The Eric Andre Show 2x7

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3. [ DISTORTED JAZZ PLAYS IN REVERSE ] RAWR! RAWR! RAWR! RAWR! RAWR!

4. AAH! OHH! GOD!

5. OHH! GOD!

6. AAH!

7. AAH!

8. HA!

9. HA!

10. SO, EVERYTHING IS IN THE NEWS

11. SO, EVERYTHING IS IN THE NEWS TODAY.

12. SO, EVERYTHING IS IN THE NEWS TODAY.

13. TODAY.

14. EVERYTHING IS IN THE

15. EVERYTHING IS IN THE NEWS!

16. EVERYTHING IS IN THE NEWS! EVERYTHING IS IN THE NEWS TODAY!

17. NEWS! EVERYTHING IS IN THE NEWS TODAY! EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING!

18. EVERYTHING IS IN THE NEWS TODAY! EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING! [ FEEDBACK, DISTORTION

19. EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING! [ FEEDBACK, DISTORTION INTENSIFIES ]

20. [ FEEDBACK, DISTORTION INTENSIFIES ] NEWS!

21. INTENSIFIES ] NEWS!

22. NEWS!

23. EVERYTHING IS IN... THE... NEWS! EVERYTHING IS IN THE NEWS!

24. EVERYTHING IS IN... THE... NEWS! EVERYTHING IS IN THE NEWS!

25. EVERYTHING IS IN THE NEWS! EVERYTHING IS IN THE NEWS!

26. I'VE BEEN

27. I'VE BEEN DRINKIN' SEAWATER TO STAY ALIVE.

28. I'VE BEEN DRINKIN' SEAWATER TO STAY ALIVE. AH! THERE SHE IS.

29. DRINKIN' SEAWATER TO STAY ALIVE. AH! THERE SHE IS. I'M THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP.

30. AH! THERE SHE IS. I'M THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP. THERE'S A STORM A-BREWIN'!

31. I'M THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP. THERE'S A STORM A-BREWIN'! GET BACK! GET BACK!

32. THERE'S A STORM A-BREWIN'! GET BACK! GET BACK! ♪ YO-HO-HO, AND A BOTTLE OF

33. ZIMA! ♪ MMM! I'VE BEEN DRINKIN' ZIMA FOR

34. MMM! I'VE BEEN DRINKIN' ZIMA FOR YEARS.

35. I'VE BEEN DRINKIN' ZIMA FOR YEARS. GET BACK!

36. YEARS. GET BACK! THERE'S SEAGULLS EVERYWHERE,

37. GET BACK! THERE'S SEAGULLS EVERYWHERE, BITING AND STINGING MY FACE!

38. THERE'S SEAGULLS EVERYWHERE, BITING AND STINGING MY FACE!

39. BITING AND STINGING MY FACE! ARGH! I'M GETTIN' SEASICK.

40. ARGH! I'M GETTIN' SEASICK. PBHT!

41. ARGH! I'M GETTIN' SEASICK. PBHT!

42. I CAN'T HOLD MY LIQUOR. I WROTE THE SCREENPLAY FOR

43. I WROTE THE SCREENPLAY FOR "SPRING BREAKERS."

44. I WROTE THE SCREENPLAY FOR "SPRING BREAKERS." HEY, YOU WANT

45. "SPRING BREAKERS." HEY, YOU WANT THIS?

46. HEY, YOU WANT THIS? HEY.

47. THIS? HEY. Hi. Psst! Hi.

48. HEY. Hi. Psst! Hi. CAN YOU SEE ME?

49. Hi. Psst! Hi. CAN YOU SEE ME? CAN YOU SEE ME RIGHT NOW?

50. ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW THIS NEXT GUY FROM "THE WIRE" AND "LOST" — LANCE REDDICK.

