1. THAT TWERP!
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3. FLOATY, CROWNY THINGS!
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4. YEAH, RIGHT!
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5. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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6. TIMMY! OH, TIMMY!
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7. WHERE IS HE?
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8. AAAH!
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9. I TOLD HIM
TO CLEAN UP HIS ROOM.
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10. THIS IS HORRIBLE!
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11. SHIELD YOUR EYES!
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12. DO YOU THINK
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13. SHOULDN'T YOU BE
CLEANING YOUR ROOM?
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14. AH, HE CAN ALWAYS
WISH IT CLEAN.
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15. RIGHT! AND UNTIL THEN...
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16. WHAT BETTER WAY
TO PROCRASTINATE
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17. THAN BY FIGHTING EVIL...
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18. INSIDE THE ESSENTIAL
CRIMSON CHIN!
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19. ALL THE WAY BACK
TO THE 1920s.
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20. AND IN THIS ISSUE,
THE CRIMSON CHIN FIGHTS...
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21. THE IRON LUNG!
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22. AAH! HE'S TOO STRONG!
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23. HANG ON, CLEFT!
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24. I'LL GIVE YOU AN ENERGY BOOST
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25. SUCKING... POWER...
TOO STRONG!
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26. CAN'T... BREAK... FREE!
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27. NICE WORK, C.C.
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28. AND THANKS, KLEPTO
AND ACE THE CHIN HOUND!
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29. ARF!
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30. ARF!
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31. JUMPING JAWBONES!
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32. THAT MANDIBLE-MANGLING
HEAP OF HORROR
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33. CAN ONLY BE THE WORK
OF ONE FIEND—
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34. THE NEGA-CHIN!
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35. WHO'S THE NEGA-CHIN?
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36. HE'S MY EVIL TWIN FROM
A PARALLEL CHINIVERSE.
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37. HE HAS ALL MY POWERS,
DEVASTATING GOOD LOOKS,
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38. AN AMAZING
SENSE OF FASHION!
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39. QUICK! WE'LL DO
A CHINSPECTION
OF THE CITY.
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40. YOU LOOK THIS WAY,
AND I'LL LOOK...
THAT WAY.
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41. Mom and Dad:
TIMMY, WHERE ARE YOU?
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42. OH, NO! MOM AND DAD
ARE COMING!
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43. I WISH WE WERE BACK
IN MY ROOM!
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44. WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
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45. I HAVE THE STRANGEST
FEELING THAT
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46. IF I WRAPPED
MY HANDS AROUND
YOUR TINY THROAT,
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47. I'D BE DOING IT
IN 3 DIMENSIONS.
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48. THIS IS MY WORLD,
REMEMBER?
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49. MY 3-DIMENSIONAL WORLD.
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50. YOU BROUGHT HIM
HERE, TOO?
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51. WELL, WHEN YOU
MADE THE WISH,
YOU SAID "WE."
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52. AND "WE" CAN MEAN
ANYTHING—WE THREE,
WE THE PEOPLE,
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53. OR MY FAVORITE...
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54. WHEE!
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55. TIMMY?
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56. OH, NO!
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57. WHAT'S THIS?
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58. Mom and Dad: TIMMY!
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59. QUICK! HOOF HIM
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60. KEEP HIM BUSY.
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61. GIVE HIM ANYTHING
HE WANTS UNTIL
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62. CRUMBLING CAVITIES!
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63. TAKING OVER THIS WORLD
IS GOING TO BE A SNAP.
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64. UM, MR. CHIN,
ARE YOU OK?
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65. YOUR COSTUME
SEEMS DIFFERENT.
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66. OH, THIS?
IT'S A MOOD COSTUME.
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67. IT TURNS DARK
WHEN I GET INTENSE.
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68. WELL, WHAT
DO YOU WANT TO DO,
MR. CRIMSON CHIN, SIR?
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69. AS YOU KNOW,
WE'RE INCREDIBLE
MAGICAL FAIRIES,
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70. AND TIMMY HAS
ORDERED US TO GIVE YOU
ANYTHING YOU WANT.
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71. GOOD THING
YOU'RE NOT EVIL.
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72. ANYTHING?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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73. TIMMY, I SAID I WANTED
THIS ROOM CLEAN!
