWEET AS SHE IS,
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138. MAYBE YOU MIGHT SAVE ME A SLICE.
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139. THAT'S A GOOD LINE, ED.
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140. I'LL HAVE TO USE
THAT ONE MYSELF.
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141. WELL, ED, ARE YOU FROM
AROUND THESE PARTS?
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142. NO. MY WIFE PASSED. MY
DAUGHTER WANTED ME OUT HERE.
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143. WOULDN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER.
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144. SINCE MY JOE PASSED,
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145. MY SON WANTS ME OUT HERE, TOO,
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146. BUT I DON'T THINK SO.
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147. OH, DON'T LET THIS
JOGGING SUIT FOOL YOU.
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148. I'M NO SPRING CHICKEN.
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149. WELL, MAYBE NOT,
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150. BUT YOU'RE A LONG WAY
FROM THE STEWING POT.
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151. YOU KNOW, LIKE MY
DAD ALWAYS SAID,
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152. "WOMEN ARE LIKE CADILLACS.
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153. "THEY DON'T EVEN BEGIN TO REV UP
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154. UNTIL THEY HIT... SWOOP... 70."
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155. YO, ED, ANOTHER DOPE LINE, MAN.
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156. WE'RE GOING TO
WIN THIS BET, WILL.
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157. I LOVE THE NECKLINE,
AND THE FABRIC'S GREAT.
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158. AND THE COLOR REALLY
BRINGS OUT MY EYES.
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159. HOW YOU DOING, GRANNY?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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160. SIX YEARS OF OPRAH,
AND THIS IS STILL A SHOCK.
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161. IT... IT'S A BET, GRANDMA.
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162. DON'T TELL ME WHAT
HAPPENS IF YOU LOSE.
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163. IN FACT, I DON'T WANT TO
KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU WIN.
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164. OH, HELL, JUST LET'S
NEVER MENTION IT AGAIN.
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165. SON...
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166. AND I USE THAT TERM LOOSELY.
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167. WHAT'S GOING ON?
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168. DAD, IT'S NOT
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
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169. WILL AND I ARE MAKING A DRESS.
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170. THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
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171. LOOK, CARLTON, LET'S
JUST GO UPSTAIRS
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172. AND PICK OUT SOME
ACCESSORIES, MAN.
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173. MMM!
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174. WORK IT, HONEY.
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175. SEAT.
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176. HANDLEBARS.
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177. PEDALS.
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178. HEY, WE'RE DOING GREAT.
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179. GIMME.
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180. OH, "TOOLS NEEDED...
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181. PLIERS, AND A WRENCH
WITH A RATCHET HEAD."
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182. SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY
WITH A BAD HAIRCUT.
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183. WHAT ELSE?
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184. OH, GOODY. LISTEN TO THIS.
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185. "DO NOT OVEREXERT YOURSELF
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186. OR WORK TO EXHAUSTION."
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187. WE HAVE TO STOP, ASHLEY.
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188. ENOUGH, CARLTON.
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189. CARLTON, MAN, IS THIS
THE SADDEST SIGHT
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190. THAT YOU'VE SEEN, MAN,
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191. OTHER THAN YOUR
GIRLFRIEND IN BIKER SHORTS?
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192. WE ARE DOING JUST
FINE, THANK YOU.
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193. AS A MATTER OF FACT,
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194. AS SOON AS WE PUT IT
TOGETHER, WE'LL BE DONE.
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195. WHEN DID YOU SEE MY
GIRLFRIEND IN BICYCLE SHORTS?
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196. LAST THURSDAY WHILE
SHE WAS PLAYING TENNIS.
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197. MAGNIFICENT SERVE.
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198. SPEAKING OF SERVING, YOUR
PARENTS ARE EXPECTING YOU
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199. ON THE PATIO FOR BRUNCH.
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200. MAMA, WE'D LIKE YOU TO MEET
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201. OUR NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR.
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202. MRS. SWEETING,
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203. THIS IS MY MOTHER MRS. BANKS.
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204. THANKS FOR WHAT?
I JUST GOT HERE.
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205. UH, HOW DO YOU DO?
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206. WE HAD A NICE, LONG CHAT
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207. WHILE WE WERE WALKING
UP THE DRIVEWAY.
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208. IT SEEMS YOU TWO GALS
HAVE A LOT IN COMMON.
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209. OH, ISN'T THAT NICE. WHAT?
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210. I CROCHET.
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211. I PLAY CARDS.
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212. DID I MENTION I CROCHET?
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213. OH, EXCUSE ME. I JUST REMEMBERED
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214. I HAVE PANTY HOSE
SOAKING UPSTAIRS.
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215. UH, MRS. SWEETING, MAY I
ASK WHAT YOU'RE MAKING?
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216. AN AFGHAN.
