The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 1x25

1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

2. HEY, BEAUTIFUL.

3. I LOVE A WOMAN WITH GOOD REFLEXES.

4. MAKES ME CRAZY.

5. GET OUT!

6. YOUR MOUTH IS SAYING "GET OUT,"

7. BUT YOUR EYES ARE SAYING, "GET BUSY."

8. DADDY?

9. THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK THIS TIME, HIL, DARLING.

10. SEE, UNCLE PHIL WENT TO THE SUPERMARKET,

11. SO HE'S GONNA BE GONE FOR AT LEAST A WEEK.

12. MOM?

13. SHE WENT WITH HIM.

14. GEOFFREY?

15. OOH.

16. YES, MISS HILARY?

17. YOU KNOW THE DRILL.

18. UH-OH. UH-OH.

19. AAH!

20. HILARY, WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR YOU TO BE NICE TO JAZZ?

21. YOU KNOW HE LIKES YOU.

22. I'M SUPPOSED TO BE NICE TO EVERYONE WHO LIKES ME?

23. HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU THINK I HAVE?

24. OH, SO THAT'S A REASON FOR YOU TO BE MEAN TO JAZZ?

25. LOOK, JAZZ WILL BE FINE.

26. YOU THINK SO? WELL, I DON'T.

27. YOU DON'T KNOW JAZZ THE WAY THAT I KNOW HIM.

28. HE'S A VERY SENSITIVE PERSON.

29. HE HAS FEELINGS THAT ARE VERY DEEP.

30. WHEN YOU HAD GEOFFREY THROW HIM OUT,

31. I THINK THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW.

32. I DON'T THINK HE'LL EVER BE THE SAME.

33. REALLY?

34. WANT TO KISS MY BOO BOO?

35. I HOPE YOU DON'T TAKE MY THROWING YOU OUT

36. OF THE HOUSE PERSONALLY, MR. JAZZ.

37. IT WAS STRICTLY BUSINESS.

38. THAT'S COOL.

39. IF YOU GRAB ME IN THAT PLACE AGAIN,

40. WE'RE ENGAGED.

41. LOOK, JAZZ, IF YOU WANT TO GET WITH HILARY,

42. YOU GOT TO HAVE A PLAN.

43. YOU MEAN MINE HASN'T BEEN WORKING?

44. THAT'S THE 18th TIME SHE THREW YOU OUT THE HOUSE.

45. ALL A PART OF MY PLAN.

46. WE'RE HOME.

47. LATER.

48. GEOFFREY, THE GROCERIES YOU WANTED ARE IN THE KITCHEN.

49. YES, MADAM.

50. WELL, CARLTON HAS SUNK TO A NEW LOW.

51. WHAT?

52. CARLTON, WHAT'S UP WITH THE CRUTCHES, MAN?

53. I'M PRACTICING MY NEW SCAM.

54. GIRLS LOVE A GUY WITH A SPORTS INJURY.

55. CARLTON, I CAN'T SEE TOO MANY HONEYS

56. BEING IMPRESSED BY, "HEY, BABE,

57. I BUSTED MYSELF UP PLAYING PEEWEE FOOTBALL."

58. MOM, DAD, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HOME.

59. I HAVE SOME EXCITING NEWS ABOUT MY JOB.

60. WHAT IS IT?

61. I'M NOT GONNA JUST TELL YOU.

62. THAT'S NO FUN. GUESS.

63. DID YOU SELL A PAINTING AT THE GALLERY?

64. NO.

65. DID YOU GET A PROMOTION?

66. NO.

67. DID YOU GET FIRED?

68. NO, I QUIT.

69. WHAT? WHAT?

70. I WAS DEFINITELY THE CLOSEST.

71. HILARY, YOU WERE DOING SO WELL AT THE GALLERY.

