1. CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
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2. HEY, UNCLE PHIL,
I THINK AUNT VIV
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3. PUT THE RING-DINGS IN
THE CABINET OVER HERE.
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4. THE SINK IS BUSTED, AND
I'M TRYING TO FIX IT, WILL.
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5. WAIT, WAIT. UNCLE PHIL, NO.
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6. GEOFFREY'S EYEBROWS
JUST GREW BACK
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7. FROM THE TIME YOU TRIED
TO FIX THE STOVE, MAN.
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8. PHILIP, DROP THE WRENCH
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9. AND STEP AWAY FROM THE SINK.
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10. WHY DOES EVERYBODY
ACT LIKE I'M DANGEROUS
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11. WHEN I'M TRYING
TO FIX SOMETHING?
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12. HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THE
TOASTER INCIDENT, SWEETIE?
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13. GEOFFREY HASN'T.
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14. OH.
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15. HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
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16. A PIECE OF WHOLE WHEAT
WOULD SCRATCH A MAN'S CORNEA?
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17. BESIDES, I KNOW PLUMBING.
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18. YOU CERTAINLY GOT
THE PANTS FOR IT.
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19. I'M CALLING THE PLUMBER.
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20. I'M CALLING THE TAILOR.
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21. HELLO? HELLO?
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22. PHILIP, DID YOU DO
SOMETHING TO THE PHONE?
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23. OH, THERE WAS A LITTLE
STATIC ON THE LINE,
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24. SO I DID A LITTLE REWIRING.
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25. HONEY, THERE'S NO DIAL TONE.
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26. THERE'S NO STATIC, EITHER.
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27. OH, HERE'S THE KEYS
TO YOUR CAR, AUNT VIV.
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28. THANKS FOR LETTING ME USE IT.
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29. OH, YOU'RE WELCOME, BABY.
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30. WHEN ARE YOU GOING
TO GET YOUR CAR FIXED?
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31. OH, I DON'T HAVE TO.
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32. I'M GOING TO WIN A
BRAND NEW CORVETTE
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33. ON THIS GAME SHOW.
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34. OH, YEAH, RIGHT, MM-HMM.
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35. RIGHT AFTER YOUR UNCLE
PHILIP REPAIRS SOMETHING
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36. THAT DOESN'T SEND GEOFFREY
TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM.
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37. NAH, SERIOUSLY, AUNT VIV, THEY
WERE RECRUITING DOWN AT THE MALL.
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38. I'M GOING TO BE ON THE
GAME SHOW DOUBLE TROUBLE.
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39. YOU'RE GOING TO BE ON TV?
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40. OH, WILL, THAT IS SO EXCITING!
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41. ALL RIGHT.
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42. UH-OH.
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43. ALL RIGHT, AUNT VIV, I'LL PUSH,
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44. AND IF YOU SPACKLE REAL FAST,
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45. WE CAN PROBABLY WALL HIM IN.
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46. WELL, I JUST CALLED THE
REPAIRMAN FROM THE CAR PHONE.
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47. THEY CAN'T COME
OUT UNTIL TOMORROW.
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48. NO PHONE SERVICE FOR 24 HOURS?
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49. THIS IS A NIGHTMARE.
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50. I MEAN, IT'S LIKE WE'VE VANISHED
OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH.
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51. DON'T BE SO DRAMATIC, HILARY.
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52. HEY, SHE'S NOT BEING DRAMATIC.
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53. JIMMY WALKER'S PHONE
WENT OUT FOR 24 HOURS
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54. IN THE LATE SEVENTIES.
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55. AND, HEY, WELL,
Y'ALL KNOW THE REST.
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56. THE PHONES ARE STILL OUT.
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57. EXCUSE MY LANGUAGE, DAD,
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58. BUT IT'S GOT TO BE SAID...
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59. I'M BEHIND YOU, BIG GUY.
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60. MOM, KATHY'S LINE IS BUSY.
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61. CAN I HAVE THE KEYS, SO I CAN
DRIVE THE PHONE OVER TO HER HOUSE?
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62. SURE, HONEY... IN 4 YEARS.
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63. I'M SURE THE PHONE
WILL STILL BE BROKEN.
