The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 1x24

Ron Fassler as Lee Cohen • Jaclyn Bernstein as Girl at Party • Tevin Campbell as Little T • Dax Biagas as Jason

R&B singer Tevin Campbell plays teen idol Little T, who surprises Ashley on her birthday with a special song and an invitation for a date.

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1. PHILIP, THIS KITCHEN IS A MESS.

2. I'D APPRECIATE A LITTLE HELP, PLEASE.

3. I'M CLEANING OUT THE REFRIGERATOR.

4. YO, CHECK IT OUT. I GOT THE PERFECT THING

5. TO SURPRISE ASHLEY WITH AT HER BIRTHDAY PARTY.

6. YO, GEOFFREY! COME ON DOWN!

7. I'D REALLY RATHER NOT, MASTER WILLIAM.

8. COME ON, G, THEY WAITING.

9. ALL RIGHT. COME ON, G, KICK IT.

10. HI, KIDS.

11. HOW ARE YOU DOODLY-DO DOING?

12. I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE HUMILIATED IN MY LIFE.

13. I'M SORRY, GEOFFREY, WE'RE NOT LAUGHING AT YOU,

14. WE'RE LAUGHING WITH YOU.

15. YO, THAT'S JUST THEM. I'M DEFINITELY LAUGHING AT YOU.

16. MASTER WILLIAM, YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST

17. RENTED A PROPER CLOWN COSTUME.

18. THERE'S A NASTY LITTLE STAIN ON MY SHIRT.

19. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THERE AIN'T NO STAIN.

20. RIGHT THERE.

21. HA HA HA HA!

22. HI, EVERYBODY.

23. HI.

24. OH, HI, ALMOST BIRTHDAY GIRL.

25. WELL, SWEETIE, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE ALMOST 12?

26. DAD, AS YOU GET OLDER,

27. BIRTHDAYS HAVE LESS AND LESS SIGNIFICANCE.

28. YOU KNOW, I REALLY STOPPED COUNTING AT 10.

29. OH, COME ON, ASHLEY, AREN'T YOU JUST

30. A LITTLE BIT EXCITED ABOUT YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY?

31. WELL, I KNOW IT'S A LITTLE IMMATURE,

32. BUT YES, YES! I CAN'T WAIT!

33. SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO WISH FOR WHEN YOU BLOW YOUR CANDLES OUT?

34. WELL, THERE IS ONE THING I'M WISHING FOR.

35. A DRESS? A DOLL? A GAME?

36. NO.

37. A BOY!

38. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

39. LOOK, NOW THIS IS A REALLY GOOD PICTURE OF HIM.

40. WHO'S HE?

41. HIS NAME IS LITTLE T.

42. YOU KNOW. THAT KID SINGER.

43. HE'S NOT JUST A KID SINGER.

44. HE'S THE COOLEST, CUTEST GUY IN THE UNIVERSE.

45. SOME WOULD BEG TO DIFFER.

46. I'VE BEEN READING ALL ABOUT HIM.

47. LISTEN TO THIS. HE LOVES VIDEO GAMES, CHEESEBURGERS,

48. AND BASKETBALL.

49. HE HATES RAINY DAYS, ANCHOVIES,

50. AND PHONY PEOPLE. HE IS SO DEEP.

51. YOU'RE TELLING ME.

52. HE LIKE ALL THE SAME STUFF I LIKE.

53. GOD, I'D LOVE TO MEET HIM SOMEDAY.

54. I WONDER WHAT I'D SAY.

55. HOW ABOUT "HOLD THE ANCHOVIES"?

56. HA HA HA!

57. VERY FUNNY, CARLTON.

58. YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST BECAUSE

59. YOU'VE NEVER REALLY BEEN IN LOVE.

60. I DON'T LIKE THE UGLY TURN THIS IS TAKING.

61. CARLTON, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

62. I JUST DON'T THINK IT'S HEALTHY THAT ASHLEY'S SO BOY-CRAZY.

63. I MEAN, SHOULDN'T SHE BE PLAYING WITH

64. THOSE TOY PONIES WITH THE PINK HAIR?

65. CARLTON, IT'S JUST PUPPY LOVE.

66. DON'T YOU REMEMBER YOUR FIRST CRUSH?

67. YEAH. IT WAS TOOTIE ON THE FACTS OF LIFE.

68. WAIT. YOU HAD A LOVE THING FOR TOOTIE?

69. WHEN DID YOU GET OVER IT?

70. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, GET OVER IT?