72. YEAH, BUT, MOM, IT'S NOT REALLY A COOL JOB.

73. I MEAN, WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL,

74. I ALWAYS HAD THIS DREAM THAT WHEN I GREW UP,

75. I'D HAVE A GLAMOROUS JOB AND A GLAMOROUS OFFICE.

76. AND I'D GO TO PARTIES AND PEOPLE WOULD ASK WHAT I DID

77. AND I'D TELL THEM, AND THEN I'D IMAGINE THEM

78. TURNING PEA GREEN WITH ENVY AND BLURTING OUT, "YOU ARE SO LUCKY."

79. AND THEN WALKING AWAY ABSOLUTELY EATEN UP INSIDE

80. BECAUSE I HAD A FABULOUS JOB AND THEY DIDN'T.

81. THEY SAY GANDHI

82. HAD A VERY SIMILAR CHILDHOOD DREAM.

83. ALL RIGHT, YOUNG LADY, JUST HOW DO YOU PROPOSE

84. TO GET THIS GLAMOROUS JOB?

85. I ALREADY GOT IT.

86. STARTING TOMORROW,

87. I'M GOING TO BE THE PERSONAL ASSISTANT

88. TO MARISSA REDMAN.

89. THE MOVIE STAR?

90. WOW, SHE'S REALLY BIG.

91. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, CARLTON?

92. SHE AIN'T DO NOTHING GOOD IN YEARS.

93. THAT'S NOT TRUE.

94. SHE'S ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS ACTRESSES IN HOLLYWOOD.

95. SHE WON AN OSCAR.

96. NOMINATED.

97. AND SHE WAS IN ONE OF THE TOP 10 MOVIES OF ALL TIME.

98. EIGHT YEARS AGO.

99. AND SHE NEEDS A NEW ASSISTANT

100. BECAUSE SHE JUST GOT BACK FROM A WELL DESERVED YEAR OFF.

101. NOSE JOB.

102. HOW DID YOU KNOW ALL OF THAT?

103. I HAVE AN INQUIRING MIND.

104. WILL, PLEASE,

105. HILARY'S OBVIOUSLY VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS JOB.

106. BE A LITTLE MORE SUPPORTIVE.

107. OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY.

108. YOU KNOW, HILARY, I LOVED HER IN THAT MUSICAL SHE DID.

109. GOD, WHAT A VOICE.

110. LIP SYNC.

111. DINNER IS SERVED.

112. PSST!

113. JAZZ, I THOUGHT YOU LEFT.

114. WHY?

115. BECAUSE YOU WALKED OUT THE DOOR AND YOU SAID "LATER."

116. ALL A PART OF MY PLAN.

117. WELL, DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS ABOUT HILARY?

118. YEAH. I'M SO PROUD OF HER.

119. ALL RIGHT, J, TOMORROW'S HER FIRST DAY AT WORK.

120. NOW, I THINK I GOT A LITTLE PLAN

121. THAT WILL MAKE HILARY LIKE YOU.

122. TOMORROW WE'LL GO DOWN THERE,

123. AND YOU'RE GOING TO SURPRISE HER WITH FLOWERS AND CANDY.

124. COOL. MEET YOU HERE TOMORROW AT 9:00 SHARP.

125. YOU GOT IT, MAN.

126. AND DON'T FORGET THE CANDY AND FLOWERS.

127. MISS TONY FISHER, PLEASE.

128. HI, TONY? IT'S HIL.

129. HOW'S YOUR JOB GOING?

130. UH-HUH.

131. GUESS WHERE I'M CALLING FROM.

132. NO, GUESS.

133. NO, GUESS AGAIN.

134. NO, GUESS AGAIN.

135. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GIVE UP? THIS IS FUN.

