1. "In your guts, you know he's nuts."Copy !req
2. Trickster T-shirts on sale here.
Get your Trickster T-shirts.Copy !req
3. Come wear a piece of Central City's
most scintillating...Copy !req
4. scandalous, sensational trial.
The trial of the Trickster.Copy !req
5. Get your Trickster T-shirts right now.
Exclusive edition.Copy !req
6. Prove to your grandchildren that
you were a part of this incredible event.Copy !req
7. Let me in! You have to let me in.
I have evidence for the defense!Copy !req
8. This city's gone absolutely nuts.Copy !req
9. I tried flowers.
Maybe I should get something else.Copy !req
10. Everywhere you go,
you hear about the Trickster.Copy !req
11. Sabrina bitches how I work all the time.
So we go out, right?Copy !req
12. Bump into an ex-girlfriend,
now she thinks I'm cheating.Copy !req
13. Today begins the trial
of James Montgomery Jessie.Copy !req
14. A multiple personality wanted
for murder...Copy !req
15. Jessie adopted the persona
of the costumed psychopath...Copy !req
16. known as the Trickster. His days
of violent mayhem in Central City...Copy !req
17. were ended
by fem private eye Megan Lockhart.Copy !req
18. Accept no substitutes,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
19. I am the genuine article.Copy !req
20. I'm gonna make this city very sorry
it ever crossed me.Copy !req
21. Well, Barry Allen.Copy !req
22. I'm gonna make you pay too, Allen.Copy !req
23. You and your little cupcake girlfriend,
Megan Lockhart.Copy !req
24. And the Flash, the big red freak...Copy !req
25. he'll pay the going rate
10 times over...Copy !req
26. because nobody tricks the Trickster.Copy !req
27. Nobody!Copy !req
28. The last time we pulled this kind of duty
was at that concert at Crystal Beach.Copy !req
29. No kidding. I hear they're scalping tickets
for seats outside.Copy !req
30. They're welcome to mine.
There's lots of places I'd rather be.Copy !req
31. Don't worry, there's no way
the Trickster's gonna walk.Copy !req
32. I'm not so sure. He's got this hotshot
lawyer defending him, Denise Cowan.Copy !req
33. Cowan? Didn't she get that Wall Street guy
acquitted of murder?Copy !req
34. - And they had videotapes of him doing it.
- Well, I'm glad I got front-row seats.Copy !req
35. Well, at least Megan
will be back in town.Copy !req
36. I just want to testify
and get out of here.Copy !req
37. - I don't think it's gonna be that easy, man.
- Barry Allen.Copy !req
38. You were nearly drowned by the Trickster
because of your involvement...Copy !req
39. with private eye Megan Lockhart.
Any comment?Copy !req
40. - No.
- Are you gonna stand in the way...Copy !req
41. of journalist inquiry,
of the people's right to know?Copy !req
42. - It's un-American.
- Kline, you're making me nauseous.Copy !req
43. Hey, Bar, if you don't tell
your side of things...Copy !req
44. Kline will put words in your mouth.
It's self-defense.Copy !req
45. Come on, Bar.Copy !req
46. Well, it all came to a head
in the prop warehouse.Copy !req
47. - Where Jessie knocked me out...
- Forget about him. There she is!Copy !req
48. Megan Lockhart.Copy !req
49. The detective responsible for bringing the
Trickster to justice. She was kidnapped...Copy !req
50. and forced to wear the costume
of the Trickster's fantasy sidekick, Prank.Copy !req
51. How does it feel to be the woman
who stole the Trickster's heart?Copy !req
52. I didn't steal anything.Copy !req
53. It just kept coming gift-wrapped COD.
And I had help taking Jessie down...Copy !req
54. There must have been something
to make the Trickster so hot to trot.Copy !req
55. - How far did you go to get your man?
- You have got to be kidding me.Copy !req
56. I never kid, babe.Copy !req
57. Look, I'll try to squeeze you all in, okay?Copy !req
58. - Think you can squeeze me in?
- Get in line, fella.Copy !req
59. Megan.Copy !req
60. Barry. Hi!Copy !req
61. - You look great. I've never seen you...
- Oh, my secretary again.Copy !req
62. - You have a secretary now?
- It has been insane...Copy !req
63. since we brought the Trickster in.
