1. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT'S
"THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW"!
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2. "THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW"!
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3. AAH!
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4. OH, I'M GONNA SQUIRT!
I'M GONNA SQUIRT!
AAH!
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5. YEAH! GET HIM!
BEAT HIM DOWN!
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6. WHAT'S UP?
WHAT'S UP, MAN?
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7. WHAT'S UP?
WHAT'S UP, MAN?
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8. WHAT'S UP, MAN?
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9. SO, THEY JUST, UH — THEY —
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10. SO, THEY JUST, UH — THEY —
THEY JUST FIRED THE VOICE OF
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11. SO, THEY JUST, UH — THEY —
THEY JUST FIRED THE VOICE OF
ELMO FROM "SESAME STREET."
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12. THEY JUST FIRED THE VOICE OF
ELMO FROM "SESAME STREET."
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT?
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13. ELMO FROM "SESAME STREET."
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT?
BIG CONTROVERSY. YEAH.
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14. DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT?
BIG CONTROVERSY. YEAH.
YEAH, HE WAS TOUCHING KIDS.
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15. BIG CONTROVERSY. YEAH.
YEAH, HE WAS TOUCHING KIDS.
THAT'S MESSED UP.
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16. YEAH, HE WAS TOUCHING KIDS.
THAT'S MESSED UP.
YEAH. IN THE PANTS.
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17. THAT'S MESSED UP.
YEAH. IN THE PANTS.
YEAH.
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18. YEAH. IN THE PANTS.
YEAH.
THAT'S DISGUSTING.
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19. YEAH.
THAT'S DISGUSTING.
GRABBING THEIR TWIGS.
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20. THAT'S DISGUSTING.
GRABBING THEIR TWIGS.
YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED
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21. GRABBING THEIR TWIGS.
YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED
WHATEVER MOMENTUM YOUR JOKE HAD,
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22. YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED
WHATEVER MOMENTUM YOUR JOKE HAD,
SO...
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23. WHATEVER MOMENTUM YOUR JOKE HAD,
SO...
RIGHT?
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24. SO...
RIGHT?
JUST HAVE A GO.
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25. RIGHT?
JUST HAVE A GO.
YEAH, OKAY.
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26. JUST HAVE A GO.
YEAH, OKAY.
OKAY.
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27. YEAH, OKAY.
OKAY.
UH, SO EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT
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28. OKAY.
UH, SO EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT
CLIMATE CHANGE NOWADAYS, RIGHT?
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29. UH, SO EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT
CLIMATE CHANGE NOWADAYS, RIGHT?
PRETTY INTERESTING STUFF. YEAH.
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30. CLIMATE CHANGE NOWADAYS, RIGHT?
PRETTY INTERESTING STUFF. YEAH.
SPEAKING OF CLIMATE CHANGE, WHEN
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31. PRETTY INTERESTING STUFF. YEAH.
SPEAKING OF CLIMATE CHANGE, WHEN
IS HANNIBAL BURESS GONNA START
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32. SPEAKING OF CLIMATE CHANGE, WHEN
IS HANNIBAL BURESS GONNA START
THINKING ABOUT SOME UNDERWEAR
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33. IS HANNIBAL BURESS GONNA START
THINKING ABOUT SOME UNDERWEAR
CHANGE?
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34. THINKING ABOUT SOME UNDERWEAR
CHANGE?
AM I RIGHT, LADIES?
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35. CHANGE?
AM I RIGHT, LADIES?
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36. AM I RIGHT, LADIES?
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37. I HAVE A SECRET.
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38. I HAVE A SECRET.
HEY, YOU GUYS ARE WATCHING
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39. HEY, YOU GUYS ARE WATCHING
"BIRD UP!" THE WORST SHOW ON
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40. HEY, YOU GUYS ARE WATCHING
"BIRD UP!" THE WORST SHOW ON
TELEVISION.
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41. "BIRD UP!" THE WORST SHOW ON
TELEVISION.
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42. TELEVISION.
