The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 1x10

1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

2. AAH!

3. SEE? I TOLD THEM YOU WERE AWAKE.

4. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GEOFFREY!

5. OH, MY.

6. I AM SO TOUCHED.

7. MAY I GET YOU ANYTHING?

8. GEOFFREY, DON'T BE SILLY.

9. YOU'RE ALWAYS WORRIED ABOUT PLEASING US,

10. BUT TODAY, IT'S SATURDAY, WE'RE HOME,

11. AND WE'RE WAITING ON YOU.

12. THIS IS HIGHLY IRREGULAR.

13. GEOFFREY, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.

14. TODAY, WE'RE YOUR BUTLERS.

15. HERE'S BREAKFAST IN BED.

16. IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WOULD LIKE?

17. A SPOT OF TEA.

18. CARLTON.

19. WILL.

20. ASHLEY.

21. HILARY.

22. I'LL GET THE TEA.

23. WOULD YOU LIKE ANYTHING WITH THAT?

24. GEOFFREY, RELAX. IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY,

25. AND WE'RE GOING TO DO ALL OF YOUR MOST HATED CHORES.

26. BUT, SIR, I DON'T HATE ANY OF MY CHORES.

27. WELL, WE DO.

28. SO, GEOFFREY, ARE YOU GOING TO DO

29. ANYTHING SPECIAL FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?

30. MOST ASSUREDLY, MISS ASHLEY.

31. TONIGHT, I WILL BE ENJOYING A BBC BROADCAST

32. OF GILBERT AND SULLIVAN'S H.M.S. PINAFORE,

33. FOLLOWED BY A PENETRATING INTERVIEW BY DAVID FROST.

34. OOH!

35. AND THEY SAY THE MAN CAN'T PARTY.

36. WELL, GEOFFREY, BEFORE WE GET YOU YOUR TEA,

37. THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE WE'D LIKE TO DO FOR YOU.

38. CARLTON, PUT AWAY THAT TIRED OLD KAZOO, PLEASE.

39. GET BUSY FOR ME ONE TIME, SKINNY A.

40. DID YOU SEE THAT LOOK ON GEOFFREY'S FACE?

41. HE JUST LIT UP.

42. I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS,

43. BUT IT FEELS REALLY GOOD

44. TO DO SOMETHING FOR SOMEBODY ELSE FOR A CHANGE.

45. AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO MAKE HIM SOME TEA?

46. OH, RIGHT.

47. ASHLEY, HONEY, HOW'D YOU LIKE TO GO INTO THE KITCHEN

48. AND INTRODUCE MR. TEA BAG AND MR. TEAPOT TO MR. BOILING WATER?

49. HILARY, HOW'D YOU LIKE TO MAKE THE TEA

50. BEFORE I TAKE AWAY MR. ALLOWANCE?

51. MOTHER, PLEASE! DON'T TALK DOWN TO ME.

52. YO, YO, YO, I GOT IT.

53. I KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO GET G FOR HIS BIRTHDAY.

54. WHAT?

55. HERE, LET ME GIVE YOU A HINT.

56. LITTLE RICHARD?

57. OH, SHUT UP!

58. NO, NO, NO. I WANT TO HOOK GEOFFREY UP WITH A WOMAN, MAN...

59. YOU KNOW, SO HE CAN GET BUSY.

60. I THINK GEOFFREY'S BUSY ENOUGH,

61. WHAT WITH ALL HIS CHORES.

62. YOU DON'T GET IT.

63. LOOK, IT'S GEOFFREY'S BIRTHDAY,

64. AND HE'S JUST STAYING UP IN THE BATCAVE

65. LISTENING TO HIS RADIO.

66. STRAIGHT UP, THE MAN IS DEPRESSED.

67. NO, HE'S NOT DEPRESSED. HE'S BRITISH.

68. IT'S THE MAN'S BIRTHDAY. LEAVE HIM ALONE.

69. IF GEOFFREY IS INTERESTED, I DON'T SEE ANY HARM

70. IN INTRODUCING HIM TO A NICE WOMAN.

71. OH, HERE SHE GOES.

72. HERE WHAT GOES?

73. YOUR POOR AUNT VIVIAN

74. SEEMS TO THINK SHE'S A MATCHMAKER.

