The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 1x6

Directed by Jeff Melman

Helen Page Camp as Margaret Furth • Dan Desmond as Sergeant • Hank Azaria as Policeman • John Petlock as Henry Furth • Raymond McLeod as Bob

Jailed, Will and Carlton stage a media stunt.

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1. THANK YOU, GEOFFREY.

2. MOM! IT'S ONLY A WEEKEND.

3. BESIDES, AT YOUR AGE,

4. YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO BABYSIT YOUR LITTLE SISTER.

5. NU-UH.

6. WHY CAN'T GEOFFREY BABYSIT HER?

7. BECAUSE WE'RE GIVING HIM THE WEEKEND OFF.

8. YOU MEAN I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GET MY OWN BREAKFAST, TOO?

9. AM I BEING PUNISHED FOR SOMETHING?

10. I WAS JUST ASKING MYSELF THAT SAME QUESTION.

11. BUT, DAD, I'M ONLY 9.

12. CAN'T HILARY TAKE CARE OF HERSELF?

13. OH, HI, HILARY.

14. NOW, ASHLEY, YOU BE A GOOD GIRL

15. WHILE WE'RE IN PALM SPRINGS.

16. WELL, I'M IN A BAD MOOD,

17. AND SOMEBODY IS GOING TO SUFFER.

18. PLEASE TAKE ME WITH YOU.

19. IF I COULD, SWEETIE, I'D PUT YOU IN MY POCKET,

20. BUT THIS RETREAT IS JUST FOR MEMBERS OF THE LAW FIRM

21. AND THEIR WIVES OR SPOUSES.

22. NO KIDS ALLOWED.

23. MAN, THIS IS GOING TO BE HYPE.

24. YO, PALM SPRINGS...

25. THE HOME OF THE DENTAL FLOSS BIKINI.

26. WILL, BEFORE YOU GET YOUR MOJO WORKING,

27. I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW.

28. YOU'RE NOT GOING.

29. YO, YOU BETTER TELL THAT TO MY MOJO

30. 'CAUSE HIS BAGS IS PACKED.

31. THAT'S GONNA BE HENRY AND MARGARET.

32. UH, GEOFFREY, WOULD YOU GET THAT, PLEASE?

33. RIGHT AWAY, SIR.

34. I SHALL TEND TO MY HERNIA A BIT LATER.

35. HEY, UNCLE PHIL, MAN, I DON'T THINK YOU

36. WANT TO LEAVE ME HERE ALL WEEKEND, YOU KNOW,

37. WITH NO ADULT SUPERVISION.

38. DID YOU SEE THAT MOVIE HOUSE PARTY?

39. NO. DID YOU SEE THE TERMINATOR?

40. MR. AND MRS. FURTH.

41. WELL, KIDS, THE LIMO'S WAITING.

42. WE'LL DRIVE RIGHT TO THE HELICOPTER.

43. HELICOPTER?

44. I JUST GOT MY LICENSE.

45. MY MAN HENRY. WOULDN'T IT BE NICE

46. IF YOU COULD HAVE YOUR CAR WITH YOU IN PALM SPRINGS?

47. WHAT IF YOU COULD FIND A NICE, RESPONSIBLE YOUNG MAN

48. TO DRIVE IT THERE FOR YOU?

49. WILL, THAT'S A SUPER IDEA.

50. CARLTON, YOU'RE A NICE, RESPONSIBLE YOUNG MAN.

51. AND YOU'RE AN EMINENT RESPECTED ATTORNEY,

52. AND YOUR WIFE IS A DAZZLING BEAUTY.

53. YO, G, DID YOU LEAVE A VACUUM CLEANER ON?

54. I JUST HEARD A LOUD SUCKING NOISE.

55. CARLTON, YOU OLD SPORT,

56. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO DRIVE MY MERCEDES

57. TO PALM SPRINGS THIS WEEKEND?

58. YOU COULD HANG AROUND THE RETREAT, PLAY SOME GOLF.

59. AND YOU KNOW THE CHICKS IN PALM SPRINGS

60. WEAR THE SKIMPIEST OF BIKINIS.

61. WELL, I SURE COULD USE A GOOD GAME OF GOLF.

62. GOOD SHOW. SEE YOU THERE.

63. OK, EVERYBODY.

64. LAST ONE IN THE CHOPPER IS A ROTTEN EGG.

65. SEE YOU, KIDDO.

66. SEE YOU.

67. OK. TAKE CARE.

68. HAVE A GOOD TRIP.

69. WHY SO GLUM, CHUM?

70. IT WAS MY IDEA

71. FOR ME TO DRIVE HIS CAR TO PALM SPRINGS.

72. HOW COME HE ASKED YOU TO DO IT?

73. THIS IS A BLACK THING, ISN'T IT?

74. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

75. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H...

