1. End of a tough week. Lots of long nights.Copy !req
2. Quick update from the hospital.Copy !req
3. Monica's responding well.Copy !req
4. For those who don't know,
she unfortunately nodded offCopy !req
5. on the way home
and collided with some cattle.Copy !req
6. On the plus side,
now she has a very full freezer!Copy !req
7. So... Is that on?Copy !req
8. To thank you all
for the difficult week of night shoots,Copy !req
9. the studio would like
to present you with...Copy !req
10. a giant Jenga set.Copy !req
11. But on behalf of Eric, one last push.Copy !req
12. His big fireball shot.
Friday night into Saturday morning.Copy !req
13. Okay? It's Fraturday!Copy !req
14. Fraturday night fever.Copy !req
15. Yeah, Fraturday night fever.Copy !req
16. Let's have some fun. Some frun!Copy !req
17. Okay.Copy !req
18. Quick, before they make a pyre
out of the Jenga blocks and burn me on it.Copy !req
19. Game of Jenga?
Fun fact, we're developing a Jenga movie.Copy !req
20. Although it might collapse.Copy !req
21. - Sir, Jenga?
- Fuck your Jenga.Copy !req
22. Your dissent has been noted, Martin.Copy !req
23. Any chance I could leave early
for a house party?Copy !req
24. Absolutely none.Copy !req
25. Great. Really appreciate
you giving it due consideration.Copy !req
26. What is going on, team Tecto?Copy !req
27. - Big night tonight, huh?
- Oh, are you kidding?Copy !req
28. Your big fireball shot? Everyone's pumped.Copy !req
29. Morale's off the charts.Copy !req
30. Storm warning.
He drank his fizzy water too fastCopy !req
31. and now he has the hiccups.Copy !req
32. As well, just FYI,
full moon, libido raging.Copy !req
33. You know how he gets.Copy !req
34. Not really. I mean, he watches
Formula One qualifying rounds.Copy !req
35. Hi, Dad. It's me. I'm at Nan's.
When am I gonna see you?Copy !req
36. Okay, look. We've all got
somewhere better to be, yeah?Copy !req
37. - Yes, we fucking do.
- So let's just get the shotCopy !req
38. before the crew mutinies,
and then we all lose our minds.Copy !req
39. - Happy?
- Not even remotely.Copy !req
40. Good. Me neither.Copy !req
41. I'm happy.Copy !req
42. Hi, Rufus!Copy !req
43. Evening.Copy !req
44. Okay, folks! Positions! Positions!Copy !req
45. Wow, someone's feeling motivated.Copy !req
46. What? I believe in Eric's vision.Copy !req
47. Also, I'm trying to get to a party
to fuck a man.Copy !req
48. Daniel, I never know
the protocol these days,Copy !req
49. but I have
an unfolding personal situation.Copy !req
50. - Okay, so what is it?
- I have an erection and it won't go down.Copy !req
51. God. I should probably step away.Copy !req
52. Chemical reaction to a supplement
I took this afternoon.Copy !req
53. I just wanted to alert you
from an HR standpoint.Copy !req
54. - It's your problem now.
- Dan! Dan, hey. Hey!Copy !req
55. Oh, heads up, Adam,Copy !req
56. I have an erection and it won't go down.Copy !req
57. Thank you, sir. I appreciate the courtesy.Copy !req
58. Hey. Have you seen Borat?Copy !req
59. - Yeah.
- You know that movie?Copy !req
60. "Hey, yes, very nice! Sex with my wife."Copy !req
61. Yeah, I've seen it.Copy !req
62. It's so funny. Anyway...Copy !req
63. so the crew's morale is a little low,
so I bought a cupcake truck.Copy !req
64. - Great idea.
- Yeah, but I canceled it becauseCopy !req
65. I have a better idea.Copy !req
66. Live music. Free show. You know my band?Copy !req
67. Right, you know my band?
You remember my band, right?Copy !req
68. Flight Mode,
the greatest band in the world.Copy !req
69. Yeah. It really is great.Copy !req
70. It's like upbeat blues,
so it's good for morale.Copy !req
71. So, like, lunch is at 1:00 a.m., right?Copy !req
72. Tight 30 then.Copy !req
73. And then at wrap,Copy !req
74. - we can do the full show.
