The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 1x15

Directed by Jeff Melman

Justin Shenkarow as Kevin Driscoll • Taylor Negron as Vic • Michael Landes as Chadney Hunt • Evander Holyfield as Himself • Shirley Mitchell as Mrs. Lang • Michael Weiner as Kellogg Lieberbaum • Evander Holyfield as Evander Holyfield

Will inimitably dresses the mansion for the holidays, to the dismay of the neighbors, including heavyweight boxing champion Evander Holyfield.

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1. And then, came the Third Day of Christmas..

2. and still no one had made a present for Santa.

3. Whom shall I ask to help me, boys and girls?

4. Ooh, ooh, ooh! I know, I know!

5. Ask the reindeer on your left hand.

6. I'd love to help

7. but I have my hooves full as it is.

8. I get it. His hooves are full.

9. He don't have no hands. I get it.

10. Hey, G, I did not see that comin', man.

11. Hey, this is dope, right, Ash?

12. - Ashley! - I'm awake.

13. I don't know why I bother.

14. It's impossible to compete with tawdry entertainment

15. like MTV, Nintendo..

16. the new children on the block.

17. Well, thanks a lot, Ash.

18. Now I'll never know how the story ends.

19. Pardon me for caring, but I really wanted to know

20. what Santa got for Christmas.

21. He doesn't get an actual gift, Will.

22. He gets the love of all the little children in the world.

23. Really? What a gyp.

24. Oh, come on, Will, everyone knows

25. there's no Santa Claus.

26. Wait a minute, there is no Milli Vanilli..

27. but there definitely is a Santa Claus.

28. Okay, Ash, let's write our letters to Santa Claus.

29. - Will. - Hey, look, here.

30. You can help me with my list.

31. How do you spell "Vanessa Williams?"

32. Will, don't you have anything better to do

33. with Christmas vacation than writing a silly letter?

34. Well, what're you gonna do with your vacation?

35. Are you gonna play with your friends?

36. I wish I had someone to play with

37. but every year my friends all go out of town

38. with their families, and I'm stuck here all alone.

39. Ashley, you can still do somethin'

40. to have fun while you're here.

41. I'm going to!

42. I've decided to learn a new word every day.

43. Ashley, that'sboring.

44. Really? I think it's very autodidactic.

45. Christmas vacation is finally here.

46. God help me, I do love it so.

47. I thought you liked school, Carlton.

48. Ash, I think Bel-Air Academy

49. is one of the best schools in the country.

50. Its academics are excellent. Its sports program is outstanding.

51. And the faculty is first-rate.

52. But round about December 10, it all starts to get

53. a little old, know what I mean?

54. Carl, we got a problem.

55. Your sister, ten years old

56. and doesn't know the meaning of Christmas.

57. I know the meaning of undulate.

58. I don't know where you're going with this Christmas thing, Will

59. but I've got bigger fish to fry.

60. I've gotta raise 600 more dollars

61. for my Glee Club ski trip.

62. Give you a dollar if you shave your head.

63. I've booked the Alligaroos to sing

64. at a bunch of Christmas parties.

65. So, if we make enough money, on December 26

66. we'll all be..

67. Imitatin' Jerry Lewis?

68. I've got to rehearse now.

69. Yo guys, let's use this room.

70. Alright, well, let's start with our opening number, alright?

71. Five, six.. A five, six, seven, and..

72. Hold it! What the bloody hell kind of song is that?

73. What do you mean?

74. A little kid sees his mom

75. tongue-wrestlin' with Santa Claus?

76. Will, it's really his father dressed up like Santa Claus.

77. Oh.. Well, why'd he dress up like..

78. Oh! Oh, oh, I get it.

79. I dress up like Santa Claus.

80. You dress up like the Easter Bunny.

81. That makes me sick.

82. We're trying to put together a musical program

83. for Jonathan's parents' party tonight.

84. Jonathan's stepfather is a record producer.

85. And he asked that we not do the same old

86. tired Christmas carols.

87. Here's our program.

88. Wait a minute.

89. "You don't bring me flowers.

90. "People who need people.

91. The way we were."

92. Who gonna come down the chimney, Barbra Streisand?

93. You've been to my parents' parties?

94. (Hilary) 'Okay, that would be fantastic. Alright.'

95. Also, look, I wanna send a box

96. of the fancy chocolate-covered pretzels

97. to a Mr. Patrick Swayze.

98. Right. And the card should read, "Pat, saw these

99. "and immediately thought of you.

100. Love, Hilary. XXX."

101. Okay, now, send the same thing to Kevin Costner

102. Michelle Pfeiffer, and Sting.

103. - Huh. - Great. Thanks.

104. Well, that takes care of the A-list.

105. Now, should I send a box of pears

106. or the meat thermometer to Steve Guttenberg?

