The Fairly OddParents 3x12

Directed by Ken Bruce • Butch Hartman

After overhearing an out of context conversation by his parents where they'd wish that they were more like Mr. Dinkleberg and without any children, Timmy gets upset and decides to fulfill their wish by running away from home.

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1. bed, twerp!

2. wands and wings!

3. Floaty, crowny things!

4. Yeah, right.

5. Captioning made possible by U.S. department of education

6. It's the last dance.

7. Don't waste your time flapping your gums

8. 'cause you're as guilty as a fat cat in a canary cage.

9. It's the end of the line

10. 'cause you took Wanda!

11. Timmy, voice-It all started a few hours ago.

12. Eh, castle's clean.

13. And I made finger foods!

14. Eh! Oh, no!

15. I don't have any fingers!

16. Everything's ready for our 9:00 appointment.

17. Timmy, voice-It was parent-teacher night at school,

18. and as usual, I was totally prepared.

19. Ahh!

20. It's parent-teacher night at school,

21. and I'm totally unprepared.

22. Hey, we just cleaned that.

23. The theme is classic movies.

24. I need something movie-related to take for my booth.

25. Ok. Got to go. Bye!

26. Wait! Why are you in such a hurry?

27. Timmy, we didn't want to worry you,

28. but we sort of have an appointment tonight at 9:00.

29. It's our secret fairy probation hearing.

30. Which is not a secret anymore.

31. Hee hee hee! Right!

32. If jorgen doesn't give us a good report tonight,

33. we could get level 13 probation.

34. Which is?

35. Eh! It's too horrible to describe.

36. It's...

37. It's—

38. aah!

39. This is dry clean only!

40. Look, this student-parent night thing

41. will be over way before 9:00.

42. We can't go with you, Timmy.

43. Aw, come on.

44. Please?

45. That's not going to work, Timmy.

46. Oh, I can't believe it worked!

47. Hey, this is humiliating...

48. And itchy.

49. Welcome

50. to student-parent movie night.

51. Ooh, I just love seeing students and parents

52. working together in a bloodthirsty duel

53. to win a two-bit dime store blue ribbon.

54. Ooh, trixie.

55. Casablanca. How romantic!

56. Ohh, a.J., how scientific.

57. Thank you, miss waxelplax.

58. If I didn't win first prize,

59. I don't know what I'd do!

60. Ohh, and look over here.

61. Oh, Francis, how athletic...

62. And edible.

63. Timmy, voice- Cosmo's spastic impression of the shark from jaws

64. turned out to be more popular than I could ever have dreamed.

65. Ohh, Timmy, how fish-rific!

66. Thanks, principal waxelplax.

67. In fact, your display is so lame,

68. you couldn't possibly have had any help from your parents.

69. First prize goes to Timmy Turner!

70. Timmy?

71. Turner!

72. Won my award?

73. Timmy, voice- And for a minute,

74. I was king of the world—

75. and then, it happened.

76. The lights out! A scream in the night!

77. Something was wrong! Wanda was missing!

78. Wanda!

79. Hey, it's roomy in here.

80. Anybody could have taken her—

81. Francis, the bully;

82. a.J., the jealous friend—

83. not him—

84. or trixie, the love of my life.

85. Hey, why can't it be me?

86. All right, nobody move!

87. Man, it stinks to be 10.

88. I hate to be alone!

89. Don't worry, cosmo.

90. We'll get Wanda back before the secret probation hearing.

91. But how? You're not a detective.

92. You don't even know about my secret probation hearing.

93. But it's not a secret anymore.

94. Right.

95. I wish I was like that guy—

96. a hard-boiled private eye.

97. Timmy, voice- I had to find Wanda.

98. All I had was my trench coat, my hat,

99. and an unlimited supply of magical wishes.

100. The odds were against me.

101. I started with Francis, the bully.

102. He had stickier fingers

103. than a guy bitten by a radioactive spider.

104. Unfortunately, when I caught up with him,

105. those sticky fingers were balled up into a fist.

106. I did not steal your fish.

107. Unh!

108. Something in my gut told me he wasn't lying.

109. Wow, that smarts.

110. "Smarts."

111. And then it hit me

112. like— like—

113. Hey, who put the sofa in the garage?

114. Like my dad backing the car through the living room wall.

115. A.J.

116. A.J. Was a smart cookie,

117. but this egghead was about to be cracked.

