The Eric Andre Show 2x8

1. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT'S "THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW"!

2. "THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW"! [ UP-TEMPO JAZZ PLAYS ]

3. [ UP-TEMPO JAZZ PLAYS ]

4. [ UP-TEMPO JAZZ PLAYS ] OW! OHH!

5. OHH! OW!

6. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.

7. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.

8. NO. NO. NO. NO.

9. THAT'S ALL I HAD PLANNED FOR

10. THAT'S ALL I HAD PLANNED FOR THE SHOW.

11. THAT'S ALL I HAD PLANNED FOR THE SHOW. SHOULD I, UH — RIGHT.

12. THE SHOW. SHOULD I, UH — RIGHT. MONOLOGUE, MAN.

13. SHOULD I, UH — RIGHT. MONOLOGUE, MAN.

14. MONOLOGUE, MAN. WHOA!

15. WHOA! HEY, HANNIBAL, DID YOU HEAR

16. WHOA! HEY, HANNIBAL, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS?

17. HEY, HANNIBAL, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS? ABOUT WHAT?

18. ABOUT THIS? ABOUT WHAT? About this...

19. ABOUT WHAT? About this... About this...

20. About this... About this...

21. About this...

22. About this...

23. About this... [ RUSTLING, SQUEAKING ] HEY, HANNIBAL.

24. [ RUSTLING, SQUEAKING ] HEY, HANNIBAL. YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS?

25. HEY, HANNIBAL. YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS?

26. YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS?

27. HEY, HANNIBAL.

28. HEY, HANNIBAL. YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS?

29. HEY, HANNIBAL. YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS? HEY, HANNIBAL, YOU HEAR ABOUT

30. YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS? HEY, HANNIBAL, YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS?

31. HEY, HANNIBAL, YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS?

32. THIS? YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS?

33. YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS? HEY, HANNIBAL.

34. HEY, HANNIBAL. HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS?

35. HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS?

36. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

37. BASS ♪ WHO WANTS A DRINK? YOU WANT A DRINK?

38. WHO WANTS A DRINK? YOU WANT A DRINK? YOU WANT A DRINK?

39. YOU WANT A DRINK? YOU WANT A DRINK? YOU WANT A BEER?

40. YOU WANT A DRINK? YOU WANT A BEER? YOU WANT ANYTHING?

41. YOU WANT A BEER? YOU WANT ANYTHING? COMING UP.

42. YOU WANT ANYTHING? COMING UP. DO YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?

43. COMING UP. DO YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? DO YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?

44. DO YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? DO YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? WANT SOME OF THIS?