107. Hilary, I'd hate to inject some reality

108. into these proceedings

109. but who you tryin' to fool, baby?

110. - What do you mean? - Uh..

111. Hilary, you always walk around here frontin'

112. like you know all these famous people.

113. You don't know nobody.

114. God, Will, you are so jaded and skeptical.

115. You remind me so much of Judd Nelson.

116. Philip, we're spending an hour at your office party

117. and then we're coming home. I have too many papers to grade.

118. Okay, okay, but first things first.

119. Do you remember the names of all my partners' wives?

120. - Yes. - Okay.

121. Who is, um, George Meyer's wife?

122. - Eunice. - Enh!

123. That was last year. The new wife's name is Kelly.

124. Kelly? Walter's secretary?

125. - Mm-hm. - Mm.

126. Now, who is, um, Jack Fitzgerald's wife?

127. - Doris. - The correct answer is Heather.

128. Formerly, the muffin-cart girl.

129. Wait a minute.

130. How many new wives are gonna be at this party?

131. Well, let's just put it this way, Vivian.

132. You're the only repeat.

133. Hey, hold up. Hey, you guys going to a Christmas party?

134. Well, it's just an office Christmas party.

135. Man, I remember our Christmas parties back in Philly.

136. The building would be filled with the sounds of Christmas.

137. You know, jingle bells, and singin' and laughin'.

138. Then at the end of the evening the traditional police sirens.

139. Those were the days.

140. Well, I'll just go bring the car around.

141. Uh, hold up, Aunt Viv.

142. Does this neighborhood do anything special for Christmas?

143. Not really. Well, last year, President Reagan's

144. Secret Service agents dressed up as Santa Claus

145. and warned everyone to keep their distance.

146. That was kind of festive.

147. Uh, come on, Aunt Viv, this is terrible, I mean

148. people in Bel-Air don't even know how to celebrate Christmas.

149. - I-I'm worried about Ashley. - What do you mean?

150. I mean, growin' up in Bel-Air she never had a real Christmas.

151. I mean, there's no sledding.

152. T-t-there's no caroling.

153. You know, t-there's no winos makin'

154. snow angels on the front lawn.

155. A-a-and y'all don't even decorate the livin' room.

156. Yes, we do. We've already started.

157. The poinsettias, the red candles.

158. And here's the beautiful crystal nativity

159. your uncle gave me for Christmas years ago.

160. Where the little baby Jesus at?

161. Right there.

162. That little disk?

163. There are more decorations coming.

164. A wonderful shop in Beverly Hills

165. comes to the house, sets up the tree

166. and decorates it for us.

167. Do they open your present and wear your sweaters for you too?

168. Look, if you wanna show Ashley a little more

169. of the Christmas spirit, why don'tyougo to the shop

170. pick up the decorations, and then you and Ashley

171. can decorate it yourself. Okay?

172. - Well, alright, now. - Ha-ha-ha.

173. Ashley!

174. Hey, uh, this is gonna be hype, Aunt Viv.

175. Hey, you have fun at the office Christmas party, too.

176. Thanks, honey, I'm looking forward to meeting

177. all the new wives.

178. I hope they bring their Barbie dolls.

179. Will, were you vociferating for me?

180. I gotta get back to you on that. Um..

181. But anyway, y-you wanna go into Beverly Hills with me

182. and pick up the Christmas decorations?

183. Okay.

184. We can sing Christmas songs all the way there.

185. Great. Here's one Carlton taught me.

186. Uh, hi.

187. - Merry Christmas. - Mm-hm.

188. Aren't these figures outstanding?

189. They're beyond outstanding. They're deeply beyond.

190. They're hand-carved. We import them from Poland.

191. We're looking for some Christmas decorations.

192. Let me show you something that we're doing right now

193. that's deeply happening.

194. It's a Caribbean Christmas tree.

195. It's very big in London. It's beyond big.

196. It's all about veryhotoranges

197. and very intense yellows.

198. I feel it's a very vibrant tree

199. and I feel it's a very important tree.

200. Well, we're just picking up the decorations

201. for my mother, Mrs. Banks.

202. Yeah.

203. She phoned and she told me

204. that you'd be putting them up yourselves

205. this year, which is fine.

206. You'll save yourself a little money, which is a good thing

207. because the '90s are going to be all about..

208. restraint.

209. Is, uh, this the wreath for the door?

210. Yeah, let's talk about that

211. wreath for a moment, if you will.

212. Last year, I was so deeply into the distant salmons

213. and the sandy beiges

214. but this year I went more with the muted roses with these

215. little arrogant touches of celadon and periwinkle.

