The Fairly OddParents 3x7

Directed by Butch Hartman • Wincat Alcala

Jay Leno as The Crimson Chin / The Nega-Chin (voice)

Mr. Turner is going through mid-life crisis and impulsively buys a sports car from Vicky. Timmy wishes that he was car so he could spend time with his dad.

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1. bed, twerp!

2. wands and wings!

3. Floaty, crowny things!

4. obtuse, rubber goose,

5. green moose, guava juice, giant snake,

6. birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!

7. yeah, right.

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9. hello, it's me! You know who I am?

10. The mattress king.

11. Have I got a deal for you!

12. Don't ask. It's quality mattresses at discount prices.

13. I'm nap-tastic!

14. Ooh! I can't stop buying mattresses from that guy!

15. It's almost like I'm under his spell!

16. TV announcer: Now, stay tuned for up late in dimmsdale.

17. Ooh! Can I stay up? Can I? Can I?

18. You can't stay up past 9:00.

19. Your small boy metabolism won't let you.

20. Wait till you get older and your body

21. betrays you in other ways.

22. But you can stay up if you can stay awake.

23. No problem!

24. I don't even feel sleepy!

25. Huh?

26. Darn it! I fell asleep!

27. Stupid small boy metabolism!

28. Tonight, I will not miss any late night excitement!

29. TV announcer: The most amazing meteor shower

30. in history starts in 5 minutes.

31. This is Chet ubetcha saying, if you go to bed and miss it,

32. you might as well hang a sign around your neck

33. that reads "geek."

34. Yes! And I won't miss it,

35. because it's not my bedtime yet!

36. Hey! That reminds me.

37. It's daylight-savings time.

38. We have to spring forward.

39. Oh, no!

40. I missed the meteor shower!

41. And it was cool!

42. Hey! That reminds me!

43. Have a good day at school, geek.

44. This reeks.

45. All this cool stuff is going on at night,

46. and I keep missing it, because I can't stay awake!

47. Everybody needs their sleep, sweetie.

48. It's what keeps me cheerful and accommodating.

49. Yeah. I need my beauty sleep.

50. It's what keeps me smart and pretty.

51. Oh, blah, blah, blah! Your needs!

52. I'm tired of sleeping!

53. I wish I didn't have to sleep!

54. Delivery, which is normally extra,

55. I could throw in for, uh—hey! What gives?

56. The mattress king?

57. What's he doing here?

58. Losing a sale is what I'm doing.

59. Oy! You look like death warmed over twice!

60. Which would be death warmed over... Warmed over.

61. Timmy, the mattress king

62. isn't just the mattress king.

63. He's actually the sandman.

64. And he approves all sleep wishes.

65. It's pronounced "sandman."

66. Harvey sandman.

67. And I'm not only the mattress king.

68. I'm the master of sleep fu.

69. Hoo! Ha!

70. Aah! Oh!

71. Neat!

72. Cool! Then you can let them make it

73. so I don't have to sleep!

74. What are you? Meshuga?

75. Everybody needs sleep,

76. and without my sleep-powered magic,

77. I couldn't do this.

78. Hoo! Ha! Hoo!

79. Funny!

80. No sleep equals no sandman,

81. and no sandman equals no sleep,

82. and that's forever.

83. It's a vicious cycle.

84. Why would I Grant you that wish?

85. There's nothing nap-tastic about that!

86. Because every minute you're talking to me,

87. you're losing a sale?

88. Oh! You're good! Very well.

89. Hey! - Hey!

90. Grant the little nudge

91. whatever sleep wishes he wants.

92. I must return to my mattresses.

93. Ha! Hoo! Ha!

94. Any sleep wish I want, huh?

95. Hey! Why should I be the only kid

96. who gets to stay up past his bedtime?

97. I wish everybody didn't have to sleep!

98. "E" equals "m"c" squared!