- Full show.Copy !req
75. Full show, the whole thing.
But I do need the god micCopy !req
76. and the PA system
so everyone can hear it everywhere.Copy !req
77. - Pick up that vibe!
- Yeah. That's gonna be a treat for us all!Copy !req
78. - Right? "Jagshemash. Chenquieh."
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
79. Yeah, all right. Bye, bye. Thanks.Copy !req
80. Hide his guitar, okay? Burn it.
'Cause the crew's gonna revoltCopy !req
81. and my head's gonna be on a stick.
All right, let's go!Copy !req
82. Eric's big fireball! Light it up, maestro!Copy !req
83. Behind-the-scenes featurette.Copy !req
84. Let's talk about Eric
and tonight's fireball shot.Copy !req
85. Well, you know, I find
I do better with short blasts on the EPK,Copy !req
86. so I'm just gonna say some sound bites.Copy !req
87. Sparks will fly!Copy !req
88. I'm gonna take that again.Copy !req
89. Sparks will fly.Copy !req
90. I got it, I got it,
got it, got it, got it.Copy !req
91. Sparks will fly.Copy !req
92. Sparks will fly!Copy !req
93. Sparks will fly.Copy !req
94. Sparks will fly!Copy !req
95. Sparks will fly.Copy !req
96. Sparks will— Sparks will fly.Copy !req
97. This has actually never happened
to me before. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
98. You okay, Pat?Copy !req
99. We'll come back to that.
How about your director, Eric Bouchard?Copy !req
100. Sure, that's easy.Copy !req
101. Eric Bouchard is a visionary genius.Copy !req
102. Anita, can you say Eric's a genius?Copy !req
103. Come on, Anita. Say Eric's a genius.Copy !req
104. Eric Bouchard's a visionary genius.Copy !req
105. And, you know, just to say,Copy !req
106. this is Eric's movie,
but it's also very much Anita's movie.Copy !req
107. Wow, thank you.
That's too fucking kind, Pat.Copy !req
108. Oh, you know what?
I think we got it. Great.Copy !req
109. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
110. Pat, I see what you're doing.Copy !req
111. Eric fucked China,
and now you're fucking me.Copy !req
112. No idea what you mean. Hey, Bryclops?Copy !req
113. - Be a pal, bring my car around.
- Great. Bryclops the valet.Copy !req
114. All right, I'm out of here.
Have fun on the night shootCopy !req
115. for the movie you're making.Copy !req
116. About tonight's work.Copy !req
117. The fiery ball of death.Copy !req
118. And not to be too grand, but...Copy !req
119. behold my fiery ball of death!Copy !req
120. - Okay, folks! Lining up for a take!
- Dag. Calm down.Copy !req
121. - Breathe.
- The pre-viz.Copy !req
122. The fighting that we already shot.Copy !req
123. More fighting.Copy !req
124. Violence, violence, violence.Copy !req
125. Again some violence. Then violence.Copy !req
126. And then the scene.Copy !req
127. Eye consumes the sun
through his head portalCopy !req
128. and is then reborn as a villain.Copy !req
129. A baptism, but of fire.Copy !req
130. Not water, like you normally use
in a baptism, but fire.Copy !req
131. Smart.Copy !req
132. Because, actually,
the death ball operates on two levels.Copy !req
133. To be clear, it is a fixed ball
and will not operate at two levels.Copy !req
134. Sure, Nathan, but really it does.Copy !req
135. Also, the single-level fixed ball
is highly temperamental.Copy !req
136. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- And only operates if the wind's underCopy !req
137. - 23 miles per hour.
- Yes. Yeah. Thank you.Copy !req
138. Okay? Yeah? Let's bang, gang.Copy !req
139. Would now be a good time to talk
about my character arc?Copy !req
140. - No.
- Dan. Dan, can I show you something?Copy !req
141. Before I show Eric,
'cause I want this to be right for him.Copy !req
142. You know, for the furtive sprinting,
I've been working with my movement coach.Copy !req
143. - Furtive sprinting?
- Yeah, like it says in the script,Copy !req
144. "Tecto sprints furtively."Copy !req
145. But I was thinking I want to do it
with, like, a sense of energy,Copy !req
146. but also like
he's being watched, you know?Copy !req
147. I think that's Eric's intentionality,
but just check it out. Check it out.Copy !req
148. Steph, why does it say,
"Tecto sprints furtively"?Copy !req
149. Well, that's just...
that's just what Eric wrote,Copy !req
150. and I typed it up.
