1. You're in, lover.Copy !req
2. You are too talented.Copy !req
3. This beautiful little battery...Copy !req
4. will power suburban homes
for 10 years, for next to nothing.Copy !req
5. And by the time Star Labs
realizes it's missing...Copy !req
6. their competition will have it
in production already.Copy !req
7. - You're a genius.
- I know. Let's go.Copy !req
8. Oh, Stasia. I'm very disappointed.Copy !req
9. But frankly, not totally surprised.Copy !req
10. You see, I expected it.Copy !req
11. So did I.Copy !req
12. No hard feelings. Right, Sam?Copy !req
13. Red Line express,
door-to-door delivery.Copy !req
14. Hurry up and change.
We're running late.Copy !req
15. Me? We could've taken the car
like normal people...Copy !req
16. if you hadn't changed
so many times.Copy !req
17. What's the matter?Copy !req
18. Nothing's the matter. It's only
the end of the world as I know it.Copy !req
19. - Don't you think you're overreacting?
- You don't know my mother.Copy !req
20. Tina, slow down.Copy !req
21. - Barry, did you have to wear this jacket?
- She's not my mother.Copy !req
22. Know how your father drives you nuts?
That's me and my mother.Copy !req
23. My friends thought she was so cool,
dropping in from Paris with the latest trend.Copy !req
24. She sounds interesting.
Hipper than my dad anyway.Copy !req
25. I could never keep up with her.
I think I really disappointed her.Copy !req
26. - There you are, Tina.
- Hello, Mother.Copy !req
27. Hello, darling.Copy !req
28. Why don't you call me Jocelyn.
After all, we're both adults.Copy !req
29. My mother, Jocelyn Weller.
This is Barry Allen.Copy !req
30. - I think I mentioned him in...
- Oh, the Boy Scout.Copy !req
31. My mistake.Copy !req
32. Jerk.Copy !req
33. - And what do you do, Barry?
- I don't believe it. Barry Allen?Copy !req
34. Barry!Copy !req
35. I see that you do rather well.Copy !req
36. Don't tell me
you don't remember me.Copy !req
37. - Stasia Masters.
- It's been a long time, huh, Barry?Copy !req
38. - I haven't seen you since...
- High school.Copy !req
39. I just got back in to town
for a few days...Copy !req
40. and I guess I was just overwhelmed
to see a friendly face.Copy !req
41. Barry, do you mind?Copy !req
42. It's been terrific seeing you, Barry.
Bye.Copy !req
43. Barry, who was that?Copy !req
44. Oh, I did her homework
in high school.Copy !req
45. You did her homework,
or you were her homework?Copy !req
46. Now, help us with the luggage.Copy !req
47. I'll bet you have
an interesting secret life.Copy !req
48. Maybe this trip
won't be so dull after all.Copy !req
49. Thank you, darling. I'm here for the new
postmodern reconstructivist show.Copy !req
50. - I thought you had a car.
- Oh, it's at the lab. We'll have to stop.Copy !req
51. That's funny, my wallet's gone.Copy !req
52. This crystal is on loan from
the government.Copy !req
53. I had to pull a lot of strings
to get it here.Copy !req
54. As you can see, it focuses the laser
onto an even tighter beam...Copy !req
55. allowing more accurate nucleic
manipulation of the sample tissue.Copy !req
56. Yes, well, I'm sure that's very nice,
darling.Copy !req
57. But how can you stand working
in a place that's so sterile?Copy !req
58. It's a laboratory, Mother.Copy !req
59. Star Labs has been very good to me.
They encourage me to work on my own.Copy !req
60. Any daughter of mine
could lock herself away in such...Copy !req
61. an antiseptic environment... But then,
you are your father's daughter as well.Copy !req
62. - No cracks about Daddy.
- Sorry.Copy !req
63. There are research firms in
more civilized cities. Like New York.Copy !req
64. - Central City has a lot to offer. It...
- That's true.Copy !req
65. Did you know the corn dog
was invented here?Copy !req
66. Yeah. Okay. Wow, look at the time.Copy !req
67. I've got morning duty at my lab.
I'll just be...Copy !req
68. So you play this game too?Copy !req
69. Police sciences, forensic criminology.Copy !req
70. - Really?
