1. LET'S TAKE FIVE, GUYS.Copy !req
2. WILL, WAS THAT REALLY NECESSARY?Copy !req
3. OH, I'M SORRY, CARLTON.Copy !req
4. YOU THOUGHT I WAS
LAUGHING AT YOU?Copy !req
5. THAT'S WHAT IT SOUNDED LIKE.Copy !req
6. NO, NO. SEE, WHEN
I LAUGH AT YOU,Copy !req
7. IT'S MORE LIKE THIS...Copy !req
8. JUST FOR FUTURE REFERENCE.Copy !req
9. MAN, Y'ALL BUTCHERED THAT SONG.Copy !req
10. HEY, C, I'M TELLING YOU,Copy !req
11. IF THE COMMODORES
HEARD YOU SINGING,Copy !req
12. THEY'D RUN YOU OVER
WITH THE SOUL TRAIN.Copy !req
13. YOU KNOW, I CAN UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU'RE THREATENED.Copy !req
14. AFTER ALL, YOU TWO POSSESS
ABSOLUTELY NO MUSICAL ABILITY.Copy !req
15. FACE IT, YOU'RE SO
JEALOUS, YOU'RE GREEN.Copy !req
16. ALL RIGHT, BUT JUST OUT
OF CURIOSITY, CARLTON,Copy !req
17. WHAT COLOR ARE YOU?Copy !req
18. OH, HERE WE GO AGAIN.Copy !req
19. LOOK, JUST BECAUSE I GREW
UP IN THE BEST NEIGHBORHOODSCopy !req
20. AND PRONOUNCE THE I-N-Gs
AT THE END OF MY WORDS,Copy !req
21. DOESN'T MAKE ME ANY
LESS BLACK THAN YOU.Copy !req
22. NO. IT'S THAT TIE THAT DOES IT.Copy !req
23. FACE IT, C, I'M TELLING YOU,Copy !req
24. IF YOU WENT DOWN TO
JAZZ'S NEIGHBORHOODCopy !req
25. LOOKING THE WAY YOU LOOKCopy !req
26. AND TALKING THE WAY YOU TALK,Copy !req
27. YOU WOULDN'T COME HOME
WALKING THE WAY YOU WALK.Copy !req
28. AND WHAT NEIGHBORHOOD IS THAT?Copy !req
29. COMPTON.Copy !req
30. AND IF YOU CAN MAKE IT THERE,Copy !req
31. YOU'LL MAKE IT ANYWHERE.Copy !req
32. I'D DO JUST FINE AND
DANDY IN COMPTON,Copy !req
33. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.Copy !req
34. YOU KNOW, C, TALK IS CHEAP.Copy !req
35. WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A BET?Copy !req
36. NAME IT.Copy !req
37. I'LL BET YOU WOULDN'T
LAST A DAY IN COMPTON.Copy !req
38. ALL RIGHT, AND IF I DO,Copy !req
39. YOU HAVE TO STOP MAKING
THOSE CHEAP SHOTS AT ME.Copy !req
40. I DON'T KNOW. THAT'S MY
WHOLE REASON FOR LIVING.Copy !req
41. BETTER MAKE IT TWO DAYS.Copy !req
42. TWO DAYS, PIECE OF CAKE.Copy !req
43. I GUARANTEE, WHEN
I GET TO COMPTON,Copy !req
44. I'LL FIT RIGHT IN.Copy !req
45. DAMN, WHY DIDN'T WE BET MONEY?Copy !req
46. CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.Copy !req
47. HELLO, EVERYBODY.Copy !req
48. IT LOOKS LIKE THE WORKING
GIRL'S POISED FOR A PROMOTION.Copy !req
49. WHAT'S UP, SWEETHEART?Copy !req
50. I SOLD MY FIRST PICTURE
AT THE ART GALLERY.Copy !req
51. I THINK I'M GOING
TO GET A RAISE.Copy !req
52. EXCELLENT, MISS HILARY.Copy !req
53. YOU MUST LET ME KNOW
WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE.Copy !req
54. CARLTON, IF YOU WANT
TO GO TO COMPTON,Copy !req
55. GO THROUGH WITH THIS.Copy !req
56. I'VE NEVER LIED TO MY PARENTS.Copy !req
57. IT EVEN GAVE ME THE WILLIESCopy !req
58. WHEN BEAVER USED TO DO IT.Copy !req
59. FINE. WELL, THE BET'S OFF, THEN.Copy !req
60. MAN, IT'S ABOUT TO BE
DISS-FEST '91 AROUND HERE.Copy !req
