The Fairly OddParents 3x9

Rob Paulsen as Bucky McBadbat (voice)

Timmy's friends, A.J. and Chester argue and break their friendship. When they each invite him to their respective sleepovers on the same night, to watch a Crash Nebula/Crimson Chin crossover special, this creates a problem for Timmy. How will he join both of them without being discovered? How will he reunite his friends?

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1. bed, twerp!

2. wands and wings. Floaty, crowny things.

3. obtuse, rubber goose,

4. green moose, guava juice.

5. Giant snake, birthday cake,

6. large fries, chocolate shake!

7. yeah, right.

8. Captioning made possible by U.S. department of education

9. captioned by the national captioning institute —www.Ncicap.Org—

10. good morning, dimmsdale. I'm Bob...

11. And I'm Bob. We're dimmsdale's radio voices of summertime fun!

12. Get ready for some big waves, big sun...

13. And big fun!

14. What was that?

15. It's the first surfboard

16. to crash through the w

17. yay!

18. Oh, boy! That means it's Summer vacation!

19. And best of all, my parents get two weeks off,

20. which means...

21. No Vicky for two weeks!

22. Oh, Timmy!

23. We've got two weeks off!

24. Are you ready to have your head explode

25. from the greatest Summer vacation

26. of your 10-year-old life?

27. You bet!

28. T greatest two weeks ever.

29. For the next two weeks the Bob and Bob show

30. is brought to you by Vicky's babysitting service.

31. What?

32. I'm Vicky!

33. That catchy jingle reminds me.

34. I don't want my Summer to be lame and icky.

35. We should pick up the phone...

36. And call Vicky! - And call Vicky!

37. Why am I putting tanning oil on the house?

38. Because Vicky said so.

39. And she's on the radio.

40. Besides, don't you want a nice tan house?

41. Good-bye, Mr. and Mrs. Turner.

42. And hello 8 bucks an hour.

43. I hope Chester and aj don't get sucked into this.

44. Man, this is gonna take all day.

45. How convenient.

46. That's how long we'll be at the beach.

47. And how long I'll be babysitting you.

48. You missed a spot, captain cranium.

49. Where?

50. Everywhere! Ha ha ha ha ha!

51. When you're done moving

52. that 500-pound engine block to the backyard,

53. make sure you move the other 500-pound engine block

54. out here to the front yard.

55. Why don't I get to go out and play?

56. You are out, and I'm playing.

57. Just like the radio said. Yee-haw!

58. Hop in.

59. It's a chore-free Summer!

60. Whoo!

61. Faster, slaves!

62. Hey, Timmy. Maybe a little music will c

63. man, that's one catchy jingle.

64. That does it!

65. I'm not going to let Vicky use radio

66. to ruin the only two weeks of Summer I have with my parents!

67. What are you gonna do?

68. I'm gonna fight radio with radio.

69. Ok, guys. Let's make this place

70. an a radio station.

71. What do I get to do? What do I get to do?

72. You can be the traffic copter.

73. Hey! I can see your house from here.

74. Man, your house is tan!

75. Time to save Summer and get Vicky off the air.

76. And now here's Wanda with the news.

77. Vicky's gonna kill you when she finds out what you're doing!

78. I've already got that covered.

79. I wish I had a magic microphone

80. that'll totally disguise my voice.

81. Solid.

82. Hello, dimmsdale. It's me, ti—ti—

83. I mean double t in the morning

84. and I'm not a 10-year-old boy. I'm a man.

85. A big, strong man.

86. And it's time to bring some love back to this Summer.

87. Vicky's babysitting service. Please hold.

88. I'm Vicky. Ha ha!

89. Ruining other people's Summer vacation

90. makes this the best Summer vacation ever!

91. This is double t telling you

92. to stop using Vicky's babysitting service.

93. And start using your Summer for family fun!

94. The double t in the morning show is brought to you by Vicky stinks.

95. Remember, Vicky stinks!

96. What adult in their right mind

97. would listen to that big, strong man's lame ad?

