1. CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.Copy !req
2. HA HA HA!Copy !req
3. YO, G, THAT WAS HIL-AR-IOUS.Copy !req
4. PUT A BARNEY RUBBLE HEAD ON,Copy !req
5. I'D SWEAR I WAS WATCHING
THE FLINTSTONES ON ICE.Copy !req
6. I'M PLEASED I'VE AMUSED
YOU, MASTER WILLIAM.Copy !req
7. IT IS THE LEAST I CAN DO,Copy !req
8. GIVEN THE HOURS OF
MERRIMENT I HAVE DERIVEDCopy !req
9. FROM LOOKING AT
THE REMARKABLE WAYCopy !req
10. YOUR EARS PROTRUDE
FROM YOUR HEAD.Copy !req
11. B.W.A...Copy !req
12. BUTLER WITH AN ATTITUDE.Copy !req
13. SO, ANYWAY, TONI'S COMING OVER.Copy !req
14. WE'RE GONNA STUDY FOR OUR
HISTORY MID-TERM TOGETHER.Copy !req
15. SHE REALLY NEEDS SOME HELP.Copy !req
16. SHE'S NOT DOING WELL?Copy !req
17. DADDY, TONI IS A DEAR,
DEAR FRIEND OF MINE,Copy !req
18. BUT SHE LACKS CONCENTRATION.Copy !req
19. I MEAN, SHE TOTALLY
GAVE UP ON TWIN PEAKS.Copy !req
20. WHOA, UNCLE PHIL!Copy !req
21. DID YOU LOSE A COUPLE POUNDS?Copy !req
22. MAN, YOU'RE LOOKING CHISELED.Copy !req
23. SO WHAT DO YOU WANT
THE CAR FOR, WILL?Copy !req
24. PUBLIC ENEMY CONCERT.Copy !req
25. JAZZ GOT 2 TICKETS.Copy !req
26. WILL, EVERY TIME JAZZ
SETS FOOT IN THAT CAR,Copy !req
27. HE LEAVES A SMALL COLLECTION
OF CHICKEN BONES BEHIND.Copy !req
28. DON'T WORRY...Copy !req
29. TONIGHT WE'RE HAVING RIBS.Copy !req
30. DADDY, I WANTED TO
USE THE CAR TONIGHT.Copy !req
31. I'M GOING DOWNTOWN TO
A WORLD PEACE BENEFITCopy !req
32. HOSTED BY STEVEN SEAGAL.Copy !req
33. DIDN'T YOU JUST
HEAR ME ASK FIRST?Copy !req
34. I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
35. BESIDES, I'D FEEL BETTER
KNOWING YOU HAD THE CAR.Copy !req
36. ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE
GONNA BE OUT AGAINCopy !req
37. UNTIL 3:00 IN THE MORNING.Copy !req
38. 3:00 IN THE MORNING?Copy !req
39. THAT'S WHAT TIME
HE GOT IN LAST NIGHT.Copy !req
40. OOPS! DID I SAY THAT?Copy !req
41. 3:00, ON A SCHOOL NIGHT?Copy !req
42. OH, NO, NO. IT WAS... IT WAS
FOR SCHOOL, UNCLE PHIL.Copy !req
43. I'M DOING A TERM PAPER ON OWLS.Copy !req
44. HOO!Copy !req
45. WILL,Copy !req
46. YOU'VE BROKEN CURFEW
ENTIRELY TOO MANY TIMES.Copy !req
47. YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR A WEEK.Copy !req
48. A WHOLE WEEK?Copy !req
49. WELL, BEING GROUNDED
WON'T BE ALL BAD.Copy !req
50. MAYBE YOU'LL FIND ENOUGH
TIME TO DO YOUR OWN DISHESCopy !req
51. INSTEAD OF PAYING ASHLEY.Copy !req
52. OOPS AGAIN!Copy !req
53. TWO WEEKS.Copy !req
54. I'M GROUNDED FOR TWO WEEKS?Copy !req
55. THAT'S RIGHT. YOU'RE
TO STAY IN THIS HOUSECopy !req
56. AND YOU'RE NOT TO GO
ANYWHERE NEAR THAT CAR.Copy !req
57. CAN HE STILL RENT
THE CAR TO JAZZ?Copy !req
58. OOPS! OOPS! OOPS!Copy !req
59. LET'S MAKE IT AN EVEN MONTH.Copy !req
60. WOW, I DON'T KNOW
MY OWN STRENGTH.Copy !req
61. REVENGE!Copy !req
62. MISS TONI.Copy !req
63. HI, TONI.Copy !req
64. HI. SORRY I'M LATE.Copy !req
65. I SAW A LADY WEARING
A SWEATER SO UGLY,Copy !req