I have been turning down clients.Copy !req
64. Which is why I haven't written lately,
and I'm really sorry.Copy !req
65. Can this reunion take five,
because we have a deadline.Copy !req
66. - Thank you.
- Later, boys.Copy !req
67. We'll have time for pictures
and statements after the hearing.Copy !req
68. - Look, just get... Megan...
- I'll see you inside.Copy !req
69. - On how this case is going to shape up?Copy !req
70. Not quite the reunion I'd imagined.Copy !req
71. You have to...
You have to let me in.Copy !req
72. You just have to.
I'm carrying the Trickster's child.Copy !req
73. You're just gonna have to carry him
right back where you came from, lady.Copy !req
74. You call this a trial?Copy !req
75. This is nothing more than a kangaroo
court without the hoppy, furry guy.Copy !req
76. - Order, order!
- If I were behind the bench, maybe...Copy !req
77. Jessie, please!Copy !req
78. Ms. Cowan, if you cannot control
your client...Copy !req
79. I'm gonna have him restrained.
- Restrained?Copy !req
80. What do you call these,
costume jewelry?Copy !req
81. Jessie, shut up!Copy !req
82. It's bad enough you insist on wearing
this ridiculous outfit in court.Copy !req
83. Don't blow this for both of us.Copy !req
84. What, and disappoint my loyal fans?Copy !req
85. You don't have loyal fans.
The only person on your side is me!Copy !req
86. And that's starting to look like
a real bad career mood.Copy !req
87. Your Honor, defense requests
a change of venue.Copy !req
88. - Are you nuts?
- I see no way that my client...Copy !req
89. can get a fair trial in Central City.
- Leave Central City?Copy !req
90. You are crazy. I love this town.Copy !req
91. - And it loves me. Look what I've done for it.
- Your Honor.Copy !req
92. That is it.
You are in contempt of this court.Copy !req
93. No! I'll tell you who's in contempt.
This courtroom is in contempt.Copy !req
94. The entire judicial system
is in contempt.Copy !req
95. North America, the land mass,
is in contempt.Copy !req
96. Jessie, get a grip! You're losing it!Copy !req
97. I'm perfectly sane.Copy !req
98. I am the Trickster.Copy !req
99. And you!Copy !req
100. Pretending to be Prank
when you were never my loyal sidekick.Copy !req
101. Bailiff!Copy !req
102. This is all your fault!Copy !req
103. You're getting to be a drag, Jessie.Copy !req
104. And I am bored stiff.Copy !req
105. Megan attacked The Trickster.
He's down.Copy !req
106. If I don't get complete silence,
I'm going to empty this courtroom.Copy !req
107. I'm gonna wave bail
pending psychiatric evaluation.Copy !req
108. This court is recessed
until 9 a.m. Monday morning.Copy !req
109. - Get him out of here!
- A few questions for the people out there...Copy !req
110. - I'm sorry, not now. I'm sorry.
- He's too good for you, tramp!Copy !req
111. - No, not now, really.
- Megan!Copy !req
112. With Jessie in custody and Megan in town,
no one's talking about the Flash anymore.Copy !req
113. I'm not sure I like that.Copy !req
114. - Joe Kline would kill for an interview.
- I don't want attention that much.Copy !req
115. - Would you like another?
- No. Thanks.Copy !req
116. - It's funny, don't you think?
- What?Copy !req
117. A year ago, you came to me
wanting to get rid of these powers.Copy !req
118. Who'd have thought we'd be sitting here
now, talking about the Flash's publicity?Copy !req
119. Well, one thing hasn't changed.
I'm still a bottomless pit.Copy !req
120. In the last year, I've gone near bust
on food alone.Copy !req
121. Thanks. I'm lying to everyone I know
about my nights.Copy !req
122. But, Barry, look at the good you've done.
You stopped the Trickster's rampage.Copy !req
123. Well, I think I'm a little fed up
with my own multiple personality.Copy !req
124. Maybe I'll go public.
Make us both famous.Copy !req
125. I and my faithful
and beautiful companion...Copy !req
126. Christina McGee, am in reality...
Megan.Copy !req
127. Barry, Tina.Copy !req
128. Small town, huh?Copy !req
129. I saw you on the news.
I wish I had my autograph book on me.Copy !req
130. - You really charmed the press.
- I'm sorry about that, Barry.Copy !req
131. - But they just won't leave me alone.