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64. OH, YEAH, HUH, THAT REMINDS ME.
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65. WHEN I WIN THAT
BRAND-NEW CORVETTE,
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66. I'M GOING TO HAVE A
PHONE ON THE DASH,
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67. LEATHER ON THE SEATS,
AND HALLE BERRY ON MY LAP.
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68. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE GOING
TO BE ON DOUBLE TROUBLE.
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69. DOUBLE TROUBLE? ARE YOU NUTS?
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70. YOU WANT TO EMBARRASS YOURSELF
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71. IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE COUNTRY
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72. FOR A LIFETIME SUPPLY
OF ALBERTO VO5?
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73. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
MAN? IT AIN'T EMBARRASSING.
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74. ALL I GOT TO DO IS ANSWER
A COUPLE QUESTIONS
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75. AND LET MY PARTNER SQUIRT
SOME STUFF ALL OVER ME.
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76. WASN'T JIMMY SWAGGART
JUST ARRESTED FOR THAT?
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77. SO, WHO'S GOING TO
BE YOUR PARTNER?
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78. KELLOGG LEIBERBAUM... HE'S
THE SMARTEST DUDE IN SCHOOL.
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79. HE'S GOING TO CALL ME
ON THE CAR PHONE AT 8:00...
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80. THAT IS, IF UNCLE PHIL
DON'T TRY TO FIX IT.
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81. OH, THAT'S IT.
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82. THE NEXT PERSON WHO
MENTIONS THE PHONE
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83. GETS A BOOT IN THEIR BEHIND.
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84. MR. BANKS, YOUR PHONE IS BROKEN.
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85. AAH!
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86. IT OCCURS TO ME
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87. THIS FAMILY'S GOT A LOT TO
LEARN ABOUT HOSPITALITY.
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88. HEY, WHAT'S UP, J?
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89. WHOOSH! WHOOSH!
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90. I'M HERE TO PRACTICE
FOR THE GAME SHOW.
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91. WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE.
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92. HOW YOU KNOW I'M
GOING ON A GAME SHOW?
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93. FROM WILLIE AT ROSCOE'S
CHICKEN & WAFFLES.
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94. HE KNOWS EVERYTHING.
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95. HE'S THE SOURCE THAT REVEALED
THAT MARIAH CAREY'S BLACK.
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96. JAZZ, HOLD UP A SECOND, MAN.
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97. YO, WILL. WHAT'S UP, TOM?
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98. WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?
WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?
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99. NOW, Y'ALL NOT STILL MAD AT EACH
OTHER ABOUT THE WATCH THING?
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100. YO, HE SOLD ME A FAKE ROLEX.
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101. YOU PAID WITH A FAKE 20.
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102. ALL RIGHT, NOW, FIRST OF ALL,
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103. YOU SHOULD HAVE
KNOWN THAT IT WAS FAKE
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104. WHEN YOU SAW THAT THE
WARRANTY WAS ONLY FOR 2 HOURS.
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105. AND YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
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106. THAT THE JACKSON
ON A 20 AIN'T JERMAINE.
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107. THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE TO ME.
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108. BE THAT AS IT MAY,
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109. WHEN DO WE START
PRACTICING FOR THE GAME SHOW?
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110. I'M HIS PARTNER.
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111. I'M HIS PARTNER.
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112. WAIT, WAIT. HOLD...
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113. HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I'M GOING ON A GAME SHOW?
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114. MAN, FROM WILLIE AT
ROSCOE'S CHICKEN & WAFFLES.
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115. I'M TELLING YOU, HE
KNOWS EVERYTHING.
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116. HE'S THE SOURCE WHO REVEALED
COLOR ME BADD WAS WHITE.
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117. LOOK, SO, IS IT GOING
TO BE ME OR HIM?
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118. I ALREADY GOT A PARTNER.
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119. WHO? WHO?
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120. KELLOGG LIEBERBAUM, HE'S
A DUDE FROM MY SCHOOL.
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121. YO, MY BROTHER, IF YOU
DID HAVE TO PICK ONE OF US...
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122. SPEAKING HYPODERMICALLY...
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123. I DON'T HAVE TO, SO I'M NOT
GOING TO CHOOSE, ALL RIGHT?