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74. IF IT'S NOT SPOTLESS
BY 9:00 TONIGHT,
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75. YOU'RE GROUNDED!
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76. AAAH!
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77. HONEY, NO!
IT'S TOO HORRIFYING.
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78. OK. NOW I WISH THE CHIN
BACK INTO THE BOOK.
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79. AND...
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80. HUH?
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81. GUYS,
WHAT HAPPENED?
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82. ega-Chin: COME,
MY PARTNERS IN PAIN!
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83. IT'S TIME TO TEACH
THIS 3-DIMENSIONAL WORLD
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84. MY 3 Ds—
DESTRUCTION, DOOM...
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85. AND, UH, MORE DOOM!
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86. OH, NO! THAT WAS
THE NEGA-CHIN!
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87. WE BROUGHT HIM HERE,
AND I TOLD YOU
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88. TO GIVE HIM WHATEVER
HE WISHED FOR!
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89. WHAT DID HE
WISH FOR?
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90. ONE, ALL OF HIS
SUPERVILLAIN BUDDIES
OUT OF THE BOOK...
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91. 2, IMMUNITY FROM
BEING WISHED BACK
INTO THE BOOK...
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92. 3, THAT OUR MAGIC
COULDN'T TOUCH HIM
OR HIS PALS,
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93. AND 4...
HEY, I COUNTED TO 4!
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94. HIS FOURTH WISH
WAS THAT YOU COULDN'T
WISH YOUR ROOM CLEAN.
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95. THAT FIEND!
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96. MY PARENTS ARE GONNA
TOTALLY KILL ME!
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97. HEY, MY PARENTS!
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98. WE MIGHT NOT BE ABLE
TO DO ANYTHING,
BUT MY PARENTS CAN!
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99. I WISH MY PARENTS HAD
SUPER POWERS AGAIN
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100. AND WERE MIGHTY MOM
AND DYNO DAD!
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101. WELL, THAT WAS ODD.
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102. EVIL NEEDS FIGHTING
IN DIMMSDALE.
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103. I'M CHET UBETCHA.
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104. IN WHAT CAN ONLY
BE DESCRIBED
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105. AS A 10-YEAR-OLD'S TWISTED
COMIC-BOOK FANTASY GONE AWRY,
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106. DIMMSDALE IS BEING
OVERRUN BY SUPERPOWERED FREAKS!
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107. WHO ARE YOU
CALLIN' A FREAK?
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108. HONEY, NO!
IT'S TOO MUCH EVIL!
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109. AAH!
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110. THERE'S NO TIME
FOR THAT.
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111. MIGHTY MOM AND
DYNO DAD POWERS...
ACTIVATE!
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112. THERE. ALL DONE.
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113. COME ON!
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114. LET'S GO DOWNTOWN
AND WATCH THEM
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115. KICK SOME
BAD-GUY BUTT!
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116. AAAAAH!
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117. LOOK! IT'S
THE BRASS KNUCKLES!
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118. NOW THAT WE'RE
IN THE REAL WORLD,
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119. WE'LL NEED REAL MONEY.
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120. Man, over radio:
FIRE AT WILL!
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121. IT'S THE TITANIUM
TOENAIL!
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122. BEAT THEM UP
AT WILL!
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123. IT'S THE BRONZE
KNEECAP!
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124. YOUR 3-DIMENSIONAL
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!
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125. WE'RE IN CHARGE HERE.
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126. WE'RE MAKING UP
OUR OWN STORIES,
AND THIS TIME,
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127. WE'RE GOING TO WIN!
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128. Dyno Dad:
GUESS AGAIN,
YOU BIG BULLY.
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129. COOL!
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130. I'LL SAY!
YOUR DAD LOOKS
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131. PRETTY GOOD
IN TIGHTS.
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132. HEY! I'M OVER HERE.
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133. AND NOT IN TIGHTS.
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134. THIS IS OUR TOWN!
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135. YEAH, SO GIVE IT BACK!
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136. IF IT'S A SUPERFIGHT
YOU WANT,
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137. IT'S A SUPERFIGHT
YOU'LL GET.
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138. WHAT, NO CUP HOLDERS?
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139. THIS IS
GONNA BE GOOD.