And he's the maestro, so...Copy !req
151. And how does one sprint furtively?Copy !req
152. - I think we're about to find out.
- You watching?Copy !req
153. - You watching?
- Yeah.Copy !req
154. Okay. Activate!Copy !req
155. Oh, no. Oh, God, no.Copy !req
156. You like it?Copy !req
157. I'll show you again. Just watch. Yeah.Copy !req
158. "Frantically."Copy !req
159. - Tecto sprints "frantically."
- You guys watching?Copy !req
160. Oh, yes, yes.
'Cause that's obviously what he meant.Copy !req
161. Activate!Copy !req
162. "Furtive running." What do you think?Copy !req
163. What do you think, Dan?Copy !req
164. Yeah, I mean,
it looked pretty furtive to me.Copy !req
165. But...Copy !req
166. let's... ask Eric.
Yeah. The Maestro. Eric!Copy !req
167. I've already shot this scene
in my head twice.Copy !req
168. Think of the Hans Zimmer tune.
There's a...Copy !req
169. I will shoot you from down here,Copy !req
170. and then I need your new dialogue, please.Copy !req
171. And you want all of this, do you?Copy !req
172. Oh, yeah. Absolutely.Copy !req
173. Right-o.Copy !req
174. "Kneel before Dark Eye,
seer of all things!"Copy !req
175. Then there's a laundry list
of all the things that I've seen.Copy !req
176. Assume you want me to say all of that?Copy !req
177. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And on the move, please.Copy !req
178. - I have...
- "Hot day in hell and I'm the devil"?Copy !req
179. - Are you doing some writing?
- Fuck off, I'm doodling.Copy !req
180. Why isn't he shooting?Copy !req
181. Relax. He's laser-focused.
He's obsessed with this shot.Copy !req
182. Hiccups have returned.Copy !req
183. Possibly triggered by overthinking.Copy !req
184. Hiccups of the mind.
Our brave and noble leader.Copy !req
185. I heard he has a tattoo of Harry Potter.Copy !req
186. A cartoon Harry Potter
that he never lets anyone see.Copy !req
187. Sources close to Eric
can neither confirm nor deny.Copy !req
188. Your monologue again, Peter. In full.Copy !req
189. Eric is a genius, he is.Copy !req
190. - Is he though?
- No, of course not.Copy !req
191. But he knows how to place a cameraCopy !req
192. and it's 11:00 p.m. on a Friday
and we need a figurehead.Copy !req
193. And Francis Ford Hiccups
is the best we have.Copy !req
194. So we rally, yes?Copy !req
195. "And I have seen all of the eternal war."Copy !req
196. "And the second eternal war..."Copy !req
197. My fireball.Copy !req
198. My God, it shall burn so bright.Copy !req
199. Eric, you said people
will never forget seeing your fireball.Copy !req
200. - Tell us about it.
- Sorry...Copy !req
201. Eric, news of great import.Copy !req
202. Christopher Nolan is coming.Copy !req
203. Chris?Copy !req
204. Christopher Chris?Copy !req
205. Tonight?Copy !req
206. It's just a pop-in, but knowing him,Copy !req
207. it'll be three and a half hours long.Copy !req
208. Like, the same, like,
the length of one of his—Copy !req
209. I'm seeing the joke, Stephanie.
Why is he coming?Copy !req
210. Scouting stages after dark?Copy !req
211. Or maybe...Copy !req
212. - Bismarck?
- Shh. Don't jinx it.Copy !req
213. Eric, let's go again.Copy !req
214. Tell us about your fireball.Copy !req
215. It's small, isn't it?Copy !req
216. When you're up close.Copy !req
217. Excuse me.Copy !req
218. Eric?Copy !req
219. Goodness gracious, great balls of gas!Copy !req
220. Full moon. Who knows what could happen?Copy !req
221. Okay, Mum, not to be dramatic,Copy !req
222. I'm... I'm wrangling a fireball, so...Copy !req
223. Okay, just cover it in straw,
tell him it's asleep.Copy !req
224. I'll deal with it
when I'm home, okay? Bye.Copy !req
225. Gosh, the sacrifices.Copy !req
226. You're the real hero, "The Invisible Dad!"Copy !req
227. As long as I'm there when he wakes up,
minimal psychological damage.Copy !req
228. Hi. Circling back on Peter's erection,Copy !req
229. the studio is very keen for it
not to be visible.Copy !req
230. Do we loop in VFX or—Copy !req
231. God forbid anyone should ever fuck
in any of these movies!Copy !req
232. We'll paint it out in post, yeah?Copy !req
233. So it's there, it's not there,
it's Schrödinger's erection.Copy !req
234. Sure, great. "Schrödinger's ding-a-ling."Copy !req
235. And the party actually sounds
kind of bullshit.Copy !req
236. - There's no one there.
