1. GEOFFREY, HAVE YOU SEEN WILL?Copy !req
2. MASTER WILLIAM SITS IN HIS ROOMCopy !req
3. SADLY STARING OUT
OF THE WINDOW, MADAM,Copy !req
4. QUIET AS A CHURCH MOUSE.Copy !req
5. HASN'T SPOKEN A WORD FOR HOURS.Copy !req
6. WHAT A SHAME.Copy !req
7. OH, POOR HOMESICK BABY.Copy !req
8. I HAVE AN IDEA, VIVIAN.Copy !req
9. IF WILL IS THAT HOMESICK,Copy !req
10. LET'S SEND HIM HOME.Copy !req
11. ALL HE'S BEEN TALKING
ABOUT IS PHILADELPHIA.Copy !req
12. I HOPE THESE PHILADELPHIA
CHEESESTEAKS CHEER HIM UP.Copy !req
13. PERSONALLY, VIVIAN, I DON'T KNOWCopy !req
14. WHAT YOU AND WILL SEE IN
THOSE VILE CONCOCTIONS.Copy !req
15. WHICH IS WHY YOU
ONLY ATE FIVE OF THEM?Copy !req
16. OH, WILL, WE KNOW
YOU'RE HOMESICK,Copy !req
17. SO WE GOT YOU SOMETHING
TO CHEER YOU UP.Copy !req
18. OH, WOW. THANKS.Copy !req
19. OH, THANKS A LOT!Copy !req
20. WHAT IS IT?Copy !req
21. IT'S A SANDWICHCopy !req
22. COMPOSED OF CHEESE, STEAK,Copy !req
23. AND A CROISSANT DE BOULANGERCopy !req
24. FROM THE CAFE
ANTOINETTE IN BEVERLY HILLS.Copy !req
25. IT'S A PHILADELPHIA
CHEESESTEAK, WILL.Copy !req
26. NICE TRY, UNCLE PHIL,Copy !req
27. BUT THIS IS NOT A
PHILADELPHIA CHEESESTEAK.Copy !req
28. SEE, LOOK AT THE BAG.Copy !req
29. NO GREASE STAIN.Copy !req
30. IF THIS WERE AN AUTHENTIC
PHILADELPHIA CHEESESTEAK,Copy !req
31. YOU COULD SEE RIGHT
THROUGH THE BAG BY NOW.Copy !req
32. I'M SORRY YOU
DON'T LIKE IT, WILL.Copy !req
33. I'LL DISPOSE OF IT LATER.Copy !req
34. I'LL THROW IT OUT.Copy !req
35. I'LL DISPOSE OF IT, ASHLEY.Copy !req
36. YOU KNOW WHERE YOU GET THE
BEST CHEESESTEAKS IN PHILLY?Copy !req
37. PAT'S STEAKS ON PASSYUNK AVENUE.Copy !req
38. ME AND MY BUDDY ICE TRAY, RIGHT?Copy !req
39. WE USED TO GO DOWN
THERE EVERY FRIDAY.Copy !req
40. WE USED TO STEAL...Copy !req
41. I MEAN, UM...Copy !req
42. WE WOULD ENJOY THEM THERE OFTEN.Copy !req
43. ICE TRAY? ISN'T HE THE ONE
YOU'RE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
44. DID I EVER TELL YOU
ABOUT THE STORYCopy !req
45. IN THE MIDDLE OF
THE WINTER, RIGHT?Copy !req
46. ICE TRAY GRABBED ONCopy !req
47. TO THE BACK OF A BUS, RIGHT?Copy !req
48. AND IT WAS SO COLDCopy !req
49. THAT HIS FACE GOT
STUCK TO THE BUS, RIGHT?Copy !req
50. AND IT WAS DRAGGING
HIM AROUND THE CITY,Copy !req
51. AND HE COULDN'T GET OFFCopy !req
52. TILL HE HIT A BUMP ON
THE BEN FRANKLIN BRIDGE.Copy !req
53. WELL, THAT'S A STORY
WE CAN ALL RELATE TO.Copy !req
54. OH, CUT IT OUT, PHILIP.Copy !req
55. HE MISSES HIS FRIEND.Copy !req
56. ICE TRAY'S MORE LIKE
MY BIG BROTHER, THOUGH.Copy !req
57. WELL, I'VE GOT A GOOD IDEA.Copy !req
58. WHY DON'T WE FLY HIM
OUT FOR A WEEKEND VISIT?Copy !req
59. YOU MEAN IT, AUNT VIV?
YO, I'M DOWN WITH THAT.Copy !req
60. WORD UP!Copy !req
61. THIS IS GONNA BE COLD STUPIDCopy !req
62. ON THE SERIOUS TIP.Copy !req
63. WHAT DID YOU SAY, YOUNG LADY?Copy !req
64. OH, I SAID THAT THIS IS QUITE
AN EXCEPTIONAL IDEA, DADDY.Copy !req
65. PEACHY KEEN, EVEN.Copy !req
