1. CAPTIONING MADE
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2. HEY, UNCLE PHIL!
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3. OH, MAN!
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4. HOW ARE YOU DOING?
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5. I AM NOT YOUR UNCLE PHIL.
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6. OH, MY FAULT, MAN.
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7. I MUST HAVE GOT THE WRONG CRIB,
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8. BUT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
THERE WAS SO MANY BROTHERS
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9. LIVING IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD.
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10. WE'RE DOING ALL RIGHT, HUH?
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11. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT HOUSE.
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12. I AM GEOFFREY,
YOUR UNCLE'S BUTLER.
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13. OH, OK, WELL, I... CHEERIO
AND ALL THAT ROT.
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14. BRING THE HORSES
'ROUND, WOULD YOU?
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15. IF YOU WILL FOLLOW ME,
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16. I WILL SHOW YOU TO YOUR
ROOM, MASTER WILLIAM.
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17. HEY, MAN,
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18. IT'S COOL IF YOU
JUST CALL ME WILL.
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19. MASTER WILLIAM...
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20. TRADITION DICTATES THAT
A CLEAN, UNBREAKABLE LINE
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21. BE DRAWN BETWEEN A
FAMILY AND THEIR BUTLER.
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22. THEREFORE, IT IS NECESSARY
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23. FOR THE OPERATION OF A HOUSEHOLD
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24. THAT YOU ADDRESS ME AS GEOFFREY,
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25. AND I IN TURN ADDRESS YOU
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26. BY YOUR PROPER
TITLE... MASTER WILLIAM.
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27. WHO ARE YOU, ROBO-BUTLER, MAN?
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28. COME WITH ME, MASTER WILLIAM.
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29. G, G, LET ME RAP TO
YOU FOR A SECOND, MAN.
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30. ALL THIS MASTER WILLIAM STUFF?
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31. I'M NOT DOWN WITH THAT.
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32. MAKE IT SOUND LIKE WE'RE
BACK ON THE PLANTATION.
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33. "MASSAH WILLIAM!
MASSAH WILLIAM!"
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34. LET'S COME UP WITH
SOMETHING BETTER
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35. THAT YOU COULD CALL ME.
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36. WHAT WOULD YOU PREFER?
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37. CHECK THIS...
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38. HIS ROYAL FRESHNESS.
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39. THAT'S DOPE.
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40. MASTER WILLIAM...
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41. WALK THIS WAY.
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42. NO.
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43. WILLIE!
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44. HEY, AUNT VIV!
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45. SWEETIE, HI.
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46. HOW YOU DOING?
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47. OH, MY GOODNESS.
LET ME LOOK AT YOU.
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48. TURN AROUND. THE
LAST TIME WE SAW YOU,
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49. YOU WERE THIS FUNNY LITTLE BOY.
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50. NOW LOOK AT YOU.
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51. MY GOODNESS. YOU ARE A MAN.
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52. THAT WAS THE PLAN.
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53. IT IS AMAZING. YOU
CERTAINLY HAVE GROWN, WILL.
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54. WELL, WE ALL HAVE.
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55. DID YOU ENJOY THE TRIP?
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56. YO, THE PLANE RIDE
WAS STUPID ALL OVER.
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57. EXCUSE ME?
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58. THE PLANE WAS DOPE...
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59. EXCUSE ME?
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60. NO... STUPID, DOPE...
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61. NO, THAT DOESN'T
MEAN WHAT YOU...
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62. HOW WOULD HE SAY...
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63. THE FLIGHT WAS
REALLY NEAT, YEAH.
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64. GEOFFREY, WOULD YOU
TAKE WILL TO HIS ROOM,
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65. PLEASE, AND HELP
HIM GET SETTLED IN?
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66. YES, MADAM.
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67. NICE SEEING YOU.
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68. MASTER WILLIAM.
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69. YOU GOT TO LOVE THIS GUY, RIGHT?
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70. DID YOU SEE THE
WAY HE WAS DRESSED?
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71. WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?