- Let's focus.Copy !req
237. Shit, everyone's just turned up.Copy !req
238. - Holy shit, is that Briane?
- Okay, Dag?Copy !req
239. I'm calling. I need to call.
If that's Briane, I'm calling.Copy !req
240. - All right, Dag, can we just focus?
- Sal, is that Briane?Copy !req
241. Oi, Sal, is Briane there?Copy !req
242. Is that Briane, Sal? Sal, is that Briane?Copy !req
243. Sorry, Jaz, we're just finding out
if that's Briane.Copy !req
244. Yeah. Dan, wind's dropping.Copy !req
245. Lining up for the fireball! Where's Eric?Copy !req
246. Eric's in his trailer,
and he's refusing to come out.Copy !req
247. It was. It was Briane.Copy !req
248. Briane just turned up. Classic Briane.Copy !req
249. Rumors of a potential pop-in.
Although, knowing Chris...Copy !req
250. Okay, sorry. What is this, please?Copy !req
251. Mulling. With hiccups.Copy !req
252. Okay, no, he doesn't have time
for a fucking mull.Copy !req
253. It's not the mulling hour.Copy !req
254. - Dan, Peter's asking for you.
- Dag, can you handle, please?Copy !req
255. Promoted to erection handler. Thank you!Copy !req
256. The erection's gone down.
I think it's something else.Copy !req
257. Eric, sir, wind's dropping.
It's fireball time.Copy !req
258. Eric?Copy !req
259. Hi.Copy !req
260. Daniel?Copy !req
261. I'm having second thoughts
about the scene tonight.Copy !req
262. Okay, mate.
Is this about Christopher Nolan?Copy !req
263. God, no.Copy !req
264. I could give two shits
what Christopher Nolan's thinking.Copy !req
265. The whitening? I was doing it anyways.Copy !req
266. Yeah, no. I mean, I knew that, totally.Copy !req
267. No, but I was thinking, actually,Copy !req
268. my fireball is quite small...Copy !req
269. by comparison to...Copy !req
270. To... Oppenheimer? To the atomic bomb?Copy !req
271. Yeah, I mean, look,
everything's going to look smallCopy !req
272. in comparison to nuclear Armageddon, mate.Copy !req
273. Stand everybody down.Copy !req
274. I need to work on Peter's monologue.Copy !req
275. Okay, no. Eric? Sir,Copy !req
276. we are all here tonight
'cause of you, yeah?Copy !req
277. Okay, we've got an 80-ton crane,Copy !req
278. biggest reservoir of gas
in northern Europe.Copy !req
279. The crew are cold.Copy !req
280. They're tired. They are violently horny.Copy !req
281. We have until the sun comes up
to get this shot and get home.Copy !req
282. Please can we shoot?Copy !req
283. Do you know what, Daniel?Copy !req
284. I've eaten a lot of shit for this movie.Copy !req
285. A Subway foot-long, but of turds. Yeah.Copy !req
286. And I've done it because I know
that at the end of the turd rainbow,Copy !req
287. there's a pot.Copy !req
288. Not of more turds, but of gold.Copy !req
289. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
290. If Christopher Nolan comes tonightCopy !req
291. and likes my scene, it is very likelyCopy !req
292. that he will ask me
to shoot Blood and Iron,Copy !req
293. his Bismarck biopic
that he's executive producing.Copy !req
294. So tell the crew
that the genius is mulling.Copy !req
295. Peter, I'm coming in.Copy !req
296. Hope you haven't got another one.Copy !req
297. Is Daniel not around?Copy !req
298. It's actually something rather personal.Copy !req
299. Please, I have brothers.
I'm sure I've heard it all before.Copy !req
300. I'm struggling to get my iPhone
to connect with a Bluetooth vibrator.Copy !req
301. No, that is a new one. Ring the bell.Copy !req
302. It's not for me.Copy !req
303. It's situated somewhere on my wife.Copy !req
304. She's in Surrey.Copy !req
305. Oh, God. I'm so tired.Copy !req
306. I'm old, I'm tired.Copy !req
307. And I just want to be canceled.Copy !req
308. - Oh, yeah?