- Well, when are we getting together?Copy !req
132. You know, I really wish I could say,
but I am buried.Copy !req
133. L... I'm meeting my agent for a drink.Copy !req
134. Your agent? This is a new you.Copy !req
135. I'm getting book and movie offers
out of nowhere.Copy !req
136. As soon as things lighten up,
I promise we'll get together.Copy !req
137. - Yeah. I'll check my schedule.
- Great.Copy !req
138. I've gotta go. I'm busy too, you know.Copy !req
139. What's that about, McGee?Copy !req
140. Megan, for a detective, sometimes
you miss some pretty big clues.Copy !req
141. I've already told you, counselor.Copy !req
142. No. No. No!Copy !req
143. Damn it, Jessie. You are going
to have to listen to me...Copy !req
144. and follow my lead, or you can kiss
any hope of acquittal goodbye.Copy !req
145. So who the hell needs you anyway?Copy !req
146. I've got law degrees too, you know.Copy !req
147. - A whole trunk full of them.
- Mail call.Copy !req
148. You're some lucky guy, Tricksy.
You've got a secret admirer.Copy !req
149. Yep. And one who's dead set on using up
all the cheap perfume in town.Copy !req
150. Is this the police department's
idea of a joke?Copy !req
151. No. These were delivered
by a bona fide representative...Copy !req
152. of the U.S. Post Office.Copy !req
153. Oh, boy. This is disgusting.Copy !req
154. - She's crazy about me.
- Yeah, well, you're half right anyway.Copy !req
155. Counselor, visiting hours are over.Copy !req
156. - Jessie, remember what I said.
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
157. Maybe I should be
defending myself.Copy !req
158. Don't be a fool.Copy !req
159. I can't help it.Copy !req
160. "I'll get you out. Prank."Copy !req
161. Prank?Copy !req
162. - You brought Sabrina here on a date?
- Well, at least I'll be seen with her.Copy !req
163. Maybe we'll run into one
of his other old flames.Copy !req
164. Look, I keep telling you, Sabrina.Copy !req
165. Baby, Jinx and I are old news.Copy !req
166. - Jinx?
- When I walked into that club...Copy !req
167. she was all over him like a cheap suit.
- You had a girlfriend named Jinx?Copy !req
168. Oh, what's in a name?Copy !req
169. Mr. Jessie.Copy !req
170. You understand that another outburst
like Friday's will not be tolerated.Copy !req
171. Your Honor, before we begin, my client
would like to address the court.Copy !req
172. - If the people have no objection.
- The people have no objection.Copy !req
173. Your Honor...Copy !req
174. you can't imagine how sorry I am
for what I've done.Copy !req
175. But I am under the influence...Copy !req
176. of demons inside me
battling for my very soul.Copy !req
177. I swear to you, if I could have
stopped the killing, I would have.Copy !req
178. But I'm so weak.Copy !req
179. The others inside me...Copy !req
180. are so strong.Copy !req
181. This is a load of...Copy !req
182. But I'm sorry.Copy !req
183. I'm really sorry.Copy !req
184. Your Honor, my client can't...Copy !req
185. What the hell is that?Copy !req
186. I will not have my courtroom
turned into a circus.Copy !req
187. Bailiff, get rid of that teddy bear!Copy !req
188. Laughing gas.Copy !req
189. You can't go.Copy !req
190. - You're gonna blow this case.
- Whose side are you on anyway?Copy !req
191. Sacrificing yourself for a lawyer?Copy !req
192. - Time to rethink your priorities, bub.
- No time. Let's go.Copy !req
193. - He's gone.
- No, not again.Copy !req
194. What happened in there?Copy !req
195. I'm sorry. Please, just try the pound.
I'm sure they'll be able to find...Copy !req
196. - Mendez!
- Yes, lieutenant.Copy !req
197. I want everything on Jessie's
love letters from his secret admirer.Copy !req
198. - Chemical analysis, the works.
- I'm on the way.Copy !req
199. You. I want you to get ahold
of your girlfriend.Copy !req
200. This time, she gets police protection.Copy !req
201. Well, Jessie's got a better shot at getting
to Megan these days than I do.Copy !req
202. - Here we are. Home sweet home.