45. DO YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? WANT SOME OF THIS?

46. WANT SOME OF THIS? WHOA!

47. WHOA! WHAT DO YOU NEED?

48. WHOA! WHAT DO YOU NEED? WHAT DO YOU NEED?

49. WHAT DO YOU NEED? WHAT DO YOU NEED?

50. WHAT DO YOU NEED? OH

51. OH HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!

52. OH HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! OH, WHOA, WHOA!

53. HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! OH, WHOA, WHOA! WHAT THE

54. OH, WHOA, WHOA! WHAT THE

55. WHAT THE GOT IT. COMING UP.

56. GOT IT. COMING UP.

57. GOT IT. COMING UP. About this...

58. About this... ALL RIGHT.

59. ALL RIGHT. UH, JOEY FATONE.

60. WHAT'S UP, MAN? HOW YOU BEEN? GOOD.

61. HOW YOU BEEN? GOOD. YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.

62. GOOD. YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.

63. YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. WHAT DO YOU — WHAT DO YOU DO

64. YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. WHAT DO YOU — WHAT DO YOU DO THAT I'M NOT DOING?

65. WHAT DO YOU — WHAT DO YOU DO THAT I'M NOT DOING? YOU HIT THE ELLIPTICAL OR WHAT?

66. THAT I'M NOT DOING? YOU HIT THE ELLIPTICAL OR WHAT? IT'S A GIRDLE I'M WEARING.

67. YOU HIT THE ELLIPTICAL OR WHAT? IT'S A GIRDLE I'M WEARING.

68. IT'S A GIRDLE I'M WEARING. YO.

69. YO. CHECK THAT OUT.

70. YO. CHECK THAT OUT. THAT'S — THAT'S NICE.

71. CHECK THAT OUT. THAT'S — THAT'S NICE. MMM!

72. THAT'S — THAT'S NICE. MMM! OH. THANK YOU, SIR.

73. MMM! OH. THANK YOU, SIR. APPRECIATE IT.

74. OH. THANK YOU, SIR. APPRECIATE IT. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

75. APPRECIATE IT. THANK YOU SO MUCH. I'M LOVING THIS.

76. THANK YOU SO MUCH. I'M LOVING THIS. THANK YOU.

77. I'M LOVING THIS. THANK YOU.

78. THANK YOU. ALL RIGHT.

79. ALL RIGHT. THAT'S GOOD STUFF RIGHT

80. ALL RIGHT. THAT'S GOOD STUFF RIGHT THERE.

81. THAT'S GOOD STUFF RIGHT THERE. SO, LET ME TALK ABOUT THE

82. THERE. SO, LET ME TALK ABOUT THE CRAZIEST GROUPIE EXPERIENCE

83. SO, LET ME TALK ABOUT THE CRAZIEST GROUPIE EXPERIENCE YOU EVER HAD.

84. CRAZIEST GROUPIE EXPERIENCE YOU EVER HAD. ONE WAS, UH, PRETTY

85. YOU EVER HAD. ONE WAS, UH, PRETTY INTERESTING, WHERE WE'VE HAD

86. ONE WAS, UH, PRETTY INTERESTING, WHERE WE'VE HAD SOME WOMEN — HI, HOW YOU DOING?

87. INTERESTING, WHERE WE'VE HAD SOME WOMEN — HI, HOW YOU DOING? HI. HOW ARE YOU?

88. SOME WOMEN — HI, HOW YOU DOING? HI. HOW ARE YOU? I'M — I'M GOOD.

89. HI. HOW ARE YOU? I'M — I'M GOOD. UM, THE CRAZIEST THING THAT WE

90. I'M — I'M GOOD. UM, THE CRAZIEST THING THAT WE EVER HAD — THERE WAS ONE TIME