216. I think it worked out quite nice.

217. Um, let's try something wild here, you know?

218. Do you have anything red or green?

219. Or, I don't know, maybe something like a Santa Claus?

220. It's been done.

221. Excuse us.

222. Ashley, these decorations are wack.

223. Look, we're gonna save Aunt Viv a lot of money

224. and buy 'em somewhere else, alright?

225. - Let's go. - Excuse me?

226. You forgot your box of decorations.

227. Uh, no, well, you see

228. we're going to do our own decoration this year.

229. It's gonna be about arrogant little elves

230. and rambunctious reindeer, you know?

231. And-and little men in red suits.

232. I think it will be deeply, deeply dope.

233. We should've left that stupid office party an hour earlier.

234. I still have 30 papers to grade.

235. Look, we're both very busy but we can't work in the car.

236. So, why don't we just take this time to relax a bit?

237. You're right.

238. Oh, look how nicely they've decorated

239. the house on the corner.

240. Mm. Those white lights on the tree outside.

241. Mm, just the right touch of lights.

242. A little goes a long way, you know?

243. God, I used to love Christmas when I was little.

244. Now it just rushes by in one big blur.

245. Mm. Well, Christmas is more for kids.

246. You know, even though we're busy

247. I think we should do something nice for Will.

248. Must be hard for him spending Christmas in a strange place.

249. Ah, yeah, you're right, sweetheart.

250. We'll do something nice for him.

251. Surprise!

252. - Ashley, sweetie. - Where's Will?

253. - Aren't you surprised, mommy? - Where is Will?

254. I had so much fun today with Will, you can't believe it.

255. Surprise!

256. Oh, look, it's Will.

257. Will, what happened at the Christmas shop?

258. Oh, Aunt Viv, they were tryin' to rip you off.

259. You know, so, me and Ashley, we went down to the Pic 'n' Grab.

260. Hello?

261. Yes, this is Philip Banks.

262. Ah, you saw our lights.

263. The blinking Frosty the Snowman is riling your attack dogs.

264. Oh. That's wonderful. Our neighbors are furious.

265. We're gonna have to take these lights down.

266. Hey, U-Uncle Phil, I'm..

267. I bet there's a lot of neighbors

268. that love those decorations.

269. I mean, certainly anyone who possesses good taste.

270. Banks' residence. Have a holly, jolly Christmas.

271. Well, brother, you got a problem with my lights?

272. Why don't you come tell me that to my face then?

273. Hey, we can do whatever you wanna do.

274. It's your world, squirrel. I'm just trying to get a nut.

275. Wha.. What? Oh, we can do this.

276. Well, that was clever, Trevor.

277. Ain't no thing but a chicken wing.

278. Yeah, alright.

279. Madam, sir.

280. A group of your neighbors have assembled on the front lawn.

281. They are looking at your Christmas decorations

282. and growing enraged.

283. They are threatening to burn Frosty in effigy.

284. Well, we'd better get out there.

285. Geoffrey, thanks for helping us put up those

286. Christmas decorations.

287. Yeah, man, I'd have never had the guts

288. to climb up on that roof with that reindeer

289. strapped to my back.

290. Anything in the name of Christmas, Master William.

291. Your aunt and uncle did not suspect anything, did they?

292. - No, no! - Still..

293. I think it's best we avoid eye contact

294. for the rest of the evening.

295. Ten-four.

296. Philip, should I talk to them, or do you want to?

297. No, I'll give it a try.

298. - Dad, can I offer a suggestion? - Sure.

299. Well, they're our neighbors and they're upset

300. and it's up to us to make sure

301. that this doesn't ruin their Christmas.

302. There's only one way to do that.

303. I think we should write a few checks.

304. Sit down, Carlton.

305. As you wish, father.

306. I'm just gonna have to tell them we'll take those

307. decorations down as soon as we can.

308. Well, can't we at least leave some of them up?

309. Oh, I don't know. Maybe we can reach a compromise.

310. Uh, everybody..

311. now in keeping with the, uh, spirit of the season

312. I think we can, uh, discuss this rationally.

313. Property values in this neighborhood

314. must be vigorously protected.

315. Isn't that right, Mr. Uesato?

316. I'm afraid potential buyers aren't too crazy

317. about the Kmart look.

318. And you know, dear, there are wonderful services

319. that will come and decorate your house for you.

320. Yes, I know, but this year, our daughter and nephew decided

321. to do the decorating themselves.

322. Oh, I see.

323. Are they very angry with you over something?

324. No. Why?

325. Well, this just reminds me of the summer

326. my daughter Amanda turned 15

327. and tried to burn our house down.

328. Master William.

329. Uh, there is a gentleman in the foyer who claims

330. you had some harsh words with him on the phone.