136. NO, GUESS AGAIN.

137. NO, GUESS AGAIN.

138. NO, DON'T HANG UP, TONY. NO, TONY, DO NOT HANG UP.

139. COME ON, GUESS.

140. NO, GUESS AGAIN.

141. NO, GUESS AGAIN.

142. OK, OK, OK.

143. I'M IN MARISSA REDMAN'S OFFICE.

144. NO, IT'S MY FIRST DAY.

145. OH, WHAT'S SHE LIKE?

146. TONY, I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU.

147. YOU'D NEVER EVEN KNOW SHE WAS A MOVIE STAR.

148. I MEAN, SHE'S SO GROUNDED.

149. SHE'S SO REAL.

150. LOOK, I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE OTHER APPOINTMENTS, CLOWN.

151. MY CAT NEEDS ACUPUNCTURE.

152. MARISSA.

153. HEATHER. HILARY.

154. LOOK, LET'S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT...

155. MY LAST ASSISTANT QUIT ON ME

156. BECAUSE I NEVER LEARNED HER NAME.

157. NOW, IS THAT GONNA BE A PROBLEM?

158. UM, NO, NO.

159. GOOD.

160. I'M SO EXCITED.

161. I WANT TO LEARN ALL ABOUT THE MOVIE BUSINESS.

162. AND YOU WILL.

163. THE KEY IS TO BE POSITIVE.

164. I LIKE POSITIVE PEOPLE.

165. ARE YOU POSITIVE?

166. OH, YES!

167. YES, YES, YES.

168. YES.

169. REMEMBER, THIS IS A PROCESS.

170. YOU DO REALIZE IT'S A PROCESS?

171. OH, YES.

172. I'M POSITIVE IT'S A PROCESS.

173. OH, I'LL GET THAT.

174. YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

175. MISS REDMAN'S OFFICE.

176. OH, I'M AFRAID MISS REDMAN'S ON THE OTHER LINE RIGHT NOW, MR. HASKELL.

177. BUT I'LL SEE IF SHE'S FINISHING UP.

178. IT'S MY AGENT.

179. HELLO, SAM.

180. THIS BETTER BE GOOD NEWS.

181. SO YOU'RE SAYING I DIDN'T GET THE PART?

182. I KNOW THE PART CALLED FOR A MERYL STREEP TYPE.

183. AND YES, I AM A MERYL STREEP TYPE IF I WANT TO BE.

184. IT'S CALLED ACTING, SAM.

185. SO WHAT FOOL GOT THE PART?

186. MERYL STREEP.

187. AIN'T THAT COZY.

188. I'M SORRY YOU DIDN'T GET THE PART, MARISSA,

189. BUT LET'S BE POSITIVE.

190. AFTER ALL, THIS IS A PROCESS.

191. OH, SHUT UP.

192. NOW, LOOK,

193. I HAVE TO GO TO A RESTAURANT OPENING TONIGHT,

194. SO I NEED YOU TO PICK UP MY CLOTHES FROM THE CLEANERS.

195. OH, I'M NOT SPEAKING TO MY TIRED BOYFRIEND,

196. SO I'LL NEED SOMEONE TO GO WITH.

197. I WONDER IF THAT CUTE LITTLE JOHNNY GILL IS FREE.

198. ISN'T HE LIKE MY AGE?

199. OH, I SEE. I GET IT.

200. FIRST I'M TOO BLACK TO PLAY MERYL STREEP'S PARTS,

201. AND NOW I'M TOO OLD TO DATE A 20-YEAR-OLD.

202. CHER CAN DO IT, BUT I CAN'T.

203. NO, MARISSA, I DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

204. EVERYONE IS TRYING TO FIT ME

205. INTO THEIR NICE, NEAT LITTLE BOX, AREN'T THEY?

206. WELL, YOU'RE WALKING A FINE LINE, HELENA.

207. A VERY FINE LINE.

208. HELLO, I'M CALLING FROM MARISSA REDMAN'S OFFICE.

209. YES, IS HER DRY-CLEANING READY?

210. WELL, IT SAYS HERE ON THE TICKET

211. "THREE DRESSES, TWO BLOUSES, FOUR SILK BRASSIERES,

212. AND EIGHT PAIR OF UNDERWEAR."

213. FANTASTIC. I'LL BE RIGHT OVER TO PICK THEM UP.

214. GLAMOUR, GLAMOUR, GLAMOUR.

215. YOU KNOW, HILARY, WHILE YOU'RE DOWN THERE,

216. YOU MAY EVEN GET TO SEE DUSTIN HOFFMAN'S DRAWERS.

217. WILL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

218. JAZZ.

219. CONGRATULATIONS, ON YOUR NEW JOB, HILARY.

220. FLOWERS.

221. A KIT-KAT.

222. AND A SONG.

223. ALL THE WAY FROM COMPTON, CALIFORNIA,

224. THE KING OF THE KEYBOARD HIMSELF, JUST FOR YOU, HILARY.

