The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 1x24

Ron Fassler as Lee Cohen • Jaclyn Bernstein as Girl at Party • Tevin Campbell as Little T • Dax Biagas as Jason

R&B singer Tevin Campbell plays teen idol Little T, who surprises Ashley on her birthday with a special song and an invitation for a date.

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1. Philip, this kitchen is a mess.

2. I'd appreciate some help, please.

3. I'm cleaning out the refrigerator.

4. Yo, check it out, I got the perfect thing

5. to surprise Ashley with at her birthday party.

6. Yo, Geoffrey! Come on down!

7. 'I'd really rather not, Master William.'

8. Come on, G, they waitin'!

9. Uh, come on, G, kick it.

10. Hi, kids.

11. How are you doodly-do doing?

12. I have never been more humiliated in my life.

13. I'm sorry, Geoffrey, we're not laughing at you.

14. We're laughing with you.

15. Yo, that's just them. I'm definitely laughin' at you.

16. Master William, you could have at least

17. rented a proper clown costume.

18. There's a nasty little stain on my shirt.

19. There ain't no stain on your shirt—

20. Right there.

21. - Hi, everybody. - Hi.

22. Oh, hi, almost-birthday girl.

23. Well, sweetie, how does it feel to be almost 12?

24. Dad, as you get older, birthdays have less and less significance.

25. You know, I really stopped counting at ten.

26. Oh, come on, Ashley, aren't you just a little bit excited

27. about your birthday party?

28. Well, I know it's a little immature

29. but, yes, yes, I can't wait!

30. So what are you gonna wish for when you blow your candles out?

31. Well, there is one thing I've been wishing for.

32. - A doll? - A dress?

33. - A game? - No.

34. A boy!

35. Look. Now, this is a really good picture of him.

36. - Who's he? - His name is Little T.

37. Uh, you know, that kid singer.

38. He's not just a kid singer.

39. He's the coolest, cutest guy in the universe.

40. Some would beg to differ.

41. I've been reading all about him. Listen to this.

42. "He loves video games, cheeseburgers and basketball.

43. He hates rainy days, anchovies and phony people."

44. He is so deep.

45. You're tellin' me. He like all the same stuff I like.

46. God, I'd love to meet him someday. I wonder what I'd say.

47. How about, "Hold the anchovies?"

48. Very funny, Carlton.

49. You know, it's just because you have never really been in love.

50. I don't like the ugly turn this is taking.

51. Carlton, what are you talking about?

52. I just don't think it's healthy

53. that Ashley's so boy-crazy.

54. I mean, shouldn't she be playing with those toy ponies

55. with the pink hair?

56. Carlton, it's just puppy love.

57. Don't you remember your first crush?

58. Yeah. It was Tootie in "The Facts Of Life."

59. Wait. You-you had a love thing for Tootie?

60. When did you get over it?

61. What do you mean, "Get over it?"

62. I'd still love to meet her someday.

63. I wonder what I'd say.

64. How about, "Hello, Tootie. I'm Fruity?"

65. Just because you've never been in love..

66. Well, I've got the perfect idea for Ashley's birthday present.

67. - What's that, sweetheart? - I know Little T's agent.

68. He used to go out with my friend, Jennifer.

69. I'll bet he could get Ashley a front-row seat

70. at Little T's next concert.

71. Listen, Hilary, if you know his agent

72. uh, you can get somethin' twice as good as that.

73. Oh! Two seats!

74. Let me walk you through this one.

75. Tomorrow is Ashley's birthday party.

76. Ashley has a crush on Little T.

77. Birthday party. Little T. Birthday party. Little T.

78. Something beginning to gel here?

79. Oh, wouldn't it be nice if Little T

80. came to Ashley's birthday party?

81. Hm. That would be so cute.

82. Will everybody please be quiet? I'm trying to think.

83. Cousin Hilary, this party has been goin' on for an hour.

84. When is Little T gonna get here?

85. Well, you know nothing about celebrities.

86. They always come to parties fashionably late.

87. And for a celebrity, being an hour late

88. is like being a half an hour early.

89. Yeah? Well, if he's not here 15 minutes ago, that's his butt.

90. Hi, kids. I'm Tidy the Clown.

91. We are going to play a new game.

92. It's called Clean Up After Your Spoiled Little Selves.

93. - Mom, dad, make him stop! - What's the matter, baby?

