1. YO, ASH, PEEK THIS, BABE.
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3. PLEASE, WILL, THE LAST TIME
YOU SHOWED ME A MAGIC TRICK,
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4. IT TOOK TWO MONTHS FOR
MY HAIR TO GROW BACK.
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5. YEAH, I KNOW, THAT
WAS THEN. THIS IS NOW.
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6. BEHOLD, THE GREAT WILLDINI.
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7. UHH.
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8. ALL RIGHT, NOW, HERE.
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9. ALL RIGHT.
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10. ALL RIGHT.
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11. BOOM CHOCKA LOCKA LOCKA
BOOM CHOCKA LOCKA LOCKA BOOM!
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12. WHAT HAPPENED TO ABRACADABRA?
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13. NO, NO. THIS IS
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14. ALL RIGHT.
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15. BOOM!
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16. AHH.
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17. WOW!
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18. HOLD ON. HOLD ON. HOLD ON.
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19. I AIN'T FINISHED YET.
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20. NOW HERE WE GO.
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21. BEHOLD, A BOTTLE,
JUST AS ANY OTHER.
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22. UHH.
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23. CHAKA KHAN.
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24. CHAKA KHAN.
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25. CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA CHAK...
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26. UHH!
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27. WOW!
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28. ALL RIGHT!
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29. IMPRESSIVE.
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30. FOR MY NEXT TRICK,
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31. I'LL NEED A DOLLAR BILL.
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32. I DON'T HAVE A DOLLAR.
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33. I HAVE A 20.
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34. THAT'LL DO.
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35. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
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36. NOTICE THE INTRICATE FOLDS.
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37. NOW FOR THE MAGIC WORDS.
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38. GOING.
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39. GOING.
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40. GONE!
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41. WILL!
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42. CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
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43. THERE YOU GO.
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44. SOME NICE 12-GRAIN
ORGANIC HOT CEREAL.
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45. WOW. IT LOOKS GREAT.
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46. HOW ABOUT SOME OF
THAT DELICIOUS SOY MILK
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47. TO GO ON TOP?
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48. OH. OK.
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49. MMM!
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50. MMM! BOY, THAT WAS BETTER
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51. THAN THE BATCH
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52. GOOD. I MADE TWICE
AS MUCH TODAY.
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53. WELL, YOU KEEP
DISHING IT UP, AUNT VIV,
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54. AND WE'LL KEEP FINDING
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55. YOU KIDS GO AHEAD
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57. LOOK, I KNOW MOM'S A LOUSY COOK,
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58. BUT ALL THE SAME, I'M REALLY
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59. YEAH. HAVING HER HOME
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60. SHE PICKS OUR CLOTHES OUT FOR US
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61. AND CHECKS OUR HOMEWORK
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62. AND CUTS THE CRUST OFF
THE END OF OUR BREAD.
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63. LOOK, THAT WOMAN
MUST BE STOPPED, Y'ALL.
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64. WELL, THAT, UH, DIET
AND EXERCISE REGIMEN
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66. HAS REALLY CHANGED MY LIFE.
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67. I NEVER FELT BETTER.
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68. IT'S SO NICE HAVING
HER HOME ALL THE TIME.
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69. SHE WAKES UP
CHEERFUL IN THE MORNING,
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70. LEAVES LITTLE LOVE
NOTES IN MY BRIEFCASE,
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71. CALLS ME UP AT
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72. THAT WOMAN MUST BE STOPPED.
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73. HI, BABY. HOW WAS YOUR WALK?
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74. WONDERFUL.
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75. MADAM, I HAVE TAKEN THE LIBERTY
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76. OF POLISHING YOUR
GRANDMOTHER'S SILVER
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78. WHOA. IS THAT G OR
PHILIP MICHAEL THOMAS?
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79. I TAKE IT YOU'RE REFERRING
TO THIS CHARMING ENSEMBLE
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80. WHICH YOUR AUNT INSISTED I WEAR.
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81. IT IS ONLY MY HUMBLE OPINION,
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82. BUT THAT WOMAN MUST BE STOPPED!
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83. CIAO.
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84. NOW, I WANT EVERYONE
HOME AT 7:30 SHARP. YES?
