1. You're in, lover.
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2. You are too talented.
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3. This beautiful little battery...
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4. will power a suburban home
for 10 years, for next to nothing.
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5. And by the time Star Labs
realizes it's missing...
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6. their competition will have it
in production already.
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7. - You're a genius.
- I know. Let's go.
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8. Oh, Stasia. I'm very disappointed.
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9. But frankly, not totally surprised.
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10. You see, I expected it.
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11. So did I.
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12. No hard feelings. Right, Sam?
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13. Red Line express,
door-to-door delivery.
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14. Now, hurry up and change.
We're running late.
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15. Me? We could've taken the car
like normal people...
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16. if you hadn't changed
so many times.
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17. What's the matter?
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18. Nothing's the matter. It's only
the end of the world as I know it.
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19. - Don't you think you're overreacting?
- You don't know my mother.
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20. Tina, slow down.
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21. - Barry, did you have to wear this jacket?
- She's not my mother.
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22. Know how your father drives you nuts?
That's me and my mother.
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23. My friends thought she was so cool...
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24. dropping in from Paris
with the latest trend.
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25. She sounds interesting.
Hipper than my dad anyway.
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26. I could never keep up with her.
I think I really disappointed her.
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27. - There you are, Tina.
- Hello, Mother.
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28. Hello, darling.
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29. Why don't you call me Jocelyn.
After all, we're both adults.
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30. This is my mother, Jocelyn Weller.
This is Barry Allen.
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31. - I think I mentioned him in—
- Oh, the Boy Scout.
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32. My mistake.
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33. Jerk.
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34. - And what do you do, Barry?
- I don't believe it. Barry Allen?
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35. Barry!
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36. I see that you do rather well.
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37. Don't tell me
you don't remember me.
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38. - Stasia Masters.
- It's been a long time, huh, Barry?
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39. - I haven't seen you since—
- High school.
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40. I just got back in to town
for a few days...
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41. and I guess I was just overwhelmed
to see a friendly face.
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42. Barry, do you mind?
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43. - Hmm?
It's been terrific seeing you, Barry. Bye.
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44. Barry, who was that?
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45. Oh, I, um— I did her homework
in high school.
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46. You did her homework,
or you were her homework?
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47. Now, help us with the luggage.
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48. I'll bet you have
an interesting secret life.
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49. Maybe this trip
won't be so dull after all.
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50. Thank you, darling. I'm here for the new
postmodern reconstructivist show.
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51. - Oh, I thought you had a car.
- Oh, it's at the lab. We'll have to stop.
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52. That's funny, my wallet's gone.
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53. This crystal is on loan from
the government.
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54. I had to pull a lot of strings
to get it here.
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55. As you can see, it focuses the laser
onto an even tighter beam...
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56. allowing more accurate nucleic
manipulation of the sample tissue.
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57. Yes, well, I'm sure that's very nice,
darling.
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58. But how can you stand working
in a place that's so sterile?
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59. It's a laboratory, Mother.
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60. Star Labs has been very good to me.
They encourage me to work on my own.
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61. Any daughter of mine
could lock herself away in such...
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62. an antiseptic environment... But then,
you are your father's daughter as well.
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63. - No cracks about Daddy.
- Sorry.
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64. There are research firms in
more civilized cities. Like New York.
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65. - Central City has a lot to offer. It—
- That's true.
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66. Did you know the corn dog
was invented here?
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67. Yeah. Uh, okay, uh...
Wow, look at the time.
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68. I've got morning duty at my lab.
I'll just be...
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69. Oh. So you play this game too?
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70. Police sciences, forensic criminology.
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71. - Really?
- Scout's honor.
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72. From Tina's description, I expected
something rather more heroic.
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73. Really?
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74. Heroic. Yeah.
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75. I don't care.
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76. Look, we have a deal,
and you better live up to it.
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77. No.
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78. No.
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79. Listen, Fletcher, the only reason
I came back to this town...
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80. was to hook up with you.
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81. What do you mean, two days?
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82. Look, I think one of Sam's goons
is on to me.
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83. How? I don't know how.
But if I can't unload this battery—
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84. I'd like a romantic table for two,
next to that lovely blond.
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85. I gotta go.
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86. - Well, what looks good, Marceau?
I don't know.
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87. How about the poached shark?
Or the eel?
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88. Or the rat?
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89. Buy you lunch, Stasia?