94. Oh, come on, a clown at a birthday party?

95. - It's so babyish. - No, no, it's cool, Ashley.

96. I'm about to get this party started right.

97. Alright, kids, check it out.

98. I'm Ashley's cousin, Will, right?

99. And I'm about to hip y'all to this new style of dancin'.

100. It's called dumb dancin', right?

101. And no matter what you do

102. you got to have a serious mug

103. goin' the whole time, right?

104. So y'all peep this here.

105. Alright, here, go on, go on. Now you give it a try.

106. Yeah, like that'll be happenin'.

107. Yeah, man, who invited the old guy?

108. My brother, you want to take this outside?

109. Will, will you cut it out? You are wrecking the party.

110. I mean, this stuff is for babies. Clowns, dance contests.

111. Hi, kids. Prepare to be amazed.

112. It's time for the great Carltoni!

113. I wish I was never born.

114. Oh, great. Now, that's Little T's agent.

115. Yeah, I was the only one who thought

116. "Home Alone" would make money, yeah, that was me.

117. Oh, got to go.

118. - Lee. - Hilary.

119. Listen, sorry I'm late, but I was just at Goldie's house

120. and Goldie and Chevy and Mel were there and..

121. It just turned into a thing and, uh, you know..

122. A-as usual, I had to straighten it out, right? But, you know..

123. Uh, exactly.

124. Well, is Little T here?

125. Hey, would I lie to you?

126. Happy birthday, Ashley.

127. Are you feeling better?

128. I can't believe I just did that. This is so embarrassing.

129. - It's not so bad. - Oh, come on.

130. You know, I've always been planning on things to say

131. if I ever got a chance to meet you.

132. And then I finally meet you, and I don't even make a sound.

133. Well, I don't know about that.

134. You made a pretty good thud when you hit the ground.

135. Did I really? Oh, God, I can't even faint right.

136. Oh, come on, you mean to tell me

137. this was the most embarrassing thing

138. that's ever happened to you?

139. - Well, I guess not. - Then what was?

140. I can't tell you. It's too embarrassing.

141. Well, I'll tell you my most embarrassing moment.

142. I was dressing for gym class during a fire drill

143. and I had to run out of the building in my drawers.

144. Okay, okay, I'll tell you mine.

145. It was the Honor Day assembly, right?

146. And I was sitting with my legs crossed for the whole time.

147. And when they called out my name for the English Award

148. I stood up, started to walk across the stage

149. only, my leg was asleep.

150. And then, thwap! I fell flat on my face.

151. You know, come to think of it

152. most of my embarrassing moments

153. involve me hitting the floor.

154. You're really funny. You're really cool, too.

155. - Who, me? - Yeah.

156. Well, look, I've got to go.

157. Sorry we didn't have more time to talk.

158. I mean, what with you being unconscious and all.

159. Oh..

160. - Okay, well, thanks for coming. - Sure.

161. Look, you want to go out sometime?

162. Who, me?

163. Well, I thought maybe we'd go out for pizza tomorrow night.

164. I mean, if you're free.

165. Well, I'd have to check my calendar, but I think I'm free.

166. Okay, then can I come around 7:00?

167. - Okay. - Okay, then.

168. Okay.

169. - I guess I'll go now. - Oh, okay.

170. - I'll walk you to the door. - Okay.

171. Okay.

172. I'm hungry. Hilary, would you like a sandwich?

173. No, thanks, mom. I'm just too excited.

174. I can never eat before a big date. Do I look okay?

175. Hilary, it's not even your date. It's Ashley's date.

176. Yeah, but still, do I look okay?

177. Hilary, baby, calm down.

178. Oh, I'm sorry, mom, it's-it's just that this is

179. the most exciting day in a girl's life!

180. I mean, it's Ashley's first date, and it's with a celebrity!

181. It is so gratifying to see her developing the right values.

182. - Oh, oh.. - Oh, oh..

183. Oh, guys, don't do that.

184. - What? - You know, sigh like that.