71. I'D STILL LOVE TO MEET HER SOMEDAY.

72. I WONDER WHAT I'D SAY.

73. HOW ABOUT "HELLO, TOOTIE, I'M FRUITY"?

74. LOOK, JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE!

75. WELL, I'VE GOT THE PERFECT IDEA

76. FOR ASHLEY'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT.

77. WHAT'S THAT, SWEETHEART?

78. I KNOW LITTLE T's AGENT.

79. HE USED TO GO OUT WITH MY FRIEND JENNIFER.

80. I'LL BET HE COULD GET ASHLEY A FRONT ROW SEAT

81. AT LITTLE T's NEXT CONCERT.

82. LISTEN, HILARY, IF YOU KNOW HIS AGENT,

83. YOU CAN GET SOMETHING TWICE AS GOOD AS THAT.

84. OH! TWO SEATS!

85. LET ME WALK YOU THROUGH THIS ONE.

86. TOMORROW IS ASHLEY'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.

87. ASHLEY HAS A CRUSH ON LITTLE T.

88. BIRTHDAY PARTY. LITTLE T.

89. BIRTHDAY PARTY. LITTLE T.

90. SOMETHING BEGINNING TO GEL HERE?

91. WOULDN'T IT BE NICE

92. IF LITTLE T CAME TO ASHLEY'S BIRTHDAY PARTY?

93. THAT WOULD BE SO CUTE.

94. WILL EVERYBODY PLEASE BE QUIET? I'M TRYING TO THINK.

95. LISTEN, HILARY, THIS PARTY'S BEEN GOING ON AN HOUR.

96. WHEN IS LITTLE T GONNA GET HERE?

97. YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT CELEBRITIES.

98. THEY ALWAYS COME TO PARTIES FASHIONABLY LATE.

99. FOR A CELEBRITY, BEING AN HOUR LATE

100. IS LIKE BEING A HALF AN HOUR EARLY.

101. YEAH? IF HE'S NOT HERE 15 MINUTES AGO, THAT'S HIS BUTT.

102. HI, KIDS. I'M TIDY THE CLOWN.

103. WE ARE GOING TO PLAY A NEW GAME.

104. IT'S CALLED CLEAN UP AFTER YOUR SPOILED LITTLE SELVES.

105. MOM, DAD, MAKE HIM STOP.

106. WHAT'S THE MATTER, BABY?

107. OH, COME ON! A CLOWN AT A BIRTHDAY PARTY?

108. IT'S SO BABYISH.

109. NO, IT'S COOL, ASH.

110. I'M ABOUT TO GET THIS PARTY STARTED RIGHT.

111. A'IGHT, KIDS, CHECK IT OUT.

112. I'M ASHLEY'S COUSIN WILL, RIGHT?

113. AND I'M ABOUT TO HIP YOU ALL TO THIS NEW-STYLE DANCIN'.

114. IT'S CALLED DUMB DANCING, RIGHT?

115. AND NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, YOU GOT TO HAVE

116. A SERIOUS MUG ON THE WHOLE TIME, RIGHT? SO PEEP THIS HERE.

117. ALL RIGHT. COME ON. YOU GIVE IT A TRY.

118. YEAH. LIKE THAT'LL BE HAPPENING.

119. YEAH, MAN, WHO INVITED THE OLD GUY?

120. MY BROTHER, YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?

121. WILL, WILL YOU CUT IT OUT?

122. YOU ARE WRECKING THE PARTY.

123. I MEAN, THIS STUFF IS FOR BABIES... CLOWNS, DANCE CONTESTS.

124. HI, KIDS. PREPARE TO BE AMAZED.

125. IT'S TIME FOR THE GREAT CARLTONI!

126. I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN.

127. OH, GREAT. NOW, THAT'S LITTLE T's AGENT.

128. YEAH! I WAS THE ONLY ONE

129. WHO THOUGHT HOME ALONE WOULD MAKE MONEY.

130. YEAH! THAT WAS ME. OH, GOT TO GO.

131. LEE.

132. HILARY.

133. LISTEN, SORRY I'M LATE,

134. BUT I WAS JUST AT GOLDIE'S HOUSE,

135. AND GOLDIE AND CHEVY AND MEL WERE THERE,

136. AND IT JUST TURNED INTO A THING,

137. AND AS USUAL I HAD TO STRAIGHTEN IT OUT. BUT YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.

138. OH, EXACTLY.

139. WELL, IS LITTLE T HERE?

140. HEY, WOULD I LIE TO YOU?

141. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ASHLEY.