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90. Talent. How's it going?
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91. Doll face, Sam said you'd
be passing through town.
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92. Yeah? Well, give him my best.
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93. He also said you had something of his.
Maybe it's in here, huh?
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94. I can't believe you junk-food
junkies never had one.
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95. These are the best,
and I should know. Go ahead.
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96. I want two chili dogs with everything,
especially that orange, shiny sauce.
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97. - Oh, Murph, that is pure grease.
- To you, Bellows.
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98. - To me, it's secret sauce. Join me?
- No, thanks.
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99. Corn dog, please.
See, I support our city's heritage.
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100. Whoa!
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101. - Hey, those guys are packing.
- Stay low, Barry. We'll handle this.
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102. Freeze and drop them!
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103. Cover me!
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104. Hey, get out of the street.
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105. Go. Go!
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106. Murph, I lost the other guy.
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107. Things really got nuts after
that cowboy showed up.
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108. - Cowboy?
- Yeah.
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109. - Right before the Flash saved my neck.
- Oh, now it's the Flash and Pecos Bill.
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110. Partner, your brain
is a-jingle-jangle-jingling.
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111. Fletcher. I was right,
Tom's got a line on me.
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112. Now look, if I'm gonna wait for you,
I'm gonna need some help.
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113. What do you mean,
that's my problem?
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114. Okay. Okay, I'll handle it, Fletcher.
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115. But you've got exactly 48 hours
to show up...
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116. or I'm gonna throw this damn battery
in the river.
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117. Yeah, I love you too.
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118. I'm dead. I'm dead.
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119. I gotta find someplace to hide. I—
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120. I've gotta find someone to help me.
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121. Out of nowhere, this woman
plants a lip-lock on me, right?
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122. It's Stasia. Haven't seen her
in 15 years...
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123. since she streaked
high school graduation.
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124. You two were an item?
- No, she ran with a different crowd.
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125. Bikers, outlaws.
I tutored her in chemistry.
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126. - When you guys getting together?
- What?
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127. Come on, dinner, dancing,
skydiving, whatever.
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128. - This isn't high school.
That's the thing.
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129. It was so fast,
I didn't get her number.
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130. Who says you don't get
a second chance in this life?
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131. - Stasia.
- You know, I never would've figured...
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132. you for a cop, Barry. I thought
you'd be teaching somewhere.
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133. Helping all those eager young coeds
with their homework.
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134. Well, what are you doing here?
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135. Must have fallen into my purse.
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136. You know, when we were kissing.
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137. Every penny's there. You can count it.
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138. Oh, um, Stasia Masters,
this is Julio Mendez.
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139. Hi. I heard a lot about you.
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140. It's hard to believe you and Barry
were in the same class.
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141. Uh, yeah. Well, I better go. There's
a science crime I have to prevent.
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142. - It was nice meeting you.
- Likewise.
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143. So who would have thought,
after all these years, huh?
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144. Well, a lot of things
have changed around here. The city, me.
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145. Tell me about it.
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146. - Well...
- What about this Flash?
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147. I mean, where'd this guy come from?
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148. Um, your guess is
as good as mine, really.
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149. Unclassifiable urban phenomena,
you know.
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150. - Real mystery man, huh?
- Yeah.
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151. Yeah.
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152. What made you come back
to Central City?
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153. Rendezvous with an old boyfriend.
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154. I thought something was still there...
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155. but things went bad real fast.
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156. He became very abusive.
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157. Story of my life, huh?
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158. Maybe I wouldn't be so screwed up if...
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159. I'd dated someone like you
in high school.
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160. Anyway, now that my plans
have been shot to hell...
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161. I gotta figure out
what I'm gonna do next.
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162. I tried calling a couple of my old friends,
but I didn't have much luck.
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163. I guess I should try
and find a hotel...
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164. but hotels are so cold. Lonely.
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165. Well, I, um...
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166. You could stay at my—
You could stay with me.
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167. - Really?
- Yeah.
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168. Oh, Barry, you are a lifesaver.
Thank you.
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169. Hey, you.
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170. I didn't hear you, Sam.
You scared the pants off—
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171. You.
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172. - Keep your pants on, Talent.
- How the hell do you do that?
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173. It's all done with mirrors...
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174. and stolen technology.
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175. - Where's Stasia?
- Well, I had her, but I lost her.
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176. A little interference from
a local creep. The Flash.