76. PLANS FOR PALM SPRINGS...

77. 1... WORK ON GOLF SWING.

78. 2... REVIEW S.A.T. PRACTICE BOOK.

79. 3... ASK MR. FURTH ABOUT A SUMMER INTERNSHIP.

80. 4... GET THE STICK OUT OF YOUR BUTT.

81. WAY TO GO, WILL.

82. YOU ALMOST MADE US CRASH.

83. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING HERE ANYWAY?

84. OH, COME ON, JUST RELAX. PRETEND I'M NOT EVEN HERE.

85. GLADLY.

86. WHAT YOU EATING?

87. OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

88. COULD I HAVE SOME?

89. ALL RIGHT, WILL, I'LL SHARE MY SNACK WITH YOU

90. ON ONE CONDITION...

91. WHEN WE GET TO PALM SPRINGS,

92. YOU WILL BEHAVE LIKE A PROPER GENTLEMAN

93. AND TRY TO MAINTAIN SOME SENSE OF DECORUM AND ETIQUETTE.

94. UNDERSTOOD?

95. OK.

96. GOOD.

97. WHAT DO YOU SAY TO AN OREO?

98. I SAY, "WHAT'S UP, CARLTON?"

99. I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE LOST. WHAT'S THE NAME OF THIS STREET?

100. "ARGUELLO DRIVE."

101. MAYBE THAT WILL GET US BACK TO THE FREEWAY.

102. HERE. LET ME CHECK.

103. NO, MAN. NO FREEWAYS.

104. HEY, C-CARLTON, LOOK OUT! LOW BRIDGE!

105. AAH!

106. LOOK, THANKS A LOT, MAN.

107. NOW WE GOT TO GO BACK AND GET MY HEAD.

108. AND I REALLY LIKED THAT HEAD.

109. CAN THE YUCKFEST, WILL.

110. WE'RE LOST, AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.

111. YOU THE ONE AIN'T BRING NO MAPS.

112. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.