66. LATER, MY MAN.Copy !req
67. WONDERFUL. FIRST
WILL, NOW ASHLEY.Copy !req
68. I CAN'T WAIT TILL
ICE BOX GETS HERE.Copy !req
69. NO, NO. IT'S "ICE
TRAY," UNCLE PHIL.Copy !req
70. OH. ICE TRAY.Copy !req
71. I APOLOGIZE.Copy !req
72. ICE BOX WOULD
BE AN IDIOTIC NAME.Copy !req
73. WELL, YEAH, IT WOULD.Copy !req
74. AUNT VIV, THIS IS
GOING TO BE GREAT.Copy !req
75. I CAN'T WAIT TO GET HIM OUT HERECopy !req
76. AND SHOW HIM ALL THE
STRANGE SIGHTS OF L.A.Copy !req
77. I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHERE TO BEGIN.Copy !req
78. I'LL TAKE HIM TO
DISNEYLAND, TO MARINELAND...Copy !req
79. DAD, I NEED $200.Copy !req
80. I'LL TAKE HIM TO HILARYLAND.Copy !req
81. WHY DO YOU NEED $200, HILARY?Copy !req
82. FOR BOOKS. I'M
CHANGING MY MAJOR.Copy !req
83. TO WHAT?Copy !req
84. COMMUNICATIONS.Copy !req
85. AND EXACTLY WHAT
DOES THAT ENTAIL?Copy !req
86. WELL, YOU KNOW. IT'S LIKE...Copy !req
87. YOU KNOW, IT'S...Copy !req
88. COMMUNICATIONS, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
89. IT'S, LIKE, THE STUDY OF...Copy !req
90. COMMUNICATING, OK?Copy !req
91. WHY DO YOU WANT
TO MAJOR IN THAT?Copy !req
92. BECAUSE I'M GOOD AT IT.Copy !req
93. CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.Copy !req
94. SO, I PRESUME THIS ISCopy !req
95. THE OFFICIAL ICE
TRAY GREETING PARTY.Copy !req
96. DING-DING-DING DING-DING-DING!Copy !req
97. TRAY!Copy !req
98. PRINCE!Copy !req
99. HOMEY, HOMEY...
OH! GET IN THERE!Copy !req
100. GUYS!Copy !req
101. GUYS!Copy !req
102. GUYS!Copy !req
103. YOU'RE GOING TO HURT EACH OTHER.Copy !req
104. THAT'S OK, VIVIAN.Copy !req
105. LET'S SEE WHERE THIS GOES.Copy !req
106. ICE TRAY, WE DIDN'T
HEAR YOU COME IN.Copy !req
107. GEOFFREY, DID YOU
LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN?Copy !req
108. WELL, NO.Copy !req
109. THEN I GUESS WE MUST
HAVE LEFT IT UNLOCKED.Copy !req
110. WELL, NO.Copy !req
111. YOU STILL GOT IT, MAN.Copy !req
112. HI, I'M VIVIAN, WILL'S AUNT.Copy !req
113. WILL, WHY DON'T YOU INTRODUCE
ICE TRAY TO YOUR FAMILY.Copy !req
114. THIS IS MY LITTLE COUSIN ASHLEY.Copy !req
115. HI.Copy !req
116. THIS IS MY BODYGUARD GEOFFREY.Copy !req
117. ALL OF THIS IS MY UNCLE PHIL.Copy !req
118. REMEMBER WE USED TO SAYCopy !req
119. THAT DAFFY DUCK MUST HAVE
A LITTLE BROTHER SOMEWHERE?Copy !req
120. UH-HUH.Copy !req
121. MEET MY COUSIN CARLTON.Copy !req
122. CAN'T TOUCH THIS.Copy !req
123. GEOFFREY, WOULD YOU TAKECopy !req
124. ICE TRAY'S LUGGAGE
TO HIS ROOM, PLEASE?Copy !req
125. CERTAINLY, MADAME.Copy !req
126. SO YOU'RE ALSO A DISADVANTAGED,Copy !req
127. INNER CITY YOUTH, I HEAR.Copy !req
128. YO, MAN, WHAT'S WITH HIM?Copy !req
129. IT'S A TAN.Copy !req
130. WHAT UP ON THE SCHOOLYARD, HUH?Copy !req
131. AW, SCHOOL, MAN.Copy !req
132. I DON'T BOTHER IT, AND
IT DON'T BOTHER ME.Copy !req
133. YOU DON'T GO TO
SCHOOL, ICE TRAY?Copy !req
134. OH, SURE I DO.Copy !req
135. I'VE BEEN HELD BACK
IN THE 10th GRADECopy !req
136. THREE TIMES IN A ROW.Copy !req