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177. The guy gives me the willies.
Comes out of nowhere, then, zip...
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178. he's gone. Can't be human.
Ectoplasm, that's what I think.
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179. Well, Flash or no Flash, I want you
to find Stasia and bring her to me.
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180. Sure. But I'm telling you, as a friend,
that girl is no-good.
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181. Just find Stasia. And make sure
she has the battery, okay?
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182. - Okay.
- The Central City Star Labs...
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183. has something of interest.
I think I'll put in an appearance.
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184. Better check that guy
for ectoplasm too.
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185. Mother— Jocelyn.
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186. I'm on my way home.
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187. Where are you going?
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188. But I was cooking dinner tonight.
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189. Oh. Okay.
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190. You have the spare keys?
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191. Right. Fine.
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192. McGee, you forget
your keys again, you're fired.
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193. Oh, my God!
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194. Damn it. Wrong one.
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195. I tried the extinguisher,
but it didn't work.
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196. What is this damn mime doing here?
He just popped out of nowhere.
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197. Hey, where are you going?
Put the fire out.
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198. Wait!
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199. I'm losing my mind.
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200. - Dinner was sensational. Thank you.
- Yeah, what I could see of it.
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201. - Was that place dark enough?
- Oh, it wasn't that bad.
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202. Listen, um, I want to thank you
for letting me stay here.
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203. I really do feel safe with you.
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204. So bottom line on this Flash,
did somebody build him?
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205. - Build him?
- Yeah.
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206. What do you mean?
Like some kind of...
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207. mad scientist?
Some Professor Zoom—?
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208. Sure. Some eccentric professor...
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209. - ... in some top-secret lab somewhere.
- Ah.
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210. Think of the fortune to be made
on that research.
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211. You know, all we did through dinner
was talk about the Flash.
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212. - I'm feeling left out.
- Yeah?
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213. - Yeah.
- Are you jealous?
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214. - A little.
- Good.
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215. Hello?
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216. Yeah, this is his place. Who's this?
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217. Oh, uh, hold on a second.
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218. - Tina.
- Tina? Tina, hi.
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219. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down.
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220. What?
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221. All right, yeah. I'll be right over. Yeah.
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222. Yeah, sure. Bye. Bye.
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223. - I, uh, gotta go.
- What, are you and Tina...?
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224. Just friends. We're intimate,
yet platonic.
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225. You know something,
you really are a nice guy.
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226. Yeah, well, um...
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227. - Make yourself at home.
- Okay.
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228. - I might be a while.
- All right.
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229. - Hurry back.
- Yeah.
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230. Bye.
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231. Yes.
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232. Don't even think about using this
as a chew toy, Fido...
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233. or you're not gonna have a tail
to wag.
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234. You see what I mean?
No burns, nothing.
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235. - Mimes, vanishing firemen.
- You're not the only one hallucinating.
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236. I saw a cowboy, complete with
rope tricks, evaporate in front of me.
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237. I don't know what your excuse is,
but I think my mother's...
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238. - ... pushed me over the edge.
- What? Come on. She just got here.
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239. Yes, and we quarreled all afternoon.
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240. - You need some tea.
- The heating coils are broken.
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241. Not a problem.
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242. It's as if she resents me for not going
with her when she left my father.
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243. Why didn't you?
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244. I was 13 years old. He was crushed.
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245. All of a sudden, I had to play grownup
and take care of him.
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246. I didn't think Mother wanted
to be burdened with a daughter...
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247. while she was finding herself.
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248. Here, have some tea.
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249. Tina, what's this?
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250. I guess you're not so crazy
as you thought.
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251. That's the most sophisticated
image projection I've ever seen.
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252. - But why? Some practical joke?
- Maybe, it's a distraction for a theft.
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253. That crystal in the laser sight.
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254. But it's still in its housing.
Is it?
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255. Tina, you've been robbed.
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256. That crystal's irreplaceable.
It cost a fortune.
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257. - Between this and the California robbery—
- California?
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258. A prototype long-term generator was
taken from our Silicon Valley branch.
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259. My God, Barry,
what am I gonna do?
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260. - It's not your fault.
- Yes, it is. The Research Bureau...
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261. didn't want the crystal
to leave Washington, but I insisted.
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262. If we don't get this crystal back,
I'm gonna lose my job.
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263. Then we'll get it back.