225. IT'S JAZZ.

226. HE PLAYS SO BEAUTIFUL. DON'T YOU AGREE?

227. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

228. MARISSA, I CAN EXPLAIN.

229. I DON'T EVEN WANT TO HEAR IT.

230. SO I'VE GOT A PARTY GIRL ON MY HANDS, IS THAT IT?

231. AS SOON AS I TURN MY BACK.

232. YOU KNOW, WE'VE GOT A WORD

233. FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU IN THIS BUSINESS,

234. AND IT'S CALLED... HELLO.

235. UH, MISS REDMAN, WE DIDN'T MEAN TO GET HILARY IN ANY TROUBLE.

236. I'M HER COUSIN.

237. OH, SHE'S NOT IN ANY TROUBLE.

238. I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T CATCH YOUR NAME.

239. WILL SMITH.

240. WILL SMITH.

241. LITTLE WILLIE SMITH.

242. I LIKE THAT.

243. YEAH, UH, WELL, LITTLE WILLIE'S GOT TO GO NOW.

244. WE'LL JUST GET RIGHT OUT OF YOUR WAY.

245. OH, NO, NO, NO. YOU'RE NOT IN MY WAY.

246. WELL, YOU KIND OF ARE.

247. WHY DON'T YOU STAY FOR A LITTLE WHILE?

248. YOU KNOW, WE'D LOVE TO,

249. BUT WE MADE OTHER PLANS.

250. NO, WE DIDN'T.

251. DON'T YOU REMEMBER, JAZZ?

252. YOU'VE GOT THAT BRAIN SURGERY APPOINTMENT.

253. MUST HAVE FORGOTTEN.

254. BYE-BYE.

255. YOU KNOW, I JUST HAD A THOUGHT.

256. I'M SURE IT'S BRILLIANT. WHAT IS IT?

257. I JUST THOUGHT THAT I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOUR COUSIN WILL

258. TO THAT RESTAURANT OPENING TONIGHT.

259. WHAT?

260. ARE YOU THINKING I'M TOO OLD FOR HIM?

261. YOU THINK HE WOULDN'T WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME?

262. OH, NO, NO, MARISSA. WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU?

263. WELL, YOU BETTER HOPE HE DOES.

264. BECAUSE IF HE DOESN'T WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME TONIGHT,

265. YOU'RE FIRED, HESTER.

266. AH!

267. OOH.

268. MM-MMM.

269. I FORFEIT THE GAME.

270. HEY, THANKS A LOT, G.

271. HE WAS ABOUT TO TAKE ME.

272. HI, WILL.

273. OH, LOOK WHO'S HOME. IT'S MISS HOLLYWOOD.

274. TELL ME ALL ABOUT YOUR FABOO DAY.

275. SO WHAT DID YOU DO THIS AFTERNOON... MASSAGE HER FEET,

276. GIVE HER CAT A PERM?

277. OH, WILL, I LOVE YOUR IRREVERENT SENSE OF HUMOR.

278. IT'S SO REFRESHING.

279. HOW YOU TRYING TO PLAY ME, HILARY?

280. OH, WILL, YOU'RE ALWAYS THINKING THE WORST OF ME.

281. I HAVE GOT SOME GREAT NEWS FOR YOU.

282. GUESS WHO I CAN GET TO GO OUT WITH YOU.

283. JANET JACKSON?

284. GUESS AGAIN.

285. JODY WATLEY.

286. GUESS AGAIN.

287. TELL ME, OR I'LL KILL YOU.

288. MARISSA REDMAN.

289. YOU'VE GOT TO BE TRIPPING.

290. HILARY, I WOULDN'T GO OUT WITH HER

291. IF SHE AND MARSHA WARFIELD

292. WERE THE LAST TWO WOMEN ON EARTH.

293. WILL, PLEASE, PLEASE. MARISSA SAID THAT IF I CAN'T GET YOU

294. TO GO OUT ON A DATE WITH HER THAT SHE'LL FIRE ME.

295. PERFECT. ALL SHE DOES IS YELL AT YOU

296. AND BOSS YOU AROUND AND TREAT YOU LIKE DIRT ANYWAY.

297. I KNOW,

298. BUT I'M THE ENVY OF ALL MY FRIENDS.

299. LOOK, HILARY, COME ON, DON'T CRY.

300. DON'T CRY, HIL...

301. OK. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, OK.

302. I GUESS IT WON'T KILL ME

303. TO GO OUT WITH MARISSA REDMAN.

304. OH, WILL, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

305. I GUESS IT WON'T KILL YOU TO GO OUT WITH JAZZ.

306. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU AGREED TO GO ON THIS DATE WITH JAZZ.

