1. GOOD EVENING, SIR.
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2. AND HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
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3. BEING A LAWYER STINKS, GEOFFREY.
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4. NO MATTER HOW GOOD A JOB YOU DO,
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5. YOUR CLIENTS STILL COMPARE
YOU TO HARRY HAMLIN.
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6. OH, YES. THE RESEMBLANCE
IS QUITE STRIKING.
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7. OW, YEAH!
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8. OH! COME ON, BABY.
GET ON THE SOUL TRAIN.
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9. OH, I LOVE THIS KIND OF DANCING.
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10. MAKES YOU FEEL SO YOUNG.
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11. WHEW, YEAH!
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12. DOESN'T THAT GOLDEN
OLDIE TAKE YOU WAY, WAY BACK?
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13. THAT WAS PAPA'S
GOT A BRAND-NEW BAG,
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14. RECORDED 25LONG YEARS
AGO BY JAMES BROWN,
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15. THE GRANDDADDY OF SOUL.
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16. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER
THIS MESSAGE FROM GERITOL.
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17. AND THE FRESH PRINCE
DRIVES DOWN THE COURT.
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18. HE STOPS. HE POPS. AND IT'S...
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19. YES!
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20. NO.
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21. WILL, DON'T PLAY INSIDE.
YOU MIGHT BREAK SOMETHING.
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22. OR SOMETHING MIGHT BREAK YOU.
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23. I'M SORRY. YOU DON'T
HAVE A HOOP OUTSIDE.
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24. AND JAZZ IS GETTING TIRED OF
STANDING ON THE SECOND-FLOOR BALCONY,
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25. HOLDING A POOL SKIMMER.
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26. COME ON, PRINCE, MAN, I KNOW A
PLAYGROUND IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD.
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27. OF COURSE, WE CAN
ONLY PLAY HALF-COURT.
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28. THEY USE THE OTHER END
TO SELL STOLEN APPLIANCES.
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29. DOPE. LET'S GO.
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30. HOLD ON, WILL. WE DON'T
WANT YOU PLAYING THERE.
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31. THEY HAVE A PERFECTLY GOOD
BASKETBALL COURT AT THE SCHOOL.
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32. THAT'S WHERE
CARLTON'S PRACTICING.
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33. CARLTON'S ON THE
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34. HOW DID THEY DO?
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35. WELL, THEY TRY HARD,
BUT TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
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36. THEY HAVEN'T WON A GAME SO FAR.
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37. AUNT VIV, I MEAN, DON'T YOU THINK IF
WE WENT DOWN TO WATCH THEM PRACTICE,
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38. CARLTON WOULD BE A
LITTLE EMBARRASSED?
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39. LET'S GO. LET'S GO.
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40. ALL RIGHT.
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41. GOOD TRY! GOOD TRY.
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42. COME ON, CARLTON.
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43. ALL RIGHT.
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44. LET'S GO, GUYS.
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45. MAN, THESE GUYS NEED HELP.
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46. HELP? THEY NEED A TELETHON.
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47. HEY, HE THREW THAT BALL TO ME.
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48. YEAH, BUT I'M ON THE OTHER TEAM.
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49. I'M SUPPOSED TO TRY AND GET IT.
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50. WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO BE RUDE ABOUT IT.
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51. HEY, YOU TWO, MAKE UP RIGHT NOW.
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52. ALL RIGHT, MEN. ANOTHER
BRILLIANT WARMUP.
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53. FRANKLY, I THINK THERE'S BEEN
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54. WAY TOO MUCH
EMPHASIS OVER THE YEARS
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55. ON PUTTING THE BALL
ACTUALLY THROUGH THE HOOP.
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56. SO LET'S PRACTICE SOME PASSING.
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57. COACH SMILEY, MAY
I HAVE A MINUTE?
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58. OH, SURE.
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59. ALL RIGHT, MEN, TAKE FIVE.
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60. HEADMASTER THORVALD,
GOOD AFTERNOON.
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61. COACH, THIS IS BARRY O'DONNELL.