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85. WE'RE HAVING A GET-TOGETHER
WITH THE NEIGHBORS,
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86. AND I HAVE INVITED SONYA LAMOR.
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87. SONYA LAMOR? I'VE SEEN ALL
HER MOVIES ON THE LATE SHOW.
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88. YEAH. SHE DID A LOT OF
THOSE HISTORICAL DRAMAS.
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89. MY PERSONAL FAVORITE WAS
GEORGE WASHINGTON AND THE HUSSY.
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90. WHOA.
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91. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GIVE IT UP
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92. FOR THE STAR OF
HEIDI COMES TO HARLEM.
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93. MOM, IF YOU MAKE ME
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94. GO TO SCHOOL LIKE THIS,
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95. I'M GONNA WRITE A
BOOK WHEN I GROW UP.
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96. YOU KIDS DON'T KNOW
HOW LUCKY YOU ARE
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97. NOW THAT SHE'S
HOME ALL THE TIME.
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98. OH, THANK YOU, PHILIP.
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99. WELL, I'VE NEVER FELT BETTER
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100. SINCE I'VE BEEN ON THIS DIET
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101. OF EXERCISE AND HEALTHY FOOD.
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102. UNCLE PHIL, THAT WAS FOR YOU.
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103. THEY SAID YOU LEFT YOUR
WALLET AT THE DOUGHNUT DEPOT.
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104. WHOA. PRETTY FLY EARMUFFS
YOU GOT THERE, ASH.
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105. A LITTLE CALAMINE LOTION
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106. PROBABLY TAKE CARE OF THAT RASH.
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107. VERY FUNNY, WILL.
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108. CAN YOU BELIEVE MOM MADE
ME WEAR THIS HIDEOUS DRESS?
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109. COME ON, ASH. NOT MANY
WOMEN CAN CARRY OFF PLAID.
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110. AND HERE COMES ONE NOW.
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111. OH, ASHLEY, YOU
LOOK SO ADORABLE.
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112. NOW, DON'T STRAY TOO FAR, BABY.
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113. IT'LL RUIN THE EFFECT.
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114. UM... DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THIS, ASH.
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115. ONE DAY YOU'RE GOING
TO BE CRACKING UP
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116. LAUGHING ABOUT THIS
WITH YOUR THERAPIST.
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117. OK, I'M HERE.
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118. MOM, IT'S NOT FAIR.
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119. HILARY DOESN'T HAVE
TO DRESS LIKE YOU.
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120. GUESS AGAIN.
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121. OOH! I WANT TO
PLAY! I WANT TO PLAY!
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122. WONDERFUL PARTY, BABE.
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123. THANK YOU, PHILIP.
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124. LOOK AT POOR HENRY FIRTH.
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125. EVER SINCE HIS WIFE LEFT HIM,
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126. HE'S BEEN IN ONE MEANINGLESS,
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127. UNSATISFYING RELATIONSHIP
AFTER ANOTHER.
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128. OH!
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129. THAT IS SO SAD, ISN'T IT?
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130. ISN'T IT?
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131. MAKES ME WANT TO CRY.
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132. AHEM!
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133. MISS SONYA LAMOR.
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134. Now.
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135. THAT IS SO KIND OF YOU.
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136. PLEASE, NO PICTURES.
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137. HEY, MISS LAMOR, I'VE
BEEN YOUR BIGGEST FAN
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138. EVER SINCE I SEEN YOU
IN MUTINY ON THE HUSSY.
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139. YO, YOU LOOKED DOPE IN 3-D.
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140. IT WASN'T IN 3-D.
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141. WHOA. BACK UP.
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142. SONYA!
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143. HELLO, DARLING.
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144. LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO
MY DAUGHTERS HILARY, ASHLEY,
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145. MY SON CARLTON,
AND MY NEPHEW WILL.
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146. GORGEOUS.
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147. THERE'S SOMETHING THAT
I'M JUST DYING TO KNOW.
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148. YES, I DID IT,
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149. AND HE DESERVED TO BE SLAPPED.
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150. SONYA, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU
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151. TO MY HUSBAND PHILIP
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152. AND HIS LEGAL
PARTNER HENRY FIRTH.
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153. HELLO.
