The Fairly OddParents 3x3

Directed by Butch Hartman • Wincat Alcala

Timmy wants to impress Trixie Tang with a film, but Tad and Chad have produced their own big-budget film starring actual actors. Although Timmy knows he can't use his fairies to win the competition, there is nothing against Da Rules that says he can't film actual historical events as part of his movie.

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1. bad twerp!

2. wands and wings. Floaty, crowny things.

3. obtuse, rubber goose,

4. green moose, guava juice.

5. Giant snake, birthday cake,

6. large fries, chocolate shake!

7. yeah, right.

8. Captioning made possible by U.S. department of education and nickelodeon

9. captioned by the national captioning institute —www.Ncicap.Org—

10. attention!

11. Men, you are facing a dangerous battle.

12. A battle some of you might not come back from.

13. A battle of love!

14. Tomorrow is Valentine's day,

15. and you are going to spread the love on earth.

16. Because a world without love

17. is a world filled with hate.

18. And we hate hate,

19. and we love love.

20. Wow, you guys are pumped.

21. Come on, everybody!

22. Let's march!

23. Love, love, love, love.

24. Love, love, love, love.

25. Love, love, love, love.

26. Looks like cupid's really got his troops ready

27. for tomorrow's big day.

28. Yeah, look!

29. It's the fairy-16 thunderhearts.

30. Thanks for bringing me here before school, guys.

31. I didn't realize Valentine's day

32. was such a big deal in fairy world.

33. Love, love—

34. Are you nuts?

35. Valentine's love is the most powerful magic there is.

36. - Watch.

37. Valentine's love is the energy source

38. that powers me and my love domain

39. all year round!

40. And this little baby shows me just how much

41. is at my disposal.

42. Oh, i love Valentine's day.

43. Me, too.

44. Valentine's day is the only day

45. i can try to get a kiss from trixie tang

46. and not violate the restraining order!

47. What makes you think it's your call?

48. I'm cupid!

49. I'm the one who gets to choose who your Valentine is.

50. So let's take a look

51. and see what fate might have in store.

52. Please be trixie. Please be trixie.

53. I love you, Timmy!

54. Aah! Not tootie!

55. Aw. Maybe she'll be

56. your first Valentine's day kiss!

57. I want it to be trixie.

58. Hey, i wear the diaper here, Mr. picky pants.

59. I've got an arrow with your name on it.

60. And come tomorrow,

61. I'm using it any way i want.

62. Happy Valentine's day.

63. Man, that is one testy fairy.

64. I don't want to get stuck with tootie.

65. I've gotta convince cupid

66. that trixie is my special someone.

67. There's not a moment to lose!

68. Psst. Want to buy a Valentine?

69. "Violets are blue, roses are red,

70. i think you're dreamy, i love you, Fred."

71. You're selling people's old valentines?

72. Yeah. I'm making old love new again.

73. I can't give this to trixie.

74. I'm gonna need to have something better than this.

75. Remember last year?

76. Valentine's day gifts for trixie!

77. I brought a pony.

78. I brought a vial of eternal beauty.

79. I brought a crudely-drawn card.

80. Pull!

81. Aaah!

82. Guys, it's majorly important

83. that trixie becomes my Valentine.

84. Aw, Timmy, you just gotta figure out what girls love.

85. Robots?

86. Action figures?

87. Sports! - Sports!

88. well, trixie?

89. Will you be my Valentine?

90. Oh, Timmy.

91. Pull!

92. Aaah!

93. Aah!

94. I can't believe it.

95. She threw me aside like garbage.

96. Cheer up, garbage.

97. At least all the other losers broke your fall.

98. The only thing that would make this worse

99. would be if every girl in dimmsdale saw this.

100. Who'd want to be his Valentine?

101. I would! I think he's dreamy.

102. Stop it!

103. Stop laughing at me!

104. Valentine!

105. Come back!

106. Well, you know, maybe you should let tootie be your Valentine.

107. Well, of course you'd think that.

108. It was your stupid song

109. that got me launched into this mess!

