1. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT'S
"THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW"!Copy !req
2. [ SIGHS, CLEARS THROAT ]
SO, UH, UH, UH...Copy !req
3. SO, UH, UH, UH...
APPARENTLY, UH, RAPPERCopy !req
4. SO, UH, UH, UH...
APPARENTLY, UH, RAPPER
SNOOP DOGGY DOGG IS OPENING UPCopy !req
5. APPARENTLY, UH, RAPPER
SNOOP DOGGY DOGG IS OPENING UP
HIS OWN LINE OF CHAINCopy !req
6. SNOOP DOGGY DOGG IS OPENING UP
HIS OWN LINE OF CHAIN
RESTAURANTS.Copy !req
7. HIS OWN LINE OF CHAIN
RESTAURANTS.
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT —Copy !req
8. RESTAURANTS.
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT —Copy !req
9. DID YOU HEAR ABOUT —Copy !req
10. [ SHOUTING IN FOREIGNCopy !req
11. YEAH —
YEAH, I THINK SNOOP DOGG SHOULD
CALL HIS RESTAURANTCopy !req
12. YEAH, I THINK SNOOP DOGG SHOULD
CALL HIS RESTAURANT
DOOBIE TUESDAYS.Copy !req
13. CALL HIS RESTAURANT
DOOBIE TUESDAYS.Copy !req
14. DOOBIE TUESDAYS.
5:20, BRO!Copy !req
15. 5:20, BRO!
[ SHOUTING, MURMURING CONTINUE ]Copy !req
16. IT'S TIME TO RANCH IT UP!Copy !req
17. YO, WHAT ARE YOU SQUARE QUEERS
DOING — HAVING GAY LUNCH?
YOU GOT TO GET VERTICAL INSTEADCopy !req
18. DOING — HAVING GAY LUNCH?
YOU GOT TO GET VERTICAL INSTEAD
OF HORIZONTAL, MYCopy !req
19. YOU GOT TO GET VERTICAL INSTEAD
OF HORIZONTAL, MY
MULATTOS.Copy !req
20. OF HORIZONTAL, MY
MULATTOS.
YOU WANT TO DO THE HORIZONTALCopy !req
21. MULATTOS.
YOU WANT TO DO THE HORIZONTAL
HOKEY-POKEY ON SOMECopy !req
22. YOU WANT TO DO THE HORIZONTAL
HOKEY-POKEY ON SOME
FRESHMAN 15's IN THE QUAD?Copy !req
23. HOKEY-POKEY ON SOME
FRESHMAN 15's IN THE QUAD?
NO, MAN.Copy !req
24. FRESHMAN 15's IN THE QUAD?
NO, MAN.
YOU WANT TO HIT THIS RANCH?Copy !req
25. NO, MAN.
YOU WANT TO HIT THIS RANCH?
NOT AT ALL, MAN.Copy !req
26. YOU WANT TO HIT THIS RANCH?
NOT AT ALL, MAN.
I'M MEETING UP WITH SOMECopy !req
27. NOT AT ALL, MAN.
I'M MEETING UP WITH SOME
ORIENTAL BACKGROUND ACTRESSESCopy !req
28. I'M MEETING UP WITH SOME
ORIENTAL BACKGROUND ACTRESSES
LATER.Copy !req
29. ORIENTAL BACKGROUND ACTRESSES
LATER.
YOU KNOW THEY CAN GET VERT, BRO.Copy !req
30. LATER.
YOU KNOW THEY CAN GET VERT, BRO.
YO, I'M SEEING 311 IN THE QUADCopy !req
31. YOU KNOW THEY CAN GET VERT, BRO.
YO, I'M SEEING 311 IN THE QUAD
LATER, DUDE, AND I'M GONNA CHASECopy !req
32. YO, I'M SEEING 311 IN THE QUAD
LATER, DUDE, AND I'M GONNA CHASE
DOWN SOME CHEROKEE CHICKS ON THECopy !req
33. LATER, DUDE, AND I'M GONNA CHASE
DOWN SOME CHEROKEE CHICKS ON THE
TRAIL OF BEERS.Copy !req
34. DOWN SOME CHEROKEE CHICKS ON THE
TRAIL OF BEERS.