75. IN HER MIND, SHE'S KIND OF

76. THE CHUCK WOOLERY OF BEL-AIR.

77. IT'S NOT JUST MY OPINION, CARLTON.

78. WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE,

79. I INTRODUCED THREE DIFFERENT COUPLES,

80. AND THEY ALL GOT MARRIED.

81. AND BY YOUR FIFTH REUNION, THEY WERE ALL DIVORCED.

82. LOOK, I JUST GET THEM TO THE ALTAR.

83. AFTER THAT, THEY'RE ON THEIR OWN.

84. PEOPLE, PEOPLE, PLEASE!

85. I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY.

86. GEOFFREY DESERVES A WOMAN INTERESTED

87. IN A SERIOUS, LONG-LASTING RELATIONSHIP,

88. AND I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE TO FIND HER.

89. THE MALL!

90. WAIT TILL GEOFFREY SEES THIS.

91. WHEN I'M DONE, HE WON'T HAVE TO POLISH THIS FOR A MONTH.

92. LOOK, PHILLIP, I CAN SEE MYSELF.

93. WELL, I CAN'T.

94. OOH!

95. OH! STAY SMOOTH!

96. DON'T BUCKLE!

97. OH!

98. HILARY, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

99. I'VE NEVER WRAPPED A PRESENT BEFORE.

100. GEOFFREY'S ALWAYS WRAPPED MY PRESENTS.

101. GEOFFREY!

102. HILARY, YOU CAN'T ASK HIM TO WRAP HIS OWN PRESENT.

103. OH. I GUESS THAT'S ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE UNWRITTEN RULES.

104. MAN!

105. YO, TWO HOURS AT THE MALL,

106. AND I AIN'T GET NO GIRLS.

107. WELL, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

108. YOU WENT TO THE MALL WITH GIRL-AWAY THERE.

109. FOR YOUR INFORMATION, HILARY,

110. JAZZ HERE HAPPENS TO BE THE MASTER

111. WHEN IT COMES TO CRACKING ON THE GIRLS.

112. YO, THE BOY IS IRRESISTIBLE.

113. SURE, MAYBE DURING A BLACKOUT.

114. I'D LOVE TO GET A HOLD OF YOU DURING A BLACKOUT.

115. DADDY.

116. AAH!

117. AHH, THAT'S BETTER.

118. NOW, WHERE WERE WE?

119. WELL, IN HONOR OF GEOFFREY'S BIRTHDAY,

120. WE ARE PREPARING AN INCREDIBLE FEAST.

121. BEEF STROGANOFF, POTATOES AU GRATIN,

122. AND APPLE BROWN BETTY.

123. IT SOUNDS DELICIOUS. WHEN WILL IT BE READY?

124. IN 55 SECONDS. JUST TELL US WHEN TO ZAP IT.

125. COULD YOU PUT A HOLD ON DINNER, PLEASE?

126. I'M TRYING TO FIND GEOFFREY A GIRL.

127. THE WORDS MISSION IMPOSSIBLE COME TO MIND.

128. I KNOW SOMEONE.

129. REALLY?

130. UH-HUH. YOU KNOW MY FRIEND SAMANTHA?

131. UM, MAYBE I SHOULD EXPLAIN

132. SOME OF THE FINER POINTS

133. OF THE LAW TO YOU.

134. I WAS GOING TO SAY

135. THAT SAMANTHA HAS THIS NICE, SWEET NANNY

136. WHO JUST CAME FROM ENGLAND,

137. AND SHE SAYS HELEN HAS NOTHING TO DO,

138. AND SHE JUST SITS IN HER ROOM AT NIGHT KNITTING.

139. OOH, I SMELL A MATCH.

140. SO, HOW LONG HAS THIS NANNY BEEN IN AMERICA?

141. TWO WEEKS.

142. PERFECT. A LONELY WOMAN, NEW TO OUR COUNTRY.

143. SHE PROBABLY WON'T EVEN NOTICE

144. WHAT A MELVIN GEOFFREY IS.

145. YO, GEOFFREY!

146. HEY, ASHLEY, YOU GO INVITE HER.

147. HEY, COME ON, THE REST OF Y'ALL BEAT IT.

148. YOU BELLOWED, MASTER WILLIAM?

149. I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT, G, AND STRAIGHT UP, MAN,

150. I'M NOT DOWN WITH YOU BEING LONELY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY.