113. YOU'RE THE ONE THAT GAVE ME THAT SHASTA.

114. IS THAT THE POLICE?

115. PUNCH IT, MAN. WE'RE IN A BENZ.

116. ARE YOU CRAZY?

117. I CALL THIS A LUCKY BREAK.

118. A POLICEMAN IS OUR PAL. WE CAN ASK HIM FOR DIRECTIONS.

119. LISTEN TO ME, CARLTON, WHEN HE COMES UP,

120. KEEP YOUR HANDS ON THE WHEEL.

121. GOOD EVENING, OFFICER. CARLTON BANKS.

122. KEEP YOUR HANDS ON THE WHEEL.

123. WHERE YOU HEADING?

124. WE'RE GOING TO PALM SPRINGS. AND YOURSELF?

125. WHERE ARE YOU HEADED THIS FINE EVENING?

126. GOOD JOB, CARLTON. NOW HE'S GONNA WANT TO SEE YOUR LICENSE.

127. RIGHT.

128. CAN I SEE YOUR LICENSE?

129. MY LICENSE?

130. NOW, I HAVE TO WARN YOU

131. THIS PICTURE WAS TAKEN WITHOUT MY CONTACTS.

132. AND THE HEIGHT IS A TYPO.

133. I'M ACTUALLY A LOT TALLER.

134. FOOL, THIS IS NOT THE LOVE CONNECTION.

135. VEHICLE REGISTRATION, PLEASE.

136. JUST A SEC.

137. BUT THE THING IS, OFFICER,

138. THIS ISN'T MY CAR.

139. GET OUT OF THE CAR, CARLTON. WHAT?

140. HE'S GOING TO TELL US TO GET OUT OF THE CAR.

141. YOU WATCH TOO MUCH TV, WILL.

142. GET OUT OF THE CAR.

143. OFFICER, HONESTLY, I DON'T SEE THE NEED TO...

144. HEY, HEY! OUT OF THE CAR NOW.

145. HEY, CARLTON, THANKS TO YOU

146. WE'RE ALREADY AN HOUR LATE TO BIKINI LAND.

147. SO WHEN THEY INTERROGATE US, WHICH THEY LIKE TO DO,

148. KEEP ALL YOUR ANSWERS SHORT AND SWEET.

149. WILL, I KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THIS.

150. I'M PRE-LAW.

151. OK, FELLAS, LET'S START AT THE BEGINNING.

152. WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

153. L.A.

154. WELL, NOT EXACTLY.

155. NEXT QUESTION, PLEASE.

156. NOW LET'S HEAR WHAT YOUR FRIEND HAS TO SAY.

157. ACTUALLY, WE COME FROM BEL-AIR.

158. IN FACT WE LIVE TWO HOUSES AWAY FROM THE REAGANS.

159. WE HAVE THE SAME POOL MAN.

160. AND WHERE WERE YOU HEADED TO?

161. THE DESERT. NEXT QUESTION, PLEASE.

162. NOT JUST THE DESERT, PALM SPRINGS.

163. WE'RE GOING TO A LEGAL RETREAT.

164. IT'S AT HENRY FURTH'S VILLA. HE'S MY FATHER'S PARTNER,

165. AND THE OWNER OF THE CAR WE WERE DRIVING.

166. OH, HE IS, IS HE? THEN WHY DIDN'T HE DRIVE IT HIMSELF TO PALM SPRINGS?

167. BECAUSE HIS WIFE FLEW EVERYBODY IN HER HELICOPTER.

168. OK, FELLAS, WE'VE HAD A LOT OF CAR THEFTS

169. IN THE AREA LATELY.

170. WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT?

171. OK, I THINK IT'S TERRIBLE.

172. YOU MAKING FUN OF ME, KID?

173. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO TALK ABOUT IT.