61. AND I FEEL ONE COMING ON NOW.Copy !req
62. ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT, I'LL DO IT.Copy !req
63. HI, AUNT VIV.Copy !req
64. HI, GUYS.Copy !req
65. HI, MOM.Copy !req
66. UH, DAD, DID YOU SIGNCopy !req
67. OUR PERMISSION SLIPS YET?Copy !req
68. I'M SORRY, SON. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
69. I'M TALKING ABOUT TWO WEEKS AGO,Copy !req
70. WILL AND I GAVE YOU
A PERMISSION SLIPCopy !req
71. FOR OUR FIELD TRIP THIS WEEKEND.Copy !req
72. YOU SAID YOU'D THINK
ABOUT IT AND SIGN IT LATER.Copy !req
73. IT DOESN'T RING A BELL.Copy !req
74. DAD, YOU'RE ALWAYS
SAYING HOW IMPORTANTCopy !req
75. THESE OPPORTUNITIES ARE.Copy !req
76. WHEN THEY COME UP, YOU
COMPLETELY IGNORE THEM.Copy !req
77. IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN CARE.Copy !req
78. PHILIP.Copy !req
79. OH... I REMEMBER.Copy !req
80. GOD.Copy !req
81. WHERE ARE YOU GOING, BABY?Copy !req
82. MR. FELS IS TALKING THE
ENGLISH CLASS TO SAN FRANCISCOCopy !req
83. TO VISIT MARK TWAIN'S HOUSECopy !req
84. AND ALL THE LITERARY SITES.Copy !req
85. I DON'T KNOW. I THOUGHT
IT WAS IMPORTANT.Copy !req
86. PHILIP, HOW COULD YOUCopy !req
87. FORGET SOMETHING LIKE THAT?Copy !req
88. I DIDN'T FORGET, VIVIAN.Copy !req
89. NOW, WHERE DID I PUT
THOSE PERMISSION SLIPS?Copy !req
90. DAD, DON'T BOTHER LOOKING.Copy !req
91. I FOUND IT IN THE TRASH CAN,Copy !req
92. UNDERNEATH A BANANA.Copy !req
93. PHILIP!Copy !req
94. HONESTLY,Copy !req
95. FORGETTING YOUR SON AND NEPHEWCopy !req
96. LIKE THAT.Copy !req
97. HERE YOU ARE, GUYS.Copy !req
98. THANKS, DAD.Copy !req
99. THANKS A LOT, UNCLE PHIL.Copy !req
100. I MEAN, REALLY, PHILIP,Copy !req
101. I THINK YOU OUGHT TO
REVIEW YOUR PRIORITIES.Copy !req
102. I'M GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL.Copy !req
103. WELL, HERE WE ARE, C.Copy !req
104. JAZZ'S CRIB.Copy !req
105. CRIB... HOUSE,
DWELLING, DOMICILE.Copy !req
106. H-HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?Copy !req
107. HIP-HOP FLASH CARDS?Copy !req
108. I MADE THEM MYSELF.Copy !req
109. I'VE BEEN CRAMMING ALL NIGHT.Copy !req
110. I HOPE I GET IT OUT OF MY HEADCopy !req
111. BEFORE I TAKE THE S.A.T.s.Copy !req
112. YO, J.Copy !req
113. PRINCE.Copy !req
114. SH... SH...Copy !req
115. HI, ROOMIE.Copy !req
116. AH...Copy !req
117. THAT'S CALLED LEAVING ME HANGINGCopy !req
118. BECAUSE MY HAND IS LITERALLY
LEFT HANGING IN THE AIR.Copy !req
119. AHA, MY BROTHERS.Copy !req
120. A-ROOF! A-ROOF!Copy !req
121. YO, I WANT YOU TO MEET
BOOMPS, VIDAL, AND TINY.Copy !req
122. MY COUSIN CARLTON.Copy !req
123. A-ROOF!Copy !req
124. WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?Copy !req
125. WELL, WHERE DO I PUT MY THINGS?Copy !req
126. LET ME HAVE MY BUTLER GET THEM.Copy !req
127. PSYCH.Copy !req
128. I CRACK MYSELF UP.Copy !req
129. YOU CAN PUT THEM ON THE FLOOR,Copy !req
130. BUT WATCH OUT FOR MY CARPET,Copy !req
131. 'CAUSE IT'S IMPORTED
FROM PERSIA.Copy !req
