The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 1x15

Directed by Jeff Melman

Justin Shenkarow as Kevin Driscoll • Taylor Negron as Vic • Michael Landes as Chadney Hunt • Evander Holyfield as Himself • Shirley Mitchell as Mrs. Lang • Michael Weiner as Kellogg Lieberbaum • Evander Holyfield as Evander Holyfield

Will inimitably dresses the mansion for the holidays, to the dismay of the neighbors, including heavyweight boxing champion Evander Holyfield.

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1. AND THEN CAME THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS,

2. AND STILL NO ONE HAD MADE A PRESENT FOR SANTA.

3. WHOM SHALL I ASK TO HELP ME, BOYS AND GIRLS?

4. OOH! OOH! I KNOW.

5. ASK THE REINDEER ON YOUR LEFT HAND.

6. I'D LOVE TO HELP,

7. BUT I HAVE MY HOOVES FULL AS IT IS.

8. I GET IT. HIS HOOVES ARE FULL.

9. HE DON'T HAVE NO HANDS. I GET IT.

10. HEY, G, I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING.

11. HEY, THIS IS DOPE, RIGHT, ASH?

12. ASHLEY!

13. I'M AWAKE.

14. I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOTHER.

15. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO COMPETE WITH TAWDRY ENTERTAINMENT