99. You're not a giant marshmallow.

100. Oh, well!

101. Mmm! So madly in love with my... Wife!

102. So madly in love with my... Garden!

103. Yay! - Whaa!

104. Come on! Now that I'm wide awake,

105. it's time to do dimmsdale after dark!

106. Hey, look!

107. What's so cool about

108. a street cleaner?

109. During the day, nothing.

110. But at night...

111. Wow! The late night world is amazing!

112. I want to see it all!

113. If I'm right, we'll see why

114. the front lawn is wet every morning.

115. Uh, it's dew, isn't it?

116. That's what they want you to think.

117. Go! Go! Go! Go!

118. Go! Go! Go! Go!

119. Awesome!

120. What do you mean you're cancelling your order?

121. Wait a second.

122. No more mattresses?

123. You mean, you don't need sleep anymore?

124. Wait a second. Hey! Hey!

125. I—I can't reach my knish!

126. Well, since nobody can sleep,

127. and we've been on the air for two weeks straight,

128. and we've run out of guests,

129. Please welcome...

130. Timmy Turner.

131. It's great to be up, Chuck!

132. And I'd like to introduce my new discovery:

133. The hottest and cleanest,

134. new, young comedian on the scene today,

135. put your hands together for...

136. The street-cleaning robot!

137. Thank you.

138. Airplane food—what's the deal with that?

139. I know you're out there.

140. My thermal sensors can detect your presence.

141. Can we please let people go to sleep now?

142. Why would I do that?

143. Aah! - Hey! Hey!

144. I'm still pretty, right?

145. Uh... Sure you are.

146. In fact, you're so handsome,

147. we're hiding your beauty from unworthy eyes.

148. Despite cosmo getting uglier by the second—

149. this world without sleep is great!

150. This world without sleep is not great!

151. I'm Chet ubetcha saying,

152. after 30 sleepless days,

153. people are confused—

154. uh... Did you say hike?

155. Careless...

156. And cranky.

157. It's a snake.

158. Live with it!

159. This is Chet ubetcha saying,

160. why can't we sleep?

161. This is worse than I thought!

162. Aah! - Aah!

163. What?

164. It's definitely worse than I thought!

165. What's with the attitude?

166. Some people get a little cranky

167. when they don't get their sleep.

168. You want a piece of me, lead head?

169. Oh, yeah?

170. Bring it on, scary godmother!

171. Stop it, you two! Come on!

172. Maybe you should ask the pretty fairy to help you!

173. Wanda! Please!

174. I wish everybody could sleep again!

175. Oh, blah, blah, blah! Your needs!

176. They're too cranky to unwish the wish!

177. I've got to get the sandman to help.

178. It's sandman.

179. And I can't help you.

180. You got that? - Why not?

181. What part of "no sleep equals no power"

182. did you not understand?

183. There's got to be something

184. that will make cosmo and Wanda sleep.

185. Please!

186. Hmm. Wait a second.

187. There is the super sleeper 9000.

188. Is it good? - Have you heard, perhaps, of...

189. Rip Van winkle?

190. I gave it to him as a loner,

191. and I didn't get it back for 20 years.

192. Then we've got to get cosmo and Wanda to sleep on it.

193. Quick! To the mattress mobile!

194. This is the mattress mobile?

195. Oh! I'm terribly sorry!

196. And your truck is where?

197. Cosmo! Wanda!

198. What?

199. Check out my comfy, new bed!

200. Where?

201. It looks overstuffed,

202. like Wanda's butt.

203. And it looks soft, like cosmo's head.

204. Don't you want to try it?

205. No! - No!

206. Relax! Relax!

207. This little schvinde comes complete

208. with magic fingers. Take a look.

209. Hey! - Hey!

210. Adjustable box spring...

211. And power nap mode.

212. Wow! I'm not cranky anymore!

213. And I'm not butt ugly anymore!

214. Right? Hello?

215. A little positive reinforcement might help.

216. Although I continue to shrink!

217. I wish everybody could sleep again!

218. Ahh! Snoring!

219. Music to my ears!

220. I'm back and sandier than ever!

221. So... We're cool, right?

222. Well, thanks to your wish,

223. everyone destroyed their mattresses,

224. which means they got to buy more.

