1. The Fable
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2. A Wonderful Night
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3. But…
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4. are you sure it's a good idea
to harbor a hitman, boss?
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5. We haven't got much choice.
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6. We and that group depend on one another.
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7. The last boss worked with them too,
so I can't just turn my back on them.
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8. And it's not like we're harboring them.
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9. All we're doing is giving
the kids of a friend a place to live.
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10. I wonder what this Fable dude is like.
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11. I don't know.
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12. I've never met him either.
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13. The last boss told me about him.
He sounded totally unreal.
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14. The job he did
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15. three years ago to wipe out
the Sameken Group made even me cringe.
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16. Just him alone,
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17. he wasted their boss and every member
in just two minutes.
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18. Nearly every corpse had only one shot
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19. either through the head or the heart.
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20. He took them all out
with a single, perfectly-placed shot.
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21. Can a person actually kill so mercilessly?
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22. Do you know about the correlation
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23. between guilt
and your distance from the victim?
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24. Huh?
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25. The trauma from killing just one person
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26. with your hands or a knife is greater
than killing thousands by bombing them.
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27. Ordinarily, people feel
a lot of reluctance to kill people.
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28. But he can commit murder,
then eat hamburger steaks on his way home.
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29. That's what Fable's like.
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30. He's a genius at killing.
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31. Oh.
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32. Boss, you have visitors.
Their name's Sato.
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33. Okay. Show them to the reception room.
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34. Don't let anyone in for a while.
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35. Got it?
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36. Yes, sir.
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37. Okay, the legendary hitman has shown up.
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38. Sit next to me, Captain.
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39. Uh, okay.
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40. Hmm?
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41. Excuse us.
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42. Huh?
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43. Hi.
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44. Hello.
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45. Go ahead, sit down.
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46. Make yourselves comfortable.
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47. Hey.
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48. Uh, right.
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49. You, I've got a question for you.
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50. Are you that Sato guy?
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51. Have any other people named Sato
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52. - visited you today?
- Uh…
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53. Don't talk so rudely.
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54. Rumor has it you're a killing genius,
but it seems you're a social bumbler.
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55. You'd better watch your lip.
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56. I don't mean any harm.
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57. That's right. He doesn't mean any harm.
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58. If you had to kill me and the boss
on the spur of the moment here,
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59. how would you do it, as a pro?
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60. In this situation?
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61. Right. At this very moment
in this exact situation.
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62. Hmm…
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63. First, I'd crush your throat,
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64. and take the gun
from your left breast pocket.
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65. Hey! You've got a gun?
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66. It's what you people call
a lotus root gun.
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67. I'd say it's a.22 revolver.
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68. No. It's a.38.
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69. Hey!
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70. You know bringing guns
into the office is prohibited.
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71. Sorry. Since Fable was coming,
I didn't want to be unarmed.
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72. Then what would you do?
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73. With only five bullets left,
what would you do with the 10 men outside?
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74. No problem. I'd also take the boss's gun.
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75. Huh?
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76. You got me there.
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77. You're really something, Sato.
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78. How could you tell?
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79. Was it our mannerisms? Our demeanor?
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80. It's hard to explain.
Even if I did, you wouldn't understand.
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81. Well, anyway,
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82. you two will be staying here
for one year, right?
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83. Take it nice and easy.
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84. The only people here who know
your true identity are me and the boss.
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85. The young guys don't know a thing.
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86. Keep that in mind.
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87. I understand.
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88. I know. I'm a pro.
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89. We're glad to have you two siblings
living here for the next year.
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90. That being said…
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91. We need to set some rules.
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92. Rules?
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93. They're simple rules.
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94. We'll give you a place to live.
Live there any way you like.
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95. But if you cause any trouble or accident,
we won't clean up after you one bit.
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96. If we decide
that you're causing trouble for the group,
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97. we'll immediately kick you out.
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98. We understand.
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99. That's perfectly clear.
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100. That's about it.
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101. Captain, show them to their home.
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102. All right. You ready to go?
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103. It's real close…
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104. Hmm?
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105. What is it?
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106. What do you want?
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107. Can I say one thing?
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108. Huh?
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109. Your nose hair is sticking out.
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110. What? It is?
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111. You don't have to point that out.
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112. - Yakuza need to care for their appearance.
- Not that side.
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113. - The right hole.
- That's enough!
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114. Hey, don't push it back in.
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115. I'll pluck it out later.
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116. It'll come out again.
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117. I can't believe you.
You'd better watch it!
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118. Who cares about nose hairs!
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119. Everything you do makes me nervous.
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120. It was bothering me.
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121. Doing pointless things like that
is what gets you into trouble.
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122. Be more careful!
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123. I don't mean any harm though.
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124. Damn it! That moron!
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125. What are you smiling about?
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126. You want outsiders here?
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127. No. It's just the sister is real pretty.
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128. Here they are.