137. THREE TIMES?Copy !req
138. SEE, MY MOTTO IS,Copy !req
139. WHEN I FIND A GRADE I LIKE,Copy !req
140. I STICK WITH IT.Copy !req
141. EDUCATION IS THE MORTARCopy !req
142. THAT BUILDS THE
TEMPLE OF SUCCESS.Copy !req
143. THAT'S WHAT I PERSONALLY THINK.Copy !req
144. LIKE WHO CARES?Copy !req
145. WHAT'S UP WITH SMOOTH,
JA-COOL, AND O-MONEY?Copy !req
146. OH, MAN, SMOOTH AND JA-COOL,Copy !req
147. THEY GOT THEIR OWN
SINGING GROUP NOW,Copy !req
148. AND O-MONEY, HE GOT HIS HAIR CUTCopy !req
149. TO LOOK LIKE THE
CHRYSLER BUILDING.Copy !req
150. YO, HEY, THAT'S
GOOD, THOUGH, MAN.Copy !req
151. THAT MOUNT RUSHMORE
THING WAS NOT WORKING.Copy !req
152. THIS IS DOPE, MAN.Copy !req
153. I'M JUST GONNA KICK
BACK HERE FOR A FEW DAYS,Copy !req
154. LET SOMEBODY ELSE
DO ALL THE WORK.Copy !req
155. EXCUSE ME, YOUNG MAN.Copy !req
156. IN THIS HOUSE, EVERYONE
CARRIES HIS OWN WEIGHT.Copy !req
157. TOO EASY.Copy !req
158. COME ON, DADDY.
TRAY'S ON VACATION.Copy !req
159. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
SEE, MY MOTTO IS,Copy !req
160. LORD, IF THERE'S ANYTHINGCopy !req
161. LIKE WORK AROUND MY HEART,Copy !req
162. PLEASE REMOVE IT.Copy !req
163. HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.Copy !req
164. I SMELL SOMETHING GREASY.Copy !req
165. TOO EASY.Copy !req
166. YO, A CHEESESTEAK!Copy !req
167. THIS IS THE REAL DEAL.Copy !req
168. YO, YO, YO, MAN.Copy !req
169. UH, COULD I GET $100?Copy !req
170. FOR WHAT?Copy !req
171. TO PAY THE LIMO DUDE.Copy !req
172. YOU TOOK A LIMO?Copy !req
173. PRINCE SAID Y'ALL WAS LOADED,Copy !req
174. AND WHEN IN ROME, DO AS.Copy !req
175. $100?Copy !req
176. I GOT A CASH FLOW PROBLEM.Copy !req
177. YOU SEE, MY KOREAN GUCCI BAGS,Copy !req
178. THEY JUST AIN'T
BEEN MOVING LATELY.Copy !req
179. YO, TRAY, LET'S PAY THE DUDE.Copy !req
180. WHAT'S UP WITH
THE BLAKE SISTERS?Copy !req
181. THEY STILL LIVE ON 43rd STREET?Copy !req
182. OH, YEAH, MAN.Copy !req
183. THEY GOT THEIR
OWN 900 NUMBER NOW.Copy !req
184. SHEESH.Copy !req
185. HE'S SOME PIECE
OF WORK, HUH, DAD?Copy !req
186. WE'RE GETTING A ROTTWEILER.Copy !req
187. I KNOW HE SEEMS A LITTLE
ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES,Copy !req
188. BUT I THINK WE SHOULD
ALL GIVE HIM A CHANCE.Copy !req
189. WHEN YOU REALLY LOOK AT IT,Copy !req
190. HOW DIFFERENT IS ICE
TRAY FROM CARLTON?Copy !req
191. WITH ALL DUE RESPECTS, MUM,Copy !req
192. I THINK HE'S A LITTLE FONDER
OF THE 10th GRADE THAN I.Copy !req
193. HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
194. PRINCE, WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
195. HOLD UP, HOLD UP.Copy !req
196. WHAT ABOUT THAT ONE
GIRL YOU WENT OUT WITH...Copy !req
197. THAT LATIQUA?Copy !req
198. MAN, THAT GIRL WAS UGLY.Copy !req
199. UGLY? YOU CRAZY, MAN.Copy !req
200. SHE WAS SO UGLY, SHE WAS OOGLY.Copy !req
201. SHE WAS SO UGLY,
THAT FREDDIE KRUGERCopy !req
202. USED TO HAVE
NIGHTMARES ABOUT HER.Copy !req
