1. YES. YES, I LOVE YOU, TOO, MOM.Copy !req
2. YES, MOMMY.Copy !req
3. OK.Copy !req
4. MOM!Copy !req
5. NO, I'M NOT GOING TO
GET MY NOSE PIERCED.Copy !req
6. YES, MOM, I'M VERY HAPPYCopy !req
7. WITH THE HOLES THAT GOD GAVE ME.Copy !req
8. MOM! AM I EATING
A BALANCED DIET?Copy !req
9. I'D SAY SO.Copy !req
10. MOM! NO, I'M NOT MAKING ANY
EXTRA WORK FOR GEOFFREY.Copy !req
11. HE HARDLY EVEN KNOWS I'M HERE.Copy !req
12. MOM, I TOLD YOU THIS MORNING,Copy !req
13. CARLTON AND I ARE
GETTING ALONG GREAT.Copy !req
14. MOM, I KEEP TELLIN' YOU...Copy !req
15. EVERYTHING IS MOP 'N GLO, MOM.Copy !req
16. THEY LOVE ME HERE.Copy !req
17. WILL!Copy !req
18. EXCUSE ME, MOM,Copy !req
19. ME AND UNCLE PHIL
ABOUT TO GO FOR A RUN.Copy !req
20. CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.Copy !req
21. ANOTHER MINUTE, MADAM,Copy !req
22. AND PERHAPS WE'LL
HAVE A DIAMOND.Copy !req
23. I DON'T KNOW WHY PHILIP INSISTEDCopy !req
24. ON PUTTING IN ALL
THESE NEW GADGETS.Copy !req
25. TO HEAT SOMETHING UP,Copy !req
26. I HAVE TO BE LIEUTENANT UHURACopy !req
27. OF THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE.Copy !req
28. MOM, I CAN'T USE THE PHONE.Copy !req
29. WE'RE ALL SUPPOSED TO SHARE IT,Copy !req
30. BUT WILL TALKS TO KATHLEEN
MORNING, NOON, AND NIGHT.Copy !req
31. NOW, I'VE BEEN PUTTING
UP WITH IT FOR WEEKS,Copy !req
32. AND EXCUSE MY STRONG LANGUAGE,Copy !req
33. BUT I AM NOT A HAPPY CAMPER.Copy !req
34. WILL'S IN LOVE, BABY.
I THINK IT'S SWEET.Copy !req
35. NOW, NOW, NOW, BABY.
NO, I WUV YOU MORE.Copy !req
36. YEAH.Copy !req
37. NOW, NOW, NOW. I WUV YOU MORE.Copy !req
38. ALL RIGHT. YOU WUV ME MORE.Copy !req
39. ISN'T THAT ROMANTIC?Copy !req
40. HE'S QUOTING ELMER FUDD.Copy !req
41. I'LL LOOK OUT FOR YOU.Copy !req
42. PICK UP THE OTHER LINE.Copy !req
43. HI, IT'S ME!Copy !req
44. NOW, NO, NO, NO.
I MISS YOU MORE.Copy !req
45. NO, I MISS YOU MORE.Copy !req
46. OK, YOU MISS ME MORE.Copy !req
47. OH, YOU GOT TO GO?Copy !req
48. I'M GOING TO MISS YOU.Copy !req
49. NO, NO. I'M GOING
TO MISS YOU MORE.Copy !req
50. I JUST TRICKED MY AUNT VIV.Copy !req
51. DAD GOT US ALL TICKETS TO
THE PEOPLES' CHOICE AWARDS.Copy !req
52. THANKS FOR BUTTING IN, HILARY.Copy !req
53. ANYWAY, THE BEST PART IS...Copy !req
54. WE GET TO SIT WITH ARNOLD
SCHWARZENEGGER AND MARIA SHRIVER.Copy !req
55. HILARY, YOU
PROMISED I COULD TELL.Copy !req
56. I KNOW. I LIED.Copy !req
57. OH-OHHH.Copy !req
58. OHHH.Copy !req
59. I AM SO EXCITED.Copy !req
60. EVERYONE FROM THE "A"
LIST IS GOING TO BE THERE,Copy !req
61. WHICH MEANS NONE OF MY
FRIENDS ARE GONNA BE THERE,Copy !req
62. WHICH MEANS THEY ARE ALL
GOING TO CORRODE WITH ENVYCopy !req
63. AND HATE MY GUTS.Copy !req
64. I LOVE IT.Copy !req
65. I'M GOING TO MEET
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER?Copy !req