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264. Now, a stone that unique would probably
have to be cut before it was sold, right?
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265. A high-density crystal, if it could be
cut at all, would need a powerful laser.
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266. All right, then if the thief
is attempting to cut it...
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267. we can track abnormal power surges
through the city.
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268. I can break into Water and Power.
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269. Fox and Broom.
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270. The hotel on Fantino.
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271. Damn it. It's useless. I can't cut it.
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272. - It's gonna be hard to sell at that size.
- Yeah, but not impossible.
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273. It's just gonna take a little more time
to find the right buyer. But when I do...
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274. Seven figures?
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275. Maybe eight.
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276. Now, what about the girl?
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277. - She dropped out of circulation.
- Find her, Talent. You owe me.
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278. You know, maybe if I try splitting
the crystal on a different axis.
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279. Sam...
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280. I don't think you should slice
the rock at all.
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281. I'd rather sell it for one big score.
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282. Be smart, Talent.
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283. You haven't the faintest idea how
to move that stone into the market.
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284. I'll learn.
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285. Hey. Where do you
think you're going?
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286. Well, since you're obviously
not working for me anymore...
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287. - ... I guess I'll have to find Stasia myself.
- It's not gonna work that way, Sam.
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288. Oh, really? What are you gonna do,
kill me right here? I don't think so.
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289. In here, gentlemen. He's the one
who stole the Star Labs crystal.
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290. Hold on. You got the wrong guy.
What's the deal here?
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291. You're bought, aren't you?
Scudder, you lousy—
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292. Thank you, officers.
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293. I hope you didn't disturb
the other guests.
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294. Well, the Flash.
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295. Did you know that
three East Coast crime families...
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296. - ... have commissioned studies on you?
- I want the Star Labs' crystal.
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297. - Who put you on to me? Was it the girl?
- What girl?
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298. Look...
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299. how much for you to forget
you ever saw me, take a walk?
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300. I'm not for sale.
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301. Everybody has his price.
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302. - I've seen this picture.
- I don't think I'm there anymore.
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303. Come on, Fletcher.
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304. It's me.
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305. Yeah, I still got the battery.
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306. But the longer I have to squat in
this burg, the higher the price.
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307. You don't show by tomorrow night,
the deal is off.
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308. You know, some things
I'll put up with.
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309. But getting double-crossed
by the woman I love...
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310. is definitely not one of them, babe.
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311. - Sam, you don't know how good—
- What?
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312. "How good it is to see you"?
You left me for the wolves, Stasia.
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313. If I'd have been out 10 seconds longer,
they would've caught me.
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314. But you...
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315. you were too confident.
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316. You left a trail like a tracer bullet.
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317. All I had to do was...
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318. check your credit cards,
call your travel agent.
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319. Sam, you gotta believe me, baby.
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320. I didn't wanna do it. I was in trouble.
I owed some people money.
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321. Save it. Save it for a new sucker.
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322. I want the battery. Now.
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323. - I sold it.
- Yeah, you sold it?
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324. - Look, I got a line on something—
- You always got a line.
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325. I do, baby. I got a line on
the mother lode this time.
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326. Make me believe.
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327. I can get you the Flash.
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328. You're lying.
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329. - No. I'm not.
- Yeah, you're lying.
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330. I swear to you. I sold the battery
to this eccentric scientist.
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331. - Guy calls himself Professor Zoom.
- Professor Zoom?
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332. Yeah. Yeah, turns out he's the guy
who created the Flash.
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333. Some sort of bioengineering process,
something like that.
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334. And he's willing to give you
the formula, huh?
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335. Well, come on, baby,
I can convince him. You know?
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336. Don't be too persuasive, love. Okay?
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337. Come on, he's the paranoid type.
You know how these geniuses are.
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338. - Yeah?
- So I'll probably have to be alone...
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339. - ... to arrange a meet.
- Yeah?
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340. But just think of it. Think of the price
the Flash will bring on the market.
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341. Think of the money.
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342. You can play with my heart...
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343. but messing with my business
is gonna get you hurt.
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344. I have a reputation to uphold.
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345. You have 24 hours.
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346. But the next few, they belong to me.
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347. You must have had a great time
last night to look this wasted.
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348. - I got no sleep at all last night, all right?
- You dog.
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349. - Come on, give me details.
- No details, no story.
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350. I left the apartment for a couple of hours.
And when I got back, she was gone.