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124. OK, OK, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE
I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND,
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125. I RESPECT YOUR DECISION.
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126. BECAUSE I AM YOUR BEST FRIEND.
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127. PEACE, MY BEST FRIEND.
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128. SOME BEST FRIEND.
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129. WHEN YOU GO TO YOUR
CAR, YOU GOT TO WALK.
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130. WHAT? DON'T YOU?
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131. PLEASE. WATCH THIS.
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132. YO, MR. BANKS, MY
TUBBY JUDICIAL BROTHER.
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133. AAH!
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134. MAN, IT AIN'T NO WATER PRESSURE!
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135. SOMEBODY IN THIS HOUSE
BROKE THE 3-MINUTE SHOWER LIMIT.
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136. OBVIOUSLY IT WASN'T YOU.
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137. WOULD YOU MIND
STANDING DOWNWIND?
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138. MY FAULT, G.
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139. I GUESS I GOT A KIND OF A
PEPE LE PEU THING GOING HERE.
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140. GOOD MORNING.
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141. AUNT VIV, CAN YOU
PLEASE TELL UNCLE PHIL
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142. TO CALL A PLUMBER?
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143. THERE GOT TO BE
SOMETHING YOU CAN DO...
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144. OR NOT DO.
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145. GEOFFREY, CAN I GET
SOME COFFEE, PLEASE?
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146. I'M WORKING ON IT, MADAM.
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147. WELL, WHEN WILL IT BE READY?
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148. AT THIS RATE,
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149. OH, ABOUT THE TIME
QUEEN ELIZABETH
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150. OPENS FOR QUEEN LATIFAH.
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151. MOTHER, WHY CAN'T DADDY
BE LIKE OTHER LAWYERS
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152. AND HIRE PEOPLE AND THEN
SUE THEM FOR INFERIOR WORK?
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153. I MEAN, LOOK AT MY HAIR.
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154. IT HASN'T BEEN
WASHED IN 24 HOURS.
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155. I CAN'T POSSIBLY GO TO
WORK LOOKING LIKE THIS.
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156. MAN, YOU SURE CAN'T.
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157. YOU SHOULD
PROBABLY CALL IN UGLY.
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158. WILL, I HATE TO RAIN ON
YOUR FASHION PARADE,
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159. BUT THE MOMS MABLEY
LOOK IS DEFINITELY PASSE.
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160. I WAS TRYING TO TAKE A SHOWER,
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161. BUT IT AIN'T NO WATER PRESSURE,
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162. BECAUSE SOMEBODY BROKE
THE 3-MINUTE SHOWER LIMIT.
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163. WHAT?
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164. DON'T GIVE ME THAT!
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165. LOOK AT THESE FINGERNAILS.
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166. LOOK BEHIND THESE EARS.
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167. HOW LONG DID YOU
BATHE TODAY, YOUNG LADY?
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168. 7 MINUTES.
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169. I'M SORRY, BUT I HAD TO WASH.
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170. I HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS.
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171. I'M GOING THROUGH
PUBERTY, FOR GOD'S SAKE.
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172. GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE.
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173. HEY, AUNT VIV, I'M TELLING YOU,
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174. IF WE BAND TOGETHER,
WE CAN TAKE HIM.
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175. LEAVE HIM ALONE,
HONEY. HE'S MINE.
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176. PHILIP, BABY...
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177. IF MR. GOODWRENCH WANTS
TO VISIT MRS. TOOLBOX...
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178. HE BETTER GET MR. WATER RUNNING.
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179. CARLTON, GET THE YELLOW PAGES.
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180. AND NOW IT'S TIME
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181. FOR AMERICA'S MESSIEST,
WINNINGEST PROGRAM...
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182. DOUBLE TROUBLE!
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183. MY BROTHER.
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184. YO. WHAT'S UP, J?
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185. OH, I SEE YOU'RE
WATCHING DOUBLE TROUBLE,
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186. A SHOW BOTH
SALUBRIOUS AND SUDORIFIC.
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187. FOR YOU, IN RECOGNITION
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188. OF OUR SALUBRIOUS AND
SUDORIFIC FRIENDSHIP.