- The dream.Copy !req
309. Every day's a Saturday
when you're canceled.Copy !req
310. I've heard stories
from some of the old gang.Copy !req
311. You should see their gardens.Copy !req
312. We can get you canceled, Peter.Copy !req
313. You can't. That's the problem.
The sleaze is priced in with me.Copy !req
314. I'm unsinkable. Peter the Pool Noodle.Copy !req
315. As for this damn thing...Copy !req
316. Why is everything so bloody complicated?Copy !req
317. Bluetooth?
It was all manual back in my day.Copy !req
318. Remote-operated over the Internet.Copy !req
319. I mean, sex-wise,
you can literally phone it in,Copy !req
320. which is, you know,
perfect for me, obviously.Copy !req
321. Just trying to keep her
interested, you know?Copy !req
322. I'll fix it.Copy !req
323. Let's get your lovely wife horny.
Come on, Peter.Copy !req
324. You're a delight!Copy !req
325. So kind.Copy !req
326. Oh, bless you.
Bless you, bless you, bless you.Copy !req
327. Eric's embarrassed. He thinks
Nolan's gonna laugh at his fireball.Copy !req
328. Oh, poor Mr. Hiccups
and his flame of shame.Copy !req
329. Dag, could you get off
your phone for a second?Copy !req
330. Honestly, your generation and phones!Copy !req
331. Sorry, I'm just trying to connect
to Peter's Bluetooth vibrator.Copy !req
332. Okay, no, I didn't hear that.Copy !req
333. Lot of unrest.
Lighting guys raided the prop tent.Copy !req
334. I just confiscated this.
They engraved Eric's name on it.Copy !req
335. Okay. Could we just maybe do
like a crew lottery, yeah?Copy !req
336. Distract them with money.Copy !req
337. Just need to keep them busy
until Eric emerges.Copy !req
338. It's imperative they don't
find out that he's mulling.Copy !req
339. - Right, yeah.
- Settle in.Copy !req
340. That is one big mull.
Could be a long night.Copy !req
341. Oh, it's connected.Copy !req
342. Just made someone very happy.Copy !req
343. Why aren't we rolling?
It's cold and we're tired.Copy !req
344. What's going on, Daniel?
Is he fucking mulling in there?Copy !req
345. No, no. He's not mulling. Not Eric.Copy !req
346. No. Wind. Windy. Just blame the wind.Copy !req
347. But everyone put your fiver in,
you might win some money!Copy !req
348. - Okay, let's go, move.
- Fuck you!Copy !req
349. Fuck me dead.Copy !req
350. - We hid Adam's guitar.
- Dan!Copy !req
351. But he has another guitar.Copy !req
352. Dan, Dan! Can I borrow the god mic?Copy !req
353. You know what, actually, it's broken,
so we're just gonna...Copy !req
354. Look, I don't know if you know this,
but the crew's getting really upset.Copy !req
355. And they've been, like,Copy !req
356. demanding my blue-jean
boogie-woogie. So...Copy !req
357. - I know that, mate. Yeah. But—
- And I was gonna do, like,Copy !req
358. all covers, you know, solid bangers,Copy !req
359. but then I was like, obviously...Copy !req
360. they want the original stuff.Copy !req
361. - You know, all Flight Mode shit, you know.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
362. "Fire of Lies."Copy !req
363. - I mean, "Leather and Lace."
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
364. - "Summer Polaroid."
- Summer PolaroidCopy !req
365. - Yeah!
- Yeah, yeah, I love that one.Copy !req
366. But, the thing is, Eric said no.Copy !req
367. - What?
- He said no. He didn't want it.Copy !req
368. - Eric?
- Yeah.Copy !req
369. - Okay.
- I'm sorry, man.Copy !req
370. Yeah. Well, screw that guy.
I mean, like, I'm just...Copy !req
371. I'm starting to think
he's a little bit bullshit.Copy !req
372. - Yeah.