- Home?Copy !req
203. After Daddy died,
I moved out of the estate...Copy !req
204. and into the apartments
here on the top floor.Copy !req
205. Zoey Clark.Copy !req
206. Clarx Toys' Clark. I love your stuff!Copy !req
207. GI Johnny, OMA.Copy !req
208. - One Man Army
- One Man ArmyCopy !req
209. When I saw you on TV,
I knew I had found a kindred spirit.Copy !req
210. No one gets you...Copy !req
211. but me.Copy !req
212. I've spent my entire life looking
for bigger and bigger kicks.Copy !req
213. Weeklong parties...Copy !req
214. joy riding...Copy !req
215. shoplifting...Copy !req
216. burglary, arson...Copy !req
217. grand theft.Copy !req
218. An impressive résumé.Copy !req
219. And you are the ultimate thrill.Copy !req
220. There's no denying that.Copy !req
221. I can't believe I finally got
the Trickster.Copy !req
222. Forget the Trickster.Copy !req
223. He's old news.Copy !req
224. Perhaps next time I'll become...Copy !req
225. Vladimir Jessinsky, concert pianist, da?Copy !req
226. Forget Vladimir!Copy !req
227. I want the Trickster.Copy !req
228. That tramp Megan Lockhart
never deserved to wear this.Copy !req
229. But I do.Copy !req
230. Aren't you glad to see
your little sidekick, Prank?Copy !req
231. Prank.Copy !req
232. Prank! Prank?Copy !req
233. Yeah, baby, it's Prank.Copy !req
234. And you're the Trickster.Copy !req
235. Trickster.Copy !req
236. Prank.Copy !req
237. Thank heaven you got here in time.Copy !req
238. Oh, Trickster, you're the best.Copy !req
239. Forget the mushy stuff.
There is so much I have to do.Copy !req
240. And I won't make
the same mistakes twice.Copy !req
241. Whatever you need, I can get for you.Copy !req
242. - Anything?
- Anything.Copy !req
243. I have always wanted one of these.Copy !req
244. Perfect!Copy !req
245. The gall of this third-rate metropolis,
putting me on trial.Copy !req
246. I'd do anything for you, Trickster.
Anything.Copy !req
247. It's time we made
that red-suited goon pay.Copy !req
248. And Megan too.Copy !req
249. This time I take no prisoners...Copy !req
250. and post no bills.Copy !req
251. Guess what, Central City,
the Trickster's back.Copy !req
252. And I've got him.Copy !req
253. Don, can this not wait till I get back?
Wait. Just hold on one second. Hello?Copy !req
254. Danny, I told you, quit bugging me.Copy !req
255. Hello? Yeah, Paul, I need
to speak with you. Hold on.Copy !req
256. Hello? Don, I'll get back to you.
Okay.Copy !req
257. Melanie, where is that package
I asked you for?Copy !req
258. - This must have cost a bundle.
- Comped by the hotel.Copy !req
259. Yeah, Paul. I got that fax you sent me,
and the terms are totally unacceptable.Copy !req
260. Hold all of Ms. Lockhart's calls, please.
Thank you.Copy !req
261. - Hey, what's the big idea?
- All I've gotten from you is a busy signal.Copy !req
262. I am trying to handle
the agency in San Francisco...Copy !req
263. and juggle the media at the same time.
- I'm delighted.Copy !req
264. You've got a bigger problem
than your career.Copy !req
265. The Trickster? Don't I know it.Copy !req
266. This came for me special delivery
this afternoon.Copy !req
267. And you opened it without calling
the bomb squad or me?Copy !req
268. Relax, Barry, I'm a pro. I made sure
it wasn't a bomb. Check it out.Copy !req
269. Dead rat?Copy !req
270. "Some discoloration
may occur after dying.Copy !req
271. Love, the Trickster.
P.S., give my best to the Flash."Copy !req
272. - Cute, huh?
- We'll get you round-the-clock protection.Copy !req
273. I have all the protection I need,
thank you.Copy !req
274. Megan, save the Sam Spade crap
for the press, all right?Copy !req
275. - Jessie almost killed both of us.
- Barry, I can handle this.Copy !req
276. Oh, so you don't want me around.Copy !req
277. Actually, I've given it a lot of thought.Copy !req
278. How would you like to move
to San Francisco?Copy !req
279. - What?
- I mean, go into partnership with me...Copy !req
280. in the agency.Copy !req
281. - The agency?
- Well, think about it, Barry.Copy !req
282. No more being stuck behind test tubes
in the lab.Copy !req
283. All the hyperspeed street work
you want.Copy !req
284. - Plus you get paid really well for it.