132. I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY.Copy !req
133. JUST TAKE THEM TO THE BEDROOM.Copy !req
134. AH, WELL, NOW THAT
CARLTON'S UNPACKED,Copy !req
135. I COULD GO FOR GRUB.Copy !req
136. WHAT DO I DO TILL
YOU GUYS GET BACK?Copy !req
137. WELL, LET'S SEE.Copy !req
138. AH.Copy !req
139. CHILL.Copy !req
140. WHAT'S UP?Copy !req
141. DON'T MIND ME.
I'M HERE ON A BET.Copy !req
142. GIVE ME A LITTLE TIME
TO ACCLIMATE MYSELF.Copy !req
143. APPLEGATE? SOUNDS
LIKE A SCHOOL WORD.Copy !req
144. YOU KNOW, I DON'T
LIKE SCHOOL WORDS.Copy !req
145. I CAN'T APPLEGATE
MYSELF TO THEM.Copy !req
146. THAT'S VERY FUNNY.Copy !req
147. IT AIN'T SUPPOSED TO BE.Copy !req
148. I DON'T LIKE YOU.Copy !req
149. WELL, THAT'S KIND OF A
SNAP DECISION, ISN'T IT?Copy !req
150. YOU'VE HARDLY HAD
TIME TO FORM AN OPINION.Copy !req
151. OH, OH, THAT'S REAL MATURE.Copy !req
152. EVERYBODY, PUT
YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!Copy !req
153. WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?Copy !req
154. YO, FELLAS!Copy !req
155. A-ROOF! A-ROOF!Copy !req
156. YO, MY BROTHER, YOU
WANT TO BUY A GUCCI BAG?Copy !req
157. MY SISTER ALREADY HAS
ABOUT EIGHT OF THEM.Copy !req
158. $20.Copy !req
159. I'M REALLY...Copy !req
160. $2.00! 50 CENTS!Copy !req
161. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
162. 20 CENTS.Copy !req
163. 20 CENTS. THAT'S NOT
A REAL GUCCI BAG, IS IT?Copy !req
164. MAYBE IT IS. MAYBE IT AIN'T.Copy !req
165. ALL RIGHT, LOOK...Copy !req
166. HOMEY.Copy !req
167. YOU'RE NEVER GOING
TO SELL BAGS THAT WAY.Copy !req
168. MAYBE IF YOU WENT OUT AND BOUGHT
YOURSELF A WELL-TAILORED SUITCopy !req
169. AND LOST THE EARRING,Copy !req
170. THEN YOU'D LOOK
LIKE A REAL SALESMAN.Copy !req
171. AND THAT GRAMMAR... SHEESH!Copy !req
172. WHAT?Copy !req
173. ARE YOU TRYING TO SUGGESTCopy !req
174. I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO RUN MY BUSINESS?Copy !req
175. JAZZ, I JUST FEEL BAD
FOR CARLTON, MAN.Copy !req
176. WHAT DOES HE KNOW
ABOUT LIVING IN THE HOOD?Copy !req
177. I SPENT HALF THE RIDE OVERCopy !req
178. TRYING TO CONVINCE HIM
NOT TO SAY DYN-O-MITE!Copy !req
179. I FEEL LIKE I'M TOSSING
HIM TO THE LIONS.Copy !req
180. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
181. THE DETROIT LIONS STILL
GOT THOSE CHEERLEADERS?Copy !req
182. OPEN THE DOOR, MAN.Copy !req
183. YES, THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
184. YOU CAN BUY PROPERTY
FOR NO MONEY DOWN!Copy !req
185. YO, WHAT'S UP?Copy !req
186. CA-CARLTON...Copy !req
187. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING?Copy !req
188. YO, THIS?Copy !req
189. CARLTON, YOU LOOK LIKE A PIRATE.Copy !req
190. YO, STOP FRONTIN', YOU
KNOW THIS GEAR IS CHILL.Copy !req
191. WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE THAT?Copy !req
192. YO, HOW YOU PLAYIN' ME, PRINCE?Copy !req
193. WHAT?Copy !req
194. YOU KNOW, YOU DISSIN' ME.Copy !req