YOU FEEL ME?Copy !req
35. TRAIL OF BEERS.
YOU FEEL ME?Copy !req
36. YOU MIND IF I HIT THIS?Copy !req
37. YOU PARTYING IN THE QUAD LATER?Copy !req
38. YOU PARTYING IN THE QUAD LATER?
WHAT?Copy !req
39. WHAT?
REAL QUICK, MELLO.Copy !req
40. REAL QUICK, MELLO.
YOU EVER 69 WITH SOME CHEROKEECopy !req
41. YOU EVER 69 WITH SOME CHEROKEE
CHICKS?Copy !req
42. CHICKS?
YOU KNOW THEY CAN GET VERT.Copy !req
43. YOU KNOW THEY CAN GET VERT.
BUZZ ME, MULATTO.Copy !req
44. DO YOU SHAVE YOUR PUBES?
YOU GOT A BRAZILIAN?
YOU WANT TO 69?Copy !req
45. YOU GOT A BRAZILIAN?
YOU WANT TO 69?
I'M DOWN TO BE PENETRATED, DUDE.Copy !req
46. YOU WANT TO 69?
I'M DOWN TO BE PENETRATED, DUDE.
JUST GET THE AWAYCopy !req
47. I'M DOWN TO BE PENETRATED, DUDE.
JUST GET THE AWAY
FROM ME AND LEAVE ME ALONE.Copy !req
48. JUST GET THE AWAY
FROM ME AND LEAVE ME ALONE.
CHEERS.Copy !req
49. FROM ME AND LEAVE ME ALONE.
CHEERS.
I'LL DRINK TO THAT, BRO.Copy !req
50. CHEERS.
I'LL DRINK TO THAT, BRO.
YOU'RE KIND OF LIKE ACopy !req
51. I'LL DRINK TO THAT, BRO.
YOU'RE KIND OF LIKE A
HOVERBOARDER.Copy !req
52. YOU'RE KIND OF LIKE A
HOVERBOARDER.Copy !req
53. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN — SO
HAPPY TO HAVE HIM BACK ON OUR
PROGRAM TONIGHT — PLEASECopy !req
54. HAPPY TO HAVE HIM BACK ON OUR
PROGRAM TONIGHT — PLEASE
WELCOME GEORGE CLOONEY.Copy !req
55. YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
56. YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
HOW WAS GERMANY?Copy !req
57. HOW WAS GERMANY?Copy !req
58. IT WAS AWESOME.Copy !req
59. IT WAS AWESOME.
EUROPEAN GIRLS ARE THE BEST.Copy !req
60. EUROPEAN GIRLS ARE THE BEST.
EU-EURO GIRLS.Copy !req
61. EU-EURO GIRLS.
YOU'RE INTO EURO GIRLS.Copy !req
62. YOU'RE INTO EURO GIRLS.
CLOONEY.Copy !req
63. CLOONEY.
HANNIBAL, WOULD YOU?Copy !req
64. HANNIBAL, WOULD YOU?
WHAT?Copy !req
65. WHAT?
YEAH, HANNIBAL. WOULD YOU?Copy !req
66. YEAH, HANNIBAL. WOULD YOU?
CAN'T TAKE THIS GUY ANYWHERE.Copy !req
67. CAN'T TAKE THIS GUY ANYWHERE.
WELL, MAN, UH, YOU KNOW...Copy !req
68. WELL, MAN, UH, YOU KNOW...
SORRY.Copy !req
69. SORRY.
I WAS HIP-DEEP IN THATCopy !req
70. I WAS HIP-DEEP IN THAT
ASTRONAUT FOR — OH, JUSTCopy !req
71. ASTRONAUT FOR — OH, JUST
THREE DAYS OF EVERY ORIFICE,Copy !req
72. THREE DAYS OF EVERY ORIFICE,
BLOWING THE WALLS, AND —Copy !req
73. BLOWING THE WALLS, AND —Copy !req
74. WELL, YOU KNOW, ONCE YOU'VE
UNLOADED EVERYTHING YOU'VE
STORED IN YOUR BODY AND, YOUCopy !req
75. UNLOADED EVERYTHING YOU'VE
STORED IN YOUR BODY AND, YOU
KNOW, THERE'S NOTHING LEFT,Copy !req
76. STORED IN YOUR BODY AND, YOU
KNOW, THERE'S NOTHING LEFT,
IT'S — YOU'RE JUST GAGGING ANDCopy !req
77. KNOW, THERE'S NOTHING LEFT,
IT'S — YOU'RE JUST GAGGING AND
HEAVING AND GAGGING AND HEAVING.Copy !req
78. IT'S — YOU'RE JUST GAGGING AND
HEAVING AND GAGGING AND HEAVING.