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351. - That's not a good sign.
- No.
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352. Stasia's playing some kind of a game.
I'm being used.
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353. I'd be willing to bet the farm
that you'd stand in line for more abuse.
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354. Barry.
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355. Barry, look.
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356. Every guy has a woman in his life that
will pop up out of nowhere and just...
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357. turn his whole world upside down.
In my case, it was Elena Tobias.
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358. I don't have any idea what
she's been up to for the last 15 years.
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359. Well, if it's bad, we're definitely
in the position to find out.
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360. No.
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361. Oh, no. No, Julio, come on,
that wouldn't be right.
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362. Come on. No one would know
that you're checking.
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363. How bad could it be?
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364. - Anastasia Masters.
- All right.
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365. Hey, look, you have no choice, pal.
You're a cop, all right?
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366. Take a look. Just petty larceny.
Six months served when she was 20.
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367. Until you get to her last arrest
four years ago.
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368. Industrial sabotage. Hooked up
with a guy named Scudder.
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369. Used high-tech holograms.
Nicknamed Mirror Master.
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370. The file on him is very thin.
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371. So your dream date and Scudder
are connected.
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372. Her dance cards and our mug books
have a lot in common.
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373. I don't wanna believe Stasia's involved
with the crystal theft...
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374. but anything new
on those mirror disks?
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375. Stolen from a government laboratory...
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376. along with a holographic camera
small enough to wear on your wrist.
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377. Oh, Barry, I'm so depressed about
this robbery, I can barely talk about it.
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378. I didn't actually see the crystal in
the hotel room, but I believe it was there.
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379. And I'm sure the man
was Samuel Scudder.
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380. I'll get that crystal back for you.
And the first step is to find Stasia.
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381. - Meanwhile, how do I deal with this?
- Oh, this. Well...
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382. now, the way to get through
these things is...
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383. you never talk much about the work.
Okay?
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384. And when you do, try to use "duality"
and "juxtaposition" in the same sentence.
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385. It is without a doubt
a skillful juxtaposition of duality.
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386. This is one of the most
beautiful paintings I've ever seen.
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387. A perfect marriage of line and color.
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388. I will take it, sir. It's magnificent.
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389. I'm glad you both could make it.
The work's going over awfully well.
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390. - This city's starved for culture.
- I'm just starved. See you in a minute.
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391. I must say, Barry's quite a surprise.
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392. - He's not like the men you used to date.
- How would you know?
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393. You were never around to see the men
I went out with.
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394. Well, they were so straight
and academic. Like your husband.
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395. You never knew David. He was
a sweet, funny, passionate man.
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396. You never even made it to the funeral.
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397. - I meant to. I was just in the middle of—
- Damned right.
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398. - Always in the middle of something.
- Tina!
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399. You ran out on my father and you ran
out on me. If you want a daughter...
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400. start acting like a mother.
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401. You going after her?
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402. - Uh, I have a show to deal with.
- Jocelyn, wait.
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403. Tina's going through a really
hard time right now.
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404. She might lose her job
over the crystal robbery.
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405. I think it would help
if you would just talk to her.
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406. Let her know you're concerned.
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407. Yes, I suppose I should.
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408. Perhaps when I'm through
with all of this.
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409. Oh, it looks like they're selling
another picture.
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410. Excuse me.
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411. You probably hate me, huh?
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412. I'm sorry I disappeared on you
last night.
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413. - I guess you think I'm pretty terrible.
- According to your rap sheet.
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414. - My rap sheet?
- Yeah, when you didn't come back...
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415. I guess my cop instincts took over,
what can I say?
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416. All right, Barry. I admit it. I'm no angel.
But I've gone straight.
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417. - I have. Honestly.
- What about your boyfriend, Scudder?
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418. - I can explain that.
- Explain it to the feds.
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419. No, wait a second, Barry.
You can't do that.
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420. Okay. Okay, Scudder and I
were involved.
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421. But I wanted to get out of that life.
But he's tracked me here.
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422. That's why I left last night. I only just
got away from him, and now he's back.
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423. Please, Barry. You gotta protect me
from him. Please?
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424. I don't trust you, Stasia.
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425. But Scudder stole something
from a friend of mine at Star Labs...
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426. and I want it back.
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427. So helping me is gonna help you too.
Right?
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428. He's really a cool dude.
I think he'll lend you the money.
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429. - What? You want me to do what?