195. COME ON, MAN, STOP IT!Copy !req
196. HEY, PRINCE, LAY
OFF OF HIM, MAN.Copy !req
197. WE LIKE C-NOTE.Copy !req
198. C-NOTE?Copy !req
199. YEAH. HE WAS A LITTLE STIFF,Copy !req
200. BUT HE'S COMING AROUND.Copy !req
201. YEAH. HE'S HELPING
US WITH OUR BUSINESS.Copy !req
202. HEY, C-NOTE, HOW DO I
FIGURE MY NET WORTH?Copy !req
203. YO, HOW MANY TIMES
I GOT TO TELL YOU?Copy !req
204. WRITE YOUR QUESTIONS DOWN.Copy !req
205. I'LL HOOK YOU UP LATER.Copy !req
206. I'M SORRY. THAT
WAS RUDE OF ME, MAN.Copy !req
207. YO, WE COOL.Copy !req
208. THEY LOVE ME.Copy !req
209. JAZZ, TELL ME THAT
THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.Copy !req
210. I DON'T KNOW, PRINCE.Copy !req
211. I'M STARTING TO LIKE HIM, TOO.Copy !req
212. YO, C, I WANT TO THANK
YOU FOR THAT TIP.Copy !req
213. I'M GOING TO GET ME SOME
OF THEM DOUCHE MARKS.Copy !req
214. THAT'S DEUTSCHE MARKS.Copy !req
215. OH, OK.Copy !req
216. YO, CHECK IT OUT,
C. I'M LEAVING, RIGHT?Copy !req
217. I'M GONNA GET
BACK WITH YOU LATERCopy !req
218. SO WE CAN OPEN
THAT SCHWAB ACCOUNT.Copy !req
219. PEACE.Copy !req
220. C-NOTE, YOU STILL COMINGCopy !req
221. TO MacARTHUR PARK
TOMORROW NIGHT?Copy !req
222. YO, I'M WITH IT.Copy !req
223. WHOA, WHOA, HOLD IT, HOLD IT.Copy !req
224. YOU'RE GOING TO
MacARTHUR PARK AT NIGHT?Copy !req
225. YEAH. MY SQUAD'S GOING
TO SELL SOME GUCCI BAGS.Copy !req
226. IT'S A SALES BONANZA.Copy !req
227. SORRY. THERE'S NO HIP-HOP
WORD FOR SALES BONANZA.Copy !req
228. C, I DON'T GO TO MacARTHUR PARK.Copy !req
229. WHAT'S UP, WILL?Copy !req
230. NOT MAN ENOUGH TO
SWING WITH THE BROTHERS?Copy !req
231. GET OVER HERE, MAN!Copy !req
232. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT
MacARTHUR PARK IS LIKE.Copy !req
233. IT'S DANGEROUS, MAN.Copy !req
234. OH, WILL, IF THERE'S ANY DANGER,
I'LL CALL THE PARK RANGERS.Copy !req
235. IT'S NOT THAT KIND
OF PARK, BOO-BOO.Copy !req
236. LISTEN, PEOPLE GET KILLED THERE.Copy !req
237. YOU HAVE NO IDEACopy !req
238. WHAT YOU'RE GETTING
YOURSELF INTO.Copy !req
239. I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT
I'M GETTING MYSELF INTO.Copy !req
240. I'M TIRED OF YOU ALWAYS
TALKING DOWN TO ME.Copy !req
241. I'M GONNA WIN OUR BET.Copy !req
242. YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE
TO MAKE FUN OF ME AGAIN.Copy !req
243. YOU KNOW WHAT? THE
BET IS OFF, CARLTON.Copy !req
244. IT'S OFF. COME
ON, LET'S GO HOME.Copy !req
245. HEY, LEAVE C-NOTE ALONE, MAN.Copy !req
246. HE AIN'T LEAVING TILL
HE DOES MY TAXES.Copy !req
247. YO.Copy !req
248. I'M GOING TO SLEEP ON THE FLOOR.Copy !req
249. WHEN ARE CARLTON AND WILL
COMING HOME FROM THEIR TRIP?Copy !req
250. THEY SHOULD BE HERE
ANY MINUTE, SWEETIE.Copy !req
251. AH, THESE TWO DAYS
HAVE JUST FLOWN RIGHT BY.Copy !req
252. GEOFFREY, DID YOU REALLY ENJOY
HAVING WILL OUT OF THE HOUSECopy !req
253. THAT MUCH?Copy !req
254. THE CLOSEST I'LL
EVER GET TO A BONUS.Copy !req
255. YO, MY SQUAD, WHAT'S UP?Copy !req