16. LIKE MTV, NINTENDO...

17. THE NEW CHILDREN ON THE BLOCK.

18. THANKS A LOT, ASH.

19. NOW I'LL NEVER KNOW HOW THE STORY ENDS.

20. PARDON ME FOR CARING, BUT I REALLY WANTED TO KNOW

21. WHAT SANTA GOT FOR CHRISTMAS.

22. HE DOESN'T GET AN ACTUAL GIFT, WILL.

23. HE GETS THE LOVE OF ALL THE CHILDREN

24. IN THE WORLD.

25. REALLY? WHAT A GYP.

26. OH, COME ON, WILL.

27. EVERYONE KNOWS THERE'S NO SANTA CLAUS.

28. WAIT A MINUTE. THERE IS NO MILLI VANILLI.

29. BUT THERE DEFINITELY IS A SANTA CLAUS.

30. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

31. OK, ASH. LET'S WRITE OUR LETTERS TO SANTA CLAUS.

32. WILL...

33. HERE. YOU CAN HELP ME WITH MY LIST.

34. HOW DO YOU SPELL VANESSA WILLIAMS?

35. WILL, DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO

36. WITH CHRISTMAS VACATION

37. THAN WRITING A SILLY LETTER?

38. WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH YOUR VACATION?

39. YOU GONNA PLAY WITH FRIENDS?

40. I WISH I HAD SOMEONE TO PLAY WITH,

41. BUT EVERY YEAR, MY FRIENDS

42. ALL GO OUT OF TOWN WITH THEIR FAMILIES

43. AND I'M STUCK HERE ALL ALONE.

44. ASHLEY, YOU STILL DO SOMETHING

45. TO HAVE FUN WHILE YOU'RE HERE.

46. I'M GOING TO.

47. I'VE DECIDED TO LEARN A NEW WORD EVERY DAY.

48. ASHLEY, THAT'S BORING.

49. REALLY? I THINK IT'S VERY AUTODIDACTIC.

50. CHRISTMAS VACATION IS FINALLY HERE.

51. GOD HELP ME, I DO LOVE IT SO.

52. I THOUGHT YOU LIKED SCHOOL, CARLTON.

53. ASH, I THINK BEL-AIR ACADEMY

54. IS ONE OF THE BEST SCHOOLS IN THE COUNTRY.

55. ITS ACADEMICS ARE EXCELLENT,

56. ITS SPORTS PROGRAM IS OUTSTANDING,

57. AND THE FACULTY IS FIRST-RATE.

58. BUT AROUND ABOUT DECEMBER 10th,

59. IT STARTS TO GET OLD. KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

60. CARLTON, WE GOT A PROBLEM...

61. YOUR SISTER, 10 YEARS OLD

62. AND DOESN'T KNOW THE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS.

63. I KNOW THE MEANING OF UNDULATE.

64. I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING

65. WITH THIS CHRISTMAS THING, WILL,

66. BUT I'VE GOT BIGGER FISH TO FRY.

67. I'VE GOT TO RAISE $600 MORE FOR MY GLEE CLUB SKI TRIP.

68. GIVE YOU A DOLLAR IF YOU SHAVE YOUR HEAD.

69. I'VE BOOKED THE ALLIGAROOS

70. TO SING AT A BUNCH OF CHRISTMAS PARTIES.

71. SO IF WE MAKE ENOUGH MONEY, ON DECEMBER 26th,

72. WE'LL ALL BE... WHOOSH WHOOSH.

73. IMITATING JERRY LEWIS?

74. I'VE GOT TO REHEARSE NOW.

75. YOU GUYS, LET'S USE THIS ROOM.

76. LET'S START WITH OUR OPENING NUMBER,

77. ALL RIGHT?

78. 5, 6...

79. UH, 5, 6, 7, AND...

80. HOLD IT!

81. WHAT THE BLOODY HELL KIND OF SONG IS THAT?

82. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

83. A LITTLE KID SEES HIS MOM

84. TONGUE-WRESTLING WITH SANTA CLAUS?

85. WILL, IT'S REALLY HIS FATHER

86. DRESSED UP LIKE SANTA CLAUS.

87. OH. WELL, WHY'D HE DRESS UP LIKE S...

88. OH, I GET IT.

89. I DRESS UP LIKE SANTA CLAUS.

90. YOU DRESS UP LIKE THE EASTER BUNNY.

91. THAT MAKES ME SICK.

92. WE'RE TRYING TO PUT TOGETHER A MUSICAL PROGRAM

93. FOR JONATHAN'S PARENTS' PARTY TONIGHT.

94. JONATHAN'S STEPFATHER IS A RECORD PRODUCER,

95. AND HE ASKED THAT WE NOT DO

96. THE SAME OLD TIRED CHRISTMAS CAROLS.

97. HERE'S OUR PROGRAM.

98. WAIT A MINUTE.

99. "YOU DON'T BRING ME FLOWERS,

100. "PEOPLE WHO NEED PEOPLE,

101. THE WAY WE WERE"?

102. WHO'S GOING TO COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY,

103. BARBRA STREISAND?

104. YOU'VE BEEN TO MY PARENTS' PARTIES?

105. OK. THAT WOULD BE FANTASTIC. ALL RIGHT.

106. ALSO, LOOK, I WANT TO SEND A BOX

107. OF THE FANCY CHOCOLATE COVERED PRETZELS

108. TO A MR. PATRICK SWAYZE.

109. RIGHT. AND THE CARD SHOULD READ,

110. "PAT, SAW THESE

111. "AND IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF YOU.

