The Eric Andre Show 4x6

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Warren G as Self • Kelly Osbourne as Self • Jim Norton as Self • Tony Hawk as Self

Musician Warren G and television personality Kelly Osbourne are interviewed; comic Jim Norton and skateboarder Tony Hawk appear.

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1. Ladies and gentlemen, it's "The Eric Andre Show"!

2. Hey, Tony Hawk is here, everybody!

3. Good to see you, Tony!

4. - Come on, beat it! - Hey, Eric, you dweeb!

5. What the man?

6. I thought we were friends!

7. You know, Hannibal, I got to thinking,

8. we need to appeal more to the real America.

9. Middle America.

10. We could use some help from my old pal Peppercorn Bing Bong.

11. Howdy, kids!

12. Well, sweet sarsaparilla and suck my old

13. Hey! Jeff Dunham's racist puppets are here.

14. I'm a big old black guy.

15. I am a terrorist.

16. I'm lazy.

17. Dude.

18. Howdy, y'all! I'm the baby from "Eraserhead."

19. I shot that dang darn movie over 40 years ago!

20. Stop bothering me about it, y'all.

21. Oh, shit, it's my Loopers!

22. Yee-haw!

23. Ha ha, you got old.

24. What the

25. What year is this?

26. I know you, I know you! I know you!

27. What year is this?

28. Oh

29. What year is this?

30. What year is this?

31. Listen, I'm a single father.

32. I'm just trying to get on my feet.

33. Ladies and gentlemen, this next guy is a rapper — Warren G.

34. - Hello. - Hug you.

35. Oh. I — I farted.

36. You farted.

37. I rap a lot.

38. Is that right?

39. Yeah. Can you sign me? Check this out.

40. Uh-oh.

41. I'm a hermaphrodite.

42. - A what? - You know, life isn't fair.

43. I can't believe that I'm 75 years old,

44. and you come in here and you're sitting there.

45. You have no idea what I'm going through.

46. You have no clue.

47. Let me show you how to free-style, man.

48. Okay.

49. Oh, wow.

50. Would you titty Martha Stewart?

51. Yeah.

52. I wish I were Irish.

53. Now, you started out...

54. What's up, Kraftrican-Americans?

55. I'm Kraft Punk.

56. What's up, man?

57. I like the rap.

58. Knock it off!

59. Check out my new dating show, "The Kraftlor."

60. Will you be my cheese wife?

61. Hey, everybody!

62. It's me, Kraft Punk.

63. Everybody is friends with everybody.

64. Kraft Punk: I love you.

65. That's very nice.

66. Will you be my cheese wife?

67. No, I'm good.

68. System malfunction.

69. Leave me alone!

70. Did you know that I cannot die.

71. Get the hell — hey!

72. My ratings are through the cheese roof.

73. Get him out of here, now!

74. Leave!

75. Okay, we get it. Thank you.

76. Now, I know this thing is recording me, okay?

77. Yeah. I know they got microphones in here.

78. I want the tapes.

79. Okay, I want the tapes!

80. I want the tapes!

81. I want the tapes!

82. I want the tapes now!

83. And we are back with Warren G.

84. You about to feel the And 1 Mix Tape.

85. My baby's stuck in those balloons!

86. My baby!

87. My baby's stuck up in those balloons!

88. Help, somebody help me!

89. My baby's stuck up in those balloons!

90. Oh, my God! Somebody help me!

91. Help me, please!

92. God, what a fool I was to put my baby up in those balloons.

93. They're gonna think I'm a fool at work.

94. Is the baby in the balloon right now? You serious?

95. Your baby's there, like —

96. My baby! Please, help me!

97. Help me

98. Help me get my baby! Oh, God.

99. I wonder if these handsome,

100. athletic black men respect me.

101. I wonder if they can help me define success.

102. I've achieved so much yet gained so little.

103. That's a camera, that's a camera.

104. Please, stop playing basketball for five seconds

105. and help me get my son down from those balloons!

106. Can you try to jump? Jump up!

107. Somebody help me please!

108. Am I a man who defines the corporate ethos,

109. or does the corporate ethos define me?

110. Does my appearance belie my interference?

111. How will I coalesce evanescence and didactic vivisections?

112. Ladies and gentlemen, my next guest is Ozzy's daughter,

113. Kelly Osbourne.

114. - Hey, how you doing? - Good.

115. What's going on with you, girl?

116. Wait, am I stealing your seat?

117. Or are we, like, snuggling?

118. - No, no. No, it's like a... - Okay.

119. There's major chemistry between you two.

120. How can you tell in like five seconds?

121. You ever heard of love at first sight?

122. No, I don't believe in it.

123. - Oh!

124. Oh, my God!

125. I think that's one of the new P.A.s.

126. Uh, it says here in my notes that Ozzy, your father,

127. is famous for eating feces on stage.

128. - Not shit, you douche bag. - No, it says it in my notes.

129. It was animals heads, specifically a bat's.

130. - And feces. - No shit, sorry.

131. - In the Black Sabbath days.

132. No, dude, what the is wrong with you?

133. You were the lead singer of the Dazzle Girls.

134. No, I was not.

135. Dazzly-D.

136. Dazzly-D.

137. Do I make you Austin Powers, baby?

138. No.

139. Were fascists fashionable?

140. Like, you know, the Nazis,

141. they had some P.R. troubles, but they looked sharp.

142. - Do you want some advice? - Yeah.

143. Don't with the Jews.

144. Yeah the Jews. You heard it hear first.

145. No, other way around, darling. Other way around.

146. Kelly Osbourne said it here first.

147. If you're watching the Jews.

148. Yeah!

149. Okay.

150. It's time to eat out a Georgia O'Keeffe painting.

151. Oh, my God. You have so many issues. Please, don't do that.

152. I'm getting my red wings.

153. This is shit!

154. I need to leave here.

155. hell.

156. Oh, we have a report about some...

157. Don't you die on me!

158. I'm trying to save her life.

159. You're wasting time.

160. Help me save her.

161. I'm trying to revive her.

162. I'm trying to revive her through sex.

163. Oh!

164. My methods aren't sound, but you got to trust me.

165. Live, damn you, live!

166. I'm using the Kama Sutra to help this woman!

167. Help, help me! Help!

168. I need help! - What?

169. I can't come with you looking at me.

170. Uh...

171. I'm reviving her with my penis!

172. Sprite.

173. It's for the kids!

174. Okay, here to do the Abu Ghraib Stand-Up Challenge,

175. please welcome Jim Norton.

176. Thank you.

177. Here's how you know Bill Cosby's guilty,

178. 'cause Whoopi Goldberg stopped defending him.

179. First of all, what happened to Whoopi Goldberg?

180. She looks like KRS-One now.

181. The Kardashians are a weird family.

182. I don't hate them.

183. Kanye West married into the family.

184. It's the Guantanamo Babes!

185. It's like Jane Lynch's —

186. off!