118. Timmy, come to steal another trophy from me?

119. I had the movie night prize locked up

120. until you used your fish-riffic display

121. to take the blue ribbon that was rightfully mine.

122. So, what do you want?

123. My other goldfish! I know you took it.

124. You were jealous because my fish beat your Frankenstein,

125. and so you stole it for revenge.

126. Gee, Timmy, that's really well thought out,

127. except I wasn't anywhere near your fish,

128. and even if I had taken your fish, my sleeves would have been wet.

129. Timmy, voice- Darn it! Facts! He had me.

130. It was 30 minutes until the probation hearing,

131. and I was as lost as cosmo at a smart guy convention.

132. Hey, that was a secret smart guy convention.

133. Uh, no, it wasn't?

134. Right...

135. But all I'm telling you

136. is you're not gonna to find her in time, Timmy.

137. We should, uh, head home.

138. Keep your pants on, Clyde.

139. Ahh! No pants?

140. That's what got me level 7 probation,

141. and there's no love on that level!

142. "No love"?

143. And that's when it nailed me like...

144. Like...

145. Unh!

146. Like a frozen slushball on a cold winter day.

147. Trixie!

148. Trixie!

149. Trixie!

150. Admit it!

151. All these years of playing hard to get—

152. it was just a ploy to get my attention.

153. That's why you took my fish!

154. What?

155. Hey! No pets on the plane!

156. What? - What?

157. No pets allowed!

158. Timmy, voice- No pets allowed.

159. She couldn't have had Wanda.

160. And just like that, I was out of suspects

161. and out of time.

162. Ahh!

163. Timmy!

164. Dad, what are you doing here?

165. I'm following you!

166. I don't mean to interrupt the tough-guy narration,

167. but why can't I be a suspect?

168. Ha ha ha! Please!

169. You're my dad.

170. You're the most honest guy I know.

171. Ooh, that's not true.

172. I'm stealing cable—

173. all 289 channels—

174. and that's not all!

175. I rip the tags off mattresses,

176. and I jaywalk!

177. I'm a bad man!

178. I needed a clue—

179. anything that might help me find Wanda.

180. Timmy, go to the pier.

181. Hmm. The pier.

182. Why did you bring me to a pier?

183. I don't know.

184. I'm always so happy here— the waves, the seagulls.

185. Would you hold me?

186. Timmy, voice- 5 till 9:00,

187. and still so many questions.

188. Where's Wanda, who took her,

189. and why did cosmo want me to hold him?

190. Ah, you did your best, Timmy.

191. Uh, anyway, I'd better face jorgen alone.

192. Ok. Got to go. Bye!

193. "Alone."

194. Alone!

195. And that's when it hit me like—like—

196. Unh!

197. Aah!

198. Unh!

199. Well, a bunch of stuff, but I knew who did it.

200. I knew who stole Wanda.

201. Aah! Sorry.

202. It's the end of the line

203. 'cause you took Wanda!

204. Cosmo!

205. What are you talking about, copper?

206. You tipped your hand

207. when you said you wanted to face jorgen alone.

208. I did? - You hate to be alone.

209. I do? - But you love Wanda.

210. I do?

211. Enough to send her away before your probation hearing.

212. Why?

213. I don't know. Why? Why?

214. Because you didn't want to do something stupid

215. and make Wanda suffer level 13 probation.

216. But I did it out of love!

217. Right?

218. And she loves you, too.

219. Which is why you know she'd want to be here with you

220. to face this together.

221. Well, if you say so.

222. She's coated in chocolate!

223. Where did you hide her?

224. Her favorite place on earth.

225. Chocolate city, Utah.

226. Cosmo and Wanda,

227. I'm happy to announce that you're no longer on probation.

228. Wait! Why is this fairy chocolate-coated?

229. Uh, I tried to send her to peanut city, Alabama,

230. but she wouldn't go.

231. You know I demand a strict diet of panic and fear

232. before my hearings.

233. And why is that corner of the room

234. still black-and-white?

235. Uh... Uh... - Uh... Uh...

236. Cosmo, you are free to go.

237. Whew!

238. Wanda, you get level 14 probation.

239. What? Level 14?

240. How could you get me into this kind of trouble?

241. When I get back, I—

242. level 14? Is it bad?

