The Eric Andre Show 4x10

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Jack Black as Self • Jennette McCurdy as Self • T-Pain as Self

Actor Jack Black and actress Jennette McCurdy are interviewed.

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1. Ladies and gentlemen, it's "The Eric Andre Show!"

2. Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey!

3. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

4. Hey. Hey. Hey.

5. Hey.

6. So, hey, you hear that they surgically implanted

7. a woman's pussy onto a dog's body?

8. We're wishing Paula Deen the best of luck out in prison.

9. And one.

10. Hyah.

11. Who ordered the pizza ball?

12. We're in class, so you need to leave.

13. Somebody ordered this pizza ball, dude.

14. I'm not paying for this.

15. This thing is straight farm to nug, bro.

16. Pizza aside, let's talk Scientology.

17. Is this a dildojo, too?

18. All right, just get him out of here.

19. You got to get out. You have to get out.

20. Dude, I know you. You're Ramadan Steve, dude.

21. What's up, Ramadan Steve?

22. Dude, It's "Karate Kid" law.

23. If I challenge you in your dojo,

24. you got to let me take the class.

25. Move! Get out of my class now! All right, all right, all right.

26. I'm getting out. All right, all right.

27. All right, dude. You got ranch? Aaaaah!

28. Is Jack Black here?

29. Well, send him out.

30. With a name like Jack Black, I thought you would be a brotha!

31. Oh, you didn't know?

32. What is this Mickey Mouse bullshit

33. I see before my very eyes?

34. What do you mean?

35. Will you do whip-its?

36. - Oh, is that what this is? - Yeah.

37. - Um... - That's for junkies.

38. Holy shit, man. This shit gets you

39. Ba da wada-wada, Ba da wada-wada

40. Wada wada wada, Wa wa wa wa

41. Ba ba ba ba

42. Aaaah!

43. Do you have a tissue or a...

44. We got a bunch of birds up there.

45. Sucks.

46. me, you really got some birds up there.

47. Yeah.

48. Oh, shit!

49. Let me ask you something.

50. You saw Brad Pitt in "12 Monkeys"?

51. I did not see "12 Monkeys."

52. He was like...

53. "There are 12 monkeys over here. There's 12 monkeys over there."

54. It was embarrassing.

55. Oh, shit! Son of a bitch.

56. That thing is broken.

57. Yeah, can we fix this?

58. Okay.

59. Can someone get me another coffee, please?

60. Check out this song I'm working on.

61. Okay, let me work on it for a second.

62. Okay, this is taking way too long.

63. What's up with that band Led Zeppelin, right?

64. They should rename themselves "The Four Losers."

65. I can't. I can't.

66. Come on, man.

67. They're like my favorite band.

68. You know what the thing is?

69. I did a giant whip-it right at the beginning of the interview.

70. It fried, like, most of the brain cells

71. that I had for this interview.

72. Yeah.

73. And now...

74. Mm-hmm.

75. Oh! No! Jesus!

76. Bird up!

77. Excuse me. Do you guys know where the hospital is?

78. Uh...

79. Are you okay? Oh, my God.

80. Oh, my God!

81. Ah.

82. I was trying to build a building up.

83. Oh, no! Call 911!

84. No, no, no, no!

85. Do you got a — You got a boyfriend?

86. No!

87. ChristianSingle.love.

88. And we're back with Jack Black.

89. Now, you're known in Hollywood as a liar.

90. - As a liar? - Yeah.

91. Let's get to the bottom of this.

92. Let's get Jack on a lie-detector test.

93. Holy shit.

94. No.

95. Okay. Check.

96. What did you have for lunch today? I had sushi.

97. Aah! Son of a bitch! It shocked me!

98. - You're lying. - You're lying.

99. This thing shocks me if I don't tell the truth?

100. Tell us the truth.

101. This is not cool, man.

102. What did you have for lunch yesterday?

103. I can't remember. Don't shock me.

104. Yesterday...

105. I was on plane.

106. Aah! It's true!

107. I was on a plane.

108. - You were here. - I was on a plane.

109. This is shocking me when I tell the truth now.

110. Aah! you!

111. What's your home address?

112. Um...

113. That's not a fair question.

114. What's your home address? Tell the truth.

115. Uh, what? No, I don't — that's not —

116. Aah!

117. Okay, all right. You know the rules.

118. You come on my show, you tell the truth.

119. your show.

120. Tell us the truth, Jack!

121. It was Grandma's —

122. Now you're just shocking me for torture.

123. Ohh!

124. - Come on. - Who's in charge of the shocks?

125. I want to see the shocking —

126. I want to see the shocking executioner!

127. Who's got the thing, huh?

128. Meet Adam — a lonely scientist

129. about to make the discovery of a lifetime

130. and find true love in the process.

131. - Aah!

132. Can I have a little money?

133. I mean, did you see me beat that guy up?

134. Did you guys not see that?

135. Can I have a little bit of money?

136. Can I have like $2?

137. Did you just not see me fight that guy?

138. This Christmas, Santa's coming early.

139. Ho, ho, ho!

140. Jennette McCurdy?

141. Whoa.

142. Hit — hit her with that first question, dawg.

143. Oh, yeah.

144. You're on Nickelodeon?

145. I am. I was — a long time ago.

146. R.I.P.

147. I heard you — It says on my notes

148. that you dated a basketball player?

149. - I did. - Magic Johnson?

150. Uh, no.

151. And you dated Eazy-E and Freddie Mercury right after that.

152. Come on.

153. You had some nudes that leaked.

154. In all fairness, they weren't nudes.

155. We actually have a picture of one of your nudes right here.

156. And I think it's tasteless. I can't believe you did that.

157. Hannibal's going to Japan!

158. I got my own spin-off show.

159. microphone.

160. Give me this microphone.

161. You know, I'm really having a tough time interviewing people.

162. It's very hard for me. Yeah.

163. So you have to make me look good

164. 'cause I'm — I'm falling flat on my face

165. and I can't face the music.

166. So you got to help me out. Okay.

167. Do you understand what I'm saying?

168. Yes.

169. I love you. Okay.

170. I love you. I really do.

171. - I'm really having a hard time. - I'm sorry.

172. I'm really having a hard time.

173. You got to help me out.

174. You got to help me. Please help me. Okay.

175. Please help me out here, please.

176. All right.

177. I feel like you're pulling back,

178. but I need you to press forward.

179. Come on in. Get buckled up.

180. And away we go.

181. - I want to get out. - Oh

182. I'm on a new medicine, and...

183. You on a new medicine?

184. Everyone remain in the vehicle.

185. Okay, relax, relax. Just me talk to him.

186. You okay?

187. Yeah, there's this, like, loud black woman in here.

188. She's like — she was driving.

189. She was driving? You were driving?

190. No!

191. Hey! Hey! Hey!

192. - Stay put! Stay put! - I told you!

193. Freeze! Freeze!

194. Hey! God damn it.

195. Ladies and gentlemen,

196. it is finally time to investigate 311.

197. Aah!

198. I bet you light up when we start up the show

199. Follow me now very closely 'cause I told you so

200. What about T-11?

201. Ohh! Aah!