- I like those test tubes.Copy !req
285. Okay. Well, think about it.
Let me know.Copy !req
286. So now on to Jessie. Look, no offense, but
the cops don't seem to be getting results.Copy !req
287. Here's a list of possible hideouts.
Warehouses, theaters, amusement parks.Copy !req
288. You do the legwork,
and I'll track the phony stenographer.Copy !req
289. If I need to reach you, I'll call you.Copy !req
290. And I need a national check on
all female mental patient escapees.Copy !req
291. - You have better access at the station.
- I'm working for you?Copy !req
292. I figured if we're tracking the Trickster,
I should coordinate.Copy !req
293. You assume a lot.Copy !req
294. This has to do with the fact
that I left town, doesn't it?Copy !req
295. Look, Barry, I know we have
a lot to talk about.Copy !req
296. I'll find him myself.Copy !req
297. You did it again, Megan.Copy !req
298. Okay, ready in the booth.Copy !req
299. Ready on cameras. Four, three, two...Copy !req
300. - You're on the air.
- And we are back.Copy !req
301. So, what you're saying, babe...Copy !req
302. is since your partner died,
things have just not been the same.Copy !req
303. Let's face it, babe, this dog pile of a city
refuses to recognize genius.Copy !req
304. Now let's cut to the chase
and get down to the heart of the matter.Copy !req
305. Come on, speed-o, let's forget about
the little Lockhart twist.Copy !req
306. We both know I'm gonna kill her
sooner or later. Unless I decide...Copy !req
307. Jessie, you are unbelievable.Copy !req
308. So I'm calling you out, babe.
Just you and me.Copy !req
309. The final showdown.
The Thriller in Manila.Copy !req
310. - She said what to you tonight?
- That woman aggravates me.Copy !req
311. - I don't work for her.
- At least she's mistreating you.Copy !req
312. Sabrina won't even talk to me.Copy !req
313. The Flash versus the Trickster...Copy !req
314. in a final ground-pounding...Copy !req
315. asphalt-churning, nitro-burning
duel of the titans.Copy !req
316. You know where, babe.Copy !req
317. It's time Central City started recognizing
its real heroes. You know what I mean?Copy !req
318. Good. Now get out of here.
I love you. You're beautiful.Copy !req
319. Man, does Kline need a new makeup man,
or what?Copy !req
320. Not now, babe.Copy !req
321. How reality stinks.Copy !req
322. That's why I try and improve on it
whenever I can.Copy !req
323. Well, what do you think?Copy !req
324. Not too subdued?Copy !req
325. Cheap harlot!Copy !req
326. Hey!Copy !req
327. Get them off me!Copy !req
328. Get them off me!Copy !req
329. - Who wants gum?
- I do. I do.Copy !req
330. - Are you okay?
- No. But go get them.Copy !req
331. You see, it's that little touch of epoxy
in the gum that does the trick.Copy !req
332. Shoes.Copy !req
333. Mallet.Copy !req
334. Are we gonna kill him?Copy !req
335. No.Copy !req
336. I have a much more interesting idea.Copy !req
337. Right, old buddy? Right.Copy !req
338. Good morning, sunshine!Copy !req
339. It's a beautiful day in my neighborhood.Copy !req
340. Won't you be my neighbor?Copy !req
341. - Stop it, Jessie.
- The Trickster to you.Copy !req
342. And I'm Prank.Copy !req
343. - I thought Megan was Prank.
- I'm Prank! Me!Copy !req
344. And don't you forget it.Copy !req
345. - But don't you wanna see who...?
- He is the mask.Copy !req
346. Without the mask, he's nothing.
Bupkes, nada, zip.Copy !req
347. Just some boring, average,
insignificant jerk nobody cares about...Copy !req
348. who'll die alone and forgotten...Copy !req
349. watching game shows in
an empty apartment with cats.Copy !req
350. So you touch that mask again,
I'll murder you!Copy !req
351. Okay?Copy !req
352. Women.Copy !req
353. So, what are you gonna do, kill me?Copy !req
354. The last thing I want is you dead.Copy !req
355. With a little help, you'll come around
to my way of thinking.Copy !req
356. We're gonna have so much fun together...Copy !req
357. once I reprogram your brain.Copy !req
358. Come to me.Copy !req
359. Mine. Yes, you are.Copy !req
360. Come, Flash. Oh, Flashie-poo.Copy !req
361. Oh, stop it, stop it, stop it!
He is such a baby.Copy !req
362. - What are we gonna do now, Trickster?