185. You make me feel like Benji or something.

186. Okay, okay, we're just excited, that's all. We'll calm down.

187. Thanks. Could you make sure my hair is okay?

188. Sure.

189. Thank you. Well, I'm gonna go in the living room.

190. And wait for Little T.

191. Oh, just a second. Baby..

192. I just wanna get one picture.

193. Oh, mom, not the camcorder.

194. But, sweetheart, this is your first date.

195. Oh, come on, Ashley. This only happens once in your life.

196. Thank God!

197. Okay, now turn around so we can see your pretty dress.

198. Go back out and come in again the way you did.

199. - Mom! - Go on..

200. Hilary, baby, you sit there drinking your coffee

201. the way you were.

202. Okay.

203. Oh! That was great.

204. No, no, no, no, mom. Let's do it again.

205. I wasn't happy with what I did.

206. Ashley, go back out again.

207. Guys, will you cut it out? You're driving me crazy!

208. Now, he's a very special boy

209. and I don't wanna be so nervous that I mess things up.

210. In case you don't remember, this is my first date.

211. Hey, look, I'm tellin' you, Uncle Phil

212. he kissed her right on her mouth.

213. It was really more on the cheek, Will.

214. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but he was aiming

215. for her mouth and he missed.

216. The kid is not only aggressive

217. but he's inaccurate, and that's

218. a dangerous combination.

219. You guys are getting all worked up over nothing.

220. He's just a 13-year-old boy.

221. L-look, Uncle Phil, you don't understand. This is serious.

222. I know what goes on in the mind of a 13-year-old boy.

223. Considering you still have the mind of a 13-year-old boy.

224. Will's got a good point, dad.

225. When I was 13, I harbored some pretty impure thoughts

226. about Tootie.

227. Look, I wasn't thrilled about her going out

228. in the first place.

229. She's only 12.

230. But she had her heart set on it.

231. Besides, the kid's agent's gonna be chaperoning.

232. So what could possibly happen?

233. Uh-huh, that's them.

234. This discussion is at an end.

235. Master T and Mr. Lee Cohen.

236. Hey, you're English.

237. You know, I represent some English bands.

238. - You ever heard of Duran Duran? - Why, yes.

239. Yeah, well, when they came to me, they were just Duran.

240. I added the second Duran, and, bang-o!

241. You must be so, so proud.

242. Hi, Mr. Banks.

243. I brought some flowers for Ashley.

244. Oh, now, that's sweet.

245. Isn't that sweet, Will, Carlton?

246. - Yeah, real sweet. - Mm-hmm.

247. - This evening should be fun. - Oh, I hope it will be, son.

248. Here, Ashley's in the kitchen. Why don't you join her?

249. Great.

250. Isn't that sweet?

251. I mean, he seems really excited about his first date.

252. First date? Huh. Dream on.

253. - First date today, maybe. - Pardon me?

254. When that kid's on tour, he's gotta beat

255. the chicks away with a stick.

256. I wish I had a piece of that action, huh?

257. - Hm. "Action." - Isn't that sweet?

258. Well, you kids have a great time at the pizza place.

259. - We will. - Oh, did you hear that?

260. "We will."

261. Alright, kids. Let's party!

262. Okay, sweetie. Bye-bye. Have a good time.

263. - Buh-bye. - Have fun, you guys.

264. - Alright. - Buh-bye.

265. - 'Bye!' - Bye!

266. - Follow 'em. - Out.

267. Now, when I first read the script of "Pretty Woman"

268. it was called "Attractive Woman."

269. And I said, "Come on, guys

270. let's go all the way with this."

271. So, uh, they changed the title, and bang-o!

272. So what's your favorite video game?

273. - Tetris. - Me, too!

274. Oh, I brought my Game Boy.

275. - So you wanna play? - Uh, okay.

276. - Okay. - Okay.

277. Uh-oh, he's got his arm around her already.

278. Yeah, that's the same arm I used when I was 13.

279. It's that love arm.

280. We better work fast. Let's roll.

281. Hey, Ashley, Little T, what's goin' on?

282. What are you two doing here?

283. Well, Uncle Phil got hungry

284. so he sent us out to pick up a dozen pizzas.