203. AT LEAST SHE WAS SMART, THOUGH.Copy !req
204. THAT GIRL YOU WAS WITH...Copy !req
205. STACY! STACY!Copy !req
206. YEAH.Copy !req
207. YO, THAT GIRL WAS SO DUMB,Copy !req
208. IT TOOK HER A HOUR
TO COOK MINUTE RICE.Copy !req
209. WHOA. WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
210. LET'S TALK ABOUT
SKINNY GIRLS, OK?Copy !req
211. SKINNY? WHO WAS SKINNY?Copy !req
212. THAT ONE GIRL JULIE
YOU WENT OUT WITH,Copy !req
213. SHE WAS SKINNY!
SHE WAS SO SKINNY,Copy !req
214. YOU COULD TIE A
ROPE AROUND HER HEADCopy !req
215. AND USE HER LIKE
A TETHERBALL POLE.Copy !req
216. HOLD IT. BACK TO STACY.Copy !req
217. YEAH, OK.Copy !req
218. YO, STACY WAS SO DUMB... WHAT?Copy !req
219. DO YOU KNOW HOW DUMB STACY WAS?Copy !req
220. HOW DUMB?Copy !req
221. STACY WAS SO DUMBCopy !req
222. THAT SHE TOOK THE PEPSI
CHALLENGE AND CHOSE JIF.Copy !req
223. AW, THIS IS DOPE, MAN.Copy !req
224. LOOK AT THIS.
CRYSTAL, CHINA DOGS,Copy !req
225. A BOOK.Copy !req
226. MAN, YOU KNOW PEOPLE RICHCopy !req
227. WHEN THEY GOT ALL THIS
STUFF YOU AIN'T GOT NO USE FOR.Copy !req
228. CRIME AND PUNISHMENT.Copy !req
229. AW, MAN, THAT'S JUST
SOME TIRED OLD BOOKCopy !req
230. CARLTON IS READING, MAN.Copy !req
231. OH, REALLY?Copy !req
232. "FROM THE LIBRARY OF
MASTER WILLIAM SMITH."Copy !req
233. WHO'S TIRED NOW, HOMEY?Copy !req
234. OH, MAN, THEY'RE
TRYING TO FORCE USCopy !req
235. TO READ THAT AT SCHOOL, MAN.Copy !req
236. I AIN'T GONNA READ IT.Copy !req
237. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. THIS
IS YOUR HANDWRITING.Copy !req
238. "INTRIGUING DUALITY"?Copy !req
239. SAME OLD PRINCE, MAN.Copy !req
240. YOU KNOW WHEN I FIRST MET YOU,Copy !req
241. YOU WAS CARRYING
YOUR BOOKS IN A PIZZA BOXCopy !req
242. SO THAT NOBODY WOULD
KNOW YOU WERE STUDYING.Copy !req
243. YEAH, THAT WAS
COOL TILL THEM GUYSCopy !req
244. JUMPED ME TRYING
TO STEAL MY PIZZA.Copy !req
245. YO, THEY WAS UPSET.Copy !req
246. OO-WEE.Copy !req
247. YOU GOT A GOOD DEAL HERE, HOMEY.Copy !req
248. DON'T BLOW IT.Copy !req
249. I'LL GO GRAB US SOME
CHEESESTEAKS, MAN.Copy !req
250. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
251. H-HI.Copy !req
252. HI.Copy !req
253. VIVIAN, I THINK YOU'RE
BLOWING THIS WHOLE THINGCopy !req
254. OUT OF PROPORTION.Copy !req
255. NOW, JUST TELL ME
THE STORY AGAIN,Copy !req
256. AND THIS TIME, JUST THE FACTS.Copy !req
257. I'LL GIVE YOU A
TRANSCRIPT, PHILIP.Copy !req
258. TRAY... HI, HILARY... HI.Copy !req
259. I DON'T GET IT.Copy !req
260. WHAT COULD SHE
POSSIBLY SEE IN HIM?Copy !req
261. WELL, HE'S GOT A NICE SMILECopy !req
262. AND... COOL HAIR.Copy !req
263. HAIR?Copy !req
264. I THOUGHT IT WAS A HAT.Copy !req
265. I THINK I SHOULD HAVE
GOTTEN A LARGER TATTOO, TRAY.Copy !req
266. TATTOO?Copy !req
267. I, LIKE, GOT A TATTOO
WITH TRAY'S INITIALS.Copy !req
268. WHERE?Copy !req
269. DON'T WORRY, MRS. BANKS.Copy !req
270. NO ONE WILL EVER SEE IT.Copy !req
271. I'M GONNA GO PUT THIS
STUFF UP IN MY BEDROOM.Copy !req