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72. YOU HEAR THAT LANGUAGE?
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73. OH. WE USED SLANG
WHEN WE WERE KIDS.
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74. DO YOU REMEMBER OUR FIRST DATE?
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75. YOU TOOK ONE LOOK
AT ME AND YOU SAID,
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76. "VIVIAN, THAT IS A BAD DRESS."
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77. YOU COULD HAVE
JUST SAID GOOD DRESS.
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78. I COULD HAVE IF I LIKED IT.
ACTUALLY, IT WAS A BAD DRESS.
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79. THAT'S STUPID. NOW, TAKE IT
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80. FOR WHATEVER MEANING YOU WANT.
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81. HE'S GOT YOU DOING IT.
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82. OH, PHILIP, CUT HIM SOME SLACK.
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83. HE'S MY NEPHEW.
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84. I WOULD APPRECIATE IT
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85. IF YOU WOULD TRY
TO UNDERSTAND HIM.
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86. HI, MOM. HI, DAD.
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87. HI, SWEETIE PIE.
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88. HI, ASHLEY.
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89. THIS PLACE IS HUGE, MAN.
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90. NEXT TIME I GO TO MY ROOM,
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91. I'M GOING TO TAKE
SOME BREAD CRUMBS.
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92. WILL, THIS IS ASHLEY.
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93. HI, MY LITTLE SCOTTISH COUSIN.
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94. PLEASED TO MAKE
YOUR ACQUAINTANCE.
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95. I'M YOUR HUMBLE SERVANT.
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96. HE'S CUTE.
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97. I KNOW HE IS.
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98. I'M GOING TO TAKE A
SWIM BEFORE DINNER.
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99. GOOD LUCK. THE POOL
HEATER'S BROKEN.
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100. DON'T YOU JUST HATE
IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS?
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101. OH, YES. THAT IS MY PET PEEVE.
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102. YOU GOT YOUR OWN POOL HERE?
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103. AND A TENNIS COURT, TOO.
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104. YO, THIS IS BETTER
THAN LOVE BOAT.
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105. THIS BOY GOING TO BE
MAXING AND RELAXING.
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106. HOLD ON. JUST A MINUTE, SON.
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107. WE PROMISED YOUR MOTHER
YOU'RE HERE TO WORK HARD,
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108. STRAIGHTEN OUT, AND LEARN SOME
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109. GOOD OLD-FASHIONED
AMERICAN VALUES.
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110. DAD, I NEED $300.
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111. HILARY, YOUR
COUSIN WILL IS HERE.
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112. HI.
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113. DAD, I NEED $300.
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114. THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY,
HILARY. WHAT FOR?
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115. I NEED A NEW HAT.
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116. FOR WHAT?
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117. PROBABLY HER HEAD.
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118. I'M GOING ON THE SAVE
THE OZONE CELEBRITY BUS
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119. NEXT SATURDAY WITH
BRUCE WILLIS AND DEMI,
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120. ROB LOWE, EMILIO ESTEVEZ...
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121. OR CHARLIE SHEEN. I
CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH.
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122. WE'RE BUSING ALL OVER TOWN
PROTESTING AIR POLLUTION,
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123. THEN WE'LL MOTOR TO
THE BEACH FOR A BONFIRE.
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124. WHAT?
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125. I'M NOT AN EXPERT,
BUT DON'T YOU THINK
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126. DRIVING A BIG BUS AROUND TOWN,
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127. THEN HAVING A BONFIRE
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128. IS ADDING TO THE
POLLUTION PROBLEM?
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129. LOOK, IF THIS
WEREN'T A GOOD IDEA,
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130. I REALLY, REALLY DON'T THINK
ALLY SHEEDY WOULD BE INVOLVED.
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131. HEY, LOOK WHO'S HERE... BENSON.
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132. THIS IS FOR YOU.
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133. OH, BUT I DIDN'T
GET YOU ANYTHING.
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134. YOUR UNCLE HAS INVITED
SEVERAL OF THE PARTNERS
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135. FROM HIS LAW FIRM TO DINNER.