331. Oh, yeah? Word. Word. That chump is here? Send him in.

332. Will, fighting doesn't solve anything.

333. No, no, no, no, Aunt Viv. Ain't gonna be no fight.

334. I can tell by the sound of this guy's voice on the phone

335. I could take him in a minute.

336. Mr. Evander Holyfield.

337. The undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World.

338. - Nice champion. - I recognize your voice.

339. You the chump I talked to on the telephone.

340. Phone? I ain't talked to you on no phone.

341. - Evander! - Hilary.

342. You know her?

343. Where were you last night at Bruce Willis' party?

344. Ah! I'm not speaking to Bruce.

345. I'll tell you about it later.

346. Anyway, what are you doing here?

347. I didn't know you lived here, uh..

348. Frankly, I saw the lights

349. and I thought they was..

350. looked tacky.

351. Look! Shh!

352. I didn't mean for everybody to get so upset.

353. You might as well just... take all the lights down.

354. - Ashley. - It's okay, dad.

355. Ashley.

356. Now, come on. T-the house looks dope.

357. You know, who cares what they think?

358. Bet you Santa thinks it's nice.

359. Look, I know you're trying to get me

360. into the Christmas spirit

361. but I'm just not into it.

362. All those people are in a bad mood..

363. none of my friends around to play with.

364. I'm gonna go up to my room

365. learn some new word and wait until New Year's.

366. Oh. Oh, wow!

367. Hey, that was great.

368. Uh, who are you guys?

369. - Hi, I-I'm Mark Driscoll. Uh.. - How you doin'?

370. Every year, I take the neighborhood kids around

371. to look at the Christmas lights

372. and they like to choose one house

373. as the best-decorated

374. then sing Christmas carols

375. to the people who live there.

376. And this year, you guys won.

377. We drove all over.

378. Yeah, and usually this neighborhood is a complete dud.

379. We weren't even gonna come here

380. until Jimmy saw the house from the freeway.

381. Hey. Well, I'll tell you what.

382. We got a lot of cookies and hot chocolate inside.

383. - You guys come on in. - Yay!

384. Okay, let's go.

385. - Thanks. Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.

386. - Merry Christmas. - Hi.

387. Well, Ashley, I seem to remember you sayin'

388. you wanted some friends and... there they are.

389. Still don't believe that there's a Santa Claus?

390. Well, I'm glad we cleared up this little matter.

391. I assume the lights will be down by tomorrow.

392. Wait. I've changed my mind.

393. I want the lights to stay up.

394. Fight the power, Ashley.

395. I love them. They're beautiful.

396. And I'm not the only one who thinks so.

397. Will thinks so, too. And so do all these kids.

398. And besides, it's Christmas.

399. And when I look at the lights and the reindeer

400. and the decorations, it makes me feel very..

401. ebullient.

402. Yeah, me too!

403. Ashley's right. What are we arguing about here?

404. When we were kids, we used to all love Christmas.

405. And now we take things too seriously.

406. Personally, I think the lights are, uh, kind of neat.

407. Ha-ha! I guess they're really not hurting anybody.

408. And the kids really like them.

409. We shouldn't be fighting. It's so barbaric.

410. Then we're all agreed?

411. I think those decorations are totally inappropriate

412. for a home in Bel-Air.

413. Madam, another of your neighbors has arrived.

414. Oh, great. That's all we need.

415. Excuse me.

416. Hello, everybody.

417. Hi, there, Hilary.

418. Thanks for the pretzels.

419. I'm.. I'm, I'm sorry to bother you, neighbor.

420. I.. I just want to say that I..

421. Yes, I greatly admire your

422. your wonderful Christmas decorations.

423. And I just wanted to say that

424. you know because Nancy won't let me do anything fun to our house.

425. Well, thank you, Mr. President.

426. As a matter of fact, a few of our neighbors came by

427. to tell us about our lights, too.

428. What were you saying, Mr. Grey?

429. Well, I was just saying they were... absolutely magnificent—

430. That's what I think. Yes.

431. Uh, now, you know, this is what Christmas is all about.

432. Now comes the magic moment.

433. Come on, everybody gather around the TV.

434. - Will, what are you doing? - Yes, yes.

435. This is one of my Christmas traditions.

436. You know, I like to sit and watch out

437. for this certain commercial.

438. - A commercial? - Yeah.

439. You know, you know, the one where it's all snowy

440. and a little jolly Santa is ridin' around

441. on a Norelco shaver?

442. Oh, I love that commercial.

443. Oh, a-and that Christmas beer commercial with the horses

444. with the furry feet are pullin' the sleigh through the snow.

445. - Yeah. - Yeah!

446. And I always loved that commercial

447. where the little covered wagon is being chased

448. by the dog across the kitchen floor.

449. Hey, he's on the shaver!

450. (in unison) Aw!