151. BUT I SHALL BE FAR FROM LONELY, MASTER WILLIAM.

152. I SHALL BE SPENDING THE EVENING

153. WITH THE GLORIOUS MUSIC

154. OF SIR WILLIAM GILBERT AND SIR ARTHUR SULLIVAN,

155. NOT TO MENTION DAVID FROST.

156. WELL, SO FAR, I COUNT YOU, PLUS THREE GUYS.

157. I JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT PREFER A WOMAN.

158. I'M NOT MAKING TOO BIG AN ASSUMPTION HERE, AM I?

159. AS IT HAPPENS, I LIKE WOMEN JUST FINE,

160. BUT I THINK IT'S A BAD IDEA

161. FOR A BUTLER TO INTERTWINE HIS PRIVATE LIFE

162. WITH THAT OF THE FAMILY.

163. SURELY, YOU GLEANED THAT MUCH

164. FROM WATCHING MR. BELVEDERE.

165. BUT, G, THERE'S THIS NICE OLD BRITISH NANNY THAT ASHLEY KNOWS.

166. SHE REALLY, REALLY WANTS TO GO OUT WITH YOU.

167. SORRY, MASTER WILLIAM.

168. BUT ASHLEY ALREADY INVITED HER.

169. WHAT?

170. I TOLD HER THAT WAS A LITTLE PUSHY,

171. BUT YOU KNOW KIDS.

172. THIS IS JUST REGRETTABLE.

173. COME ON, IT AIN'T SO BAD, G.

174. I MEAN, IT'S YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY

175. TO SHOW YOUR COUNTRYWOMAN A GOOD TIME.

176. G, DON'T DO IT FOR YOURSELF.

177. DO IT FOR THE KING.

178. WELL, I WOULDN'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT KING ELIZABETH.

179. YO, G, HELEN IS GOING TO BE HERE ANY MINUTE.

180. COME ON, BABY, HOOK IT UP.

181. I'M HOOKING AS FAST AS I CAN.

182. DON'T BE SUCH A WANKER.

183. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO WEAR?

184. VOILA.

185. OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,

186. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

187. COME ON, G. HILARY'S TAKING YOU AND HELEN

188. TO THE FLYEST CLUB IN L.A., MAN.

189. MY BUDDY JAZZ IS THE D.J. THERE.

190. HE SAID THE PLACE IS ALL OF THAT.

191. ALL WHAT?

192. LOOK, LOOK, FORGET IT.

193. G, I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND, MAN.

194. YOU GOT A KIND OF A BEN VEREEN THING GOING HERE, MAN.

195. COME ON, BABY. YOU GOT TO DRESS

196. A LOT FUNKIER THAN THAT.

197. FUNKIER?

198. THERE.

199. PURE, UNADULTERATED FUNK.

200. ALL RIGHT, LOOK, G,

201. FORGET ABOUT LOOKING COOL.

202. LET'S CONCENTRATE ON ACTING COOL.

203. DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT COOL, MASTER WILLIAM.

204. DURING THE SEVENTIES, I WAS BRIEFLY EMPLOYED

205. AS LED ZEPPLIN'S ROAD BUTLER.

206. LOOK, G, WHEN THE MUSIC STARTS PUMPING

207. AND IT'S TIME TO GET ON THE DANCE FLOOR,

208. THIS IS WHAT YOU DO.

209. NOW YOU GIVE IT A TRY.

210. I WOULD BE MOST HAPPY TO, MASTER WILLIAM,

211. BUT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE,

212. HELL HAS NOT YET FROZEN OVER.

213. OH, MADAM, SIR.

214. A ROUND TRIP TICKET TO ENGLAND.

215. THANK YOU.

216. WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE FOR YOU TO SEE YOUR FAMILY.

217. OH, YES, I SUPPOSE I SHOULD DROP IN ON THEM.

218. THIS IS FROM ASHLEY AND ME.

219. OF COURSE, I PAID THE LION'S SHARE.

220. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GEOFFREY.