272. I'LL GO WITH YOU.Copy !req
273. SO WILL I.Copy !req
274. AUNT VIV, YOU GOT TO
REALLY BE PROUD OF YOURSELF.Copy !req
275. WELL, PRIDE DOESN'T
QUITE CAPTURE IT, WILL.Copy !req
276. I MEAN, IT WAS YOUR IDEA
TO BRING TRAY OUT HERE.Copy !req
277. HILARY USED TO WALK
AROUND ALL THE TIMECopy !req
278. WITH SUCH A SOUR
LOOK ON HER FACE.Copy !req
279. I USED TO SAY TO MYSELF,Copy !req
280. SHE JUST NEEDS ONE GOOD...Copy !req
281. FRIEND, AUNT VIVIAN.Copy !req
282. WELL, HE DOES SEEM LIKE
AN INTERESTING YOUNG MAN.Copy !req
283. HEY, YOU'VE ONLY
SEEN ONE SIDE OF HIM.Copy !req
284. HE'S JUST JOKING AROUND NOW,Copy !req
285. BUT HE CAN BE REAL SERIOUS.Copy !req
286. REALLY?Copy !req
287. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY.Copy !req
288. IF SOMEBODY'S CHASING HIM,Copy !req
289. HE CAN JACK A FENCE LIKE THAT.Copy !req
290. BUT IF SOMEBODY CATCH
HIM, IT DON'T MATTER.Copy !req
291. THE BOY GOT A
CRAZY RABBIT PUNCH,Copy !req
292. LIKE YOU DON'T
EVEN SEE IT COMING,Copy !req
293. BANG! YOU OUT OF THERE.Copy !req
294. LET'S GO CHECK OUT THAT
SWIMMING POOL, PRINCE.Copy !req
295. I'LL SEE YOU LATER, BABE.Copy !req
296. OK, ICY.Copy !req
297. IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU AND
ICE TRAY GETTING ALONG.Copy !req
298. I'M SORRY HE
COULDN'T STAY LONGER.Copy !req
299. OH, NO, DON'T WORRY, MOM.Copy !req
300. I'VE GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT.Copy !req
301. HE CAN COME VISIT
EVERY OTHER WEEKEND,Copy !req
302. AND THEN WHEN THE
10th GRADE LETS OUT,Copy !req
303. HE CAN STAY IN THE POOL HOUSE,Copy !req
304. AND DADDY CAN GET
HIM A JOB AT THE OFFICE.Copy !req
305. WHAT JOB COULD HE
POSSIBLY HAVE IN THE LAW FIRM?Copy !req
306. I DON'T KNOW. LAWYER?Copy !req
307. ANYWAYS, MOM, DON'T WORRY.Copy !req
308. THIS IS OUR PROBLEM, NOT YOURS.Copy !req
309. THE ONLY THING I WANT TO SAYCopy !req
310. IS THANK YOU.Copy !req
311. FOR WHAT?Copy !req
312. WELL, YOU, LIKE, SAW RIGHT PASTCopy !req
313. HIS ROUGH, TOUGH EXTERIOR,Copy !req
314. AND YOU WELCOMED
HIM INTO OUR HOME.Copy !req
315. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, MOM.Copy !req
316. I JUST WANT TO SHARE
MY JOY WITH YOU.Copy !req
317. I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS HAPPYCopy !req
318. SINCE I BOUGHT MY
GIORGIO ARMANI SUIT.Copy !req
319. PHILIP!Copy !req
320. THIS IS SERIOUS.Copy !req
321. HILARY WANTS HIM TO
LIVE IN OUR POOL HOUSE.Copy !req
322. WELL, THAT SHOULDN'T
MATTER TO YOU, VIVIAN.Copy !req
323. YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO INVITED ASHTRAY.Copy !req
324. IN FACT,Copy !req
325. WHY DON'T WE INVITE SOME
MORE OF WILL'S FRIENDS OUT?Copy !req
326. LET'S JUST PUT A BIG NEON
SIGN OUT IN FRONT OF THE HOUSECopy !req
327. THAT SAYS "HOMEBOY HOTEL."Copy !req
328. THAT'S IT. I WANT HIM
OUT OF THIS HOUSE.Copy !req
329. OH, VIVIAN, VIVIAN, YOU'RE
MAKING THE CLASSIC MISTAKE.Copy !req
330. DON'T YOU KNOW THAT?Copy !req
331. I HAVE THE PERFECT SOLUTIONCopy !req