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136. AT THE TIME OF THE INVITATION,
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137. HE DID NOT REALIZE YOU WOULD
BE DESCENDING UPON HIM TODAY.
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138. AND REGRETTABLY, IT
WAS TOO LATE TO CANCEL.
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139. ARE WE HAVING A PARTY? WE
GOING TO GET STUPID, RIGHT?
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140. FOR SOME OF US,
THAT WILL REQUIRE
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141. VERY LITTLE EFFORT INDEED.
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142. AHH! MISS ASHLEY.
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143. THAT WILL BE ALL, GEOFFREY.
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144. THAT'S ALL YOU GOT TO
SAY TO GET RID OF HIM?
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145. I'VE BEEN RACKING MY BRAIN.
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146. UH, THIS IS FOR YOU.
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147. OH, THANK YOU, ASHLEY.
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148. THIS IS NICE. YOU'RE
VERY TALENTED.
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149. WELL, I'M GLAD I'M
GOOD AT SOMETHING.
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150. HUH?
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151. I TRIED OUT FOR THE
SCHOOL CHORUS TODAY,
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152. BUT I DIDN'T GET IN.
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153. HOW COME?
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154. WHEN I AUDITIONED
FOR MRS. BURKLEY,
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155. I COULDN'T REMEMBER
ALL THE WORDS.
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156. THE PART I REMEMBERED
WAS FANTASTIC.
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157. I'M SURE IT WAS.
I'LL BET YOU'RE DEF.
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158. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
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159. NOT... NOT DEAF DEAF. D-E-F.
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160. THAT'S JUST SLANG.
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161. IT MEANS TERRIFIC,
GOOD, YOU KNOW.
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162. OH, WELL, THANK YOU.
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163. YOU SHOULD TRY BEING A RAPPER.
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164. WHEN YOU'RE RAPPING
AND MESS UP THE WORDS,
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165. YOU MAKE UP NEW
ONES RIGHT ON THE SPOT.
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166. LET'S TRY THIS.
I'LL SING ONE LINE,
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167. YOU MAKE UP A LINE TO RHYME IT.
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168. OK.
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169. ALL RIGHT.
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170. I'M THINKING, ALL RIGHT?
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171. ALL RIGHT. WE GOT ALL DAY.
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172. OK, I GOT IT.
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173. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
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174. YEAH, YEAH.
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175. ASHLEY, GO DOWNSTAIRS
AND GET READY FOR DINNER.
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176. OK, DADDY.
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177. BYE, WILL.
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178. CHECK YOU LATER, ASH.
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179. LOOK WHO'S HERE, WILL.
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180. HEY!
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181. WHO IS HE?
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182. IT'S YOUR COUSIN CARLTON.
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183. DON'T YOU REMEMBER?
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184. WHEN YOU TWO WERE LITTLE,
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185. PEOPLE THOUGHT YOU WERE TWINS.
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186. YOU LOOKED EXACTLY ALIKE.
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187. OH. WELL,
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188. I GUESS SOME THINGS
NEVER CHANGE, HUH?
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189. HOW'S IT GOING THERE?
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190. IT'S GOING ALL RIGHT.
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191. AHH. MALCOLM X.
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192. HE'S SORT OF MY HERO.
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193. HE WAS A GREAT MAN.
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194. I DON'T KNOW IF I'D
CALL HIM MY HERO.
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195. OH, REALLY? WHO ARE YOUR HEROES?
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196. WELL, MY DAD.
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197. AND BRYANT GUMBEL.
HE'S DARN GOOD.
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198. OH, MY, YES!
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199. I SEE THEY BROUGHT YOUR TUXEDO.
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200. TELL ME SOMETHING, WILL.
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201. HAVE YOU EVER ATTENDED
A FORMAL DINNER BEFORE?
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202. YOU KNOW, OTHER THAN THAT THING
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203. AT BUCKINGHAM PALACE, NO.