SUPERMAN, COME ON IN.
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43. SUPERMAN, COME ON IN.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE —
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44. SUPERMAN, COME ON IN.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE —
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE?
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45. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE —
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE?
NO, NO, DON'T PULL MY SHIRT
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46. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE?
NO, NO, DON'T PULL MY SHIRT
UP.
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47. NO, NO, DON'T PULL MY SHIRT
UP.
WHAT'S MY FAVORITE MOVIE?
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48. UP.
WHAT'S MY FAVORITE MOVIE?
TALK TO ME LIKE I'M
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49. WHAT'S MY FAVORITE MOVIE?
TALK TO ME LIKE I'M
OSAMA BIN LADEN.
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50. TALK TO ME LIKE I'M
OSAMA BIN LADEN.
COME ON, DUDE. DON'T DO THAT.
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51. OSAMA BIN LADEN.
COME ON, DUDE. DON'T DO THAT.
NO, NO.
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52. COME ON, DUDE. DON'T DO THAT.
NO, NO.
THEY WON'T EVEN SEE ME.
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53. NO, NO.
THEY WON'T EVEN SEE ME.
IT'LL JUST LOOK LIKE YOUR
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54. THEY WON'T EVEN SEE ME.
IT'LL JUST LOOK LIKE YOUR
SHIRT'S LIFTING UP.
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55. IT'LL JUST LOOK LIKE YOUR
SHIRT'S LIFTING UP.
ALL RIGHT, TALK TO ME LIKE I'M
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56. SHIRT'S LIFTING UP.
ALL RIGHT, TALK TO ME LIKE I'M
OSAMA BIN LADEN.
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57. ALL RIGHT, TALK TO ME LIKE I'M
OSAMA BIN LADEN.
I DON'T WANT MY SHIRT LIFTED
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58. OSAMA BIN LADEN.
I DON'T WANT MY SHIRT LIFTED
UP.
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59. I DON'T WANT MY SHIRT LIFTED
UP.
YEAH. YEAH.
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60. UP.
YEAH. YEAH.
"BIRD UP!"
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61. YEAH. YEAH.
"BIRD UP!"
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62. "BIRD UP!"
HEY, WHAT'S UP, MAN?
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63. HEY, WHAT'S UP, MAN?
IGNORE ME.
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64. HEY, WHAT'S UP, MAN?
IGNORE ME.
I'M NOT EVEN HERE.
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65. IGNORE ME.
I'M NOT EVEN HERE.
I'M GONNA
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66. I'M NOT EVEN HERE.
I'M GONNA
OH. OH.
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67. I'M GONNA
OH. OH.
"BIRD UP!"
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68. OH. OH.
"BIRD UP!"
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69. "BIRD UP!"
COME TALK TO ME, MAN.
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70. COME TALK TO ME, MAN.
YOU'RE A MOTHER
"BIRD UP!"
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71. YOU'RE A MOTHER
"BIRD UP!"
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72. "BIRD UP!"
COME ON IN.
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73. COME ON IN.
JUST PUT THIS HAT ON, AND WE'RE
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74. COME ON IN.
JUST PUT THIS HAT ON, AND WE'RE
GONNA USE...
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75. JUST PUT THIS HAT ON, AND WE'RE
GONNA USE...
UH-OH.
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76. GONNA USE...
UH-OH.
MORPH TECHNOL—
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77. UH-OH.
MORPH TECHNOL—
OH. OH. OH.
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78. MORPH TECHNOL—
OH. OH. OH.
MORPH TECHNOL—
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79. OH. OH. OH.
MORPH TECHNOL—
UH-OH.
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80. MORPH TECHNOL—
UH-OH.
THEY WON'T EVEN SEE ME.
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81. UH-OH.
THEY WON'T EVEN SEE ME.
"BIRD UP!"
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82. THEY WON'T EVEN SEE ME.
"BIRD UP!"
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83. "BIRD UP!"
TALK ABOUT OBAMA.
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84. TALK ABOUT OBAMA.