51. GUY FROM "THE WIRE" AND "LOST" — LANCE REDDICK.

52. HI!

53. YOU LOOK FANTASTIC, SIR. HAVE A SEAT. YEAH.

54. HAVE A SEAT. YEAH. ♪ ALONE, FROM NIGHT TO NIGHT,

55. WHAT'S UP WITH CLAYMATION? LIKE, WHAT'S UP WITH IT? WHAT'S UP WITH IT?

56. LIKE, WHAT'S UP WITH IT? WHAT'S UP WITH IT? SO, YOU'RE ON TV.

57. WHAT'S UP WITH IT? SO, YOU'RE ON TV. UH... YEAH. YEAH.

58. SO, YOU'RE ON TV. UH... YEAH. YEAH. FROM TIME TO TIME.

59. UH... YEAH. YEAH. FROM TIME TO TIME. THAT'S COOL.

60. FROM TIME TO TIME. THAT'S COOL. HERE'S THE THING —

61. THAT'S COOL. HERE'S THE THING — I... DON'T... GIVE... A... SHIT

62. HERE'S THE THING — I... DON'T... GIVE... A... SHIT ABOUT BASEBALL!

63. I... DON'T... GIVE... A... SHIT ABOUT BASEBALL! IT'S BORING.

64. ABOUT BASEBALL! IT'S BORING. ALL RIGHT.

65. IT'S BORING. ALL RIGHT. WAIT.

66. ALL RIGHT. WAIT. THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO TALK

67. WAIT. THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT — NOT THAT.

68. THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT — NOT THAT. NO, YEAH, I DO WANT TO TALK

69. ABOUT — NOT THAT. NO, YEAH, I DO WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT.

70. NO, YEAH, I DO WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT. WE WAS TALKING ABOUT BASEBALL.

71. ABOUT THAT. WE WAS TALKING ABOUT BASEBALL. ABOUT BASEBALL?

72. WE WAS TALKING ABOUT BASEBALL. ABOUT BASEBALL? YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

73. ABOUT BASEBALL? YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. OH, WAIT. WELL —

74. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. OH, WAIT. WELL — THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO SAY

