1. bed, twerp!Copy !req
2. wands and wings!Copy !req
3. Floaty, crowny things!Copy !req
4. obtuse rubber goose,
green moose,
guava juice,Copy !req
5. giant snake,
birthday cake,Copy !req
6. large fries,
chocolate shake!Copy !req
7. Yeah, right.Copy !req
8. Captioning made possible by
U.S. department of educationCopy !req
9. television!Copy !req
10. Chips, dip, and soda.Copy !req
11. And lots
of sugary sweetsCopy !req
12. to ensure
there's no sleeping
at my sleepover!Copy !req
13. Oh, yeah, and 3 huge
beanbag chairs.Copy !req
14. That's everything
I need for tonight's
big sleepover.Copy !req
15. Thanks.Copy !req
16. Well, we want
everything perfectCopy !req
17. when Chester and a.J.
Come over to watchCopy !req
18. crash nebula
meets the crimson chin.Copy !req
19. You bet.
And I'm totally focused.Copy !req
20. I'm totally
here for you, man.Copy !req
21. Neat! An ant!Copy !req
22. I'm going to
call you "Carl."Copy !req
23. Carl! Carl, wait up!Copy !req
24. Chester and a.J.:
Timmy, we're here.Copy !req
25. It's Chester
and a.J.Copy !req
26. Hide!Copy !req
27. Aah!Copy !req
28. Aah!Copy !req
29. Carl!Copy !req
30. Oh, come on.Copy !req
31. Awesome!
- Awesome!Copy !req
32. A.J.: I'm
totally pumpedCopy !req
33. for the greatest
sleepover ever!Copy !req
34. Check out my new high-tech
crash nebula slumber suit.Copy !req
35. Mine has a space
gum ball shooter...Copy !req
36. Space horn...Copy !req
37. And a space canteen.Copy !req
38. Second in coolnessCopy !req
39. to my new chin-powered
crimson chin
slumber suit.Copy !req
40. Mine has
this chin-shaped
funfetti blaster,Copy !req
41. inflatable
bouncy-butt...Copy !req
42. And a handy dimple
for snack storage.Copy !req
43. The crimson chin rules!Copy !req
44. Crash rules!
The chin stinks!Copy !req
45. Take that back,
you eggheaded creep.Copy !req
46. Why don't you make me?Copy !req
47. Whooo-wah!Copy !req
48. Whooo-eeeh!Copy !req
49. Guys, guys.
Break it up.Copy !req
50. Can't you do something?Copy !req
51. Can't you see
I'm grieving?Copy !req
52. If only Carl were here,
he'd have the answer.Copy !req
53. Guys,
they both rule.Copy !req
54. Look out!Copy !req
55. Whoa!Copy !req
56. Oof!Copy !req
57. That's it.Copy !req
58. I'm having
a sleepover
at my house,Copy !req
59. and you're
not invited.Copy !req
60. Well, I'm having
a sleepover
at my mobile home,Copy !req
61. and you're not invited.Copy !req
62. And if you're not there,
you're not my friend anymore.Copy !req
63. Aw, man.Copy !req
64. Now my two best friendsCopy !req
65. are both having sleepovers.Copy !req
66. I remember when
Carl and I thought—Copy !req
67. We never made up.
Time moves so fast.Copy !req
68. Carl, I loved you.Copy !req
69. What are you
going to do, Timmy?Copy !req
70. You can't be
in two places
at once.Copy !req
71. Or can I?Copy !req
72. Carl can't.Copy !req
73. You guys just poof me
back and forthCopy !req