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62. HE'S A DISTINGUISHED ALUMNUS,
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63. AND I'M ENCOURAGING
HIM TO DONATE MONEY
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64. FOR A NEW GYMNASIUM.
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65. COACH.
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66. WHAT DO YOU THINK THE TEAM'S
PROSPECTS ARE THIS YEAR?
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67. FOR WHAT?
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68. FOR WINNING.
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69. HA!
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70. EXCUSE ME.
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71. WHAT ABOUT THOSE TWO?
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72. YOU'VE BEEN HOLDING OUT ON ME.
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73. NOW THOSE ARE PLAYERS.
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74. I'D LIKE TO MEET THEM.
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75. UH, GENTLEMEN...
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76. NOT YOU.
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77. YOU TWO COME ON OVER.
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78. I WANT YOU TO MEET SOMEBODY.
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79. HEY, MR. THORVALD, HEY,
HEY, STRAIGHT UP, MAN,
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80. ABOUT THAT FIRE ALARM. I
DON'T KNOW WHO PULLED IT!
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81. FORGET ABOUT IT.
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82. I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET
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83. 2 OF BEL-AIR ACADEMY'S
NEWEST RECRUITS.
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84. THIS IS WILL SMITH AND, UH...
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85. YOUR NAME IS, UH...
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86. JAZZ, MAN.
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87. OF COURSE, MR. JAZZMAN.
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88. SO, WILL, WHERE HAVE
YOU BEEN HIDING YOURSELF?
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89. OH, WHAT YOU MEAN?
LIKE, DURING GYM CLASS?
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90. NO, NO, NO. I JUST
WONDERED HOW'D YOU 2 MEN
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91. LIKE TO JOIN THE SCHOOL TEAM?
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92. MAN, I AIN'T EVEN
IN THIS SCHOOL.
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93. I'M WILLING TO LOOK
PAST THAT IF YOU ARE.
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94. COACH, HE CAN'T BE ON THE TEAM
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95. IF HE'S NOT IN SCHOOL HERE.
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96. OK. HOW ABOUT YOU, WILL?
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97. I WAS REALLY JUST TRYING
TO FIND SOMEWHERE TO PLAY.
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98. YOU JOIN THIS TEAM, YOU CAN
PLAY HERE ANYTIME YOU WANT.
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99. NAH, I DON'T THINK SO.
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100. IT'LL LOOK GOOD ON A
COLLEGE APPLICATION.
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101. I DON'T KNOW, COACH.
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102. ALL RIGHT. I'LL GIVE YOU MY CAR.
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103. OK, WILL, THIS IS GONNA BE FUN.
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104. THE COACH ASKED ME
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105. TO GO THROUGH THE
PLAYBOOK WITH YOU.
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106. CARLTON, YOUR TEAM
DOESN'T NEED A PLAYBOOK.
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107. THEY NEED A PRAYER BOOK.
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108. ALL RIGHT, NOW PAY ATTENTION.
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109. THIS IS YOU,
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110. AND THIS IS ME.
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111. CARLTON, LOOK AT YOU.
YOU GOT IT WRONG ALREADY.
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112. IT'S MORE LIKE THIS.
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113. SEE, LIKE, THIS IS ME.
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114. AND THIS IS YOU.
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115. FAIR ENOUGH.
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116. THIS IS MY BRAIN,
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117. AND THIS IS YOUR BRAIN.
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118. WELL, THIS IS MY HANDSOME FACE.
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119. AND THIS IS YOUR UGLY,
LITTLE FRANKENSTEIN FACE.
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120. GIVE ME THAT CHALK.
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121. AW, COME ON, MAN. BEAT IT.
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122. GIVE ME THE CHALK, WILL.
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123. BEAT IT, MAN. ASHLEY!
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124. HERE, ASHLEY. FINALLY,
THERE'S AN ADULT IN THE ROOM.
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125. GUYS, I AM TRYING TO
STUDY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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126. KEEP-AWAY FROM CARLTON.