75. OH, WAIT. WELL — THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO SAY ABOUT BASEBALL.

76. THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO SAY ABOUT BASEBALL. OH, OKAY, GO AHEAD.

77. ABOUT BASEBALL. OH, OKAY, GO AHEAD.

78. YOU THINK, UM — YOU THINK JUSTIN BIEBER SPRAYS HIS DNA ALL OVER THE LADIES WHEN HE'S IN

79. JUSTIN BIEBER SPRAYS HIS DNA ALL OVER THE LADIES WHEN HE'S IN PARIS, FRANCE?

80. ALL OVER THE LADIES WHEN HE'S IN PARIS, FRANCE?

81. YOU NEED A NEW DESK.

82. LANCE — LANCE REDDICK.

83. LANCE — LANCE REDDICK. LANCE REDDICK.

84. YEAH, THAT WAS... THAT WAS INTENSE.

85. YEAH, THAT WAS... THAT WAS INTENSE. YEAH.

86. THAT WAS INTENSE. YEAH. INTENSE — HE'S AN INTERESTING

87. YEAH. INTENSE — HE'S AN INTERESTING GUY.

88. INTENSE — HE'S AN INTERESTING GUY. IS CRABS MORE EMBARRASSING

89. GUY. IS CRABS MORE EMBARRASSING THAN AIDS?

90. IS CRABS MORE EMBARRASSING THAN AIDS? UH...

91. THAN AIDS? UH... FOR THE MOMENT, PROBABLY.

92. UH... FOR THE MOMENT, PROBABLY. YEAH.

93. FOR THE MOMENT, PROBABLY. YEAH.

94. YEAH. I WISH I WERE LeVAR BURTON.

95. I WISH I WERE LeVAR BURTON. I WISH I WERE LeVAR BURTON.

96. I WISH I WERE LeVAR BURTON. I WISH I WERE LeVAR BURTON. WHERE'S MY ICONIC SLAVE ROLE?

97. I WISH I WERE LeVAR BURTON. WHERE'S MY ICONIC SLAVE ROLE? ERIC! MOTHER

98. WHERE'S MY ICONIC SLAVE ROLE? ERIC! MOTHER I WISH I WERE LeVAR BURTON!

99. ERIC! MOTHER I WISH I WERE LeVAR BURTON! ALL Y'ALL!

100. I WISH I WERE LeVAR BURTON! ALL Y'ALL! ALL Y'ALL!

101. ALL Y'ALL! ALL Y'ALL! WARP SPEED!

102. ALL Y'ALL! WARP SPEED! DON'T "RAINBOW-READ" ME, NIGGA!

103. WARP SPEED! DON'T "RAINBOW-READ" ME, NIGGA! AAH!

104. DON'T "RAINBOW-READ" ME, NIGGA! AAH!

105. AAH! HI, THERE.

106. HI, THERE. HOW YOU DOING?

107. HI, THERE. HOW YOU DOING? ALL RIGHT.

108. HOW YOU DOING? ALL RIGHT. MY COMPUTER IS JUST LIKE

109. ALL RIGHT. MY COMPUTER IS JUST LIKE TOTALLY ON THE FRITZ.

110. MY COMPUTER IS JUST LIKE TOTALLY ON THE FRITZ. OKAY.

111. TOTALLY ON THE FRITZ. OKAY.

112. OKAY. YEAH, SO...

113. WHY DID YOU DO THAT? I CAN'T REMEMBER MY Gmail PASSWORD.

114. I CAN'T REMEMBER MY Gmail PASSWORD. UH... WHAT — WHAT ARE YOU

115. PASSWORD. UH... WHAT — WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DUDE?

116. UH... WHAT — WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DUDE? IS IT LIKE A "TAB" BUTTON?

117. DOING, DUDE? IS IT LIKE A "TAB" BUTTON? STOP.

118. IS IT LIKE A "TAB" BUTTON? STOP. OKAY. SORRY.

119. STOP. OKAY. SORRY. HERE, YOU WANT TO TRY IT?

120. OKAY. SORRY. HERE, YOU WANT TO TRY IT? I...

121. HERE, YOU WANT TO TRY IT? I... [ WOMAN VOCALIZING,

122. I... [ WOMAN VOCALIZING, DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

123. DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

124. THAT SOUNDED TERRIBLE. OH... SO, UH... OUR OLD PAL, RUSSELL BRAND...

125. OH... SO, UH... OUR OLD PAL, RUSSELL BRAND... YEAH.

126. RUSSELL BRAND... YEAH. WAS JUST OUT ON — ON A

127. YEAH. WAS JUST OUT ON — ON A RED CARPET.

128. WAS JUST OUT ON — ON A RED CARPET. HE'S CRAZY, MAN.

129. RED CARPET. HE'S CRAZY, MAN. HE'S CRAZY.

130. HE'S CRAZY, MAN. HE'S CRAZY. LET'S — LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

131. HE'S CRAZY. LET'S — LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

132. MY NAME IS RUSSELL BRAND. I'M FROM "THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW."

133. RUSSELL BRAND. I'M FROM "THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW." YOUR NAME IS RUSSELL BRAND?

134. I'M FROM "THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW." YOUR NAME IS RUSSELL BRAND? DO YOU HAVE A-A QUARTER?

135. YOUR NAME IS RUSSELL BRAND? DO YOU HAVE A-A QUARTER? I'M SORRY?

136. DO YOU HAVE A-A QUARTER? I'M SORRY? DO YOU HAVE A QUARTER?

137. I'M SORRY? DO YOU HAVE A QUARTER? A...

138. DO YOU HAVE A QUARTER? A... A QUARTER?

139. A... A QUARTER? CAN YOU SPARE A QUARTER?

140. A QUARTER? CAN YOU SPARE A QUARTER?

141. CAN YOU SPARE A QUARTER? NO, I DON'T.

142. NO, I DON'T.

143. I GET A LITTLE N-NERVOUS.

144. WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN BUYING... A SOAP? CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR?