256. CARLTON?Copy !req
257. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
WEREN'T YOU ON YOUR SCHOOL TRIP?Copy !req
258. I'M QUITTING SCHOOL.
THAT'S FOR SUCKERS.Copy !req
259. STARTING MY OWN BUSINESS.Copy !req
260. I CAN GET $20 FOR
THIS CHINA DOG.Copy !req
261. NO, YOU WON'T!Copy !req
262. $2.00.Copy !req
263. WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?Copy !req
264. LISTEN, I CAN EXPLAIN!Copy !req
265. WILL...Copy !req
266. AAH!Copy !req
267. DADDY!Copy !req
268. STOP IT!Copy !req
269. STOP IT!Copy !req
270. THIS IS THE POLICE!Copy !req
271. CARLTON, COME OUT
WITH YOUR HANDS UP!Copy !req
272. YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!Copy !req
273. AAH! AAH! AAH!Copy !req
274. AAH!Copy !req
275. UHH.Copy !req
276. IS HILARY READY YET?Copy !req
277. WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO GO GET HER?Copy !req
278. COULD YOU, PLEASE? I DON'T
KNOW WHAT TAKES HER SO LONG.Copy !req
279. WE'RE NEVER THIS
LATE FOR CHURCH.Copy !req
280. HAS ANYBODY SEEN
GEOFFREY THIS MORNING?Copy !req
281. NO. WHY?Copy !req
282. OH, JUST WONDERING WHERE HE IS.Copy !req
283. PHILIP, HIS WEEKENDS
ARE HIS OWN.Copy !req
284. IT'S NONE OF OUR
BUSINESS WHERE HE GOES.Copy !req
285. GEOFFREY?Copy !req
286. MADAM, I ASSUMED YOU'D
BE IN CHURCH BY NOW.Copy !req
287. MAYBE YOU'D CARE TO JOIN US.Copy !req
288. ON REFLECTION, PERHAPS I SHOULD.Copy !req
289. I'M READY TO GO, BUT
WE CAN'T DRIVE TOO FAST,Copy !req
290. BECAUSE THINGS HAVEN'T SET YET.Copy !req
291. WELL, IF WE HURRY RIGHT NOW,Copy !req
292. WE'LL GET THERE BEFORE
THE SERVICE STARTS,Copy !req
293. BUT I'M AFRAID WE'RE STILL GONNA
HAVE TO SIT TOWARD THE BACK.Copy !req
294. THE BACK ROW? THE LIGHT'S
COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THERE.Copy !req
295. I HAVE TO CHANGE.Copy !req
296. UNCLE PHIL, AUNT VIV,Copy !req
297. LOOK, I'M GLAD I CAUGHT YOU.Copy !req
298. WILL, WHY AREN'T
YOU IN SAN FRANCISCO?Copy !req
299. WHERE'S CARLTON?Copy !req
300. BEFORE I TELL YOU, UNCLE PHIL,Copy !req
301. I JUST WANT TO...Copy !req
302. WHERE'S CARLTON?Copy !req
303. IN COMPTON.Copy !req
304. COMPTON!Copy !req
305. WHAT IS HE DOING IN COMPTON?Copy !req
306. A VERY BAD IMITATION OF ME.Copy !req
307. WHAT?Copy !req
308. LOOK, HE JUST STARTED
TRIPPING, AUNT VIVS.Copy !req
309. SEE, WE HAD THIS BETCopy !req
310. THAT HE COULDN'T
HANG OUT IN THE HOOD.Copy !req
311. HE'S JUST TAKING IT TOO FAR.Copy !req
312. HE'S GOING TO
MacARTHUR PARK TONIGHTCopy !req
313. TO SELL KOREAN GUCCI BAGS.Copy !req
314. MacARTHUR PARK!Copy !req
315. WHERE IS HE RIGHT NOW?Copy !req
316. HE'S DOWN AT JAZZ'S CRIB.Copy !req
317. I AM GOING DOWN THERE AND
I AM BRINGING MY BABY BACK.Copy !req
318. VIVIAN! VIVIAN! VIVIAN!Copy !req
319. CALM DOWN.Copy !req
320. NOW, NOBODY'S GOING ANYWHERE...Copy !req
321. EXCEPT WILL.Copy !req
322. WILL? THAT'S ME.
WHERE I'M GOING?Copy !req
323. YOU'RE GOING DOWN TO JAZZ'SCopy !req