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204. THE IMPORTANT THING TO
REMEMBER IS TO JUST RELAX,
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205. ENJOY YOURSELF,
AND WHEN IN DOUBT,
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206. DO WHATEVER CARLTON'S DOING.
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207. YOU GOT IT, MAN.
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208. OK, THEN I'LL SEE YOU AT DINNER.
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209. THAT'S A REALLY NEAT
TUX, ISN'T IT, WILL?
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210. OH, YES. IT'S DEFINITELY
THE CAT'S MEOW.
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211. WAIT TILL WE COME DOWNSTAIRS
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212. IN THOSE TUXES.
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213. PEOPLE MAY NOT
THINK WE'RE TWINS,
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214. BUT I BET THEY'LL
THINK WE'RE BROTHERS.
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215. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
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216. ABOUT ANYBODY MISTAKING
YOU FOR A BROTHER.
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217. TOUCHÉ.
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218. THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT.
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219. YOUR FIRST FORMAL DINNER.
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220. AND TOMORROW, I'LL
INTRODUCE YOU TO THE GANG.
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221. MAYBE WE'LL PLAY A
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222. OH, YES. THIS IS
GOING TO BE WILD.
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223. AAH!
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224. WHERE IS HE?
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225. HE'S UPSTAIRS CHANGING.
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226. NOT WILL. PRESIDENT REAGAN.
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227. YOU DIDN'T?
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228. WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T?
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229. YOU INVITED HIM AGAIN.
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230. WHY NOT? HE'S OUR NEIGHBOR.
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231. HE'S TURNED DOWN
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232. WHEN WILL YOU TAKE A HINT?
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233. MAYBE I SHOULD CALL HIS HOUSE.
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234. DON'T. I DON'T WANT HIM HERE.
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235. WHY NOT?
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236. BECAUSE HE'LL BRING HER.
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237. ANYWAY,
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238. BRUCE, DEMI, AND I ALL
FEEL THE OZONE LAYER
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239. MUST BE PROTECTED.
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240. EVERY SQUARE FOOT OF
RAIN FOREST CUT DOWN
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241. JUST BRINGS US
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242. ONE STEP CLOSER
TO GLOBAL WARMING.
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243. WE HAVE TO LEARN
TO PROTECT THE EARTH,
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244. NOT JUST FOR OURSELVES,
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245. NOT JUST FOR OUR CHILDREN,
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246. BUT FOR THE FUTURE
OF ALL MANKIND.
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247. I HAD NO IDEA IT WAS
SUCH A SERIOUS PROBLEM.
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248. I REALLY COMMEND YOU
FOR GETTING INVOLVED
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249. IN SUCH A GOOD CAUSE.
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250. THANKS. IT'S MY PASSION.
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251. WHERE CAN I SEND A DONATION?
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252. I DON'T KNOW.
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253. OH, MY GOD!
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254. PHILIP, DON'T MAKE
A BIG THING OUT OF IT.
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255. THIS IS HOW HE
FEELS COMFORTABLE.
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256. IT'S NOT KILLING ANYBODY.
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257. AREN'T YOU GOING
TO INTRODUCE WILL?
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258. INTRODUCE HIM.
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259. WELL, STEVE, DAVID, HENRY...
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260. THIS IS WILL, MY
NEPHEW BY MARRIAGE.
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261. WILL, THESE ARE MY PARTNERS
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262. IN THE LAW FIRM OF
FURTH, WINN, AND MEYER.
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263. HEY, EARTH, WIND, AND FIRE!
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264. WHEN'S YOUR NEXT
ALBUM COMING OUT?
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265. WILL IS GOING TO GO
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266. TO BEL-AIR ACADEMY WITH CARLTON.
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267. OH, GOOD FOR YOU, WILL.
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268. I USED TO FENCE AT BEL-AIR.
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269. HOW MUCH YOU THINK WE
COULD GET FOR THAT STEREO?
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270. OH, THESE HORS
D'OEUVRES LOOK TEMPTING.