THEY WON'T EVEN SEE ME.
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85. TALK ABOUT OBAMA.
THEY WON'T EVEN SEE ME.
"BIRD UP!"
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86. THEY WON'T EVEN SEE ME.
"BIRD UP!"
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87. "BIRD UP!"
ALL RIGHT.
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88. ALL RIGHT.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT
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89. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT
GUEST IS THE KING OF THE GAME
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90. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT
GUEST IS THE KING OF THE GAME
SHOW.
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91. GUEST IS THE KING OF THE GAME
SHOW.
PLEASE WELCOME WINK MARTINDALE.
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92. SHOW.
PLEASE WELCOME WINK MARTINDALE.
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93. WINK.
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94. YOU LOOK INCREDIBLE.
YES.
ALL RIGHT, RAMBO IN THE
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95. YES.
ALL RIGHT, RAMBO IN THE
HOUSE.
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96. ALL RIGHT, RAMBO IN THE
HOUSE.
WHOO!
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97. HOUSE.
WHOO!
I WANT TO — HOW DO YOU GET
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98. WHOO!
I WANT TO — HOW DO YOU GET
SO STRONG?
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99. I WANT TO — HOW DO YOU GET
SO STRONG?
WHAT ARE YOUR — WHAT ARE YOUR
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100. SO STRONG?
WHAT ARE YOUR — WHAT ARE YOUR
TIPS?
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101. WHAT ARE YOUR — WHAT ARE YOUR
TIPS?
ARE YOU DRINKING JUICE?
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102. TIPS?
ARE YOU DRINKING JUICE?
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103. ARE YOU DRINKING JUICE?
YOU LOOK 21 YEARS YOUNG.
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104. YOU LOOK 21 YEARS YOUNG.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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105. YOU LOOK 21 YEARS YOUNG.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
I APPRECIATE IT.
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106. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
I APPRECIATE IT.
I'LL TAKE ANY COMPLIMENTS I CAN
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107. I APPRECIATE IT.
I'LL TAKE ANY COMPLIMENTS I CAN
GET.
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108. I'LL TAKE ANY COMPLIMENTS I CAN
GET.
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109. GET.
IT SAYS HERE YOU STARTED OUT
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110. IT SAYS HERE YOU STARTED OUT
BEFORE THEY CALLED THEM DISC
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111. IT SAYS HERE YOU STARTED OUT
BEFORE THEY CALLED THEM DISC
JOCKEYS.
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112. IT'S ME, PRETTY BLUE BOTTOMS.
WHAT IF, LIKE, YOU WENT UP TO
THE PEARLY GATES, AND JESUS WAS
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113. WHAT IF, LIKE, YOU WENT UP TO
THE PEARLY GATES, AND JESUS WAS
THERE, BUT L. RON HUBBARD WAS
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114. THE PEARLY GATES, AND JESUS WAS
THERE, BUT L. RON HUBBARD WAS
THERE, TOO, AND THEY BOTH HAD A
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115. THERE, BUT L. RON HUBBARD WAS
THERE, TOO, AND THEY BOTH HAD A
HAND EXTENDED?
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116. THERE, TOO, AND THEY BOTH HAD A
HAND EXTENDED?
WHOSE HAND WOULD YOU SHAKE?
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117. UH-HUH.
WHAT'S, UH — WHAT'S YOUR
FAVORITE TRIPLE SIX MAFIA SONG?
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118. WHAT'S, UH — WHAT'S YOUR
FAVORITE TRIPLE SIX MAFIA SONG?
TRIPLE SIX MAFIA SONG?
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119. FAVORITE TRIPLE SIX MAFIA SONG?
TRIPLE SIX MAFIA SONG?
MY FAVORITE?
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120. TRIPLE SIX MAFIA SONG?
MY FAVORITE?
YEAH.
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121. MY FAVORITE?
YEAH.
WHOA!
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122. YEAH.
WHOA!
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123. WHOA!
GET AWAY.
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124. FREE TOOTHPASTE.
FREE TOOTHPASTE.