221. ENGLISH LEATHER.

222. ENGLISH TOFFEE.

223. AN ENGLISH MUFFIN.

224. YO, THAT SOUNDS LIKE MY PRESENT, G,

225. BUT I'LL LEAVE THE UNWRAPPING TO YOU.

226. OH, WILL, MUST YOU BE SO RIBALD?

227. I'M NOT GOING TO ANSWER THAT

228. UNTIL I HAVE A LAWYER AND A DICTIONARY PRESENT.

229. I'LL GET HELEN.

230. HERE'S MY PRESENT, GEOFFREY.

231. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

232. I WRAPPED IT MYSELF.

233. THANK YOU, MISS HILARY.

234. OH...

235. THIS IS MOST GENEROUS.

236. LOOK, GEOFFREY, I KNOW I BOSS YOU AROUND TOO MUCH,

237. SO THIS GIFT IS MY WAY OF MAKING UP FOR IT.

238. HILARY, SWEETHEART, YOU COULD ALSO STOP BOSSING HIM AROUND.

239. OK, THEN I'LL KEEP THE SWEATER.

240. HE'S RIGHT THIS WAY, HELEN.

241. YO, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, G.

242. GET READY TO HAVE YOUR CANDLES BLOWN OUT.

243. GEOFFREY, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET

244. SAMANTHA'S NANNY, HELEN CARTER.

245. HELEN, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET GEOFFREY.

246. CHARMED.

247. IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, GEOFFREY.

248. FROM THE CHILDREN'S DESCRIPTION,

249. I THOUGHT YOU'D BE MUCH OLDER.

250. DITTO.

251. AND THIS IS MY MOM, MY DAD,

252. HILARY, WILL, AND CARLTON.

253. YOU CAN CALL ME TONY.

254. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL HERE, TONY THE TIGER?