91. UM, THE CRAZIEST THING THAT WE EVER HAD — THERE WAS ONE TIME WHERE WE WERE AT A HOTEL, AND

92. EVER HAD — THERE WAS ONE TIME WHERE WE WERE AT A HOTEL, AND THERE WAS A CART WITH ALL FOOD

93. WHERE WE WERE AT A HOTEL, AND THERE WAS A CART WITH ALL FOOD ON TOP OF IT, AND THE GIRLS WERE

94. THERE WAS A CART WITH ALL FOOD ON TOP OF IT, AND THE GIRLS WERE HIDING UNDERNEATH IT TO SEE IF

95. ON TOP OF IT, AND THE GIRLS WERE HIDING UNDERNEATH IT TO SEE IF THEY COULD IN THE ROOM.

96. HIDING UNDERNEATH IT TO SEE IF THEY COULD IN THE ROOM.

97. THEY COULD IN THE ROOM. IT'S PRETTY CRAZY. YEAH.

98. IT'S PRETTY CRAZY. YEAH. YOU'RE FROM BROOKLYN.

99. IT'S PRETTY CRAZY. YEAH. YOU'RE FROM BROOKLYN. MM-HMM.

100. YOU'RE FROM BROOKLYN. MM-HMM. YOU EVER GO DOWN TO THE

101. MM-HMM. YOU EVER GO DOWN TO THE VERRAZANO BRIDGE AND JUST TAP

102. YOU EVER GO DOWN TO THE VERRAZANO BRIDGE AND JUST TAP DANCE ON A LITTLE BEEFCAKE?

103. VERRAZANO BRIDGE AND JUST TAP DANCE ON A LITTLE BEEFCAKE? MM-HMM.

104. DANCE ON A LITTLE BEEFCAKE? MM-HMM. OH.

105. MM-HMM. OH. MM-HMM.

106. OH. MM-HMM.

107. MM-HMM.

108. HEY, YOU EVER, LIKE, UM, SPRAY A

109. HEY, YOU EVER, LIKE, UM, SPRAY A LITTLE DNA ON LANCE BASS' TRAMP

110. HEY, YOU EVER, LIKE, UM, SPRAY A LITTLE DNA ON LANCE BASS' TRAMP STAMP JUST TO FEEL ALIVE?

111. LITTLE DNA ON LANCE BASS' TRAMP STAMP JUST TO FEEL ALIVE?

112. STAMP JUST TO FEEL ALIVE? I WAS ON A WEBSITE —

113. I WAS ON A WEBSITE — celebritynetworth.

114. I WAS ON A WEBSITE — celebritynetworth. MM-HMM.

115. celebritynetworth. MM-HMM. AND IT SAYS THAT YOURS IS

116. MM-HMM. AND IT SAYS THAT YOURS IS $14 MILLION.

117. AND IT SAYS THAT YOURS IS $14 MILLION. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE

118. $14 MILLION. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, BUD.

119. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, BUD. HA HA HA.

120. YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, BUD. HA HA HA. YOU'RE IN A SH— IN A BAND?

121. HA HA HA. YOU'RE IN A SH— IN A BAND? A SHOW?

122. YOU'RE IN A SH— IN A BAND? A SHOW? WRONG!

123. A SHOW? WRONG! I WAS IN A BAND — NOT ANYMORE.

124. WRONG! I WAS IN A BAND — NOT ANYMORE. YEAH.

125. I WAS IN A BAND — NOT ANYMORE. YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT?

126. YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT? THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

127. YOU KNOW WHAT? THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I APPRECIATE IT.

128. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I APPRECIATE IT. YEAH.

