1. "AND SO THE MEN AND
WOMEN OF PLYMOUTH COLONYCopy !req
2. "SAT AT A LONG TABLE WITH
THEIR NEW-FOUND INDIAN FRIENDSCopy !req
3. "TO CELEBRATE THE
FIRST THANKSGIVING.Copy !req
4. "AND AT THE HEAD OF THE TABLE,Copy !req
5. "THE LEADER OF THE PILGRIMSCopy !req
6. FOLDED HIS HANDS,
BOWED HIS HEAD AND SAID..."Copy !req
7. WHOO!Copy !req
8. AND THEN THE VILLAGE IDIOTCopy !req
9. INTERRUPTED THE PRAYER,Copy !req
10. RUINING THE FEAST
FOR ONE AND ALL.Copy !req
11. BOY, HOLIDAY TRAFFIC
IS STARTING ALREADY.Copy !req
12. PEOPLE ARE IN SUCH A LOUSY MOOD.Copy !req
13. I LEARNED FIVE NEW
WORDS ON THE WAY HOME.Copy !req
14. DID YOU KNOW WHAT THEY MEANT?Copy !req
15. I THINK SO, ASHLEY.
THEY WERE ACCOMPANIEDCopy !req
16. BY HELPFUL HAND GESTURES.Copy !req
17. WILL, I BET YOU CAN'T WAIT
TILL YOUR MOM GETS HERE.Copy !req
18. OH, RIGHT, YEAH. THANKS A LOTCopy !req
19. FOR FLYING HER OUT, AUNT VIV.Copy !req
20. WE HAD TO CONVINCE
HER TO ACCEPT THE TICKET.Copy !req
21. SHE NEVER LETS US
SPEND A PENNY ON HER.Copy !req
22. APPARENTLY THAT'S
NOT A GENETIC TRAIT.Copy !req
23. NOW, FOR THANKSGIVING,Copy !req
24. DO YOU WANT TO TRY
SOMETHING DIFFERENTCopy !req
25. OR THE TRADITIONAL TURKEY?Copy !req
26. MOTHER, I HAVE A BIG
PROBLEM WITH TURKEY.Copy !req
27. WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?Copy !req
28. ASHLEY, HONEY, FROM THE
MOMENT THEY'RE HATCHEDCopy !req
29. TO THE MOMENT
THEY'RE SHRINK-WRAPPED,Copy !req
30. TURKEYS ARE RAISED TO BE FOODCopy !req
31. AND NOTHING BUT FOOD.Copy !req
32. HILARY, SWEETHEART, I
DON'T THINK TOO MANY OF THEMCopy !req
33. HAD ASPIRATIONS TO BE
DOCTORS OR LAWYERS.Copy !req
34. CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.Copy !req
35. MY SISTER SHOULD
BE HERE ANY MINUTE!Copy !req
36. AREN'T YOU EXCITED?Copy !req
37. OH, YEAH. I CAN'T WAIT
TILL SHE GETS OUT HERECopy !req
38. AND STARTS TAKING
HER USUAL SHOTS AT ME.Copy !req
39. VI'S THAT WAY WITH EVERYBODY.Copy !req
40. REMEMBER WHAT SHE
SAID ABOUT MY BEARD?Copy !req
41. OH, YOU MISUNDERSTOOD HER.Copy !req
42. SHE SAID IT MADE ME
LOOK LIKE BIGFOOT.Copy !req
43. WHICH IS RIDICULOUSCopy !req
44. BECAUSE NOBODY KNOWS WHAT
BIGFOOT REALLY LOOKS LIKE.Copy !req
45. THAT'S HER!Copy !req
46. COME ON.Copy !req
47. MOM!Copy !req
48. BABY!Copy !req
49. GOODNESS GRACIOUS!Copy !req
50. VI!Copy !req
51. VIV, GIVE US A HUG!Copy !req
52. LOOK AT MY BOY!Copy !req
53. YOU REALLY HAVE CHANGED.Copy !req
54. YEAH, I'M HANDSOME, HUH?Copy !req
55. NO, YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED.Copy !req
56. I HOPE HE'S NOT EATING YOU
ALL OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME.Copy !req
57. NOT AT ALL.Copy !req
58. HE'S CERTAINLY NOT TAKING
ANY FOOD OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.Copy !req
59. STARTING ALREADY.
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.Copy !req
60. THAT'S A GOOD ONE, MOM.
I GOT TO USE THAT ONE.Copy !req
61. NO, NO. YOU DON'T MAKE
FUN OF YOUR UNCLE.Copy !req
62. THAT'S MY JOB.Copy !req
63. OH... COME ON, LET'S GO INSIDE.Copy !req