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189. YOU GOT A LITTLE SALUB
ON THE SIDE OF YOUR LIP.
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190. WHAT'S THIS?
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191. THAT'S ME.
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192. YO, WILL.
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193. HEY, WHAT'S UP, TY?
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194. NICE WEATHER WE'RE HAVING.
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195. GUESS THAT'S BECAUSE WE'RE
THE THIRD PLANET FROM THE SUN,
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196. UNLIKE MERCURY, WHERE THE
SURFACE IS PERPETUALLY MOLTEN.
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197. FOR YOU.
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198. UH, I APPRECIATE
THE GIFTS, FELLAS,
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199. BUT, YOU KNOW,
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200. I THINK I STILL WANT
TO SEE OTHER PEOPLE.
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201. OH, LOOK.
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202. A LITTLE NASTY PIECE
OF CARPET WITH A VEST.
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203. WILL, THIS IS
WINKY. WINKY, WILL.
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204. WHERE DID YOU GET A
STUPID NAME LIKE WINKY?
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205. MAN, WINKY WAS MY FATHER'S NAME.
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206. WILL, COULD YOU TELL THIS SUCKER
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207. TO TAKE HIS SACK
OF LINT AND BEAT IT?
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208. ME AND YOU GOT TO
PRACTICE FOR THE GAME SHOW.
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209. LOOK, WILL NEEDS A PARTNER
WHO KNOWS HIS TRIVIA,
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210. AND NO ONE'S MORE
TRIVIAL THAN ME.
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211. OH, YEAH? WHAT WILL NEEDS
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212. IS INTELLECTUAL CAPACITANCE.
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213. ALL RIGHT, LOOK. I ALREADY TOLD
YOU. LIEBERBAUM IS MY PARTNER.
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214. MASTER WILLIAM?
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215. YO. WHAT'S UP, G?
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216. YOUNG LIEBERBAUM STOPPED BY
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217. ON HIS WAY TO THE AIRPORT.
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218. WHAT? WHERE'S HE GOING?
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219. HE WOULDN'T SAY.
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220. IT APPEARS HE'S
BEEN GETTING NOTES
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221. WARNING HIM TO GET OUT OF TOWN.
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222. COME ON, HOW Y'ALL
GOING TO PLAY LIEBERBAUM?
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223. MAN, THIS IS JUST A
STUPID GAME SHOW.
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224. THERE'S MORE AT STAKE HERE
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225. THAN A STUPID GAME
SHOW, MY BROTHER.
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226. THAT'S RIGHT. OUR
FRIENDSHIP'S ON THE LINE.
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227. COME ON, PICK YOUR BEST FRIEND.
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228. YEAH, GO AHEAD, WILL, TELL HIM.
WHO'S GOING TO BE YOUR PARTNER?
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229. ALL RIGHT, I PICK, UM...
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230. I PICK CARLTON.
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231. CARLTON IS YOUR PARTNER?
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232. YEAH, WHAT HE GOT I AIN'T GOT?
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233. WELL, ON THE STRAIGHT
UP TIP, Y'ALL, SEE,
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234. CARLTON GOT THIS
RARE DISEASE, RIGHT?
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235. AND TO GO ON THIS GAME SHOW
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236. WAS HIS LAST DESPERATE WISH
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237. BEFORE HE TAKES
THAT OLD DIRT NAP.
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238. THAT'S DECENT, WILL.
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239. WHAT HE GOT?
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240. UM, HE GOT...
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241. HE GOT BETTE DAVIS EYES.
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242. WILL, CAN I BORROW YOUR WALKMAN?
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243. I'M GOING OUT FOR A 5-MILE RUN.
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244. YO. THIS DON'T SOUND RIGHT.
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245. AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A FRIEND.
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246. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, SO I LIED.
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247. BUT, COME ON, Y'ALL, I
WANT TO WIN THAT CAR.
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248. I MEAN, AND TO WIN
ON THESE GAME SHOWS,
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249. YOU GOT TO BE, YOU
KNOW, CARLTON-LIKE.
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250. I DON'T GET IT.
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251. HIS POINT EXACTLY.