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127. OH! OVER HERE. OVER HERE.
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128. CHILDREN, PLEASE!
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129. WHAT IF YOUR PARENTS
WITNESS THIS HORSEPLAY?
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130. GIVE ME THAT CHALK IMMEDIATELY.
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131. KEEP-AWAY FROM
CARLTON AND GEOFFREY.
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132. YOU'VE MET YOUR
MATCH, MASTER WILLIAM.
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133. HEY, GEOFFREY, GET OFF ME, MAN.
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134. GEOFFREY?
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135. MAY I GET YOU SOMETHING, SIR?
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136. NO, THANK YOU.
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137. WILL, HOW MANY TIMES
DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU
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138. THAT THIS IS OUR LIVING ROOM?
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139. HOW WOULD LIKE IT IF I
WENT UP INTO YOUR ROOM
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140. AND SUDDENLY STARTED
THROWING CHALK AROUND?
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141. I'D BE DEVASTATED.
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142. Out.
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143. NOW, WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
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144. WHAT?
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145. YOU SINGLED WILL OUT.
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146. THERE WERE ALL GOOFING AROUND.
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147. HE WAS THE MASTERMIND,
VIVIAN. TRUST ME.
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148. I WISH YOU'D BE NICER TO WILL.
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149. NOW, HE JOINED THE
BASKETBALL TEAM,
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150. AND YOU HAVEN'T
SAID A WORD ABOUT IT.
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151. GIVE HIM SOME CREDIT.
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152. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
I SEE YOUR POINT.
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153. BESIDES, I THINK IT'S
A GREAT OPPORTUNITY
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154. FOR YOU AND WILL TO FIND
SOME COMMON GROUND.
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155. AFTER ALL, NOW, YOU WERE KIND
OF A STAR ATHLETE IN COLLEGE.
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156. KIND OF A STAR ATHLETE?
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157. ALL RIGHT. YOU WERE
A FOOTBALL GOD.
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158. OK, OK, WHO KNOWS? IT
MIGHT DO HIM SOME GOOD.
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159. NOTHING LIKE A LITTLE ORGANIZED
SPORT TO STRAIGHTEN A GUY OUT.
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160. YES. IT DID WONDERS
FOR PETE ROSE.
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161. GO, GO, GO! WHOO!
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162. HILARY, I REALLY APPRECIATE
YOU COMING TONIGHT.
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163. I KNOW YOU'RE NOT
A BIG SPORTS FAN.
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164. MOTHER, PLEASE. IT'S WILL'S
FIRST GAME WITH THE TEAM.
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165. I'M PROUD OF HIM.
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166. IF I DIDN'T SHOW
UP TO SUPPORT HIM,
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167. WHAT KIND OF COUSIN WOULD I BE?
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168. WELL, I THINK IT'LL BE
3 HOURS WELL SPENT.
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169. 3 HOURS?
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170. THAT'S HIP! YES! YES!
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171. Crowd, chanting: GO! GO! GO GO!
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172. GO! GO! YEAH!
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173. 5...
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174. 4...
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175. 3...
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176. 2...
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177. 1.
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178. I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND!
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179. YOU DID ALL RIGHT
OUT THERE, KID!
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180. YOU DID ALL RIGHT!
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181. ALL RIGHT, MEN,
GOOD GAME ON FRIDAY.
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182. BUT I THINK WE CAN DO
EVEN BETTER THIS WEEK.
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183. SO LET'S GO OVER SOME PLAYS.
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184. SORRY I'M LATE, COACH!
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185. SORRY ISN'T GOOD
ENOUGH, CARTWELL.
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186. WELL, I WAS UNDER
I ASSUMPTION...
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187. AHH, YOU MADE AN ASSUMPTION.
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188. WELL, DON'T MAKE AN ASSUMPTION,
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189. BECAUSE YOU WILL BE AN ASS,
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190. AND THE UMP WILL SHUN YOU.
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191. ALL RIGHT, CARTWELL,
AFTER PRACTICE,
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192. YOU GIVE ME 10 LAPS
AROUND THE SCHOOL.