142. ARE YOU FEELING BETTER?

143. I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST DID THAT.

144. THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING.

145. OH, IT'S NOT SO BAD.

146. OH, COME ON! I'VE ALWAYS BEEN PLANNING ON

147. THINGS TO SAY IF I EVER GOT A CHANCE TO MEET YOU.

148. AND THEN I FINALLY MEET YOU,

149. AND I DON'T MAKE A SOUND.

150. WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.

151. YOU MADE A PRETTY GOOD THUD WHEN YOU HIT THE GROUND.

152. DID I, REALLY? OH, GOD.

153. I CAN'T EVEN FAINT RIGHT.

154. OH, COME ON! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME

155. THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING

156. THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?

157. WELL, I GUESS NOT.

158. THEN WHAT WAS?

159. I CAN'T TELL YOU. IT'S TOO EMBARRASSING.

160. WELL, I'LL TELL YOU MY MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT.

161. I WAS DRESSING FOR GYM CLASS DURING A FIRE DRILL,

162. AND I HAD TO RUN OUT OF THE BUILDING IN MY DRAWERS.

163. OK, OK. I'LL TELL YOU MINE.

164. IT WAS THE HONOR DAY ASSEMBLY, RIGHT?

165. AND I WAS SITTING WITH MY LEGS CROSSED THE WHOLE TIME,

166. AND WHEN THEY CALLED OUT MY NAME FOR THE ENGLISH AWARD,

167. I STOOD UP, STARTED TO WALK ACROSS THE STAGE

168. ONLY MY LEG WAS ASLEEP.

169. AND THEN THWAP! I FELL FLAT ON MY FACE.

170. YOU KNOW, COME TO THINK OF IT,

171. MOST OF MY EMBARRASSING MOMENTS

172. INVOLVE ME HITTING THE FLOOR.

173. YOU'RE REALLY FUNNY.

174. YOU'RE REALLY COOL, TOO.

175. WHO, ME?

176. YEAH. WELL, LOOK, I'VE GOT TO GO.

177. SORRY WE DIDN'T HAVE MORE TIME TO TALK.

178. I MEAN, WHAT WITH YOU BEING UNCONSCIOUS AND ALL.

179. OH, OK, WELL, THANKS FOR COMING.

180. SURE.

181. LOOK, YOU WANT TO GO OUT SOMETIME?

182. WHO, ME?

183. WELL, I THOUGHT MAYBE WE'D GO OUT FOR PIZZA TOMORROW NIGHT.

184. I MEAN, IF YOU'RE FREE.

185. WELL, I'D HAVE TO CHECK MY CALENDAR,

186. BUT I THINK I'M FREE.

187. OK. THEN CAN I COME AROUND 7:00?

188. OK.

189. OK, THEN.

190. OK.

191. I GUESS I'LL GO NOW.

192. OH, OK. I'LL WALK YOU TO THE DOOR.

193. OK.

194. OK.

195. I'M HUNGRY. HILARY, WOULD YOU LIKE A SANDWICH?

196. NO, THANKS, MOM. I'M JUST TOO EXCITED.

197. I CAN NEVER EAT BEFORE A BIG DATE.

198. DO I LOOK OK?

199. HILARY, IT'S NOT EVEN YOUR DATE. IT'S ASHLEY'S DATE.

200. YEAH, BUT STILL, DO I LOOK OK?

201. HILARY, BABY, CALM DOWN.

202. I'M SORRY, MOM, IT'S JUST THAT THIS IS

203. THE MOST EXCITING DAY IN A GIRL'S LIFE.

204. I MEAN, IT'S ASHLEY'S FIRST DATE,

205. AND IT'S WITH A CELEBRITY.

206. IT IS SO GRATIFYING

207. TO SEE HER DEVELOPING THE RIGHT VALUES.

208. OHH. OHH.

209. OH, GUYS DON'T DO THAT.

210. WHAT?

211. YOU KNOW, SIGH LIKE THAT.

212. YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE BENJI.

213. OK, OK. WE'RE JUST EXCITED, THAT'S ALL.