129. I APPRECIATE IT. YEAH. THIS GUEST IS TERRIBLE.

130. YEAH. THIS GUEST IS TERRIBLE.

131. THIS GUEST IS TERRIBLE. YOU KNOW, UH, THANK YOU SO

132. YOU KNOW, UH, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON THE SHOW.

133. YOU KNOW, UH, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON THE SHOW.

134. MUCH FOR COMING ON THE SHOW. OH.

135. YOU KNOW HOW TO GET TO THE HOSPITAL? I'M SORRY.

136. HOSPITAL? I'M SORRY. HEY, YOU KNOW HOW TO GET TO

137. I'M SORRY. HEY, YOU KNOW HOW TO GET TO THE HOSPITAL?

138. HEY, YOU KNOW HOW TO GET TO THE HOSPITAL? NO.

139. THE HOSPITAL? NO. REALLY?

140. NO. REALLY?

141. REALLY? REALLY? HEY.

142. REALLY? HEY. IT'S TIME FOR ONE OF MY FAVORITE

143. REALLY? HEY. IT'S TIME FOR ONE OF MY FAVORITE SEGMENTS, "HANNIBAL'S HANDS."

144. WHAT'S THERE IN HANNIBAL'S HANDS? ♪

145. HANDS? ♪

146. DADDY NEEDS HIS JUICE.

147. DADDY NEEDS HIS JUICE. OH, THAT'S A SWEET-ASS RIDE,

148. DADDY NEEDS HIS JUICE. OH, THAT'S A SWEET-ASS RIDE, MAN!

149. HEY, MAN, YOU THINK I COULD GET A LITTLE SQUIRT? OF GAS.

150. WHAT ABOUT THE SWEET DRIPPINGS THAT COME OFF IT? OH, OKAY.

151. THAT COME OFF IT? OH, OKAY. HEY, YOU THINK I COULD GET A

152. OH, OKAY. HEY, YOU THINK I COULD GET A LITTLE SQUIRT?

153. HEY, YOU THINK I COULD GET A LITTLE SQUIRT? I JUST WANT A LITTLE SQUIRT.

154. LITTLE SQUIRT? I JUST WANT A LITTLE SQUIRT. A LITTLE SQUIRT.

155. I JUST WANT A LITTLE SQUIRT. A LITTLE SQUIRT. JUST A LITTLE.

156. A LITTLE SQUIRT. JUST A LITTLE. THANK YOU. THAT'S PERFECT.

157. JUST A LITTLE. THANK YOU. THAT'S PERFECT. OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

158. THANK YOU. THAT'S PERFECT. OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. HEY, I GOT MY SQUIRT.

159. OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. HEY, I GOT MY SQUIRT. I GOT A LITTLE SQUIRT.

160. HEY, I GOT MY SQUIRT. I GOT A LITTLE SQUIRT. A LITTLE SQUIRT.

161. YOU THINK I CAN GET A LITTLE SQUIRT OF GAS? SQUIRT OF GAS?

162. GET A LITTLE SQUIRT OF GAS? SQUIRT OF GAS? I JUST LOVE

163. SQUIRT OF GAS? I JUST LOVE THAT SWEET, SWEET TASTE.

164. THAT SWEET, SWEET TASTE. I'M A BIT OF A FANATIC.

165. I'M A BIT OF A FANATIC.

166. MMM!

167. MMM! I NOTICED YOU WERE PUMPING GAS.

168. MMM! I NOTICED YOU WERE PUMPING GAS. YOU THINK I COULD GET A LITTLE

169. I NOTICED YOU WERE PUMPING GAS. YOU THINK I COULD GET A LITTLE SQUIRT OF IT?

170. YOU THINK I COULD GET A LITTLE SQUIRT OF IT? I DRINK THE STUFF. I LIVE IT UP.

171. SQUIRT OF IT? I DRINK THE STUFF. I LIVE IT UP. I LIVE IT UP.

172. I DRINK THE STUFF. I LIVE IT UP. I LIVE IT UP. I'LL "S" YOUR

173. I LIVE IT UP. I'LL "S" YOUR "D" AT GUNPOINT, MY MAN.

174. I'LL "S" YOUR "D" AT GUNPOINT, MY MAN. DADDY NEEDS HIS JUICE.

175. "D" AT GUNPOINT, MY MAN. DADDY NEEDS HIS JUICE. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

176. DADDY NEEDS HIS JUICE. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

177. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

178. KNOW WHAT I MEAN? ALL RIGHT, SWEETIE PIE.

179. ALL RIGHT, SWEETIE PIE. HOO!

180. IT'S TIME TO PLAY "BUZZERS."

181. IT'S TIME TO PLAY "BUZZERS." YEAH!

182. "BUZZERS." YEAH! ALL RIGHT!

183. YEAH! ALL RIGHT!

184. YEAH! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,

185. YEAH! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

186. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! COME ON!

187. YEAH! COME ON! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

188. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

189. WILL YOU GO TO THE DANCE WITH

190. WILL YOU GO TO THE DANCE WITH ME?

191. AND 69?

192. YOU KNOW OUR NEXT GUEST FROM

193. YOU KNOW OUR NEXT GUEST FROM "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA."

194. YOU KNOW OUR NEXT GUEST FROM "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA." PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR

195. "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA." PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR RICHARD HATCH, EVERYBODY!

196. PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR RICHARD HATCH, EVERYBODY! COME ON!

197. YEAH, MAN. I LOVE IT. YEAH. RICHIE! [ SQUISH! ]

198. RICHIE! [ SQUISH! ] HOW YOU DOING?

199. [ SQUISH! ] HOW YOU DOING? I LIKE THE CLOCK.

200. HOW YOU DOING? I LIKE THE CLOCK. YEAH.

201. I LIKE THE CLOCK. YEAH. YOU EVER, UH, SAY TO A GIRL,

202. YEAH. YOU EVER, UH, SAY TO A GIRL, "HEY, I'M RICHARD HATCH, AND I'M

203. YOU EVER, UH, SAY TO A GIRL, "HEY, I'M RICHARD HATCH, AND I'M ABOUT TO PUT MY DICK IN YOUR

204. "HEY, I'M RICHARD HATCH, AND I'M ABOUT TO PUT MY DICK IN YOUR HATCH"?