74. between each sleepover.Copy !req
75. That way,
everybody's happy.Copy !req
76. Got it?
- Got it.Copy !req
77. And, because I've
accepted the fact
that Carl's gone,Copy !req
78. I am totally focused
on helping you
to have—Copy !req
79. hey, a bee.Copy !req
80. Ooh, I'm going
to call you "Cindy."Copy !req
81. Cindy, wait up.Copy !req
82. Cindy!Copy !req
83. No-o-o-o!Copy !req
84. It's too soon.Copy !req
85. I wish
we were at a.J.'S.Copy !req
86. Ready, guys?Copy !req
87. Ah, my good friend,
not-Chester.Copy !req
88. Come on in.Copy !req
89. I knew
you'd come
to my sleepover.Copy !req
90. Well, sure, a.J.
You're my best friend ever.Copy !req
91. Lobster quiche?Copy !req
92. Don't mind if I do.Copy !req
93. Can I use the bathroom?Copy !req
94. May I use the bathroom.Copy !req
95. Hey, I asked first.Copy !req
96. What's his problem?Copy !req
97. Even though
I only knew her
for 12 seconds,Copy !req
98. I'll miss Cindy forever.Copy !req
99. Watch this.Copy !req
100. How's Cindy?
- Who's Cindy?Copy !req
101. Ah, if I can
interrupt...Copy !req
102. I wish I was
at Chester's!Copy !req
103. My good buddy, Timmy.Copy !req
104. I just knew you'd
come to my sleepover.Copy !req
105. Sure, Chester.
You're my best friend ever.Copy !req
106. Ew!Copy !req
107. Where's the TV?Copy !req
108. This is the TV!Copy !req
109. Don't missCopy !req
110. crash nebula
meets the crimson chin
tonight at—Copy !req
111. darn it!Copy !req
112. This thing stinks.Copy !req
113. Which reminds me:
Can I use the bathroom?Copy !req
114. I'd be insulted
if you didn't.Copy !req
115. What is taking him so long?Copy !req
116. Aah, much better.Copy !req
117. Ooh!Copy !req
118. Oh, that's it
on the seafood hors d'oeuvres.Copy !req
119. A.J.: Welcome
to sleepover paradise.Copy !req
120. Wow!Copy !req
121. And guess what.Copy !req
122. I just blocked
every channelCopy !req
123. except
the highly educational
major geek channel.Copy !req
124. Look!Copy !req
125. Antelopes. Huh huh!Copy !req
126. But how are we
supposed to watchCopy !req
127. crash nebula
meets the crimson chin?Copy !req
128. At least we'll
be able to seeCopy !req
129. some animal
violence.Copy !req
130. Which reminds me,Copy !req
131. I forgot to block
the animal violence.Copy !req
132. Block. Block.
Block. Block. Block...Copy !req
133. Uh, bladder's
suddenly full.Copy !req
134. Be right back.Copy !req
135. Aw, man.
The show's going
to start soon.Copy !req
136. I wish we were
at Chester's.Copy !req
137. Hey, Timmy.
Hurry up.Copy !req
138. I'm making my special dip.Copy !req
139. Tuna smelt surprise.Copy !req
140. The surprise is,
it tastes like cat food!Copy !req
141. A.J.'S, please.Copy !req
142. Block.
Block. Block...Copy !req
143. Well, it's official.Copy !req
144. Both their sleepovers stink.Copy !req
145. If only there
were some way
I could figure outCopy !req
146. how to get
Chester and a.J.