- Scout's honor.Copy !req
71. From Tina's description, I expected
something rather more heroic.Copy !req
72. Really?Copy !req
73. Heroic. Yeah.Copy !req
74. I don't care.Copy !req
75. Look, we have a deal,
and you better live up to it.Copy !req
76. No.Copy !req
77. No.Copy !req
78. Listen, Fletcher, the only reason
I came back to this town...Copy !req
79. was to hook up with you.Copy !req
80. What do you mean, two days?Copy !req
81. Look, I think one of Sam's goons
is on to me.Copy !req
82. How? I don't know how.
But if I can't unload this battery...Copy !req
83. I'd like a romantic table for two,
next to that lovely blond.Copy !req
84. I gotta go.Copy !req
85. - Well, what looks good, Marceau?
- I don't know.Copy !req
86. How about the poached shark?
Or the eel?Copy !req
87. Or the rat?Copy !req
88. Buy you lunch, Stasia?Copy !req
89. Talent. How's it going?Copy !req
90. Doll face, Sam said you'd
be passing through town.Copy !req
91. Yeah? Well, give him my best.Copy !req
92. He also said you had something of his.
Maybe it's in here, huh?Copy !req
93. I can't believe you junk-food junkies
never had a Lucky Dog.Copy !req
94. These are the best,
and I should know. Go ahead.Copy !req
95. I want two chili dogs with everything,
especially that orange, shiny sauce.Copy !req
96. - Oh, Murph, that is pure grease.
- To you, Bellows.Copy !req
97. - To me, it's secret sauce. Join me?
- No, thanks.Copy !req
98. Corn dog, please.
See, I support our city's heritage.Copy !req
99. - Hey, those guys are packing.
- Stay low, Barry. We'll handle this.Copy !req
100. Freeze and drop them!Copy !req
101. Cover me!Copy !req
102. Hey, get out of the street.Copy !req
103. Go. Go!Copy !req
104. Murph, I lost the other guy.Copy !req
105. Things really got nuts after
that cowboy showed up.Copy !req
106. - Cowboy?
- Yeah.Copy !req
107. - Right before the Flash saved my neck.
- Oh, now it's the Flash and Pecos Bill.Copy !req
108. Partner, your brain
is a-jingle-jangle-jingling.Copy !req
109. Fletcher. I was right,
Tom's got a line on me.Copy !req
110. Now look, if I'm gonna wait for you,
I'm gonna need some help.Copy !req
111. What do you mean,
that's my problem?Copy !req
112. Okay. Okay, I'll handle it, Fletcher.Copy !req
113. But you've got exactly 48 hours
to show up...Copy !req
114. or I'm gonna throw this damn battery
in the river.Copy !req
115. Yeah, I love you too.Copy !req
116. I'm dead. I'm dead.Copy !req
117. I gotta find someplace to hide. L...Copy !req
118. I've gotta find someone to help me.Copy !req
119. Out of nowhere, this woman
plants a lip-lock on me, right?Copy !req
120. It's Stasia. Haven't seen her in 15 years,
since she streaked high school graduation.Copy !req
121. - You two were an item?
- No, she ran with a different crowd.Copy !req
122. Bikers, outlaws.
I tutored her in chemistry.Copy !req
123. - When you guys getting together?
- What?Copy !req
124. Come on, dinner, dancing,
skydiving, whatever.Copy !req
125. - This isn't high school.
- That's the thing.Copy !req
126. It was so fast,
I didn't get her number.Copy !req
127. Who says you don't get
a second chance in this life?Copy !req
128. Stasia.Copy !req
129. You know, I never would've
figured you for a cop, Barry.Copy !req
130. I thought you'd be teaching
somewhere.Copy !req
131. Helping all those eager young coeds
with their homework.Copy !req
132. What are you doing here?Copy !req
133. Must have fallen into my purse.Copy !req
134. You know, when we were kissing.Copy !req
135. Every penny's there. You can count it.Copy !req
136. Stasia Masters, this is Julio Mendez.Copy !req
137. Hi. I heard a lot about you.Copy !req
138. It's hard to believe you and Barry
were in the same class.Copy !req
139. Yeah. Well, I better go. There's
a science crime I have to prevent.Copy !req
140. - It was nice meeting you.
- Likewise.Copy !req
141. So who would have thought,
after all these years, huh?Copy !req
142. Well, a lot of things have changed
around here. The city, me.Copy !req
143. Tell me about it.Copy !req
144. - Well...
