The Eric Andre Show 4x3

Directed by

Howie Mandel as Self • Malaysia Pargo as Self • Flying Lotus as Self • Aflamu Johnson as Hannibal's Brother

Actor Howie Mandel and television personality Malaysia Pargo are interviewed; Flying Lotus performs.

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1. Ladies and gentlemen, "The Eric Andre Show"!

2. Whoa, whoa, whoa!

3. Oh!

4. Oh, shit!

5. Ugh.

6. You ever, um, uh,

7. fall into, like, a clinical depression?

8. Uh, no.

9. Do you have any medicine?

10. [ Sloop! ] Oh, hey, what up?

11. It's my old pal Snakey!

12. What up, Snakey? - Hey, Eric.

13. I'm here to be cool, but also follow the rules!

14. Yeah, I hear that.

15. You could say I'm all ears.

16. Snake ears, that is.

17. Uh, what?

18. What can I say?

19. I was poorly thought out!

20. Oh, time for a guitar solo!

21. This show has gone off the rails, man.

22. Shut up, Hannibal, ya dweeb.

23. Yeah, shut up, Hannibal, ya dweeb.

24. I'm not a dweeb!

25. Hey, dweeb.

26. Hannibal, you're stupid.

27. - Eric, stop it! - I'm back, Hannibal.

28. Hey, get the out of here right now!

29. Hey, hey!

30. You like pizza, man?

31. Hey, get the —

32. Freeze! Violation 4,000!

33. I'm robo-rescue for cyber-bulling.

34. Huh?

35. What?

36. Hey, well, if you won't come with me voluntarily,

37. at least go to YouJizz. cum.

38. We upload hot new vids daily.

39. Oh, yeah.

40. Oh, I've never seen sicker vids in my life!

41. Oh, yeah!

42. Vids are making my bone gush.

43. Ew.

44. Little mud slide.

45. Uh, Howie Mandel is, uh...

46. Get your little Banana Republic ass

47. over here, you son of a bitch.

48. - How are you? - Good, how are you?

49. - I'm doing great. - Have a seat.

50. And this looks like, uh, when you go

51. through those neighborhoods and they have it —

52. they throw out the chair. - Mm-hmm.

53. It doesn't look clean.

54. Oh, what kind of neighborhoods are you referring to?

55. I wasn't — I — no particular neighborhood,

56. but I'm just saying it looks filthy.

57. Hey, uh, have a seat, George Zimmerman.

58. Um...

59. First question, Howie doing?

60. I just — it's a gift for me.

61. Really good.

62. I'm a big Howie Fandel.

63. That's — I was expecting that one.

64. The other one was a bit direct.

65. Now, does "America Got Talent," or does America got entitlement?

66. I mean, are poor countries

67. to economically depressed to have talent?

68. Why don't you do "Rwanda's Got Talent"?

69. - What about — - I would imagine they do.

70. It is the number-one syndicated show in the world —

71. In Rwanda?

72. No, um — "Got talent."

73. 'Cause Don Cheadle was in that movie, and he was fantastic.

74. Right.

75. I mean, you got to get Don Cheadle on the show.

76. On "America's Got" —

77. I got talent. Can I be on the talent show?

78. What are you doing now?

79. Oh, shit!

80. Whoa!

81. I mean, isn't that fantastic?

82. Please, you sit. I'll stand.

83. I'll stay, I'm just — I don't want to be that close.

84. Now, you're a distant cousin of Itzhak Perlman.

85. - I am, yeah. - Mm-hmm.

86. He's the — he's an Israeli-American

87. violinist and composer.

88. He's a world-renowned classical violinist,

89. plays Hollywood Bowl and Carnegie Hall and...

90. What is it like having a nerd cousin?

91. Come on, dude, that was a zinger.

92. Violin?

93. You had a talk show back in the day?

94. I did. It was nothing like this.

95. Did you have a little bitch-ass co-host like Hannibal Buress?

96. What the, man?

97. I been supporting your whack-ass jokes.

98. What is that?

99. What's up, guys?

100. I'm Kraft Punk.

101. This guy sucks. - Come on, Kraft Punk.

102. What is this?

103. Oh, come on. - Okay, all right!

104. Check out my new hidden camera show, "Kraft Dunk'd."

105. Steal!

106. Time to cheese it up.

107. No!

108. What the, man?

109. - Whoa, man! - Yes.