64. GIRL, YOU LOOK WONDERFUL!Copy !req
65. THANK YOU.Copy !req
66. HOW'S EVERYTHING
AT THE POST OFFICE?Copy !req
67. THEY MADE ME A SUPERVISOR.Copy !req
68. THAT'S WONDERFUL.Copy !req
69. HONEY, THEY MAKE EVERYBODY
AT THE POST OFFICE A SUPERVISOR.Copy !req
70. YOU PRACTICALLY
HAVE TO EAT THE MAILCopy !req
71. NOT TO GET PROMOTED.Copy !req
72. AUNT VI!Copy !req
73. OH, MY GOODNESS,
AREN'T YOU HANDSOME?Copy !req
74. AND LOOKING LESS AND LESS
LIKE YOUR DADDY EVERY DAY.Copy !req
75. OUCH! RUN FOR COVER, DAD.Copy !req
76. WHERE'S HE GOING TO HIDE AT?Copy !req
77. VI, THIS IS GEOFFREY.Copy !req
78. GEOFFREY, MY
SISTER-IN-LAW MRS. SMITH.Copy !req
79. HOW DO YOU DO?Copy !req
80. I'M FINE, THANK YOU.Copy !req
81. MOM, CHECK THIS. AHEM.Copy !req
82. GEOFFREY, TAKE MY
MOM'S BAGS TO HER ROOM.Copy !req
83. OW! MOM, WHAT DID I DO?Copy !req
84. YOU CAN TAKE THOSE
BAGS YOURSELF.Copy !req
85. THAT MAN'S TWICE YOUR AGE...Copy !req
86. EVEN THOUGH HE DOESN'T LOOK IT.Copy !req
87. WELL, AT LEAST
TAKE THE HEAVY ONE.Copy !req
88. NOW, GO ON. BUT, MOM...Copy !req
89. YOU HEARD ME.Copy !req
90. AFTER YOU, MASTER WILLIAM.Copy !req
91. CARLTON, GO TELL YOUR
SISTERS THEIR AUNT IS HERE.Copy !req
92. TELL ME, HAS WILL BEEN
GIVING YOU ANY TROUBLE?Copy !req
93. OH, HE'S BEEN WONDERFUL,
HASN'T HE, PHILIP?Copy !req
94. PHILIP!Copy !req
95. WELL, LET'S JUST SAY
HE TAKES AFTER YOU, VI.Copy !req
96. OK.Copy !req
97. VI, I WAS DUSTING THE
ALBUMS THIS MORNING.Copy !req
98. AND GUESS WHAT I FOUND.Copy !req
99. CERTAINLY NOT DUST.Copy !req
100. THE TEMPTATIONS!Copy !req
101. I HAVE THAT ALBUM!Copy !req
102. YOU HAD IT, I BORROWED IT. YOU
TAUGHT ME TO DANCE TO THIS, REMEMBER?Copy !req
103. I DIDN'T TEACH YOU
TO DANCE LIKE THAT.Copy !req
104. MOVE OVER, GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
105. UH-OH.Copy !req
106. LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT.Copy !req
107. OH!Copy !req
108. HEY!Copy !req
109. AUNT VI!Copy !req
110. MY GIRLS!Copy !req
111. YOU LOOK FANTASTIC!Copy !req
112. THANK YOU! HEY, COME ON.
DANCE WITH US. HERE WE GO.Copy !req
113. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
114. HERE YOU GO. THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
115. WHAT DANCE IS THIS?Copy !req
116. THE SWIM, ASHLEY. IT
WAS POPULAR IN THE 1940s.Copy !req
117. THE 1960s, AND
IT'S NOT THE SWIM.Copy !req
118. YOUR DADDY KNOWS THE SWIM.Copy !req
119. COME ON. SWIM FOR HER, PHILIP.Copy !req
120. UH-OH. EVERYBODY
OUT OF THE POOL.Copy !req
121. ALL RIGHT! ONE MORE
TIME. ONE MORE TIME.Copy !req
122. MM-MMM, THAT
COBBLER WAS DELICIOUS!Copy !req
123. I SWEAR, THE PERSON THAT
INVENTED THE ELASTIC WAISTBANDCopy !req
124. SHOULD GET THE NOBEL PRIZE.Copy !req
125. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, RIGHT?Copy !req
126. DON'T START.Copy !req
127. ANYWAY, MOM,Copy !req
128. YOU KNOW WHO USED TO
MAKE THE BEST COBBLER?Copy !req
129. OLD LADY IVORY DOWN THE STREET.Copy !req
130. DOES SHE STILL MAKE IT?Copy !req
131. OH, HONEY, SHE PASSED ON.Copy !req
132. YOU'RE KIDDING.Copy !req