332. FOR DEALING WITH MR. ICE PICK.Copy !req
333. YOU DO?Copy !req
334. MY, UH... STREET SAVVY...Copy !req
335. SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN LIGHTLY.Copy !req
336. SHE'S REBELLING AGAINST US.Copy !req
337. SO?Copy !req
338. SO ANY HOSTILITY WILL ONLY
DRIVE HER CLOSER TO HIM.Copy !req
339. WE HAVE TO EMBRACE HIM, VIVIAN,Copy !req
340. WELCOME HIM INTO THE FAMILY,Copy !req
341. TAKE HIM OUT FOR A NICE MEAL,Copy !req
342. SMOTHER HIM WITH ACCEPTANCE.Copy !req
343. ONCE THE ELEMENT
OF REBELLION IS GONE,Copy !req
344. THE RELATIONSHIP
WILL LOSE ITS APPEAL.Copy !req
345. AND WHAT IF THAT DOESN'T WORK?Copy !req
346. OH, IT'LL WORK.Copy !req
347. YOU TWO MAKE SUCH A
LOVELY, LOVELY COUPLE.Copy !req
348. DAD, HAS MOM BEEN DRINKING?Copy !req
349. NONSENSE, CARLTON.Copy !req
350. SHE'S JUST BEING POLITECopy !req
351. TO OUR LOVELY HOUSE GUEST.Copy !req
352. HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?Copy !req
353. HEY, TRAY, CHECK THIS.Copy !req
354. OH, THAT'S DOPE. LET ME SEE.Copy !req
355. OW!Copy !req
356. NICE CATCH, LADY.Copy !req
357. OH, GOD, TRAY, YOU ARE SO FUNNY.Copy !req
358. ISN'T HE FUNNY, EVERYONE?Copy !req
359. NOT TO ME.Copy !req
360. OF COURSE, I'M SOBER.Copy !req
361. OK. UH...Copy !req
362. I THINK, UH...Copy !req
363. ESCARGOTS ALL
AROUND FOR STARTERS.Copy !req
364. SNAILS.Copy !req
365. OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
366. I DON'T EAT NOTHING
THAT LEAVES A TRAIL.Copy !req
367. GOD, TRAY, YOU SLAY ME!Copy !req
368. HE BUSTS ME UP.Copy !req
369. OK. WELL...Copy !req
370. BEFORE WE GET STARTED,Copy !req
371. I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST.Copy !req
372. TRAY,Copy !req
373. SINCE THIS IS YOUR
LAST NIGHT HERE,Copy !req
374. VIVIAN AND I WOULD
JUST LIKE TO SAYCopy !req
375. THAT WE'RE BOTH EXTREMELY HAPPYCopy !req
376. THAT HILARY HAS FOUND
THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE,Copy !req
377. THAT SPECIAL LOVE.Copy !req
378. I CAN JUST SEE HILARY AND TRAYCopy !req
379. IN THEIR TINY LITTLE
LOVE NEST IN PHILADELPHIACopy !req
380. WITH THE PITTER PATTER
OF FIVE LITTLE ICE CUBES.Copy !req
381. HILARY CHANGING DIAPERS
AND PREPARING A LOVELY MEAL,Copy !req
382. WHILE HER LOVING HUSBANDCopy !req
383. IS WORKING HIS NIGHT
JOB ON THE CORNERCopy !req
384. AS A KOREAN GUCCI
BAG REPRESENTATIVE.Copy !req
385. HILARY,Copy !req
386. THIS IS FOR THOSE WONDERFUL
YEARS IN PHILADELPHIA.Copy !req
387. I GUESS I'LL BE
DRIVING HOME TONIGHT.Copy !req
388. I AM SO HAPPY.Copy !req
389. DAD, ARE YOU SAYINGCopy !req
390. THAT YOU WOULDN'T
MIND IF TRAY AND I,Copy !req
391. LIKE, GOT MARRIED?Copy !req
392. MIND? MIND?Copy !req
393. DID YOU HEAR THAT, VIVIAN?Copy !req
394. MIND?Copy !req
395. WELL, THAT'S GOOD.Copy !req
396. BECAUSE HILARY AND I GOT
MARRIED THIS AFTERNOON.Copy !req
397. HILARY, NO.Copy !req
398. NO!Copy !req
399. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US?Copy !req