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140. FOR EVIL!
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141. FOR JUSTICE!
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142. WELL, YOU KNOW
I DON'T HIT GIRLS.
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143. I'M NOT A GIRL.
I'M A SOCCER MOM!
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144. Nega-Chin: YOUR POWERS
ARE POWERLESS
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145. AGAINST THE POWER-ZAPPING
POWER OF MY NEGA...
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146. UH... VISION...
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147. POWER!
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148. AAAAH!
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149. AAAAH!
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150. THAT... LIGHT... IS...
SUCKING MY... STRENGTH.
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151. LOSING... MUSCLES...
AND TONE.
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152. EEH! GETTING...
LESS... BUFF!
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153. OH, NO!
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154. WE'VE LOST OUR POWERS!
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155. THIS IS TERRIBLE!
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156. THE NEGA-CHIN TOOK
YOUR PARENTS' POWERS AWAY!
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157. IF ONLY THE CRIMSON CHIN
WERE HERE!
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158. OH, SURE.
ASK FOR ANOTHER
GUY IN TIGHTS.
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159. HEY, WHY JUST ASK
FOR ONE OF THEM
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160. WHEN I CAN WISH
FOR ALL OF THEM?
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161. THE 1930s
PULP FICTION CHIN,
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162. THE FORTIES
WORLD WAR II
SURGEON CHIN,
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163. THE FIFTIES
SQUARE-JAWED
COMMIE BUSTER CHIN,
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164. THE SIXTIES
PSYCHEDELIC CHIN,
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165. THE SEVENTIES
DISCO CHIN,
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166. THE EIGHTIES
OVERLY MUSCULAR
WEAPON-TOTING CHIN,
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167. THE NINETIES
GRUNGE CHIN,
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168. AND THE
NEW MILLENNIUM
CRIMSON CHIN!
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169. LET'S GET MANDIBULAR!
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170. SURRENDER,
EVILDOER!
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171. THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
TO ESCAPE THE PAIN, BUNKY,
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172. AND IT'S IN HERE!
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173. YOU'RE RIGHT,
AND YOU TWO
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174. STILL HAVE TO DO
WHAT I SAY.
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175. I WISH WE WERE ALL BACK
IN THE COMIC BOOK!
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176. WE'LL MEET AGAIN,
CRIMSON CHINS.
I SWEAR IT!
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177. YOU CAN'T SWEAR.
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178. ONLY THE SUPER EDGY
1985 CRIMSON CHIN
CAN SWEAR.
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179. YEAH, AND I GOT
CANCELED FOR IT.
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180. Crimson Chin: YOU DID
A GREAT JOB HELPING ME
DEFEAT THE NEGA-CHIN,
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181. BUT NEXT TIME,
LEAVE THE SUPERHEROING
TO THE SUPERHEROES,
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182. LIKE ME!
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183. BECAUSE YOU TWO MAKE
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184. A GREAT PAIR
OF SUPERPARENTS!
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185. HMM.
THAT HAIR...
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186. THOSE PANTS...
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187. THAT HAT...
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188. THAT REMINDS ME.
WE'VE GOT TO GO HOME
AND PUNISH TIMMY!
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189. OH, NO! I'M DOOMED...
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190. OR AM I?
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191. THANKS FOR NOT USING
YOUR AMAZING POWERS
TO END WORLD HUNGER
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192. AND HELP ME CLEAN
MY ROOM INSTEAD, GUYS...
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193. AND WITH ONE MINUTE
TO SPARE.
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194. YOU HELPED US
CLEAN UP EVIL, TIMMY.
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195. IT'S THE LEAST
WE CAN DO.
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196. AND REMEMBER, IF THOSE
BAD GUYS EVER ESCAPE,
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197. YOU CAN ALWAYS CALL ME.
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198. AND ME.
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199. AND ME!
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200. AND ME.
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201. NOT ME.
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202. I GOT CANCELED.
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203. TIMMY?
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204. IT'S SO CLEAN!
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205. EEH! IT'S TOO CLEAN!
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206. SHIELD YOUR EYES!
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207. AH! A SUNNY
SATURDAY AFTERNOON.
KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
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208. THAT IT'S SATURDAY,
AND THE AFTERNOON?