145. BUYING... A SOAP? CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR? CAN YOU FEED MY PET?

146. CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR? CAN YOU FEED MY PET?

147. CAN YOU FEED MY PET? I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.

148. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. HELLO!

149. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. HELLO! MY NEXT GUEST IS FROM ONE OF

150. HELLO! MY NEXT GUEST IS FROM ONE OF MY LEAST FAVORITE SHOWS —

151. MY NEXT GUEST IS FROM ONE OF MY LEAST FAVORITE SHOWS — "GLEE."

152. MY LEAST FAVORITE SHOWS — "GLEE." PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR

153. "GLEE." PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR HARRY SHUM JR.!

154. HOW YOU DOING? GOOD, GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? HARRY SHUM JR.

155. GOOD, GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? HARRY SHUM JR. WHAT'S UP, MAN?

156. HARRY SHUM JR. WHAT'S UP, MAN? IT SAYS YOU'RE PLAYING

157. WHAT'S UP, MAN? IT SAYS YOU'RE PLAYING SUB-ZERO IN THE UP-AND-COMING

158. IT SAYS YOU'RE PLAYING SUB-ZERO IN THE UP-AND-COMING "MORTAL KOMBAT: LEGACY."

159. SUB-ZERO IN THE UP-AND-COMING "MORTAL KOMBAT: LEGACY." THE YOUNG SUB-ZERO — QUITE

160. "MORTAL KOMBAT: LEGACY." THE YOUNG SUB-ZERO — QUITE YOUNG.

161. THE YOUNG SUB-ZERO — QUITE YOUNG. THAT'S AWESOME.

162. YOUNG. THAT'S AWESOME. SO YOU'RE LIKE, "HADOKEN!"

163. THAT'S AWESOME. SO YOU'RE LIKE, "HADOKEN!" YEAH, YOU GOT THE HADOKENS

164. SO YOU'RE LIKE, "HADOKEN!" YEAH, YOU GOT THE HADOKENS COMING UP?

165. YEAH, YOU GOT THE HADOKENS COMING UP? "HADOKEN!"

166. COMING UP? "HADOKEN!" SUB-ZE— SUB-ZERO!

167. "HADOKEN!" SUB-ZE— SUB-ZERO! "HADOKEN!"

168. SUB-ZE— SUB-ZERO! "HADOKEN!"

169. "HADOKEN!"

170. I'M ELECTRIC BLANKA! SUB-ZERO!

171. I'M ELECTRIC BLANKA! SUB-ZERO!

172. I'M ELECTRIC BLANKA! SUB-ZERO! THAT'S — THAT'S A

173. THAT'S — THAT'S A DIFFERENT —

174. THAT'S — THAT'S A DIFFERENT — "I'M CHUN-LI! I'M SUB-ZERO!"

175. DIFFERENT — "I'M CHUN-LI! I'M SUB-ZERO!" THAT'S A DIFFERENT FRANCHISE.

176. "I'M CHUN-LI! I'M SUB-ZERO!" THAT'S A DIFFERENT FRANCHISE. OH.

177. THAT'S A DIFFERENT FRANCHISE. OH. "STREET FIGHTER" IS — IS

178. OH. "STREET FIGHTER" IS — IS DIFFERENT.

179. "STREET FIGHTER" IS — IS DIFFERENT. YOU GUYS ARE SAYING

180. DIFFERENT. YOU GUYS ARE SAYING "STREET FIGHTER."

181. YOU GUYS ARE SAYING "STREET FIGHTER." IT'S ACTUALLY "MORTAL KOMBAT."

182. "STREET FIGHTER." IT'S ACTUALLY "MORTAL KOMBAT." WELL, ACTUALLY, KUAI LIANG —

183. IT'S ACTUALLY "MORTAL KOMBAT." WELL, ACTUALLY, KUAI LIANG — HE PLAYS SUB-ZERO'S LITTLE

184. WELL, ACTUALLY, KUAI LIANG — HE PLAYS SUB-ZERO'S LITTLE BROTHER, SO —

185. HE PLAYS SUB-ZERO'S LITTLE BROTHER, SO — WHO DOES?

186. BROTHER, SO — WHO DOES? HE'S THE CHARACTER I PLAY.

187. WHO DOES? HE'S THE CHARACTER I PLAY.

188. HE'S THE CHARACTER I PLAY. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

189. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? THAT'S THE NAME OF...

190. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? THAT'S THE NAME OF... OUF.

191. THAT'S THE NAME OF... OUF. EW!

192. OUF. EW! YO, IF YOU COULD HAVE YOUR OWN

193. EW! YO, IF YOU COULD HAVE YOUR OWN FATALITY, WHAT WOULD YOUR

194. YO, IF YOU COULD HAVE YOUR OWN FATALITY, WHAT WOULD YOUR FATALITY BE?

195. FATALITY, WHAT WOULD YOUR FATALITY BE? THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.

196. FATALITY BE? THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS THAT

197. THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS THAT COULD HAPPEN — A HEART — A

198. THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS THAT COULD HAPPEN — A HEART — A HUGE HARPOON THROUGH THE HEART,

199. COULD HAPPEN — A HEART — A HUGE HARPOON THROUGH THE HEART, BRINGING IT OUT, THE WHOLE

200. HUGE HARPOON THROUGH THE HEART, BRINGING IT OUT, THE WHOLE SKELETON COMING OUT AT THE SAME

201. BRINGING IT OUT, THE WHOLE SKELETON COMING OUT AT THE SAME TIME.

202. SKELETON COMING OUT AT THE SAME TIME. MM-HMM.

203. TIME. MM-HMM. THAT'S KIND OF CLICHéD.

204. MM-HMM. THAT'S KIND OF CLICHéD. GO ON.

205. THAT'S KIND OF CLICHéD. GO ON. WELL...

206. GO ON. WELL... I MEAN, H-HOW...

207. WELL... I MEAN, H-HOW... I'D KILL SOMEBODY JUST LIKE

208. I MEAN, H-HOW... I'D KILL SOMEBODY JUST LIKE STONING PEOPLE BUT WITH

209. I'D KILL SOMEBODY JUST LIKE STONING PEOPLE BUT WITH APPLES — JUST KEEP ON THROWING

210. STONING PEOPLE BUT WITH APPLES — JUST KEEP ON THROWING APPLES AT A PERSON TILL THEY

211. APPLES — JUST KEEP ON THROWING APPLES AT A PERSON TILL THEY DIE.

212. APPLES AT A PERSON TILL THEY DIE. "FATALITY!"

213. DIE. "FATALITY!" "FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT,

214. "FATALITY!" "FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT,

215. "FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT,

216. FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT,

217. FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT..."

218. "... FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT."

219. FHUT, FHUT." "YOU WIN."

220. "YOU WIN." NOW, YOU WERE IN "GLEE"?

221. "YOU WIN." NOW, YOU WERE IN "GLEE"? UH, YEAH, I'M — I'M STILL IN

222. NOW, YOU WERE IN "GLEE"? UH, YEAH, I'M — I'M STILL IN "GLEE," YEAH.

223. UH, YEAH, I'M — I'M STILL IN "GLEE," YEAH. TALK ABOUT IT.

224. "GLEE," YEAH. TALK ABOUT IT.