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252. YOU SEE... YOU SEE,
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253. WHAT WILL IS TRYING TO SAY IS,
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254. AND LET ME CHOOSE
MY WORDS CAREFULLY...
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255. YOU GUYS ARE STUPID.
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256. LOOK, THAT IS NOT
WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY.
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257. LOOK, IT'S LIKE THIS, Y'ALL.
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258. IT'S, LIKE, WITH CARLTON...
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259. CARLTON, WHO IS CAPTAIN
KANGAROO'S FRIEND?
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260. MR. GREENJEANS.
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261. HOW MANY PLAYERS
ON A CRICKET TEAM?
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262. 11.
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263. LETTERS NOT ON A PHONE DIAL?
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264. Q AND Z.
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265. BEST PICTURE, 1936?
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266. THE GREAT ZIEGFELD.
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267. THIRD WIFE OF JULIUS CAESAR?
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268. CALPURNIA.
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269. YOU SEE?
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270. YEAH, YEAH, I SEE. YOU
THINK WE'RE STUPID.
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271. WELL, I GUESS I BETTER BE GOING,
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272. BUT I GUESS I'M TOO
STUPID TO FIND THE DOOR.
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273. THAT'S RIGHT. I GUESS IF WE
PUT OUR BRAINS TOGETHER,
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274. WE CAN FIND OUR WAY OUT.
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275. OH, AND BY THE WAY, CAN YOU
REMIND ME WHEN TO BREATHE?
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276. WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE, MAN?
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277. I SACRIFICED MY 2 BEST FRIENDS
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278. FOR A STUPID CONVERTIBLE.
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279. AH, WELL. AHEM.
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280. THE WIND IN MY FACE
WILL DRY MY TEARS.
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281. GOOD LUCK.
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282. WAIT, WAIT. HOLD UP. YOU
AIN'T GOING TO HELP ME OUT?
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283. CERTAINLY NOT.
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284. YOU HAVE LITTLE TO LOSE
FROM PUBLIC HUMILIATION.
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285. I, ON THE OTHER
HAND, HAVE A FUTURE.
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286. IN 8 YEARS, I GRADUATE
FROM HARVARD LAW
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287. AND BEGIN CLERKSHIP
WITH CLARENCE THOMAS.
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288. ONLY SOMEONE WITH THE HIGHEST
DIGNITY WILL BE CONSIDERED.
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289. YEAH, OR A REAL TIGHT BUTT.
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290. EITHER WAY, I'M IN
PRETTY GOOD SHAPE.
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291. WHAT... SO, CARL, WHAT... YOU
WANT ME TO BEG? IS THAT IT?
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292. I'M NOT SURE. TRY AND WE'LL SEE.
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293. OK, I BEG YOU TO REMEMBER
LAST SATURDAY NIGHT,
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294. WHEN YOU GOT HOME AROUND 10:00,
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295. AND YOUR DRAWERS DIDN'T
GET HERE TILL THE NEXT MORNING.
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296. LET THE GAMES BEGIN.
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297. IN 5, 4, 3, 2...
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298. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
BOB EUBANKS.
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299. HEY, THANK YOU. THANK
YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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300. HELLO, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU.
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301. AND WELCOME BACK
TO ANOTHER EDITION OF...
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302. DOUBLE TROUBLE!
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303. ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUMP RIGHT
INTO IT AND MEET OUR FIRST TEAM.
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304. THIS GUY LIKES MUSIC,
BASKETBALL, AND GIRLS...
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305. AND NOT NECESSARILY
IN THAT ORDER.
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306. HE'S A NATIVE OF
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA.
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307. WELCOME WILL SMITH.
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308. NOW, WILL'S PARTNER IS BEL-AIR,
CALIFORNIA, BORN AND BRED.
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309. HE'S A FAN OF TOM
JONES, MUTUAL FUNDS,
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310. AND CAPITAL PUNISHMENT.
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311. SAY HELLO TO CARLTON BANKS.
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312. WILL AND CARLTON, NICE
TO HAVE YOU WITH US.
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313. OK, LET'S MEET THEIR
OPPONENTS NOW.
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314. THIS FELLOW SAYS
HE'S INTO FROZEN PIZZA,
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315. LAVERNE & SHIRLEY RERUNS.