112. LOVE, HILARY. XXX."

113. OK. NOW, SEND THE SAME THING

114. TO KEVIN COSTNER, MICHELLE PFEIFFER,

115. AND STING.

116. GREAT. THANKS.

117. WELL, THAT TAKES CARE OF THE "A" LIST.

118. NOW SHOULD I SEND THE BOX OF PEARS

119. OR THE MEAT THERMOMETER TO STEVE GUTTENBERG?

120. HILARY, I HATE TO INJECT SOME REALITY

121. INTO THESE PROCEEDINGS,

122. BUT WHO YOU TRYING TO FOOL, BABY?

123. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

124. HILARY, YOU ALWAYS WALK AROUND HERE FRONTING

125. LIKE YOU KNOW ALL THESE FAMOUS PEOPLE.

126. YOU DON'T KNOW NOBODY.

127. GOD, WILL, YOU ARE SO JADED AND SKEPTICAL.

128. YOU REMIND ME SO MUCH OF JUDD NELSON.

129. PHILIP, WE'RE SPENDING AN HOUR

130. AT YOUR OFFICE PARTY,

131. AND THEN WE'RE COMING HOME.

132. I HAVE TOO MANY PAPERS TO GRADE.

133. OK, BUT FIRST THINGS FIRST.

134. DO YOU REMEMBER THE NAMES OF ALL MY PARTNER'S WIVES?

135. YES.

136. OK. WHO IS GEORGE MEYER'S WIFE?

137. EUNICE.

138. THAT WAS LAST YEAR.

139. THE NEW WIFE'S NAME IS KELLY.

140. KELLY? WALTER'S SECRETARY?

141. MM-HMM.

142. NOW, WHO IS, UM...

143. JACK FITZGERALD'S WIFE?

144. DORIS.

145. THE CORRECT ANSWER IS HEATHER,

146. FORMERLY THE MUFFIN CART GIRL.

147. WAIT A MINUTE.

148. HOW MANY NEW WIVES

149. ARE GOING TO BE AT THIS PARTY?

150. WELL, LET'S JUST PUT IT THIS WAY, VIVIAN...

151. YOU'RE THE ONLY REPEAT.

152. HEY, HOLD UP.

153. YOU GUYS GOING TO A CHRISTMAS PARTY?

154. WELL, IT'S JUST AN OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY.

155. MAN, I REMEMBER

156. OUR CHRISTMAS PARTIES BACK IN PHILLY.

157. WHEW. THE BUILDING WOULD BE FILLED

158. WITH THE SOUNDS OF CHRISTMAS...

159. JINGLE BELLS AND SINGING AND LAUGHING.

160. THEN AT THE END OF THE EVENING,

161. THE TRADITIONAL POLICE SIRENS.

162. THOSE WERE THE DAYS.

163. WELL, I'LL JUST GO BRING THE CAR AROUND.

164. HOLD ON. AUNT VIV, DOES THIS NEIGHBORHOOD

165. DO ANYTHING SPECIAL FOR CHRISTMAS?

166. NOT REALLY.

167. WELL, LAST YEAR,

168. PRESIDENT REAGAN'S SECRET SERVICE AGENTS

169. DRESSED UP AS SANTA CLAUS

170. AND WARNED EVERYONE TO KEEP THEIR DISTANCE.

171. THAT WAS KIND OF FESTIVE.

172. COME ON. AUNT VIV, THIS IS TERRIBLE.

173. I MEAN, PEOPLE IN BEL-AIR

174. DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS.

175. I'M WORRIED ABOUT ASHLEY.

176. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

177. GROWING UP IN BEL-AIR,

178. SHE NEVER HAD A REAL CHRISTMAS.

179. I MEAN, THERE'S NO SLEDDING.

180. THERE'S NO CAROLING.

181. THERE'S NO WINOS MAKING SNOW ANGELS

182. ON THE FRONT LAWN.

183. AND Y'ALL DON'T EVEN DECORATE THE LIVING ROOM.

184. YES, WE DO. WE'VE ALREADY STARTED...

185. THE POINSETTIAS, THE RED CANDLES.

186. AND HERE'S THE BEAUTIFUL CRYSTAL NATIVITY

187. YOUR UNCLE GAVE ME FOR CHRISTMAS YEARS AGO.

188. WHERE THE LITTLE BABY JESUS AT?

189. RIGHT THERE.

190. THAT LITTLE DISK?

191. THERE ARE MORE DECORATIONS COMING.

192. A WONDERFUL SHOP IN BEVERLY HILLS

193. COMES TO THE HOUSE, SETS UP THE TREE,

194. AND DECORATES IT FOR US.

195. DO THEY OPEN YOUR PRESENTS

196. AND WEAR YOUR SWEATERS FOR YOU, TOO?

197. LOOK, IF YOU WANT TO SHOW ASHLEY

198. A LITTLE MORE OF THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT,

199. WHY DON'T YOU GO TO THE SHOP,

200. PICK UP THE DECORATIONS,

201. AND THEN YOU AND ASHLEY

202. CAN DECORATE IT YOURSELVES, OK?