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154. YOU KNOW, I'M
LOOKING FOR A LAWYER.
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155. I JUST WROTE MY MEMOIRS.
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156. I CAN'T PUT IT DOWN,
IT'S SO EXCITING.
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157. PHIL'S ONE OF THE TOUGHEST
NEGOTIATORS IN OUR PROFESSION.
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158. WHEN JACOBY SUED MEYERS,
WHO DO YOU THINK HE CALLED?
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159. VERY IMPRESSIVE.
LET'S TALK SOMETIME.
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160. CERTAINLY.
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161. SONYA, THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE
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162. I'D LOVE FOR YOU TO MEET.
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163. THANK YOU.
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164. OH, IT'S SO KIND OF YOU.
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165. PLEASE, NO PICTURES.
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166. SONYA, WOULD YOU
LIKE SOMETHING TO EAT?
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167. I COULDN'T EAT A THING.
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168. OH, THAT WONDERFUL
CHOCOLATE CAKE.
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169. CAN I GET A LITTLE,
TINY PIECE, PLEASE?
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170. WELL, I SAID A LITTLE
PIECE, NOT A CRUMB.
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171. OH, IT'S WONDERFUL.
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172. AHH.
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173. IT'S MAGNIFICENT.
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174. MAY I STEAL THE RECIPE?
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175. I'D BE MORE THAN
HAPPY TO GIVE IT TO YOU.
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176. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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177. MISS LAMOR.
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178. YES, DARLING?
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179. YOU MIND TAKING A PICTURE?
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180. OF COURSE NOT.
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181. ALL RIGHT, HERE. I WANT
YOU TO GET MY GOOD SIDE.
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182. I HOPE SONYA GOES FOR
THIS CONTRACT PROPOSAL.
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183. MAYBE THIS CAKE WILL
SWEETEN THE DEAL.
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184. WILL AND I ARE GOING TO TOWER
RECORDS TO PICK UP A FEW CDs.
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185. I'M GOING TO TEACH CARLTON
HOW TO TAP HIS FOOT ON BEAT.
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186. GREAT. YOU CAN STOP AND
DROP THIS CAKE OFF AT SONYA'S.
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187. MADAM, I HAVE SOME
DISTRESSING NEWS.
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188. YOUR HEIRLOOM
SILVERWARE IS MISSING,
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189. AND SOMEONE'S
STOLEN MY NEW UNIFORM.
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190. WHAT?
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191. IT'S PROBABLY JUST MISPLACED.
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192. LET'S SPLIT UP AND LOOK FOR IT.
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193. OH, NO, NO, NO. DON'T
TROUBLE YOURSELF, SIR.
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194. I'LL JUST GO BACK TO
WEARING MY OLD UNIFORM.
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195. I WAS TALKING ABOUT
THE SILVERWARE.
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196. LET'S SPLIT UP AND
SEARCH THE HOUSE.
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198. WILL, DON'T EVEN TRY IT.
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199. THERE'S NO NEED TO CHECK
THE POOL, THE JACUZZI,
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200. THE TENNIS COURT, OR
THE BASKETBALL NET.
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201. WILL, CHECK THE
POOL, THE JACUZZI,
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202. THE TENNIS COURTS,
AND THE BASKETBALL NET.
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203. IT WASN'T IN THE
BASEMENT EITHER,
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204. BUT I DID FIND
GEOFFREY'S NEW UNIFORM
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205. CRAMMED BEHIND THE
HOT WATER HEATER.
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206. THE SCOUNDRELS
MUST HAVE DITCHED IT
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207. IN THEIR HASTE TO ESCAPE!
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208. THE SILVER'S OBVIOUSLY
NOT IN THE HOUSE.
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209. IT MUST HAVE BEEN STOLEN.
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210. I'D HATE TO THINK A
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211. WE NEED THAT LITTLE WHITE LADY
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212. FROM MURDER, SHE WROTE.
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213. WELL, BOYS, WE'LL KEEP LOOKING,
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214. BUT GO AHEAD AND DROP
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215. ALL RIGHT.
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216. OH, IF Y'ALL HAPPEN TO BE
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217. DIGGING AROUND UNDER MY BED,
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218. THOSE VIDEOTAPES ARE FOR MY
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219. COMING. COMING.