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271. HEY, DON'T MIND IF I DO.
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272. HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?
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273. IT'S ALL IN THE TONGUE.
SHOW YOU LATER.
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274. WILL! THERE ARE OTHER
PEOPLE AT THIS TABLE.
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275. OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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276. ANY REQUESTS?
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277. SWEETIE, WOULD YOU
SAY GRACE, PLEASE?
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278. YES, MOMMY.
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279. AHEM!
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280. HEY, GEOFFREY, HOME BUTLER!
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281. I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU, MAN.
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282. IT IS A SPECIAL THRILL
FOR ME AS WELL.
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283. I'LL BE DOWN HERE FOR A WHILE.
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284. WHY DON'T YOU HOP
ON IN THE KITCHEN
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285. AND GET ME SOME COCOA?
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286. MASTER WILLIAM...
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287. WHILE IT IS MY
NATURAL INCLINATION
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288. TO ACCEDE TO YOUR EVERY DEMAND,
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289. I OFFICIALLY GO
OFF DUTY AT 9 P.M.
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290. IF YOU CARE TO
LOOK AT YOUR WATCH,
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291. YOU WILL NOTE THAT
THE LONG HAND IS ON 12
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292. AND THE SHORT HAND IS ON 9.
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293. IT IS 9:00, MASTER WILLIAM.
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294. AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
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295. MASTERPIECE THEATRE IS ON.
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296. SIR, DO YOU REQUIRE
ANYTHING FURTHER OF ME?
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297. NO, GEOFFREY.
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298. THEN I SHALL RETIRE.
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299. MAN, HE TOOK THAT HARD.
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300. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
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301. ABOUT WHAT?
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302. YOU KNOW.
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303. FROM THE MINUTE YOU
WALKED IN THAT DOOR,
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304. YOU'VE BEEN A ONE-MAN
WRECKING CREW,
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305. TRYING TO TEAR DOWN WHAT'S
TAKEN HARD WORK TO BUILD UP,
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306. SKEWERING EVERYTHING
WITH FLIPPANT SHENANIGANS!
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307. MAN, I WAS WITH YOU
UP TILL SKEWERING.
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308. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
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309. YOU DELIBERATELY TRIED
TO EMBARRASS ME TONIGHT,
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310. AND I DON'T GET IT.
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311. WE WENT THROUGH
TROUBLE TO BRING YOU HERE.
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312. THIS IS OUR THANKS?
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313. I AIN'T ASKED TO COME.
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314. EVERYBODY'S SHIPPING
ME OFF, DRESSING ME UP,
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315. CHANGING ME INTO
SOMETHING I DON'T WANT TO BE.
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316. NOBODY WANTS TO CHANGE YOU.
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317. YOU TOLD ME YOURSELF I
GOT TO STRAIGHTEN OUT.
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318. "WHEN IN DOUBT, ACT
AS CARLTON ACTS."
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319. MAN, I DON'T WANT
TO BE LIKE CARLTON.
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320. I'M A JOKER. I PLAY
AROUND. I HAVE FUN.
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321. BEING A JOKER'S WHAT'S
GOTTEN YOU INTO TROUBLE.
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322. YOU MAY THINK IT'S COOL
TO BE ON THE STREETS
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323. WHEN YOU'RE 17,
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324. BUT AT MY AGE, IT'S A WASTE.
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325. I CAN'T THINK THAT FAR AHEAD.
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326. THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.
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327. YOU CAN'T TAKE
ANYTHING SERIOUSLY.
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328. I DON'T HAVE THE PROBLEM.
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329. YOU HAVE THE PROBLEM.
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330. I REMIND YOU OF WHERE YOU CAME
FROM AND WHAT YOU USED TO BE.
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331. SOMEWHERE BETWEEN
PRINCETON OR THE OFFICE,
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332. YOU GOT SOFT.
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333. YOU FORGOT WHO YOU ARE
AND WHERE YOU CAME FROM.
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334. YOU THINK YOU'RE SO WISE.