- What about this Flash?Copy !req
145. I mean, where'd this guy come from?Copy !req
146. Your guess is as good as mine, really.Copy !req
147. Unclassifiable urban phenomena,
you know.Copy !req
148. - Real mystery man, huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
149. What made you come back
to Central City?Copy !req
150. Rendezvous with an old boyfriend.Copy !req
151. I thought something was still there...Copy !req
152. but things went bad real fast.Copy !req
153. He became very abusive.Copy !req
154. Story of my life, huh?Copy !req
155. Maybe I wouldn't be so screwed up if
I'd dated someone like you in high school.Copy !req
156. Anyway, now that my plans
have been shot to hell...Copy !req
157. I gotta figure out
what I'm gonna do next.Copy !req
158. I tried calling a couple of my old friends,
but I didn't have much luck.Copy !req
159. I guess I should try
and find a hotel...Copy !req
160. but hotels are so cold. Lonely.Copy !req
161. Well, I...Copy !req
162. You could stay at my...
You could stay with me.Copy !req
163. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
164. Oh, Barry, you are a lifesaver.
Thank you.Copy !req
165. Hey, you.Copy !req
166. I didn't hear you, Sam.
You scared the pants off...Copy !req
167. You.Copy !req
168. - Keep your pants on, Talent.
- How the hell do you do that?Copy !req
169. It's all done with mirrors...Copy !req
170. and stolen technology.Copy !req
171. - Where's Stasia?
- Well, I had her, but I lost her.Copy !req
172. A little interference from
a local creep. The Flash.Copy !req
173. The guy gives me the willies.
Comes out of nowhere, then, zip...Copy !req
174. he's gone. Can't be human.
Ectoplasm, that's what I think.Copy !req
175. Well, Flash or no Flash, I want you
to find Stasia and bring her to me.Copy !req
176. Sure. But I'm telling you, as a friend,
that girl is no-good.Copy !req
177. Just find Stasia. And make sure
she has the battery, okay?Copy !req
178. - Okay.
- The Central City Star Labs...Copy !req
179. has something of interest.
I think I'll put in an appearance.Copy !req
180. Better check that guy
for ectoplasm too.Copy !req
181. Mother... Jocelyn.Copy !req
182. I'm on my way home.Copy !req
183. Where are you going?Copy !req
184. But I was cooking dinner tonight.Copy !req
185. Okay.Copy !req
186. You have the spare keys?Copy !req
187. Right. Fine.Copy !req
188. McGee, you forget your keys again,
you're fired.Copy !req
189. Oh, my God!Copy !req
190. Damn it. Wrong one.Copy !req
191. I tried the extinguisher,
but it didn't work.Copy !req
192. What is this damn mime doing here?
He just popped out of nowhere.Copy !req
193. Hey, where are you going?
Put the fire out.Copy !req
194. Wait!Copy !req
195. I'm losing my mind.Copy !req
196. - Dinner was sensational. Thank you.
- Yeah, what I could see of it.Copy !req
197. - Was that place dark enough?
- Oh, it wasn't that bad.Copy !req
198. Listen, I want to thank you
for letting me stay here.Copy !req
199. I really do feel safe with you.Copy !req
200. So bottom line on this Flash,
did somebody build him?Copy !req
201. - Build him?
- Yeah.Copy !req
202. What do you mean?
Like some kind of...Copy !req
203. mad scientist? Some Professor Zoom...?
- Sure. Some eccentric professor...Copy !req
204. in some top-secret lab somewhere. Think
of the fortune to be made on that research.Copy !req
205. You know, all we did through dinner
was talk about the Flash.Copy !req
206. - I'm feeling left out.
- Yeah?Copy !req
207. - Yeah.
- Are you jealous?Copy !req
208. - A little.
- Good.Copy !req
209. Hello?Copy !req
210. Yeah, this is his place. Who's this?Copy !req
211. Hold on a second.Copy !req
212. - Tina.
- Tina? Tina, hi.Copy !req
213. Slow down.Copy !req
214. What?Copy !req
215. All right, yeah. I'll be right over. Yeah.Copy !req
216. Yeah, sure. Bye. Bye.Copy !req
217. - I gotta go.
- What, are you and Tina...?Copy !req
218. Just friends. We're intimate,
yet platonic.Copy !req
219. You know something,
you really are a nice guy.Copy !req
220. Yeah, well...Copy !req
221. - Make yourself at home.
- Okay.Copy !req
222. - I might be a while.
- All right.Copy !req
223. - Hurry back.
- Yeah.Copy !req
224. Bye.Copy !req
225. Yes.Copy !req
226. Don't even think about using this
as a chew toy, Fido...Copy !req
227. or you're not gonna have a tail
to wag.Copy !req
228. You see what I mean? No burns, nothing.Copy !req
229. - Mimes, vanishing firemen.