To be friends again,Copy !req
147. I could
go back to my place
for the sleepover.Copy !req
148. Narrator on TV:
Note how the smart antelope
and the poor antelopeCopy !req
149. forget their petty differences
and band togetherCopy !req
150. to defend
their pink-antlered best friend.Copy !req
151. Hey, educational
televisionCopy !req
152. has given me
a weirdly specific idea.Copy !req
153. Which is odd,
because usually it
just makes me sleepy.Copy !req
154. To the dimmsdale dump!Copy !req
155. Man on TV:
Block. Block...Copy !req
156. Hello?Copy !req
157. A.J., help me!Copy !req
158. Timmy, where are you?Copy !req
159. The old junkyard.Copy !req
160. I went back home to get
my "Chester stinks" t-shirt,Copy !req
161. and now I've
been trapped here
by vicious junkyard dogs.Copy !req
162. Save me!Copy !req
163. Timmy!Copy !req
164. Hello?Copy !req
165. Chester, help.Copy !req
166. I've been trapped
in the old junkyardCopy !req
167. by vicious dogs,
and I need help.Copy !req
168. Save me! Save me!Copy !req
169. Timmy, I'll be right there.Copy !req
170. Once they're here,Copy !req
171. they'll forget
their differencesCopy !req
172. and protect me
from the two vicious
junkyard dogs.Copy !req
173. That would be you two.Copy !req
174. Oh, right.Copy !req
175. Stay focused
and wait till
I call you.Copy !req
176. No longer grieving,
I am an unbreakable
girder of attention.Copy !req
177. Oh, a kitty!Copy !req
178. I'm going to
call you "Jimmy"Copy !req
179. and make sure nothing bad
ever happens to you.Copy !req
180. Ruff, ruff.
Ruff, ruff.Copy !req
181. Jimmy, wait up.
Jimmy?Copy !req
182. Why is he
running from me?Copy !req
183. Don't run, Jimmy.Copy !req
184. Bad things happen
to my friends
when they run.Copy !req
185. Cosmo, come back.Copy !req
186. Grr.
- Grr.Copy !req
187. What are you doing here?Copy !req
188. Saving my best friend.Copy !req
189. Where are they?Copy !req
190. Not yet, you guys.Copy !req
191. Although,
I've got to say,Copy !req
192. you totally look
vicious and dangerous...Copy !req
193. - Cosmo: Ha ha ha!Copy !req
194. Because you are
vicious and dangerous!Copy !req
195. Ok, easy.Copy !req
196. Don't provoke them.Copy !req
197. At least
if I'm on top
of this big pile,Copy !req
198. they can't reach me.Copy !req
199. Yaaaa!Copy !req
200. Oh, no.
A cat suit!Copy !req
201. Oh, no.
A vat of gravy.Copy !req
202. Oh, no. A box
of air fresheners.Copy !req
203. Scent of mailman?Copy !req
204. Yaaaa!Copy !req
205. Cosmo! Wanda!
Somebody help!Copy !req
206. Nice shot, old chum.Copy !req
207. Get 'em, pal.Copy !req
208. Chester, a.J.,
watch out!Copy !req
209. May I?Copy !req
210. I'd be insulted
if you didn't.Copy !req
211. You did it.Copy !req
212. You saved me—
together.Copy !req
213. We couldn't let you
get eaten by dogsCopy !req
214. because of
some stupid fight.Copy !req
215. Yeah, it's just too bad
we missed the big show.Copy !req
216. Who cares?Copy !req
217. Did you guys
see the wayCopy !req
218. you two teamed up
in the junkyard?Copy !req
219. That was the show.Copy !req
220. Crash and the chin
fighting side by side.Copy !req
221. Yeah!Copy !req
222. Dip, anyone?Copy !req
223. Yaaaaa!Copy !req
224. Hey, whatever.
More for me.
Heh-hoo!Copy !req
225. Yeah, your suits
were cool.Copy !req
226. I wonder
what amazing powersCopy !req
227. my kitty slumber suit has.Copy !req
228. Let's find out.Copy !req
229. Aah!Copy !req
230. Aw, Timmy, Chester, and a.J.
Are friends again,Copy !req
231. and they're finally
having their sleepover.Copy !req
232. Jimmy, come back.Copy !req
233. I promise
I won't bark any—Copy !req
234. bark! Bark!
I'm sorry,
it just slipped out.Copy !req
235. Jimmy-y-y-y!Copy !req
236. Well, he's
got 8 lives left.Copy !req
237. Uh, 7.Copy !req
238. 6.Copy !req
239. Aw, the heck with it.
Who wants dip?Copy !req
240. May I have a bandage?Copy !req
241. I'd be insulted
if you didn't.Copy !req
242. I'd be bleeding
if I didn't.
Like Carl.Copy !req
243. Carl!Copy !req
244. I want my records back!Copy !req
245. Man on TV: Good morning,
dimmsdale. I'm Chet ubetcha.Copy !req
246. Next up, a look
at our neighboring
rival city, brightburg,Copy !req
247. which has once again been voted
the best place to live.Copy !req
248. But that's not everything,
you know.Copy !req
249. Y-I-I-I-I!
- Y-I-I-I-I!Copy !req
250. But first, here's
the morning weather with a manCopy !req
251. not nearly as handsome as me,
stormy raynes.Copy !req
252. You think it'll
be finally nice enough
to go fishing today, dad?Copy !req
253. Ooh, it better be,Copy !req
254. or we'll take our anger
and frustration
out on the weatherman.Copy !req
255. Cool, because—Copy !req
256. bup-bup-bup.