133. WELL, CHILD, SHE
WAS IN HER EARLY 100s.Copy !req
134. YOU'D HAVE NEVER KNOWN
BY THE WAY SHE USEDCopy !req
135. TO SWING THAT
BASEBALL BAT AT ME.Copy !req
136. BUT CAN WE HAVE A
MOMENT OF SILENCE?Copy !req
137. YEAH, WELL.Copy !req
138. MOM, DAD, I HAVE A LITTLE FAVOR.Copy !req
139. MY ENGLISH TEACHER MR. FELLOWSCopy !req
140. DOESN'T HAVE ANYWHERE TO
GO FOR THANKSGIVING TOMORROW,Copy !req
141. AND I JUST THOUGHT,
SINCE HE'S ALL ALONECopy !req
142. AND WE HAVE SO MUCH TO SHARE,Copy !req
143. COULD WE INVITE HIM TO DINNER?Copy !req
144. CERTAINLY, CARLTON.
THAT'S VERY THOUGHTFUL.Copy !req
145. AND NOT THE WORST WAY TO
PULL MY GRADE UP TO AN "A."Copy !req
146. OK, THIS SURE WAS LOVELY.Copy !req
147. OH, NO, MOM, MOM,
I'LL GET THAT FOR YOU.Copy !req
148. OH, THANK YOU, BABE.Copy !req
149. GEOFFREY!Copy !req
150. OW! MOM, WHAT DID I DO?Copy !req
151. IT'S ALL RIGHT, VIOLA,Copy !req
152. GEOFFREY CLEARS
THE TABLE. IT'S HIS JOB.Copy !req
153. YOU SHOUTED, MASTER WILLIAM?Copy !req
154. YES, GEOFFREY, WHY
DON'T YOU HAVE A SEATCopy !req
155. AND HAVE SOME OF THIS
DELICIOUS PEACH COBBLERCopy !req
156. WHILE WE CLEAR THE TABLE?Copy !req
157. VIOLA, DON'T GO THROUGH
SO MUCH TROUBLE.Copy !req
158. NO TROUBLE AT ALL.Copy !req
159. HILARY, CARLTON, ASHLEY,Copy !req
160. AND YOU, YOUR HIGHNESS,Copy !req
161. LET US ALL CLEAR THE TABLE.Copy !req
162. THAT'S A GOOD ONE!Copy !req
163. HONEY, DO I LOOK
LIKE I'M TELLING A JOKE?Copy !req
164. NOT TO ME.Copy !req
165. WELL, DON'T JUST
SIT THERE WATCHING.Copy !req
166. PICK UP THE DISHES AND
GET THEM INTO THE KITCHEN.Copy !req
167. NOW, HUSTLE!Copy !req
168. SOME GUEST.Copy !req
169. WHAT SHOULD I DO
WITH THESE BOWLS?Copy !req
170. JUST PUT THEM IN THE DISHWASHER.Copy !req
171. HERE?Copy !req
172. WELL, LET'S TAKE THEM
UP TO GEOFFREY'S ROOM.Copy !req
173. HE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THEM.Copy !req
174. LORD, HAVE MERCY.
JUST LEAVE THEM HERE.Copy !req
175. I'LL TAKE CARE OF THEM.Copy !req
176. NOW, GO ON.Copy !req
177. HONESTLY! I'VE NEVER SEEN
SUCH A LAZY BUNCH IN MY LIFE,Copy !req
178. AND I WORK AT THE POST OFFICE.Copy !req
179. YO, JESSE!Copy !req
180. HOW'S IT GOING, WILL?Copy !req
181. HEY, MOM, THIS IS JESSE.
HE'S THE GARDENER HERE.Copy !req
182. HOW YOU DOING? HOW YOU DOING?Copy !req
183. HEY, WILL, IS YOUR
AUNT AROUND HERE?Copy !req
184. I WANT TO KNOW WHERE
TO PLANT THE BUSHES.Copy !req
185. UM, I THINK SHE SAID SHE
WANTED THEM OUT BY THE POOL.Copy !req
186. CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR?
MY MOM REALLY LIKES ROSES.Copy !req
187. CAN YOU SNIP A COUPLE
FOR HER BEDROOM?Copy !req
188. NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
189. OH, WAIT A SECOND. HONEY,
DON'T GO BOSSING HIM AROUND.Copy !req
190. IF YOU WANT TO CUT ME SOME
FLOWERS, YOU GO GET THEM YOURSELF.Copy !req
191. BUT, MOM, HE'S THE...Copy !req
192. UNDERSTAND?Copy !req
193. OK, I'LL CUT YOU THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL BOUQUET IN THE WORLD,Copy !req
194. BUT IT'S BEAUTY WILL PALECopy !req