324. AND YOU'RE GOING TO
BRING CARLTON BACK HERECopy !req
325. BY THE TIME WE'RE
BACK FROM CHURCH.Copy !req
326. SEE, I CAN'T EXACTLY
DO THAT, UNCLE PHIL.Copy !req
327. WHY NOT?Copy !req
328. IT'S THE WAY THINGS
WORK DOWN IN THE HOOD.Copy !req
329. IF A BROTHER COMES BETWEEN
A BROTHER AND HIS BROTHERS,Copy !req
330. THEN THAT BROTHER'S
CONSIDERED A MOTHER.Copy !req
331. I WILL TELL YOU
WHO'S A MOTHER... ME.Copy !req
332. I'M GOING DOWN THERE AND
I AM BRINGING MY BABY BACK.Copy !req
333. VIVIAN!Copy !req
334. PUT YOUR EARRINGS BACK ON.Copy !req
335. WILL, I DON'T CARE HOW
THIS MAKES YOU LOOKCopy !req
336. TO YOUR FRIENDS.Copy !req
337. I'M TIRED OF BAILING YOU OUT.Copy !req
338. WHY SHOULD I
ALWAYS BE THE HEAVY?Copy !req
339. NO. I'M IN ENOUGH
TROUBLE AS IT IS.Copy !req
340. VIVIAN.Copy !req
341. CARLTON.Copy !req
342. SHH! GRAB A SEAT, MAN.Copy !req
343. DUDE'S ABOUT TO EXPLAIN
VARIABLE RATE MORTGAGES.Copy !req
344. LOOK, LATER. CARLTON,
YOU GOT TO COME HOME.Copy !req
345. I'M NOT LEAVING.Copy !req
346. LISTEN, MAN. I CALLED AUNT VIVCopy !req
347. TO TELL HER HOW WE WAS
DOING IN SAN FRANCISCO.Copy !req
348. SHE GAVE ME SOME BAD NEWS, MAN.Copy !req
349. GEOFFREY FELL DOWN THE
BACK STEPS, SPLIT HIS WIG.Copy !req
350. WE GOTTA GO TO THE HOSPITAL.Copy !req
351. KNOCK IT OFF, WILL.Copy !req
352. MAN, I'M NOT LYING! THE WHOLE
FAMILY'S AT THE HOSPITAL.Copy !req
353. DO WHAT YOU WANT.
I'M GOING DOWN THERE.Copy !req
354. YOU'RE SERIOUS?Copy !req
355. YES!Copy !req
356. C-NOTE, YOU BETTER GO, MAN.Copy !req
357. YEAH. LATER. MY CONDOLENCES.Copy !req
358. GREAT. LET'S GO.Copy !req
359. CARLTON!Copy !req
360. MOM!Copy !req
361. AUNT VIV, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
362. WHAT DOES IT LOOK
LIKE I'M DOING HERE?Copy !req
363. I CAME TO GET MY BOY.Copy !req
364. MOM, I CAN EXPLAIN. WE WERE
ON OUR WAY TO SAN FRANCISCOCopy !req
365. WHEN I REMEMBERED I
HAD A SOCIOLOGY REPORT...Copy !req
366. DON'T EVEN TRY, CARLTON.Copy !req
367. WILL TOLD ME EVERYTHING.Copy !req
368. OOH. OOH. OOH.Copy !req
369. IT WAS A BET.Copy !req
370. A BET? I DON'T CARE.Copy !req
371. YOU ARE NOT GOING TO
MacARTHUR PARK TONIGHT.Copy !req
372. IN FACT, NONE OF YOU ARE GOINGCopy !req
373. TO MacARTHUR PARK TONIGHT.Copy !req
374. WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
375. BOY, DO NOT TEST ME.Copy !req
376. YES, MA'AM.Copy !req
377. CARLTON, WILL, GET YOUR THINGS.Copy !req
378. I WILL BE WAITING
DOWNSTAIRS IN THE CAR.Copy !req
379. AND ANOTHER THING,
THIS PLACE IS A DISGRACE!Copy !req
380. YOU HAVE A TRASH
CAN, HONEY. USE IT!Copy !req
381. YOU WENT HOMECopy !req
382. AND TOLD MOM AND DAD?Copy !req
383. YOU DIMED HIM OUT.Copy !req
384. WAIT, WAIT, HOLD ON.
I DID THE RIGHT THING.Copy !req
385. CARLTON WAS ACTING
IRRESPONSIBLY.Copy !req
386. CARLTON WAS ACTING WHAT?Copy !req
387. IN COSBY?Copy !req
388. PRINCE USED A SCHOOL WORD.Copy !req
389. YOU 5-0'd YOUR OWN COUSIN.Copy !req