243. Is it bad?

244. It's—it's...

245. Welcome to level 14 probation:

246. Fairy Summer school.

247. I'll be your teacher

248. mama cosma,

249. your favorite mother-in-law.

250. Aah!

251. It's so nice to be here

252. and not on probation like Wanda.

253. Cosmo, this is the beginning

254. of a beautiful friendship.

255. Yeah, at least until Wanda gets back and totally kills me.

256. Huh?

257. Ah, come on.

258. Can't I be a suspect, please?

259. Look. I'm swimming, and it clearly says "no swimming."

260. And now I'm polluting.

261. Ooh-hoo-hoo!

262. I'm a bad man!

263. Now will you hold me?

264. Nope.

265. Ha ha ha! Right!

266. Mrs. 375 degrees—

267. that will be the perfect temperature

268. to make my award-winning yamberry pie.

269. Hey, mom. Want to play surgeon general?

270. It's a game where any 10-year-old

271. can be a professional military surgeon.

272. Hey, my bowels have been moved.

273. Timmy, I'd love to play,

274. but I'm waiting for the pie to bake.

275. Go, pie, go!

276. Dad, you want to play?

277. Ooh, I'd love to, Timmy,

278. but word on the street is

279. that your mom has front-row seats to watch the pie bake.

280. Go, pie, go!

281. You know, it's days like this

282. when I really miss Gary.

283. It's days like this that I really miss my spleen.

284. Who's Gary?

285. Gary! You know, Gary!

286. Remember? From the party?

287. Timmy, who's Gary?

288. What's all this stuff?

289. This is the stuff I used to play with when I was 5,

290. and this is my imaginary friend Gary.

291. He was cool.

292. Before I had you guys,

293. I used to play with him all the time.

294. There's me and Gary on the teetertotter

295. and me and Gary getting ready to beat up

296. the monster in my closet

297. and me and Gary in therapy.

298. Whenever I was alone and needed somebody to play with,

299. Gary was always there,

300. and you guys could bring him here.

301. I wish my imaginary friend Gary was real!

302. What? I'm free?

303. Finally!

304. You!

305. I mean...

306. It's you, Timmy!

307. What's up, pink hat?

308. Gary, it's you!

309. Hey, whoa, whoa, hey.

310. Public displays of affection are not cool.

311. Wow! That's one cool kid.

312. Of course he's cool.

313. It's Gary!

314. You know, Gary, from the wish,

315. in the bedroom— we were all there, remember?

316. Gary! Ah, good times. Good times.

317. Thanks, cos. Thanks, wan.

318. You're beautiful, both of you.

319. I can't wait to ride bikes,

320. play checkers, and fly kites with you.

321. Kites? Games? Checkers?

322. Also not cool.

323. Then what is cool?

324. Dad, can we borrow the car?

325. Sure. Just have it back by tomorrow.

326. I have to go to work.

327. Mrs. Timmy, you're not old enough

328. to ask for the car or drive it.

329. But Gary and I want to go to the arcade.

330. Gary? Your— your imaginary friend.

331. Is he back?

332. I thought we got rid of him in therapy!

333. Hey,

334. Mr. and Mrs. t.,

335. I guess he wasn't imaginary after all.

336. Go, Gary, go!

337. I just wish Timmy was here to see this.

338. Yikes!

339. Wow! That's one cool kid.

340. Possums. Cool.

341. Hey, guys.

342. I see you've met my old friend Gary...

343. Who's here... With me.

344. Gary.

345. So, how about we all play surgeon general?

346. Uh, board games— uncool.

347. Come on, little rascals,

348. let's go do something cool.

349. Cool!

350. Guys? Um, guys?

351. Wow, Timmy.

352. All your friends seem to be impressed with Gary.

353. Yeah, a little too impressed.

354. Hey, where's cosmo?

355. Cool.

356. I mean, meow.

357. I mean, arf. Yeah, let's go with that one.

358. Hi.

359. No, silly, I said hi to you.

360. Really?

361. Yeah. Um, I know you've had a crush on me,

362. and I was wondering if you wouldn't mind...

363. Going steady? Taking you to a dance?

364. Being sweethearts through high school?

365. Going to college together? Getting married?

366. Remaining deeply in love as we grow really old together

367. and spend our golden years traveling the world

368. and extending our life spans with the advanced technology

369. that will be available, and we can live until we eventually crumble into atoms

370. and or scatter across the cosmos where we'll float together for all eternity?