66. THANK YOU, SIR. THANK YOU!Copy !req
67. HOLD ON, GEOFFREY.Copy !req
68. GEOFFREY...Copy !req
69. YOU'RE NOT HAVING DINNER
WITH THE TERMINATOR.Copy !req
70. I DIDN'T GET YOU A TICKET.Copy !req
71. OOH, THAT'S UGLY.Copy !req
72. PHILIP, HOW COULD
YOU BE SO INSENSITIVE?Copy !req
73. GEOFFREY IS A
PART OF THIS FAMILY.Copy !req
74. MAJOR FAUX PAS, DAD.Copy !req
75. POOR GEOFFREY.Copy !req
76. LIKE HIS LIFE ISN'T
SAD ENOUGH ALREADY.Copy !req
77. UH, LOOK, GEOFFREY.Copy !req
78. I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE
FOR MY OVERSIGHT, BUT...Copy !req
79. SINCE THIS MEANS SO MUCH TO YOU,Copy !req
80. AND YOU ARE A
PART OF THE FAMILY,Copy !req
81. I'M SURE SOMEONE
HERE WILL BE GLADCopy !req
82. TO GIVE UP THEIR TICKET FOR YOU.Copy !req
83. BYE. I HAVE TO CALL...Copy !req
84. I GOT TO GO RIGHT NOW. BYE.Copy !req
85. TAKE-OUT FOOD AGAIN?Copy !req
86. WELL...Copy !req
87. WE WERE HAVING LEG OF LAMB,Copy !req
88. BUT I ACCIDENTALLY PUT
THE OVEN ON SELF-CLEANING,Copy !req
89. AND NOW THE DOOR WON'T OPEN.Copy !req
90. TAKE-OUT AGAIN?Copy !req
91. NO, HILARY.Copy !req
92. I BOUGHT A NEW SET OF STYROFOAM.Copy !req
93. GOSH, MOM.Copy !req
94. WHO PUT THE RUSTY
NAILS IN YOUR GRANOLA?Copy !req
95. ALL THIS HIGH TECH HAS
GOT ME A LITTLE ON EDGE.Copy !req
96. I'M SO SORRY, SWEETIE.Copy !req
97. WHAT, TAKE-OUT FOOD AGAIN?Copy !req
98. WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE LEG OF LAMB?Copy !req
99. IT'S BEING CLEANED.
IS THAT A PROBLEM?Copy !req
100. GEOFFREY, WE'RE
READY TO SERVE DINNER!Copy !req
101. TAKE-OUT AGAIN?Copy !req
102. MY BABY IS OBSERVANT.
ISN'T SHE OBSERVANT?Copy !req
103. NOT THAT OBSERVANT.Copy !req
104. KATHLEEN, YOUR
BLOUSE IS UNBUTTONED.Copy !req
105. AH, LET ME...Copy !req
106. LET HER.Copy !req
107. BETTER IDEA.Copy !req
108. THAT FOOD SMELLS TERRIBLE.Copy !req
109. I FEEL LIKE I'M
SITTING IN COACH.Copy !req
110. OH, THANK YOU FOR INVITING MECopy !req
111. TO THE PEOPLES' CHOICE AWARDS.Copy !req
112. IT WAS NO BIG DEAL.Copy !req
113. IT WAS MORE THAN A
BIG DEAL, UNCLE PHIL.Copy !req
114. IT WAS A HUMONGOUS DEAL.Copy !req
115. I KNOW, AND WE GET TO
SIT WITH ALL THE STARS.Copy !req
116. PEOPLE WOULD KILL
TO GET THOSE TICKETS.Copy !req
117. PARDON ME WHILE
I GO GET A KNIFE.Copy !req
118. PHILIP?Copy !req
119. I'LL GET HIM A TICKET.Copy !req
120. AW, EVERYONE,
LOOK WHAT WILL DID.Copy !req
121. HE CUT MY STEAK IN
THE SHAPE OF A HEART.Copy !req
122. ISN'T HE ARTISTIC?Copy !req
123. UH, ACTUALLY, THAT WAS A PUPPY.Copy !req
124. WHATEVER IT IS, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
125. I'M GOING TO SAVE IT,Copy !req
126. AND EVERY TIME I LOOK AT IT,Copy !req
127. I'M GONNA THINK OF MY BABY.Copy !req
128. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
129. THIS IS THE DINNER TABLE,Copy !req