- You're not the only one hallucinating.Copy !req
230. I saw a cowboy, complete with rope tricks,
evaporate in front of me.Copy !req
231. I don't know your excuse is,
but I think my mother...Copy !req
232. is pushing me over the edge.
- What? Come on. She just got here.Copy !req
233. Yes, and we quarreled all afternoon.Copy !req
234. - You need some tea.
- The heating coils are broken.Copy !req
235. Not a problem.Copy !req
236. It's as if she resents me for not going
with her when she left my father.Copy !req
237. Why didn't you?Copy !req
238. I was 13 years old. He was crushed.Copy !req
239. All of a sudden, I had to play grownup
and take care of him.Copy !req
240. I didn't think Mother wanted
to be burdened with a daughter...Copy !req
241. while she was finding herself.Copy !req
242. Here, have some tea.Copy !req
243. Tina, what's this?Copy !req
244. I guess you're not so crazy
as you thought.Copy !req
245. That's the most sophisticated
image projection I've ever seen.Copy !req
246. - But why? Some practical joke?
- Maybe, it's a distraction for a theft.Copy !req
247. That crystal in the laser sight.Copy !req
248. - But it's still in its housing.
- Is it?Copy !req
249. Tina, you've been robbed.Copy !req
250. That crystal's irreplaceable.
It cost a fortune.Copy !req
251. - Between this and the California robbery...
- California?Copy !req
252. A prototype long-term generator was
taken from our Silicon Valley branch.Copy !req
253. My God, Barry,
what am I gonna do?Copy !req
254. - It's not your fault.
- Yes, it is.Copy !req
255. The Research Bureau didn't want the crystal
to leave Washington, but I insisted.Copy !req
256. If we don't get this crystal back,
I'm gonna lose my job.Copy !req
257. Then we'll get it back.Copy !req
258. Now, a stone that unique would probably
have to be cut before it was sold, right?Copy !req
259. A high-density crystal, if it could be
cut at all, would need a powerful laser.Copy !req
260. All right, then if the thief
is attempting to cut it...Copy !req
261. we can track abnormal power surges
through the city.Copy !req
262. I can break into Water and Power.Copy !req
263. Fox and Broom.Copy !req
264. The hotel on Fantino.Copy !req
265. Damn it. It's useless. I can't cut it.Copy !req
266. - It's gonna be hard to sell at that size.
- Yeah, but not impossible.Copy !req
267. It's just gonna take a little more time
to find the right buyer. But when I do...Copy !req
268. Seven figures?Copy !req
269. Maybe eight.Copy !req
270. Now, what about the girl?Copy !req
271. - She dropped out of circulation.
- Find her, Talent. You owe me.Copy !req
272. You know, maybe if I try splitting
the crystal on a different axis.Copy !req
273. Sam...Copy !req
274. I don't think you should slice
the rock at all.Copy !req
275. I'd rather sell it for one big score.Copy !req
276. Be smart, Talent.Copy !req
277. You haven't the faintest idea how
to move that stone into the market.Copy !req
278. I'll learn.Copy !req
279. Hey. Where do you
think you're going?Copy !req
280. Well, since you're obviously
not working for me anymore...Copy !req
281. I guess I'll have to find Stasia myself.
- It's not gonna work that way, Sam.Copy !req
282. Oh, really? What are you gonna do,
kill me right here? I don't think so.Copy !req
283. In here, gentlemen. He's the one
who stole the Star Labs crystal.Copy !req
284. Hold on. You got the wrong guy.
What's the deal here?Copy !req
285. You're bought, aren't you?
Scudder, you lousy...Copy !req
286. Thank you, officers.Copy !req
287. I hope you didn't disturb
the other guests.Copy !req
288. Well, the Flash.Copy !req
289. Did you know that
three East Coast crime families...Copy !req
290. have commissioned studies on you?
- I want the Star Labs' crystal.Copy !req
291. - Who put you on to me? Was it the girl?
- What girl?Copy !req
292. Look...Copy !req
293. how much for you to forget
you ever saw me, take a walk?Copy !req
294. I'm not for sale.Copy !req
295. Everybody has his price.Copy !req
296. - I've seen this picture.
- I don't think I'm there anymore.Copy !req
297. Come on, Fletcher.Copy !req
298. It's me.Copy !req
299. Yeah, I still got the battery.Copy !req
300. But the longer I have to squat in
this burg, the higher the price.Copy !req
301. You don't show by tomorrow night,
the deal is off.Copy !req
302. You know, some things
I'll put up with.Copy !req
303. But getting double-crossed
by the woman I love...Copy !req
304. is definitely not one of them, babe.Copy !req
305. - Sam, you don't know how good...