The weather is on.Copy !req
257. Wow! People
in this townCopy !req
258. sure are nuts
about the weather.Copy !req
259. Uh-ba-ba.
The weather is on!Copy !req
260. Today's weather: Sunny.Copy !req
261. A perfect day
for outdoor activities,Copy !req
262. like fishing.Copy !req
263. Yay!
- Yay!Copy !req
264. Honey, Timmy,
you'll never guess
what happenedCopy !req
265. to me this morning.Copy !req
266. I won the Mrs.
dimmsdale pageant.Copy !req
267. That's nice.Copy !req
268. Great. Super.
That's nice. Bye.Copy !req
269. Aah!
- Aah!Copy !req
270. Did I say sunny?
I—I—I meant rainy.Copy !req
271. Can't a guy make
one mistake?Copy !req
272. Cheer up, dad.Copy !req
273. The forecast might
have been wrong yesterday,Copy !req
274. but I'm sure they'll
get it right today.Copy !req
275. Chet ubetcha on TV:
And now, here's
our new weatherman,Copy !req
276. the also-much-less-prettier
than meCopy !req
277. Johnny downpour.Copy !req
278. Thanks, Chet.Copy !req
279. Guess whose pie
won first prize.Copy !req
280. A-bup-bup. Weather.Copy !req
281. Uh, today
will be, uh, sunny?Copy !req
282. Please?Copy !req
283. Aah! Did I say sunny?
I—I meant freezing.Copy !req
284. Must beat weatherman,
once I thaw.Copy !req
285. Chet ubetcha: Johnny downpourCopy !req
286. was run out of town yesterday
by an angry mob.Copy !req
287. Ha ha ha! Yes!Copy !req
288. I mean, ahem,Copy !req
289. it's always a shame
to lose a valued member
of the news 7 family.Copy !req
290. I'm tired of you two
paying more attentionCopy !req
291. to the weatherman
than you do to me.Copy !req
292. Eh?Copy !req
293. So I entered the "be the new
weatherperson contest."Copy !req
294. And the winner
of the "be the new
weatherperson contest" is...Copy !req
295. Timmy Turner's mom!Copy !req
296. I won! Heh heh!Copy !req
297. What?
- What?Copy !req
298. Why didn't you
tell usCopy !req
299. you entered
that contest?Copy !req
300. I'm sorry, but if you
want to listen to me now,Copy !req
301. you'll have to do it
at 9 A.M.,Copy !req
302. noon, 5:00, 6:00,
10:00, and 11:00.Copy !req
303. Well, son,
now that your momCopy !req
304. has a high-profile
career,Copy !req
305. I'm going
to have to assume
more responsibilityCopy !req
306. and be both
your mom and dad.Copy !req
307. Good thing I made
this mom puppet.Copy !req
308. Hello, Timmy.
I'm mom.Copy !req
309. Uh-huh.Copy !req
310. Stop ignoring me.Copy !req
311. Guys, I don't know
about this.Copy !req
312. Every time the weatherperson
makes a wrong prediction,Copy !req
313. they get run out of town
by an angry mob.Copy !req
314. I don't want my momCopy !req
315. to get run out of town
by an angry mob.Copy !req
316. Oh, I'll bet
she'll do great.Copy !req
317. But just in case...Copy !req
318. Eh, eh, eh.Copy !req
319. What?Copy !req
320. And now here's
our new new weatherperson,Copy !req
321. Timmy's mom.Copy !req
322. Uh, right now,
it's very cloudy,Copy !req
323. but it will clear up...Copy !req
324. And then
a big, gaping hole
will appear downtown...Copy !req
325. And then it'll rain.
Back to you, Chet.Copy !req
326. This just in:Copy !req