195. IN COMPARISON TO YOURS.Copy !req
196. DON'T EVEN TRY THAT
PRINCE CHARMING STUFF.Copy !req
197. JESSE, IT'S THE DAY
BEFORE THANKSGIVING.Copy !req
198. TAKE THE DAY OFF.Copy !req
199. THANKS.Copy !req
200. HEY, YOU GOING TO BE
AROUND HERE FOR CHRISTMAS?Copy !req
201. OH, JESSE! GOOD.Copy !req
202. I WANTED TO TO TALK TO
YOU ABOUT THE BUSHES.Copy !req
203. WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT NEXT WEEK.Copy !req
204. HAVE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING!Copy !req
205. IS JESSE LEAVING?Copy !req
206. UH-HUH.Copy !req
207. THE LAWN WASN'T MOWED.Copy !req
208. MOM GAVE HIM THE DAY OFF.Copy !req
209. WHAT?Copy !req
210. AUNT VIV, IT'S A HOLIDAY.Copy !req
211. IT'LL BE COOL IF THE GRASS
GROWS FOR ANOTHER WEEK.Copy !req
212. OH, NO. IT'S NOT GROWING
'CAUSE YOU GOING TO CUT IT.Copy !req
213. WHY ME?Copy !req
214. YOU ALWAYS MOWED
THE LAWN BACK HOME.Copy !req
215. I DON'T SEE WHY YOU
CAN'T DO THIS ONE.Copy !req
216. 'CAUSE IT'S THE SIZE
OF A FOOTBALL FIELD!Copy !req
217. AND SINCE WHEN DO I
HAVE TO ASK YOU TWICE?Copy !req
218. BUT, MOM...Copy !req
219. NOW, HUSTLE!Copy !req
220. OK, BUT I AIN'T GOING
TO CUT YOU NO FLOWERS.Copy !req
221. VI, I REALLY WISH
YOU HAD TALKED TO MECopy !req
222. BEFORE YOU LET THE
GARDENER TAKE THE DAY OFF.Copy !req
223. OH, GIRL, IT'S THE DAY
BEFORE THANKSGIVING.Copy !req
224. WELL, IT WAS A NICE IDEA,Copy !req
225. BUT IT'S THE SAME THING
WITH TELLING GEOFFREYCopy !req
226. NOT TO CLEAR THE TABLE.Copy !req
227. I JUST THINK THEY MIGHT
FEEL UNCOMFORTABLECopy !req
228. TAKING ORDERS FROM
SOMEBODY THEY DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
229. UH-HUH. AND THEY'D RATHER TAKE
ORDERS FROM A 17-YEAR-OLD BOY?Copy !req
230. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?Copy !req
231. WELL, HONEY, I DON'T
MEAN TO BE CRITICAL,Copy !req
232. BUT I DON'T LIKE
WHAT I SAW TODAY.Copy !req
233. WILL'S GOT A BUNCH OF GROWN MENCopy !req
234. RUNNING AROUND DOING ALL
THE WORK HE SHOULD BE DOING.Copy !req
235. I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM LIFT A FINGER
EXCEPT TO SCRATCH HIS HEAD.Copy !req
236. YOU'RE REALLY
NOT BEING FAIR, VI.Copy !req
237. WILL WORKS VERY
HARD AT HIS HOMEWORK.Copy !req
238. BACK HOME, WILL DID HIS
HOMEWORK, MOWED THE LAWN,Copy !req
239. AND RAKED THE LEAVES
AND CLEARED THE TABLE.Copy !req
240. I DON'T THINK A LITTLE
WORK AROUND THE HOUSECopy !req
241. IS GONNA INTERFERE
WITH HIS EDUCATION.Copy !req
242. FROM WHAT I SEE, ALL HE'S
LEARNING IS HOW TO BE A RICH KID.Copy !req
243. PHILLIP AND I JUST
WANT WILL TO HAVECopy !req
244. THE SAME ADVANTAGES
THAT OUR KIDS HAVE.Copy !req
245. I MEAN, ISN'T THAT WHY
YOU SENT HIM OUT HERE?Copy !req
246. I SENT HIM OUT HERE
TO STAY OUT OF TROUBLECopy !req
247. AND GET A GOOD EDUCATION.Copy !req
248. BUT, VIVIAN, I ALSO TAUGHT THAT
BOY THE VALUE OF HARD WORK,Copy !req
249. AND I DON'T WANT
HIM TO LOSE THAT.Copy !req
250. ALL I KNOW IS THE KIDS IN THIS
HOUSE ARE GETTING A FREE RIDE,Copy !req
251. A FREE RIDE IN A FANCY CAR.Copy !req