- We?Copy !req
363. As in, you and me?
Hey, reality check, sweetie pie.Copy !req
364. You can't begin to understand
the depth and genius of my plans.Copy !req
365. Besides, it's guy stuff.Copy !req
366. I will make this bug house of a city
pay for the indignity...Copy !req
367. it's laid at my feet...Copy !req
368. with the help of you...Copy !req
369. my pal...Copy !req
370. the Flash.Copy !req
371. I blame myself, Tina.Copy !req
372. I blew it.Copy !req
373. I was so caught up in paperwork
and promotions, I lost my edge.Copy !req
374. Don't be silly. We're dealing
with a dangerous lunatic here...Copy !req
375. who seems to be getting help
from this Prank.Copy !req
376. I'm so stupid. I mean, I care about Barry.Copy !req
377. And somehow we never even
got a chance to talk.Copy !req
378. And now Jessie's got him.Copy !req
379. He's got radios in those wings of his,
doesn't he?Copy !req
380. The transceivers proved too sensitive
for hyperspeed.Copy !req
381. - And Barry hated them anyway.
- Hated being on a leash, I bet.Copy !req
382. I could track his heat patterns.Copy !req
383. I'd have to tap into the satellite system.
It would take time, and it's not legal either.Copy !req
384. Maybe I should have offered you
the partnership.Copy !req
385. - Partnership?
- Tina, Barry is bigger than forensics.Copy !req
386. And I could really use his help
in San Francisco.Copy !req
387. - He's considering the offer?
- Besides you, what's keeping him here?Copy !req
388. Barry does not stay in Central City
on my account.Copy !req
389. We are just good friends.
It's not like that.Copy !req
390. Face it, McGee, you two are
a team, romantic or otherwise.Copy !req
391. Hey, dude, your hand is, like, smoking.Copy !req
392. Thanks, partner.Copy !req
393. That's enough. You're under arrest.Copy !req
394. You too, Flash. Don't move, or I'll shoot!Copy !req
395. What are you wearing?Copy !req
396. - Put it down.
- Come on. Come on.Copy !req
397. It's not guns that kill people,
it's these little hard things.Copy !req
398. Hey, partner, got a match?Copy !req
399. - Left them in my other suit.
- No problemo.Copy !req
400. Yes! Yes! Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
401. Too safe and too sane.Copy !req
402. Wrong one.Copy !req
403. Murph, come on. Come on, Murph!Copy !req
404. Murph!Copy !req
405. Beautiful.Copy !req
406. Wait till you see what else I got lined up.Copy !req
407. I love that guy.Copy !req
408. I can't believe it, Murph.
The Flash has gone bad.Copy !req
409. I thought you guys
were gonna wait for me.Copy !req
410. - We were having way too much fun.
- You got that right, partner.Copy !req
411. You said I could fire the candle.Copy !req
412. Whine, whine, whine.
You're getting to be a real drag.Copy !req
413. I've had enough of your mewling
and puking.Copy !req
414. Hey, forget about the ball and chain.
What next?Copy !req
415. Well, I figure we drop the little woman
off at home, then it's boys' night out.Copy !req
416. Yes, Madam Mayor,
I know he's fast.Copy !req
417. I don't know how.Copy !req
418. I promise you, I am doing everything
I can. Everything!Copy !req
419. Okay, the Flash and the Trickster have
defaced a children's mural at the Civic...Copy !req
420. they let out the poisonous snakes
and dynamited the River Street Bridge.Copy !req
421. Traffic's backed up to the state line, sir.Copy !req
422. I have had better weeks. Roberts, I want
an APB on the Flash out on the wire now.Copy !req
423. You notify the SWAT team
we need heavy firepower.Copy !req
424. Come on, Murph.Copy !req
425. What? We dig a trench,
we put tar paper over it.Copy !req
426. The Flash hits that, boom,
we got him.Copy !req
427. Murphy, Bellows, how about earning
your pay and hitting the streets!Copy !req
428. - Yes, sir. I'm driving.
- Yes, sir!Copy !req
429. Hey, has anybody seen Barry?Copy !req
430. You and me, pal.
We'll make this city pay.Copy !req
431. They called us crazy,
drove us out on the streets...Copy !req
432. - Hey, this is great!