307. SHUT UP, CARLTON. I HAD TO, OR I'D LOSE MY JOB.

308. TOUCHY. TOUCHY.

309. CUT IT OUT.

310. I CAN SEE IT NOW.

311. MR. AND MRS. JAZZ...

312. DOES JAZZ HAVE A LAST NAME?

313. I BELIEVE IT'S MATAZZ.

314. WILL YOU THREE CUT IT OUT?

315. PHILIP, WE DON'T MEAN ANYTHING BY IT.

316. I DON'T SEE THE DESTRUCTION OF OUR GENE POOL

317. AS SOMETHING TO JOKE ABOUT.

318. THAT MUST BE JAZZ.

319. GOOD, NOW MARISSA'S MEETING US AT THE RESTAURANT.

320. WE CAN'T EVEN BE A SECOND LATE.

321. JUST RELAX, HILARY.

322. YOU JUST MAKE SURE YOU'RE SWEET TO JAZZ.

323. IT'S MAKING HIS WHOLE WEEK.

324. MR. JAZZ.

325. YO, G.

326. AS OF TONIGHT,

327. MY NEW OFFICIAL NAME IS MR. LUCKY.

328. MARISSA, THANKS FOR INVITING US.

329. THIS IS SUCH AN EXCITING NEW RESTAURANT.

330. LOOK AT THAT.

331. BUTTER ON ICE.

332. I'M LIVING LARGE NOW.

333. SPEAKING OF ICE, JAZZ,

334. DOESN'T HILARY LOOK A LITTLE CHILLY?

335. OH, RIGHT.

336. YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL, BABY.

337. JAZZ, PLEASE.

338. NOW, I KNOW YOU CAN BE NICER THAN THAT.

339. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

340. THAT WAS A WONDERFUL IMITATION

341. OF A CREEPY SPIDER YOU JUST DID, JAZZ.

342. HEY, CHER!

343. SOPHOMORE IN HIGH SCHOOL.

344. BEAT THAT, HONEY.

345. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS, HILARY?

