1. bad twerp!
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2. wands and wings.
Floaty, crowny things.
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3. obtuse,
rubber goose,
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4. green moose,
guava juice.
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5. Giant snake,
birthday cake,
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6. large fries,
chocolate shake!
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7. yeah,
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10. attention!
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11. Men, you are facing
a dangerous battle.
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12. A battle some of you
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13. A battle of love!
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14. Tomorrow
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to spread the love on earth.
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16. Because a world
without love
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17. is a world
filled with hate.
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18. And we hate hate,
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19. and we love love.
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20. Wow, you guys are pumped.
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21. Come on, everybody!
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22. Let's march!
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23. Love, love, love, love.
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24. Love, love, love, love.
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25. Love, love, love, love.
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26. Looks like
cupid's really
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27. for tomorrow's
big day.
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28. Yeah, look!
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29. It's the fairy-16
thunderhearts.
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30. Thanks for bringing me
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31. I didn't realize
Valentine's day
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32. was such a big deal
in fairy world.
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33. Love, love—
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34. Are you nuts?
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35. Valentine's love
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36. - Watch.
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37. Valentine's love
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38. that powers me
and my love domain
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39. all year round!
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40. And this little baby
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41. is at my disposal.
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42. Oh, I love
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43. Me, too.
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44. Valentine's day
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45. I can try to get
a kiss from trixie tang
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46. and not violate
the restraining order!
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47. What makes you think
it's your call?
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48. I'm cupid!
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49. I'm the one who
gets to choose who
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50. So let's take a look
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51. and see what fate
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52. Please be trixie.
Please be trixie.
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53. I love you, Timmy!
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54. Aah!
Not tootie!
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55. Aw. Maybe she'll be
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56. your first
Valentine's day kiss!
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57. I want it to be trixie.
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58. Hey, I wear
the diaper here,
Mr. picky pants.
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59. I've got an arrow
with your name
on it.
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60. And come tomorrow,
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61. I'm using it
any way I want.
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62. Happy
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63. Man, that is
one testy fairy.
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64. I don't want to get
stuck with tootie.
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65. I've gotta
convince cupid
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66. that trixie
is my special someone.
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67. There's not
a moment to lose!
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68. Psst. Want to buy
a Valentine?
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69. "Violets are blue,
roses are red,
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70. I think you're dreamy,
I love you, Fred."
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71. You're selling people's
old valentines?
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72. Yeah. I'm making
old love new again.
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73. I can't give this
to trixie.
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74. I'm gonna need to have
something better than this.
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75. Remember last year?
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76. Valentine's day
gifts for trixie!
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77. I brought a pony.
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78. I brought a vial
of eternal beauty.
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79. I brought
a crudely-drawn card.
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80. Pull!
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81. Aaah!
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82. Guys,
it's majorly important
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83. that trixie
becomes my Valentine.
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84. Aw, Timmy, you just
gotta figure out
what girls love.
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85. Robots?
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86. Action figures?
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87. Sports!
- Sports!
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88. well, trixie?
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89. Will you be
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90. Oh, Timmy.
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91. Pull!
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92. Aaah!
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93. Aah!
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94. I can't believe it.
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95. She threw me aside
like garbage.
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96. Cheer up, garbage.
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97. At least all
the other losers
broke your fall.
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98. The only thing that
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99. would be if every girl
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100. Who'd want to be
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101. I would!
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102. Stop it!
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103. Stop laughing
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104. Valentine!
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105. Come back!
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106. Well, you know, maybe
you should let tootie
be your Valentine.
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107. Well, of course
you'd think that.
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108. It was
your stupid song
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109. that got me launched
into this mess!
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110. Get tootie
away from me.
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111. Get 'em all
away from me.
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112. I wish I lived in
a world without girls!
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113. Just put 'em all
someplace else!
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114. He loves me not.
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115. He loves me not.
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116. I love him not.
I love him not.