130. NOT THE BACK SEAT OF A CHEVY.Copy !req
131. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU
TWO IN THE OTHER ROOM NOW.Copy !req
132. IT'S TIME WE DISCUSSED
THIS RELATIONSHIP.Copy !req
133. VIVIAN, DISCUSS IT.Copy !req
134. UM, WELL...Copy !req
135. WHAT PHILIP IS TRYING TO SAY...Copy !req
136. DON'T COME ROUND
HERE WITH NO BABIES.Copy !req
137. IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT?Copy !req
138. LOOK, UNCLE PHIL, AUNT VIV,
I THINK YOU GUYS CAN RELAX.Copy !req
139. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRYCopy !req
140. ABOUT US COMING ROUND
HERE WITH NO BABIES.Copy !req
141. I MEAN, WE DON'T
EVEN KNOW NO BABIES.Copy !req
142. LOOK, KIDS, NOW WE KNOW
YOU CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER,Copy !req
143. BUT YOU HAVE ONLY
BEEN DATING A SHORT TIME.Copy !req
144. AND THE KIND OF THING YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT TAKES COMMITMENT.Copy !req
145. YOU KNOW, AUNT VIV,
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.Copy !req
146. COMMITMENT IS WHAT
THIS IS ALL ABOUT,Copy !req
147. AND AS A TOKEN OF MY COMMITMENT,Copy !req
148. I GOT KATHLEEN THIS RING.Copy !req
149. OOHH, WOW!Copy !req
150. OH, NO!Copy !req
151. OH, GOD!Copy !req
152. GEOFFREY, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?Copy !req
153. I'VE BEEN LOOKING
ALL OVER FOR YOU.Copy !req
154. MRS. BANKS SENT
ME ON SOME ERRANDS.Copy !req
155. THAT IS MY JOB.Copy !req
156. I AM BUT A LOWLY SERVANT.Copy !req
157. GEOFFREY...Copy !req
158. IT TOOK SOME DOING,Copy !req
159. BUT I MANAGED TO
GET YOU A TICKET.Copy !req
160. THANK YOU, SIR.Copy !req
161. I AM MOST GRATEFUL.Copy !req
162. NOW I WON'T HAVE
TO SLASH YOUR TIRES.Copy !req
163. I'M SITTING NEXT TO ARNOLD.Copy !req
164. NO, I'M SITTING NEXT TO ARNOLD.Copy !req
165. I DON'T WANT MY TIRES SLASHED.Copy !req
166. GEOFFREY'S SITTING
NEXT TO ARNOLD.Copy !req
167. THIS DRESS MAKES
ME WANT TO PUKE.Copy !req
168. YOU CAN'T EVEN
TELL I HAVE A FIGURE.Copy !req
169. YOU'RE 13 YEARS OLD. YOU'RE
NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE A FIGURE.Copy !req
170. YOU LOOK BETTER.Copy !req
171. NO, NO, NO, BABY.
YOU LOOK BETTER.Copy !req
172. NO, YOU LOOK BETTER.Copy !req
173. ALL RIGHT. I LOOK BETTER...Copy !req
174. EXCEPT FOR THAT ROCK.Copy !req
175. OOHH, MAN!Copy !req
176. IF YOU VALUE YOUR VISION,Copy !req
177. YOU WON'T LOOK
DIRECTLY INTO THE ROCK.Copy !req
178. I LOVE IT, WILL. THANK YOU.Copy !req
179. DAD!Copy !req
180. I'M READY.Copy !req
181. FINALLY. WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?Copy !req
182. I JUST SPENT AN HOUR
CHASING MY OUTFITCopy !req
183. ON THE NEW ROTATING DRESS RACK.Copy !req
184. WHY DIDN'T YOU SET THE
VARIABLE SPEED ADJUSTOR?Copy !req
185. PHILIP, THESE GADGETS ARE