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209. YEP, AND DAD PROMISED
HE'D PLAY CATCH WITH ME.
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210. BUT, TIMMY,
SATURDAY'S THE DAY
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211. YOUR DAD DOES
ALL HIS CHORES,
REMEMBER?
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212. WE'LL PLAY CATCH
AS SOON AS I'M DONE
MOWING THE LAWN, SON.
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213. AS SOON AS I'M DONE
PAINTING THE HOUSE, SON.
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214. AS SOON AS I FIND
THE UNDERGROUND CITY
OF THE MOLE PEOPLE, SON.
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215. COOL! THERE AREN'T
ANY CHORES LEFT.
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216. OW THERE'S
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
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217. FROM SPENDING
THE DAY WITH ME!
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218. UH! I CAN'T SPEND
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219. I FOUND A GRAY HAIR...
IN MY NOSE!
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220. SO?
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221. TIMMY,
GRAYING NASAL HAIR
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222. IS THE UNIVERSAL SIGN
OF A MAN GETTING OLD!
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223. LIVER SPOTS...
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224. WRINKLES...
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225. AN EXPIRATION DATE...
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226. HALLUCINATING
MY TOWELS HAVE FACES!
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227. OH, NO!
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228. TIMMY'S DAD
IS GOING THROUGH
HIS MIDLIFE CRISIS.
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229. HEY, THAT SOUNDS
LIKE FUN!
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230. I WANT
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231. AND I'M GOING
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232. BY LIVING OUT
MY YOUTHFUL DREAM
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233. OF BECOMING
A WATERCOLOR ARTIST.
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234. WE'RE IN WATER,
YOU KNOW.
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235. MY ART! NO-O-O-O!
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236. SON, QUICK!
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237. WHAT DO YOU DO
THAT MAKES YOU
FEEL YOUNG?
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238. UH, LOOK AT
MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE?
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239. WORK WITH ME, BOY.
SOMETHING ELSE!
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240. UH, MAKE YOU
BUY ME TOYS?
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241. YEAH! LET'S MAKE ME
BUY ME TOYS!
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242. CAN WE HAVE
MONEY FOR TOYS?
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243. WHAT YOU GONNA GET
WITH YOUR TOY MONEY, DAD?
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244. OOH, SOMETHING
I'VE WANTED
SINCE I WAS A KID—
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245. A RADIO-CONTROLLED
'55 STRYKER Z!
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TAIL FINS,
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247. HUGE ENGINE,
AND TWO-TONE PAINT JOB,
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248. IT WAS THE COOLEST
TOY CAR EVER!
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249. LIKE THAT CAR
OVER THERE?
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250. UH! HOLY
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251. IT'S A REAL STRYKER Z!
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252. THAT CAR! HOW MUCH
FOR THAT CAR?
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253. IT'S NOT MY CAR.
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254. I HAVE $50.
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255. THEN IT'S $50.
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256. AND TIMMY HAS $50.
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257. THEN IT'S $100.
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258. DEAL!
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259. DAD! WAIT!
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260. HOWDY.
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261. I'M DOUG DIMMADOME,
OWNER OF THE DIMMSDALE
DIMMADOME,
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262. HOME TO THE DIMMSDALE
AUTO SHOW,
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263. AND I'D LIKE
TO BUY THAT ANTIQUE
METAL DEATHTRAP.
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264. SORRY.
YOU'RE TOO LATE.
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265. DIMMA DARN!
AND I WAS GONNA PAY YOU
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266. 10,000 DIMMA DOLLARS.
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267. WHICH MAKES YOU
NOT TOO LATE.
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268. LISTEN HERE,
MISSY MOOMOO.
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269. YOU DELIVER THAT CAR
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270. TO MY
PRECARIOUSLY PERCHED
CLIFFSIDE ESTATE,
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271. AND THIS HERE GIANT
WAD OF MONEY IS YOURS.
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272. I GOT TO GET
THAT CAR BACK.
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273. DAD, CAN WE PLEASE
PLAY BALL NOW?
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274. IN A MINUTE, TIMMY,
JUST AS SOON AS I'M DONE
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275. FIXING UP MY NEW SON—
I MEAN, CAR.