98. Oh, Vicky. I've come for my money back.

99. Because double t said you stink.

100. Now let's get a traffic report from our cosmo copter.

101. Well, double t, as you can see,

102. it seems like every parent in dimmsdale is leaving the beach

103. and headed home.

104. It's working! And now I'm gonna make sure

105. that parents and kids have the best,

106. Vicky-free Summer of their lives.

107. Whoo-hoo!

108. Yes, that's what a phone would sound like

109. if it were's a Vicky's babysitting service.

110. Which it's not. Ha. Ha. Ha ha ha!

111. yay, double t!

112. Cowabunga!

113. and with the last few days of your parents' vacations winding down,

114. let's go to our cosmo copter for a special report.

115. Well, double t, it looks like Vicky's out of business,

116. and her acne is acting up.

117. Hey! How's he know that?

118. And now I think I should go.

119. And now she's chasing me and her acne's still acting up.

120. You don't think cosmo would be dumb enough

121. to come straight here with Vicky following him, do you?

122. Actually, yes. Hide!

123. You! You're double t in the morning?

124. No, I'm not.

125. You might have ruined my business and my Summer,

126. But I'm gonna ruin the rest of your life.

127. Hey. This microphone uses technology

128. to make your voice deep and irresistible.

129. Sure. Let's go with that.

130. Which means everyone will think I'm you.

131. No, let's not go with that.

132. Hello, dimmsdale.

133. This is double t in the morning saying

134. I'm not a big strong man.

135. I'm just twerpy Timmy Turner

136. using a fancy microphone.

137. I'm just a dumb 10-year-old who tricked all you parents

138. into wasting your Summer on your kids.

139. All parents are morons.

140. Hey! You can't say "moron" on the radio.

141. You can only say it on TV.

142. I like ponies and unicorns with long eyelashes.

143. And if you want to tear me limb from limb,

144. my studio is in a tree behind Timmy's house.

145. And so you can't smooth talk your way out of this,

146. Is that an angry mob a

147. well, m

148. I gotta get out of here.

149. I—

150. Rats!

151. There's the studio! That's where double t is!

152. Let's get him!

153. Ok, ok. My fairy godparents have disappeared,

154. and my parents are coming to tear me limb from limb.

155. There's only one thing to do at a time like this!

156. Ahhhhhhhhh!

157. Ahhhhhhh!

158. Ahhhhhhhhh!

159. Stop!

160. Now listen up, kids. We love you and we respect you,

161. but we're gonna have to go up there

162. and tear double t limb from limb!

163. Yeah. It said so on the radio.

164. But that kid up there isn't d

165. no, me. I am double t in the morning.

166. Ground me if you dare.

167. Luke. I am your father.

168. Man, this thing is cool.

169. Well, we can't ground all of you.

170. Unless the radio tells us to.

171. Sure you can. And when you need somebody to w

172. you can get your babysitter from Vicky's babysitting service.

173. Hey, I heard about that on the radio.

174. Stop. Don't ground them.

175. They're not the ones who tricked you.

176. It was me.

177. But come on. All I did was use the power of the radio

178. to bring us all together for a head-exploding

179. two weeks of family Summer fun. Was that such a bad thing?

180. Well, no.

181. But double t said parents were morons.

182. But I didn't say that.

183. Vicky did.

184. Yeah, right.

185. Prove it, twerp.

186. Nobody move. We represent the federal communications commission.

187. Which one of you is double t in the morning?

188. She's double t in the morning.

189. What?

190. Come on. I'm not double t!

191. He's double t. Oops.

192. Y moron on the radio.

193. You can only say it on television.

194. Let's go, punk.

195. Nooooooooooo!

196. Wow! I just had two weeks of head-exploding Summer fun,

197. and Vicky's gonna rot in a federal jail.

198. Can this Summer get any better?

199. Who wants to go to the beach?

200. We do!

201. Families rule!

202. and Vicky's a moron!

203. And I'm not a fairy.

204. I'm a man.

205. A big, strong man.

206. Mark! Breakfast!

207. Get down here, future ruler of all yugopotamia.

208. Good morning, parental units.

209. N has mother prepared for us

210. on this marvelously disgusting yugopotamian day?