225. So we are cool.

226. Awesome! - Yes.

227. But just to make sure that you

228. realize how much people need sleep,

229. let's see how you do without it for another week.

230. Hoo! Ha! Ha!

231. Ha! 7 days? How bad could that be?

232. That bad?

233. That's better!

234. Aah!

235. Air! Air!

236. I need air!

237. Oh, blah, blah, blah! Your needs!

238. Two robots walk into a social establishment

239. and destroy all humans.

240. Is this voice amplification device functional?

241. Hey, dad! Whatcha you doing?

242. I'm mowing the lawn!

243. With the lawn mower I made myself!

244. Dinkleberg!

245. Hey, sport, ready for some burgers

246. from the grill I made myself?

247. You bet!

248. Ready for a trip to the hospital?

249. You bet!

250. I'll get the stretcher I made myself.

251. Hey, Turner!

252. Check out my new barbecue.

253. Dinkleberg!

254. What's this?

255. It's lunch.

256. Oh!

257. But the dinklebergs are having brunch!

258. That's better than lunch!

259. Why can't we have a fancy brunch?

260. Or a fancy riding mower?

261. Or a fancy barbecue that works?

262. Well, we can't afford all those fancy new things,

263. because we spend all our extra money on Timmy.

264. But I'd never say...

265. "If we didn't have Timmy, we could afford

266. all sorts of fancy, new things."

267. Yeah. Having a son can be such a drag.

268. Think how great our lives would be

269. if we didn't have Timmy.

270. Is the exact opposite of how I really feel!

271. What's the matter, Timmy?

272. Yeah, you look like something

273. the cat dragged in, ate, and then spit up.

274. What? Too literal?

275. I just overheard my parents

276. wishing they didn't have me,

277. so they'd have more money to spend on themselves.

278. Really? Wow.

279. Good thing we're not their fairy godparents.

280. We'd have to Grant them that.

281. If that's how they really feel,

282. there's only one thing for me to do.

283. I'm way ahead of you.

284. I'll get the monkey and the trampoline.

285. I'm going to run away from home!

286. Timmy! You're only 10!

287. But I've got magical fairy godparents

288. to take care of everything and anything I'd need.

289. What do I have to worry about?

290. I wish I could start living my life on the road!

291. Too literal?

292. Don't worry.

293. We know a magical place

294. where all runaway kids go.

295. The circus? - No.

296. Circuses have to obey child labor laws.

297. We're at a carnival, which is like a circus...

298. But far more dangerous!

299. They barely have to obey the laws of physics!

300. Doggie?

301. It's better than doggie.

302. It's your small intestine.

303. Eww!

304. Eesh! I can do better than that!

305. Oh, yeah?

306. You think you have what it takes to be a carny?

307. Well, I ran away from home

308. and have a fifth grade education.

309. Well, you could be overqualified,

310. but I'll give you a shot.

311. Eww!

312. Aah!

313. Uh, can you start with my back?

314. What's the matter, sport? Homesick?

315. No.

316. Maybe he's hungry.

317. Try a tasty possum on a stick.

318. Mmm! Mmm!

319. It's the rabies that gives it that extra zip.

320. Man, life on the road isn't as much fun

321. as I thought it would be.

322. Maybe I am a little homesick.

323. I wish I could see what my parents are doing.

324. Maybe they're missing me, too.

325. Well, that's every piece of Timmy's clothing.

326. I'm glad that's out of the way.

327. Yeah!

328. Now we can give Timmy all these

329. brand new clothes we bought him.

330. They threw all my stuff out!

331. They don't miss me at all!

332. Fine! Then this is my home now!

333. But Timmy, you can't be a carny forever!

334. You don't have the skills.

335. You've never even been to prison.

336. Fine. Then I'll wish for the skills.

337. I wish I was the best carny ever!

338. Let's here it for flayvin,

339. the world's bravest Bear-wrastlin' munchkin!