MAKING MY LIFE MISERABLE.Copy !req
186. BABY, YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S
WANTED TO REDECORATE.Copy !req
187. WELL, YEAH, I WANTED TO KEEP
UP WITH THE JONESES, HONEY,Copy !req
188. NOT THE JETSONS.Copy !req
189. HEY, HEY, HEY, LOOK, BEFORE
Y'ALL SPLIT EACH OTHER'S WIGS,Copy !req
190. CAN WE HAVE OUR TICKETS, PLEASE?Copy !req
191. OH, SURE.Copy !req
192. YOU LOST THEM, DIDN'T YOU?Copy !req
193. NO, I DID NOT LOSE THEM,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.Copy !req
194. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE THEY ARE.Copy !req
195. THEY'RE IN MY
DESK, IN MY OFFICE...Copy !req
196. DOWNTOWN.Copy !req
197. NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
198. WE'LL JUST HOP ON MY
DRESS RACK AND SWING BY.Copy !req
199. GEOFFREY, MRS. BANKS AND I
ARE GOING TO SWING BY MY OFFICE.Copy !req
200. WILL'S GONNA RIDE WITH KATHLEEN,Copy !req
201. AND YOU CAN DRIVE THE KIDS,Copy !req
202. SO WE'LL MEET YOU AT THE AWARDS.Copy !req
203. VERY GOOD, SIR.Copy !req
204. BOY, THIS IS A RARE TREAT.Copy !req
205. I GET TO CRUISE
BEVERLY HILLS IN A VOLVO.Copy !req
206. OOH, HOLD IT, BABY. I WANT
TO GO GET MY LUCKY MITT.Copy !req
207. I WANT DARRYL
STRAWBERRY TO SIGN IT.Copy !req
208. WHAT'S YOUR LUCKY MITT?Copy !req
209. IT'S SORT OF LIKE
MY LUCKY DRAWERS,Copy !req
210. EXCEPT I WEAR IT ON MY HAND.Copy !req
211. MAN, THIS DOOR'S LIKE
STRAIGHT OUT OF BLACULA.Copy !req
212. LOOKS LIKE THE SEVENTIESCopy !req
213. CRAWLED UP IN HERE AND DIED.Copy !req
214. J.J. WALKER'S LIPS ARE PROBABLY
ROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.Copy !req
215. THIS IS ALL MY STUFF I
BROUGHT FROM PHILLY.Copy !req
216. WHEN I GET HOMESICK,
I COME DOWN HERE.Copy !req
217. IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER.Copy !req
218. WHERE'S MY MITT AT?Copy !req
219. AH, HERE IT IS.Copy !req
220. AHH.Copy !req
221. MY MOM GAVE ME THIS.Copy !req
222. SHE TAUGHT ME HOW TO PLAY.Copy !req
223. THAT'S WHY I TOOK UP BASKETBALL.Copy !req
224. OHH...Copy !req
225. OHH...Copy !req
226. YO, TEDDY!Copy !req
227. JAM.Copy !req
228. MAN, I USED TO
LOVE THIS OLD THING.Copy !req
229. HE'S SO CUTE.Copy !req
230. BUT I'M CUTER.Copy !req
231. BEAT IT, TED.Copy !req
232. SEE? I TOLD YOU I KNEW
WHERE THEY WERE.Copy !req
233. FINE, PHILIP. LET'S GO.Copy !req
234. OK. VIVIAN, DID YOU SEE...Copy !req
235. OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
236. PHILIP!Copy !req
237. GEOFFREY, TAKE IT
EASY ON THE CURVES.Copy !req
238. IT'S NOT ME, MASTER
CARLTON. IT'S THE ROAD.Copy !req
239. I THINK IT'S AN...Copy !req
240. EARTHQUAKE!Copy !req
241. WILL...Copy !req
242. IT'S OVER, WILL.
WE'RE ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
243. MM-MMM.Copy !req
244. THE GROUND MOVED, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