255. I DIDN'T START IT.

256. DID YOU SEE THE WAY SHE LOOKED AT ME?

257. SHARE THE FANTASY, CARLTON.

258. I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE FRIENDLY.

259. HEY, LOOK, PARK YOUR WELCOME WAGON ELSEWHERE, HOMES.

260. THAT'S GEOFFREY'S DATE.

261. SHE'LL BE DANCING WITH HIM,

262. BUT SHE'LL BE THINKING OF ME.

263. SO, HELEN,

264. I'M WILL.

265. WELCOME TO OUR HUMBLE CRIB.

266. OH, ASHLEY, THIS MUST BE

267. THAT HOUSEBOY YOU WERE TELLING ME ABOUT.

268. THAT'S HOMEBOY, HELEN.

269. OH.

270. OH, SORRY.

271. I AM SO GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT TONIGHT, HELEN.

272. THIS IS WORKING OUT JUST BEAUTIFULLY.

273. THE TWO OF YOU LOOK SO WONDERFUL TOGETHER.

274. HOW MANY LIVES DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN, VIVIAN?

275. SO, HELEN, WHAT PART OF ENGLAND ARE YOU FROM?

276. ALLOW ME, MISS HILARY.

277. YOU CAN TELL A LOT FROM A PERSON'S ACCENT.

278. YOU'RE FROM LONDON, OF COURSE.

279. OF COURSE.

280. I'M GUESSING WEST END.

281. WHY, YES.

282. CHILTON ROAD?

283. THAT'S RIGHT.

284. UPSTAIRS ABOVE SHRIMPTON AND SUTTONS?

285. CLOSE. ONE MORE BLOCK UP, NEXT TO BOTTOMLEYS.

286. WELL, IT HAS BEEN AWHILE.

287. OH, ISN'T THIS CUTE?

288. YOU TWO HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON.

289. YOU BOTH SPEAK ENGLISH.

290. AND TO THIS DAY, IT REMAINS THE LARGEST RHINO

291. EVER TO BE TAKEN WITH A BOW AND ARROW.

292. GEOFFREY, THIS IS FASCINATING.

293. IT'S LIKE GOING OUT WITH JAMES BOND.

294. YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST TO HAVE MADE THAT COMPARISON.

295. WELL, I'M GOING TO GO MINGLE.

296. THE "A" LIST REALLY TURNED OUT TONIGHT.

297. REALLY?

298. LOOK. THAT'S TOM CRUISE'S POOL CLEANER,

299. AND THAT'S CHER'S ELECTROLYSIST,

300. AND THAT'S HEATHER LOCKLEAR.

301. HEY, BEAUTIFUL, I SEE YOU'VE COME TO MAKE UP.

302. LIKE, WHAT'S WITH THE BAND-AID?

303. WAS YOUR BRAIN LEAKING?

304. I HIT THE PAVEMENT KIND OF HARD

305. WHEN YOUR DAD THREW ME OUT OF THE HOUSE.

306. I GUESS YOU COULD CALL IT A LOVE SCAR.

307. PERHAPS I HAVEN'T BEEN CLEAR IN THE PAST.

308. I DON'T LIKE TALKING TO YOU.

309. I DON'T EVEN LIKE SEEING YOU.

310. SO PLEASE, JUST GO AWAY.

311. I LOVE A FLIRT.

312. WILL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

313. LEAVE GEOFFREY AND HELEN ALONE.

314. HILARY, HILARY, WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM?

315. I CAME DOWN HERE MERELY TO HANG OUT

316. WITH MY GOOD FRIEND JAZZ.

317. WELL, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, HOSE HIM DOWN.

318. OH, I GOT TO RUN.

319. THERE'S DEMI MOORE'S CABLE MAN.

320. YO, YO, YO, J, WHAT UP, BABY?

321. YO.

322. YOU KNOW, I THINK YOUR COUSIN

323. IS REALLY STARTING TO WARM UP TO ME.

324. YEAH, RIGHT.

325. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

326. YO, MAN, PEEP OUT THAT BABE G IS WITH.

327. YOU MEAN WONDER WOMAN?

328. YO, MAN, CHECK THIS OUT. I GOT THE WORST LUCK IN THE WORLD.

329. YOU KNOW ALL THE BABES I MESSED WITH IN BEL-AIR

330. HAVE BEEN WACK, RIGHT?

331. I FOLLOW YOU SO FAR.

332. YO, I GO TO HOOK G UP WITH AN OLD BRITISH NANNY,

333. IT TURNS OUT TO BE HER.

334. SHE DON'T LOOK TOO OLD TO ME.

335. I KNOW, JAZZ. SHE'S PERFECT.

336. HOMEY, I'M IN LOVE.

337. G DIDN'T WANT TO GO OUT WITH HER

338. IN THE FIRST PLACE.

339. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS DO IN PHILLY,

340. BUT IN L.A., WE DON'T GIVE STUFF LIKE THAT AWAY.

341. WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS DO IN L.A.,

342. BUT IN PHILLY, YOU CRACK ON SOMEBODY'S HONEY,

343. YOU MESS AROUND AND GET YOURSELF KILLED.

344. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS DO IN PHILLY,

345. BUT IN L.A., WE'RE MAN ENOUGH TO TAKE THAT RISK.

346. YO, BROTHER, YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?

347. CALM DOWN, MAN. LISTEN.

348. TELL ME, HOW'S YOUR BUTLER DANCE?

349. LIKE HE DRESSES. WHY?

350. I'LL THROW ON SOME HOUSE MUSIC.

351. HE WON'T BE ABLE TO HANG OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR,

352. AND YOU CAN PICK UP ALL THE PIECES.

353. YO, WE GOT A BROTHER IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT.

354. HE'S CELEBRATING HIS BIRTHDAY.

355. HE'S MY MAIN MAN GEOFFREY.

356. SO I WANT EVERYBODY TO CLEAR THE DANCE FLOOR

357. AND LET HIM AND HIS LADY GET BUSY.

358. WELL, HELEN,

359. CARE TO CUT A RUG?

360. SMASHING.

361. LIKE AN ANGEL IN FLIGHT.

362. YEAH, HE IS BETTER THAN I THOUGHT HE'D BE.

363. HEY, HEY, THEY'RE DOING THE LAMBADA.

364. THAT'S THE FORBIDDEN DANCE.

365. HEY!

366. IT'S LIKE THIS, RIGHT?

367. MISSISSIPPI BURNING, RIGHT?

368. I'M GETTING THAT FEELING OF DEJA VU.

369. AAH!

370. VIVIAN, I'M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE.

371. COULD YOU TURN THAT DOWN, PLEASE?

372. I'M SORRY, HONEY.

373. MAYBE THIS WILL HELP.

374. IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT.

375. WE ALWAYS USED TO GO OUT DANCING SATURDAY NIGHTS.

376. WELL, MAYBE WE CAN DO SOME IN-HOUSE DANCING.

377. OH...

378. AW...

379. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOME?