YEAH.Copy !req
79. HEAVING AND GAGGING AND HEAVING.
YEAH.
IT'S GREAT TO BE BACK IN THECopy !req
80. YEAH.
IT'S GREAT TO BE BACK IN THE
STATES, THOUGH, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
81. IT'S GREAT TO BE BACK IN THE
STATES, THOUGH, YOU KNOW?
YEAH.Copy !req
82. STATES, THOUGH, YOU KNOW?
YEAH.Copy !req
83. YEAH.
SO, YOU WERE — UH, YOU WERECopy !req
84. SO, YOU WERE — UH, YOU WERE
CRACKING NUTS IN AN ASTRONAUT?Copy !req
85. SO, YOU WERE — UH, YOU WERE
CRACKING NUTS IN AN ASTRONAUT?
IS THAT WHAT YOU SAID BEFORE?Copy !req
86. CRACKING NUTS IN AN ASTRONAUT?
IS THAT WHAT YOU SAID BEFORE?
COULDN'T REALLY —Copy !req
87. IS THAT WHAT YOU SAID BEFORE?
COULDN'T REALLY —
STUCK IN A CAPSULE, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
88. COULDN'T REALLY —
STUCK IN A CAPSULE, YOU KNOW?
IT'S, UH —Copy !req
89. STUCK IN A CAPSULE, YOU KNOW?
IT'S, UH —
I'M PROUD OF, UH, WHAT MY BUDDYCopy !req
90. IT'S, UH —
I'M PROUD OF, UH, WHAT MY BUDDY
BRAD'S DOING.Copy !req
91. I'M PROUD OF, UH, WHAT MY BUDDY
BRAD'S DOING.
SO, NOW, YOU — YOU GOT A NEWCopy !req
92. BRAD'S DOING.
SO, NOW, YOU — YOU GOT A NEW
MOVIE COMING UP.Copy !req
93. SO, NOW, YOU — YOU GOT A NEW
MOVIE COMING UP.
THAT'S EXCI—Copy !req
94. MOVIE COMING UP.
THAT'S EXCI—Copy !req
95. THAT'S EXCI—
THE HELL'S GOING —Copy !req
96. THE HELL'S GOING —
HEY, KNOCK IT OFF!Copy !req
97. THE HELL'S GOING —
HEY, KNOCK IT OFF!Copy !req
98. HEY, KNOCK IT OFF!
KNOCK IT OFF!Copy !req
99. OW! I'M SORRY.Copy !req
100. UH, IT'S TIME FOR THECopy !req
101. UH, IT'S TIME FOR THE
WINE CHALLENGE!Copy !req
102. WINE CHALLENGE!
OH?Copy !req
103. OH?
JUST ONE?Copy !req
104. JUST ONE?
CHUG, CHUG,Copy !req
105. CHUG, CHUG,
CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG,Copy !req
106. CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG,
CHUG, CHUG...Copy !req
107. CHUG, CHUG...
OKAY.Copy !req
108. OKAY.
CHUG!Copy !req
109. CHUG!
CHUG, CHUG.Copy !req
110. CHUG, CHUG.
CHUG!Copy !req
111. CHUG!
YEAH.Copy !req
112. YEAH.
UH, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG.Copy !req
113. UH, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG.
CHUG, CHUG,Copy !req
114. CHUG, CHUG,
CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG.Copy !req
115. CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG.Copy !req
116. CHUG. CHUG. CHUG!Copy !req
117. CHUG. CHUG. CHUG!
YEAH!Copy !req
118. YEAH!Copy !req
119. ROUND TWO, ROUND TWO.Copy !req
120. ROUND TWO, ROUND TWO.
CHUG, CHUG, CHUG.Copy !req
121. CHUG, CHUG, CHUG.
ARE YOU — REALLY?Copy !req
122. ARE YOU — REALLY?
CHUG, CHUG,Copy !req
123. CHUG, CHUG,
CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG.Copy !req
124. CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG.Copy !req
125. [ SWALLOWS, GULPS ]Copy !req
126. YEAH!Copy !req
127. ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
128. ALL RIGHT!
WHOO!Copy !req
129. WHOO!Copy !req
130. WOW.Copy !req
131. WOW.Copy !req
132. SO, I'M FEELING NORMAL.Copy !req
133. SO, I'M FEELING NORMAL.Copy !req
134. WHOO-HOO!
HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN INCopy !req
135. WHOO-HOO!
HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN IN
TROUBLE?Copy !req
136. HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN IN
TROUBLE?