HEY, GET SOME TOOTHPASTE.
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125. FREE TOOTHPASTE.
HEY, GET SOME TOOTHPASTE.
GET SOME TOOTHPASTE.
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126. HEY, GET SOME TOOTHPASTE.
GET SOME TOOTHPASTE.
THANK YOU.
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127. GET SOME TOOTHPASTE.
THANK YOU.
UGH.
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128. THANK YOU.
UGH.
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129. UGH.
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130. OH, GOD.
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131. OH, GOD.
UGH.
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132. OH, GOD.
UGH.
ATE TOO MANY BAD CLAMS.
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133. UGH.
ATE TOO MANY BAD CLAMS.
UGH.
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134. ATE TOO MANY BAD CLAMS.
UGH.
OHH, GOD.
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135. UGH.
OHH, GOD.
IT'S ALL COMING OUT NOW.
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136. OHH, GOD.
IT'S ALL COMING OUT NOW.
DOES ANYBODY HAVE A WET WIPE?
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137. IT'S ALL COMING OUT NOW.
DOES ANYBODY HAVE A WET WIPE?
WET WIPE.
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138. DOES ANYBODY HAVE A WET WIPE?
WET WIPE.
DON'T LOOK AT
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139. WET WIPE.
DON'T LOOK AT
ME!
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140. DON'T LOOK AT
ME!
I HAVE INTESTINAL WORMS.
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141. ME!
I HAVE INTESTINAL WORMS.
INTESTINAL WORMS.
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142. I HAVE INTESTINAL WORMS.
INTESTINAL WORMS.
I HATE
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143. INTESTINAL WORMS.
I HATE
MYSELF!
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144. I HATE
MYSELF!
I'M A LOSER!
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145. MYSELF!
I'M A LOSER!
I'M A LOSER!
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146. I'M A LOSER!
I'M A LOSER!
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147. I'M A LOSER!
FREE TOOTHPASTE.
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148. FREE TOOTHPASTE.
FREE TOOTHP—
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149. FREE TOOTHPASTE.
FREE TOOTHP—
DON'T LOOK AT ME!
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150. FREE TOOTHP—
DON'T LOOK AT ME!
AAH!
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151. DON'T LOOK AT ME!
AAH!
ONE DEAD CHILD'S TOOTH IN EVERY
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152. AAH!
ONE DEAD CHILD'S TOOTH IN EVERY
TUBE OF TOOTHPASTE.
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153. ONE DEAD CHILD'S TOOTH IN EVERY
TUBE OF TOOTHPASTE.
AAH!
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154. TUBE OF TOOTHPASTE.
AAH!
AND WE ARE BACK WITH WINK.
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155. AAH!
AND WE ARE BACK WITH WINK.
SORRY, CATHY.
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156. AND WE ARE BACK WITH WINK.
SORRY, CATHY.
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157. SORRY, CATHY.
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158. YOU WANT TO TEACH THE KIDS
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159. YOU WANT TO TEACH THE KIDS
THEIR ABCs IN JAMAICA?
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160. YOU WANT TO TEACH THE KIDS
THEIR ABCs IN JAMAICA?
SURE.
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161. THEIR ABCs IN JAMAICA?
SURE.
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162. ♪ ABC WHERE THE SUN SHINES ♪
♪ ABC WHERE THE PALM TREES
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163. THAT WAS GREAT.
I'VE GOT SOMETHING I WANT TO
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164. I'VE GOT SOMETHING I WANT TO
SELL YOU.
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165. I'VE GOT SOMETHING I WANT TO
SELL YOU.
IT'S CALLED SCOAP.
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166. SELL YOU.
IT'S CALLED SCOAP.
IT'S ORIGINAL MINT.
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167. IT'S CALLED SCOAP.
IT'S ORIGINAL MINT.
IT'S MOUTHWASH.
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168. IT'S ORIGINAL MINT.
IT'S MOUTHWASH.
AND IT'S THE ONLY MOUTHWASH THAT
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169. IT'S MOUTHWASH.