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276. YOU DON'T THINK
HE'S GOING TO GET
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277. ALL CRAZY ABOUT
THE CAR, DO YOU?
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278. THAT'S A YES.
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279. AND I'VE IMMORTALIZED
THIS YES
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280. IN THIS PAINTING
CALLED YOUR DAD IS
ALL CRAZY ABOUT HIS CAR.
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281. AND LO, IT IS DONE!
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282. COOL! CAN WE GO
FOR A RIDE?
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283. IF BY "WE"
YOU MEAN THE CAR AND ME,
THEN THE ANSWER IS YES!
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284. DAD, YOU'VE SPENT
ALL WEEK WITH THAT CAR.
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285. CAN WE PLEASE DO
SOMETHING TOGETHER TODAY?
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286. YOU MEAN LIKE
GO TO THE DIMMSDALE
AUTO SHOW TOGETHER?
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287. THAT WOULD BE GREAT!
YOU MEAN I CAN GO?
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288. I WISH!
BUT IT'S THE DIMMSDALE
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289. "ONLY IF YOU'RE
OLD ENOUGH TO
DRIVE IN" AUTO SHOW.
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290. IT'S JUST FOR CARS
AND THE YOUNG ADULTS
WHO DRIVE THEM, LIKE ME!
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291. NOT YOU.
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292. AUTO SHOW, HUH?
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293. PERFECT! AND NOW THAT
HE'S FIXED IT UP,
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294. I'LL GET EVEN MORE
DIMMA DOLLARS
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295. FROM MR. DIMMADORK.
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296. MAN! I NEVER GET
TO DO STUFF WITH DAD.
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297. IT'S LIKE HE LOVES
THAT STUPID CAR
MORE THAN ME.
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298. WELL, HE'S GONNA
SPEND TIME WITH ME
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299. WHETHER HE KNOWS IT
OR NOT.
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300. I WISH I WAS
THE STRYKER Z!
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301. COOL!
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302. I FEEL FAST
AND FURIOUS.
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303. I FEEL LUCKY.
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304. I FEEL LIKE DRIVING
LIKE A MANIAC!
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305. YAHOO!
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306. HEY, LOOK OUT!
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307. WOW! YOU TALK
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308. THAT REMINDS ME
OF SOMEONE I NEVER
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309. OK, WHATEVER.
WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO?
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310. AAH! AAAAAH!
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311. JUST LET ME DO IT.
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312. YOU CAN
STEER YOURSELF?
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313. YOU ARE THE COOLEST
CAR EVER!
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314. SEE THE GENIUS CAR!
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315. IT TALKS,
IT DRIVES ITSELF,
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316. AND IT'S GOT
LUCKY DICE!
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317. BUT IT DOESN'T
HAVE A BATHROOM.
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318. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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319. DAD, HELP!
I'M BEING STOLEN!
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320. I MEAN, THE CAR'S
BEING STOLEN!
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321. HEY, THAT SOUNDS
LIKE... TIMMY!
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322. HE MUST HAVE STOWED
AWAY IN THE TRUNK
OF THE STRYKER Z!
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323. TIMMY, HANG ON!
I'M COMING!
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324. AAH! FAN BELT!
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325. AAAAH!
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326. YEAH!
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327. I'M ON MY WAY,
MR. DIMMADORK.
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328. WHAT?
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329. UH, DIMMADOME.
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330. JUST START
WADDING UP MY CASH.
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331. IT'S A DIMMA DEAL!
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332. DIMMA DON'T GO
CHANGIN'.
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333. QUICK! COSMO, WANDA!
I WISH...
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334. WOW. YOU TALK...
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335. IN A NASALLY VOICE
THAT REMINDS ME
OF SOMEONE I HATE?
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336. Man, on radio:
AND NOW, HERE'S THE...
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337. SENOR COSMO,
SENOR WANDA!
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338. I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH.
DO YOU?
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339. SPANISH? I BARELY
SPEAK ENGLISH.
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340. RIGHTEOUS FACE PLANT
GRANDPA.
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341. O TIME TO DECIPHER
YOUR HIP YOUNG LINGO, SON,
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342. BUT I'D BE EVER SO GRATEFUL
IF I COULD COMMANDEER
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343. YOUR BATTERY-POWERED
TRANSPORTATION VEHICLE.
