The Eric Andre Show 3x6

Directed by

Wiz Khalifa as Self • Aubrey Peeples as Self • Scott Levy as ATF Agent

Wiz Khalifa and Aubrey Peeples are interviewed.

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1. Ladies and gentlemen, it's...

2. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

3. Aah! Aah! Aah!

4. Ohh! Ohh! Aah! Ohh-ohh-ohh!

5. Ugh! Ohh! Ohh!

6. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

7. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

8. Aaaaaaaaaah!

9. Aaaaaaaaaah!

10. Whoa!

11. Why is this happening?

12. Yee-hoo!

13. Yee-hoo!

14. Yee...

15. Hey. What up?

16. Hey. Hannibal... Buress.

17. Whoo!

18. Yes!

19. Welcome, everybody!

20. I hope you are all ready for

21. the cosmic dawn!

22. Hannibal, i want you to read

23. these pamphlets.

24. They contain the truth!

25. The band has already followed my

26. lead.

27. Are you starting a cult,

28. man?

29. Hannibal, your new name is

30. mannibal.

31. Hey, the atf's here.

32. Atf! Clear!

33. These guys keep following me

34. everywhere here.

35. I'm not a real elephant.

36. I'm here for a child's birthday

37. party.

38. Hey!

39. Stop that elephant!

40. I'm not a real elephant!

41. I'm here for a child's birthday

42. party!

43. I'm not a real elephant!

44. Aaaah! Aaaah! Aaaah!

45. Tase him!

46. Stop!

47. Owww! Stop!

48. I'm here for a child's birthday

49. party!

50. Ladies and gentlemen, please

51. welcome my next guest,

52. wiz khalif-a-a-a-a-a-a!

53. Yea-a-a-a-a-h!

54. What's up?

55. Man!

56. What's up?

57. What... Is... Going... On?

58. What's up?

59. Me and my friends used to

60. feed LSD to this little retarded

61. girl in our neighborhood...

62. Yeah.

63. And we'd lock arms around

64. her and go, "nightmare!

65. Nightmare! Nightmare!

66. Nightmare! Nightmare!

67. Nightmare! Nightmare!

68. Nightmare!"

69. You can't do that.

70. It actually cured her

71. retardation.

72. Trying to get into the rap

73. game, man.

74. Can you... can you sign me?

75. Okay.

76. Cool.

77. You doing bonnaroo this year?

78. Bonnaroo...

79. Okay. So you have me open up.

80. What the you think

81. you gonna be doing onstage with

82. me?

83. I'm on the Mike.

84. You're, like, my hype man

85. no.

86. The crowd will go nuts.

87. No.

88. And then we have

89. diablo Cody, the woman who wrote

90. "juno."

91. Because...

92. she can come out and do some

93. DVD commentary live.

94. No.

95. I smell a rapper.

96. Wiz.

97. Rapper, rap. Woo, woo, woo.

98. So, hip-hop, rap,

99. hippity-hop-hop, hip-hap, roo,

100. rappity-roo-ha, he-Bob.

101. Yeah.

102. Missed that fight.

103. Oh, my god.

104. You know... help! Eric! Eric!

105. I got engaged!

106. Hey, when you take a wiz, do

107. you get a sense of khalifa?

108. Yeah!

109. God damn it!

110. I still got it!

111. That was on!

112. Bring that naked P.A. Out here

113. now!

114. Come here, you son of a

115. bitch!

116. Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!

117. Get him away from me!

118. Whoo!

119. Whoo!

120. I shit you not!

121. I'm on top!

122. I'm on top!

123. I'm on top!

124. Ohh.

125. Ohh.

126. Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys!

127. Hold up! Hold up! Hold up!

128. Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!

129. I'm a potato.

130. Excuse me.

131. I'm a living...

132. I mean, look at me.

133. What else could i be?

134. I'm a living potato.

135. Whoa!

136. Give this guy some air, man!

137. I love your energy.

138. Keep away from him.

139. Am i a potato... yes or no?

140. Would you keep away from this

141. guy?

142. Am i a potato... yes or no?

143. Would you keep away from this

144. person?

145. I'm a potato! I'm a potato!

146. What's going on? I'm a potato!

147. Wow. That guy's really hurt.

148. Please give it up for the

149. lovely, wickedly talented

150. Aubrey peeples!

151. Hey, boo!

152. Hi!

153. Mwah! Mwah!

154. Mwah!

155. Faboo, babe...

156. You look faboo!

157. Thank you.

158. John Wayne once said, "i

159. believe in white supremacy until

160. blacks are educated to a point

161. of responsibility."

162. Why did you retweet that?

163. I did not retweet that.

164. Okay.

165. It says it in my notes, so...

166. No. Well, that's wrong,

167. 'cause i don't...

168. Aubrey, give us some stories

169. from set at "sharknado."

170. From "sharknado"?

171. Yeah! You were on that?

172. Yeah, i was on that.

173. It was very fun. We were...

174. all right, it's time to play

175. "pick a hot chick's briefcase"!

176. All right. Pick a lady.

177. Pick a gal.

178. Hmm. Uh, number 2.

179. What?

180. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

181. [ Audience clapping

182. Asshole.

183. So, you sing.

184. You good at it?

185. Am i good at it?

186. Yeah.

187. I hope people think I'm good

188. at it.

189. Let's sing a song.

190. Okay.

191. Ugh.

192. Oh, god.

193. Now it's going to the other leg.

194. [ Scattered cheers and

195. That was the end of the song?

196. Yeah.

197. No.

198. Okay!

199. How do you think the show is,

200. uh...

201. You know, whatever.

202. It's a... Good show.

203. It's not that bad.

204. Can you hold this?

205. Ooh.

206. Time for some ranch!

207. You seem pretty simple.

208. What's happening, mcnuggs?

209. What's your Skype handle, chomo?

210. I'm going to a "legalize heroin"

211. convention.

212. My mom doesn't want me to go.

213. I told her, "yo, 311 never

214. happened."

215. You're pretty mellow, dude.

216. You shop at whole foods?

217. You got a little bug on your

218. shoulder, bro.

219. You ever fingerblast the octomom

220. in the octagon?

221. I'm down to human-centipede some

222. freshmen in the quad tonight if

223. you're buying, bro.

224. Hashtag benghazi.

225. Oof, man.

226. How many times a week you Jack

227. off?

228. Depends.

229. So, if my girl is in town, zero

230. times jacking off.

231. When she out of town, though, i

232. be, "blam! Blop, blop! Blam!

233. Blop! Blam!"

234. When she going out of town...

235. Yeah. That's pretty good.

236. That drop... that bass drop

237. is the... that's the moment.

238. Boom!

239. What is that?

240. You put it in reverse?

241. Right now?

242. Transmission... is that what

243. that is?

244. No, that's cookin'.

245. That's cookin'.

246. That's not how you cook.

247. That's cookin'.

248. You got the pan. This is the...

249. so, why you bringing it back?

250. That's drivin'.

251. No, it's cookin'.

252. Who the cooks like

253. that?

254. Dancers!