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335. LOOK AT ME WHEN
I'M TALKING TO YOU.
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336. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, SON.
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337. I GREW UP ON THE
STREETS JUST LIKE YOU.
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338. I ENCOUNTERED BIGOTRY
YOU COULD NOT IMAGINE.
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339. NOW, YOU HAVE A NICE POSTER
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340. OF MALCOLM X ON YOUR WALL.
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341. I HEARD THE BROTHER SPEAK.
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342. I READ EVERY WORD HE WROTE.
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343. BELIEVE ME.
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344. I KNOW WHERE I COME FROM.
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345. YOU ACTUALLY HEARD
MALCOLM SPEAK, MAN?
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346. THAT'S RIGHT. SO BEFORE
YOU CRITICIZE SOMEBODY,
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347. YOU FIND OUT WHAT
HE'S ALL ABOUT.
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348. I'LL TAKE CARE OF
YOU IN THE MORNING.
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349. I'M GOING TO BED.
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350. I CAN'T TELL MY
SIDE OF THE STORY?
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351. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ALL ABOUT.
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352. BELIEVE ME, THE
VERY THOUGHT OF IT
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353. MAKES ME VERY, VERY TIRED.
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354. GOOD NIGHT.
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355. ASH?
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356. ASH.
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357. WILL!
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358. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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359. MY FLY GIRL, ASHLEY BANKS.
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360. WOULD YOU TEACH ME HOW TO DANCE?
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361. YEAH. NOT IN HERE.
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362. EVEN I'LL LOSE MY
RHYTHM IN THIS ROOM.
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363. OK.
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364. COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR?
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365. SURE.
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366. I SEEM TO BE MISSING A WALKMAN.
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367. IF IT SHOWS UP ANYWHERE,
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368. I DON'T KNOW, LIKE
ON YOUR HEAD MAYBE,
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369. MAYBE YOU COULD GET THAT TO ME.
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370. SORRY. DAD WON'T LET ME GET ONE.
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371. HOW COME?
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372. HE WANTS TO HEAR
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373. EVERYTHING I'M LISTENING TO
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374. TO MAKE SURE IT'S NOT BAD.
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375. WHAT RECORD DOES
HE THINK'S GOOD?
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376. HE REALLY, REALLY
LIKES THE CARE BEARS.
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377. LOOK, ASH, FROM TIME TO TIME,
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378. YOUR FATHER'S GOING
TO SAY OR DO THINGS
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379. THAT MAY SEEM IRRATIONAL OR
HARD FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND.
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380. IT'S NOT BECAUSE HE'S
MEAN OR A BAD GUY
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381. OR IT'S NOT THAT HE
DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOU.
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382. IT'S THAT HE'S
FROM MARS, ASHLEY.
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383. I GOT TO GET WASHED UP.
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384. ME, TOO.
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385. I'M REALLY GLAD
YOU'RE LIVING HERE.
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386. THANKS, ASH.
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387. YOU'RE LIKE THE BIG
BROTHER I NEVER HAD.
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388. WHAT YOU TALKING
ABOUT? YOU GOT CARL...
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390. HOW MANY BATHROOMS
YOU GOT IN THIS PLACE?
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391. 41/2.
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392. A HALF BATH? HOW DOES THAT WORK?
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394. A FULL BATHROOM HAS.
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395. I THINK YOU BETTER SHOW
ME A FULL BATHROOM.
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396. I DON'T WANT TO TAKE NO CHANCES.
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397. NEXT BATHROOM.
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398. CAN'T A PERSON GARGLE IN PEACE?
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399. HILARY, WILL YOU
BE IN THERE LONG,
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400. OR IS THIS JUST LIKE A PIT STOP?
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401. STOP HOUNDING ME.
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402. I'M TRYING TO TAKE
OFF MY MAKEUP.
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403. NOW GO AWAY.
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404. OK. GOOD NIGHT, HILARY.
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405. SHH!
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406. I KNEW IT!
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407. CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
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408. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE www.ncicap.org...
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