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217. THAT'S WHAT I MAKE.
AFGHANS. ONLY AFGHANS.
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218. NOT, UH, SCARVES.
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219. NOT TABLECLOTHS.
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220. NOT DOILIES.
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221. I THINK I'LL GO TRANSLATE
THE DEAD SEA SCROLLS.
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222. WELL, I'LL GO WITH YOU.
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223. YOU CAN NEVER LEARN
THAT STUFF TOO EARLY.
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224. WHILE YOU TWO
LADIES GET ACQUAINTED,
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225. I THINK I'LL GO CHECK AND SEE WHAT
GEOFFREY'S DOING IN THE KITCHEN.
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226. BITCHIN'?
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227. IS HE GOING SURFING?
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228. I THOUGHT WE WERE
GOING TO HAVE LUNCH.
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229. WELL, I WISH I COULD STAY.
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230. IT'S SO NICE GETTING
TO KNOW YOUR FRIENDS,
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231. BUT WILL AND I HAVE TO GO...
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232. BUNGEE JUMPING.
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233. OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
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234. UM, NICE MEETING
YOU, MISS SWEET THING.
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235. COME ON, HONEY.
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236. PHILIP, I'LL BE OUT IN A MINUTE.
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237. I HAVE SLIPPED INTO SOMETHING
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238. THAT WILL KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF.
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239. MY SOCKS ARE ALREADY OFF.
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240. JUST COME OUT NAKED.
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241. WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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242. MMM, WHAT'S THAT?
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243. AFTER 22 YEARS OF MARRIAGE,
YOU STILL HAVE TO ASK?
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244. I'M TALKING ABOUT
THIS NOTE HERE.
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245. "DEAR VIVIAN AND ZEKE,
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246. "I'M GOING OVER TO MY
NEW FRIEND'S TO PLAY CARDS.
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247. LOVE, MOM."
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248. YOUR MOTHER WENT
TO MRS. SWEETING'S?
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249. I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
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250. HATE TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO.
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251. THEN DON'T. HELP ME TURN
DOWN THE BED INSTEAD.
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252. WHY SHOULDN'T THEY HIT IT OFF?
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253. THEY'RE BOTH ABOUT THE SAME AGE.
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254. SO ARE YOU AND MICK JAGGER.
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255. PHILIP, CAN I HELP
YOU WITH YOUR SHIRT?
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256. YOU KNOW, THE IMPORTANT THING IS
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257. THAT MAMA'S GOT
A NEW FRIEND NOW.
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258. PHILIP, YOUR MOTHER IS FINE.
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259. SHE REALLY, REALLY
IS. STOP WORRYING.
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260. AND THIS NIGHTGOWN COST $160.
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261. NO, SHE'S NOT FINE.
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262. BELIEVE ME, VIVIAN,
THIS CHIPPER ACT
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263. IS STRICTLY FOR MY BENEFIT.
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264. I'M GONNA WAIT UP FOR MAMA
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265. AND SEE IF SHE NEEDS ANYTHING
BEFORE SHE GOES TO BED.
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266. PHILIP, THERE'S SOMETHING
I'D LIKE BEFORE I GO TO BED.
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267. I'LL BRING YOU SOME
SUGAR COOKIES.
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268. GOD, THIS DRESSMAKING
IS A BREEZE, ISN'T IT, WILL?
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269. YOU SAID IT, CARLTON.
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270. HEY, MAN, WHAT DO YOU
THINK OF THIS FOR CHER?
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271. IT'S A LITTLE FORMAL, ISN'T IT?
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272. NOT ONLY ARE MEN BAD AT SEWING,
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273. THEY'RE ALSO TERRIBLE LIARS.
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274. WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MEN?
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275. A LOT MORE THAN YOU
KNOW ABOUT WOMEN.
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276. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CALLED
A GIRL FOR A DATE A WEEK IN ADVANCE,
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277. SHOWED UP IN A NICE SUIT
WITH A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS,
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278. AND TOOK HER OUT FOR A
ROMANTIC, CANDLE-LIT MEAL?
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279. UM, NEVER.
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280. HEY, COME ON. WOMEN
DON'T LIKE THAT MUSHY STUFF.
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281. THEY LIKE A MAN TO TAKE CONTROL.
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282. YEAH, CONTROL OF THEMSELVES.
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283. A GUY'S IDEA OF AN ICEBREAKER
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284. IS SITTING NEXT TO
ME IN THE CAFETERIA
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285. AND BELCHING MY NAME.
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286. THERE'S NOTHING LIKE LOVE
TO BUILD UP A GOOD APPETITE.
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287. OH, GOOD MORNING,
MR. SLUG-A-BED.
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288. HI, HONEY.
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289. GOOD MORNING, MAMA.
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290. I FIXED YOUR FAVORITE.