327. An angry mob has formed
outside this studio.Copy !req
328. Angry mob already?Copy !req
329. If that weather
doesn't happen,Copy !req
330. they'll totally
kill her.Copy !req
331. I wish all my mother's
weather predictionsCopy !req
332. would come true.Copy !req
333. Get Timmy's mom!Copy !req
334. Would you like me
to autographCopy !req
335. your ropes and torches?Copy !req
336. It's the new incorrect
weatherperson.Copy !req
337. Gentlemen,
start your pitchforks.Copy !req
338. Ohh!Copy !req
339. The clouds—
they're gone.Copy !req
340. Just
like she said.Copy !req
341. Well, there's still
no giant hole.Copy !req
342. But now there is.Copy !req
343. Wow, I must be
really good at this.Copy !req
344. Everything
she predicted
has come true.Copy !req
345. Hip, hip, hooray!
Hip, hip, hooray!Copy !req
346. She's the greatest
weatherperson ever!Copy !req
347. Aw, look how
happy she is.Copy !req
348. And how
not-run-out-of-town
she is,Copy !req
349. which means I won't
be needing these.Copy !req
350. Come on,
let's get homeCopy !req
351. before dad
figures out we're gone.Copy !req
352. You've only
been gone 15 seconds.Copy !req
353. You think your dad
will be worried?Copy !req
354. Hey!
Where were you?Copy !req
355. There was
a 15-second periodCopy !req
356. I had no idea
where you were.Copy !req
357. Jeez, dad. Relax.Copy !req
358. Would mom get this upset?Copy !req
359. I don't know.Copy !req
360. Let's ask her
while I'm drinking
a glass of water.Copy !req
361. I think you'reCopy !req
362. getting too hard
on Timmy.Copy !req
363. Oh, sure.
Take his side.Copy !req
364. No amount of therapyCopy !req
365. will ever make
this moment ok.Copy !req
366. Hey, the news is on.Copy !req
367. It's time for...Copy !req
368. With Chet ubetcha
on today's news,Copy !req
369. but who cares about that?Copy !req
370. Because with the weather,
it's dimmsdale's ownCopy !req
371. mother nature.Copy !req
372. She's 100% accurate
100% of the time.Copy !req
373. She's dimmsdale's
hottest TV personality.Copy !req
374. Hey!Copy !req
375. Hey!Copy !req
376. Hey!Copy !req
377. Hey!Copy !req
378. Morning, mom.Copy !req
379. Uh...Copy !req
380. Ha ha!Copy !req
381. Dad did the funniest
thing yesterday,Copy !req
382. and by funny,
I mean creepyCopy !req
383. and with a puppet.Copy !req
384. Uh, you're still
mad at me and dadCopy !req
385. for not listening,
aren't you?Copy !req
386. Not very fond
of gettingCopy !req
387. the cold shoulder,
are you?Copy !req
388. Bye.Copy !req
389. Good news!Copy !req
390. We're having
gelatin-brand gelatin
for breakfast.Copy !req
391. And I filled it
with broccoli,Copy !req
392. so it's healthy.Copy !req
393. And look,
no matter how much
it jiggles,Copy !req
394. the broccoli
stays safely in place.Copy !req
395. I miss mom.Copy !req
396. And I miss
the angry mobs,Copy !req
397. but we're both
going to
have to move on.Copy !req
398. It's time
for dimmsdale's number one
half-hour newscast,Copy !req
399. with Chet ubetchaCopy !req
400. and—with her expanded,
29-minute, 59-second
weathercast—Copy !req
401. Timmy's mom.Copy !req
402. What?
What about me?