214. WE'LL CALM DOWN.

215. THANKS. COULD YOU MAKE SURE MY HAIR'S OK?

216. SURE.

217. THANK YOU. WELL, I'M GOING TO GO

218. IN THE LIVING ROOM AND WAIT FOR LITTLE T.

219. OH, JUST A SECOND!

220. BABY, I JUST WANT TO GET ONE PICTURE.

221. OH, MOM, NOT THE CAMCORDER.

222. BUT, SWEETHEART, THIS IS YOUR FIRST DATE.

223. OH, COME ON, ASHLEY. THIS ONLY HAPPENS ONCE IN YOUR LIFE.

224. THANK GOD.

225. OK, NOW TURN AROUND SO WE CAN SEE YOUR PRETTY DRESS.

226. GO BACK OUT AND COME IN AGAIN THE WAY YOU DID.

227. MOM! GO ON.

228. HILARY, BABY, YOU SIT THERE DRINKING YOUR COFFEE THE WAY YOU WERE.

229. OK!

230. OH, THAT WAS GREAT.

231. NO, MOM. LET'S DO IT AGAIN.

232. I WASN'T HAPPY WITH WHAT I DID.

233. ASHLEY, GO BACK OUT AGAIN.

234. WILL YOU GUYS CUT IT OUT?

235. YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY.

236. NOW, HE'S A VERY SPECIAL BOY,

237. AND I DON'T WANT TO BE SO NERVOUS THAT I MESS THINGS UP.

238. IN CASE YOU DON'TREMEMBER, THIS ISMY FIRST DATE.

239. OHH. OHH.

240. LOOK, I'M TELLING YOU, UNCLE PHIL,

241. HE KISSED HER RIGHT ON HER MOUTH.

242. IT WAS REALLY MORE ON THE CHEEK, WILL.

243. YEAH. BUT HE WAS AIMING FOR HER MOUTH AND HE MISSED.

244. THE KID IS NOT ONLY AGGRESSIVE, BUT HE'S INACCURATE,

245. AND THAT'S A DANGEROUS COMBINATION.

246. YOU GUYS ARE GETTING ALL WORKED UP OVER NOTHING.

247. HE'S JUST A 13-YEAR-OLD BOY.

248. LOOK, UNCLE PHIL, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. THIS IS SERIOUS.

249. I KNOW WHAT GOES ON IN THE MIND OF A 13-YEAR-OLD BOY.

250. CONSIDERING YOU STILL HAVE THE MIND OF A 13-YEAR-OLD BOY.

251. WILL'S GOT A GOOD POINT, DAD.

252. WHEN I WAS 13,

253. I HARBORED SOME PRETTY IMPURE THOUGHTS ABOUT TOOTIE.

254. LOOK, I WASN'T THRILLED ABOUT HER GOING OUT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

255. SHE'S ONLY 12, BUT SHE HAD HER HEART SET ON IT.

256. BESIDES, THE KID'S AGENT IS GONNA BE CHAPERONING. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN?

257. UH-HUH. THAT'S THEM.

258. THIS DISCUSSION IS AT AN END.

259. MASTER T AND MR. LEE COHEN.

260. HEY, YOU'RE ENGLISH.

261. YOU KNOW, I REPRESENT SOME ENGLISH BANDS.

262. YOU EVER HEARD OF DURAN DURAN?

263. WHY, YES.

264. WHEN THEY CAME TO ME, THEY WERE JUST DURAN.

265. I ADDED THE SECOND DURAN, AND BANG-O!

266. YOU MUST BE SO, SO PROUD.

267. HI, MR. BANKS.

268. I BROUGHT SOME FLOWERS FOR ASHLEY.

269. OH, NOW, THAT'S SWEET.

270. ISN'T THAT SWEET, WILL, CARLTON?

271. YEAH, REAL SWEET.

272. MM-HMM.

273. THIS EVENING SHOULD BE FUN.

274. WELL, I HOPE IT WILL BE, SON.

275. HERE, ASHLEY'S IN THE KITCHEN. WHY DON'T YOU JOIN HER?

276. GREAT.

277. ISN'T THAT SWEET?

278. HE SEEMS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT HIS FIRST DATE.

279. FIRST DATE? DREAM ON.

280. FIRST DATE TODAY MAYBE.

281. PARDON ME?