110. Get tootie away from me.

111. Get 'em all away from me.

112. I wish i lived in a world without girls!

113. Just put 'em all someplace else!

114. He loves me not.

115. He loves me not.

116. I love him not. I love him not.

117. I love him not. I love him not.

118. I love him... Not.

119. Happy Valentine's day!

120. I made heart-shaped—

121. footballs!

122. Dinkelberg, go long!

123. Ok, Turner!

124. Keep going.

125. That's long enough.

126. Ooh, the dimmsdale dress emporium.

127. Cool!

128. The himsdale sports emporium!

129. Ahh.

130. I feel weird.

131. I know.

132. It's actually quiet enough to think.

133. I feel as though

134. i finally have a blank canvas

135. on which we women

136. can paint for ourselves

137. our vision of what we feel the world should be.

138. Yay!

139. Hmm. All this female empowerment

140. makes me think something might be missing.

141. Yeah, shoes!

142. To the mall!

143. Ah, Valentine's day.

144. I'm sure by now we're up to our armpits

145. in Valentine's love.

146. And now it's time to make with that love.

147. What in the Sam hill is going on here?

148. Sir, something's happening on earth,

149. and you're not gonna like it.

150. Aah!

151. The world is running out of Valentine's love!

152. Get my cherubs out there to spread the love!

153. And quick, before we lose all power.

154. Sir, the cherubs have lost the love!

155. Launch the thunderhearts!

156. Divert all emergency energy to my coffee machine.

157. And find me the dope who is responsible...

158. For this latte!

159. It's fabulous!

160. Yeah! All the girls went away!

161. Wait a minute. I'm a girl!

162. Hoo. I feel like something's missing.

163. It's almost like I've had some twit

164. chattering in my ear for the last 10,000 years.

165. Hey, chocolate!

166. Wanda?

167. What's a Wanda?

168. A Wanda? Uh, it's a wrestling move.

169. Like a bodyslam.

170. Wanda!

171. Gaah! No!

172. This is great. A world without girls.

173. I can do anything i want!

174. I'm free!

175. Wow, freedom stinks.

176. Well, any news?

177. Well, the boys and girls are still magically separated,

178. you're running out of love power,

179. and there's only one diaper left.

180. Oh, poop.

181. This is the worst Valentine's day ever!

182. Ah, if this needle hits nots of love,

183. I'm going to disappear forever.

184. Heaven only knows

185. what that town full of males

186. has turned my precious Valentine's day into.

187. Gross.

188. Thanks.

189. Food fight!

190. Let's go to the bathroom!

191. Anywhere we want!

192. I love being a male human.

193. And i love being a male fairy.

194. But i can't help but think that something's missing.

195. Missing? What could be missing

196. in a world of steaks, facial hair,

197. and sports?

198. Oh, that men's world is totally lacking in style.

199. We're getting close to identifying

200. the child who made the wish, sir.

201. Is it Tammy Turner?

202. Ooh, no, I'm sorry.

203. Well, hurry.

204. There's only a little love left.

205. No, this is not good.

206. But this is scrumptious!

207. You like it? It's French vanilla.

208. Hey, dad. What are you men doing?

209. What we always do.

210. Huaaah!

211. Having a needless tug of war.

212. But in my heart,

213. i can't help but feel that something's missing.

214. Like chainsaws!

215. Aah!

216. Ooh, look at this beauty.

217. Her sleek lines, her beautiful teeth,

218. her awesome destructive power!

219. I don't know why,

220. but i want to call you "mom."

221. It doesn't fill the void!

222. Man, dad still misses mom.

223. And he doesn't even remember what a mom is.

224. Chicken wing?

225. No. Carburetor?

226. No!

227. Nothing fills the void!

228. Nothing fills the void.

229. Oh, man, what have i done?

230. Cosmo, I've made a terrible mistake.

231. I wish the girls were back.

232. Ok!

233. What's a girl?

234. Uh, well, they're soft, and, uh, mushy?

235. No, they're kind,

236. and, uh, they make you feel special.

237. No! Aw, come on.

238. I'm gonna name you Wanda.

239. I don't know what's missing, either!

240. Maybe it's waffle irons.

241. Hmm. It takes up space,

242. it's obsolete,

243. and it always makes a mess.