390. YO, MAN, YOU GETTING SOFT.Copy !req
391. SELLOUT.Copy !req
392. MAN, YOU ABOUT TO
CATCH AN EYE-JAMMING.Copy !req
393. YOU'RE GETTING A LITTLE
PALE ON US, AIN'T YOU?Copy !req
394. MY BROTHER, YOU WANT
TO TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?Copy !req
395. YO, PRINCE, CHILL OUT.Copy !req
396. HEY, J, I CAN'T LET HIM
SAY THAT STUFF ABOUT ME.Copy !req
397. MAYBE NOW YOU KNOW
WHAT IT FEELS LIKE.Copy !req
398. WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE
IN THIS MUCH TROUBLE?Copy !req
399. WHY DON'T YOU ASK WILL.
HE'S BEEN THERE BEFORE.Copy !req
400. WELL, THEY'RE GOING TO
DO ALL THE TALKING ANYWAY,Copy !req
401. SO YOU JUST PRETTY MUCH NODCopy !req
402. AND SAY I'M SORRY.Copy !req
403. OH, AND CRY IF YOU CAN.Copy !req
404. HAVE MOM AND DAD
TALKED TO YOU YET?Copy !req
405. NO, BUT I THINK I HEARD
UNCLE PHIL UPSTAIRS,Copy !req
406. TESTING HIS BELTS OUT.Copy !req
407. LOOK, GUYS, I KNOW
YOU'RE WORRIED,Copy !req
408. BUT EARLIER I WAS
UPSTAIRS WITH MOM AND DAD,Copy !req
409. AND EVEN THOUGH THEY
WERE INITIALLY UPSET,Copy !req
410. NOW I REALLY THINK THEY'LL
OVERLOOK THE WHOLE THING.Copy !req
411. REALLY? REALLY?Copy !req
412. WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING?Copy !req
413. THEY'RE GOING TO KILL YOU GUYS!Copy !req
414. ALL RIGHT, GUYS.Copy !req
415. STAND UP.Copy !req
416. OK, THIS IS NEW.Copy !req
417. THEY ONLY WAY
WE'RE GOING TO MAKE ITCopy !req
418. IS IF WE STICK TOGETHER.Copy !req
419. EXPLAIN.Copy !req
420. IT'S ALL CARLTON'S FAULT.Copy !req
421. WILL STARTED IT.Copy !req
422. YOU GOT DOWN THERE
AND STARTED TRIPPING.Copy !req
423. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE THE BET!Copy !req
424. IT WAS YOUR IDEA
IN THE FIRST PLACE!Copy !req
425. HOLD IT!Copy !req
426. I AM ASHAMED OF YOU TWO.Copy !req
427. NOT ONLY DID YOU LIE TO US,Copy !req
428. YOU PUT YOURSELVES IN
DANGER FOR A STUPID BET.Copy !req
429. BUT MOM, WE WERE
NEVER IN ANY REAL DANGER.Copy !req
430. WELL, YOU ARE NOW.Copy !req
431. UNCLE PHIL, AT THIS JUNCTURE,Copy !req
432. I JUST WANT TO ASK,Copy !req
433. IS, LIKE, ONE OF US
IN ANY MORE TROUBLECopy !req
434. THAN THE OTHER?Copy !req
435. WILL, YOU ARE THE ONE WHO
STARTED THIS WHOLE THING.Copy !req
436. I'M SORRY, AUNT VIV.Copy !req
437. I'M SORRY. HOW MANY TIMES
ARE WE GONNA HEAR THAT?Copy !req
438. WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO
START TAKING RESPONSIBILITYCopy !req
439. FOR YOUR ACTIONS?Copy !req
440. WHEN ARE YOU GOING
TO GROW UP, BOY?Copy !req
441. I'M SORRY, AUNT VIV.Copy !req
442. WILL, SIT DOWN.Copy !req
443. NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENEDCopy !req
444. IF YOU HADN'T INSISTEDCopy !req
445. ON MAKING FUN OF YOUR COUSIN.Copy !req
446. NOW, YOU KNOW, FOR A PERSON
WHO'S ALWAYS GOING AROUND SAYING,Copy !req
447. "I WISH PEOPLE WOULD
LET ME ACT THE WAY I WANT,"Copy !req
448. YOU'RE AWFULLY HARD ON CARLTON.Copy !req
449. THAT WAS MY POINT.Copy !req