282. WHEN THAT KID'S ON TOUR, HE'S GOT TO BEAT

283. THE CHICKS AWAY WITH A STICK.

284. WISH I HAD A PIECE OF THAT ACTION, HUH?

285. AHEM. ACTION.

286. ISN'T THAT SWEET?

287. WELL, YOU KIDS HAVE A GREAT TIME AT THE PIZZA PLACE.

288. WE WILL.

289. DID YOU HEAR THAT? "WE WILL."

290. ALL RIGHT, KIDS. LET'S PARTY.

291. OK, SWEETIE. BYE-BYE. HAVE A GOOD TIME.

292. BYE-BYE. HAVE FUN, YOU GUYS.

293. BYE-BYE.

294. BYE.

295. FOLLOW THEM. OUT.

296. NOW, WHEN I FIRST READ PRETTY WOMAN,

297. IT WAS CALLED ATTRACTIVE WOMAN.

298. AND I SAID, "COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GO ALL THE WAY WITH THIS."

299. SO THEY CHANGED THE TITLE, AND BANG-O!

300. SO, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE VIDEO GAME?

301. TETRIS. ME, TOO.

302. OH, I BROUGHT MY GAME BOY.

303. SO YOU WANT TO PLAY?

304. UH, OK.

305. OK.

306. OK.

307. UH-OH. HE'S GOT HIS ARM AROUND HER ALREADY.

308. YEAH, THAT'S THE SAME ARM I USED WHEN I WAS 13.

309. THAT'S THAT LOVE ARM.

310. WE BETTER WORK FAST. LET'S ROLL.

311. HEY, ASHLEY, LITTLE T, WHAT'S GOING ON?

312. WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE?

313. WELL, UNCLE PHIL GOT HUNGRY,

314. SO HE SENT US OUT TO PICK UP A DOZEN PIZZAS.

315. HEY, ASHLEY, CAN I SPEAK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE?

316. EXCUSE ME.

317. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

318. DON'T GET UPSET, BUT IT'S YOUR HAIR.

319. IT'S DOING A WEIRD KIND OF BIRD'S NEST THING.

320. YOU MIGHT WANT TO FIX IT OR SOMETHING.

321. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

322. I'M GOING TO BE STRAIGHT WITH YOU.

323. YOU'RE GOING OUT WITH MY LITTLE COUSIN.

324. YOU BETTER NOT TRY NOTHING.

325. HUH?

326. DON'T... DON'T... DON'T... DON'T GIVE ME THAT INNOCENT ROLE.

327. I KNOW WHAT YOU PEOPLE

328. IN THE MUSIC BUSINESS ARE LIKE.

329. MAKES ME SICK.

330. SORRY, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

331. OHH!

332. PERHAPS THIS WILL REFRESH YOUR MEMORY.

333. FROM THE CURRENT ISSUE OF RIGHT ON MAGAZINE.

334. THERE'S A PICTURE OF YOUAT THERECENT SOUL TRAIN AWARDS.

335. NOW, WILL YOU BE KIND ENOUGH

336. TO TELL US WHO THIS BIMBO IS ON YOUR ARM?

337. THAT'S MY MOM.

338. UH, SORRY.

339. WOW!

340. ALL RIGHT. YOU COVERED YOURSELF ON THAT ONE,

341. BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS GIRLIE ACTION YOU BEEN GETTING ON TOUR?

342. YOUR AGENT TOLD ME ALL ABOUT IT.

343. HA! YOU BELIEVE MY AGENT?

344. MAN, HE LIES ABOUT EVERYTHING.

345. HE TOLD ME I COULD HAVE A CAREER IN SINGING.

346. LOOK, GUYS,

347. WITH ALL THE RECORDING, TOURING, AND MY HOMEWORK,

348. I HAVEN'T HAD ANY TIME FOR GIRLS.

349. TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, THIS IS MY FIRST REAL DATE.

350. PFFT! I KNEW THAT.

351. I JUST BROUGHT CARLTON DOWN

352. 'CAUSE I HAD TO PROVE IT TO HIM.