- They put us on trial.Copy !req
433. - Now we'll make them think twice.
- Hey...Copy !req
434. I could vibrate my fingers
through somebody's brain.Copy !req
435. Gross. Well, maybe later.Copy !req
436. But seriously, we are gonna
put Central City on trial.Copy !req
437. I'm ready to paint this town red.Copy !req
438. Paint the town red!Copy !req
439. Believe it or not,
the Flash has joined the Trickster...Copy !req
440. spreading violence and vandalism
through the city.Copy !req
441. Citizens have been asked
to stay off the street.Copy !req
442. The mayor is said to be requesting
the National Guard to quell this crime wave.Copy !req
443. Sorry, Al. The MAC 11 s,
did you trace them?Copy !req
444. Bought by DLC Corporation.Copy !req
445. A subsidiary of Clarx Toys.Copy !req
446. Thanks, Al.Copy !req
447. Everything the Trickster and this Prank nut
have used comes from Clarx Toys.Copy !req
448. How's your search going?Copy !req
449. Getting into the tracking system
is more difficult than I thought.Copy !req
450. But there's a bigger problem.
He's done something to Barry's mind.Copy !req
451. Maybe brainwashed him. When we do
find him, he won't be happy to see us.Copy !req
452. Oh, great. Not only are we up
against the Trickster, but the Flash too.Copy !req
453. If we're lucky, the Trickster's programming
won't be anything but superficial.Copy !req
454. I think I can override it
with an Army technique:Copy !req
455. A shot of adrenaline
to countermand the programming.Copy !req
456. Good Lord, is there anything
you don't know?Copy !req
457. I wish I knew more.Copy !req
458. Because if this doesn't work,
Barry could die.Copy !req
459. I think we should visit our local
Clarx toy store.Copy !req
460. Well, if it isn't the girl from court.Copy !req
461. I'm not laughing now, babe.Copy !req
462. - Who are you?
- Prank.Copy !req
463. Your real name.Copy !req
464. - Zoey.
- Zoey what?Copy !req
465. - Clark!
- Where's the Trickster?Copy !req
466. - I hope he's all right.
- After what he's done to you?Copy !req
467. Oh, brother.Copy !req
468. Let me clue you in, honey.
I am way more unstable than you...Copy !req
469. so you better tell me where he is
right now.Copy !req
470. Don't tell him I told you.Copy !req
471. - He's putting the city on trial.
- Let's go, McGee.Copy !req
472. Forget about her.
We gotta get to the courthouse.Copy !req
473. The court of no recourse
is now in session.Copy !req
474. Could we have the theme, please?Copy !req
475. Will the accused come on down?Copy !req
476. All right, kill the music.Copy !req
477. What is the meaning of this outrage?Copy !req
478. Jessie.Copy !req
479. James, as your counsel, I strongly
advise you against taking this action.Copy !req
480. You're just like all the rest:Copy !req
481. Manipulative, faithless, self-serving.
No use to me at all.Copy !req
482. You're fired!Copy !req
483. Bailiff, read the charges.Copy !req
484. "Central City and you, its representatives,
are on trial for crimes against good taste."Copy !req
485. And me.Copy !req
486. - This is absurd!
- I'm sure I can get a continuance on this.Copy !req
487. Was I talking to you?
Has the jury reached a verdict?Copy !req
488. We have, Your Honor.Copy !req
489. Guilty. Guilty.Copy !req
490. Guilty. Guilty.Copy !req
491. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty.Copy !req
492. Guilty. They're guilty! Guilty.Copy !req
493. Guilty.Copy !req
494. Any last words
before I pronounce sentence?Copy !req
495. And especially you!Copy !req
496. Speechless with contrition, eh?Copy !req
497. I find every last one of you guilty
as sin and sentence you to death.Copy !req
498. Are you prepared to carry out sentence,
Mr. Executioner?Copy !req
499. No.Copy !req
500. I can't decide which to use.Copy !req
501. Well, that's why they call me
the hanging judge.Copy !req
502. Well, what's stopping you, palomino?Copy !req
503. I can't move.Copy !req
504. An attack of conscience, eh?Copy !req
505. This had to be...Copy !req
506. sooner or later.Copy !req
507. I'm taking you in for good
this time, Jessie.Copy !req
508. You never let us have any fun.Copy !req
509. You know who I am,
and I know you're not a killer.Copy !req
510. Of course you're a killer.
You're a freak of nature.Copy !req
511. You can do whatever you want...Copy !req
512. because you can get away with it!Copy !req
513. Don't do it, red.
You're better than that.Copy !req
514. You ruined everything!Copy !req
515. Kill her!Copy !req
516. Kill her already!Copy !req
517. - You shot my partner!