- What?Copy !req
306. "How good it is to see you"?
You left me for the wolves, Stasia.Copy !req
307. If I'd have been out 10 seconds longer,
they would've caught me.Copy !req
308. But you...Copy !req
309. you were too confident.Copy !req
310. You left a trail like a tracer bullet.Copy !req
311. All I had to do was...Copy !req
312. check your credit cards,
call your travel agent.Copy !req
313. Sam, you gotta believe me, baby.Copy !req
314. I didn't wanna do it. I was in trouble.
I owed some people money.Copy !req
315. Save it. Save it for a new sucker.Copy !req
316. I want the battery. Now.Copy !req
317. - I sold it.
- Yeah, you sold it?Copy !req
318. - I got a line on something...
- You always got a line.Copy !req
319. I do, baby. I got a line on
the mother lode this time.Copy !req
320. Make me believe.Copy !req
321. I can get you the Flash.Copy !req
322. You're lying.Copy !req
323. - No. I'm not.
- Yeah, you're lying.Copy !req
324. I swear to you. I sold the battery
to this eccentric scientist.Copy !req
325. - Guy calls himself Professor Zoom.
- Professor Zoom?Copy !req
326. Yeah. Turns out he's the guy
who created the Flash.Copy !req
327. Some sort of bioengineering process,
something like that.Copy !req
328. And he's willing to give you
the formula, huh?Copy !req
329. Well, come on, baby,
I can convince him. You know?Copy !req
330. Don't be too persuasive, love. Okay?Copy !req
331. Come on, he's the paranoid type.
You know how these geniuses are.Copy !req
332. - Yeah?
- I'll probably have to be alone...Copy !req
333. to arrange a meet.
- Yeah?Copy !req
334. But just think of it. Think of the price
the Flash will bring on the market.Copy !req
335. Think of the money.Copy !req
336. You can play with my heart...Copy !req
337. but messing with my business
is gonna get you hurt.Copy !req
338. I have a reputation to uphold.Copy !req
339. You have 24 hours.Copy !req
340. But the next few, they belong to me.Copy !req
341. You must have had a great time
last night to look this wasted.Copy !req
342. - I got no sleep at all last night, all right?
- You dog.Copy !req
343. - Come on, give me details.
- No details, no story.Copy !req
344. I left the apartment for a couple of hours.
And when I got back, she was gone.Copy !req
345. - That's not a good sign.
- No.Copy !req
346. Stasia's playing some kind of a game.
I'm being used.Copy !req
347. I'd be willing to bet the farm
that you'd stand in line for more abuse.Copy !req
348. Barry.Copy !req
349. Barry, look.Copy !req
350. Every guy has a woman in his life that
will pop up out of nowhere and just...Copy !req
351. turn his whole world upside down.
In my case, it was Elena Tobias.Copy !req
352. I don't have any idea what
she's been up to for the last 15 years.Copy !req
353. Well, if it's bad, we're definitely
in the position to find out.Copy !req
354. No.Copy !req
355. Oh, no. No, Julio, come on,
that wouldn't be right.Copy !req
356. Come on. No one would know
that you're checking.Copy !req
357. How bad could it be?Copy !req
358. - Anastasia Masters.
- All right.Copy !req
359. Hey, look, you have no choice, pal.
You're a cop, all right?Copy !req
360. Take a look. Just petty larceny.
Six months served when she was 20.Copy !req
361. Until you get to her last arrest
four years ago.Copy !req
362. Industrial sabotage. Hooked up
with a guy named Scudder.Copy !req
363. Used high-tech holograms.
Nicknamed Mirror Master.Copy !req
364. The file on him is very thin.Copy !req
365. So your dream date and Scudder
are connected.Copy !req
366. Her dance cards and our mug books
have a lot in common.Copy !req
367. I don't wanna believe Stasia's involved
with the crystal theft...Copy !req
368. but anything new on those mirror disks?
- Stolen from a government laboratory...Copy !req
369. along with a holographic camera
small enough to wear on your wrist.Copy !req
370. Oh, I'm so depressed about this robbery,
I can barely talk about it.Copy !req
371. I didn't actually see the crystal in
the hotel room, but I believe it was there.Copy !req
372. And I'm sure the man
was Samuel Scudder.Copy !req
373. I'll get that crystal back for you.
And the first step is to find Stasia.Copy !req
374. - Meanwhile, how do I deal with this?