205. ABOUT TO PUT MY DICK IN YOUR HATCH"? I-I...

206. HATCH"? I-I...

207. I-I... MMM!

208. MMM! I HAVE TROUBLE COMMUNICATING

209. MMM! I HAVE TROUBLE COMMUNICATING THOSE KINDS OF WORDS TO A GIRL.

210. I HAVE TROUBLE COMMUNICATING THOSE KINDS OF WORDS TO A GIRL. YEAH. DO YOU DRINK?

211. THOSE KINDS OF WORDS TO A GIRL. YEAH. DO YOU DRINK? I DO.

212. YEAH. DO YOU DRINK? I DO. THEN WHAT'S THE TROUBLE?

213. I DO. THEN WHAT'S THE TROUBLE?

214. THEN WHAT'S THE TROUBLE? YOU THINK OUR FOREIGN POLICY IS

215. YOU THINK OUR FOREIGN POLICY IS BASED ON IMPERIALISM?

216. YOU THINK OUR FOREIGN POLICY IS BASED ON IMPERIALISM? DO YOU THINK WHOSE FOREIGN

217. BASED ON IMPERIALISM? DO YOU THINK WHOSE FOREIGN POLICY?

218. DO YOU THINK WHOSE FOREIGN POLICY? UH, THE UNITED STATES FOREIGN

219. POLICY? UH, THE UNITED STATES FOREIGN POLICY.

220. UH, THE UNITED STATES FOREIGN POLICY.

221. POLICY. UH, I ACTUALLY DO.

222. UH, I ACTUALLY DO. BUT I THINK THERE'S NEVER —

223. UH, I ACTUALLY DO. BUT I THINK THERE'S NEVER — IT'S NEVER ABOUT ONE THING.

224. BUT I THINK THERE'S NEVER — IT'S NEVER ABOUT ONE THING. UH, SO PART OF THE EQUATION.

225. IT'S NEVER ABOUT ONE THING. UH, SO PART OF THE EQUATION.

226. UH, SO PART OF THE EQUATION. I THINK, YOU KNOW, AMERICA

227. I THINK, YOU KNOW, AMERICA FEELS LIKE WE ARE THE CUSTODIANS

228. I THINK, YOU KNOW, AMERICA FEELS LIKE WE ARE THE CUSTODIANS OF THE WORLD IN SOME WAY, AND

229. FEELS LIKE WE ARE THE CUSTODIANS OF THE WORLD IN SOME WAY, AND IN ORDER TO ESTABLISH OUR SENSE

230. OF THE WORLD IN SOME WAY, AND IN ORDER TO ESTABLISH OUR SENSE OF —

231. IN ORDER TO ESTABLISH OUR SENSE OF —

232. OF — YEP.

233. YEP. IT'S TIME TO HATCH... IT... UP!

234. YEP. IT'S TIME TO HATCH... IT... UP!

235. IT'S TIME TO HATCH... IT... UP!

236. HATCH IT UP! HATCH IT UP!

237. HATCH IT UP! HATCH IT UP! HATCH IT UP! HATCH IT UP!

238. HATCH IT UP! HATCH IT UP! HATCH IT UP! HATCH IT UP! YEAH!

239. YEAH! ♪ LOVE, LA-LA-LOVE ♪ NO. OKAY.

240. NO. OKAY. BY THE WAY, HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR, UH — YOUR EGGS?

241. BY THE WAY, HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR, UH — YOUR EGGS? UH... SUNNY-SIDE UP.

242. WOW. LOOK AT THAT EGG. WHEN DID YOU GET OFF HOUSE ARREST?

243. WHEN DID YOU GET OFF HOUSE ARREST? HOUSE ARREST?

244. ARREST? HOUSE ARREST?

245. HOUSE ARREST? WELL, I'M STILL ON HOUSE ARREST.

246. WELL, I'M STILL ON HOUSE ARREST. I KNOW, MAN.

247. HEY, WE'RE LOOKING FOR A NICE BED. IS THIS A SERTA?

248. BED. IS THIS A SERTA? THIS IS NICE.

249. IS THIS A SERTA? THIS IS NICE. YEAH, THAT'S A REALLY GOOD

250. THIS IS NICE. YEAH, THAT'S A REALLY GOOD MATTRESS.

251. YEAH, THAT'S A REALLY GOOD MATTRESS. IT'S A MEMORY FOAM WITH GEL.

252. MATTRESS. IT'S A MEMORY FOAM WITH GEL. YEAH, MEMORY GEL — WHAT IS

253. IT'S A MEMORY FOAM WITH GEL. YEAH, MEMORY GEL — WHAT IS THAT?

254. YEAH, MEMORY GEL — WHAT IS THAT? TELL US ABOUT THAT.

255. THAT? TELL US ABOUT THAT. IT'S A MEMORY FOAM WITH GEL.

256. TELL US ABOUT THAT. IT'S A MEMORY FOAM WITH GEL. YOU KNOW, THE MATTRESS COME WITH

257. IT'S A MEMORY FOAM WITH GEL. YOU KNOW, THE MATTRESS COME WITH MEMORY FOAM.

258. YOU KNOW, THE MATTRESS COME WITH MEMORY FOAM.

259. MEMORY FOAM. OH.

260. OH. [ BOTH MOANING, SMOOCHING ]

261. OH. [ BOTH MOANING, SMOOCHING ] I AM ROCK HARD.

262. [ BOTH MOANING, SMOOCHING ] I AM ROCK HARD. MM. PUT A PINKIE IN ME.