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220. OH, SO KIND OF YOU.
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221. NO PICTURES.
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222. HI, MISS LAMOR. MY MOM
BAKED YOU THIS CAKE.
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223. HOW SWEET OF HER.
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224. COME ON, GUYS. PLEASE COME IN.
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225. MMM!
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226. OH, THIS HOUSE IS NO JOKE.
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227. HEY... OH, ISN'T THIS
THE CANE THAT YOU USED
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228. IN AN OFFICER AND A HUSSY?
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229. YES. I PLAYED OPPOSITE OLIVIER.
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230. LAURENCE OLIVIER WAS IN
AN OFFICER AND A HUSSY?
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231. NO. IT WAS HIS BROTHER WENDELL.
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232. CHECK THIS OUT.
"LAMOR AND GABLE"?
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233. YOU GOT TOP BILLING
OVER CLARK GABLE?
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234. IT WAS SHLOMO GABLE,
HIS HALF-BROTHER.
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235. THEN I GUESS THIS
REAGAN ISN'T RONALD.
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236. NO, THAT IS REALLY RONALD.
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237. YOU SEE, WE COULDN'T
GET HIS BROTHER.
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238. I'M SO SORRY, BOYS.
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239. GO IN THERE, BUT DON'T
EAT UP THE WHOLE CAKE.
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240. ALL RIGHT.
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241. I'M A BIG STAR.
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242. GIVE ME A JOB, OR YOU'RE FIRED.
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243. YO, WHAT'S UP, MAN?
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244. I'M WILL. POLLY WANT A CRACKER?
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245. WILL IS A CRACKER.
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246. YEAH, MAN, YOUR
MOTHER POOPS ON PAPERS.
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247. WILL, USE A FORK.
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248. COME ON, MAN. I AIN'T
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249. THIS IS NOT A WIMPY FORK.
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250. THIS IS A HAND-ENGRAVED
SILVER DESSERT...
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251. JUMPING JEHOSHAPHAT!
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252. ALL RIGHT, MAN,
I'LL USE THE FORK.
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253. WILL, I'M TELLING YOU,
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254. THIS IS MOM'S. MISS
LAMOR MUST HAVE TAKEN IT.
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255. QUICK, DIAL 911!
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256. WHOA, WHOA. COME ON, MAN.
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257. YOU DON'T WANT
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258. REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED
TO HER IN HUSSY BEHIND BARS?
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259. THEN WE MUST CONFRONT HER.
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260. WAIT, WAIT.
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261. WHAT, ARE YOU TRIPPING?
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262. YOU'RE GONNA JEOPARDIZE
UNCLE PHIL'S CHANCES
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263. OF GETTING A BOOK CONTRACT.
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264. WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST WE DO?
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265. I SAY WE DO WHAT'S FAIR
AND JUST FOR BOTH PARTIES...
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266. WE STEAL IT BACK
AND RUN LIKE HELL.
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267. I AM SO SORRY, GUYS.
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268. OH. UH, CARLTON,
WEREN'T YOU JUST SAYING
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269. HOW MUCH YOU WOULD ENJOY
A TOUR OF MISS LAMOR'S HOUSE?
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270. NO...
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271. TIME LIKE THE PRESENT.
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272. COME ON, DARLING.
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273. TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF THAT!
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274. NOT TILL WE'RE MARRIED.
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275. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE
MY JEWELRY COLLECTION?
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276. DO YOU HAVE ANY TIARAS?
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277. OF COURSE I DO.
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278. CARLTON, IT'S TIME TO GO.
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279. I GUESS WE'LL COME
BACK ANOTHER TIME.
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280. I'M SO SORRY, GUYS,
YOU'RE LEAVING.
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281. WHEN YOU COME BACK,
BRING ME ANOTHER CAKE.
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282. WE PROMISE.
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283. IS THE SILVER IN YOUR POCKETS?
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284. NO. I'M JUST EXTREMELY
HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
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285. WE DID IT! GOD, I WAS FANTASTIC!
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286. THE ADRENALINE WAS FLOWING.
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287. THE NERVES OF STEEL
WERE CALM AND STEADY.