AND IT'S THE ONLY MOUTHWASH THAT
YOU CAN ACTUALLY DRINK.
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170. AND IT'S THE ONLY MOUTHWASH THAT
YOU CAN ACTUALLY DRINK.
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171. YOU CAN ACTUALLY DRINK.
OOH, THAT'S GOOD.
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172. OOH, THAT'S GOOD.
SCOAP — TRY IT.
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173. SCOAP — TRY IT.
♪ SCOAP — TRY IT ♪
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174. I'M SORRY. EXCUSE ME.
I THINK I HURT MY HEAD.
YOU NEED AN AMBULANCE?
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175. I THINK I HURT MY HEAD.
YOU NEED AN AMBULANCE?
WHERE — WHERE AM I RIGHT
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176. YOU NEED AN AMBULANCE?
WHERE — WHERE AM I RIGHT
NOW?
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177. WHERE — WHERE AM I RIGHT
NOW?
NEW YORK CITY.
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178. NOW?
NEW YORK CITY.
LET'S CALL AN AMBULANCE.
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179. NEW YORK CITY.
LET'S CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I DON'T NEED ANY HELP.
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180. LET'S CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I DON'T NEED ANY HELP.
YOU GOT A PRETTY BAD GASH
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181. I DON'T NEED ANY HELP.
YOU GOT A PRETTY BAD GASH
THERE, BUDDY.
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182. YOU GOT A PRETTY BAD GASH
THERE, BUDDY.
I FEEL LIKE SH—
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183. THERE, BUDDY.
I FEEL LIKE SH—
YOU GOT A CONCUSSION.
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184. I FEEL LIKE SH—
YOU GOT A CONCUSSION.
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185. YOU GOT A CONCUSSION.
I JUMPED OFF THE BUILDING.
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186. I JUMPED OFF THE BUILDING.
WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
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187. I JUMPED OFF THE BUILDING.
WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
I THOUGHT IT WAS COOL.
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188. NO, NO.
I JUST NEED TO WALK IT OFF.
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189. I JUST NEED TO WALK IT OFF.
I GOT TO GET A PICTURE WITH
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190. I GOT TO GET A PICTURE WITH
YOU, BRO.
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191. I GOT TO GET A PICTURE WITH
YOU, BRO.
I GOT TO GET A PICTURE WITH YOU.
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192. YOU, BRO.
I GOT TO GET A PICTURE WITH YOU.
IS THAT COOL?
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193. I GOT TO GET A PICTURE WITH YOU.
IS THAT COOL?
YEAH.
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194. IS THAT COOL?
YEAH.
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195. YEAH.
I GOT TO GET A
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196. I GOT TO GET A
PICTURE WITH YOU, BRO.
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197. I GOT TO GET A
PICTURE WITH YOU, BRO.
AND WE ARE BACK.
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198. YEP.
UM...
I WAS DOING SOME THINKING.
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199. UM...
I WAS DOING SOME THINKING.
WE GOT BLACK HISTORY MONTH.
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200. I WAS DOING SOME THINKING.
WE GOT BLACK HISTORY MONTH.
THERE SHOULD BE A WHITE HISTORY
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201. WE GOT BLACK HISTORY MONTH.
THERE SHOULD BE A WHITE HISTORY
MONTH SO WE COULD THINK ABOUT
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202. THERE SHOULD BE A WHITE HISTORY
MONTH SO WE COULD THINK ABOUT
PEOPLE LIKE TOM ARNOLD AND
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203. MONTH SO WE COULD THINK ABOUT
PEOPLE LIKE TOM ARNOLD AND
JIM GAFFIGAN, STEVE NASH, THAT
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204. PEOPLE LIKE TOM ARNOLD AND
JIM GAFFIGAN, STEVE NASH, THAT
DUDE FROM "JUSTIFIED."
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205. JIM GAFFIGAN, STEVE NASH, THAT
DUDE FROM "JUSTIFIED."
HI.
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206. DUDE FROM "JUSTIFIED."