245. THE GROUND... THE
GROUND MOVED, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
246. THE GROUND MOVED.Copy !req
247. BABY, IT WAS JUST A
LITTLE EARTHQUAKE.Copy !req
248. BABY, NO. LISTEN. LISTEN, NO.Copy !req
249. THE GROUND MOVED, OK?Copy !req
250. THE GROUND. THE GROUND MOVED.Copy !req
251. NOBODY WAS BOMBING
IT. IT JUST MOVED.Copy !req
252. BUT IT'S OVER NOW,
AND WE'RE FINE.Copy !req
253. I AM NOT FINE, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
254. I'M A GROWN MAN, AND I'M
SITTING UNDER THE TABLECopy !req
255. HUGGING A TEDDY BEAR.Copy !req
256. I AM NOT FINE.Copy !req
257. OH, POOR BABY.Copy !req
258. I'M REALLY, REALLY NOT FINE.Copy !req
259. I'M REALLY, REALLY,
REALLY NOT FINE.Copy !req
260. COME ON.Copy !req
261. LET'S GET UP AND FIND
OUT WHAT'S GOING ON.Copy !req
262. HOLD IT, BABY.Copy !req
263. I'M REALLY, REALLY
NOT FINE, THOUGH.Copy !req
264. UH... WILL, I THINK
THE DOOR'S STUCK.Copy !req
265. OH, NO, GIRL. YOU MUST BE CRAZY.Copy !req
266. I WON'T LET THIS DOOR BE STUCK.Copy !req
267. OK. I CAN'T BREATHE.Copy !req
268. WILL, WILL...Copy !req
269. CALM DOWN.Copy !req
270. LOOK, SOMEONE'S GOT
TO COME HOME SOMETIME.Copy !req
271. BABY, WE'LL ONLY BE DOWN
HERE A COUPLE OF HOURS.Copy !req
272. OK, BUT WHAT IF YOU'RE WRONG?Copy !req
273. WHAT IF THEY DON'T COME
HOME FOR, LIKE, 10 YEARS?Copy !req
274. WE'LL JUST BE LIKE TWO
REAL, REAL FLY SKELETONS.Copy !req
275. OH, MAN...Copy !req
276. I MAY NEVER SEE MY MOM AGAIN.Copy !req
277. I MAY NEVER SEE ZIMBABWE.Copy !req
278. NEVER DUNK ON MICHAEL JORDAN.Copy !req
279. I MAY NEVER SEE RUDI GET
MARRIED ON THE COSBYS.Copy !req
280. DADDY, GET US OFF THIS FREEWAY.Copy !req
281. Philip, on phone:
DON'T PANIC, HILARY.Copy !req
282. YEAH, I DON'T WANT
TO HAVE TO SLAP YOU.Copy !req
283. TRY IT AND YOU'LL
BE SINGING SOPRANO.Copy !req
284. CALM DOWN.Copy !req
285. I'M SURE TRAFFIC WILL
BE MOVING ANY MINUTE.Copy !req
286. IT WAS JUST A SMALL TREMOR.Copy !req
287. ANY WORD ON
WILL AND KATHLEEN?Copy !req
288. THEY'RE PROBABLY
STUCK IN TRAFFIC AS WELL.Copy !req
289. THIS FREEWAY'S
BACKED UP FOR MILES.Copy !req
290. OK, OK, KIDS?Copy !req
291. WE'RE GONNA STAY AT MY OFFICE
UNTIL THE POWER COMES BACK ON.Copy !req
292. YOU BEHAVE YOURSELVES.Copy !req
293. AND, GEOFFREY...Copy !req
294. SIR?Copy !req
295. HANG IN THERE.Copy !req
296. THERE WE GO, BABE.Copy !req
297. A SPOT FOR ME...Copy !req
298. AND A SPOT FOR YOU.Copy !req
299. AHEM.Copy !req
300. OH, WHOA. KATHLEEN, HOLD UP.Copy !req
301. THAT'S MY SPOT.Copy !req
302. YOUR SPOT'S OVER HERE.Copy !req
303. BUT YOUR SPOT IS
MORE COMFORTABLE.Copy !req
304. I KNOW. THAT'S WHY IT'S MY SPOT.Copy !req
305. PLEASE.Copy !req
306. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
307. HOW CAN I RESIST
THOSE BIG, GREEN EYES?Copy !req