PECAN WAFFLES.
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291. NO, THANK YOU, MOTHER,
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292. I'M NOT VERY HUNGRY THIS
MORNING FOR SOME REASON.
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293. HOW WAS IT WHEN YOU
WERE GROWING UP, GRANDMA?
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294. OH, WHEN I WAS YOUR
AGE, SWEETHEART,
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295. THERE WAS NO HANKY-PANKY.
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296. NOT AT MY AGE EITHER.
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297. ALTHOUGH I DON'T THINK
THERE'S ANYTHING THE MATTER
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298. WITH A LITTLE
HUGGING AND KISSING.
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299. COULD WE CHANGE
THE SUBJECT, PLEASE?
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300. ZEKE, ARE YOU FEELING OK?
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301. YOUR FACE IS LONGER
THAN ARSENIO HALL'S.
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302. I'M FINE.
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303. WELL, HE TOSSED
AND TURNED ALL NIGHT,
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304. OR WAS THAT ME?
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305. I'M FINE. CAN WE
JUST EAT, PLEASE?
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306. OH, HATTIE, THANKS
FOR MAKING BREAKFAST.
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307. YOU WERE OUT SO LATE LAST NIGHT,
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308. I THOUGHT YOU WOULD SLEEP IN.
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309. OH, HONEY, I'VE
BEEN GOING TO BED
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310. WITH THE CHICKENS ALL MY LIFE.
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311. BUT, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE
OUT HAVING A GOOD TIME,
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312. THE LAST THING YOU
THINK ABOUT IS THE BED.
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313. WELL, I'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT.
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314. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
GOTTEN INTO DAD,
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315. BUT IF HE'S DIETING AGAIN,
I'M MOVING TO A HOTEL.
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316. PHILIP, YOU'VE BEEN
ACTING STRANGE ALL DAY.
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317. NOW, IF IT'S ABOUT LAST NIGHT,
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318. I AM NOT UPSET ANYMORE.
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319. NO. THAT'S NOT IT.
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320. WHY ISN'T IT?
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321. MAMA WASN'T PLAYING CARDS
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322. WITH MRS. SWEETING LAST NIGHT.
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323. SHE WAS OUT WITH
ED THE HANDYMAN.
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324. I SAW THEM KISSING GOOD NIGHT.
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325. UM, SWEETHEART, I
UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE UPSET,
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326. BUT YOUR PARENTS HAD A
LONG, WONDERFUL MARRIAGE.
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327. BUT YOUR MOTHER'S BEEN
ALONE FOR ALMOST A YEAR NOW.
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328. CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW
LONELY SHE MUST BE?
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329. IF SHE'S FOUND SOMEONE,
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330. CAN'T YOU JUST BE HAPPY FOR HER?
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331. NO.
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332. PHILIP, THINK ABOUT IT.
IF YOU DIED TOMORROW,
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333. WHAT WOULD YOU WANT ME TO DO?
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334. JUMP IN WITH ME
AND BRING THE KIDS.
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335. OH, YOU DON'T MEAN THAT.
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336. YOU'RE RIGHT.
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337. LEAVE THE KIDS.
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338. PHILIP, IF YOU WANT YOUR
MOTHER TO MOVE TO CALIFORNIA,
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339. THAT MEANS
ACCEPTING HER FRIENDS.
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340. NOW, I THINK IT WOULD
BE A NICE GESTURE
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341. TO INVITE ED TO DINNER.
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342. OH, YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING.
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343. OH, PHILIP, I KNOW IT'S HARD
TO BE RATIONAL AND MATURE
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344. WHEN IT COMES TO DEALING
WITH YOUR OWN MOTHER,
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345. BUT PLEASE TRY.
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346. I DON'T WANT TO.
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347. PLEASE, BABY, FOR ME,
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348. IF I PROMISE TO
JUMP IN WITH YOU.
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349. PHILIP, HATTIE'S FRIEND HAS
BEEN HERE ALMOST AN HOUR.
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350. EVENTUALLY, YOU ARE GOING TO
HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING TO HIM.
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351. LIKE WHAT?
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352. NICE SUIT. PASS THE SALT.
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353. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE
WRENCH? ANYTHING.
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354. HONEY, AS LONG AS IT'S TO ED.
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355. CAN YOU DO THAT FOR ME, PLEASE?
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356. I'LL TRY.
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357. JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU'VE TASTED
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358. GEOFFREY'S HAM HOCK SOUFFLÉ.
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359. UM, WHY DON'T YOU
SIT HERE, MR. ED?
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360. IT'S DOWNER, SWEETIE.
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361. MR. ED DOWNER.
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362. SOMETHING SURE
DOES SMELL DELICIOUS.
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363. OH, THAT WOULD BE GRANNY.