174. QUITE FRANKLY I THINK IT'S A MATTER

175. FOR THE POLICE TO HANDLE.

176. CARLTON, THEY'RE HANDLING IT NOW.

177. WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

178. THEY THINK WE STOLE THE BENZ.

179. OFFICERS, LET ME CALL HENRY FURTH. HE'S THE OWNER OF THE CAR.

180. AND HE'LL STRAIGHTEN EVERYTHING OUT.

181. SURE. SURE. AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT,

182. YOU MIGHT WANT TO GIVE RON AND NANCY

183. A RING-A-DING-DING.

184. COME ON. IT'S UP! IT'S UP! IT'S UP!

185. OH!

186. YOU BUM. YOU MISERABLE BUM.

187. WHAT A GREAT GAME.

188. WOULD YOU GET THAT, HONEY?

189. HELLO?

190. MAY I SPEAK TO PHILIP BANKS?

191. THANKS? FOR WHAT?

192. NO. I SAID PHILIP BANKS. CAN I SPEAK TO HIM?

193. OH, I DON'T SEE HIM. HE MUST HAVE STEPPED OUT.

194. CAN YOU CALL BACK LATER?

195. NO. IS MR. FURTH THERE?

196. YES. THIS IS MRS. FURTH.

197. OH, MRS. FURTH. THIS IS CARLTON, CARLTON BANKS.

198. OH, CARLTON, HOW ARE YOU, DEAR?

199. MRS. FURTH, YOU'VE GOT TO GET A MESSAGE TO MY FATHER.

200. IT'S VERY IMPORTANT. I'M IN JAIL.

201. YALE? MARVELOUS.

202. OH, I'VE GOT TO GO NOW. SEE YOU SOON, DEAR.

203. OH, PHILIP, VIVIAN. CARLTON JUST CALLED.

204. IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

205. OH, I SHOULD SAY SO.

206. HE GOT INTO YALE.

207. YALE? THAT'S MY ALMA MATER.

208. CARLTON'S ONLY A SOPHOMORE.

209. HE'S NOT APPLYING TO COLLEGE YET.

210. YOU KNOW MARGARET.

211. I'M SURE SHE GOT IT WRONG.

212. IT PROBABLY WASN'T YALE. PROBABLY WASN'T CARLTON.

213. IT PROBABLY WASN'T EVEN A PHONE.

214. I'M NOT GETTING BACK IN THAT HELICOPTER WITH HER.

215. YO, C. IT'S ALL RIGHT, MAN. CHILL. I GET A PHONE CALL, TOO.

216. C, IT'S ALL RIGHT. CHILL.

217. GET IT.

218. HILARY, YOU'RE SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO THE PHONE.

219. I DON'T CARE. I'M YOUR BABYSITTER.

220. I COMMAND YOU.

221. PHONE.

222. LET ME KNOW IF IT'S FOR ME.

223. BUT, MISS HILARY, I'M OFF DUTY.

224. YOU'RE SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO THE PHONE.

225. YEAH, BUT YOU'RE FACING THE PHONE.

226. LAZY HOUSE.

227. HEY, G, WHAT UP, YO?

228. THIS IS WILL, MAN. I NEED A BIG FAVOR.

229. I'M TIRED OF DOING FAVORS FOR YOU SPOILED CHILDREN.

230. I'M OFF DUTY.

231. I AM NOT AN ANIMAL.

232. HEY, YO, MAN.

233. I NEED ANOTHER PHONE CALL.

234. MY BUTLER HUNG UP ON ME.

235. OK, FELLAS, YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THOSE OTHER CAR THEFTS?

236. LOOK, I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO.

237. I HAVE A 3.95 GRADE POINT AVERAGE,

238. WHICH WOULD HAVE BEEN 4.0

239. EXCEPT I HAD TO TAKE A CERAMICS CLASS,

240. AND MY POT EXPLODED IN MY KILN.

241. I'M GOING TO GO TO HARVARD LAW SCHOOL

242. AND GRADUATE WITH HONORS,

243. AND THEN I'M GOING TO SUE YOU BLIND.

244. NOW, GIVE US ANOTHER PHONE CALL.

245. I THINK HE LIKES YOU.

246. THIS IS TERRIBLE. I'M RUINED.

247. I'LL BE KICK OUT OF THE GLEE CLUB.

248. I WON'T GET INTO PRINCETON.

249. I WON'T BE ADMITTED TO THE BAR.

250. NEITHER WILL I.

251. THE COPS TOOK MY FAKE I.D.

252. COME ON, MAN, DON'T GIVE ME THAT MY-DOG-IS-DEAD FACE.

253. COME ON. LET'S SING.

254. I'M NOT SINGING.

255. COME ON.

256. THIS IS JUST RETARDED.

257. COME ON. LET IT GO. YOU'LL FEEL BETTER.

258. YO, THAT WAS DOPE, BOB.

259. TAKE FIVE?

260. YO, C, WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE, MAN.

261. THAT BIG DUDE IS MAKING ME NERVOUS.

262. WHY?

263. ANYTIME YOU SEE A WHITE GUY IN JAIL,

264. YOU KNOW HE DID SOMETHING BAD.

265. WE GOT TO GET A MESSAGE TO UNCLE PHIL.

266. HE'S A LAWYER, AND HE'LL GET US OUT.

267. BUT THEY WON'T GIVE US ANY MORE PHONE CALLS.

268. NOT THAT IT MATTERS.

269. THE GAME WAS ON SO LOUD,

270. MRS. FURTH COULDN'T EVEN HEAR WHAT I HAD TO SAY.

271. THE GAME?

272. YEAH. THE FOOTBALL GAME ON TV.

273. THAT'S ALL THEY DO AT THESE RETREATS.

274. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, WE OUT OF HERE, MAN. I GOT AN IDEA.