371. Um, no.

372. Introducing me to your cool new friend.

373. And who wears pink hats, anyway, huh?

374. All right, that's it!

375. Can I talk to you for a second,

376. outside?

377. Sure, I guess it's ok.

378. Talking to uncool kids is cool sometimes, right?

379. Am I right? Who's the man?

380. Can I hear a whoop whoop?

381. Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!

382. Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!

383. What's the deal?

384. Ever since you've been here,

385. all you've been doing is winning over my friends,

386. my family, and my not-girlfriend.

387. I thought you were supposed to be my friend.

388. Hey, hey. Whoa, whoa, hey.

389. You're just miffed because people would rather hang with me than you.

390. Maybe you're the one who should be the imaginary friend,

391. ok, there, captain kabuki?

392. Or maybe you've overstayed your welcome.

393. I wish Gary was back at the house!

394. And I wish I wasn't!

395. What the heck?

396. Since Gary's from your imagination,

397. he's a part of you— all the cool parts, anyway.

398. And because of that, we have to listen to him, too.

399. Really? - Cool!

400. They even listen to me better than they listen to you.

401. No, we don't.

402. Quiet! - Ok. - Ok.

403. That's it! You're going back.

404. I wish he was back in my mind.

405. And I wish he was there with me.

406. Aah!

407. Hey, what gives? Where am I?

408. We're in your imagination, Timmy.

409. That's what you and Gary wished for.

410. Are you sure it's not my mind?

411. It seems pretty empty in here.

412. I got a bad feeling about this.

413. I wish...

414. Aah!

415. Aah!

416. Oh, no, they can't hear me,

417. so I can't wish my way out of here.

418. Which is cool.

419. You dig this?

420. This is the box you put me in for 5 years,

421. and that's not cool, boo-boo.

422. Get him!

423. Aah!

424. Oh, no, you don't.

425. Aah!

426. Ha ha! Yeah, baby!

427. Gary, why?

428. You stopped playing with me 5 years ago.

429. You threw me aside when you got real friends,

430. like I was one of your old toys.

431. Remember these, Tim-Tim?

432. Stacking logs, TV tubbies, sock puppets.

433. Oh, man, Gary's totally gonna crush me

434. under all my stupid 5 year-old toys.

435. I'm 10. I know 10-year-old stuff,

436. and 10 beats 5.

437. And as soon as he's out of the way,

438. I'm the only one you'll be listening to.

439. Come again? - We can't hear anything.

440. Hi, Gary.

441. Meet my pal the surgeon general—

442. only for use by kids 10 and up.

443. And this is my mind!

444. Hey, hey, hey, easy, dude.

445. Remember all the good times we had?

446. The teetertotter? Ducky land?

447. Therapy? The monster in the closet?

448. Aargh!

449. Aah!

450. Hey, wait.

451. I'm not afraid of that

452. because when I was 6,

453. I learned it wasn't a monster in my closet.

454. It was just a sweater.

455. What?

456. And you know what I learned at 8?

457. I learned what a real monster was like.

458. Gary, Vicky. Vicky, Gary.

459. Aargh!

460. Aah!

461. Not cool, poopy.

462. Aah! No, don't!

463. Twerp!

464. I will get out of here.

465. And when I do, ho, ho, ho, yes,

466. you'll pay.

467. I swear by all that is—

468. corn?

469. I swear by all that is cool...

470. I'll miss Gary.

471. You know, Gary, from the imagination 5.

472. I was there, and Timmy, he was there,

473. and, Wanda, you were there,

474. remember?

475. Ah, good times. Good times.

476. You know, I'll sort of miss Gary, too.

477. Deal with it in therapy!

478. I wish we were out of here.

479. Wow! That was close.

480. Yeah, but the good news is I'm out here,

481. and Gary—Gary's back where he belongs,

482. inside my imagination,

483. and no matter how cool he is,

484. he's never getting out.

485. And I've got the key,

486. and I locked the door.

487. I think.

488. Oh, whatever.

489. Ah-choo!

490. I hate cool.

491. Hey,

492. the door's open.

493. Cool.

494. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

495. Oh.

496. Whew. Laughing maniacally— not cool.

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