225. TALK ABOUT IT. YEAH, WE'RE IN THE FOURTH

226. YEAH, WE'RE IN THE FOURTH SEASON RIGHT NOW.

227. YEAH, WE'RE IN THE FOURTH SEASON RIGHT NOW. I JUST CAME BACK FOR AN EPISODE

228. SEASON RIGHT NOW. I JUST CAME BACK FOR AN EPISODE CALLED "WONDER-FUL," UH, WHERE

229. I JUST CAME BACK FOR AN EPISODE CALLED "WONDER-FUL," UH, WHERE MIKE AND MERCEDES COMES BACK AND

230. CALLED "WONDER-FUL," UH, WHERE MIKE AND MERCEDES COMES BACK AND HELPS OUT WITH THE GLEE CLUB FOR

231. MIKE AND MERCEDES COMES BACK AND HELPS OUT WITH THE GLEE CLUB FOR REGIONALS.

232. HELPS OUT WITH THE GLEE CLUB FOR REGIONALS. MM-HMM.

233. REGIONALS. MM-HMM. UH, SO, EXCITED TO BE BACK,

234. MM-HMM. UH, SO, EXCITED TO BE BACK, AND, UH — AND THEN THE SEASON

235. UH, SO, EXCITED TO BE BACK, AND, UH — AND THEN THE SEASON FINALE IS COMING UP THIS WEEK.

236. AND, UH — AND THEN THE SEASON FINALE IS COMING UP THIS WEEK.

237. FINALE IS COMING UP THIS WEEK.

238. OH, WOW.

239. OH, WOW. THAT'S — THAT'S REALLY

240. OH, WOW. THAT'S — THAT'S REALLY DISTURBING.

241. THAT'S — THAT'S REALLY DISTURBING. JUST DON'T — DON'T LOOK AT

242. DISTURBING. JUST DON'T — DON'T LOOK AT ME.

243. THERE'S MY SWEET LITTLE PUSSYPOP.

244. THERE'S MY SWEET LITTLE PUSSYPOP. THE STATUE OF LIBERTY IS A NARC!

245. PUSSYPOP. THE STATUE OF LIBERTY IS A NARC! SHE'S WEARIN' A WIRE.

246. THE STATUE OF LIBERTY IS A NARC! SHE'S WEARIN' A WIRE.

247. SHE'S WEARIN' A WIRE.

248. EW!

249. EW! I LOVE THE PEOPLE OF THE

250. EW! I LOVE THE PEOPLE OF THE SEA — ALWAYS HAVE, ALWAYS WILL!

251. I LOVE THE PEOPLE OF THE SEA — ALWAYS HAVE, ALWAYS WILL!

252. SEA — ALWAYS HAVE, ALWAYS WILL! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN — MY FINAL

253. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN — MY FINAL GUEST OF THE EVENING, ONE OF MY

254. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN — MY FINAL GUEST OF THE EVENING, ONE OF MY FAVORITE BEAT MAKERS.

255. GUEST OF THE EVENING, ONE OF MY FAVORITE BEAT MAKERS. PLEASE ENJOY THE SOOTHING SOUNDS

256. FAVORITE BEAT MAKERS. PLEASE ENJOY THE SOOTHING SOUNDS OF JONWAYNE — UNPLUGGED.

257. PLEASE ENJOY THE SOOTHING SOUNDS OF JONWAYNE — UNPLUGGED.

258. SO, YOU — YOU THINK CHINESE PEOPLE REALLY THROW THEIR DAUGHTERS IN THE OCEAN?

259. PEOPLE REALLY THROW THEIR DAUGHTERS IN THE OCEAN? YEAH, I THINK THAT'S AN OLDER

260. DAUGHTERS IN THE OCEAN? YEAH, I THINK THAT'S AN OLDER THING THAT THEY WOULD DO.

261. YEAH, I THINK THAT'S AN OLDER THING THAT THEY WOULD DO. I KNOW THAT —

262. THING THAT THEY WOULD DO. I KNOW THAT — Shh! Shh! Shh!

263. I KNOW THAT — Shh! Shh! Shh! WHAT'RE YOU SHUSHING ME FOR?

264. SOMEBODY SELLING A DOG FOR $1,900. I PAID A GIRL 600 BUCKS TO

265. $1,900. I PAID A GIRL 600 BUCKS TO FART IN MY MOUTH ONE TIME.

266. I PAID A GIRL 600 BUCKS TO FART IN MY MOUTH ONE TIME. REALLY?

267. FART IN MY MOUTH ONE TIME. REALLY? IT INFLATED MY CHEEKS.

268. REALLY? IT INFLATED MY CHEEKS.