HAVE YOU EVER GOT ARRESTED WITHCopy !req
137. TROUBLE?
HAVE YOU EVER GOT ARRESTED WITH
THE LAW OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT?Copy !req
138. HAVE YOU EVER GOT ARRESTED WITH
THE LAW OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT?
YEAH... A LITTLE STEALING, UH,Copy !req
139. THE LAW OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT?
YEAH... A LITTLE STEALING, UH,
A LITTLE POT SMOKING.Copy !req
140. YEAH... A LITTLE STEALING, UH,
A LITTLE POT SMOKING.
WHOO!Copy !req
141. A LITTLE POT SMOKING.
WHOO!
YOU KNOW, JUST NORMAL STUFF.Copy !req
142. WHOO!
YOU KNOW, JUST NORMAL STUFF.
HAVING SEX WITH A GIRL AT 15 ANDCopy !req
143. YOU KNOW, JUST NORMAL STUFF.
HAVING SEX WITH A GIRL AT 15 AND
GETTING POPPED BY HER MOM.Copy !req
144. HAVING SEX WITH A GIRL AT 15 AND
GETTING POPPED BY HER MOM.
NORMAL STUFF, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
145. GETTING POPPED BY HER MOM.
NORMAL STUFF, YOU KNOW?
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
146. NORMAL STUFF, YOU KNOW?
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
YEAH, SURE.Copy !req
147. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
YEAH, SURE.
UH, I DID A LITTLE PILFERING.Copy !req
148. YEAH, SURE.
UH, I DID A LITTLE PILFERING.
YEAH, BUT — OH-H-H!Copy !req
149. UH, I DID A LITTLE PILFERING.
YEAH, BUT — OH-H-H!
STATUTORY RAPE!Copy !req
150. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I DON'T
MEAN TO BOTHER ANYBODY.
I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE SOMECopy !req
151. MEAN TO BOTHER ANYBODY.
I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE SOME
MONEY FOR MY JAI ALAI TEAM ANDCopy !req
152. I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE SOME
MONEY FOR MY JAI ALAI TEAM AND
KEEP OFF THE STREETS.Copy !req
153. MONEY FOR MY JAI ALAI TEAM AND
KEEP OFF THE STREETS.
IF YOU'RE ABLE TO HELP OUT ANDCopy !req
154. KEEP OFF THE STREETS.
IF YOU'RE ABLE TO HELP OUT AND
MAKE A DONATION, IT'D BECopy !req
155. IF YOU'RE ABLE TO HELP OUT AND
MAKE A DONATION, IT'D BE
GLADLY —Copy !req
156. MAKE A DONATION, IT'D BE
GLADLY —Copy !req
157. GLADLY —
SHIT.Copy !req
158. SHIT.
YOU WANT SOME M&M'S?Copy !req
159. SHIT.
YOU WANT SOME M&M'S?Copy !req
160. YOU WANT SOME M&M'S?
THAT'S LIKE 45 CENTS.Copy !req
161. THAT'S LIKE 45 CENTS.
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU?Copy !req
162. THAT'S LIKE 45 CENTS.
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU?
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU?Copy !req
163. WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU?
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU?Copy !req
164. WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU?
SHIT.Copy !req
165. SHIT.Copy !req
166. SHIT.
OH, SHIT.Copy !req
167. OH, SHIT.
WANT SOME M&M'S?Copy !req
168. OH, SHIT.
WANT SOME M&M'S?
THERE'S SOME PEANUT ONES ON THECopy !req
169. WANT SOME M&M'S?
THERE'S SOME PEANUT ONES ON THE
BOTTOM.Copy !req
170. THERE'S SOME PEANUT ONES ON THE
BOTTOM.
