The Eric Andre Show 3x4

Directed by

Victor Ortiz as Self • Mac DeMarco as Self • Jillian Barberie as Self

Jillian Barberie and Victor Ortiz are interviewed.

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1. Ladies and gentlemen, it's

2. "the Eric Andre show"!

3. Ho ho! Ho ho!

4. Oh!

5. Aaaaaah!

6. Whoo!

7. Ahh!

8. Wassup, y'all?

9. Feeling good, looking better.

10. Uh, Hannibal, notice anything

11. different about me?

12. Yeah, yeah, you got work

13. done, and you look like... you

14. look like pure shit.

15. It's really bad.

16. Okay, well, if you're jealous

17. now, wait till you get a load of

18. these.

19. I got poop implants!

20. There's no real use for that

21. in life.

22. Uh, Hannibal, my eyes are

23. up here.

24. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

25. Aah!

26. Hey, you know where the

27. Nintendo convention is?

28. I got burning man rehearsal at

29. the tosh.0 amphitheater, dude.

30. Starts in 311 minutes!

31. What's up, brotendo?

32. I was thinking about getting my

33. foreskin sewn back on 'cause i

34. haven't candy-flipped this hard

35. since i got adult circumcised,

36. bro.

37. Fresh.

38. You got a pretty sick style.

39. You wanna buttchug some jenkem?

40. Aaah!

41. No disrespect. Do you squirt?

42. I ain't trying to drain your

43. meat flaps.

44. I'm just hashtag askin'.

45. My boy's trying to pop a drain

46. in your beef glands, but I'm

47. just trying to write some

48. super Nintendo yelp reviews.

49. What are you reading?

50. "Mein kampf"?

51. Our next guest...

52. I don't know.

53. Shit.

54. Jillian barberie, everybody!

55. What are you doing?

56. That's my job.

57. Jillian barberie!

58. Jillian barberie!

59. Jillian barberie!

60. Hey, what's up, Jillian?

61. Good to see you!

62. Good to see you, too!

63. Mwah!

64. Oh, we're fancy here.

65. All right. Take a load off.

66. Thank you.

67. My god.

68. Thank you.

69. Bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep

70. bleep blorp.

71. You ever heard of a robot

72. before?

73. I don't even know what that

74. means.

75. I don't even know.

76. It's pretty clear.

77. Anything else?

78. Um...

79. What was i gonna say?

80. Did you say something before?

81. No, i wasn't saying anything.

82. I never use condoms, ever!

83. Come to my house for an

84. afternoon, and you will use

85. condoms.

86. Ooh!

87. No!

88. Jillian barberie!

89. Jillian barberie!

90. Jillian barberie!

91. Jillian barberie!

92. Jillian barberie!

93. En garde!

94. Hah!

95. Thrust!

96. Hah!

97. What are y'all doing?

98. We're fencing, you fool!

99. Hah!

100. Hah!

101. Touché.

102. Touché.

103. Aaaaah!

104. That's enough!

105. That's enough!

106. Knock it off!

107. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

108. That's enough!

109. You're driving me crazy!

110. Jillian barberie!

111. I-i have a theory about white

112. women.

113. Can we get this desk outta

114. here?

115. This isn't safe!

116. I'm doing some work at my

117. house.

118. I need some... oh! Wow!

119. Look at you, fancy!

120. Jay leno... they don't have

121. this.

122. Jimmy kimmel.

123. Yeah, exactly.

124. But i do agree with when

125. they...

126. You wanna play something?

127. Play something.

128. Okay.

129. Hannibal.

130. hey!

131. hey!

132. Can you help me kill myself?

133. Oy vey, do you know that

134. they're taking Benadryl off of

135. the market?

136. Why would they take that off

137. the market?

138. [ Slow-motion ] Why would they

139. take that off the market?

140. You and shit?

141. Of course i and shit.

142. Tight!

143. Ooh, lord, my poops are too

144. big!

145. You talking to a six-figure

146. man.

147. I spent $3 million in three

148. years, nigga.

149. Believe i owe this

150. Country anything!

151. I don't believe this country

152. owes me anything!

153. Aaaah!

154. This is Tony TV.

155. And we'll be right ba...

156. i had a f... i knew a person

157. named Lucius in college.

158. Mm-hmm.

159. Yeah.

160. That's it?

161. That's all you had to say?

162. Yeah!

163. Hey, what's up?

164. I'm kraft punk.

165. Uh...

166. Hi, kraft punk.

167. I have a new hidden-camera

168. show.

169. "Kraft punk'd."

170. Yeah, yeah, we know.

171. All right, kraft punk, we

172. got it.

173. Thank you.

174. Check it out.

175. Shhh.

176. You just got kraft punk'd!

177. There's a hidden camera there.

178. There's a hidden camera there.

179. There's a hidden camera there.

180. There's a hidden camera there.

181. Did you guys know i cannot die?

182. Please leave! Thank you!

183. Kraft punk.

184. Okay. Bye.

185. Ladies and gentlemen,

186. championship boxer

187. Victor Ortiz!

188. All right!

189. The champion!

190. What's happening, playboy?

191. Hey.

192. You ever been on acid?

193. No.

194. You thinking about trying

195. it?

196. No.

197. What's the farthest you ever

198. got with a girl?

199. Second base.

200. For me, second base is

201. anal.

202. You know, i just mixed some

203. pretzels with grapes.

204. With grapes!

205. I do that, too!

206. Really?

207. It's not bad!

208. You got a combination of

209. like peanut butter and jelly

210. sandwich.

211. Shhhh.

212. Too loud.

213. Yeah.

214. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

215. You like that?

216. There's more.

217. You ever, um, sign up on,

218. um, like boingo wireless when

219. you're at the airport?

220. It's unreliable, man.

221. It is.

222. It's just shoddy service.

223. That dude, whoever owns

224. boingo, got a boat.

225. Probably.

226. Let's dance for a little

227. bit.

228. It's raining ranch!

229. Hey, bro, my boys are trying to

230. start a bobsled group.

231. By accident took a shortcut

232. through the aquarium.

233. Straight like three

234. dolphins, dude.

235. 'Cause they're some of the

236. smartest animals.

237. You know what I'm saying?

238. What do you guys do for a

239. living?

240. You look like really chill

241. bros.

242. You guys watch inventors?

243. This is my business partner

244. right dude here.

245. Right dude here!

246. You guys gonna sign us or

247. what?

248. Yeah, you guys gotta sign us,

249. dude.

250. Bang, go, go, gang, go, go,

251. gang, go, go, gang, go, go.

252. Y'all pay taxes or you guys

253. straight off the grid?

254. Ranch me, mulatto.

255. Ladies and gentlemen,

256. Mac DeMarco.

257. her and me were meant to be

258. now it's time for attack

259. DeMarco!

260. Go-ka-kee!