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316. I WANT YOU TO MEET
L.A.'s OLDEST 10th-GRADER.
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317. HIS NAME IS TYRIQ JOHNSON.
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318. TYRIQ'S PARTNER
IS A BRAIN SURGEON
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319. WHO STILL FINDS TIME TO DATE
THE SALUBRIOUS WHITNEY HOUSTON.
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320. LET'S HAVE A WARM
DOUBLE TROUBLE WELCOME
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321. FOR DR. JAZZY JEFF,
M.D., Ph.D., AND O.P.P.
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322. WHOOSH! WHOOSH!
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323. WHAT THE HELL ARE
THEY DOING HERE?
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324. AND HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN
DATING WHITNEY HOUSTON?
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325. OK, HERE'S HOW WE
PLAY DOUBLE TROUBLE.
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326. CONTESTANTS WIN POINTS FOR
ANSWERING TRIVIA QUESTIONS.
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327. NOW, AT THE END OF
THE QUESTION ROUND,
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328. THE CONTESTANTS
COMPETE IN A PHYSICAL STUNT.
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329. HEY, AND, AUDIENCE,
WHAT KIND OF STUNTS
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330. DO WE HAVE HERE
ON DOUBLE TROUBLE?
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331. STUPID! STUPID!
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332. THAT'S RIGHT, SO SIT TIGHT.
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333. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK IN JUST A
MOMENT WITH OUR FIRST ROUND.
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334. AND WE'RE CLEAR.
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335. HEY, FELLAS, IT WORKED
OUT PERFECT, RIGHT?
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336. WE ALL GOT TO BE ON THE SHOW.
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337. HAVE WE MET?
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338. OR AM I TOO STUPID TO REMEMBER?
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339. JAZZ, I THINK
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340. THAT'S THAT
BACKSTABBING SMITH BOY.
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341. OOPS. TIME TO BREATHE AGAIN.
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342. OH, IT'S LIKE
THAT? WELL, LOOK...
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343. AT LEAST ONE OF
US WILL WIN THE CAR.
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344. AND WHEN I DO, YOU
GUYS CAN GRAB A BUS
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345. AND MEET ME AT THE BEACH.
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346. COME ON. PLACES... 3, 2...
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347. OK, IT'S TIME FOR
THE TRIVIA ROUND.
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348. AND HERE'S OUR FIRST QUESTION.
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349. EVERYBODY READY? HERE WE GO.
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350. "WHAT FAMOUS CARTOON CHARACTER
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351. SOARED TO FAME ON
HIS OVERSIZED EARS?"
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352. CARLTON.
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353. THAT'S AN EASY ONE, BOB.
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354. THE BELOVED
PACHYDERM IN QUESTION
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355. WON OUR YOUNG HEARTS
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356. BY TURNING A HANDICAP INTO...
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357. I'M SORRY. TIME IS UP.
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358. LET'S GO TO YOUR OPPONENTS.
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359. ANSWER IT, DUMBO.
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360. DUMBO'S THE CORRECT ANSWER.
YOU GOT IT FOR 100 POINTS.
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361. OK, HERE WE GO AGAIN.
HANDS ON YOUR BUZZERS.
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362. NEXT QUESTION. TELL ME...
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363. "WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF OHIO?"
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364. TYRIQ.
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365. AHEM. THAT WOULD
BE THE CAPITAL "O," BOB.
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366. "O"?
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367. YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT, BOB.
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368. OHIO. YOU KNOW,
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369. CAPITAL "O," LITTLE "H"...
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370. DO I HAVE TO SPELL
THE WHOLE THING?
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371. I GUESS I DIDN'T
SAY "CAPITAL CITY."
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372. I'LL HAVE TO GET A
RULING FROM OUR JUDGES.
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373. JUDGES, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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374. SOUNDS LIKE THE JUDGES
ARE ACCEPTING THAT ANSWER.
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375. SOUNDS LIKE THE JUDGES
DRANK THEIR LUNCH.
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376. OK, TYRIQ AND JAZZ,
YOU'RE WELL OUT IN FRONT.
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377. YOU GOT 200 POINTS.