- Oh, this. Well...Copy !req
375. the way to get through these things is,
you never talk much about the work. Okay?Copy !req
376. And when you do, try to use "duality"
and "juxtaposition" in the same sentence.Copy !req
377. It is without a doubt
a skillful juxtaposition of duality.Copy !req
378. This is one of the most
beautiful paintings I've ever seen.Copy !req
379. A perfect marriage of line and color.Copy !req
380. I will take it, sir. It's magnificent.Copy !req
381. I'm glad you both could make it.
The work's going over awfully well.Copy !req
382. - This city's starved for culture.
- I'm just starved. See you in a minute.Copy !req
383. I must say, Barry's quite a surprise.Copy !req
384. - He's not like the men you used to date.
- How would you know?Copy !req
385. You were never around to see the men
I went out with.Copy !req
386. Well, they were so straight
and academic. Like your husband.Copy !req
387. You never knew David. He was
a sweet, funny, passionate man.Copy !req
388. You never even made it to the funeral.Copy !req
389. - I meant to. I was just in the middle of...
- Damned right.Copy !req
390. - Always in the middle of something.
- Tina!Copy !req
391. You ran out on my father and you ran
out on me. If you want a daughter...Copy !req
392. start acting like a mother.Copy !req
393. You going after her?Copy !req
394. - I have a show to deal with.
- Jocelyn, wait.Copy !req
395. Tina's going through a hard time
right now.Copy !req
396. She might lose her job
over the crystal robbery.Copy !req
397. I think it would help
if you would just talk to her.Copy !req
398. Let her know you're concerned.Copy !req
399. Yes, I suppose I should.Copy !req
400. Perhaps when I'm through
with all of this.Copy !req
401. Oh, it looks like they're selling
another picture.Copy !req
402. Excuse me.Copy !req
403. You probably hate me, huh?Copy !req
404. I'm sorry I disappeared on you
last night.Copy !req
405. - I guess you think I'm pretty terrible.
- According to your rap sheet.Copy !req
406. - My rap sheet?
- Yeah, when you didn't come back...Copy !req
407. I guess my cop instincts took over,
what can I say?Copy !req
408. All right, Barry. I admit it. I'm no angel.
But I've gone straight.Copy !req
409. - I have. Honestly.
- What about your boyfriend, Scudder?Copy !req
410. - I can explain that.
- Explain it to the feds.Copy !req
411. No, wait a second, Barry.
You can't do that.Copy !req
412. Okay. Okay, Scudder and I
were involved.Copy !req
413. But I wanted to get out of that life.
But he's tracked me here.Copy !req
414. That's why I left last night. I only just
got away from him, and now he's back.Copy !req
415. Please, Barry. You gotta protect me
from him. Please?Copy !req
416. I don't trust you, Stasia.Copy !req
417. But Scudder stole something
from a friend of mine at Star Labs...Copy !req
418. and I want it back.Copy !req
419. So helping me is gonna help you too.
Right?Copy !req
420. He's really a cool dude.
I think he'll lend you the money.Copy !req
421. - What? You want me to do what?
- Be Professor Zoom.Copy !req
422. You'll pretend to be the guy
who invented the Flash.Copy !req
423. Oh, come on. Why would
Scudder ever buy that?Copy !req
424. Because the Flash has a big secret,
which means he's a valuable commodity.Copy !req
425. Scudder can't afford to pass it up.Copy !req
426. So, what we're gonna do is get him to
trade the crystal for the Flash's formula.Copy !req
427. - It will never work.
- Trust me. Come on.Copy !req
428. All right, how are we gonna convince
Scudder that I'm Professor Zoom?Copy !req
429. Attitude, baby. Attitude. Now, wait.
Now let's lose these immediately.Copy !req
430. Put these on.Copy !req
431. Very nice. Where did you get these,
a trash can?Copy !req
432. Don't be such a baby. Now remember,
you are Professor Zoom.Copy !req
433. - I am Professor Zoom.
- Brilliant and unstable.Copy !req
434. I want you to stay here.
I'm gonna go find Scudder.Copy !req
435. Keep an eye on him, please.
Give him a drink.Copy !req
436. A kamikaze.Copy !req
437. You meet me at Central Rail Station tonight.
I'm not gonna last another day here.Copy !req
438. Now, you don't show,
you can forget about the battery.Copy !req
439. Oh, and if I play my cards right, I might
just have something else to sell you.Copy !req
440. Something that sparkles. Be there.Copy !req
441. - Barry? You see what I mean?