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193. YES, COACH.
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194. ALL RIGHT, NOW LET'S
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS PLAY.
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195. HEY, YO, YO, YO...
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196. WHAT'S UP? IT'S MY SQUAD.
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197. HEY, YO, YO...
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198. SORRY I'M LATE, COACH.
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199. HEY, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT, SMITH.
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200. YOU JUST TAKE IT EASY.
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201. SAVE THAT ENERGY FOR THE GAME.
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202. BUT I WAS LATE, AND I
HAVE TO RUN 10 LAPS.
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203. 20 LAPS. NOW SHUT UP.
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204. ALL RIGHT. FIRST PLAY.
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205. GUARD INBOUNDS TO THE CENTER.
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206. CENTER MOVES
DOWNCOURT, FAKES RIGHT,
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207. PASSES TO THE FORWARD.
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208. AND WHAT DOES HE DO?
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209. PASS IT TO WILL?
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210. BINGO.
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211. ALL RIGHT. SECOND PLAY.
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212. JUMP BALL, BALL IS
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213. CENTER SHUTTLES TO THE GUARD,
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214. BACK TO THE CENTER,
WHO HITS THE FORWARD,
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215. AND OVER TO THE
BASELINE. WHAT DOES HE DO?
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216. PASS IT TO WILL.
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217. YES!
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218. OK.
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219. NUMBER 3.
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220. FORWARD INBOUNDS FROM HERE.
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221. BOUNCE PASS TO THE GUARD,
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222. WHO ZIPS IT RIGHT BACK TO
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223. WHAT DOES HE DO?
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224. IF HE'S CLEAR, HE
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225. OTHERWISE, HE PASSES
IT BACK TO THE GUARD.
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226. OK, BANKS, NOT PAYING ATTENTION?
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227. 10 LAPS.
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228. NOT PAYING ATTENTION?
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229. LOOK AT WILL. HE'S ASLEEP.
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230. MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS,
BANKS. THAT'S 20 LAPS.
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231. NBA SUPERSTAR ISIAH THOMAS
IS USED TO HAVING THINGS HIS OWN WAY...
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232. BUT NOT TODAY.
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233. HOW DO YOU DO IT, FRIEND?
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234. HEY, EASY, ISIAH.
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235. AIR FRESH GYM SHOES.
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236. JUST PASS IT TO WILL.
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237. HI, PUMPKIN. HI, LOVE.
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238. HI. IS WILL HOME YET?
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239. HE'S OUTSIDE PLAYING
BASKETBALL WITH CARLTON.
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240. COME ON, WILL.
NOW, LET ME DOWN.
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241. WILL, WOULD YOU COME
IN HERE A MINUTE, PLEASE?
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242. WHAT'S GOING ON?
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243. WELL, I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID,
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244. YOU KNOW, ABOUT WILL AND I
FINDING SOME COMMON GROUND.
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245. GOOD.
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246. WELL, THE FIRM HAS SEASON
TICKETS FOR THE LAKER GAMES.
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247. SO I PUT IN FOR THEM TONIGHT.
I THOUGHT WE COULD GO.
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248. OH, PHILIP, WHAT A GREAT IDEA.
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249. HE'LL LOVE IT.
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250. THANK YOU.
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251. HEY, UNCLE PHIL, THANKS FOR PUTTING
THE HOOP UP ON THE GARAGE, MAN.
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252. IT'S REALLY HELPING
MY LAY-UPS, DAD.
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253. COME ON OUT. I'LL SHOW YOU.
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254. SOUNDS GREAT, CARLTON,
BUT IN A MINUTE, OK.
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255. YOU WANTED TO TALK TO ME?
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256. YEAH, WELL, I HAVE 2 TICKETS
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257. FOR THE LAKERS GAME TONIGHT.
HOW'D YOU LIKE TO COME?
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258. YO, WORD, I'M WITH THAT.