263. I AM ROCK HARD. MM. PUT A PINKIE IN ME. MM.

264. MM. PUT A PINKIE IN ME. MM. MM.

265. MM. MM. MM!

266. MM. MM! OH, I'M GONNA SQUIRT.

267. MM! OH, I'M GONNA SQUIRT.

268. OH, I'M GONNA SQUIRT. PULL MY HAIR.

269. PULL MY HAIR. AH! YEAH!

270. PULL MY HAIR. AH! YEAH! OH, YEAH!

271. AH! YEAH! OH, YEAH! YEAH!

272. OH, YEAH! YEAH! OH!

273. YEAH! OH! OH.

274. OH! OH.

275. OH. OH. I'M A LITTLE GASSY.

276. OH. I'M A LITTLE GASSY. OH MAKE THE BABY WEEP.

277. OH MAKE THE BABY WEEP. MAKE THE BABY WEEP!

278. MAKE THE BABY WEEP. MAKE THE BABY WEEP!

279. MAKE THE BABY WEEP! OH, I WANT TO GET CALF IMPLANTS.

280. OH, I WANT TO GET CALF IMPLANTS. MM.

281. OH, I WANT TO GET CALF IMPLANTS. MM. DID YOU JUST PEE THE BED?

282. MM. DID YOU JUST PEE THE BED? WHAT? OHH.

283. DID YOU JUST PEE THE BED? WHAT? OHH. THAT'S DISGUSTING!

284. WHAT? OHH. THAT'S DISGUSTING! I'M

285. THAT'S DISGUSTING! I'M EMBARRASSED!

286. I'M EMBARRASSED! I'M

287. EMBARRASSED! I'M EMBARRASSED!

288. I'M EMBARRASSED! I'M EMBARRASSED!

289. EMBARRASSED! I'M EMBARRASSED!

290. I'M EMBARRASSED! OKAY!

291. OKAY! HERE ON THE PROGRAM TONIGHT WITH

292. OKAY! HERE ON THE PROGRAM TONIGHT WITH HIS SQUARE-DANCING TROUPE,

293. HERE ON THE PROGRAM TONIGHT WITH HIS SQUARE-DANCING TROUPE, PLEASE WELCOME BOXING LEGEND

294. HIS SQUARE-DANCING TROUPE, PLEASE WELCOME BOXING LEGEND ERIC KELLY!

295. PLEASE WELCOME BOXING LEGEND ERIC KELLY! WHAT UP? WHAT UP?

296. ERIC KELLY! WHAT UP? WHAT UP?

297. WHAT UP? WHAT UP? WHOO-HOO!

298. WHOO-HOO! WE IN HERE, BABY! LET'S GO!

299. BOW TO YOUR PARTNER. BOW TO YOUR PARTNER. JOIN HANDS. CIRCLE, EVERYBODY.

300. BOW TO YOUR PARTNER. JOIN HANDS. CIRCLE, EVERYBODY. HEY!

301. JOIN HANDS. CIRCLE, EVERYBODY. HEY! DO-SI-DO!

302. HEY! DO-SI-DO! ALLEMANDE LEFT — GRAND!

303. DO-SI-DO! ALLEMANDE LEFT — GRAND! GRAND, MOTHERGRAND!

304. ALLEMANDE LEFT — GRAND! GRAND, MOTHERGRAND!

305. WITH YOUR OLD ASS.

306. LADIES, CHANGE.SS. CHANGE IT UP, GIRLS.

307. CHANGE IT UP, GIRLS. ONE AND THREE LADIES, CHANGE!