66. I WAS FORCED TO PULL
OVER AND YELL AT HER.Copy !req
67. HI, TONI. WHERE ARE
YOU TWO OFF TO?Copy !req
68. THE LIBRARY. BIG HISTORY EXAM.Copy !req
69. HOW DID YOUR
ENGLISH MID-TERM GO?Copy !req
70. I THINK I DID GREAT, MOM.Copy !req
71. I THINK I FAILED IT.Copy !req
72. OH, WILL YOU CUT IT OUT?
YOU ALWAYS SAY YOU FAILED,Copy !req
73. AND THEN YOU GET THE TEST
BACK, AND YOU ALWAYS GET A "D."Copy !req
74. YOU'RE RIGHT...Copy !req
75. I PROBABLY DID FINE.Copy !req
76. OK.Copy !req
77. WELL, YOU TWO HAVE
FUN AT THE LIBRARY.Copy !req
78. BYE.Copy !req
79. A LIBRARY?Copy !req
80. I THOUGHT WE WERE
GOING SHOPPING.Copy !req
81. WE ARE. I WAS JUST
SAYING THAT TO HER.Copy !req
82. COME ON.Copy !req
83. WHAT'S THIS I HEAR, HILARY?Copy !req
84. LYING TO MOMMY?Copy !req
85. I FEEL THAT REVENGE
IS WITHIN MY REACH.Copy !req
86. THIS IS A JOB FOR
SHERLOCK HOMEBOY.Copy !req
87. 1000 HOURS.Copy !req
88. BIKE NOT FAST ENOUGH
TO KEEP UP WITH VOLVO.Copy !req
89. I'M HERE AT TONI'S DORM ROOMCopy !req
90. TO DETERMINE WHERE
SUSPECTS HAVE GONE SHOPPING.Copy !req
91. LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS.Copy !req
92. HI! HI!Copy !req
93. HI, IS THIS TONI GOWER'S ROOM?Copy !req
94. OH, YEAH. WE'RE HER ROOMMATES.Copy !req
95. I'M KIMMY.Copy !req
96. I'M CINDY.Copy !req
97. I'M WILL.Copy !req
98. HI, WILLIE. HI, WILLIE.Copy !req
99. NO, JUST WILL.Copy !req
100. WELL, CAN I GET YOU
SOMETHING, WILL?Copy !req
101. UH, NO, THANK YOU.Copy !req
102. ACTUALLY, I'M TRYING
TO FIND HILARY BANKS.Copy !req
103. THERE'S BEEN A FAMILY EMERGENCY.Copy !req
104. SORRY. WE DON'T KNOW HER.Copy !req
105. YES, WE DO.Copy !req
106. YOU KNOW, TONI'S FRIEND.Copy !req
107. THE ONE WHO NEVER
WEARS ANYTHING TWICE.Copy !req
108. OH, YEAH. DUH.Copy !req
109. EARTH TO KIMMY.Copy !req
110. I HAVEN'T SEEN HER AROUND MUCH
SINCE SHE DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL.Copy !req
111. OH, YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
112. THE MID-TERMS MUST HAVE
BEEN A LITTLE TOO MUCH FOR HER.Copy !req
113. MID-TERMS?Copy !req
114. HILARY DROPPED OUT
THREE MONTHS AGO.Copy !req
115. SO, THIS FAMILY EMERGENCY...
IS IT, LIKE, A BIG ONE?Copy !req
116. IT'S EVEN BIGGER THAN I THOUGHT.Copy !req
117. LOOKS LIKE I'M GOING TO BECopy !req
118. PULLING ANOTHER ALL-NIGHTER.Copy !req
119. I HAVE TO ORGANIZE
MY INDEX CARDSCopy !req
120. FOR THE BIG DEBATE
MATCH NEXT WEEK.Copy !req
121. WHAT'S YOUR TOPIC?Copy !req
122. WHEN PRESIDENT BUSH SAID
HE WOULDN'T RAISE TAXES,Copy !req
123. WAS HE LYING, OR JUST KIDDING?Copy !req
124. SORRY I'M LATE.Copy !req
125. TIME FLIES WHEN YOU'RE STUDYING.Copy !req
126. AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH, RUTH.Copy !req
127. HOW WAS YOUR DAY, HONEY?Copy !req
128. IT WAS GREAT.Copy !req
129. I GOT A LOT OF WORK DONE ON
MY PHYSICS RESEARCH PAPER.Copy !req
130. WHAT?Copy !req
131. OH. NO, I WAS JUST THINKING