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259. YOU KNOW, GIVE THE LAKER
GIRLS AN OPPORTUNITY
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260. TO CHECK OUT A FUTURE LAKER.
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261. YEAH, RIGHT.
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262. SO, SON, YOU WANNA
SHOW ME THOSE LAY-UPS?
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263. MAYBE A LITTLE BIT LATER.
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264. ACTUALLY, I'VE GOT
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265. OK. WELL, WHAT, AFTER DINNER?
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266. OK.
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267. UNCLE PHIL, WANNA
SHOOT A COUPLE HOOPS?
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268. SURE. DID I EVER TELL YOU
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269. HOW MY HIGH-SCHOOL BASKETBALL
TEAM WON THE STATE CHAMPIONSHIP?
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270. I MADE THE FINAL BASKET
RIGHT AT THE BUZZER.
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271. THAT'S DECENT!
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272. HI, CARLTON.
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273. HI, HILARY.
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274. UH, HILARY, CAN I
ASK YOU SOMETHING?
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275. SURE.
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276. HOW WAS I IN THE
BASKETBALL GAME LAST FRIDAY?
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277. YOU WERE GREAT. I MEAN, YOU
DIDN'T MAKE ANY BASKETS OR ANYTHING,
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278. BUT YOU LOOKED
CUTE IN YOUR UNIFORM.
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279. I THINK IT'S GREAT HOW YOU
DON'T GET IT TOO SWEATY.
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280. I GUESS IT'S 'CAUSE YOU DON'T
RUN TOO FAST. SMART MOVE.
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281. DID DAD MENTION
ME DURING THE GAME?
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282. OH, YEAH, HE DID TURN AROUND TO
THE GUY BEHIND HIM ONCE AND SAY,
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283. "SHUT UP. THAT'S MY SON
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284. OH.
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285. IT'S WILL, ISN'T IT?
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286. NO, NO, NO. I-IT'S NOT.
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287. CARLTON...
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288. TALK TO ME.
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289. LOOK, IT'S RIDICULOUS TO
COMPARE YOURSELF TO WILL.
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290. YOU'RE CAPTAIN OF
THE DEBATE TEAM.
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291. YOU'RE A STRAIGHT-A STUDENT.
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292. YOU'RE LEADER OF THE GLEE CLUB.
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293. SO WHAT IF WILL'S
GOOD AT BASKETBALL?
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294. THANKS, HILARY. THAT
MEANS A LOT TO ME.
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295. AND BESIDES, IF THAT BASKET
WERE, LIKE, 2 FEET LOWER,
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296. YOU'D BE JUST AS GOOD AS HE IS.
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297. GEOFFREY, I'M SURPRISED
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298. YOU'RE NOT A BASKETBALL FAN.
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299. TRUE, MADAM, BUT I HAVE FOUND
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300. THAT ANY GAME CAN
BE MADE INTERESTING
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301. IF YOU PUT A LITTLE MONEY ON IT.
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302. YOU BET ON THIS GAME?
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303. $50 SAYS BEL-AIR WINS IT.
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304. WHO'D TAKE THAT BET?
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305. YOU RANG, BEAUTIFUL?
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306. JAZZ, YOU BET AGAINST WILL?
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307. YEAH. HE SCREWS UP, I'M LOADED.
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308. STUDENTS, PARENTS, ALUMNI,
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309. LET ME INTRODUCE
OUR BELOVED COACH...
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310. HERB SMILEY!
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311. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
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312. I SEE A LOT OF NEW
FACES OUT HERE TONIGHT,
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313. FACES I DIDN'T SEE
WHEN WE WERE LOSING,
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314. PEOPLE WHO DID NOT
SUPPORT THIS TEAM
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315. IN ITS DARKEST HOUR.
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316. WELL, ALL I CAN SAY IS...
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317. I DON'T BLAME YOU ONE BIT.
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318. HALF THE TIME, I DIDN'T
WANT TO BE AT THOSE GAMES,
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319. AND QUITE FRANKLY, I USUALLY
DUCKED OUT A LITTLE EARLY.