275. YO!

276. YEAH.

277. MY BUDDY HERE IS READY TO CONFESS.

278. COME ON!

279. LOOK AT THIS!

280. HE'S GOING FOR THE TOUCHDOWN!

281. GO! GO! GO!

282. WE INTERRUPT THIS GAME FOR A SPECIAL REPORT.

283. YOU BUM!

284. THIS IS STEVE GODDARD OF THE MINUTEMAN 21 NEWS TEAM

285. AT THE SANTA JUANESTA POLICE STATION.

286. THE RECENT RASH OF CAR THEFTS IN THE PALM SPRINGS AREA

287. HAS FINALLY BEEN SOLVED

288. AS THE PERPETRATORS WERE ARRESTED THIS EVENING.

289. THE RINGLEADER AGREED TO CONFESS

290. ONLY IF A CAMERA CREW WERE PRESENT TO BROADCAST LIVE.

291. WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE IS A MINUTEMAN 21 NEWS EXCLUSIVE.

292. YEAH! WE DONE IT!

293. WORD TO BIG BIRD.

294. WE VICKED EIGHT BENZITOS,

295. 15 JAGS, AND A MASERATI,

296. BUT I DIDN'T LIKE THE UPHOLSTERY

297. SO I TOOK IT BACK, JACK!

298. DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY?

299. DAD!

300. AUNT VIV!

301. DAD!

302. WHO IS IN CHARGE HERE?

303. I AM.

304. LET THOSE KIDS OUT.

305. THESE KIDS ARE CAR THIEVES.

306. AND YOU HAVE MADE A BIG MISTAKE.

307. NOW I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GOT

308. THAT BOGUS CONFESSION OUT OF THEM,

309. BUT THOSE 2 BOYS HAVEN'T STOLEN A THING FROM ANYONE.

310. THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE BIGGEST AMATEUR OPERATION I'VE SEEN

311. SINCE MAYBERRY RFD.

312. COULD YOU ASK YOUR WIFE TO CALM DOWN?

313. CALM YOURSELF, BARNEY FIFE.

314. VIVIAN, PLEASE.

315. NOW, OFFICERS, I'M SURE WE CAN CLEAR THIS WHOLE MATTER UP QUITE EASILY.

316. COULD YOU PLEASE SIT DOWN. WE'RE BUSY NOW.

317. OH, HONEY, WE'RE ABOUT TO GET VERY BUSY.

318. SIT DOWN!

319. HEY!

320. YOU DON'T TALK TO MY WIFE LIKE THAT.

321. NOW WAIT A MINUTE. WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK

322. YOU'RE TALKING TO?

323. WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO?

324. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

325. MAY I HELP YOU, SIR?

326. I'M HENRY FURTH.

327. GOOD NEWS, MR. FURTH.

328. YOUR CAR'S SAFE AND SOUND,

329. AND WE'VE GOT THE PERPETRATORS.

330. THOSE AREN'T THE PERPETRATORS.

331. THOSE ARE MY PARTNER'S SON AND NEPHEW.

332. PARTNER?

333. LEGAL PARTNER.

334. I'VE GOT A FEW QUESTIONS FOR YOU.

335. WHEN YOU GOT THIS ALLEGED CONFESSION

336. FROM THESE 2 YOUNG MEN,

337. DID THEY HAVE A LAWYER PRESENT?

338. NO. BECAUSE I'M THEIR LAWYER.

339. DID YOU NOTIFY THEIR PARENTS?

340. NO. BECAUSE WE'RE THEIR PARENTS.

341. SO, OFFICER, DON'T TELL US TO WAIT.

342. AND DON'T TELL US TO SIT DOWN. JUST OPEN THAT DAMN CELL,

343. AND LET THOSE 2 BOYS OUT OF THERE

344. OR I'M GONNA TIE THIS PLACE UP WITH SO MUCH LITIGATION

345. THAT YOUR GRANDCHILDREN ARE GONNA NEED LAWYERS!

346. OPEN THE CELL, JERRY.

347. PEACE OUT, BOB.

348. GEOFFREY, I WANT A DUCK SALAD.

349. WHEN EXACTLY DO YOU GO BACK ON DUTY?

350. WHEN YOUR PARENTS WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR,

351. AND NOT A MOMENT SOONER.

352. HI. WE'RE HOME.

353. DRAT.

354. HILARY, HOW DID EVERYTHING GO WITH ASHLEY?

355. MOTHER, SHE WAS A LITTLE ANGEL.

356. SHE POLISHED MY NAILS AND CLEANED OUT MY CLOSET.

357. AND TO REWARD HER, WE WENT TO THIS CAFE

358. THAT'S OWNED BY JOHN COUGAR MELLENCAMP,

359. KIM BASINGER, AND DOOGIE HOWSER'S BUSINESS MANAGER.

360. WE SPENT THE WHOLE AFTERNOON DRINKING ESPRESSO.