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129. Houses.
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130. Two next to each other.
Use them as you please.
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131. Originally, I and other members used them
when we were in trouble.
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132. So they've got some furniture.
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133. And this baby is my car.
It's a hobby of mine.
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134. What an old car.
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135. Yeah, well, it's a Hakosuka.
It's a real man's car.
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136. Hmm?
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137. The door behind the car
leads to the house on the second floor.
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138. Bath, toilet, it's got it all.
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139. I've got another rule for you here.
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140. Huh?
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141. Don't you dare ever touch this car.
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142. Understand?
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143. I've got no interest in this car.
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144. - Huh?
- By the way,
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145. your nose hair's sticking out again.
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146. Hey!
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147. I'm sorry. I'll teach him some good sense.
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148. - Hey, Sato.
- Huh?
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149. I heard about your work from the boss.
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150. You kill almost all your targets
in one shot.
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151. But I don't trust rumors.
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152. I want to see your skills for myself.
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153. If that's what you want, fine.
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154. You can't go shooting a gun here!
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155. It'll be fine.
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156. Nothing but old folks
live around here. Huh?
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157. Revolvers…
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158. aren't my forte.
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159. What should I shoot?
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160. I'll tell you what to shoot.
Find and shoot it in under two seconds.
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161. Huh?
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162. Security camera.
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163. Ah! It's there! Over there!
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164. See, it's there.
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165. You shouldn't have hurried.
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166. This one bothered me more.
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167. Maybe next time.
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168. There's debris on the roof of my Hakosuka!
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169. Ah…
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170. You're the one who wanted me to shoot it.
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171. Uh, Mr. Ebihara…
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172. - Huh?
- I will make the car perfectly clean.
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173. So, please forget what happened.
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174. Hey, pull up the video
from the garage cameras on your phone.
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175. Uh, sure.
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176. Huh?
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177. Looks like one of the two might be broken.
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178. One shot, huh?
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179. It was the small one too.
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180. Showered my precious car in junk as well.
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181. And that woman,
she's not just a simple companion.
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182. Can't believe she got to me.
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183. Get going!
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184. Is this really such a great car?
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185. Hey! Get out of there!
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186. That's the kind of thing
that really ticks me off! Darn you!
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187. Keep an eye on those two.
That's an order from me.
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188. Understand? Don't take your eyes off them.
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189. Yes, sir. I'll do my best.
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190. "Do my best"?
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191. Are you kidding me?
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192. Aren't you a yakuza?
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193. The excuses of your sissy generation
won't fly in the yakuza.
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194. Yes, sir!
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195. Oh.
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196. Morons. Never underestimate a pro.
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197. My vacation starts today.
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198. I'm supposed to live quietly here
for a year, huh?
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199. Uh?
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200. Ouch!
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201. That really hurt.
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202. That woman sure seems awful busy.
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203. Oh.
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204. How are things?
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205. Fine. I'm watching them closely.
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206. I'm not asking about you.
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207. - The Sato siblings.
- Uh…
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208. They're fine too. No movement so far.
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209. But the cameras in the brother's place
must be busted. All six aren't working.
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210. All six?
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211. All the ones in the sister's place work.
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212. But the audio isn't great.
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213. It smells funny in this car.
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214. Huh? Oh, I, uh, just had dinner.
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215. Say, why do you get me
to watch these siblings?
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216. I want to chase those two
out of this town.
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217. But… didn't the boss…
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218. The boss may be okay with it, but I'm not.
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219. I want to chase those two out
for the boss's sake and the group's sake.
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220. Who the heck are those siblings?
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221. That's something you don't need to know.
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222. You got more questions?
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223. No, it's okay. I get it.
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224. I parked a minicar behind this one.
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225. Switch to that.
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226. This is the group's car.
Don't want them to recognize it.
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227. - So, uh…
- What?
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228. Do what you can for now.
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229. Even Jackal's amazed at this!
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230. - What? Are you sure?
- Eradicates toilet smells in one wipe!
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231. Why me too?
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232. - Huh?
- Even eradicates Jackal!
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233. Toilet deodorizer!
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234. Coming up next,
News Fly.
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235. So, Jackal Tomioka has
a TV commercial, huh?
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236. He's a hard worker.
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237. Huh?
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238. Tsk. It's that fake sister.
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239. Yeah?
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240. Here's to Osaka!
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241. Why'd we have to sit
in this corner to drink?
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242. I can't relax at the counter
in an unfamiliar place.
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243. This is so good.
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244. Drinking, huh?
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245. A moving-in party, eh?
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246. I want to chase those two out…
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247. Do what you can for now.
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248. It's me.
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249. Don't you have an ex-champ kickboxer
or Muay Thai fighter for a friend?
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250. This place is really nice.
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251. Hmm…
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252. Would you quit looking at people that way?
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253. It's habit.
It's an unfamiliar bar in a new town.