- It is you.Copy !req
442. - That's a nice 'do, man.
- Act like you don't know me.Copy !req
443. - That won't be tough.
- Wait, wait. Wait a minute.Copy !req
444. Are you undercover,
or is this your secret life?Copy !req
445. No! If you don't want Garfield to find out
who used the lab for a stag party...Copy !req
446. - What did you say?
- Nothing.Copy !req
447. What? You told me Roger
wasn't having a stag party.Copy !req
448. He didn't. I wouldn't lie to you.Copy !req
449. - Come on. We'll meet him in the back.
- Okay.Copy !req
450. Back here.Copy !req
451. - Now remember, be Zoom.
- I am Zoom.Copy !req
452. - No, thanks.
- Nothing.Copy !req
453. Sometimes it's hard to believe
anything you see.Copy !req
454. Anything.Copy !req
455. These you can believe.Copy !req
456. So you're Zoom.Copy !req
457. - How come I've never heard of you?
- I try to keep a low profile.Copy !req
458. A man of my talent would be
swamped...Copy !req
459. with requests and offers.
I do not like the attention.Copy !req
460. - And you created the Flash?
- Among other things.Copy !req
461. You may not know, but I
also invented the video game...Copy !req
462. the LaserDisc, the microwave oven,
the digital watch.Copy !req
463. - Of course, others take credit for...
- Shall we get down to business, please?Copy !req
464. I think the three of us
should work together.Copy !req
465. And just what am I supposed
to bring to this deal?Copy !req
466. I understand that you have...Copy !req
467. the laser crystal that disappeared
from Star Labs.Copy !req
468. The secrets of the Flash
for the crystal?Copy !req
469. Exactly.Copy !req
470. May I see the crystal?Copy !req
471. A show of good faith is gonna
require a little more than that.Copy !req
472. - The battery she sold you.
- Battery?Copy !req
473. The battery she sold...Copy !req
474. - She's played us both for suckers.
- Stop! Central City Police.Copy !req
475. You're under arrest for dealing
in stolen goods.Copy !req
476. Snakes! Snakes!Copy !req
477. Interesting look, Barry. But aren't you
a few years ahead of yourself on the hair?Copy !req
478. - Where have you been?
- I went over to Tina's apartment...Copy !req
479. but she wasn't there.
She hasn't been back, has she?Copy !req
480. No.Copy !req
481. What an evening. I did well tonight.Copy !req
482. These kids are gonna be
very successful.Copy !req
483. - It doesn't really matter, though.
- It doesn't matter?Copy !req
484. What difference does it make
if I've ruined my relationship with Tina?Copy !req
485. Why don't you just talk to her?Copy !req
486. Oh, excuse me, Father,
the gallery's closed.Copy !req
487. Barry!Copy !req
488. An art gallery is a great front.Copy !req
489. And you must be their dealer.Copy !req
490. Yes, I'm a dealer.Copy !req
491. - What's this all about?
- English, huh?Copy !req
492. It's an international operation. Okay,
Your Highness, you're coming with me.Copy !req
493. Zoom. Or should I say...Copy !req
494. Barry Allen?Copy !req
495. Now, tell me, what's a cop doing
trafficking in stolen technology?Copy !req
496. Let her go. She has nothing
to do with this.Copy !req
497. Answer a few questions then.
The Flash at my hotel room?Copy !req
498. - Cooperating with the police.
- And the tricks at the bar?Copy !req
499. - Sleight of hand rigged for the sting.
- I think I missed something.Copy !req
500. - What happened at what bar?
- Let her go, Scudder.Copy !req
501. Don't be silly. She's Stasia's
European connection.Copy !req
502. I heard her tell you on the phone the other
night to meet her at Central Station.Copy !req
503. You think I'm a black marketeer?Copy !req
504. - Oh, that's funny.
- The battery at Star Labs West...Copy !req
505. Stasia stole it from you.
- And now she's played you for a sap too.Copy !req
506. She thought she could get her hands
on the battery and the crystal.Copy !req
507. I think I'll head her off at the station.Copy !req
508. Imagine her surprise when she sees me
instead of you.Copy !req
509. Oh, by the way, if you look in the mirror,
you'll see I've left something for you.Copy !req
510. The laser couldn't cut through
the crystal...Copy !req
511. but it's more than able to cut a nice
clean hole through the two of you.Copy !req
512. Reflecting the beam is just a flourish.Copy !req
513. They don't call me the Mirror Master
for nothing.Copy !req
514. You've got about
three and a half minutes.Copy !req
515. Enjoy them.Copy !req
516. - Where's Barry? And where's my mother?