450. THAT'S NO EXCUSE, CARLTON.
JUST BECAUSE WILL TEASES YOU,Copy !req
451. YOU HAVE TO DO
SOMETHING THIS FOOLISH?Copy !req
452. DAD, I KNOW IT SEEMED FOOLISH,Copy !req
453. BUT I HAD TO SHOW HIMCopy !req
454. THAT I HAD THE COURAGE
TO SURVIVE DOWN THERE.Copy !req
455. THAT'S NOT COURAGE.Copy !req
456. COURAGE IS BEING
THE WAY YOU ARE,Copy !req
457. NO MATTER WHAT
ANYBODY SAYS ABOUT YOU.Copy !req
458. WILL TEASES ME,Copy !req
459. BUT YOU DON'T SEE ME GOING,Copy !req
460. "YO, YO, YO, HOMEY, YO."Copy !req
461. DAD, THERE'S NO
"YO" AT THE END OF IT.Copy !req
462. I'M PRETTY SURE OF IT.Copy !req
463. I'M GLAD YOU HAD SUCH A
FUN TIME DOWN IN THE HOOD,Copy !req
464. BECAUSE WE'RE GOING
TO HAVE A FUN TIMECopy !req
465. DREAMING UP YOUR PUNISHMENT.Copy !req
466. PEACE OUT.Copy !req
467. I'M GOING TO GO TEST
THE LOCK ON MY DOOR.Copy !req
468. GOOD NIGHT, CARLTON.Copy !req
469. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, GOOD NIGHT?Copy !req
470. THIS IS MY TIME TO GLOAT.Copy !req
471. GLOAT?Copy !req
472. I WON THE BET.Copy !req
473. I HUMILIATED YOU IN
FRONT OF YOUR PEERS.Copy !req
474. PLUS, YOU SAID I COULDN'T
HANDLE COMPTON,Copy !req
475. AND I DID.Copy !req
476. I'D SAY IT'S TIME TO GLOAT.Copy !req
477. GOOD NIGHT, CARLTON.Copy !req
478. SEE, YOU'RE JUST EMBARRASSEDCopy !req
479. BECAUSE I BEAT YOU
AT YOUR OWN GAME.Copy !req
480. LOOK, I NEVER JUDGE YOU
FOR BEING THE WAY YOU ARE,Copy !req
481. BUT YOU ALWAYS ACT
LIKE I DON'T MEASURE UPCopy !req
482. TO SOME RULE OF BLACKNESS
THAT YOU CARRY AROUND.Copy !req
483. HOLD ON, HOLD ON, WAIT, WAIT.Copy !req
484. YOU DON'T JUDGE ME?Copy !req
485. YOU DO EVERYTHING BUT
CARRY A BIG OLD GAVEL AROUND.Copy !req
486. YOU TREAT ME LIKE
SOME KIND OF IDIOTCopy !req
487. JUST 'CAUSE I TALK DIFFERENT.Copy !req
488. DIFFERENTLY.Copy !req
489. GOOD NIGHT, CARLTON.Copy !req
490. WILL, JUST SO I DON'T
NEED TO TELL YOU LATER...Copy !req
491. I DID WIN THE BET.Copy !req
492. NO, YOU DID NOT.Copy !req
493. YES, I DID.Copy !req
494. OUR BET WAS THAT YOU
COULDN'T SPEND THE WEEKENDCopy !req
495. IN COMPTON, AND YOU DIDN'T.Copy !req
496. THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE
YOU CAME AND GOT ME.Copy !req
497. IF I HADN'T COME AND GOT YOU,
YOU'D HAVE GOT YOURSELF KILLED.Copy !req
498. AND WHY WAS THAT
IMPORTANT TO YOU?Copy !req
499. PFF! IT WASN'T.Copy !req
500. YES, IT WAS.Copy !req
501. ADMIT IT, WILL. YOU
CARE ABOUT ME.Copy !req
502. I DO NOT.Copy !req
503. YES, YOU DO. YOU LIKE ME.Copy !req
504. YOU LIKE HAVING ME AROUND.Copy !req
505. CARLTON, TAKE IT BACK, MAN.Copy !req
506. FACE IT.Copy !req
507. YOU'VE JUST GOT TO FACE IT.Copy !req
508. YOU LOVE ME.Copy !req
509. MY BROTHER, YOU WANT
TO TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?Copy !req
510. CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.Copy !req
511. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE www.ncicap.org...Copy !req