340. Yay! - Yay!

341. I mean, Timmy,

342. the world's bravest, strongest, juggling 10-year-old.

343. Chicken?

344. Look! It's your DNA!

345. Ooh!

346. I'm getting pretty tired of that kid.

347. Oh, come on. He's not that bad.

348. And that is where I draw the line.

349. Being a carny rocks!

350. I'm going to stay here forever!

351. Me, too!

352. I never want to go back to eating

353. safely prepared food again.

354. Who wants candy-coated cockroach?

355. Timmy, don't you think

356. you should go home, where you belong?

357. Forget it!

358. This is where I belong now!

359. I can take care of myself!

360. Ok, but if you can take care of yourself,

361. I guess you don't need fairies anymore.

362. What?

363. Hey!

364. We don't like strangers with their

365. fancy fifth-grade learning,

366. showing us...

367. Uh, what's the word? - Up?

368. See? There he goes...

369. Uh, what's the word?

370. Again? - Again!

371. Get ready for a bucket of deep-fried butt whipping,

372. carny-style!

373. Hey! The snow cone machine's on fire!

374. Aah!

375. Wait for it.

376. Ok! Now!

377. Get him!

378. Cosmo! Wanda! Help!

379. I'm being attacked by the carnies!

380. Oh, no! They're not coming back!

381. A train!

382. Wonder if I lost them.

383. Carny-style!

384. Aah!

385. Whew! What luck!

386. Aah!

387. I don't want to run away anymore.

388. I want to go home!

389. Oh, no!

390. Let's see you make anything out of that balloon, punk!

391. Hey! I'm home!

392. I miss Timmy!

393. I miss Timmy!

394. We miss Timmy! - We miss Timmy!

395. Huh? They're miserable?

396. And they miss me?

397. Pincushion man: Well, of course they miss you.

398. Oh, no!

399. Ok, you guys.

400. Mission accomplished.

401. Thanks, Wanda.

402. You're... You're laughing?

403. And you're not going to kill me?

404. I don't get it.

405. What's so funny?

406. And where did you guys do?

407. Timmy, we never left.

408. Didn't you see the pink pillows?

409. And the pink balloon?

410. And the green truck

411. and the green balloon basket?

412. Oh, you were never in any real danger.

413. We'd never let anything happen to you.

414. Besides, those aren't carnies.

415. They're fairies!

416. Except for the alligator man.

417. There comes a time when every kid with fairies

418. thinks they can use magic to run away from home.

419. So all the fairies set up a fake carnival

420. where the runaway kids can—uh, what's the word?

421. Run away to?

422. There he goes again!

423. Make him stop!

424. That way, you'd be safe and sound

425. until you came to your senses

426. and returned home... Punk.

427. You mean, you tricked me

428. to teach me a lesson?

429. Awesome!

430. Mom! Dad! I'm home!

431. Well, back to the bayou for me.

432. Ooh, when you get there,

433. send back some deep-fried platypus.

434. Extra rabies.

435. Mom and dad: Timmy!

436. Where were you?

437. We filled your room with new clothes and everything.

438. I'm sorry.

439. I heard you guys talking about

440. how much more money you'd have

441. if you didn't have a kid, and...

442. I thought you didn't want me anymore.

443. Oh, sweetie, that's ridiculous!

444. We love you!

445. Besides, you were only gone two hours.

446. Yeah, but I'm the reason

447. the dinklebergs have so much more

448. nice stuff than us.

449. Mmm, that may be true, son, but there's one thing

450. the dinklebergs don't have that we do,

451. and that's you!

452. In fact...

453. In your face, dinkleberg!

454. Yeah! What he said!

455. Oh, and by the way,

456. you're grounded for running away.

457. Cool! I'm totally loved!

458. Ooh! A rabbit!

459. I could fry that up and serve it on a stick.

460. Don't forget the rabies.

461. Everything tastes better with rabies.

462. Yay, rabies!

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