ABOUT THAT FUNNY THINGCopy !req
132. THAT HAPPENED TO YOU TODAY.Copy !req
133. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
134. HOW SOON THEY FORGET.Copy !req
135. I'LL EXPLAIN.Copy !req
136. WELL, TODAY, AFTER
SCHOOL WAS OUT,Copy !req
137. I WENT TO UCLA AND I SATCopy !req
138. IN THE BACK OF
HILARY'S PHYSICS CLASS.Copy !req
139. YOU DID?Copy !req
140. WELL, YEAH, YOU REMEMBER.Copy !req
141. I MEAN, AFTER ALL,Copy !req
142. YOU WERE IN THE CLASS.Copy !req
143. THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
144. YOU DID. YOU DID. YOU DID.Copy !req
145. YOU REMEMBER THAT
FUNNY THING THAT HAPPENED.Copy !req
146. OH, YEAH, THAT FUNNY THING.Copy !req
147. HA HA HA.Copy !req
148. HA HA HA.Copy !req
149. TELL THEM ABOUT IT.Copy !req
150. WELL...Copy !req
151. WILL SAT IN THE BACK
OF MY PHYSICS CLASS.Copy !req
152. WHILE HE WAS THERE...Copy !req
153. WILL, YOU TELL IT
SO MUCH BETTER.Copy !req
154. SEE, I SNUCK UP
BEHIND HILARY, RIGHT?Copy !req
155. AND HER HEAD MUST HAVE BEEN FULLCopy !req
156. WITH ALL THAT
STUDYING OR SOMETHING,Copy !req
157. BECAUSE WHEN SHE SAW ME
SHE SAID MY HEAD LOOKED LIKECopy !req
158. THE BASIC ELEMENT OF PHYSICS.Copy !req
159. WHAT WAS THAT
TECHNICAL TERM AGAIN?Copy !req
160. A QUARK, RIGHT?Copy !req
161. RIGHT. EXACTLY. I SAID HIS
HEAD LOOKED LIKE A QUARK.Copy !req
162. OR WAS IT A NEUTRON?Copy !req
163. RIGHT, RIGHT.Copy !req
164. NO, IT WAS DEFINITELY A QUARK.Copy !req
165. OH, OF COURSE.Copy !req
166. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I MUST
HAVE BEEN THINKING OF.Copy !req
167. WELL, THAT WAS A
REAL SCREAM, WILL.Copy !req
168. DINNER IS SERVED.Copy !req
169. WHAT DO YOU KNOW?Copy !req
170. WELL, FIRST OF ALL,Copy !req
171. I KNOW THE BASIC ELEMENT
OF PHYSICS IS MATTER.Copy !req
172. IF YOU WERE GOING TO
DO A RESEARCH PAPER,Copy !req
173. YOU'D PROBABLY HAVE TO KNOW
SOMETHING THEY TAUGHT ON,Copy !req
174. I DON'T KNOW, THE FIRST DAY.Copy !req
175. HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?Copy !req
176. I HAVE MY METHODS.Copy !req
177. AND IT HELPS THAT
TONI'S ROOMMATESCopy !req
178. HAVE THE COMBINED
IQ OF A RAISIN.Copy !req
179. LISTEN TO ME, WILL.Copy !req
180. YOU CAN'T TELL MOM AND DAD.Copy !req
181. EXCUSE ME?Copy !req
182. I DON'T THINK YOU'RE IN
ANY POSITION TO TELL MECopy !req
183. WHAT I CAN OR
CANNOT DO, MISS THING.Copy !req
184. I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT.Copy !req
185. JUST NAME IT.Copy !req
186. OK, WELL, THANKS TO YOU,Copy !req
187. I'M GROUNDED FOR THE NEXT MONTH.Copy !req
188. AND ALL I WANT FROM YOUCopy !req
189. IS THAT YOU MAKE THAT MONTH
AS PLEASANT AS POSSIBLE.Copy !req
190. IT'S THAT SIMPLE.Copy !req
191. AT THE RISK OF
SOUNDING REDUNDANT,Copy !req
192. DINNER IS SERVED.Copy !req
193. WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE, GEOFFREY.Copy !req
194. UH, HILARY?Copy !req
195. WHAT?Copy !req
196. CARRY ME.Copy !req
197. YES?Copy !req