252. BUT I DON'T MEAN TO BE CRITICAL.Copy !req
253. I'M NOT INTERRUPTING
ANYTHING, AM I?Copy !req
254. NO. ALL DONE.Copy !req
255. VIVIAN, SINCE CARLTON'S
INVITED HIS TEACHER,Copy !req
256. MAYBE YOU SHOULD
CALL THE CATERERSCopy !req
257. AND TELL THEM THERE'LL
BE ONE MORE FOR DINNER.Copy !req
258. MM-HMM.Copy !req
259. ARE YOU OK?Copy !req
260. I'M JUST FINE.Copy !req
261. DO YOU KNOW WHAT
MY SISTER JUST SAID?Copy !req
262. YOU ARE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS.Copy !req
263. SHE SAID THAT OUR
KIDS ARE SPOILED.Copy !req
264. NEWS FLASH.Copy !req
265. YOU MEAN YOU AGREE WITH HER?Copy !req
266. VIVIAN, I'M THE ONE
WHO SAYS THEY SHOULDCopy !req
267. BE DOING MORE WORK
AROUND THE HOUSE.Copy !req
268. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S
TOO EASY ON THEM.Copy !req
269. OH, REALLY? DOES
THIS SOUND FAMILIAR?Copy !req
270. DADDY, I NEED $300.Copy !req
271. YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET PERSONAL.Copy !req
272. VI JUST MADE AN
HONEST CRITICISM.Copy !req
273. LET'S JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT.Copy !req
274. YOU REALLY THINK I'VE
BEEN EASY ON THEM.Copy !req
275. HONEY, WE'RE NOT GOING
TO SOLVE THIS OVERNIGHT.Copy !req
276. LOOK, LET'S JUST HAVE A
PLEASANT THANKSGIVING TOMORROW.Copy !req
277. WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT
AFTER VI LEAVES, OK?Copy !req
278. HMM?Copy !req
279. DON'T FORGET TO
CALL THE CATERER.Copy !req
280. HELLO, SALLY?
THIS IS VIVIAN BANKS.Copy !req
281. YOU HAD US SCHEDULEDCopy !req
282. FOR A THANKSGIVING
DINNER TOMORROW.Copy !req
283. WE'D LIKE TO CANCEL IT.Copy !req
284. WELL, WE'RE GOING TO
HAVE THE KIDS MAKE DINNER.Copy !req
285. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, GOOD LUCK?Copy !req
286. WILL, CARLTON, HILARY, ASHLEY!Copy !req
287. GET DOWN HERE! HUSTLE!Copy !req
288. DID YOU GET THE TURKEY?Copy !req
289. CERTAINLY, MADAM.Copy !req
290. OH, GEOFFREY, IT'S FROZEN SOLID.Copy !req
291. REALLY, MADAM? I THOUGHT
IT WAS JUST SCARED?Copy !req
292. MOMMY,Copy !req
293. DIDN'T WE JUST HAVE A
FIRE DRILL LAST WEEK?Copy !req
294. THIS ISN'T A DRILL.Copy !req
295. IT'S A FIRE? OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
296. I'M GOING BACK FOR
MY NEW SUEDE BOOTS,Copy !req
297. AND DON'T TRY TO STOP ME.Copy !req
298. WHILE YOU UP THERE,
GET MY LUCKY DRAWERS!Copy !req
299. YOU ARE GOING TO COOK AND
SERVE THANKSGIVING DINNER.Copy !req
300. HOW? WHY?Copy !req
301. BECAUSE YOU KIDS DON'T DO
ENOUGH WORK AROUND THE HOUSE.Copy !req
302. EXCUSE ME?Copy !req
303. DIDN'T I JUST MOW
CENTRAL PARK YESTERDAY?Copy !req
304. MOM, MY ENGLISH TEACHER
IS COMING TO DINNER.Copy !req
305. HE HOLDS MY ENGLISH GRADE
IN THE PALM OF HIS HAND.Copy !req
306. THIS ISN'T THE TIME FOR ONE
OF YOUR LEFTIST EXPERIMENTS.Copy !req
307. CARLTON'S RIGHT, MOM.Copy !req
308. ALL THIS STUFF ABOUT US
WORKING COULD REALLY WAIT.Copy !req
309. I MEAN, IT HAS A REAL NEW
YEAR'S RESOLUTION FEEL TO IT.Copy !req
310. I DO NOT WANT TO DISCUSS THIS.Copy !req