244. For some reason, i want to call you "dad."

245. Nothing fills the void!

246. There it is, cosmo.

247. The wall that separates us from the girls.

248. We're gonna tear down this wall.

249. Cool. I'm a man. I like tearing.

250. Get me the battering steak!

251. Ok, but it won't fill the void.

252. Ladies and gentlemen.

253. Meet gentlemen and ladies.

254. It worked! I think we filled the void.

255. Those things!

256. Those hairy things!

257. They—they look so unkempt.

258. Uh, should we clean them?

259. Should we ask 'em about their feelings?

260. I say we go to war!

261. That's a great idea!

262. Let's fill the void with war!

263. Aah!

264. Aah!

265. Aah!

266. Where's the love?

267. To find the love,

268. would you like to solve or spin?

269. Oh, i know, I'll take a—

270. ah! I'll solve it!

271. Is it Timmy Turner?

272. Kids with fairies.

273. They'll be the death of me!

274. Aah!

275. Aah!

276. I'm dead!

277. Cupid, what— what's wrong with you?

278. Ohh, you and your wish.

279. You did this to me.

280. And to love!

281. But you're cupid—

282. the fairy of love.

283. You're the only one left who can save Valentine's day.

284. You gotta do something!

285. I can't.

286. All my magic power is drained.

287. I'm too weak to use my magic arsenal.

288. I did this. Let me undo it.

289. I'll be your soldier of love.

290. Let's get mushy.

291. What am i gonna need?

292. Love. Lots of love.

293. Wish me love.

294. Stop!

295. In the name of love!

296. Waffle?

297. Are you mad, woman?

298. I'll never waffle on how much i love you!

299. Hurray! The void is filled!

300. Oh, it's working!

301. I'm getting more powerful!

302. I have to find cosmo and Wanda.

303. I can't do this alone.

304. You don't have to, bub!

305. Hurray!

306. Find your fairies

307. and wish this world back to normal.

308. We'll take care of the rest.

309. Whoever you are,

310. you're going down!

311. Whoever i am, no I'm not!

312. Cosmo!

313. That's right. I'm cosmo.

314. Wanda.

315. Wanda!

316. Hey!

317. What? It's a wrestling move.

318. Hello!

319. Unsupervised minor here

320. who wants to wish the world back to normal!

321. He did it!

322. Who's up for a mocha?

323. I love mocha!

324. Look around, sweetie.

325. Love is everywhere!

326. And it's all your fault.

327. Yeah, and so what if i struck out with trixie?

328. There's always next year, right?

329. Actually, you still have an arrow

330. with your name on it.

331. But i almost ruined Valentine's day forever.

332. But you fixed it.

333. And i love you for that!

334. Happy Valentine's day!

335. Wow, Timmy. Cupid's arrow.

336. You can use it on trixie now.

337. And, as long as you shoot it from over 50 feet away,

338. you won't violate the restraining order.

339. Yeah, i— - trixie: Ahem.

340. Trixie tang.

341. Um, hi.

342. My gardeners were cleaning

343. your Valentine off my lawn,

344. and i realized your gift was the best,

345. so i accept.

346. Timmy Turner,

347. i will be your Valentine.

348. Really? That's amazing.

349. That's—

350. That's not good enough anymore.

351. What? - What? - What?

352. We mean, arf?

353. Love is important and special.

354. And it's not something you should just

355. thoughtlessly wish away.

356. He totally learned his lesson.

357. I'm sure I'll kick myself for this tomorrow,

358. but tonight the answer is no.

359. Somebody else deserves my special Valentine love

360. more than you do.

361. You're rejecting me?

362. Oh, my gosh.

363. I am so into you now.

364. I'm gonna run home and leave 1,000 messages

365. on your answering machine. Bye!

366. Tootie, I'm totally gonna kick myself for this tomorrow,

367. but...

368. Tootie...

369. Will you be my Valentine?

370. Yes! Yes!

371. Yes!

372. Ah, well.

373. Ah, that's adorable.

374. That's getting awkward.

375. And now it's just plain creepy.

376. Oh, shut up and kiss me, will you?

377. Ain't love a hoot?

378. Come on, everybody! Let's march!

379. 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2.

380. Trixie on machine: Hi, Timmy? It's me, trixie.