308. WAIT, BABY, WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR BIG, GREEN EYES?Copy !req
309. I PUT THEM IN MY
LITTLE, BLACK PURSE.Copy !req
310. OH, YOU WEAR CONTACTS?Copy !req
311. IS THAT OK?Copy !req
312. YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
313. YEAH... I MEAN,Copy !req
314. I LOVE YOU FOR
WHAT'S ON THE INSIDE.Copy !req
315. HMM, I LOVE YOU 'CAUSE
YOU'RE SO WONDERFUL.Copy !req
316. AAH!Copy !req
317. WILL, BE CAREFUL!Copy !req
318. THAT'S REAL HAIR!Copy !req
319. THEN WHY AIN'T IT
GROWING OUT YOUR SCALP?Copy !req
320. I JUST WANTED TO LOOK EXTRA
SPECIAL FOR YOU TONIGHT.Copy !req
321. WELL, YOU DO, BABY.Copy !req
322. YOU ALWAYS DO.Copy !req
323. I MEAN, LOOK...Copy !req
324. NOT THAT IT MATTERS...Copy !req
325. WELL, IT DOES, BUT...Copy !req
326. HEY, LOOK, I'M... I'M
SORRY I THREW YOUR HAIR.Copy !req
327. I FORGIVE YOU.Copy !req
328. NOW, WHERE WERE WE?Copy !req
329. BEAT IT, BABY!Copy !req
330. WILL!Copy !req
331. IT'S JUST AN AFTERSHOCK.Copy !req
332. AN AFTERSHOCK?Copy !req
333. BABY, LOOK, I'M FROM PHILLY.Copy !req
334. AFTERSHOCK IS NOT
IN MY VOCABULARY.Copy !req
335. WIND, RAIN, CHEESE STEAK...Copy !req
336. THESE ARE THINGS I KNOW.Copy !req
337. IT'S NOTHING. NOW WOULD
YOU COME BACK OVER HERE?Copy !req
338. MM-MMM.Copy !req
339. WHY NOT?Copy !req
340. 'CAUSE EVERY TIME
I COME NEAR YOU,Copy !req
341. THE GROUND STARTS MOVING.Copy !req
342. I'M JUST TRYING TO
GET BACK TO PHILLYCopy !req
343. WHERE THE GROUND STAYS
STILL AND THE PEOPLE MOVE.Copy !req
344. WILMA!Copy !req
345. SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SING?Copy !req
346. HOW ABOUT GO AWAY, LITTLE GIRL?Copy !req
347. WHY DON'T WE
LISTEN TO THE RADIO?Copy !req
348. WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, GEOFFREY,Copy !req
349. I'LL PICK THE STATION.Copy !req
350. LET ME DO IT.Copy !req
351. I'M NOT LISTENING TO THAT.Copy !req
352. WELL, I'M NOT LISTENING TO THAT.Copy !req
353. CUT IT OUT, YOU GUYS.Copy !req
354. YOU CUT IT OUT!Copy !req
355. DON'T YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!Copy !req
356. GEOFFREY, WHAT'D
YOU DO THAT FOR?Copy !req
357. IT WAS EITHER THE
KNOB OR ONE OF YOU.Copy !req
358. LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN
THE OLD MAN'S OFFICE.Copy !req
359. PHILIP, YOU OUGHT TO
BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF,Copy !req
360. GOING THROUGH YOUR
PARTNER'S THINGS.Copy !req
361. WHAT BRAND IS IT?Copy !req
362. AHH...Copy !req
363. YOU KNOW...Copy !req
364. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE
HAVE BEEN ALONE TOGETHERCopy !req
365. IN WEEKS.Copy !req
366. TRY MONTHS.Copy !req
367. AND...Copy !req
368. YOU LOOK RAVISHING
BY CANDLELIGHT.Copy !req
369. I KNOW.Copy !req
370. YEAH.Copy !req
371. OOH.Copy !req