311. NOW, SINCE WHEN DO I
HAVE TO ASK YOU KIDS TWICE?Copy !req
312. EVERY TIME, MOMMY.Copy !req
313. WELL, NOT THIS TIME.Copy !req
314. NOW, YOU'VE GOT 15 MINUTES
TO GET UP, GET DRESSED,Copy !req
315. AND GET BACK DOWN HERE.Copy !req
316. MOVE IT!Copy !req
317. COME ON, AUNT VIV, I MEAN,
INSTEAD OF DOING ALL THIS WORK,Copy !req
318. SHOULDN'T I BE SPENDING
SOME TIME WITH MY MOM?Copy !req
319. I MEAN, SHE SEES ME SO LITTLE,Copy !req
320. AND I'M GROWING SO FAST.Copy !req
321. DON'T EVEN TRY THAT
PRINCE CHARMING STUFF.Copy !req
322. YOUR MOTHER DID NOT SEND
YOU OUT HERE ON VACATION.Copy !req
323. AND SO FAR, YOU'VE
BEEN GETTING A FREE RIDE,Copy !req
324. A FREE RIDE IN A FANCY CAR.Copy !req
325. AND IF YOU REALLY WANT TO DOCopy !req
326. SOMETHING NICE FOR YOUR MOTHER,Copy !req
327. WHY DON'T YOU SHOW HER YOU
CAN DO SOME WORK AROUND HERE.Copy !req
328. BUT AUNT VIV...Copy !req
329. NO DISCUSSION.Copy !req
330. DO YOU REALIZE THERE'S A
BUMP FORMING BACK THERE?Copy !req
331. ALL RIGHT, NOW BUST THIS.
THESE ARE YOUR ASSIGNMENTS.Copy !req
332. I'LL DO THE TURKEY.Copy !req
333. ASHLEY, YOU DO THE
CRANBERRY SAUCE.Copy !req
334. CARLTON, YOU DO THE STUFFING.Copy !req
335. HILARY, YOU DO THE
YAMS AND THE ROLLS.Copy !req
336. OH, I GET 2 THINGS?Copy !req
337. WHY DON'T YOU JUST PUT
A YOKE AROUND MY NECKCopy !req
338. AND HITCH ME TO A PLOW.Copy !req
339. HA HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
340. HILARY, I DON'T THINKCopy !req
341. IT WOULD BE THE WORST
THING IN THE WORLDCopy !req
342. IF YOU GUYS DID A LITTLE
BIT OF WORK AROUND HERE.Copy !req
343. I MEAN, YOU GUYS ARE
GETTING A FANCY RIDE,Copy !req
344. A FANCY RIDE IN A FREE CAR.Copy !req
345. I'M SORRY DINNER'S
SO LATE, MR. FELLOWS.Copy !req
346. OH, THAT'S OK.Copy !req
347. I THINK IN OUR SOCIETY,Copy !req
348. WE'RE TOO OBSESSED WITH TIME.Copy !req
349. SAVE TIME. DON'T
WASTE TIME. BE ON TIME.Copy !req
350. WHAT ARE IN SUCH A HURRY TO DO?Copy !req
351. TO EAT.Copy !req
352. SO, MR. FELLOWS,Copy !req
353. CARLTON ALWAYS TALKS
ABOUT YOUR ENGLISH CLASS.Copy !req
354. HE SAID YOU WERE
STUDYING SHAKESPEARE.Copy !req
355. OH, THIS IS REALLY EXCITING.Copy !req
356. WE'RE READING HAMLET.Copy !req
357. BUT TO MAKE IT MORE
RELEVANT TO KIDS,Copy !req
358. I'M TEACHING IT TO THEMCopy !req
359. IN A RAP VERSION I WROTE MYSELF.Copy !req
360. OH, LORD.Copy !req
361. PEEP THIS.Copy !req
362. "TO BE IN EFFECT,Copy !req
363. "OR NOT TO BE IN EFFECT?Copy !req
364. SLAMMIN', MAN, ON
THE QUESTIONING TIP."Copy !req
365. UH, YEAH.Copy !req
366. UH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,Copy !req
367. DINNER WILL BE
SERVED IN 10 MINUTES.Copy !req
368. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
369. HILARY.Copy !req
370. HILARY!Copy !req
371. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
372. IT SEEMS THAT LITTLE
MR. POP 'N' FRESHCopy !req
373. DOESN'T WANT TO
COME OUT OF HIS TUBE.Copy !req
374. PERHAPS THIS WILL PERSUADE HIM.Copy !req
375. ASHLEY, HOW'S THE
CRANBERRY SAUCE COMING?Copy !req
376. ALL DONE.Copy !req