198. "YES," WHAT?Copy !req
199. YES, YOUR HIGHNESS?Copy !req
200. HAVE YOU DONE HIS
HIGHNESS' LAUNDRY?Copy !req
201. YES.Copy !req
202. YES, YOUR HIGHNESS.Copy !req
203. WELL, YOUR FORGOTCopy !req
204. HIS HIGHNESS' OVERALLS,
HIS T-SHIRT, AND...Copy !req
205. OF COURSE, HIS PAIR
OF LUCKY DRAWERS.Copy !req
206. YOU'RE GOING TO WANT
TO HAND-WASH THESE.Copy !req
207. I AM NOT HAND-WASHING
YOUR DRAWERS.Copy !req
208. OH, YES, YOU ARE.Copy !req
209. AND FROM NOW ON,Copy !req
210. YOU WILL PRONOUNCE
THE WORD "DRAWS."Copy !req
211. OK, FINE.Copy !req
212. OH, AND, UH, HIS HIGHNESS WOULD
LIKE TO DISCUSS THE CONDITIONCopy !req
213. OF HIS ROYAL SNEAKERS.Copy !req
214. YOU WILL CLEAN THEM
WITH YOUR TOOTHBRUSH...Copy !req
215. NOT SIDE TO SIDE,
THOUGH NOT UP AND DOWN.Copy !req
216. BUT A SMOOTH, CIRCULAR MOTION.Copy !req
217. DO YOU WANT ME
TO FLOSS THEM, TOO?Copy !req
218. OH, WE ARE NOT AMUSED.Copy !req
219. AND FOR THIS ACT OF TREASON,Copy !req
220. HIS HIGHNESS WOULD LIKE YOU
TO READ HIM A BEDTIME STORY.Copy !req
221. THIS IS GETTING
REALLY ANNOYING, WILL.Copy !req
222. OKEY DOKEY, HAVE IT YOUR WAY.Copy !req
223. UNCLE PHIL! AUNT VIV!Copy !req
224. OK, I'LL DO IT, I'LL DO IT!Copy !req
225. HIS HIGHNESS WOULD
LIKE YOU TO READCopy !req
226. THIS SPIDERMAN COMIC BOOK.Copy !req
227. ALL RIGHT. LET'S MAKE THIS FAST.Copy !req
228. SPIDERMAN, BY STAN LEE.Copy !req
229. THE YELLOW BOX SAYS,Copy !req
230. "HIGH ABOVE MANHATTAN,"Copy !req
231. AND SPIDERMAN GOES, "MY SPIDER
SENSE IS BUZZING LIKE A BEEHIVE."Copy !req
232. UH, HIS HIGHNESS WOULD LIKE YOUCopy !req
233. TO DESCRIBE EVERYTHING
IN THE PICTURE.Copy !req
234. CAN'T YOU JUST LOOK AT IT?Copy !req
235. UNCLE PHIL!Copy !req
236. I WAS JUST ASKING.Copy !req
237. OK, HE'S SITTING ON THE
EDGE OF SOME STUPID BUILDING,Copy !req
238. AND THERE ARE WAVY LINES
COMING OUT OF HIS HEAD,Copy !req
239. SO, WHAT, HE'S HOT OR HIS
HEAD SMELLS OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
240. ANYWAY...Copy !req
241. UH, HILARY.Copy !req
242. THAT'S HIS SPIDEY SENSE.Copy !req
243. OK.Copy !req
244. THERE'S ALSO SOMETHING
GROSS COMING OUT OF HIS WRIST.Copy !req
245. EW, IS THIS THE GUY
YOU DON'T WANT TO BECopy !req
246. STANDING NEXT TO
AT A PARTY, OR WHAT?Copy !req
247. ANYWAY, THIS FAT GUYCopy !req
248. IN A REALLY BAD SUIT
GRABS HIM AND GOES,Copy !req
249. "SPIDERMAN, AT
LAST WE MEET AGAIN."Copy !req
250. OH, THAT'S DR. OCTOPUS,Copy !req
251. BUT HIS VOICE IS A
LOT DEEPER THAN THAT.Copy !req
252. GIVE IT A TRY.Copy !req
253. "AT LAST, WE MEET AGAIN."Copy !req
254. OH, AND IT'S RASPIER.Copy !req
255. "AT LAST, WE MEET AGAIN."Copy !req
256. COME ON, BABY. YOU DOGGIN' IT.Copy !req
257. "AT LAST, WE MEET AGAIN!"Copy !req
258. HAPPY?Copy !req
259. YOU HAVE AMUSED US,Copy !req
260. BUT HIS HIGHNESS IS TIRED
AND WOULD LIKE TO GO TO SLEEP.Copy !req
261. THANK GOD.Copy !req
262. BUT FIRST, HIS HIGHNESSCopy !req