- Be Professor Zoom.
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430. You'll pretend to be the guy
who invented the Flash.
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431. Oh, come on. Why would
Scudder ever buy that?
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432. Because the Flash has a big secret,
which means he's a valuable commodity.
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433. Scudder can't afford to pass it up.
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434. So, what we're gonna do is get him to
trade the crystal for the Flash's formula.
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435. - It will never work.
- Trust me. Come on.
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436. All right, how are we gonna convince
Scudder that I'm Professor Zoom?
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437. Attitude, baby. Attitude. Now, wait.
Let's lose these immediately.
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438. - Hey!
- Put these on.
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439. Very nice. Where did you get these,
a trash can?
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440. Don't be such a baby. Now remember,
you are Professor Zoom.
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441. - I am Professor Zoom.
- Brilliant and unstable.
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442. I want you to stay here.
I'm gonna go find Scudder.
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443. Keep an eye on him, please.
Give him a drink.
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444. A kamikaze.
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445. You meet me at Central Rail Station
tonight.
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446. I'm not gonna last another day here.
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447. Now, you don't show,
you can forget about the battery.
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448. Oh, and if I play my cards right, I might
just have something else to sell you.
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449. Something that sparkles. Be there.
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450. - Barry? You see what I mean?
- It is you.
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451. - That's a nice 'do, man.
- Act like you don't know me.
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452. - That won't be tough.
- Wait, wait. Wait a minute.
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453. Are you undercover,
or is this your secret life?
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454. No! If you don't want Garfield to find
out who used the lab for a stag party...
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455. - What did you say?
- Nothing.
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456. What? You told me Roger
wasn't having a stag party.
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457. He didn't. I wouldn't lie to you.
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458. - Come on. We'll meet him in the back.
- Okay.
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459. Back here.
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460. - Now remember, be Zoom.
- I am Zoom.
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461. - No, thanks.
- Nothing.
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462. Sometimes it's hard to believe
anything you see.
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463. Anything.
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464. These you can believe.
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465. So you're Zoom.
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466. - How come I've never heard of you?
- I try to keep a low profile.
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467. A man of my talent would be
swamped...
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468. with requests and offers.
I do not like the attention.
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469. - And you created the Flash?
- Among other things.
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470. You may not know, but I
also invented the video game...
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471. the LaserDisc, the microwave oven,
the digital watch.
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472. - Of course, others take credit for—
- Shall we get down to business, please?
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473. I think the three of us
should work together.
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474. And just what am I supposed
to bring to this deal?
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475. I understand that you have...
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476. the laser crystal that disappeared
from Star Labs.
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477. The secrets of the Flash
for the crystal?
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478. Exactly.
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479. May I see the crystal?
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480. A show of good faith is gonna
require a little more than that.
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481. - The battery she sold you.
Battery?
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482. The battery she sold—
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483. - She's played us both for suckers.
- Stop! Central City Police.
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484. You're under arrest for dealing
in stolen goods.
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485. Snakes! Snakes!
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486. Interesting look, Barry. But aren't you a
few years ahead of yourself on the hair?
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487. - Where have you been?
- I went over to Tina's apartment...
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488. but she wasn't there.
She hasn't been back, has she?
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489. No.
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490. What an evening. I did well tonight.
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491. These kids are gonna be
very successful.
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492. - It doesn't really matter, though.
- It doesn't matter?
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493. What difference does it make
if I've ruined my relationship with Tina?
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494. Why don't you just talk to her?
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495. Oh, excuse me, Father,
the gallery's closed.
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496. Barry!
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497. Oh. An art gallery is a great front.
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498. And you must be their dealer.
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499. Yes, I'm a dealer.
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500. - What's this all about?
- English, huh?
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501. It's an international operation. Okay,
Your Highness, you're coming with me.
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502. Ah, Zoom. Or should I say...
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503. Barry Allen?
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504. Now, tell me, what's a cop doing
trafficking in stolen technology?
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505. Let her go. She has nothing
to do with this.
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506. Answer a few questions then.
The Flash at my hotel room?
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507. - Cooperating with the police.
- And the tricks at the bar?
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508. - Sleight of hand rigged for the sting.
- I think I missed something.
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509. - What happened at what bar?
- Let her go, Scudder.
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510. Don't be silly. She's Stasia's
European connection.
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511. I heard her tell you on the phone
the other night...