377. DARN IT!Copy !req
378. NICE GOING, CARLTON!Copy !req
379. WELL, DO YOU WANT
TO TRY TO MAKE THIS?Copy !req
380. THIS STUFFING IS COMPLETELY DRY.Copy !req
381. LOOK, DO I HAVE TO DO
EVERYTHING MYSELF?Copy !req
382. CARLTON, THIS ISN'T
EXACTLY BRAIN SURGERY.Copy !req
383. LOOK, WHEN SOMETHING IS
TOO DRY, WHAT DO WE DO?Copy !req
384. CREAM OF MUSHROOM SOUP!Copy !req
385. POUR, POUR, POUR!Copy !req
386. MIX, MIX, MIX!Copy !req
387. CAN YOU DO THAT?Copy !req
388. HILARY, DID YOU CHECK THE YAMS?Copy !req
389. FOR WHAT?Copy !req
390. OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
391. OHH!Copy !req
392. SHALL WE SAY GRACE?Copy !req
393. DEAR LORD, FOR THIS FOOD
WE ARE ABOUT TO RECEIVE,Copy !req
394. MAKE US TRULY THANKFUL.Copy !req
395. AMEN. AMEN.Copy !req
396. WELL, LET'S START BY
SERVING OUR GUEST OF HONOR.Copy !req
397. MR. FELLOWS, CARE FOR SOME YAMS?Copy !req
398. I'D LOVE SOME.Copy !req
399. INTERESTING.Copy !req
400. I'VE NEVER HAD THEM BEFORE
WITH THIS THICK BLACK CRUST.Copy !req
401. IT'S CAJUN STYLE.Copy !req
402. HILARY BURNED THEM.Copy !req
403. OH, THEY'RE JUST BURNED ON TOP.Copy !req
404. ONCE YOU GET UNDERNEATH IT...Copy !req
405. THEY'RE TOTALLY CHARRED.Copy !req
406. HOW DID YOU DO THAT?Copy !req
407. MOM, GIVE HILARY A BREAK.Copy !req
408. I THINK SHE DESERVES SOME CREDITCopy !req
409. JUST FOR PUTTING OUT THE FIRE.Copy !req
410. FIRE?Copy !req
411. WELL, WHAT ELSE DO WE HAVE?Copy !req
412. THAT LOOKS LIKE CRANBERRY
SAUCE, MR. FELLOWS.Copy !req
413. LAY IT ON ME.Copy !req
414. IT LOOKS WONDERFUL. WHO MADE IT?Copy !req
415. I DID, MOMMY.Copy !req
416. MMM.Copy !req
417. MMM. IT'S DELICIOUS.Copy !req
418. YEAH, YOU'D NEVER KNOW
ASHLEY DROPPED IT ON THE FLOOR.Copy !req
419. WELL, UM, WHAT
ABOUT THE STUFFING?Copy !req
420. WHERE'S THAT BEEN?Copy !req
421. YO, THAT'S DOPE. GIVE
IT A TRY, MR. FELLOWS.Copy !req
422. YEAH. YEAH.Copy !req
423. UM...Copy !req
424. SURE.Copy !req
425. I MADE IT, MR. FELLOWS. I'M SURE
YOU'LLFIND IT OF GRADE "A" QUALITY.Copy !req
426. OH, SPEAKING OF As...Copy !req
427. YES?Copy !req
428. WILL IS GETTING AN "A"
IN MY ENGLISH CLASS.Copy !req
429. OH! CONGRATULATIONS, BABY.Copy !req
430. DO YOU HAVE ANY
NEWS FOR MY PARENTS?Copy !req
431. NOT REALLY.Copy !req
432. SO, HOW ABOUT THAT STUFFING?Copy !req
433. AW, SERVE YOURSELF.Copy !req
434. OH, IT LOOKS... LOOKS GREAT.Copy !req
435. UM... SHALL I PASS IT ON?Copy !req
436. NO! NO!Copy !req
437. YOU CAN HAVE ALL OF THAT.Copy !req
438. THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
SAVE LOTS OF ROOMCopy !req
439. BECAUSE WE HAVE A TURKEY ROASTED
TO PERFECTION BY YOURS TRULY.Copy !req
440. WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO
THE HONORS, UNCLE PHIL?Copy !req
441. WHY, CERTAINLY.Copy !req
442. AHH.Copy !req
443. IT'S FROZEN INSIDE.Copy !req
444. WILL!Copy !req
445. I'M SORRY. I THAWED
IT AS MUCH I COULD.Copy !req
446. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED
TO DO, SIT ON IT ALL DAY?Copy !req
447. NOW, COME ON, VI.Copy !req
448. THE KIDS WORKED