263. WOULD LIKE TO BE TUCKED IN.Copy !req
264. YOU'RE KIDDING.Copy !req
265. YEAH, OF COURSE I'M KIDDING.Copy !req
266. UNCLE PHIL!Copy !req
267. OK!Copy !req
268. NICE AND TIGHT!Copy !req
269. NOT TOO TIGHT.Copy !req
270. WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO SUFFOCATE.Copy !req
271. OH, AND BEFORE YOU GO,Copy !req
272. WE WOULD LIKE YOU TO HAVE THIS,Copy !req
273. A LIST OF THINGS TO
DO TOMORROW NIGHTCopy !req
274. AT THE DINNER TABLE.Copy !req
275. LIKE WHAT?Copy !req
276. PLEASE, WE DON'T WISH THEM READCopy !req
277. IN OUR PRESENCE.Copy !req
278. BE GONE!Copy !req
279. CARLTON, I'M LIVING A NIGHTMARE.Copy !req
280. HILARY, I'D LOVE TO TALK TO YOU,Copy !req
281. BUT I'M STARING DOWN THE
BARREL OF AN ALL-NIGHTER.Copy !req
282. PLEASE, CARLTON, I NEED HELP.Copy !req
283. I'M COMING TO YOU BECAUSE I
KNOW HOW MUCH YOU DON'T LIKE WILL.Copy !req
284. WILL SMITH IS A FINE YOUNG MAN.Copy !req
285. OH, COME OFF IT, CARLTON,
YOU'RE TALKING TO ME NOW.Copy !req
286. WE'VE LET WILL WREAK HAVOC
IN OUR LIVES FOR TOO LONG,Copy !req
287. AND NOW I THINK IT'S TIME TO BAND
AGAINST HIM AS BROTHER AND SISTER.Copy !req
288. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT IN MIND?Copy !req
289. THAT'S WHAT I NEED YOU FOR.Copy !req
290. I DON'T HAVE ANY PLANS,Copy !req
291. I JUST WANT TO PUNISH HIM.Copy !req
292. I'M VERY VINDICTIVE,Copy !req
293. I'M JUST NOT IMAGINATIVE.Copy !req
294. HILARY, WHETHER OR NOT
I WANT TO PUNISH WILL...Copy !req
295. AND FOR THE RECORD,Copy !req
296. I HAVEN'T COME OUT PRO OR CON...Copy !req
297. WHY ARE YOU SO MAD AT HIM?Copy !req
298. ALL RIGHT, IT'S KIND
OF A LONG STORY.Copy !req
299. YOU HAVE TO PROMISE
NOT TO TELL ANYBODY.Copy !req
300. SURE.Copy !req
301. FIRST OF ALL, I DROPPED
OUT OF COLLEGE.Copy !req
302. HILARY!Copy !req
303. I KNOW, I KNOW!Copy !req
304. MOM AND DAD ARE GONNA KILL YOU.Copy !req
305. I KNOW, BUT THE WORST
THING IS, WILL FOUND OUT,Copy !req
306. AND NOW HE'S USING IT TO MAKE MECopy !req
307. DO ALL KINDS OF
HUMILIATING THINGS.Copy !req
308. LIKE WHAT?Copy !req
309. HE'S MAKING ME
CLEAN HIS SNEAKERS.Copy !req
310. REALLY?Copy !req
311. IT GETS WORSE.Copy !req
312. I HAVE TO HAND WASH
HIS LUCKY DRAWS.Copy !req
313. DISGUSTING.Copy !req
314. OH, AND THIS IS HIS LATEST.Copy !req
315. HE GAVE ME A LIST OF
EMBARRASSING THINGSCopy !req
316. I HAVE TO DO AT DINNER
TOMORROW NIGHT.Copy !req
317. THAT'S AWFUL.Copy !req
318. IS HE MAKING YOU CLEAN HIS ROOM?Copy !req
319. NO.Copy !req
320. WILL YOU CLEAN MINE?Copy !req
321. CARLTON!Copy !req
322. I'M SORRY, HILARY,Copy !req
323. BUT THIS IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.Copy !req
324. WHY SHOULD WILL
HAVE ALL THE FUN?Copy !req
325. WHY, YOU LITTLE...Copy !req
326. DAD?Copy !req
327. I HATE YOU!Copy !req
328. BE THAT AS IT MAY,Copy !req
329. I WANT THESE DEBATE CARDS
TYPED BY TOMORROW MORNING.Copy !req
330. DOUBLE-SPACED.Copy !req