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117. I love him not.
I love him not.
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118. I love him... Not.
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119. Happy Valentine's day!
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120. I made heart-shaped—
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121. footballs!
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122. Dinkelberg,
go long!
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123. Ok, Turner!
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124. Keep going.
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125. That's long enough.
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126. Ooh, the dimmsdale
dress emporium.
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127. Cool!
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128. The himsdale
sports emporium!
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129. Ahh.
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130. I feel weird.
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131. I know.
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132. It's actually
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133. I feel as though
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134. I finally have
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135. on which we women
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137. our vision
of what we feel
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138. Yay!
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139. Hmm. All this
female empowerment
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140. makes me think
something might be missing.
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141. Yeah, shoes!
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142. To the mall!
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143. Ah, Valentine's day.
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144. I'm sure by now
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145. in Valentine's love.
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146. And now it's time
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147. What in the Sam hill
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148. Sir, something's
happening on earth,
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149. and you're not
gonna like it.
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150. Aah!
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151. The world is running out
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152. Get my cherubs out there
to spread the love!
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153. And quick,
before we lose all power.
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154. Sir, the cherubs
have lost the love!
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155. Launch the thunderhearts!
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156. Divert all emergency energy
to my coffee machine.
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157. And find me the dope
who is responsible...
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158. For this latte!
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159. It's fabulous!
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160. Yeah! All the girls
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161. Wait a minute.
I'm a girl!
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162. Hoo. I feel like
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163. It's almost like
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164. chattering in my ear
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165. Hey, chocolate!
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166. Wanda?
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167. What's a Wanda?
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168. A Wanda?
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169. Like a bodyslam.
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170. Wanda!
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171. Gaah! No!
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172. This is great.
A world without girls.
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173. I can do anything I want!
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174. I'm free!
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175. Wow, freedom stinks.
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176. Well, any news?
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177. Well, the boys and girls
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178. you're running out
of love power,
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179. and there's
only one diaper left.
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180. Oh, poop.
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181. This is the worst
Valentine's day ever!
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182. Ah, if this needle
hits nots of love,
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183. I'm going
to disappear forever.
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184. Heaven only knows
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185. what that town
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186. has turned my precious
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187. Gross.
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188. Thanks.
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189. Food fight!
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190. Let's go to the bathroom!
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191. Anywhere we want!
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192. I love being
a male human.
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193. And I love being
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194. But I can't help
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195. Missing?
What could be missing
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196. in a world of steaks,
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197. and sports?
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198. Oh, that men's world is
totally lacking in style.
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199. We're getting
close to identifying
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200. the child who
made the wish, sir.
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201. Is it Tammy Turner?
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202. Ooh, no, I'm sorry.
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203. Well, hurry.
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204. There's only
a little love left.
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205. No, this
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206. But this is
scrumptious!
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207. You like it?
It's French vanilla.
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208. Hey, dad.
What are you men doing?
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209. What we always do.
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210. Huaaah!
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211. Having a needless
tug of war.
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212. But in my heart,
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213. I can't help but feel
that something's missing.
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214. Like chainsaws!
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215. Aah!
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216. Ooh, look at this beauty.
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217. Her sleek lines,
her beautiful teeth,
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218. her awesome
destructive power!
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219. I don't know why,
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220. but I want
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221. It doesn't fill the void!
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222. Man, dad still misses mom.
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223. And he doesn't even
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224. Chicken wing?
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226. No!
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227. Nothing fills the void!
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228. Nothing fills the void.
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229. Oh, man,
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230. Cosmo, I've made
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231. I wish the girls
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234. Uh, well, they're soft,
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235. No, they're kind,
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236. and, uh, they
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237. No! Aw, come on.
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238. I'm gonna name you Wanda.
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239. I don't know
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240. Maybe it's waffle irons.
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241. Hmm. It takes up space,
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243. and it always
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244. For some reason,
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245. Nothing fills the void!
