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guava juice.
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11. I'm Chet ubetcha,
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27. Hey, I was
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friendly,
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you're the world
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Me, too!
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47. Come on.
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53. how we turners
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for yelling at cosmo
for yelling at you!
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73. Stop yelling at me
for yelling at you
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for yelling at me!
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75. Stop yelling at me
for yelling at you
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76. for yelling at me
for yelling at cosmo
for yelling at you!
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for yelling at you
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There was a meteor?
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like our lives
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92. Hey, Turner.
I melted down
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toilet seat.
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built your model
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101. I don't have to worry
about dad snapping at me
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102. Timmy, hurry up!
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double or nothing for
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108. Like father,
like son.
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you're gonna be late!
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A.J., it's me, Chester!
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124. Identity confirmed.
Chester.
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and you can, like,
write about anything you want.
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146. I'm not saying back hair
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Mr. birkenbake's
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160. Timmy? You look
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175. I know.
I've tried.
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204. This is an outrage!
I—hmm?
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205. Yay! Cookie!
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health report.
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constipated that
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from his last
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from school.
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backstage with
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You'd like that,
wouldn't you?
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It seems like
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on my parents
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246. if had them bound,
gagged, and stuffed
in a bowling ball bag!
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I—whoa!
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Let's go run this
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the insurance money
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278. Fairness?
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Amen.
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He's still
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