308. ONE AND THREE LADIES, CHANGE! YOU HEARD ME MOTHER ONE AND THREE LADIES, CHANGE!

309. YOU HEARD ME MOTHER ONE AND THREE LADIES, CHANGE! COME ON, WHITE FOLKS!

310. ONE AND THREE LADIES, CHANGE! COME ON, WHITE FOLKS! THERE YOU GO, BABY! LET'S WORK!

311. COME ON, WHITE FOLKS! THERE YOU GO, BABY! LET'S WORK! I KNOW ONE THING — WORST THING

312. THERE YOU GO, BABY! LET'S WORK! I KNOW ONE THING — WORST THING YOU CAN DO IS PISS OFF WHITE

313. I KNOW ONE THING — WORST THING YOU CAN DO IS PISS OFF WHITE FOLK.

314. YOU CAN DO IS PISS OFF WHITE FOLK. ALL HELL BREAKS LOSE THEN.

315. FOLK. ALL HELL BREAKS LOSE THEN. NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU GOT 30

316. ALL HELL BREAKS LOSE THEN. NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU GOT 30 YEARS — AIN'T DID A DAMN THING.

317. NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU GOT 30 YEARS — AIN'T DID A DAMN THING. PROMENADE BACK HOME.

318. YEARS — AIN'T DID A DAMN THING. PROMENADE BACK HOME. GET YOUR ASS BACK HOME.

319. PROMENADE BACK HOME. GET YOUR ASS BACK HOME. IT'S HARD TO PROMENADE IN THEM

320. GET YOUR ASS BACK HOME. IT'S HARD TO PROMENADE IN THEM YOUNG-ASS JEANS YOU GOT ON, BUT

321. IT'S HARD TO PROMENADE IN THEM YOUNG-ASS JEANS YOU GOT ON, BUT DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO.

322. YOUNG-ASS JEANS YOU GOT ON, BUT DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO. I CAN COUNT THE QUARTER IN YOUR

323. DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO. I CAN COUNT THE QUARTER IN YOUR POCKET.

324. I CAN COUNT THE QUARTER IN YOUR POCKET. YOU GOT 30¢.

325. POCKET. YOU GOT 30¢. ALLEMANDE LEFT. YEAH.

326. YOU GOT 30¢. ALLEMANDE LEFT. YEAH. OLD LIONEL RICHIE

327. ALLEMANDE LEFT. YEAH. OLD LIONEL RICHIE JHERI-CURL-WEARING

328. OLD LIONEL RICHIE JHERI-CURL-WEARING MOTHER

329. JHERI-CURL-WEARING MOTHER YOU A BLOOD?

330. MOTHER YOU A BLOOD? WHERE YOU GET THAT RED-ASS SHIRT

331. YOU A BLOOD? WHERE YOU GET THAT RED-ASS SHIRT FROM?