380. YO, MAN, I SORT OF BOUNCED HOME, MAN.

381. YO, THEY THREW ME OUT OF THE CLUB.

382. WHY?

383. WELL, IT ALL STARTED

384. WHEN YOUR MAN GEOFFREY STARTED DOING THE LAMBADA.

385. GEOFFREY DOES THE LAMBADA?

386. THAT'S THE FORBIDDEN DANCE.

387. WELL, YOU GUYS MISSED THE NIGHT OF THE YEAR.

388. GEOFFREY IS AN AMAZING DANCER.

389. HE WAS DOING BACK FLIPS.

390. BACK FLIPS?

391. ISN'T HE CUTE?

392. GOOD NIGHT, GEOFFREY.

393. GOOD NIGHT, MISS HILARY.

394. YES, WELL, I THINK WE'LL GO UP, TOO.

395. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYONE,

396. AND THANKS FOR A LOVELY BIRTHDAY.

397. YO, G?

398. YES?

399. HOLD ON.

400. UM...

401. I GUESS I SHOULDN'T HAVE

402. BUSTED YOUR GROOVE AT THE CLUB, MAN.

403. AND, UH, I GUESS WHAT I WANT TO SAY IS,

404. IT'S ALL JAZZ'S FAULT, MAN.

405. SIT DOWN, LAD.

406. MASTER WILLIAM,

407. FOR YOU, A BIRTHDAY IS A TIME TO PAINT THE TOWN RED.

408. BUT FOR ME, IT'S A TIME OF REFLECTION,

409. A TIME TO REVIEW ONE'S SUCCESSES AND REGRETS.

410. I MUST SAY, ONE OF MY REGRETS HAS ALWAYS BEEN

411. THE FACT THAT I NEVER HAD A SON.

412. I HAVE SO MUCH ADVICE

413. TO PASS ON TO THE NEXT GENERATION,

414. BUT NO ONE TO TELL IT TO.

415. OOH, LOOK AT THE TIME.

416. WHEW!

417. BOY, I'M BUSHED.

418. SIT, WILLIAM.

419. MY BOY,

420. A MAN IS MUCH MORE

421. THAN THE JOB HE HOLDS

422. OR THE CLOTHES HE WEARS.

423. FOR EXAMPLE, IF I WERE TO JUDGE YOU BY YOUR COSTUME,

424. I SHOULD GUESS YOU WERE SOME KIND OF CIRCUS PERFORMER.

425. THAT'S PRETTY COLD, G.

426. BUT YOU MADE THE SAME ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT ME.

427. YOU ASSUMED I WAS LONELY.

428. YOU ASSUMED I WOULDN'T KNOW HOW TO COMPORT MYSELF

429. AT A NIGHT SPOT.

430. YOU ASSUMED I WAS A POOR DANCER.

431. I HOPE THE EVENTS OF TONIGHT HAVE PROVED TO YOU

432. THAT I AM, AS THE SAYING GOES,

433. A FAIRLY FLY INDIVIDUAL.

434. WELL, HELEN SURE THINKS SO.

435. AH, HELEN.

436. SHE'S CERTAINLY A HOT LITTLE NUMBER,

437. BUT I'M AFRAID SHE AND I WERE MISMATCHED.

438. SHE WAS A LITTLE TOO YOUNG FOR YOU, HUH?

439. QUITE THE CONTRARY.

440. I'M AFRAID I WAS A LITTLE TOO INTIMIDATING

441. FOR THE POOR GIRL.

442. SHE'S LOOKING FOR SOMEONE A LITTLE SLOWER,

443. A LITTLE LESS SOPHISTICATED.

444. I COULD BE SLOWER.

445. I'M SURE I COULD BE LESS SOPHISTICATED.

446. SHE SENSED THAT.

447. HERE'S HER PHONE NUMBER.

448. SHE'S EXPECTING YOUR CALL.

449. IT ISN'T IMPORTANT THAT I GOT THE DATE WITH HELEN.

450. THE IMPORTANT THING IS,

451. I LEARNED TO APPRECIATE GEOFFREY

452. AS A HUMAN BEING,

453. AND GEOFFREY AND I HAVE A DEEPER RELATIONSHIP.

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