- Barry, listen to me.Copy !req
518. The Trickster tried to kill you and Megan.
He is not your partner, I am.Copy !req
519. You know that!Copy !req
520. We've been through hell together.Copy !req
521. And I've always stood by you.
And I always will.Copy !req
522. For as long as you want me to.Copy !req
523. - Tina?
- Yeah.Copy !req
524. Tina.Copy !req
525. - Help!
- Jessie.Copy !req
526. Body armor.Copy !req
527. I'm not crazy, you know.Copy !req
528. I've got a bomb...Copy !req
529. and I will use it.Copy !req
530. Let her go!Copy !req
531. Megan, go after Jessie. The Flash needs
a few seconds to recover.Copy !req
532. - Like hell I do.
- Relax. Tina rewired that scooter of his.Copy !req
533. Get in!Copy !req
534. I like it.Copy !req
535. - What is this?
- I had it made for you.Copy !req
536. It's the great Trickster escape mobile.Copy !req
537. For me? Gee, after I treated you
like dirt.Copy !req
538. Hung you out to dry.Copy !req
539. I love you madly.Copy !req
540. That's why I had it equipped
with all the options.Copy !req
541. Oh, darling, it won't work.
I'm no good for you.Copy !req
542. Besides, how can I miss you
when you won't go away?Copy !req
543. Good evening, my dear.Copy !req
544. I'm Officer Murphy,
and you are under arrest.Copy !req
545. Damn!Copy !req
546. Give it up, Jessie!Copy !req
547. Join me in hell.Copy !req
548. Where's the Flash
when you really need him?Copy !req
549. Might break me out of here.Copy !req
550. They think a padded cell can stop me.
How wrong they are.Copy !req
551. This will be my polyfoam fortress.Copy !req
552. They're in for such a big surprise.Copy !req
553. Because nobody tricks the Trickster.
Nobody!Copy !req
554. Thanks, Tina.Copy !req
555. If you hadn't shown up, I'd still be
running around in those crazy boots.Copy !req
556. What would I do without you?Copy !req
557. Oh, I don't know.
Supermarket openings maybe.Copy !req
558. Never.Copy !req
559. Wow, I wish I'd have been in court.Copy !req
560. No, you wanna stay far away
from guys like Jessie.Copy !req
561. - Hey, guys.
- Hi.Copy !req
562. - Caught them out in the hallway.
- Julio left the concert tickets here.Copy !req
563. Tickets? I thought you were breaking up.Copy !req
564. Well, we had a mature discussion
about the direction of our relationship.Copy !req
565. Yeah, he came back groveling
on his hands and knees.Copy !req
566. - Well, we'd love to stay, but we got a date.
- Bye.Copy !req
567. Bet those two don't make it out
to the parking lot.Copy !req
568. - So you're off to San Francisco.
- Yeah.Copy !req
569. We have way too many goodbyes.Copy !req
570. I left something burning at the lab.
I'll see you later.Copy !req
571. We make a great team, Lockhart.
See you around.Copy !req
572. Yeah, you too, McGee.Copy !req
573. She's great. I mean,
not your average science type.Copy !req
574. Tina's the best.Copy !req
575. Look, before I put my foot
in my mouth...Copy !req
576. I think I owe you an apology.Copy !req
577. I've been a little preoccupied lately.Copy !req
578. - This I noticed.
- I'm really sorry, Barry.Copy !req
579. I've just been trying to keep my head
above water.Copy !req
580. So have you thought
about my offer?Copy !req
581. Megan, I would love to come
to San Francisco with you.Copy !req
582. - God, that's terrific! Great, Barry.
- But... But I can't.Copy !req
583. You can't?Copy !req
584. No.Copy !req
585. Central City's my home, you know?
My family is here. My friends are here.Copy !req
586. I'm just not ready to say goodbye.Copy !req
587. My loss.Copy !req
588. Well, I still have a few days
before I have to head back.Copy !req
589. Some of those long goodbyes.Copy !req
590. More goodbyes?Copy !req
591. Hey, Allen. We got work to do.Copy !req