400. HOW COULD YOU BE SO STUPID?Copy !req
401. HILARY, DO YOU REALIZECopy !req
402. THAT NOW YOU'VE GONE
AND RUINED YOUR LIFE.Copy !req
403. THIS BOY DOESN'T CARE...Copy !req
404. MOM, TAKE IT DOWN A THOUSAND.Copy !req
405. IT'S ONLY A JOKE.Copy !req
406. WE DIDN'T GET MARRIED.Copy !req
407. WE JUST WANTED TO
SEE WHAT YOU'D DO.Copy !req
408. SEE, BABY, I TOLD
YOU THEY'D FLIP.Copy !req
409. YO, HOMEY, ORDER ME
THREE STEAKS AND A SALAD.Copy !req
410. COME ON, BABY. LET'S DANCE.Copy !req
411. GOT MARRIED.Copy !req
412. AHEM.Copy !req
413. SIR, MASTER TRAY'S ALL PACKEDCopy !req
414. AND READY TO DEPART.Copy !req
415. EXCELLENT, GEOFFREY.Copy !req
416. LET'S AFFORD HIM
EVERYTHING WE CANCopy !req
417. IN GETTING HIM ON HIS WAY.Copy !req
418. SO SHALL I CALL FOR A CAR, SIR,Copy !req
419. OR JUST SHOOT HIM
OUT OF A CANNON?Copy !req
420. SO THAT REALLY ISCopy !req
421. A WONDERFUL
RESTAURANT, ISN'T IT?Copy !req
422. HUH? YEAH.Copy !req
423. I THINK EVERYBODY HAD
A GOOD TIME, DON'T YOU?Copy !req
424. UH-HUH.Copy !req
425. YOU KNOW, I REALLY ENJOYED
MEETING ICE TRAY THIS WEEKEND.Copy !req
426. ANY TIME YOU WANT TO INVITECopy !req
427. ANY OF YOUR OTHER FRIENDS,Copy !req
428. JUST LET US KNOW, OK?Copy !req
429. YOU ENJOYED IT, HUH?Copy !req
430. OH, YEAH. A LOT.Copy !req
431. AND WASN'T HILARY
FALLING IN LOVE WITH TRAYCopy !req
432. JUST THE ICING ON THE CAKE?Copy !req
433. I'M GLAD THEY HAD FUN TOGETHER.Copy !req
434. YEAH, ME, TOO.Copy !req
435. IT'S JUST A SHAME
HE HAD TO LEAVECopy !req
436. BEFORE HE HAD A CHANCE
TO RUIN HER LIFE AND ALL.Copy !req
437. WILL, I'M SORRY I
SAID THAT. IT'S JUST...Copy !req
438. BUT YOU MEANT IT.Copy !req
439. I MEAN, IT WAS COOLCopy !req
440. AS LONG AS TRAY
WAS JUST SOME CLOWNCopy !req
441. TO COME OUT HERE AND
BRING ME SOME CHEESESTEAKSCopy !req
442. AND CHEER ME UP.Copy !req
443. WILL... HOLD ON!Copy !req
444. BUT THE SECOND YOU FOUND OUTCopy !req
445. THAT HILARY LIKED HIM, YOU
WANTED HIM OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
446. THAT'S SOMETHING I'D
EXPECT FROM UNCLE PHIL,Copy !req
447. NOT FROM YOU, AUNT VIV.Copy !req
448. HILARY IS MY DAUGHTER, WILL.Copy !req
449. YEAH, AND TRAY
IS MY BEST FRIEND.Copy !req
450. WE GREW UP TOGETHER,Copy !req
451. WE'RE FROM THE
SAME NEIGHBORHOOD.Copy !req
452. WE'RE THE SAME PERSON.Copy !req
453. IF TRAY'S NOT GOOD
ENOUGH FOR THIS FAMILY,Copy !req
454. THEN MAYBE I'M NOT.Copy !req
455. NO, YOU ARE NOT THE SAME PERSON.Copy !req
456. I KNOW WHO I AM.Copy !req
457. NO, YOU LISTEN TO ME,Copy !req
458. NOW, I CAN SEE WHY
YOU LIKE ICE TRAY.Copy !req
459. HE'S A LOT OF FUN.Copy !req
460. EVERYTHING'S A JOKE TO HIM...Copy !req
461. SCHOOL, WORK, PEOPLE.Copy !req
462. HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING.Copy !req
463. YEAH, WELL, HE ALWAYS
MANAGED TO CARE ABOUT ME.Copy !req
464. WILL, I'M GLAD HE'S
A GOOD FRIEND,Copy !req
465. BUT THAT DOESN'T
CHANGE WHO HE IS.Copy !req
466. I'M SORRY, BUT A
YOUNG MAN HIS AGECopy !req