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364. SO, ED, HATTIE TELLS US
THAT YOU GREW UP ON A FARM.
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365. THAT'S RIGHT. A HORSE FARM.
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366. MY DADDY HAD A HORSE.
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367. UM, MR. DOWNER, WHAT
BREED DID YOU RAISE?
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368. APPALOOSAS.
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369. THEY HAVE THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL SPOTTED COATS.
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370. MY DAD HAD A SPOTTED COAT.
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371. THEN HE HAD IT CLEANED.
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372. DID YOU HAVE ANY OTHER
ANIMALS ON YOUR FARM?
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373. OF COURSE. WE HAD
CHICKENS, COWS,
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374. AND A GREAT OLD
DOG NAMED BROWNIE.
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375. MY DAD LOVED BROWNIES.
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376. HE ONCE ATE A WHOLE PAN FULL.
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377. THAT EXPLAINS A LOT.
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378. SO WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FARM?
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379. MY SON'S THERE. I
PASSED IT ON TO HIM
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380. LIKE MY DAD GOT IT
FROM HIS PARENTS.
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381. MY DAD HAD PARENTS.
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382. WE CALLED THEM
GRANDMOM AND GRANDPOP.
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383. ZEKE, HONEY, SMELLS
LIKE MY DESSERT IS READY.
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384. WOULD YOU GO CHECK
ON IT FOR ME, PLEASE?
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385. MMM, SMELLS LIKE
SWEET POTATO PIE.
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386. MY DAD LIKED...
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387. SWEET POTATO PIE!
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388. YOU MISS YOUR FATHER
A LOT, DON'T YOU, ZEKE?
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389. SOMEBODY HAS TO.
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390. WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?
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391. I WAS STANDING RIGHT THERE.
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392. I SAW YOU KISS ED GOOD NIGHT.
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393. NOW HE'S SITTING
IN MY DADDY'S PLACE.
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394. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO
INVITED HIM TO DINNER,
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395. AND I'M GLAD YOU DID.
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396. DON'T YOU FEEL ANYTHING
FOR DADDY? ANYTHING AT ALL?
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397. YOU REALLY WANT
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398. I'LL TELL YOU.
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399. I'M ANGRY, ZEKE.
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400. ANGRY? WHY, MAMA?
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401. BECAUSE HE PROMISED
HE'D NEVER LEAVE ME.
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402. CRAZY AS IT MAY
SEEM, I BELIEVED HIM.
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403. ONE MORNING LAST
MONTH, I WOKE UP EARLY.
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404. WENT DOWNSTAIRS SINGING.
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405. GOT A BIG BREAKFAST
ON THE STOVE.
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406. SUDDENLY I REALIZED I WAS
THE ONLY ONE THERE TO EAT IT.
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407. REMEMBERING IS EASY, ZEKE.
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408. IT'S THE TIMES THAT
I FORGET HE'S GONE
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409. THAT I CAN'T STAND.
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410. OH, MAMA.
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411. I AM SO SORRY.
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412. IT'S JUST THAT I LOST DADDY,
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413. AND WHEN I SAW YOU WITH ED,
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414. I THOUGHT I WAS GOING
TO LOSE YOU, TOO.
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415. YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO LOSE ME, ZEKE.
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416. 'COURSE, YOU MAY HAVE TO
LOAN ME OUT ON OCCASION.
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417. UH, YOU CAN LET GO NOW, ZEKE.
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418. AS SOON AS ED LEAVES.
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419. THIS IS PERFECTION.
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420. YOU'LL NOTICE THE SMOOTH MOTION,
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421. GRACEFUL LINES,
AND ELEGANT STYLE.
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422. AND THE BIKE LOOKS GREAT, TOO.
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423. WILL, YOU HAVE TO
ADMIT, HILARY AND I
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424. HAVE BUILT THE
PERFECT EXERCISE BIKE
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425. WHILE CARLTON IS
PROBABLY UPSTAIRS
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426. TRYING TO UNSTITCH YOUR DRESS
FROM SOME MAJOR BODY PARTS.
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427. AH, SHE WHO LAUGHS LAST.
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428. CARLTON, IF YOU PLEASE.
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429. CARLTON BANKS IS WEARING
AN ELEGANT, YET MASCULINE,
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430. COTTON/SILK COMBINATION.
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431. DESIGNED BY WILL ST. LE CARLTON.
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432. WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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433. WHOO, BABY, COME TO MAMA.
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434. YOU WANT SOME
FRIES WITH THAT SHAKE?
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435. HONEY, YOU CAN CARRY
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436. MY LUNCH BOX HOME ANYTIME.
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437. HEY, MAN, YOU GONNA LET
THEM TALK TO YOU LIKE THAT?
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438. YEAH. I KIND OF LIKE IT.
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439. CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
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440. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE www.ncicap.org...
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