372. AND YOU SMELL AS
APPETIZING AS YOU LOOK.Copy !req
373. PHILIP, ARE YOU TRYING
TO PUT THE MOVES ON ME?Copy !req
374. YES, IS IT WORKING?Copy !req
375. YES.Copy !req
376. OOH.Copy !req
377. WANT A BELLY RUB?Copy !req
378. YOU'RE SO BAD!Copy !req
379. YOU KNOW...Copy !req
380. THIS EARTHQUAKE COULD
HAVE BEEN THE BIG ONE.Copy !req
381. WE SHOULDN'T ARGUE ABOUT
THINGS THAT JUST DON'T MATTER.Copy !req
382. AND I'M SORRY I GAVE YOU SUCH
A HARD TIME ABOUT THE GADGETS.Copy !req
383. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
384. I GET CARRIED AWAY WITH
THOSE THINGS SOMETIMES, BABY.Copy !req
385. I'LL CUT BACK.Copy !req
386. WHAT IS THAT?Copy !req
387. IT'S MY AUTOMATIC PULSE MONITOR.Copy !req
388. IT LIKES YOU.Copy !req
389. WELL, HONEY, I HOPE
IT HAS A WARRANTY.Copy !req
390. I'M HUNGRY.Copy !req
391. DON'T YOU HAVE ANY
MORE BREATH MINTS?Copy !req
392. NO, YOU ATE THEM ALL
WITHOUT OFFERING ME ONE.Copy !req
393. YOU CAN'T HAVE MY
TOOTHPICK EITHER.Copy !req
394. DID I ASK YOU?Copy !req
395. LOOK, BABY, WHY DON'T YOU
JUST LOOK IN THE FREEZERCopy !req
396. AND SEE IF THERE'S
SOMETHING IN THERE?Copy !req
397. WOULD YOU LOOK?Copy !req
398. WHY DON'T YOU LOOK?Copy !req
399. I THOUGHT YOU LIKED
DOING THINGS FOR ME.Copy !req
400. YES, I DID TILL YOU ATE
ALL MY BREATH MINTS.Copy !req
401. FORGET IT.Copy !req
402. I DON'T NEED YOU TO
DO ANYTHING FOR ME.Copy !req
403. COULD YOU OPEN THIS?Copy !req
404. THOUGHT YOU AIN'T NEEDIN'
ME TO DO NOTHING FOR YOU.Copy !req
405. JUST OPEN IT.Copy !req
406. WHAT'S THE MAGIC WORD?Copy !req
407. NOW!Copy !req
408. GUESS AGAIN.Copy !req
409. HERE, LOOK, I CAN'T
OPEN THIS THING.Copy !req
410. I THOUGHT YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO BE THE BIG MAN?Copy !req
411. LOOK, YOU THE ONE THAT'S HUNGRY.Copy !req
412. USE YOUR FINGERNAILS.Copy !req
413. LOOK... LOOK.Copy !req
414. HERE... HERE...
HERE, HERE... HERE.Copy !req
415. KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.Copy !req
416. AAH!Copy !req
417. OK, LOOK, KATHLEEN.Copy !req
418. IN THE LAST THREE HOURS,Copy !req
419. YOU TOOK OUT YOUR EYEBALLS,Copy !req
420. YOUR FINGERNAILS, YOUR
EYELIDS, AND YOUR HAIR.Copy !req
421. NOW, WHAT ELSE ON YOUR
BODY CAN I GET AT THE MALL?Copy !req
422. YOU ARE SO RUDE!Copy !req
423. ME? I'VE BEEN BENDING
OVER BACKWARDSCopy !req
424. TRYING TO MAKE YOU HAPPY.Copy !req
425. YOU'RE THE ONE STARTED TRIPPING.Copy !req
426. ATE ALL MY BREATH MINTS.Copy !req
427. YOU MENTION THOSE
BREATH MINTS ONE MORE TIME,Copy !req
428. I'M GONNA SCREAM.Copy !req
429. BREATH MINTS.Copy !req
430. BREATH MINTS.Copy !req
431. BREATH MINTS.Copy !req
432. BREATH MINTS.Copy !req
433. BREATH MINTS!Copy !req
434. WELL...Copy !req
435. EVERYTHING LOOKS OK HERE TO ME.Copy !req
436. OHH...Copy !req
437. IT'S TOO BAD THOSE