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246. There it is, cosmo.
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247. The wall
that separates us
from the girls.
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248. We're gonna tear down
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249. Cool. I'm a man.
I like tearing.
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250. Get me
the battering steak!
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251. Ok, but it
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252. Ladies and gentlemen.
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253. Meet gentlemen and ladies.
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254. It worked!
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255. Those things!
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257. They—they look
so unkempt.
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258. Uh, should we
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259. Should we ask 'em
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260. I say we go to war!
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261. That's a great idea!
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262. Let's fill the void
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263. Aah!
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264. Aah!
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265. Aah!
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266. Where's the love?
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267. To find the love,
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268. would you like to
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269. Oh, I know,
I'll take a—
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270. ah!
I'll solve it!
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271. Is it Timmy Turner?
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272. Kids with fairies.
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273. They'll be
the death of me!
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274. Aah!
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275. Aah!
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276. I'm dead!
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277. Cupid, what—
what's wrong with you?
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278. Ohh, you and your wish.
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279. You did this to me.
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280. And to love!
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281. But you're cupid—
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282. the fairy of love.
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283. You're the only one
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284. You gotta do something!
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285. I can't.
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286. All my magic power
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288. I did this.
Let me undo it.
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289. I'll be your
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290. Let's get mushy.
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291. What am I gonna need?
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292. Love. Lots of love.
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293. Wish me love.
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295. In the name of love!
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296. Waffle?
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297. Are you mad, woman?
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298. I'll never waffle
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299. Hurray!
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300. Oh, it's working!
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301. I'm getting
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302. I have to find
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303. I can't do this alone.
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304. You don't have to, bub!
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305. Hurray!
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308. We'll take care
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309. Whoever you are,
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311. Whoever I am,
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312. Cosmo!
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313. That's right.
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314. Wanda.
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315. Wanda!
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316. Hey!
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317. What?
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318. Hello!
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319. Unsupervised minor here
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320. who wants to wish
the world back to normal!
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321. He did it!
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322. Who's up
for a mocha?
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323. I love mocha!
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324. Look around,
sweetie.
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325. Love is everywhere!
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326. And it's
all your fault.
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327. Yeah, and so what if I
struck out with trixie?
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328. There's always
next year, right?
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329. Actually, you
still have an arrow
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330. with your name on it.
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331. But I almost ruined
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332. But you fixed it.
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333. And I love you
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334. Happy Valentine's day!
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335. Wow, Timmy.
Cupid's arrow.
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336. You can use it
on trixie now.
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337. And, as long
as you shoot it
from over 50 feet away,
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338. you won't violate
the restraining order.
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339. Yeah, I—
- trixie: Ahem.
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340. Trixie tang.
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341. Um, hi.
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342. My gardeners
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343. your Valentine
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344. and I realized
your gift was the best,
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345. so I accept.
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346. Timmy Turner,
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347. I will be
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348. Really?
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349. That's—
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350. That's not
good enough anymore.
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351. What?
- What?
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352. We mean, arf?
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353. Love is important
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wish away.
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356. He totally
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357. I'm sure I'll kick myself
for this tomorrow,
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358. but tonight
the answer is no.
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359. Somebody else deserves
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360. more than you do.
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361. You're rejecting me?
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362. Oh, my gosh.
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363. I am so into you now.
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364. I'm gonna run home
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365. on your
answering machine. Bye!
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366. Tootie, I'm totally
gonna kick myself
for this tomorrow,
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367. but...
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368. Tootie...
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369. Will you be
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370. Yes! Yes!
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371. Yes!
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372. Ah, well.
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373. Ah, that's adorable.
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374. That's getting awkward.
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375. And now it's
just plain creepy.
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376. Oh, shut up
and kiss me, will you?
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377. Ain't love a hoot?
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378. Come on, everybody!
Let's march!
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379. 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2.
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380. Trixie on machine:
Hi, Timmy? It's me, trixie.
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