- You know.Copy !req
373. Furtive running? I'm sorry. That's weird.Copy !req
374. Also, there is a crewmour
going around that he...Copy !req
375. he goes to bed with his shoes on.Copy !req
376. - Like, dude, what the hell is that?
- Yeah, all right.Copy !req
377. Hey there. Night shoots, my favorite.Copy !req
378. Breakfast at midnight,
pork chops at sunrise.Copy !req
379. Wasn't expecting you back.Copy !req
380. Heard Mr. Nolan might be popping in.Copy !req
381. - Bryclops! Coffee?
- Sure. Bryclops.Copy !req
382. Fucking Nolan.Copy !req
383. I'll be honest with you, I don't go in
for all this fruity arthouse shit.Copy !req
384. "Ooh, but it's backwards."Copy !req
385. Yeah, how about just
making it forwards, huh?Copy !req
386. But Shane likes this guy very much,Copy !req
387. so I'm here to make sure
we give the big man a show.Copy !req
388. Think you can manage that for me, Dan?Copy !req
389. Easy breezy,
leave that with me-zy, as they say.Copy !req
390. No one says that.Copy !req
391. Where is Anita? Anita!Copy !req
392. Jesus Night Christ.Copy !req
393. Briane, vibe check, cunt.
Where's Party Man?Copy !req
394. Keep him on ice for me, yeah?Copy !req
395. I'll smash that nerd
like he's Easter egg chocolate. Briane!Copy !req
396. Seriously, what am I thinking?Copy !req
397. - He's married. I'm married.
- Are you married?Copy !req
398. To a rich, handsome man,
hung like Christ on the cross.Copy !req
399. I haven't been touched
by a human in six weeks.Copy !req
400. - Anita?
- Do your jobs. Please. Thank you.Copy !req
401. It's just stress. It's stress, love.Copy !req
402. It always happens.Copy !req
403. Oh, my God. I love him!Copy !req
404. I'm crushing it out here, okay?Copy !req
405. I'm crushing it. And I'm having
an excellent birthday, too.Copy !req
406. But thank you for your concern, Mom.Copy !req
407. Also thank you for the V-Bucks.Copy !req
408. - God.
- Bryson.Copy !req
409. Sorry.Copy !req
410. I meant to ask. Eyepatch?Copy !req
411. Yeah. I forgot to take out
a contact lens for four nightsCopy !req
412. due to a work-life imbalance,
and it fused to my eyeball.Copy !req
413. But it actually kinda helps me
to visualize the frame.Copy !req
414. You know, looking through one eye.
So I might keep it.Copy !req
415. Is it your birthday, Bryson?Copy !req
416. Please don't tell Pat. He'll be angryCopy !req
417. that I didn't get me a birthday card
and sign it from him.Copy !req
418. It's cool. We're both missing stuff
and will it be worth it?Copy !req
419. This whole industry
will be dead in two yearsCopy !req
420. and we threw away our best years for what?Copy !req
421. Fucking Tecto?Copy !req
422. But no, happy birthday.Copy !req
423. Anita, where have you been?Copy !req
424. Pat dropped in, and Eric's still mulling.Copy !req
425. Dan, be a grown up. Take charge.Copy !req
426. Push the button, win a prize.Copy !req
427. God, this is so easy.
I'm such a great lover!Copy !req
428. Is that the Bluetooth vibrator there,
Peter?Copy !req
429. Preset five. Good old preset five.Copy !req
430. She's loving it, apparently.Copy !req
431. Look, Peter, personally,
I don't give a shit,Copy !req
432. but we are going
to have to send you for a module.Copy !req
433. Oh, sure. Another HR module.Copy !req
434. More learning opportunities
than a prison library!Copy !req
435. Okay, guys, it is time.Copy !req
436. - Get your tickets ready. Thank you.
- Oh, good.Copy !req
437. A distraction for the crew.Copy !req
438. And the winner is... yellow 3-1-9.Copy !req
439. Yellow, 3-1-9?Copy !req
440. Oh, yes!Copy !req
441. - Yes!