- I don't know. Maybe they eloped.Copy !req
517. With your boyfriend? I'm fed up
with your games. I'm calling the police.Copy !req
518. Put it down.Copy !req
519. Now!Copy !req
520. Now, I want you to sit down
and shut up.Copy !req
521. I don't want you to make a move
until I'm out that door. You hear me?Copy !req
522. - Thanks, doll.
- Wait a second. Wait a second.Copy !req
523. You turn me into the cops, you are never
gonna find your mother and Barry.Copy !req
524. Think about it.Copy !req
525. Start talking.Copy !req
526. I'm supposed to meet my fence
at Central Station to sell him the battery.Copy !req
527. Scudder's been second-guessing me
ever since I got to this place.Copy !req
528. - So maybe he knows about the meet.
- Maybe he doesn't.Copy !req
529. I'm the only shot you've got, McGee.
So I suggest we get going.Copy !req
530. What do you say?Copy !req
531. - What's happening?
- I don't know...Copy !req
532. but I think I'm getting loose.Copy !req
533. - Does this happen to you a lot?
- Yeah.Copy !req
534. But usually Tina's around
to help me out.Copy !req
535. Tina?Copy !req
536. Yeah.Copy !req
537. There's more to your daughter
than you realize.Copy !req
538. - Yes, I suppose there is.
- Right now, you call the police.Copy !req
539. I'm headed to Central Station.Copy !req
540. - Stasia.
- Oh, Fletch, baby.Copy !req
541. You don't know how good it is to
see you. Did you bring the money?Copy !req
542. - Who's your friend?
- This is Tina.Copy !req
543. She's gonna be working with us.Copy !req
544. - Show me the battery.
- It belongs to Star Labs.Copy !req
545. Now put the briefcase down
and hands up.Copy !req
546. Oh, nice move, McGee. Now what?Copy !req
547. Now I take the cash and the battery.Copy !req
548. I love double jeopardy.
Come on, the battery.Copy !req
549. Wrong, Scudder.
This is the lightning round.Copy !req
550. Yeah? Let's see how well you do
in a crowd.Copy !req
551. I've had enough of you. All 12 of you.Copy !req
552. Here's your crystal. Where's Stasia?Copy !req
553. I don't know,
but she's got the money.Copy !req
554. Baby, I am rid of Scudder at last.Copy !req
555. What do you say we just take
this money and run away to...?Copy !req
556. Oh, I don't know.
How about Istanbul?Copy !req
557. No, I've been there.
How about Mexico?Copy !req
558. I hear Leavenworth's lovely
this time of year.Copy !req
559. Come on, buddy, let's go.
You're coming with us.Copy !req
560. Oh, Barry.Copy !req
561. How come I always fall
for the right guy at the wrong time?Copy !req
562. Bad study habits maybe?Copy !req
563. All right, lady, you too.
Out of the cab.Copy !req
564. - Thanks for the lift to the train station.
- Don't be silly.Copy !req
565. It's the least I could do.Copy !req
566. And really, best of luck
with this group of artists.Copy !req
567. You too. Best of luck
with your research.Copy !req
568. This is idiotic. You're my mother,
for God's sakes.Copy !req
569. I don't want to do this anymore.Copy !req
570. And don't you run out on me again.
Please.Copy !req
571. Oh, sweetie.Copy !req
572. I had to leave your father.Copy !req
573. But leaving you hurt the most.
I never felt part of your life.Copy !req
574. And when David died, l...Copy !req
575. I just didn't know what to say.Copy !req
576. Look, we've got so much to talk about.Copy !req
577. I need a vacation soon.
We could meet in New York.Copy !req
578. I have to go to London...Copy !req
579. I'll cancel it.Copy !req
580. New York would be fabulous.Copy !req
581. You know, Mother, you can be
a real pain sometimes. But I love you.Copy !req
582. I've had it with both of you.Copy !req
583. I'm only gonna say this once.
I am freezing in here! So just...Copy !req
584. Just stop it with
the cool British reserve, all right?Copy !req
585. - You're family, for God's sake.
- He's so American.Copy !req
586. Barry, relax. It's all under control.Copy !req
587. - It is?
- Don't make me use this.Copy !req
588. Oh, not the mime.
Anything but the mime.Copy !req