203. WELL, ALL RIGHT, THEN.

204. ASHLEY!

205. THIS IS GOING TO BE HYPE, AUNT VIV.

206. HAVE FUN AT THE OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY, TOO.

207. THANKS. I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETING ALL THE NEW WIVES.

208. I HOPE THEY BRING THEIR BARBIE DOLLS.

209. WILL, WERE YOU VOCIFERATING FOR ME?

210. I GOT TO GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT.

211. YOU WANT TO GO INTO BEVERLY HILLS WITH ME

212. AND PICK UP CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS?

213. OK.

214. WE CAN SING CHRISTMAS SONGS ALL THE WAY THERE.

215. GREAT. HERE'S ONE CARLTON TAUGHT ME.

216. UH, HI.

217. MERRY CHRISTMAS.

218. MM-HMM.

219. AREN'T THESE FIGURES OUTSTANDING?

220. THEY'RE BEYOND OUTSTANDING.

221. THEY'RE DEEPLY BEYOND.

222. THEY'RE HAND-CARVED.

223. WE IMPORT THEM FROM POLAND.

224. WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOME CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS.

225. LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING

226. THAT WE'RE DOING RIGHT NOW THAT'S DEEPLY HAPPENING.

227. IT'S A CARIBBEAN CHRISTMAS TREE.

228. IT'S VERY BIG IN LONDON. IT'S BEYOND BIG.

229. IT'S ALL ABOUT VERY HOT ORANGES

230. AND VERY INTENSE YELLOWS.

231. I FEEL IT'S A VERY VIBRANT TREE,

232. AND I FEEL IT'S A VERY IMPORTANT TREE.

233. WELL, WE'RE JUST PICKING UP THE DECORATIONS

234. FOR MY MOTHER MRS. BANKS.

235. YEAH. SHE PHONED AND SHE TOLD ME

236. THAT YOU'D BE PUTTING THEM UP YOURSELVES THIS YEAR,

237. WHICH IS FINE.

238. YOU'LL SAVE YOURSELF A LITTLE MONEY,

239. WHICH IS A GOOD THING, BECAUSE THE NINETIES

240. ARE GOING TO BE ALL ABOUT RESTRAINT.

241. IS, UH, THIS THE WREATH FOR THE DOOR?

242. YEAH. LET'S TALK ABOUT

243. THAT WREATH FOR A MOMENT, IF YOU WILL.

244. LAST YEAR, I WAS SO DEEPLY INTO THE DISTANT SALMONS

245. AND THE SANDY BEIGES.

246. BUT THIS YEAR I WENT MORE WITH THE MUTED ROSES

247. WITH THESE LITTLE ARROGANT TOUCHES

248. OF CELADON AND PERIWINKLE.

249. I THINK IT WORKED OUT QUITE NICE.

250. UM, LET'S TRY SOMETHING WILD HERE, YOU KNOW?

251. DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING RED OR GREEN...

252. OR, I DON'T KNOW,

253. MAYBE SOMETHING LIKE A SANTA CLAUS?

254. IT'S BEEN DONE.

255. EXCUSE US.

256. ASHLEY, THESE DECORATIONS ARE WHACKED.

257. LOOK, WE'RE GONNA SAVE AUNT VIV A LOT OF MONEY

258. AND BUY THEM SOMEWHERE ELSE, ALL RIGHT?

259. LET'S GO.

260. EXCUSE ME?

261. YOU FORGOT YOUR BOX OF DECORATIONS.

262. NO, YOU SEE,

263. WE'RE GOING TO DO OUR OWN DECORATIONS THIS YEAR.

264. IT'S GOING TO BE ABOUT ARROGANT LITTLE ELVES

265. AND RAMBUNCTIOUS REINDEER

266. AND LITTLE MEN IN RED SUITS.

267. I THINK IT WILL BE DEEPLY, DEEPLY DOPE.

268. WE SHOULD'VE LEFT THAT STUPID OFFICE PARTY

269. AN HOUR EARLIER.

270. I STILL HAVE 30 PAPERS TO GRADE.

271. LOOK, WE'RE BOTH VERY BUSY,

272. BUT WE CAN'T WORK IN THE CAR.

273. SO WHY DON'T WE JUST TAKE THIS TIME

274. TO RELAX A BIT?

275. YOU'RE RIGHT.

276. OH, LOOK HOW NICELY THEY DECORATED

277. THE HOUSE ON THE CORNER.

278. THOSE WHITE LIGHTS ON THE TREE OUTSIDE.

279. JUST THE RIGHT TOUCH OF LIGHTS.

280. A LITTLE GOES A LONG WAY, YOU KNOW.

281. GOD, I USED TO LOVE CHRISTMAS

282. WHEN I WAS LITTLE.

283. NOW IT JUST RUSHES BY IN ONE BIG BLUR.

284. WELL, CHRISTMAS IS MORE FOR KIDS.