331. TODAY WAS CAREER DAY,Copy !req
332. AND TERESA'S DAD
CAME IN TO SPEAK TO US.Copy !req
333. REALLY? WHAT DOES HE DO?Copy !req
334. JOAN RIVERS.Copy !req
335. UM, HE'S A PLASTIC SURGEON.Copy !req
336. DINNER IS SERVED.Copy !req
337. OH, HILARY?Copy !req
338. WHAT?Copy !req
339. DID YOU MEMORIZE
THAT LITTLE LISTCopy !req
340. OF THINGS I GAVE YOU
TO DO AT DINNER TONIGHT?Copy !req
341. YES.Copy !req
342. WELL, JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE
SIDE, LET'S HAVE A POP QUIZ.Copy !req
343. NUMBER ONE, ANY TIME
UNCLE PHIL TAKES A DRINK,Copy !req
344. WHAT DO YOU DO?Copy !req
345. I COMPLIMENT YOU.Copy !req
346. YES!Copy !req
347. DID YOU MEMORIZE THE
LIST OF COMPLIMENTS?Copy !req
348. YES.Copy !req
349. OK, VERY GOOD.Copy !req
350. NUMBER TWO, ANY TIME
ANYONE SAYS HILARY,Copy !req
351. WHAT DO YOU DO?Copy !req
352. I BARK LIKE A DOG.Copy !req
353. THAT'S RIGHT!Copy !req
354. SEE YOU AT DINNER.Copy !req
355. WILL, IF YOU HAVE AN
OUNCE OF COMPASSION,Copy !req
356. YOU'LL LET ME OFF THE HOOK.Copy !req
357. YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD POINT.Copy !req
358. NAH, WE'LL DO IT ANYWAY.Copy !req
359. OH, HILARY?Copy !req
360. YES?Copy !req
361. IT'S DINNER TIME.Copy !req
362. DID YOU MEMORIZE OUR LIST?Copy !req
363. YES.Copy !req
364. WELL, LET'S JUST REVIEW.Copy !req
365. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN I
HIT MY GLASS WITH MY SPOON?Copy !req
366. I INSULT WILL.Copy !req
367. GOOD, AND WHAT DO YOU
DO WHEN I CLEAR MY THROAT?Copy !req
368. I SMACK WILL UPSIDE THE HEAD.Copy !req
369. DAMN IT, YOU'VE PREPARED!Copy !req
370. LET'S GO!Copy !req
371. FOR THESE GIFTS WE
ARE ABOUT TO RECEIVE,Copy !req
372. MAY THE LORD MAKE US
TRULY THANKFUL. AMEN.Copy !req
373. AMEN.Copy !req
374. SO, VIVIAN, HOW
WERE CLASSES TODAY?Copy !req
375. FINE. I JUST WISH
MY STUDENTS WOULDCopy !req
376. CONCENTRATE MORE ON THEIR WORK.Copy !req
377. THEY'RE VERY EASILY DISTRACTED.Copy !req
378. I SEE IT EVERY DAY.Copy !req
379. DON'T YOU... HILARY?Copy !req
380. DID YOU SAY SOMETHING, SWEETIE?Copy !req
381. NO.Copy !req
382. WILL SMITH IS PERFECT.Copy !req
383. WHY, THANK YOU.Copy !req
384. IT'S SO NICE TO BE APPRECIATED.Copy !req
385. YES, BUT PERHAPS ANOTHER TIME.Copy !req
386. YOUR MOTHER WAS
TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING,Copy !req
387. AND I'M SURE SHE
WOULD APPRECIATE ITCopy !req
388. IF SHE WEREN'T
INTERRUPTED AGAIN.Copy !req
389. SORRY.Copy !req
390. ANYWAY, AS I WAS SAYING...Copy !req
391. WILL SMITH IS THE
KING OF THE UNIVERSE.Copy !req
392. WHY, THANK YOU.Copy !req
393. I'D LIKE TO FINISH MY STORY,Copy !req
394. IF THAT'S OK WITH YOU, HILARY.Copy !req
395. HILARY.Copy !req
396. LOOK, I KNOW EVERYONE
GETS SILLY AROUND MID-TERMS,Copy !req
397. BUT NOT AT THE DINNER TABLE.Copy !req
398. I'M SORRY, MOM.Copy !req
399. WILL SMITH IS THE
SCUM OF THE EARTH.Copy !req
400. HILARY!Copy !req
401. HOWEVER, WILL SMITH IS