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320. BUT THAT'S ALL GONNA
CHANGE TONIGHT
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321. BECAUSE OF OUR NEW SUPERSTAR...
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322. WILL SMITH.
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323. I'M OPEN! CLEAR!
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324. WITH 7 SECONDS REMAINING,
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325. BEL-AIR'S DOWN BY 2
POINTS AND CALLS A TIME-OUT.
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326. ALL RIGHT, MEN, OUR ONLY
HOPE FOR WINNING THIS GAME
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327. IS BY SHOOTING A 3-POINTER.
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328. SO HERE'S THE PLAN.
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329. CARTWELL, YOU INBOUND TO HUNT.
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330. OK, HUNT, WHAT DO YOU DO?
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331. SHOOT FOR THE 3-POINTER?
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332. VERY FUNNY. THAT'LL BE
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333. NOW, WHAT'S THE RIGHT ANSWER?
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334. PASS IT TO WILL.
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335. ALL RIGHT. NOW, LET'S DO IT.
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336. 1, 2, 3! BEL-AIR!
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337. OH, MY GOD.
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338. YES! YES!
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339. 30...
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340. 40...
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341. 50.
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342. THERE.
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343. THANKS, MAN.
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344. NICE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU.
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345. OH, MR. JAZZ...
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346. THE WORLD SNOOKER CHAMPIONSHIP
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347. IS COMING ON THE SPORTS
STATION IN A FEW MOMENTS.
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348. WOULD YOU CARE TO PLACE A WAGER?
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349. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT SNOOKER.
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350. DON'T WORRY.
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351. I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING
YOU NEED TO KNOW.
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352. HEY, CARLTON, I'M GOING OUT
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353. SO IF YOU'D LIKE TO PRACTICE
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354. SOME NEW AND MORE
SPECTACULAR WAYS TO LOSE A GAME,
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355. PLEASE, JOIN ME.
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356. PUT THAT DOWN.
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357. PUT WHAT DOWN?
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358. MY BASKETBALL.
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359. YOUR BASKETBALL?
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360. OH, EXCUSE ME...
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361. YOUR NAME IS SPALDING?
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362. DAD GAVE IT TO ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY
3 YEARS AGO. IT'S MY BALL. GIVE IT.
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363. WHY ARE YOU IN SUCH A BAD MOOD?
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364. YOU SHOULD BE THE
HAPPIEST GUY IN THE WORLD.
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365. YEAH? WHY?
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366. 'CAUSE YOU GOT OUT OF
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367. YO, MAN, COACH SMILEY WAS UPSET.
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368. BOY, YOU'RE LUCKY THAT
WAS JUST A STARTER'S PISTOL.
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369. I WAS TRYING TO WIN THE GAME.
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370. NO, YOU WEREN'T YOU
WAS TRYING TO BE THE HERO.
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371. SOMEBODY ELSE CAN BE THE
HERO BESIDES YOU ALL THE TIME.
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372. LOOK, LET'S GET SOMETHING
STRAIGHT, CARLTON.
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373. I BEEN HERE FOR 2
MONTHS, ALL RIGHT.
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374. I BEEN GETTING
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375. SCREAMED AT AT SCHOOL.
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376. I BEEN SENT TO DETENTION.
I'VE BEEN GROUNDED.
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377. I'VE BEEN THREATENED WITH
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378. I FINALLY DO SOMETHING
I GET CREDIT FOR,
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379. AND YOU CAN'T TAKE IT.
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380. WELL, YO, MAN, I
GOT NEWS FOR YOU.
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381. I AIN'T ABOUT TO SELL MYSELF
SHORT JUST TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
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382. GROW UP!
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383. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO
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384. HOGGING THE BALL
EVERY CHANCE YOU GET.
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385. I WASN'T HOGGING NOTHING.
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386. YEAH, YOU WERE HOGGIN' THE BALL.
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387. OK, YOU TWO.
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388. NOW, WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?