I'm hot, too.Copy !req
403. Gosh.Copy !req
404. I don't mean to rain
on Mr. ubetcha's parade.Copy !req
405. And now,
here's my forecast.Copy !req
406. Ooh, wow, she's good.Copy !req
407. She predicted weather
that defied the laws
of science.Copy !req
408. I know what
you mean by that.Copy !req
409. You think she's prettier
than me.Copy !req
410. Come back.Copy !req
411. Ah, I sure wish
there was a way
to get mom back here.Copy !req
412. Well, you could
always try doing
what cosmo doesCopy !req
413. when he does
something wrong.Copy !req
414. Blame Wanda.Copy !req
415. It's all
your fault.Copy !req
416. Stop yelling at me.Copy !req
417. Ow! Ow! Ow!Copy !req
418. Maybe I'll just apologize.Copy !req
419. Mom,
I know dad and ICopy !req
420. weren't paying
enough attention
to you,Copy !req
421. and I'm sorry.Copy !req
422. Awww.
- Awww.Copy !req
423. Apology accepted.Copy !req
424. I miss you, too.Copy !req
425. So you'll come homeCopy !req
426. and make dad
get rid of
that creepy puppet?Copy !req
427. Well, I can't just quit.Copy !req
428. I have a contract.Copy !req
429. Hmm, if I predicted weather
that destroyed the town,Copy !req
430. they'd have to run me
out of the destroyed town.Copy !req
431. Mom, no!Copy !req
432. Wait!Copy !req
433. Tonight I'm predicting hail
the size of minivans.Copy !req
434. Then, uh,
the world's largest
lightning storm.Copy !req
435. And, um—Copy !req
436. oh, oh, and then we'll
have a massive earthquake.Copy !req
437. But the good news is, tomorrow,
if we're still alive,Copy !req
438. it'll be nice enough
to fish.Copy !req
439. Oh, no—my wish.Copy !req
440. Because my mom
predicted that,Copy !req
441. it's all going to happen.Copy !req
442. Cosmo! Wanda!Copy !req
443. I wish my mom
was wrong
about the weather.Copy !req
444. Too late.
She's already predicted it.Copy !req
445. It's got
to happen anyway.Copy !req
446. I told you
it was
a stupid wish.Copy !req
447. Why don't
you listen?Copy !req
448. We'll have
to get creative.Copy !req
449. Come on.
We've got weather
to stop.Copy !req
450. It's time to fool
mother nature.Copy !req
451. What's first?Copy !req
452. Hail.Copy !req
453. The size of minivans.Copy !req
454. Fully loaded
minivans.Copy !req
455. I wish there
was a giant trampoline
over dimmsdale.Copy !req
456. Aah!Copy !req
457. The lightning storm.Copy !req
458. How are we
going to protect
the town from that?Copy !req
459. Aah!Copy !req
460. Hey! That's
working out fabulously.Copy !req
461. And all that
leaves is the—Copy !req
462. Earthquake!Copy !req
463. Run! Run for your life!Copy !req
464. And while you're running,Copy !req
465. enjoy this
nutritious last meal.Copy !req
466. No matter how much
it jiggles,Copy !req
467. the broccoli
stays in place.Copy !req
468. That's it!Copy !req
469. I wish the town was protected
by gelatin-brand gelatin.Copy !req
470. Yay!Copy !req
471. Aah!Copy !req
472. It's working.Copy !req
473. And it's delicious.Copy !req
474. Aah!Copy !req
475. And we're safe.Copy !req
476. But what
are we going to do
with all this goop?Copy !req
477. Chet ubetcha:
Yes, it's been chaosCopy !req
478. in worst-place-to-live
brightburg...Copy !req
479. But who cares?Copy !req
480. Mama ubetcha's son
is number one again.Copy !req
481. More lemonade
as you tell me
about your day?Copy !req
482. Yes, and thank you.Copy !req
483. Aw, that's sweet.Copy !req
484. They're finally
listening to her.Copy !req
485. Yeah, but as far
as everybody knows,Copy !req
486. she got
the weather wrong.Copy !req
487. Where's the angry mob?
I want my angry mob!Copy !req
488. Leave me alone.Copy !req
489. I'm just a puppet—
a puppet, I tell you.Copy !req
490. Yay!
An angry mob!Copy !req
491. I blame you.Copy !req
492. Captioning made possible by
U.S. department of educationCopy !req
493. captioned by the national
captioning institute
—www.Ncicap.Org—Copy !req
494. Frederator!Copy !req