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254. I've got to check
the building's layout and the people.
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255. We've got this great chance,
so just relax and enjoy yourself.
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256. Enjoy myself? How?
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257. We're just drinking.
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258. Sheesh, you're missing out on life.
Don't you have a hobby?
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259. A hobby? Do I need one?
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260. It's not something you need,
but it enriches your life.
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261. Enriches it, huh?
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262. If I had a hobby, I get the feeling
I would've died long ago.
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263. Hmm…
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264. Then just get one while we're on vacation.
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265. It's a good chance, so find one, okay?
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266. I doubt I can.
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267. Anything is fine.
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268. Like drinking or playing video games
or eating good food.
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269. You need laughter in life.
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270. I love Jackal Tomioka.
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271. - That third-rate comedian?
- He's in TV commercials in this town.
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272. What about you, Yoko?
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273. You have a hobby?
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274. I'm going to find love during this year.
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275. I'll get me a hot boyfriend,
so don't kill him, okay?
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276. Don't cause any trouble.
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277. You're one to talk.
You seriously need to be careful.
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278. No matter what people say,
you're a pro at violence, right?
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279. So no more excuses like,
"It was just instinct."
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280. I brought him, Takahashi.
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281. Evening.
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282. You the Muay Thai boxing guy?
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283. No, kickboxing.
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284. And you were a champ, right?
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285. Yeah, of West Japan.
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286. Whatever, good enough.
Here's the plan.
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287. Giving a beating?
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288. Just some light roughing up.
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289. But a couple of broken bones
would be nice.
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290. Those were good drinks. I like that place.
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291. Walk straight, you drunk.
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292. You can really hold your liquor, brother.
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293. I've never gotten drunk on booze.
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294. I just get a little light-headed.
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295. Oh, my.
You really are missing out on life.
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296. Let the liquor put you in a happy place,
and then…
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297. Having fun there,
love birds?
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298. What're you looking at?
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299. - Huh?
- This isn't a show!
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300. I know I asked them to do this,
but that's such a corny line.
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301. What's he mean by "show"?
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302. He means "don't stare."
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303. Shut up and buzz off, chick.
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304. Like he said, you go on home.
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305. What? Let's go to one more place.
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306. Hmm.
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307. Darn it!
I was all set on going to one more place.
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308. Why don't you go alone, chick?
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309. Get on home, Yoko.
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310. What? Go home?
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311. If these guys hurt you, I'll kill them.
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312. We can't let that happen, brother!
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313. If I'm alone,
I can handle this just fine. Go on.
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314. Enough chatter!
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315. Bring it on, dude!
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316. Fine, I'll go home.
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317. Go straight home.
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318. What? Did your woman dump you?
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319. What a wuss. I'll handle this guy.
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320. Height, 5.6 ft. Weight, 157 lbs.
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321. Zero martial arts experience.
All grit, no skill.
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322. Right haymaker.
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323. Pretend to take the punch,
break his fingers.
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324. Busted middle and ring fingers.
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325. Pretend to be in pain.
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326. Block his weak roundhouse kick
with my elbow.
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327. Bruise his right shin,
and pretend to be hit.
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328. Watch this.
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329. From that first kick, I can tell
he's a fighter, probably kickboxing.
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330. Right away, a high kick.
He thinks I'm an amateur and will connect.
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331. I'll let him connect,
but slip away to mitigate the damage.
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332. Pretend to go flying.
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333. - Yeah!
- Pretend it hurt.
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334. Hey, get up.
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335. Pretend to be hurt.
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336. Left jab.
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337. Take it and get a nosebleed.
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338. See? Blood.
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339. Use the tears that came with the blood
to pretend to be a wimp.
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340. I'm sorry… I'm sorry…
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341. How's this for a pathetic look?
Here's a pro for you!
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342. Sheesh! You call yourself a man?
How pathetic.
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343. That didn't feel quite right.
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344. What're you looking at?
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345. That's probably good enough.
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346. - Let's go.
- Yeah.
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347. Magnificent. I really am a pro.
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348. - Excuse me. You okay?
- Hmm?
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349. You want to use my handkerchief?
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350. Wait. Isn't this…
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351. the woman I saw from the roof
who tripped while running up the stairs?
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352. No, I'm fine.
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353. Okay.
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354. There she goes running again.
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355. Here, 10,000 yen.
Split it between you.
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356. That was good work.
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357. 5,000 yen each?
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358. That's cheap!
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359. Quit complaining.
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360. Some places only pay 5,000 yen
for eight hours of construction work.
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361. The risk is totally different.
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362. Your fingers are swollen.
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363. You okay?
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364. It's nothing. Just jammed it a little.
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365. I can tell you're a kickboxing champ.
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366. You made that guy fly.
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367. Hmm… But I didn't kick him that hard.
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368. Oh…
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369. Osaka's pretty fun.
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370. Next Episode
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