HI.
SO, YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU
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207. HI.
SO, YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU
THINK THERE SHOULD BE A
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208. SO, YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU
THINK THERE SHOULD BE A
WHITE HISTORY MONTH.
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209. THINK THERE SHOULD BE A
WHITE HISTORY MONTH.
ANNE HATHAWAY.
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210. OH, HEY.
HEY.
HI.
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211. HEY.
HI.
HEY.
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212. HI.
HEY.
PLEASE WELCOME SARAH BURNS.
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213. HEY.
PLEASE WELCOME SARAH BURNS.
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214. PLEASE WELCOME SARAH BURNS.
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215. WE'LL GET BACK TO IT LATER.
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216. SO, YOU WERE IN "ENLIGHTENED"?
I WAS.
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217. SO, YOU WERE IN "ENLIGHTENED"?
I WAS.
YES, I WAS IN "ENLIGHTENED."
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218. I WAS.
YES, I WAS IN "ENLIGHTENED."
WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?
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219. YES, I WAS IN "ENLIGHTENED."
WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?
I'M STARVING.
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220. WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?
I'M STARVING.
CAN WE GET SOME FOOD, PLEASE?
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221. I'M STARVING.
CAN WE GET SOME FOOD, PLEASE?
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222. CAN WE GET SOME FOOD, PLEASE?
A LITTLE RESPECT FOR
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223. A LITTLE RESPECT FOR
SARAH BURNS?
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224. A LITTLE RESPECT FOR
SARAH BURNS?
THANK YOU.
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225. SARAH BURNS?
THANK YOU.
PEOPLE NEED A MAJOR ATTITUDE
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226. THANK YOU.
PEOPLE NEED A MAJOR ATTITUDE
ADJUSTMENT AROUND HERE.
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227. PEOPLE NEED A MAJOR ATTITUDE
ADJUSTMENT AROUND HERE.
HOLY COW.
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228. ADJUSTMENT AROUND HERE.
HOLY COW.
YEAH.
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229. HOLY COW.
YEAH.
I LOVE CHEESE.
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230. YEAH.
I LOVE CHEESE.
YOU WANT SOME RED?
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231. I LOVE CHEESE.
YOU WANT SOME RED?
YEAH.
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232. YOU WANT SOME RED?
YEAH.
IT'S — THANK YOU.
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233. YEAH.
IT'S — THANK YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
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234. IT'S — THANK YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
HERE. YOU WANT SOME RED?
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235. YOU'RE WELCOME.
HERE. YOU WANT SOME RED?
YEAH.
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236. HERE. YOU WANT SOME RED?
YEAH.
YEAH, HAVE SOME RED, MAN.
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237. YEAH.
YEAH, HAVE SOME RED, MAN.
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238. YEAH, HAVE SOME RED, MAN.
WHAT DO YOU — WHAT ELSE DO
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239. WHAT DO YOU — WHAT ELSE DO
YOU WANT?
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240. WHAT DO YOU — WHAT ELSE DO
YOU WANT?
THIS IS HOW WE DO IT ALL THE
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241. YOU WANT?
THIS IS HOW WE DO IT ALL THE
TIME.
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242. THIS IS HOW WE DO IT ALL THE
TIME.
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243. I don't want any more grapes.
You don't want any more
grapes?
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244. You don't want any more
grapes?
You sure?
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245. grapes?
You sure?
I'm good.
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246. You sure?
I'm good.
Just eat it.
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247. I'm good.
Just eat it.
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248. Just eat it.
OW!
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249. OW!
Just one.
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250. OW!
Just one.
I feel weird.
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251. Just one.
I feel weird.
You feel weird? Don't.
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252. I feel weird.
You feel weird? Don't.
It's fine. It's fine.
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253. You feel weird? Don't.
It's fine. It's fine.
You deserve it.
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254. It's fine. It's fine.
You deserve it.
Yeah.
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255. You deserve it.
Yeah.
Thanks.
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256. Yeah.