353. LET'S GO.

354. CARLTON! I LOOKED AT MY HAIR, AND IT WAS FINE.

355. NOW, IF YOU TWO DON'T MIND,

356. I'D LIKE TO CONTINUE WITH MY DATE ALONE.

357. OK, WE'RE GOING.

358. CHECK YOU LATER, ASH.

359. WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?

360. I DON'T KNOW. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

361. SO, YOU WANT TO PLAY SOME MORE TETRIS?

362. OK.

363. OK. I'M REALLY HAVING A GOOD TIME, ASHLEY.

364. SO AM I.

365. OHH. OHH.

366. I DON'T BELIEVE YOU, PHILLIP.

367. SENDING WILL AND CARLTON TO SPY ON YOUR OWN DAUGHTER?

368. SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? SHE IS MY DAUGHTER.

369. I'D DO IT AGAIN, DAMN IT.

370. YO, WORD TO BIG BIRD.

371. JUST SAY THE WORD, AND WE THERE, UNCLE PHIL.

372. THIS WAS SUCH A BIG NIGHT FOR ASHLEY

373. AND MOM AND I WERE SO HAPPY FOR HER. WHAT GOT INTO YOU GUYS?

374. I KNOW IT WAS A BIG NIGHT FOR HER.

375. I KNEW IT HAD TO COME SOME TIME.

376. I JUST DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD COME SO SOON.

377. SHE'S REALLY GROWING UP.

378. I GUESS IT'S TIME FOR US

379. TO STOP BUTTING INTO HER LIFE SO MUCH.

380. NO, IT'S NOT!

381. HI, EVERYBODY.

382. HOW DID IT GO?

383. I'M NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT.

384. OH, COME ON. PLEASE.

385. OK. WELL, HE DID KISS ME.

386. OOH! OOH!

387. OHH! OHH! OHH!

388. I WANT TO HEAR ALL THE DETAILS.

389. WE'LL POP SOME POPCORN, WE'LL DO OUR NAILS,

390. AND YOU CAN TELL ME EVERY SINGLE THING THAT HAPPENED TONIGHT.

391. OK!

392. I'D LIKE A WRITTEN COPY OF THAT REPORT.

393. ASHLEY, SWEETIE, WHEN YOU WALKED IN FROM THAT DATE

394. WITH THAT SMILE ON YOUR FACE,

395. THAT'S A MOMENT I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER.

396. THAT'S NICE, MOMMY.

397. COULD YOU DO IT AGAIN, AND I'LL GO GET THE CAMCORDER?

398. MOM. OK. OK. JUST ASKING.

399. GOOD NIGHT.

400. GOOD NIGHT.

401. MY LITTLE PRINCESS.

402. I CANNOT BELIEVE MY LITTLE GIRL

403. WENT OUT ON A REAL DATE TONIGHT.

404. HE'S A REALLY NICE GUY, DADDY.

405. I KNOW, BUT THERE'S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW, SWEETHEART.

406. WHAT?

407. I'M NEVER GOING TO LIKE ANYBODY YOU BRING HOME.

408. WELL, THAT'S AWFULLY FAIR OF YOU.

409. WELL, IT'S NOT THAT THEY'RE NOT GOOD.

410. IT'S JUST THAT NOBODY IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU.

411. NIGHT, DADDY.

412. LOOK, I'M JUST SORRY I WRECKED YOUR DATE, ASH.

413. YOU DIDN'T, WILL.

414. IT WAS THE MOST WONDERFUL NIGHT OF MY LIFE.

415. REALLY? WELL, THAT'S GREAT.

416. AND I THINK YOUR SECOND DATE IS GONNA BE EVEN BETTER,

417. 'CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE 21, YOU CAN APPRECIATE THESE THINGS A LOT MORE.

418. WILL, I'M GOING OUT WITH HIM AGAIN NEXT SATURDAY.

419. NEXT SATURDAY I'M BUSY. YOU'LL HAVE TO CHANGE THAT.

420. I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY.

421. THAT'S WHY I MADE IT FOR THEN.

422. GOOD NIGHT, WILL.

423. GOOD NIGHT, ASH.

424. YOU SHOULD TRY BEING A RAPPER.

425. WHEN YOU'RE RAPPIN' AND YOU MESS UP THE WORDS,

426. MAKE UP SOME NEW ONES RIGHT THERE ON THE SPOT.

427. SO LET'S TRY THIS.

428. I'LL SING ONE LINE, AND YOU MAKE UP A LINE.

429. OK. ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE.

430. I'M THINKING, ALL RIGHT?

431. WE GOT ALL DAY.

432. OK, I'VE GOT IT.

433. ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO.

434. YEAH! THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN'!

435. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

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