- No.Copy !req
442. Yeah! Fuck yeah! I win!Copy !req
443. I win!Copy !req
444. I fucking always win these fucking things.Copy !req
445. It's like four in a row. It's incredible.Copy !req
446. Here, I want to say something.Copy !req
447. Hi, guys. To our crew, listen...Copy !req
448. I know it's been a—
It's been a long week, okay? Yeah?Copy !req
449. But we have a very important guest
coming to set, okay?Copy !req
450. So don't get sleepy
and fuck this up, all right?Copy !req
451. Wake up!Copy !req
452. And fuck Eric, right?
Fuck Eric, man! He killed this party.Copy !req
453. This is the day the music died.Copy !req
454. You guys want to hear
a protest song, right?Copy !req
455. - Damn right.
- Shit.Copy !req
456. - Flight Mode has protest songs!
- They're turning.Copy !req
457. Would now be a good time to leave
to go and fuck an acquaintance at a party?Copy !req
458. He just killed the vibe.Copy !req
459. - Fuck Eric! Fuck Eric!
- Fuck Eric! Fuck Eric!Copy !req
460. Eric, come in.
It's getting mutinous out here.Copy !req
461. Eric. I'm on the edge
of catastrophe here, mate.Copy !req
462. I could really do with those pages, yeah?Copy !req
463. Eric. Please.Copy !req
464. Let's just shoot this thing, yeah?
Before it's too late.Copy !req
465. Daniel, I have it.Copy !req
466. My rewrites. New pages coming in.Copy !req
467. Dan, wind's dropping. They're saying
it's now or never on the fireball.Copy !req
468. All right, it's not a drill.Copy !req
469. - We move.
- Let's go!Copy !req
470. Dag needs this to happen
really quite badly.Copy !req
471. Dan, I'm watching from my trailer.Copy !req
472. That's because I'm cold,
not because I'm hiding from Chris Nolan.Copy !req
473. Eric's new sides.Copy !req
474. What? What is this? It's even longer.Copy !req
475. Check my contract.
I need 48 hours for new lines.Copy !req
476. Eric. Yeah, we don't have time
to do Peter's new monologue.Copy !req
477. I must have it all.Copy !req
478. New lines? Any for me?Copy !req
479. Hey Dan, can you tell Eric
to go fuck himself, please?Copy !req
480. Four new pages at 3 a.m.?
Fuck the Maestro.Copy !req
481. Eric, Peter's not gonna do the new speech.Copy !req
482. He must. But mumbled. It must be mumbled.Copy !req
483. SFX is asking how much gas you want.Copy !req
484. Dan, why does Eric
hate Flight Mode, seriously?Copy !req
485. Turn the gas all the way down to four.Copy !req
486. Four? Did you just say four?Copy !req
487. It needs to burn
for the duration of the new monologue.Copy !req
488. Can you just tell me how much gas?Copy !req
489. Eric said crank it up to ten.
And... I just lost comms.Copy !req
490. What about the new monologue?Copy !req
491. Eric said the new monologue's bullshit.Copy !req
492. He just wrote a new line.Copy !req
493. "It's a hot day in hell
and I'm the devil."Copy !req
494. Dan, what are you doing?Copy !req
495. Crank the valve up to 11. Overclock it.Copy !req
496. That will absolutely melt the gas ball.Copy !req
497. I'm just the messenger, yeah?
Take it up with the boss.Copy !req
498. Dan, the wind's picking up.Copy !req
499. Positions! Positions!Copy !req
500. End board! End board!Copy !req
501. You ready for this, Dan?Copy !req
502. Tonight's a fireball,
and it'll kill us all.Copy !req
503. - Standby on the set!
- And...Copy !req
504. Sound speed!Copy !req
505. action!Copy !req
506. Eye! I beg you. Don't!Copy !req
507. It's a hot day in hell,
and I am the devil.Copy !req
508. Wind's picking up, Dan. Now or never.Copy !req
509. And... action fireball.Copy !req
510. Eye!Copy !req
511. Please don't do this!Copy !req
512. Eye! No!Copy !req
513. And we cut there.Copy !req
514. - Cut!
- Cut there!Copy !req
515. Gas ball melted. We can't go again.Copy !req
516. - Oh, my God.
- Did we get it?Copy !req
517. - End board! End board!
- Good job. Hey, good job.Copy !req
518. Yeah, we got it.Copy !req
519. Hey. First bit of sun I've seen
in this godawful country.Copy !req
520. Pass on my thanks to your director.Copy !req
521. Guy's a genius.Copy !req
522. Yeah. Yeah, he is.Copy !req
523. True visionary.Copy !req
524. Fuck me, that was hot.Copy !req
525. I thought it would be bigger.Copy !req
526. Hey!Copy !req
527. - That was amazing!