211. It's a new breakfast cereal called invader o's.

212. With a special surprise in every box!

213. Radical!

214. Mother! Father!

215. I shall save you,

216. but I cannot do it alone!

217. I shall recruit the universe's greatest warrior

218. to defeat the special surprise inside!

219. I will recruit!

220. Oh, it's so cute!

221. Ooga booga booga... And I don't care.

222. Oh, but Timmy, it's cute and adorable.

223. I'm a 10-year-old boy.

224. Cute toys bore me.

225. Hey, we're cute. You're not bored with us, are you?

226. Well...

227. Dude, could I use your bathroom?

228. It's mark Chang! Cosmo, Wanda!

229. Defensive maneuver eight!

230. No, Timmy Turner!

231. I, like totally come to you on bended knee...

232. What knee?

233. Tentacle!

234. May I please finish?

235. Yes.

236. Yugopotamia's being, like, overrun

237. by a special surprise inside,

238. called the gigglepies!

239. We need your help, dude.

240. You are, like, our only hope.

241. Uh, I dunno.

242. Aw, come on!

243. Is there n that can convince you

244. to fight for yugopotamia's freedom?

245. Bye, Timmy. We're leaving.

246. Which means Vicky's coming.

247. Which means I'm going.

248. Mark, you're on!

249. Excellent!

250. And I will be right behind you.

251. For nothing can stop me from fighting by your side

252. to save my parents and my planet!

253. Hey, twerp! You've got a lot of my chores to do.

254. Except the evil earth babe. Later, dude.

255. Vicky, my love!

256. I have returned for you.

257. Oh, great. You're back...

258. From Europe.

259. Timmy, are you nuts?

260. You can't free an entire civilization.

261. Hello! I have you guys and your magic to help me.

262. Besides, how terrifying could a special surprise inside

263. called a "gigglepie" be?

264. Now be on your guard.

265. The yugopotamian capitol is the most h

266. and disgusting place in the universe.

267. Or not.

268. But the yugopotamians hate beauty.

269. Something is very, very wrong here.

270. Ahhhhhhh!

271. Hi, I'm trillie, the trust gigglepie.

272. I noticed you three as you fell from the sky.

273. Aw! It's so cute!

274. And now I don't care.

275. So take us to your leader!

276. I'm trillie, the trust gigglepie.

277. Accessories not included.

278. You can surely trust in me.

279. I shall now take you to o

280. wow. That was pretty easy.

281. Defeating these guys is gonna be a piece of cake.

282. Beloved Vicky.

283. I am pleased to announce—

284. no complaining, loser.

285. Who's complaining? I am simply reporting

286. that the grass has been decapitated

287. and the rebellious hedges have been brought into line.

288. Great. Then start spreading that on the flower bed.

289. A jumbo bag of cow manure?

290. Why would you waste this tasty treat

291. on such hideous p

292. where I come from, mulch such as this

293. is the rarest of all delicacies.

294. Uh, what planet are you from?

295. Yugopotamia.

296. I'm with the yugopotamians on this one.

297. These things are way too sweet.

298. Hey! Where are the yugopotamians?

299. Yugopowhatiwhats? I don't see.

300. I'm just here to help you three.

301. I'm warning you— no funny business.

302. Oh, no funny, that's not I.

303. Boo boo is the funny gigglepie.

304. Boo boo joke book not included.

305. Ha ha. Cut it out. I'm ticklish.

306. Cosmo, Wanda, don't get distracted by their cuteness.

307. I need you guys to watch out for any funny business.

308. I'll give you 3 blee blees for a waa waa.

309. I'll trade you 2 popo caps for a wee wee card.

310. Vicky, I have finished applying the high gloss,

311. eggshell white liquid shielding to the family fortress.

312. Wow. You're a lot faster than the twerp.

313. And you don't whine when I tell you

314. you're a slimy, mulch-breathed geek.

315. Of course not. Where I come from,

316. the heaping on of mind-numbing menial chores

317. coupled with I is the greatest expression of love.