361. YOU LET ASHLEY DRINK ESPRESSO?

362. HI, MOM! HI, DAD! LET'S GO PLAY!

363. LET'S GO PLAY! LET'S GO PLAY!

364. NOT TONIGHT, SWEETIE.

365. WE KIND OF HAD AN EXHAUSTING WEEKEND.

366. WHAT HAPPENED?

367. WE GOT ARRESTED.

368. ARRESTED?

369. BY WHO? THE FASHION POLICE?

370. NO. THE POLICE THOUGHT WE STOLE MR. FURTH'S CAR,

371. BUT THEY WERE JUST TRYING TO DO THEIR JOBS.

372. WHY DID THEY THINK YOU STOLE IT?

373. HILARY, WE'VE BEEN OVER THAT ALL WEEKEND.

374. IT'S LATE. I THINK WE ALL SHOULD GO TO BED.

375. OH, I DON'T WANT TO GO TO BED. I WANT TO PLAY MONOPOLY.

376. I WANT TO JUMP ROPE. LET'S GO PAINT MY ROOM!

377. GEOFFREY, SOME WARM MILK, PLEASE.

378. YO, CARLTON.

379. YEAH?

380. THOSE COPS WERE JUST TRYING TO DO THEIR JOBS?

381. WILL, DON'T GET ALL BENT OUT OF SHAPE.

382. MAN, YOU AIN'T LEARNED NOTHING THIS WEEKEND, DID YOU?

383. I MOST CERTAINLY DID.

384. ALWAYS BRING A MAP.

385. WHAT?

386. IF WE WOULD HAVE HAD A MAP,

387. WE WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO DRIVE 2 MILES AN HOUR

388. TRYING TO FIND A FREEWAY ENTRANCE,

389. AND WE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN STOPPED.

390. OH, OK, OK. I GET IT NOW.

391. WE WERE STOPPED

392. 'CAUSE WE WERE DRIVING TOO SLOW.

393. WE WERE BREAKING THE SLOWNESS LIMIT.

394. OK, WELL, YOU SEE, I NEVER HEARD OF THAT LAW BEFORE,

395. BUT I DID HEAR OF THIS OTHER LAW...

396. IT'S CALLED THE "IF YOU SEE A BLACK GUY

397. "DRIVING ANYTHING BUT A BURNT-OUT PINTO,

398. YOU BETTER STOP HIM BECAUSE HE STOLE IT" LAW.

399. YEAH, I HEARD ABOUT THAT ONE.

400. OH, BUT SEE, I THOUGHT IT WAS "THE BLACK GUY LAW"

401. WHEN, IN ACTUALITY, IT WAS THE "SLOWNESS LIMIT LAW."

402. OH, THANK YOU FOR SHARING THAT WITH ME, CARLTON.

403. GOOD NIGHT.

404. THEY WERE JUST DOING THEIR JOB.

405. GOOD NIGHT, CARLTON.

406. WHAT'S YOUR COMPLAINT HERE?

407. WE WERE DETAINED FOR A FEW HOURS.

408. DAD CLEARED THINGS UP, AND WE WERE RELEASED.

409. THE SYSTEM WORKS.

410. I HOPE YOU LIKE THAT SYSTEM

411. 'CAUSE YOU'LL BE SEEING A LOT OF IT DURING YOUR LIFETIME.

412. NOT IF I BRING A MAP.

413. YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?

414. NO MAP IS GOING TO SAVE YOU,

415. AND NEITHER IS YOUR GLEE CLUB

416. OR YOUR FANCY BEL-AIR ADDRESS OR WHO YOUR DADDY IS.

417. 'CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE DRIVING A NICE CAR

418. IN A STRANGE NEIGHBORHOOD,

419. NONE OF THAT MATTERS.

420. THEY ONLY SEE ONE THING.

421. WELL, MAYBE GROWING UP WHERE YOU DID

422. HAS MADE YOU A LITTLE TOUCHY,

423. BUT I THINK YOU'VE BLOWN THIS WHOLE THING WAY OUT OF PROPORTION.

424. IF YOU LOOK AT THE FACTS...

425. CARLTON, IT'S LATE.

426. IT'S A SCHOOL DAY TOMORROW, SON.

427. YEAH, YEAH. OK, DAD. UM, YOU KNOW,

428. IT WAS AWFULLY NICE OF MR. FURTH TO HELP US OUT.

429. I'LL HAVE TO WRITE HIM A THANK-YOU NOTE.

430. IT SHOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IN THE FIRST PLACE, SON.

431. GOOD NIGHT.

432. DAD?

433. IF YOU WERE A POLICEMAN,

434. AND YOU SAW A CAR DRIVING 2 MILES AN HOUR,

435. WOULDN'T YOU STOP IT?

436. I ASKED MYSELF THAT QUESTION

437. THE FIRST TIME I WAS STOPPED.

438. GOOD NIGHT, SON.

439. I WOULD STOP IT.

440. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

441. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE www.ncicap.org...