285. YOU KNOW, EVEN THOUGH WE'RE BUSY,

286. I THINK WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING NICE FOR WILL.

287. MUST BE HARD FOR HIM

288. SPENDING CHRISTMAS IN A STRANGE PLACE.

289. YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, SWEETHEART.

290. WE'LL DO SOMETHING NICE FOR HIM.

291. SURPRISE!

292. ASHLEY, SWEETIE...

293. WHERE'S WILL?

294. AREN'T YOU SURPRISED, MOMMY?

295. WHERE IS WILL?

296. I HAD SO MUCH FUN TODAY WITH WILL.

297. YOU CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

298. SURPRISE!

299. OH, LOOK, IT'S WILL.

300. WILL, WHAT HAPPENED AT THE CHRISTMAS SHOP?

301. OH, AUNT VIV, THEY WERE TRYING TO RIP YOU OFF.

302. SO ME AND ASHLEY, WE WENT DOWN TO THE PIC 'N' GRAB.

303. HELLO.

304. YES, THIS IS PHILIP BANKS.

305. AH, YOU SAW OUR LIGHTS.

306. THE BLINKING FROSTY THE SNOWMAN

307. IS RILING YOUR ATTACK DOGS.

308. OH! THAT'S WONDERFUL.

309. OUR NEIGHBORS ARE FURIOUS.

310. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE THESE LIGHTS DOWN.

311. UNCLE PHIL, I BET THERE'S A LOT OF NEIGHBORS

312. THAT LOVE THOSE DECORATIONS.

313. I MEAN, CERTAINLY ANYONE WHO POSSESSES GOOD TASTE.

314. BANKS RESIDENCE. HAVE A HOLLY, JOLLY CHRISTMAS.

315. BROTHER, YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH MY LIGHTS?

316. WHY DON'T YOU COME TELL ME THAT TO MY FACE THEN?

317. HEY, WE CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO.

318. IT'S YOUR WORLD, SQUIRREL.

319. I'M JUST TRYING TO GET A NUT.

320. WHAT? OH, WE CAN DO THIS.

321. THAT WAS CLEVER, TREVOR.

322. AIN'T NO THING BUT A CHICKEN WING.

323. YEAH, ALL RIGHT.

324. MADAM, SIR.

325. A GROUP OF YOUR NEIGHBORS

326. HAVE ASSEMBLED ON THE FRONT LAWN.

327. THEY'RE LOOKING AT YOUR CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS

328. AND GROWING ENRAGED.

329. THEY ARE THREATENING TO BURN FROSTY IN EFFIGY.

330. WELL, WE'D BETTER GET OUT THERE.

331. GEOFFREY, THANKS FOR HELPING US

332. PUT UP THOSE CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS.

333. YEAH, MAN. I'D HAVE NEVER HAD THE GUTS

334. TO CLIMB UP ON THAT ROOF

335. WITH THAT REINDEER STRAPPED TO MY BACK.

336. ANYTHING IN THE NAME OF CHRISTMAS, MASTER WILLIAM.

337. YOUR AUNT AND UNCLE

338. DID NOT SUSPECT ANYTHING, DID THEY?

339. NO, NO.

340. STILL, I THINK IT'S BEST WE AVOID EYE CONTACT

341. FOR THE REST OF THE EVENING.

342. 10-4.

343. PHILIP, SHOULD I TALK TO THEM

344. OR DO YOU WANT TO?

345. NO, I'LL GIVE IT A TRY.

346. DAD, CAN I OFFER A SUGGESTION?

347. SURE.

348. WELL, THEY'RE OUR NEIGHBORS AND THEY'RE UPSET,

349. AND IT'S UP TO US TO MAKE SURE

350. THAT THIS DOESN'T RUIN THEIR CHRISTMAS.

351. THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO DO THAT.

352. I THINK WE SHOULD WRITE A FEW CHECKS.

353. SIT DOWN, CARLTON.

354. AS YOU WISH, FATHER.

355. I'LL JUST GOING TO HAVE TO TELL THEM

356. WE'LL TAKE THOSE DECORATIONS DOWN

357. AS SOON AS WE CAN.

358. CAN'T WE AT LEAST LEAVE SOME OF THEM UP?

359. ON, I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE WE CAN REACH A COMPROMISE.

360. UH, EVERYBODY.

361. IN KEEPING WITH THE SPIRIT OF THE SEASON,

362. I THINK WE CAN DISCUSS THIS RATIONALLY.

363. PROPERTY VALUES IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD

364. MUST BE VIGOROUSLY PROTECTED.

365. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MR. UESATO?