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344. YOU MEAN MY SCOOTER?
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345. WHOA, WHOA.
YOU'VE LOST ME AGAIN.
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346. I'LL ALSO NEED
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347. YOU MEAN MY HELMET?
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348. WORK WITH ME, BOY!
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349. UNHAND
THAT STRYKER Z!
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350. HEY! THAT PUNK'S
TRYING TO STEAL
THE CAR I'M STEALING!
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351. AY! PAPI!
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352. AAAH!
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353. DARN IT!
THE BATTERY'S DEAD.
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354. DAD!
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355. THERE'S DIMMADOME'S
PRECARIOUSLY PERCHED
CLIFFSIDE ESTATE.
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356. WHAT THE HECK?
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357. AAH! OOH!
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358. WHOO WHOO WHOO
WHOO! WHOA!
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359. AAH! WOW. I'M NOT DEAD.
THAT'S A LUCKY BREAK.
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360. I HAVE TO REMEMBER
WHEN I GET TIMMY
OUT OF THE TRUNK
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361. TO TELL HIM TO NEVER TRY
A STUPID STUNT LIKE THAT.
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362. AAAAH!
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363. UM... TA-DA!
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364. HOLD ON, DUDES!
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365. WHOA! YOU LOST ME THERE
WITH YOUR HIP
YOUNG LINGO, SON.
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366. HEH HEH.
HI, MR. TURNER.
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367. THERE'S A PERFECTLY
GOOD EXPLANATION
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368. FOR WHY I TOOK BACK
MY CAR.
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369. I'M SURE THERE IS,
BUT I DON'T CARE.
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370. I JUST SHREDDED
MY WAY THROUGH
MY MIDLIFE CRISIS.
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371. I JUST WANT MY SON
OUT OF THE TRUNK.
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372. TIMMY!
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373. HERE HE COMES.
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374. HURRY!
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375. I WISH I WAS IN THE TRUNK!
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376. HI, DAD.
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377. TIMMY!
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378. WHAT IS THE MATTER
WITH YOU?
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379. YOU COULD HAVE
BEEN KILLED!
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380. OH, LIKE YOU CARE.
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381. YOU WERE ONLY
WORRIED ABOUT
YOUR STUPID CAR.
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382. YOU NEVER EVEN
LET ME RIDE
IN IT—EVER!
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383. OF COURSE I DIDN'T.
WITH ITS LACK OF AIR BAGS,
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384. ROPES, SEAT BELTS,
AND POINTY METAL BODY,
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385. THAT CAR IS A SCREAMING
METAL DEATHTRAP.
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386. I'D NEVER RISK YOUR LIFE
BY LETTING YOU RIDE IN IT.
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387. SO YOU WERE
IGNORING ME
TO PROTECT ME?
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388. I WAS IGNORING YOU
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU,
TOMMY!
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389. SO I CAN BUY
THE CAR BACK?
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390. IT'S ALL YOURS.
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391. AND I'M ALL YOURS!
COME ON, SON.
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392. LET'S GO PLAY
SOME CATCH.
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393. COOL!
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394. AND NOW I'LL TAKE
MY 10,000...
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395. DOLLARS?
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396. AAH!
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397. OOH!
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398. AAH!
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399. AAAH!
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400. HE'S RIGHT!
IT IS A SCREAMING
METAL DEATHTRAP!
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401. AAAAH!
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402. YOU REALIZE,
OF COURSE,
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403. THE DIMMA DEAL IS
DIMMA DONE.
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404. DIMMA DRAT!
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405. LET'S GO AGAIN!
LET'S GO AGAIN!
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406. OH, LOOK!
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407. TIMMY'S FINALLY PLAYING
CATCH WITH HIS DAD.
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408. ISN'T THAT GREAT, COSMO?
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409. COSMO?
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410. WHAT? NOW I'M
GOING THROUGH MY
ESCAPE ARTIST DAYS.
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411. WAIT! COME BACK!
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412. YOU'RE ONLY IGNORING ME
BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME!
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413. WOW. YOU MUST LOVE ME
A WHOLE LOT.
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414. WANDA? HELLO?
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415. ANYONE?
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416. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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417. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—
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