318. And where I come from, the labor of others making money for me

319. is an even greater expression of love.

320. How may I prove my love

321. by doing this money-making labor of which you speak?

322. I'll get it.

323. Foreign exchange student painting service.

324. We're 4 times faster than your inferior race.

325. At 5 times the cost!

326. Who can argue with that logic?

327. I don't know but I've been told...

328. I don't know but I've been told...

329. Gigglepie accessories are separately sold.

330. Sound off!

331. Buy one!

332. Sound off!

333. Buy two!

334. Sound off, t buy them all!

335. Guys, what's the matter with you?

336. Snap out of it!

337. I do! I do! I want to buy them all!

338. Oh, my gosh! They're hypnotizing them

339. with their fluffy alien cuteness.

340. Whoa! Where'd the love go?

341. Hello, you t I'm overlord glee.

342. Won't you come and bow down to me?

343. Ha! We'll never bow down to you.

344. Bowing is fun.

345. Oh, no! The special surprise inside

346. has captured the greatest warrior in the universe!

347. Aahhhhhhh!

348. Aw, crud. What have you done to them? And this planet?

349. I'm glad you asked. You're pretty smart.

350. Let me show you our plan on this neat little chart.

351. Taking over a planet isn't that tough,

352. we suck planets dry by selling gigglepie stuff.

353. You can see by these lines—this one's red, this one's brown—

354. as our sales go up, all their freedom goes down.

355. But yugopotamians hate your kind of fuzzy, gooey cuteness.

356. Usually we cast our spell,

357. but fearing us works just as well.

358. And what do you do when you've sucked the planet dry?

359. We do what we always do.

360. Blow the planet up and move on to the next one.

361. Isn't that cute?

362. That's horrible... And it didn't rhyme.

363. He's on to us! Get him!

364. Stand back!

365. You know, it wasn't locked.

366. We were in here for our own protection.

367. What's the matter with you? They're soft! And fuzzy!

368. Show some backbone!

369. You know we are gelatinous and have no spines to show.

370. Why do you mock us?

371. Leave me alone! Ha ha ha!

372. Cosmo! Wanda! Help!

373. E don't be ridiculous.

374. Stay here with me and I'll show you

375. some magic trick... U... Lous.

376. Their rhyming meter's off.

377. And t

378. we have to stop them.

379. I can't hurt these guys.

380. T

381. in fact...

382. You guys might look sweet on the outside,

383. but you taste like manure on the inside.

384. Manure?

385. On yugopotamia, manure is the rarest of all delicacies.

386. That's it. Guys!

387. I wish every yugopotamian had knives, bibs, forks,

388. and empty stomachs.

389. I'm going to collect them all...

390. In my stomach!

391. For helping us defeat...

392. The special surprise inside,

393. you have our undying gratitude, young warrior.

394. Oh, I wish we had a medal to give you.

395. Ew! That's gross.

396. You're welcome.

397. Come on, guys. Let's get out of here.

398. Timmy Turner! You have returnered!

399. And your planet's safe, dude. You can go home.

400. Gah! As if! I'm staying here.

401. Vicky has promised to take our relationship

402. to a whole new level,

403. which she calls hard labor!

404. Oh, mark! You've made me so rich, so fast!

405. I love you!

406. Ugh! What is happening here?

407. Why is she not showing her affection

408. by driving a spike through my tentacle

409. as is the custom on my planet?

410. It's called a hug, dude.

411. And the richer you make her, the more hugs you get.

412. Ahhhhh!

413. This love! It burns!

414. Later, dude!

415. Come back, money-making foreign exchange student!

416. You're painting a duplex tomorrow!

417. Man, nothing works up an appetite

418. like saving an entire planet.

419. I don't know about that, son,

420. but you did a great job decapitating the grass

421. and bringing the rebellious hedges into line.

422. And instead of an allowance,

423. we're going to reward you with a brand new breakfast cereal.

424. Invader o's?

425. And look—it's got a special surprise in every box!

426. Awww! - Awww!

427. Nooooooo!