366. I'M AFRAID POTENTIAL BUYERS

367. AREN'T TOO CRAZY ABOUT THE Kmart LOOK.

368. YOU NOW, DEAR, THERE ARE WONDERFUL SERVICES

369. THAT WILL COME AND DECORATE YOUR HOUSE FOR YOU.

370. YES, I KNOW, BUT THIS YEAR

371. OUR DAUGHTER AND NEPHEW DECIDED

372. TO DO THE DECORATING THEMSELVES.

373. OH, I SEE.

374. ARE THEY VERY ANGRY WITH YOU

375. OVER SOMETHING?

376. NO. WHY?

377. WELL, THIS JUST REMINDS ME OF THE SUMMER

378. MY DAUGHTER AMANDA TURNED 15

379. AND TRIED TO BURN OUR HOUSE DOWN.

380. MASTER WILLIAM.

381. THERE IS A GENTLEMAN IN THE FOYER WHO CLAIMS

382. YOU HAD SOME HARSH WORDS WITH HIM ON THE PHONE.

383. OH, YEAH, WORD. WORD. THAT CHUMP IS HERE?

384. SEND HIM IN.

385. WILL, FIGHTING DOESN'T SOLVE ANYTHING.

386. NO, AUNT VIV, AIN'T GOING TO BE NO FIGHT.

387. I CAN TELL BY THE SOUND

388. OF THIS GUY'S VOICE ON THE PHONE,

389. I COULD TAKE HIM IN A MINUTE.

390. MR. EVANDER HOLYFIELD.

391. THE UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION

392. OF THE WORLD.

393. NICE CHAMPION.

394. I RECOGNIZE YOUR VOICE.

395. YOU THE CHUMP I TALKED TO ON THE TELEPHONE.

396. PHONE?

397. I AIN'T TALKED TO YOU ON NO PHONE.

398. EVANDER.

399. HILARY.

400. YOU KNOW HER?

401. WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT

402. AT BRUCE WILLIS' PARTY?

403. I'M NOT SPEAKING TO BRUCE.

404. I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT LATER.

405. ANYWAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

406. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIVED HERE.