467. SHOULD BE ABLE TO
DO SOMETHING ELSECopy !req
468. BESIDES FIGHT AND JUMP FENCES.Copy !req
469. YOU WEREN'T THERE.Copy !req
470. I KNOW, BUT...Copy !req
471. LOOK, WHEN I WAS
IN SEVENTH GRADE,Copy !req
472. EVERY TIME I TRIED TO BRING
BOOKS HOME FROM SCHOOL,Copy !req
473. THE KIDS WOULD JUMP ME,Copy !req
474. SO TRAY STARTED WALKING ME HOME,Copy !req
475. AND IF HE HADN'T BEEN THERECopy !req
476. TO THROW THOSE PUNCHES
AND HELP ME JUMP THOSE FENCES,Copy !req
477. THEN MAYBE I WOULDN'T BE HERE.Copy !req
478. WELL...Copy !req
479. WHILE HE WAS BUSY
PROTECTING YOUR BOOKS,Copy !req
480. WHERE THE HELL WERE HIS?Copy !req
481. WHAT'S THAT GOT TO
DO WITH ANYTHING?Copy !req
482. WILL, I'M GLAD HE CARED
SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.Copy !req
483. BUT WHY DOESN'T HE CARE
AS MUCH ABOUT HIMSELF?Copy !req
484. BECAUSE NOBODY
WAS THERE FOR TRAY.Copy !req
485. YOU EVER THINK THATCopy !req
486. IF HE HADN'T BEEN
THERE TO COVER MY BACK,Copy !req
487. THEN MAYBE I WOULDN'T
CARE ABOUT MYSELF EITHER?Copy !req
488. AND THAT WOULD
BE AN AWFUL WASTE.Copy !req
489. I SHALL LOAD
MR. TRAY'S BELONGINGSCopy !req
490. INTO THE CANNON.Copy !req
491. I MEAN CAB, MADAME.Copy !req
492. YO.Copy !req
493. WE MISS YOU IN THE
'HOOD, HOMEBOY.Copy !req
494. WHY DON'T YOU COME
ON BACK WITH ME?Copy !req
495. NO. I BETTER COOL OUT HERE, MAN.Copy !req
496. IF UNCLE PHIL WOKE UP ONE
MORNING AND I WASN'T HERE,Copy !req
497. HE'D HAVE A NERVOUS
BREAKDOWN OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
498. I'D RECOVER, WILL.Copy !req
499. I'M REALLY GOING TO
MISS YOU, ICE TRAY.Copy !req
500. ALL RIGHT, MRS. BANKS.
THANKS FOR INVITING ME OUT.Copy !req
501. WE GOT TO DO THIS AGAIN SOMEDAY.Copy !req
502. HAVE A SAFE TRIP BACK.Copy !req
503. TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.Copy !req
504. THANKS.Copy !req
505. OH. SNAP. I ALMOST FORGOT.Copy !req
506. I GOT A LITTLE
SOMETHING FOR Y'ALL.Copy !req
507. THAT'S OUR CHINA DOG.Copy !req
508. YEAH.Copy !req
509. I FIGURED Y'ALL
WERE SO NICE TO MECopy !req
510. AND EVERYTHINGCopy !req
511. THAT, HEY, I DON'T NEED IT.Copy !req
512. THAT WAS A JOKE.Copy !req
513. BABE.Copy !req
514. TRAY,Copy !req
515. YOU'VE BECOME A
PART OF MY SPIRITCopy !req
516. THAT'S NEVER BEEN
TOUCHED BEFORE.Copy !req
517. I FEEL A ONENESS WITH YOU,Copy !req
518. AND NOW THAT YOU'RE LEAVING,Copy !req
519. I JUST... I HAVE THIS SENSECopy !req
520. THAT LIFE WILL BE EMPTY,Copy !req
521. HOLLOW, AND MEANINGLESS.Copy !req
522. WELL, PEEP THIS, BABE.Copy !req
523. SEE, I HAVE THIS
FIRST CLASS TICKET.Copy !req
524. NOW, WE COULD GO
DOWN TO THE AIRPORT,Copy !req
525. TRADE IT FOR TWO COACH TICKETS,Copy !req
526. AND YOU COULD COME
BACK TO PHILLY WITH ME.Copy !req
527. WHAT YOU THINK?Copy !req
528. COACH?Copy !req
529. CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.Copy !req
530. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE www.ncicap.org...Copy !req