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288. PLEASE. WE LIFTED SOME
SILVERWARE FROM A NEIGHBOR.
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289. AND I HAD TO SLAP YOU TWICE
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290. TO KEEP YOU FROM
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291. I JUST THOUGHT WE'D LAY
LOW UNTIL THE HEAT WAS OFF.
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292. YO, AUNT VIV, GOOD NEWS!
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293. YOU SAID IT. I GOT
MY SILVERWARE BACK.
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294. HOW'D YOU KNOW?
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295. THE CATERERS BROUGHT IT BACK.
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296. OK, OK, ALL RIGHT.
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297. NOW, CARLTON,
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298. WHY DO I HAVE SERVICE
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299. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
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300. WHAT, MY FAULT?
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301. YOU THE ONE THAT SAID IT
WAS AUNT VIV'S SILVERWARE.
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302. SINCE WHEN DO YOU LISTEN TO ME?
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303. LET'S JUST STOP ARGUING.
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304. LET'S THINK OF A PLAN.
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305. WE'LL GET CAUGHT.
WE'LL GO TO JAIL.
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306. KID 'N' PLAY WILL
PORTRAY US IN A MOVIE.
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307. ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS
BREAK INTO SONYA LAMOR'S
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308. AND PUT THE SILVERWARE BACK.
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309. HOW DO WE DO THAT?
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310. WE'RE GONNA NEED
SOMEBODY TO HELP US,
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311. SOMEBODY THAT CAN'T
FIGURE OUT WHAT WE'RE DOING,
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312. SOME SIMPLE-MINDED SOUL.
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313. THANKS FOR THE TOUR,
BUT WE BETTER GET GOING.
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314. I JUST KNOW WE'RE
GONNA BE SURROUNDED
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315. BY A SWARM OF AUTOGRAPH
SEEKERS AT NEIMAN'S.
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316. I'M USED TO IT, DARLING.
I'M VERY FAMOUS.
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317. NO. I MEANT EVERYONE ALWAYS
MISTAKES ME FOR WHITNEY HOUSTON.
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318. CARLTON, COME ON.
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319. WILL, CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY?
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320. WILL! THERE'S A BIG
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322. WILL.
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323. CARLTON, WOULD YOU GET IN HERE?
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325. I BROUGHT THESE GLOVES
SO WE DON'T LEAVE PRINTS.
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326. YELLOW OR BLUE?
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327. YELLOW.
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328. COME ON, CURLY. LET'S
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329. OH, NO! SOMEONE'S COMING!
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330. GET OFF ME, CARLTON! GET OFF ME!
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331. WELL, I KNOW THEY'RE
IN HERE SOMEWHERE.
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332. I'M SURE, DARLING, YOU'RE
GOING TO FIND YOUR CAR KEYS.
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334. BLESS YOU. BLESS YOU.
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335. I'M GONNA CHECK
IN THE DINING ROOM.
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336. I'M SURE IT'S ON THE
DINING ROOM TABLE.
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337. WELL, THEY'RE NOT
IN THE DINING ROOM.
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338. I SHOWED YOU ALL MY PORTRAITS,
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339. WHICH MEANS EVERY ROOM IN
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341. OK.
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342. Get down. Get down.
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343. OH, HOW KIND OF YOU, DARLING.
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344. NO PICTURES.
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345. I'VE FINISHED WITH THE PROPOSAL.
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346. I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
LIKE TO SEE A COPY.
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347. THANK YOU, DARLING.
LET'S GIVE IT A PREVIEW.
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348. COME IN.
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349. CERTAINLY, IF YOU WISH.
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350. PLEASE COME INTO MY DINING ROOM.
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351. I HAVE SOME WONDERFUL
OLD SHERRY FROM SPAIN.
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352. ONE OF MY
EX-HUSBANDS BROUGHT IT.
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353. AH. ALLOW ME.
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354. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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355. I'D BE HAPPY TO
POUR, IF YOU WISH.
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356. OH, YES, PLEASE DO.
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357. OH, I'M SORRY.
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358. THAT'S OK. THAT'S OK.
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359. WE'LL JUST DO THIS. THAT'S IT.
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360. THERE.
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361. ABOUT THE FILM
VERSION OF MY BOOK...