407. FRANKLY, I SAW THE LIGHTS

408. AND I THOUGHT THEY WAS...

409. A LITTLE TACKY.

410. LOOK!

411. I DIDN'T MEAN FOR EVERYBODY TO GET SO UPSET.

412. YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST TAKE ALL THE LIGHTS DOWN.

413. ASHLEY.

414. IT'S OK, DAD.

415. ASHLEY.

416. NOW, COME ON.

417. THE HOUSE LOOKS DOPE.

418. WHO CARES WHAT THEY THINK?

419. BET YOU SANTA THINKS IT'S NICE.

420. LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING

421. TO GET ME INTO THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT,

422. BUT I'M JUST NOT INTO IT...

423. ALL THOSE PEOPLE ARE IN A BAD MOOD,

424. NONE OF MY FRIENDS AROUND TO PLAY WITH.

425. I'M GOING TO GO UP TO MY ROOM,

426. LEARN SOME NEW WORD, AND WAIT TILL NEW YEAR'S.

427. OH.

428. OH, WOW.

429. HEY... HEY, THAT WAS GREAT.

430. WHO ARE YOU GUYS?

431. HI, I'M MARK DRISCOLL.

432. EVERY YEAR, I TAKE THE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS AROUND

433. TO LOOK AT THE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS.

434. THEY LIKE TO CHOOSE ONE HOUSE

435. AS THE BEST DECORATED,

436. THEN SING CAROLS FOR THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE THERE.

437. AND THIS YEAR, YOU GUYS WON.

438. WE DROVE ALL OVER.

439. YEAH, AND USUALLY THIS NEIGHBORHOOD

440. IS A COMPLETE DUD.

441. WE WEREN'T EVEN GOING TO COME HERE

442. UNTIL JIMMY SAW THE HOUSE FROM THE FREEWAY.

443. WELL, I TELL YOU WHAT.

444. WE GOT A LOT OF COOKIES AND HOT CHOCOLATE INSIDE.

445. YOU GUYS COME ON IN.

446. YAY! YAY!

447. THANKS. MERRY CHRISTMAS.

448. HI.

449. WELL, ASHLEY, I SEEM TO REMEMBER YOU SAYING

450. YOU WANTED SOME FRIENDS, AND THERE THEY ARE.

451. STILL DON'T BELIEVE THAT THERE'S A SANTA CLAUS?

452. WELL, I'M GLAD WE CLEARED UP

453. THIS LITTLE MATTER.

454. I ASSUME THE LIGHTS WILL BE DOWN BY TOMORROW.

455. WAIT.

456. I'VE CHANGED MY MIND.

457. I WANT THE LIGHTS TO STAY UP.

458. FIGHT THE POWER, ASHLEY.

459. I LOVE THEM.

460. THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.

461. AND I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS SO.

462. WILL THINKS SO, TOO.

463. AND SO DO ALL THESE KIDS.

464. AND BESIDES, IT'S CHRISTMAS.

465. WHEN I LOOK AT THE LIGHTS AND THE REINDEER

466. AND THE DECORATIONS,

467. IT MAKES ME FEEL VERY...

468. EBULLIENT.

469. YEAH, ME, TOO.

470. ASHLEY'S RIGHT.

471. WHAT ARE WE ARGUING ABOUT HERE?

472. WHEN WE WERE KIDS,

473. WE USED TO ALL LOVE CHRISTMAS.

474. AND NOW WE TAKE THINGS TOO SERIOUSLY.

475. PERSONALLY, I THINK THE LIGHTS

476. ARE KIND OF NEAT.

477. I GUESS THEY'RE REALLY NOT HURTING ANYBODY.

478. AND THE KIDS REALLY LIKE THEM.

479. WE SHOULDN'T BE FIGHTING.

480. IT'S SO BARBARIC.

481. THEN WE'RE ALL AGREED?

482. I THINK THOSE DECORATIONS

483. ARE TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE

484. FOR A HOME IN BEL-AIR.

485. MADAM?

486. ANOTHER OF YOUR NEIGHBORS

487. HAS ARRIVED.

488. OH, GREAT.

489. THAT'S ALL WE NEED.

490. EXCUSE ME.

491. HELLO, EVERYBODY.

492. HI, THERE, HILARY.

493. THANKS FOR THE PRETZELS.

494. I'M...

495. I'M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, NEIGHBOR.

496. I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT,

497. YES, I GREATLY ADMIRE

498. YOUR WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS.

499. AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT, YOU KNOW,

500. BECAUSE NANCY WON'T LET ME DO ANYTHING FUN

501. TO OUR HOUSE.

502. THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT.

503. AS A MATTER OF FACT, A FEW OF OUR NEIGHBORS

504. CAME BY TO TELL US ABOUT OUR LIGHTS, TOO.

505. WHAT WERE YOU SAYING, MR. GREY?

506. WELL, I WAS JUST SAYING

507. THEY WERE ABSOLUTELY MAGNIFICENT, MR. PRESIDENT.

508. THAT'S WHAT I THINK. YES.

509. NOW, YOU KNOW, THIS IS WHAT CHRISTMAS IS ALL ABOUT.

510. NOW COMES THE MAGIC MOMENT.

511. COME ON. EVERYBODY GATHER AROUND THE TV.

512. WILL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

513. THIS IS ONE OF MY CHRISTMAS TRADITIONS.

514. I LIKE TO SIT AND WATCH OUT

515. FOR THIS CERTAIN COMMERCIAL.

516. A COMMERCIAL?

517. YEAH. YOU KNOW THE ONE WHERE IT'S ALL SNOWY

518. AND THE LITTLE JOLLY SANTA

519. IS RIDING AROUND ON A NORELCO SHAVER?

520. OH, I LOVE THAT COMMERCIAL.

521. AND THAT CHRISTMAS BEER COMMERCIAL

522. WITH THE HORSES WITH THE FURRY FEET

523. ARE PULLING THE SLEIGH THROUGH THE SNOW.

524. AND I ALWAYS LOVED THAT COMMERCIAL

525. WHERE THE LITTLE COVERED WAGON

526. IS BEING CHASED BY THE DOG

527. ACROSS THE KITCHEN FLOOR.

528. HEY, HE'S ON THE SHAVER.

529. AW. AW.

530. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

531. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE www.ncicap.org...