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512. - ... to meet her at Central Station.
- You think I'm a black marketeer?
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513. - Oh, that's funny.
- The battery at Star Labs West...
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514. Stasia stole it from you.
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515. And now she's played you
for a sap too.
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516. She thought she could get her hands
on the battery and the crystal.
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517. I think I'll head her off at the station.
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518. Imagine her surprise when she sees me
instead of you.
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519. Oh, by the way, if you look in the mirror,
you'll see I've left something for you.
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520. The laser couldn't cut through
the crystal...
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521. but it's more than able to cut a nice
clean hole through the two of you.
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522. Reflecting the beam is just a flourish.
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523. They don't call me the Mirror Master
for nothing.
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524. You've got about
three and a half minutes.
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525. Enjoy them.
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526. Where's Barry?
And where's my mother?
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527. I don't know. Maybe they eloped.
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528. Oh, with your boyfriend? I'm fed up
with your games. I'm calling the police.
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529. Put it down.
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530. Now!
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531. Now, I want you to sit down
and shut up.
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532. I don't want you to make a move
until I'm out that door. You hear me?
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533. Whoa! Oh!
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534. - Thanks, doll.
- Wait a second. Wait a second.
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535. You turn me into the cops, you are never
gonna find your mother and Barry.
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536. - Think about it.
- Start talking.
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537. I'm supposed to meet my fence
at Central Station to sell him the battery.
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538. Now, Scudder's been second-guessing
me ever since I got to this place.
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539. - So maybe he knows about the meet.
- Maybe he doesn't.
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540. I'm the only shot you've got, McGee.
So I suggest we get going.
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541. What do you say?
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542. What's happening?
I don't know...
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543. but I think I'm getting loose.
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544. - Does this happen to you a lot?
- Yeah.
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545. But usually Tina's around
to help me out.
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546. Tina?
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547. Yeah.
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548. There's more to your daughter
than you realize.
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549. - Yes, I suppose there is.
- Right now, you call the police.
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550. I'm headed to Central Station.
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551. Stasia.
- Oh, Fletch, baby.
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552. You don't know how good it is to
see you. Did you bring the money?
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553. - Who's your friend?
This is Tina.
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554. She's gonna be working with us.
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555. - Show me the battery.
- It belongs to Star Labs.
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556. Now put the briefcase down
and hands up.
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557. Oh, nice move, McGee. Now what?
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558. Now I take the cash and the battery.
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559. I love double jeopardy.
Come on, the battery.
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560. Wrong, Scudder.
This is the lightning round.
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561. Yeah? Let's see how well you do
in a crowd.
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562. I've had enough of you. All 12 of you.
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563. Here's your crystal. Where's Stasia?
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564. I don't know,
but she's got the money.
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565. Oh, baby, I am rid of Scudder at last.
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566. What do you say we just take
this money and run away to, um...?
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567. Oh, I don't know.
How about Istanbul?
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568. No, I've been there.
How about Mexico?
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569. I hear Leavenworth's lovely
this time of year.
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570. Come on, buddy, let's go.
You're coming with us.
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571. Oh, Barry.
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572. How come I always fall
for the right guy at the wrong time?
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573. Bad study habits maybe?
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574. All right, lady, you too.
Out of the cab.
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575. Thanks for the lift to the train.
- Don't be silly.
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576. It's the least I could do.
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577. And really, best of luck
with this group of artists.
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578. You too. Best of luck
with your research.
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579. This is idiotic. You're my mother,
for God's sakes.
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580. I don't want to do this anymore.
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581. And don't you run out on me again.
Please.
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582. Oh, sweetie.
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583. I had to leave your father.
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584. But leaving you hurt the most.
I never felt part of your life.
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585. And when David died, I—
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586. I just didn't know what to say.
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587. Look, we've got so much to talk about.
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588. I need a vacation soon.
Maybe we could meet in New York.
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589. I have to go to London—
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590. I'll cancel it.
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591. New York would be fabulous.
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592. You know, Mother, you can be
a real pain sometimes. But I love you.
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593. I've had it with both of you.
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594. I'm only gonna say this once.
I am freezing in here! So just...
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595. Just stop it with
the cool British reserve, all right?
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596. - You're family, for God's sake.
- He's so American.
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597. Barry, relax. It's all under control.
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598. - It is?
- Don't make me use this.
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599. Oh, not the mime.
Anything but the mime.
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