285. Hey, Ashley, can I speak to you for a minute?

286. Excuse me.

287. What do you want?

288. Don't get upset, but it's your hair.

289. It's doing a weird kind of bird's nest thing.

290. You might wanna get a hairbrush and fix it or something.

291. I'll be right back.

292. I'mma be straight with you.

293. You're going out with my little cousin.

294. - You better not try nothing! - Huh?

295. Uh, don't-don't-don't-don't give me that innocent role.

296. I know what you people in the music business are like.

297. Makes me sick!

298. Sorry, but I don't know what you're talking about.

299. Oh..

300. Perhaps this will refresh your memory.

301. From the current issue of "Right On" magazine.

302. There's a picture of you at the recent Soul Train Awards.

303. Maybe you'd be kind enough to tell us

304. who this bimbo is on your arm.

305. That's my mom.

306. Uh, sorry.

307. Wow!

308. Okay, alright, alright, alright, look

309. you covered yourself on that one

310. but what about this girlie action you been gettin' on tour?

311. Your agent told me all about it.

312. Do you believe my agent?

313. Man, he lies about everything.

314. He told me I could have a career in singing.

315. Look, guys, with all the recording

316. touring, and my homework

317. I haven't had any time for girls.

318. To tell you the truth, this is my first real date.

319. I knew that.

320. I just brought Carlton down 'cause I had to prove it to him.

321. Let's go.

322. Carlton, I looked at my hair and it was fine.

323. Now, if you two don't mind

324. I'd like to continue with my date alone.

325. - Okay, we're going. - Check you later, Ash.

326. What was that all about?

327. I don't know. Don't worry about it.

328. So you want to play some more Tetris?

329. - Okay. - Okay.

330. I'm really having a good time, Ashley.

331. So am I.

332. Oh..

333. I don't believe you, Philip.

334. Sending Will and Carlton to spy on your own daughter?

335. So what's wrong with that? She is my daughter.

336. - I'd do it again, dammit. - Yo, word to big bird.

337. Just say the word and we there, Uncle Phil.

338. But this was such a big night for Ashley.

339. And mom and I were so happy for her.

340. What got into you guys?

341. I know it was a big night for her.

342. I knew it had to come sometime.

343. I just didn't think it would come so soon.

344. She's really growing up.

345. I guess it's time for us to stop butting into her life so much.

346. No, it's not!

347. Hi, everybody.

348. How did it go?

349. I'm not going to talk about it.

350. Oh, come on! Please..

351. Okay. Well, he did kiss me.

352. - Oh.. - Oh..

353. I wanna hear all the details.

354. We'll pop some popcorn, we'll do our nails

355. and you can tell me every single thing that happened tonight.

356. I'd like a written copy of that report.

357. Ashley, sweetie

358. when you walked in from that date

359. with that smile on your face..

360. that's a moment I will always remember.

361. That's nice, mommy.

362. Could you go out and do it again and I'll go get the camcorder?

363. - Mom.. - Okay, okay, just askin'.

364. Goodnight.

365. Goodnight.

366. My little princess.

367. I cannot believe my little girl went out on a real date tonight.

368. - He's a really nice guy, daddy. - I know.

369. But there's something you should know, sweetheart.

370. What?

371. I'm never gonna like anybody you bring home.

372. Well, that's awfully fair of you.

373. Well, it's not that they're not good.

374. It's just that nobody is good enough for you.

375. Goodnight, daddy.

376. Uh, l-look, I'm just sorry I wrecked your date, Ash.

377. You didn't, Will. It was the most wonderful night of my life.

378. Really? Well, that's great.

379. And you know, I think your second date

380. is gonna be even better, 'cause when you're 21

381. you can appreciate these things a lot more.

382. Will, I'm going out with him again next Saturday.

383. Well-well, well, next Saturday I'm busy.

384. You're gonna have to change that.

385. I know you're busy. That's why I made it for then.

386. - Goodnight, Will. - Goodnight, Ash.

387. Well, you should try bein' a rapper

388. 'cause like when you rappin', you mess up the words

389. and make up some new ones right there on the spot.

390. So let's-let's try this, I'll sing one line

391. and you make up a line to rhyme it.

392. - Okay. - Alright. Let's see. Alright.

393. - I'm thinking, alright? - Alright. We got all day.

394. - Okay, I've-I've got it. - Alright, here we go.

395. Yeah, you're right, homes..