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389. CARLTON DOESN'T WANT
ME TO USE HIS BASKETBALL,
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390. 'CAUSE HE'S AFRAID I
MIGHT GET IT IN THE BASKET.
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391. WILL YOU TWO START
ACTING YOUR AGE?
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392. WHAT I SAW ON THAT BASKETBALL
COURT TONIGHT WAS A DISGRACE.
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393. IF I'D HAVE MADE THAT LAST
SHOT, I'D BE THE HERO RIGHT NOW.
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394. CARLTON, THE FACT THAT YOU
MISSED THE SHOT WASN'T A DISGRACE.
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395. YOU STOLE THE BALL FROM A
MEMBER OF YOUR OWN TEAM.
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396. YEAH, AND IF YOU'D HAVE
PASSED TO ME, WE WOULD'VE WON.
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397. OH, YOU WOULD, HUH?
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398. OF COURSE. MAN, I CAN MAKE
THAT SHOT WITH MY EYES CLOSED
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399. AND ONE HAND TIED
BEHIND MY BACK.
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400. WAS THAT GONNA BE YOUR NEXT TRICK? 'CAUSE
YOU WERE LIKE A ONE-MAN CIRCUS OUT THERE.
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401. UNCLE PHIL, THE COACH TOLD
THE TEAM TO PASS THE BALL TO ME.
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402. UH-HUH. AND DID HE TELL
YOU TO WOOF AT THE CROWD,
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403. KISS THE CHEERLEADER
BETWEEN PLAYS,
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404. AND SHOOT THE BALL BACKWARDS?
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405. WELL, NAH.
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406. I CAME UP WITH ALL
THAT FLY STUFF MYSELF.
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407. THAT WASN'T FLY, WILL.
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408. A REAL STAR PLAYS WITH THE TEAM.
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409. MAYBE YOU SHOULD
THINK ABOUT THAT.
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410. CARLTON...
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411. CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?
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412. SURE.
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413. WHEN YOU STOLE
THE BALL FROM WILL
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414. AND TRIED TO MAKE
THAT HAIL MARY SHOT,
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415. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING ABOUT?
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416. I DON'T KNOW.
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417. REALLY?
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418. WELL, I GUESS I WAS
THINKING OF WHEN WILL WON
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419. AND HOW YOU RAN OUT ON THE
COURT AND YOU WERE SO PROUD OF HIM.
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420. I GUESS I JUST THOUGHT IT'D
BE COOL IF IT HAPPENED TO ME.
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421. CARLTON, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO BE A HERO.
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422. I'M PROUD THAT YOU'RE OUT THERE
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423. GIVING IT ALL YOU GOT.
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424. YOU STARTED COMING TO THE
GAMES WHEN WILL JOINED THE TEAM.
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425. I WANTED TO SUPPORT HIM.
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426. BUT YOU WOULDN'T COME
WHEN IT WAS JUST ME.
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427. CARLTON...
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428. I'D LIKE TO COME TO
EVERYTHING YOU DO.
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429. I ALWAYS COME TO
YOUR TENNIS GAMES,
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430. TO YOUR DEBATE MATCHES,
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431. TO YOUR, UH... YOUR
GLEE CLUB CONCERTS.
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432. FRANKLY, KEEPING UP WITH
YOUR EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES
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433. IS A 24-HOUR-A-DAY JOB.
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434. DID I MENTION I WAS ELECTED
EDITOR OF THE YEARBOOK?
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435. I DIDN'T MEAN TO SLIGHT YOU,
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436. BUT I CAN'T SLIGHT WILL, EITHER.
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437. HIS MOTHER IS 3,000 MILES AWAY.
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438. HE NEEDS A CHEERING
SECTION AS MUCH AS YOU DO,
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439. MAYBE MORE.
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440. I'M GOING TO HEAD
UP. GOOD NIGHT, SON.
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441. GOOD NIGHT, DAD.
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442. HEY, WILL.
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443. YEAH?
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444. HERE.
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445. CAPTIONING MADE
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446. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
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447. CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1990 NATIONAL
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