- God, I thought I was toast there!Copy !req
528. That was amazing. You were amazing!Copy !req
529. Okay, I'm gonna go home.
I'll go home and kill myself.Copy !req
530. So, okay. Bye!Copy !req
531. - Okay.
- Yeah, bye.Copy !req
532. So. You got a line in the movie.
Beat me to it.Copy !req
533. No idea what you're talking about.Copy !req
534. It was all Eric.Copy !req
535. You going to the party?Copy !req
536. Party man left with someone else.Copy !req
537. It was Briane.
Briane fucked the party man.Copy !req
538. - Classic Briane.
- Yeah.Copy !req
539. Well, career-wise, just pay your dues.
You'll get there. I mean, you're young.Copy !req
540. - You've got time on your side.
- I'm 35.Copy !req
541. I'm a 35-year-old woman.Copy !req
542. I just have good skin and a lot of debt,
so people think I'm younger.Copy !req
543. Right.Copy !req
544. Well, in that case, good luck.Copy !req
545. Daniel. Why didn't we shoot my new speech?Copy !req
546. Yeah, look, Peter refused.Copy !req
547. So he improvised something,
but luckily it worked.Copy !req
548. Now, where's my Nolan, huh?Copy !req
549. Saw him craning his neck, fucking meerkat!Copy !req
550. - Oh, my God.
- Yeah.Copy !req
551. Christopher Nolan.Copy !req
552. - So anyway...
- What the fuck is she playing at?Copy !req
553. I've got an idea
I'd love to talk to you about.Copy !req
554. She's not authorized for Nolan.Copy !req
555. Two words, space dinosaurs.Copy !req
556. I think she's making up for lost time.Copy !req
557. But we play it for real.Copy !req
558. None of the dinosaurs
even know they're in space.Copy !req
559. If Shane asks, I approached Mr. NolanCopy !req
560. and he politely declined my advances.Copy !req
561. Director with a brain?
Come on, last thing I fucking need.Copy !req
562. I got headaches in three time zones
and I can't sleep.Copy !req
563. - But that's showbiz, am I right?
- You pretty much always are.Copy !req
564. Next stop, Armenia. Location shoot, huh?Copy !req
565. Sparks will fly.Copy !req
566. Nope, still not right.Copy !req
567. That's Tom fucking Cruise.Copy !req
568. Oi, birthday boy.Copy !req
569. Excuse me, guys.Copy !req
570. We're getting waffles!Copy !req
571. Happy birthday.Copy !req
572. - Hey.
- Hi.Copy !req
573. - Happy birthday.
- Oh, my God. Thank you.Copy !req
574. - Cool eye patch.
- Thank you very much.Copy !req
575. I had one of those for a whole movie.Copy !req
576. So this one's called "Leather and Lace."Copy !req
577. Oi, fuck off!Copy !req
578. Fuck. I fucked it.Copy !req
579. Sorry. Hold on!
I'll start again. It's okay, guys.Copy !req
580. Don't worry. Keep the vibe going.Copy !req
581. - It's okay. Here we go, "Leather & Lace."
- Fuck you.Copy !req
582. Sparks will fly.Copy !req
583. You know what? Heidi. Heidi.Copy !req
584. Go get a cup of coffee.
I'm gonna bust a few out on my own here.Copy !req
585. Just let the camera roll
and I'll take it from there.Copy !req
586. Sparks will fly!Copy !req
587. Sparks will f—Copy !req
588. Sparks will fly.Copy !req
589. They're just words. I'm going crazy.Copy !req
590. Do that. Do that rhythm.
I'm going— They're just words.Copy !req
591. Good. I'm going crazy.Copy !req
592. I'll die young. I'm so tired.Copy !req
593. I can't sleep. I need help.Copy !req
594. Sparks will help. Sparks will fly!Copy !req
595. Sparks will fly! Again.Copy !req
596. Sparks will fly! Again.Copy !req
597. Sparks will fly! I got it.Copy !req
598. Sparks will fly! Now take it down.Copy !req
599. Sparks will fly. Got it!Copy !req
600. - Heidi!
- We good?Copy !req
601. Yeah.Copy !req
602. I got it. Yeah.Copy !req
603. Just might have to cut out
some of the stuff in the middle.Copy !req