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378. IT'S TIME NOW FOR OUR
FINAL QUESTION OF THE ROUND.
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379. AND HERE IT IS.
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380. THE RAIN IN SPAIN
STAYS MAINLY WHERE?
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381. CARLTON.
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382. ACTUALLY, BOB, THE RAINFALL
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383. IN THE PYRENEES
MOUNTAINS OF SPAIN
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384. FALLS AT A WHOPPING...
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385. IN THE PLAINS, BOB!
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386. IN THE PLAINS.
YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
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387. YOU GOT IT FOR 100 POINTS.
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388. OK, THAT CONCLUDES
OUR QUESTION ROUND.
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389. I WANT YOU TO SIT TIGHT
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390. AND FIND OUT WHAT
KIND OF A FINE MESS
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391. THESE FOLKS HAVE
GOTTEN THEMSELVES INTO
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392. WHEN WE COME BACK FOR OUR
STUNT ROUND ON DOUBLE TROUBLE.
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393. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK FOR THAT.
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394. AND WELCOME BACK.
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395. WELL, WE'VE COOKED UP A
REAL DOOZY THIS TIME, FOLKS,
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396. SO LET'S GET OUR CONTESTANTS
OUT HERE RIGHT NOW.
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397. COME ON, GUYS.
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398. OK, CONTESTANTS, NOW, YOU
KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.
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399. YOU HAVE A MINUTE
AND A HALF TO DO IT,
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400. SO I WANT YOU TO GET ON
YOUR BICYCLES AND ACT STUPID.
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401. NOW IT'S TIME
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402. FOR THE FINAL ROUND
OF DOUBLE TROUBLE.
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403. AND LET'S FIND OUT JUST HOW WELL
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404. OUR CONTESTANTS
KNOW THEIR PARTNERS.
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405. AND HERE'S HOW IT WORKS.
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406. WHILE WILL AND JAZZ ARE
IN THE SOUNDPROOF BOOTH,
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407. WE'RE GOING TO ASK THEIR
PARTNERS A QUESTION ABOUT THEM.
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408. SO, WILL AND JAZZ, IF
YOU WOULD, PLEASE,
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409. TAKE YOUR PLACES IN OUR
SOUNDPROOFED BOOTH.
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410. WAIT. Y'ALL AIN'T
GOING TO FILL THAT
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411. WITH WATER OR NOTHING, BOB?
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412. NOT THIS WEEK.
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413. GO AHEAD.
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414. ALL RIGHT, NOW, CARLTON AND
TYRIQ, HERE'S YOUR QUESTION.
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415. "IF YOUR PARTNER COULD
NAME ONLY ONE PERSON
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416. "AS HIS BEST FRIEND,
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417. WHO WOULD THAT
SPECIAL PERSON BE?"
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418. NOW, YOU HAVE UNTIL
THE BUZZER SOUNDS
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419. TO THINK ABOUT IT.
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420. TIME IS UP. ALL RIGHT, CARLTON,
LET'S HEAR YOUR ANSWER.
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421. WELL, BOB, LET'S BACK
IT UP FOR A MOMENT
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422. AND DEFINE THIS THING
CALLED FRIENDSHIP.
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423. YOU SEE, THE ANCIENT MAYANS...
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424. CARLTON, YOUR TIME IS UP.
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425. OK, TYRIQ,
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426. WHO IS JAZZ'S BEST FRIEND?
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427. I'M SORRY, BOB.
THIS IS A BAD TIME.
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428. CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
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429. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE www.ncicap.org...
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430. ALL I GOT TO DO IS ANSWER
A COUPLE QUESTIONS
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431. AND LET MY PARTNER
SQUIRT SOME STUFF AT ME.
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432. OH, SO SORRY.
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433. I CAN SEE YOU'RE
READING SOMETHING REALLY GOOD.
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434. WASN'T JIMMY SWAGGART ARR...
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435. I...
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436. BAH!
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437. WASN'T JIMMY SWAGGART
ARRESTED FOR THAT?
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438. GREAT LINE READING.
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439. UH-OH. I TRIED.
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440. WHAT? YEAH, I'M
FINE. JUST LET ME...
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441. MMM. OK, I'M FINE.
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