346. IT'S 8:15.

347. NO, IT'S NOT.

348. IT'S SLOW DANCING WITH JAZZ TIME.

349. NO, IT ISN'T.

350. WELL, YOU KNOW,

351. IT'S EITHER SLOW DANCING WITH JAZZ TIME,

352. OR WILL GETTING UP, GOING HOME,

353. AND LEAVING YOU WITHOUT A JOB TIME.

354. JAZZ, DO YOU WANT TO DANCE?

355. MAN, THIS MUST BE MY BIRTHDAY.

356. WHEN YOU GET BACK, BRING ME A MINERAL WATER,

357. THREE ICE CUBES, A LEMON, AND A LIME.

358. AND FOR THE SAKE OF NOVELTY,

359. GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME.

360. YES, MARISSA.

361. SO, LITTLE WILLIE,

362. UH, WOULD YOU PASS ME THE SALT, PLEASE?

363. OH, SURE.

364. WHOO!

365. UM, JAZZ, I FEEL I SHOULD TELL YOU SOMETHING.

366. I'M ONLY ON THIS DATE WITH YOU

367. AS PART OF MY DEAL WITH WILL.

368. I KNOW.

369. YOU DO?

370. IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME,

371. BUT HEY, IF IT'S MAKING YOU FEEL SAD DANCING WITH ME,

372. YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

373. OH, NO, JAZZ, IT'S NOT THAT.

374. THANK GOD.

375. IT'S JUST THIS JOB IS GETTING TO ME.

376. I MEAN, I DON'T MIND THE HARD WORK.

377. IT'S JUST I CAN'T SEEM TO DO ANYTHING RIGHT.

378. SHE'S ALWAYS YELLING AT ME.

379. AWW. TELL JAZZ ALL ABOUT IT.

380. OH, LOOK. BIGGEST DIRECTOR IN TOWN.

381. SYDNEY!

382. SYDNEY!

383. CONGRATULATIONS.

384. LOVED YOUR NEW MOVIE.

385. WE'VE GOT TO DO...

386. WHAT? HE JUST LOOKED RIGHT THROUGH ME.

387. MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE SPOKEN UP A LITTLE BIT.

388. THIS IS NOT GOOD.

389. HICKORY!

390. HEY, HICKORY!

391. YES.

392. I JUST SAW SYDNEY, AND HE CUT ME DEAD.

393. NOW DID YOU SEND HIM

394. THAT BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE LIKE I TOLD YOU

395. FOR THE PREMIER OF HIS CRAPPY MOVIE?

396. ALL YOU SAID TO ME THIS MORNING IS

397. THAT YOU WERE THINKING OF SENDING HIM SOMETHING,

398. BUT YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT.

399. CHAMPAGNE WOULD OBVIOUSLY BE THE PERFECT CHOICE,

400. EINSTEIN.

401. WHOA, WHOA, MARISSA, CHILL.

402. COME ON. SHE'S TRYING.

403. LOOK, I WORK SO HARD.

404. I MEAN, I WORK HARDER THAN ANYBODY,

405. AND I'M VERY UNDERPAID,

406. AND IT DOES NOT HELP

407. WHEN THE PERSON WHO IS SUPPOSED TO BE MY ASSISTANT

408. IS A TOTAL IDIOT.

409. YOU'RE THE IDIOT.

410. WELL, DATE'S OVER.

411. LOOK, I DON'T CARE HOW MANY MOVIES YOU MAKE.

412. NOBODY GONNA TALK LIKE THAT TO HILARY.

413. SHE'S SMART, SHE'S SWEET,

414. AND SHE'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE COSMOS,

415. AND SHE'S BEEN VERY NICE TO ME TONIGHT.

416. AND SHE'S BEEN NICE TO YOU, EVEN THOUGH YOU DIDN'T DESERVE IT.

417. SO YOU JUST TELL HER YOU'RE SORRY

418. 'CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO GET PRETTY DAMN MAD.

419. OH, SHUT UP.

420. NOW, LOOK, THIS IS WHAT YOU GOTTA DO.

421. I NEED YOU TO RUN TO AN ALL-NIGHT LIQUOR STORE...

422. NO. EXCUSE ME?

423. WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM?

424. I SHOULDN'T BE TREATED LIKE AN IDIOT.

425. I'M NOT AN IDIOT.

426. I'M SMART. AND ANOTHER THING,

427. YOUR LAST FIVE MOVIES REALLY SUCKED BIG TIME.

428. SIX.

429. YOU CAN'T STAND HERE TALKING LIKE THAT TO ME.

430. NO, YOU'RE RIGHT BECAUSE I HAVE A PRIOR ENGAGEMENT

431. WITH SOMEONE FROM THE "A" LIST.

432. COME ON, JAZZ, LET'S GO.

433. THANK YOU, OH, LORD.

434. OHH.

435. OHH.

436. WHO NEEDS THEM?

437. THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO APPRECIATE YOU.

438. I THINK ME AND YOU CAN HAVE A BETTER TIME

439. WITHOUT THEM.

440. REALLY?

441. PSYCH.

442. YOU REALLY SAID THAT TO MARISSA?

443. UH-HUH.

444. HEY, WELL, AT LEAST NOW MARISSA THE CRADLE CROOK

445. KNOWS WHAT HILARY THINKS ABOUT HER.

446. AND I OWE IT ALL TO JAZZ.

447. WELL, THANK YOU, JAZZ.

448. NOW MY DAUGHTER'S UNEMPLOYED.

449. DAD, YOU SHOULD THANK JAZZ.

450. HE REMINDED ME THAT I DO HAVE SOME SELF-RESPECT.

451. WHY DO I HAVE TO CHASE AFTER CELEBRITIES?

452. THEY'RE ALL SO SHALLOW AND SELF-CENTERED.

453. FROM NOW ON, I WANT TO SPEND TIME

454. WITH PEOPLE WHO HAVE DEPTH,

455. INTELLIGENCE, AND MATURITY.

456. I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THIS.

457. GOOD NIGHT, SWEETHEART.

458. GOOD NIGHT, MOMMY.

459. GOOD NIGHT, GUYS.

460. GOOD NIGHT.

461. NIGHT, BABY.

462. GUYS, I'M SORRY THE NIGHT WAS SO AWFUL.

463. HEY, WELL, HILARY, I'M JUST GRATEFUL

464. I GOT MY YOUNG BODY OUT OF THERE

465. BEFORE OLD MARISSA PUT SOME MILES ON IT.

466. WELL, I GOT TO GO.

467. PEACE, Y'ALL.

468. PEACE, BABE.

469. JAZZ, WAIT.

470. LISTEN, UM, THANK YOU.

471. I MEAN, WELL...

472. THANKS.

473. SURE, BABE.

474. HEY, YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME ON SATURDAY NIGHT?

475. LISTEN, I JUST... I DON'T... I DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD TIME.

476. I'D ONLY BE SAYING YES BECAUSE I FELT LIKE I OWED YOU SOMETHING.

477. THAT'S COOL WITH ME.

478. MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME.

479. WELL, OK.

480. GOOD NIGHT, HILARY.

481. NO, WAIT.

482. ALL A PART OF MY PLAN.

483. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

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