Thanks.
YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.
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257. Thanks.
YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A — HAVE
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258. YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A — HAVE
YOU EVER HAD A STD?
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259. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A — HAVE
YOU EVER HAD A STD?
YEAH.
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260. YOU EVER HAD A STD?
YEAH.
FOR A LITTLE WHILE, I WAS LIKE,
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261. YEAH.
FOR A LITTLE WHILE, I WAS LIKE,
"OH, THAT SUCKS," BUT THEN I
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262. FOR A LITTLE WHILE, I WAS LIKE,
"OH, THAT SUCKS," BUT THEN I
JUST KIND OF MOVED ON, AND I
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263. "OH, THAT SUCKS," BUT THEN I
JUST KIND OF MOVED ON, AND I
FEEL GREAT.
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264. JUST KIND OF MOVED ON, AND I
FEEL GREAT.
I DON'T GIVE A
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265. FEEL GREAT.
I DON'T GIVE A
REALLY?
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266. I DON'T GIVE A
REALLY?
I DON'T GIVE A
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267. REALLY?
I DON'T GIVE A
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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268. I DON'T GIVE A
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
IT.
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269. ARE YOU SERIOUS?
IT.
I DON'T CARE.
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270. IT.
I DON'T CARE.
IT. I DON'T.
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271. HEY, YOU GUYS ARE WATCHING
"BIRD UP!"
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272. "BIRD UP!"
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME?
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273. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME?
OH, YOU HANDSOME.
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274. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME?
OH, YOU HANDSOME.
YOU GOT SOME POPPY SEED IN
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275. OH, YOU HANDSOME.
YOU GOT SOME POPPY SEED IN
YOUR MOUTH.
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276. YOU GOT SOME POPPY SEED IN
YOUR MOUTH.
OH, BOY.
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277. YOUR MOUTH.
OH, BOY.
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278. OH, BOY.
YEAH, THEY WON'T EVEN SEE ME.
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279. YEAH, THEY WON'T EVEN SEE ME.
ALL RIGHT, NOW, TALK TO THE BIRD
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280. YEAH, THEY WON'T EVEN SEE ME.
ALL RIGHT, NOW, TALK TO THE BIRD
LIKE THAT.
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281. ALL RIGHT, NOW, TALK TO THE BIRD
LIKE THAT.
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282. YAH BOOBAY!
YO. WHAT'S UP?
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283. YO. WHAT'S UP?
IT'S FREDRO STARR.
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284. YO. WHAT'S UP?
IT'S FREDRO STARR.
ABOUT TO GET SOME NOVOCAINE
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285. IT'S FREDRO STARR.
ABOUT TO GET SOME NOVOCAINE
RIGHT NOW.
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286. ABOUT TO GET SOME NOVOCAINE
RIGHT NOW.
HUH?
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287. RIGHT NOW.
HUH?
YEAH.
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288. HUH?
YEAH.
OHH.
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289. YEAH.
OHH.
OUR FINAL GUEST OF THE EVENING
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290. OHH.
OUR FINAL GUEST OF THE EVENING
HAS JUST COME HERE STRAIGHT FROM
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291. OUR FINAL GUEST OF THE EVENING
HAS JUST COME HERE STRAIGHT FROM
THE DENTIST.
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292. HAS JUST COME HERE STRAIGHT FROM
THE DENTIST.
PLEASE WELCOME FREDRO STARR!
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293. THE DENTIST.
PLEASE WELCOME FREDRO STARR!
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294. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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295. SAY, "HELL, YEAH."
HELL, YEAH.
HELL, YEAH. OOH.
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296. HELL, YEAH.
HELL, YEAH. OOH.
THAT WAS GREAT.
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297. HELL, YEAH. OOH.
THAT WAS GREAT.
THAT WAS EXCELLENT.
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298. THAT WAS GREAT.
THAT WAS EXCELLENT.
FREDRO STARR,
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299. THAT WAS EXCELLENT.
FREDRO STARR,
EVERYBODY!
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