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362. IF MERYL STREEP'S GONNA PLAY
IT, SHE MUST HAVE HER NOSE FIXED.
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363. ABSOLUTELY. PAGE THREE,
THE SCHNOZZ CLAUSE.
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364. DARLING, YOU'RE MAGNIFICENT.
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365. THAT'S WHAT MY WIFE ALWAYS SAYS.
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366. YOU REMEMBER MY WIFE VIVIAN,
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367. MOTHER OF MY CHILDREN?
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368. THAT LOVELY LADY IN THE PLAID?
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369. HOW COULD I FORGET HER?
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370. PHILIP, MAY I ASK YOU,
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371. ARE YOU HAPPILY MARRIED?
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372. OH, YES. VERY HAPPY.
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373. EXTREMELY HAPPILY.
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374. YOU KNOW, WHEN WE
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375. DEER EAT FROM OUR HAND.
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376. WHICH REMINDS ME, I
DON'T WORK WITH ANIMALS.
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377. SONYA, YOU'RE A VERY
ATTRACTIVE WOMAN,
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378. BUT I THINK WE SHOULD
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379. SO, IF YOU DON'T MIND,
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381. I AGREE, PHILIP,
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382. SO PLEASE COOL THE
FOOTSIE-WOOTSIES.
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383. SONYA, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,
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384. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S
PLAYING FOOTSIE-WOOTSIE.
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385. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
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386. PLEASE, DARLINGS.
YOU ARE TOO KIND.
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387. NO PICTURES.
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388. GET OUT HERE.
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389. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?
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390. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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391. I'M LOOKING FOR MY CAR KEYS.
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392. YOU KNOW WHAT? I
KNOW WHERE THEY ARE.
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393. I'LL GO GET 'EM AND
START THE CAR FOR YOU.
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394. I'LL CHECK THE OIL.
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395. NOBODY MOVE!
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396. LOOK, UNCLE PHIL,
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397. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING,
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398. AND THERE'S NO CAKE LEFT.
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399. WILL MADE ME DO IT. HE
HELD A FORK TO MY HEAD.
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400. ALL RIGHT, LOOK, IT'S
LIKE THIS, UNCLE PHIL.
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401. WE CAME IN HERE TO
PUT BACK THE SILVERWARE
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402. THAT WE LIFTED BECAUSE WE
THOUGHT SHE STOLE IT FROM AUNT VIV.
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403. THEN WE FOUND OUT
SHE AIN'T LIFT NOTHING.
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404. THAT'S RIGHT, DARLING.
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405. I'M THE LAST REAL
WOMAN IN THIS ZIP CODE.
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406. SONYA, REST ASSURED,
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407. THESE TWO YOUNG MEN WILL
BE STRONGLY DISCIPLINED.
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408. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY JUST
STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE.
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409. WE GOT A REPORT OF A BREAK-IN.
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410. CARLTON, PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN.
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411. I DIDN'T WANT TO
STEAL THE SILVER,
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412. AND I DIDN'T WANT TO
BREAK BACK IN TO RETURN IT.
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413. AND I DIDN'T WANT TO
HIDE UNDER THE FURNITURE
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414. LIKE A BAD OLD EPISODE
OF LAVERNE AND SHIRLEY.
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415. NOW I'M GONNA BE
SENT OFF TO ROT IN JAIL.
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416. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
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417. EYEWITNESSES.
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418. IT WASN'T ME.
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419. CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
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420. LOOK AT POOR HENRY FIRTH.
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421. EVER SINCE HIS WIFE LEFT HIM,
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422. HE'S BEEN IN ONE MEANINGLESS...
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423. UNSATISFYING RELATIONSHIP...
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424. OH, LORD HAVE MERCY. I'M SORRY.
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425. AFTER ANOTHER.
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426. THE SILVER'S OBVIOUSLY
NOT IN THE HOUSE.
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427. IT MUST BEEN STOLEN.
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428. MUST BEEN STOLEN.
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429. MUST HAVE BEEN STOLEN.
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430. IT MUST BEEN STOLEN!
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431. FEETS DON'T FAIL ME NOW!
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432. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE www.ncicap.org...
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433. UH, NOTHING. FIX IT IN POST.
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