THE PINNACLE OF MANLINESS.Copy !req
402. AHEM.Copy !req
403. HILARY!Copy !req
404. AHEM.Copy !req
405. WHAT'S WITH HILARY?Copy !req
406. AHEM.Copy !req
407. HILARY!Copy !req
408. STOP IT! STOP IT!Copy !req
409. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!Copy !req
410. I DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL! THERE!Copy !req
411. YOU DID WHAT?Copy !req
412. I DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL.Copy !req
413. YOU DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL?Copy !req
414. WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?Copy !req
415. 3 MONTHS AGO.Copy !req
416. 3 MONTHS AGO?Copy !req
417. AND YOU'VE BEEN
LYING TO US SINCE THEN?Copy !req
418. 3 MONTHS AGO?Copy !req
419. IF YOU'LL JUST LET ME EXPLAIN.Copy !req
420. 3 MONTHS AGO?Copy !req
421. MOTHER, PLEASE
JUST LET ME EXPLAIN.Copy !req
422. I'M NOT INTERESTED.
YOU'VE BEEN LYING TO US.Copy !req
423. AND IF YOU THINK
FOR ONE MINUTE...Copy !req
424. PHILIP, WAIT.Copy !req
425. WILL, CARLTON, ASHLEY... TAKE
YOUR DINNER INTO THE KITCHEN.Copy !req
426. THANKS A LOT, WILL.Copy !req
427. MAN, THEY'VE BEEN
IN THERE FOR AN HOUR.Copy !req
428. I WONDER WHAT HILARY TOLD MOM
AND DAD ABOUT OUR PART IN ALL THIS.Copy !req
429. I THINK IT'S PRETTY
SAFE TO ASSUMECopy !req
430. SHE SANG LIKE A CANARY.Copy !req
431. WELL, THERE'S NO NEED TO WORRY.Copy !req
432. SHE'S BEEN LYING TO
THEM FOR 3 MONTHS.Copy !req
433. WE CAN PUNCH HOLES
IN HER CREDIBILITY.Copy !req
434. MOM, DAD, AWFULLY SAD ABOUT
WHAT HAPPENED TO HILARY.Copy !req
435. HOPE HER CRAZY LIES DON'T
DRAG DOWN ANYONE ELSE.Copy !req
436. CARLTON, SIT.Copy !req
437. MAYBE WE HAVEN'T
BEEN CLEAR ENOUGHCopy !req
438. ABOUT THE RULES OF THIS HOUSE.Copy !req
439. YOU ARE NOT TO BLACKMAILCopy !req
440. OTHER MEMBERS OF THIS FAMILY.Copy !req
441. OK, I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW.Copy !req
442. YOU TWO ARE
GROUNDED FOR A MONTH.Copy !req
443. AND WILL, ADDED TO THE
MONTH THAT YOU ALREADY HAVE,Copy !req
444. THAT SHOULD PRETTY MUCH
TAKE YOU INTO FISCAL '91.Copy !req
445. DAD!Copy !req
446. YOU ARE EXCUSED.Copy !req
447. I DON'T KNOW, PHILIP,
I'VE BEEN THINKING.Copy !req
448. ABOUT WHAT?Copy !req
449. WHAT HILARY SAID WHEN
SHE WAS ALONE WITH US.Copy !req
450. YOU KNOW, THAT I'VE PUT
TOO MUCH PRESSURE ON HER,Copy !req
451. THAT IT'S HARD
LIVING UP TO A MOTHERCopy !req
452. WHO'S A COLLEGE PROFESSOR,Copy !req
453. THAT I MADE HER FEEL
THAT SHE COULD NEVERCopy !req
454. COME TO US AND
ADMIT THAT SHE FAILED.Copy !req
455. YOU MEAN YOU BOUGHT THAT CRAP?Copy !req
456. MOM, DAD, CAN I SAY SOMETHING?Copy !req
457. YES.Copy !req
458. I'VE BEEN THINKING.Copy !req
459. AND I DECIDED THAT I'LL DO
WHATEVER YOU WANT ME TO DOCopy !req
460. TO MAKE THINGS BETTER.Copy !req
461. AND EXACTLY WHAT WOULD THAT BE?Copy !req
462. I DON'T KNOW. WHATEVER
YOU WANT ME TO DO.Copy !req
463. HILARY, THAT'S THE PROBLEM.Copy !req
