The Eric Andre Show 3x5

Directed by

Nick Cannon as Self • Carmen Electra as Self • Lil' Jon as Self

Hannibal Buress hosts the show after Eric injures his spine. Also: Nick Cannon; Carmen Electra; Lil Jon performs.

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1. Aaaaaaaaaah!

2. Aah!

3. Oh, my god.

4. Yo. What up?

5. Hannibal, listen, man... i

6. got into a really bad car

7. accident yesterday.

8. I-i need you to host the show

9. tonight, okay?

10. I've done irreversible damage to

11. my spine.

12. You need to have some

13. irreversible damage at this

14. party I'm throwing.

15. On the West Side.

16. Ha ha ha ha ha!

17. The chronic.

18. Listen, man, can you host the

19. show tonight?

20. Are you listening? Hello!

21. Ow! Aah!

22. Hannibal!

23. Hey, i got to get back to

24. you.

25. I'm about to get into somethin'.

26. No, Hannibal.

27. Don't get into something.

28. I-i-i need you to...

29. ladies and gentlemen, it's

30. "the"...

31. "Hannibal buress"...

32. "Show!"

33. Aaaaaaaaaaah!

34. You look like shit.

35. Thank you, Hannibal.

36. So...

37. bitches be shoppin'!

38. [ Laughter,

39. Okay. Beginner's luck.

40. Hey, man, stop hatin'.

41. This is the first nomination

42. and win for Hannibal buress as

43. best comedy talk-show host.

44. He only told one joke!

45. Ow!

46. Previously, Hannibal has won

47. three awards for best co-host.

48. Get this stupid thing off of

49. me!

50. Anybody seen my bus?

51. Have you seen my bus?

52. It's a very big bus.

53. Have you seen my bus?

54. Who took my bus?

55. Who put the handcuffs on you?

56. I don't know.

57. I'm using Asian condiments to

58. loosen these cuffs.

59. What happened to you, man?

60. Hannibal's soy sauce.

61. It sucks!

62. Please welcome Nick Cannon!

63. Hey!

64. What's going on?

65. What's going on?

66. How's it going, man?

67. A'ight.

68. Looking good!

69. Cool, man.

70. You sure you're all right?

71. Yeah. I just...

72. I got in an accident.

73. Oh. Okay.

74. Yeah, yeah.

75. You want some cheese doodles,

76. man?

77. Ooh, that was almost good.

78. Yeah!

79. Aah!

80. Nick Cannon, everybody!

81. Nick Cannon!

82. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

83. What do you think the holy ghost

84. is?

85. Is it like a zombie or

86. something?

87. It's a...

88. What if Jesus was

89. young jeezy?

90. This is jeezy as Jesus.

91. Hey.

92. Y'all some real niggas

93. for this shit right here.

94. Aah!

95. Keep playing with Jesus if you

96. want to.

97. So, man, what do you think

98. drag-on is up to now?

99. Man.

100. Hannibal...

101. I'm your father.

102. What are you doing here, dad?

103. I just want to say i love

104. you, son.

105. Dad, this is a bad time for

106. us to reunite.

107. If you are indeed my father, why

108. would you step out now, during

109. the biggest interview of my

110. life?

111. That means you don't care about

112. me as a son.

113. No, i do.

114. I really do care.

115. You haven't been in my life

116. at all, and I'm interviewing

117. Nick Cannon, former r. Kelly

118. collaborator, and stage hands

119. let you walk in here with your

120. dick out!

121. Can i have a hug?

122. You, dad!

123. Yeah.

124. Welcome to cookie TV.

125. Let me eat one. I'm hungry.

126. This is fly.

127. Hey, man, what the...

128. I'm the honorable

129. cookie Muhammad.

130. How many cookies a day do you

131. eat?

132. Not a lot.

133. She doesn't eat a lot of

134. cookies.

135. That's why she's here in this

136. stroller, 18 years old.

137. Let me try one.

138. No.

139. Come on, man.

140. It's not a cookie...

141. It's a lifestyle!

142. Take a nice picture!

143. We can take a picture

144. together, but i am a registered

145. sex offender.

146. A what?

147. Huh?

148. A what offender?

149. Who? What?

150. Ohh.

151. It's time for...

152. What is going on?

153. And we've got Bolivia, China,

154. Ecuador.

155. You want some cheese?

156. N.Y.P.D.

157. We're serving today.

158. We usually protect, but today

159. we're serving.

160. Look! He's drinking!

161. Do you see that?

162. Want some cheese?

163. That's illegal!

164. That picture is meaningless.

165. Broadway street?

166. This is Broadway right here,

167. man!

168. We're on Broadway!

169. What are you talking about?

170. Why don't you mind your own

171. Business?

172. I'm just... I'm just...

173. All right.

174. Why don't you mind your

175. Business?

176. Meh-meh-meh-meh-meh.

177. Ladies and gentlemen, our

178. next guest is Carmen electra!

179. Hey!

180. Hi!

181. Anyways, so, Carmen...

182. Mm-hmm?

183. Carmen...

184. You got any Adderall?

185. No.

186. You pop mollies?

187. This looks like a boat.

188. Uh...

189. Whoo!

190. Um...

191. That desk looks like a boat.

192. Looks like a boat.

193. What happened?

194. You into guns?

195. A gangsta never tells

196. All his secrets.

197. A gangsta never...

198. you know that.

199. What do you mean?

200. Why do i know that?

201. Oh. That's right.

202. What are you doing later?

203. What's your address?

204. I'm not giving up my address.

205. Why?

206. Are you a boat or not?

207. Shhhhh!

208. Do you regulate?

209. Do i regulate?

210. Always.

211. Hell, yeah.

212. Uh...

213. What was the...

214. it is electric

215. between us.

216. It's crazy.

217. I'm sorry.

218. Still looks like a boat!

219. Bon voyage.

220. Toot, toot!

221. [ Singing in native

222. What up?

223. How's it going, man?

224. Good, man. How you doing?

225. Chillin', man.

226. Hook me up with a shave.

227. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

228. Thank you, sir.

229. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

230. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

231. Oh, shit!

232. Shit!

233. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

234. Shit!

235. Whoa!

236. Oooooh!

237. Shit looks...

238. That looks good.

239. That looks real good, man.

240. You lost a lot of blood.

241. Ow! I can't...

242. Yo, what up?

243. I'm the safety stegosaurus.

244. Kids club.

245. Say, "safety."

246. Safety!

247. If you see a knife, go away

248. from it.

249. Some garbage is okay.

250. Kids club.

251. I don't want to die!

252. I don't want to die!

253. This is my garbage!

254. Why are you going around

255. acting like this in front of all

256. these kids?

257. Kids club.

258. Ladies and gentlemen, our

259. final guest of the night...

260. Big Jon.

261. Yeah!

262. Let's take this thing up top!

263. All you little

264. mother

265. I'm unhealthy as y'all!

266. Hey!

267. I'm big Jon now!

268. This bit sucks.