LIGHTS CAME BACK ONCopy !req
438. DOWN AT THE OFFICE.Copy !req
439. BABY, WE CAN TURN THEM OFF HERE.Copy !req
440. OOH.Copy !req
441. AAH!Copy !req
442. WHAT WAS THAT?Copy !req
443. SOUNDED LIKE A SCREAM.Copy !req
444. AND YOUR MOM
SUCKS BREATH MINTS, TOO!Copy !req
445. AND I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT
YOUR EARS WERE CUTE.Copy !req
446. I JUST THOUGHT THEY WERE BIG!Copy !req
447. YEAH, WELL, A LOT OF WOMENCopy !req
448. SEEM TO FIND THEM
EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE.Copy !req
449. OH, YEAH, LIKE WHO,
DUMBO'S MOTHER?Copy !req
450. UH, WELL, I'M SORRY,Copy !req
451. BUT I COULDN'T FIND
ANY LEE PRESS-ON EARS.Copy !req
452. YOU KNOW, WILL, I AM SO GLADCopy !req
453. WE GOT STUCK DOWN HERE TOGETHER.Copy !req
454. GAVE ME A CHANCE TO
SEE WHO YOU REALLY ARE.Copy !req
455. YOU KNOW, IT GAVE ME A CHANCE
TO SEE WHO YOU REALLY ARE, TOO,Copy !req
456. AND MOST OF YOU IS IN A PILE
OVER THERE ON THE FLOOR.Copy !req
457. YEAH, RIGHT NEXT TO
YOUR STUPID TEDDY BEAR!Copy !req
458. HEY, DON'T BE DISSIN' MY BEAR.Copy !req
459. WELL, DON'T BE DISSIN' MY HAIR.Copy !req
460. YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
461. LET'S KILL ALL THIS
NOISE, SWEETHEART.Copy !req
462. MAYBE WE DON'T KNOW EACH
OTHER AS WELL AS WE THOUGHT.Copy !req
463. LISTEN TO ME. I'M STARTING
TO SOUND LIKE MY UNCLE PHIL.Copy !req
464. NEXT THING I KNOW,Copy !req
465. I'M GONNA WAKE UP
BALD AND HUNGRY.Copy !req
466. WE HAVE BEEN
MOVING A LITTLE FAST.Copy !req
467. I GUESS I SHOULD GIVE THIS BACK.Copy !req
468. COME ON, BABY. NO,
THAT'S COOL. KEEP IT.Copy !req
469. IT PROBABLY COST
YOU A LOT OF MONEY.Copy !req
470. NAH, IT DIDN'T.Copy !req
471. WILL!Copy !req
472. KATHLEEN!Copy !req
473. ARE YOU DOWN THERE?Copy !req
474. AUNT VIV, THE DOOR'S STUCK!Copy !req
475. OH, YOU POOR BABIES!Copy !req
476. YOU'VE BEEN TRAPPED
DOWN HERE ALL THIS TIME!Copy !req
477. WILL, WHERE IS KATHLEEN?Copy !req
478. IT'S ME, MRS. BANKS.Copy !req
479. I... I PROBABLY SHOULD
GO CALL MY PARENTS.Copy !req
480. BYE, WILL.Copy !req
481. BYE, BABE.Copy !req
482. THANK GOD NOTHING
HAPPENED TO YOU.Copy !req
483. NOTHING DID HAPPEN, RIGHT?Copy !req
484. WELL, TO BE HONEST,
SOMETHING DID HAPPEN.Copy !req
485. ME AND KATHLEEN DECIDEDCopy !req
486. WE'RE JUST GONNA
CHILL OUT FOR A LITTLE BIT.Copy !req
487. Y'ALL WERE RIGHT.Copy !req
488. I'M GOING TO CALL MY MOM.Copy !req
489. SHE'S PROBABLY WORRIED ABOUT ME.Copy !req
490. PHILIP, DID YOU HEAR THAT?Copy !req
491. HE SAID WE WERE RIGHT.Copy !req
492. YEAH.Copy !req
493. ALL IT TOOK WAS AN EARTHQUAKE.Copy !req
494. YOU THINK SOMETHING
HIT HIM ON THE HEAD?Copy !req
495. CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.Copy !req
496. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE www.ncicap.org...Copy !req