464. WE'VE BEEN MAKING ALL
THE DECISIONS FOR YOU.Copy !req
465. YOU'RE 21 YEARS
OLD. IT'S TIME FOR YOUCopy !req
466. TO MAKE YOUR OWN DECISIONS.Copy !req
467. IF YOU WEREN'T GETTING
ANYTHING OUT OF COLLEGECopy !req
468. AND YOU WANTED TO DROP OUT,Copy !req
469. YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD US, AND
NOT TRY TO HIDE IT LIKE A LITTLE KID.Copy !req
470. I THOUGHT YOU WANTED
ME TO GO TO COLLEGE.Copy !req
471. WE WANT YOU TO GO TO COLLEGECopy !req
472. WHEN YOU'LL APPRECIATE IT.Copy !req
473. BUT IT'S NOT TO MAKE US HAPPY.Copy !req
474. IT'S TO MAKE
SOMETHING OF YOUR LIFE.Copy !req
475. WE JUST WANT YOU
TO BE ALL YOU CAN BE.Copy !req
476. YOU WANT ME TO JOIN THE ARMY?Copy !req
477. LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN.Copy !req
478. HILARY, WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE?Copy !req
479. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
480. I GUESS I'LL HAVE
TO THINK ABOUT IT.Copy !req
481. WELL, WHILE YOU'RE
THINKING ABOUT IT,Copy !req
482. YOU'RE GOING TO
GET YOURSELF A JOB.Copy !req
483. OK.Copy !req
484. GOOD NIGHT.Copy !req
485. MOM, DAD?Copy !req
486. WHAT KIND OF JOB DO
YOU WANT ME TO GET?Copy !req
487. I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU.Copy !req
488. HEY, LOOK, STRAIGHT UP.Copy !req
489. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WOULD
BREAK DOWN LIKE THAT.Copy !req
490. YOU WALK AROUND HERE
LIKE NOTHING BOTHERS YOU.Copy !req
491. AND I GUESS I TOOK
IT A LITTLE TOO FAR,Copy !req
492. AND I JUST WANT
TO SAY I'M SORRY.Copy !req
493. YEAH, NOW. AN HOUR AGO,Copy !req
494. YOU WERE READY TO TELL ON ME.Copy !req
495. YOU TRIPPIN'.Copy !req
496. I WASN'T GOING TO TELL ON YOU.Copy !req
497. REALLY?Copy !req
498. NO, OF COURSE NOT.Copy !req
499. HOW ABOUT YOU, CARLTON?Copy !req
500. WE'RE DEALING IN
HYPOTHETICALS HERE.Copy !req
501. FINE. I WASN'T GOING TO TELL.Copy !req
502. DOES THAT PLACEBO MAKE
EITHER OF YOU FEEL ANY BETTER?Copy !req
503. SO, I GUESS YOU'RE GONNA
HATE ME FOREVER, RIGHT?Copy !req
504. WELL, I THOUGHT ABOUT IT.Copy !req
505. AND I GUESS I BROUGHT
THIS WHOLE THING ON MYSELF.Copy !req
506. I MEAN, IF I HADN'T
GOTTEN YOU GROUNDED,Copy !req
507. YOU WOULDN'T HAVE
BLACKMAILED ME.Copy !req
508. SO, I'VE LEARNED MY
LESSON AND WE'RE EVEN.Copy !req
509. OH, HEY, THAT'S DECENT, HILARY.Copy !req
510. GOOD NIGHT.Copy !req
511. OH, BEFORE YOU GO.Copy !req
512. AS MY LAST OFFICIAL
ACT OF SERVITUDE,Copy !req
513. I DID FINISH YOUR LAUNDRY.Copy !req
514. I CAN'T BELIEVE I
MADE YOU DO THAT.Copy !req
515. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
516. IT'S OK.Copy !req
517. WHAT'S DONE IS DONE.Copy !req
518. HILARY!Copy !req
519. MY LUCKY DRAWS!Copy !req
520. AAH!Copy !req
521. CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.Copy !req
522. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE www.ncicap.org...Copy !req