110. Way to go!

111. You just got Kraft dunk'd.

112. I'm trying to make this guy comfortable.

113. You made him uncomfortable. - Awful vibes today.

114. Get out of here! - Get out, Kraft Punk.

115. Get out of here.

116. Wow.

117. What is going on?

118. This is a nightmare.

119. There's a bunch of squid in here.

120. Is this real?

121. I'm Mike Penis.

122. I'm named after my dad's penis.

123. I get into every club.

124. Guys, you got to get me in the celebrity room.

125. Hey, I'm — oh, no, no!

126. I'm Mike Penis. I'm Mike Penis!

127. Come on, dude! You're acting like Statham.

128. - What? - You're bending it like Beckham.

129. Oh.

130. Hey, whose list do I got to be on, Schindler's?

131. Do I got to wash out you guys' ears with my dick?

132. Hey, hey, hey, do I got to call Tiesto?

133. Hey, Siri, call T.

134. P-E-N-I-S!

135. I'm named after my dad's penis.

136. I have hepatitis.

137. I'm from hell!

138. P-E-N-I-S. I'm on the Red Boll Network.

139. Brazzars.

140. You know her from "Basketball Wives."

141. Malaysia Pargo.

142. Oh.

143. How are y'all doing?

144. Are you a girl?

145. I'm actually — I'm a woman.

146. But, yes. - Wow!

147. Now, were you named after that flight

148. that fell apart in the Indian Ocean?

149. You know what, it's a funny story —

150. A.K.A., the world's toilet.

151. So funny because —

152. Girl, if you were an airplane, you'd be Malaysia flight 69!

153. - Uh, no. - Or funny.

154. How about —

155. - Ooh. - Oh.

156. That is not safe.

157. We got to get it together, man.

158. Just make sure there's no more things —

159. big ones over your head.

160. If only one falls, that means — that's the most that —

161. when one falls, usually no more falls.

162. What?

163. It's like — it's like...

164. - What? - Oh, this thing.

165. Oh, hold on.

166. - Wait. - Um...

167. - I should get out of here. - Uh...

168. Is Dennis Rodman committing treason because of his

169. close ties to the despotic leadership of North Korea?

170. I don't know.

171. Damn it, Malaysia, answer me!

172. Gosh.

173. What, uh —

174. - You tripping. - You look stunningly beautiful.

175. Because these are Sergio Rossi.

176. Hannibal! You eat my sandwiches?

177. - What? What? - Huh?

178. - Did you touch my cereal? - What?

179. What I tell you about with my levels, boy?

180. - Oh, brother! - Whoo!

181. - He's spitting. - One, two, three!

182. Man! Damn!

183. You look confused, boy!

184. You ready to join the army, nigga?

185. - Nigga? - Damn it!

186. Don't say the N-word. You know better.

187. Damn it, what the am I talking about?

188. Whoo! Hannibal!

189. I'm ready to change genders, boy! Stop spitting on me.

190. Yeah, I'm about to join the lady army.

191. - Then do it. - You ready for that?

192. I'm crazy!

193. Hey, free samples. Free samples of milk.

194. Milk! Free milk.

195. Sure, it's got 23 essential vitamins and minerals.

196. It's straight from the source. It's organic.

197. - It's good milk. - Vegan and gluten free.

198. Yeah, chow down on it. - Yeah.

199. Here, you're getting it right from the source.

200. Oh, yeah. Yes.

201. You serious?

202. It burns like acid.

203. I'm strung out on estrogen.

204. You're gonna drink a cow's milk? This is human milk.

205. The only animal that drinks another animal's milk.

206. Oh, Jesus.

207. - Oh, my God.

208. - Oh, my God!

209. - Cheers.

210. Ladies and gentlemen, tonight on the show,

211. Flying Lotus checks his e-mails!

212. Oh!

213. He's checking them, he's checking them, he's checking them,

214. he's checking them. he's checking them,

215. he's checking them, he's checking them!

216. Oh, yeah!

217. Are you kidding me?

218. Serious? - Guitar!

219. - Brother? - Oh!

220. What the you doing, man?

221. - Oh, I'm just check— - This shit too God damn loud!

222. Don't use that, nigga?

223. - Shit. - God damn it!

224. Damn it, damn it, damn it!

225. I got to quit saying that word.

226. Abso-lutely.

227. - It's good milk. - Vegan and gluten free.