VERY HARD ON THIS.Copy !req
449. HONEY, HARD IS THE WORD.Copy !req
450. LET'S SEE WHAT WE
CAN THROW TOGETHER.Copy !req
451. I KNOW, BECAUSE
BIGFOOT IS GROWLING.Copy !req
452. HONESTLY, THAT
DINNER WAS A DISASTER!Copy !req
453. THAT'S NOT TRUE. MR. FELLOWS
IS OUT THERE DRINKINGCopy !req
454. HIS SECOND CUP OF STUFFING.Copy !req
455. WELL, THIS IS CERTAINLY
ONE FOR THE BOOKS.Copy !req
456. YOU KNOW, VI, YOU REALLY
HURT MY FEELINGS YESTERDAY.Copy !req
457. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
458. WHEN YOU SAID I WAS
SPOILING WILL AND MY KIDS.Copy !req
459. I'M JUST TRYING TO GIVE THEM
THE THINGS THAT WE DIDN'T HAVE.Copy !req
460. FIRST OF ALL, I DIDN'T MEAN
TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS.Copy !req
461. SEEMS TO ME WHEN
WE WERE GROWING UP,Copy !req
462. I'D SAY A LOT WORSE TO
YOU AND YOU'D TAKE IT.Copy !req
463. I THINK LIVING IN CALIFORNIA
DONE MADE YOU SENSITIVE.Copy !req
464. I DON'T THINK I'M
BEING SENSITIVE, VI.Copy !req
465. YOU BASICALLY CALLED
ME A BAD MOTHER.Copy !req
466. BABY, LOOK, I DON'T THINK
YOU'RE A BAD MOTHER.Copy !req
467. NOW, I NEVER WOULD
HAVE SENT WILL OUT HERECopy !req
468. IF I THOUGHT YOU WERE.Copy !req
469. I DON'T BLAME YOU
FOR WANTING TO GIVECopy !req
470. THOSE KIDS EVERYTHING
WE DIDN'T HAVE.Copy !req
471. BUT YOU GOTTA TEACH 'EM
HOW TO WORK HARD, TOO.Copy !req
472. THAT'S WHAT I TAUGHT YOU.Copy !req
473. YOU TURNED OUT PRETTY GOOD.Copy !req
474. I GOT TO ADMIT IT, VI,Copy !req
475. PHILIP SAYS I'M
TOO EASY ON THEM.Copy !req
476. I GUESS THEY SHOULD HAVE
SOME MORE RESPONSIBILITIES.Copy !req
477. WELL, IT WOULDN'T KILL THEM.Copy !req
478. FOOD, FOOD!Copy !req
479. HEY, YO, I WOULDN'T BE
TAKING MY TIME IN HERE.Copy !req
480. I'M ON MY WAY.Copy !req
481. HERE YOU GO.Copy !req
482. HEY, MA, CAN I HELP YOU IN HERE?Copy !req
483. NO, NOT FROM WHAT
I SAW TODAY. PLEASE.Copy !req
484. YOU GOT TO LEARN TO COOK
BEFORE GOING TO COLLEGE.Copy !req
485. OH, YEAH. AUNT VIV CAN TEACH ME.Copy !req
486. YOU KNOW, SHE'S A GREAT COOK.Copy !req
487. SHE SHOULD BE. I TAUGHT HER.Copy !req
488. AND YOUR MAMA
DIDN'T RAISE NO FOOLS.Copy !req
489. SO YOU GOT AN "A"
IN ENGLISH, HUH?Copy !req
490. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
491. UH, THEY THINK I'M A GENIUS.Copy !req
492. UH-HUH.Copy !req
493. WELL, YOU JUST KEEP
WORKING HARD, GENIUS.Copy !req
494. WHEN I LEAVE HERE,Copy !req
495. I WANT YOU TO LISTEN
TO YOUR AUNT VIV, OK?Copy !req
496. YES, MA'AM.Copy !req
497. I HAVE TO SAY,Copy !req
498. YOU GUYS DID A TERRIBLE
JOB WITH DINNER TONIGHT!Copy !req
499. I WISH I COULD'VE
SEEN YOU COOKING IT!Copy !req
500. YO, MOM, YOU DEFINITELY
WOULD'VE BEEN CRYING, STRAIGHT UP.Copy !req
501. YOU MAKE ME LAUGH
JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.Copy !req
502. BUT YOU ALWAYS
DID MAKE ME LAUGH.Copy !req
503. I MISS THAT.Copy !req
504. I MISS IT, TOO.Copy !req
505. CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.Copy !req
506. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE www.ncicap.org...Copy !req