NO?Copy !req
171. ♪ I'M ALWAYS SHININ' ♪
♪ DOG'S ALWAYS RESTIN' ♪Copy !req
172. I LOVE THESE GUYS GETTING ALONG,Copy !req
173. I LOVE THESE GUYS GETTING ALONG,
MAN!Copy !req
174. MAN!
THANK GOD YOU RECONCILED.Copy !req
175. THANK GOD YOU RECONCILED.
YOU KNOW, HANNIBAL, JUST ACopy !req
176. YOU KNOW, HANNIBAL, JUST A
POT-BELLIED PIG — UH, YOU CANCopy !req
177. POT-BELLIED PIG — UH, YOU CAN
JUST FONDLE IT ANYTIME...Copy !req
178. JUST FONDLE IT ANYTIME...
WHAT?Copy !req
179. WHAT?
ANYWHERE.Copy !req
180. ANYWHERE.
YOU KNOW?Copy !req
181. YOU KNOW?
YOU — MM.Copy !req
182. YOU — MM.
DID YOU JUST TALK ABOUTCopy !req
183. DID YOU JUST TALK ABOUT
FONDLING PIGS?Copy !req
184. FONDLING PIGS?
OH-H-H!Copy !req
185. UH...
WHAT STREET IS THIS?Copy !req
186. UH...
WHAT STREET IS THIS?
DO YOU KNOW?Copy !req
187. WHAT STREET IS THIS?
DO YOU KNOW?
WHERE'S CANAL STREET?Copy !req
188. DO YOU KNOW?
WHERE'S CANAL STREET?
HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN A BUNCH OFCopy !req
189. WHERE'S CANAL STREET?
HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN A BUNCH OF
GUYS THAT KIND OF LOOK LIKE ME?Copy !req
190. HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN A BUNCH OF
GUYS THAT KIND OF LOOK LIKE ME?
DID YOU SEE A BUNCH OF GUYS THATCopy !req
191. GUYS THAT KIND OF LOOK LIKE ME?
DID YOU SEE A BUNCH OF GUYS THAT
LOOKED LIKE ME?Copy !req
192. DID YOU SEE A BUNCH OF GUYS THAT
LOOKED LIKE ME?
HAVE YOU SEEN A BUNCH OF GUYSCopy !req
193. LOOKED LIKE ME?
HAVE YOU SEEN A BUNCH OF GUYS
DRESSED LIKE ME?Copy !req
194. HAVE YOU SEEN A BUNCH OF GUYS
DRESSED LIKE ME?
EXCUSE ME, DI— NOBODY?Copy !req
195. DRESSED LIKE ME?
EXCUSE ME, DI— NOBODY?
UH, PEOPLE THAT LOOK LIKE ME?Copy !req
196. EXCUSE ME, DI— NOBODY?
UH, PEOPLE THAT LOOK LIKE ME?Copy !req
197. UH, PEOPLE THAT LOOK LIKE ME?
OUR NEXT GUEST IS FROMCopy !req
198. OUR NEXT GUEST IS FROM
"FULL HOUSE" ANDCopy !req
199. OUR NEXT GUEST IS FROM
"FULL HOUSE" AND
"PANTS-OFF DANCE-OFF."Copy !req
200. "FULL HOUSE" AND
"PANTS-OFF DANCE-OFF."
PLEASE GIVE IT UP FORCopy !req
201. PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR
JODIE SWEETIN!Copy !req
202. JODIE SWEETIN!Copy !req
203. UM, NOW...
YOU'VE HAD SOME PERSONAL
STRUGGLE IN YOUR LIFE.Copy !req
204. YOU'VE HAD SOME PERSONAL
STRUGGLE IN YOUR LIFE.
OVERCOME SOME — SOME DRUG USE.Copy !req
205. STRUGGLE IN YOUR LIFE.
OVERCOME SOME — SOME DRUG USE.
YEAH, I DID. I DID, ACTUALLY.Copy !req
206. OVERCOME SOME — SOME DRUG USE.
YEAH, I DID. I DID, ACTUALLY.
I'M FULLY ERECT RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
207. YEAH, I DID. I DID, ACTUALLY.
I'M FULLY ERECT RIGHT NOW.
AWESOME.Copy !req
208. I'M FULLY ERECT RIGHT NOW.
AWESOME.
EVERY TIME I TALK TO YOU ORCopy !req
209. AWESOME.
EVERY TIME I TALK TO YOU OR
THINK ABOUT YOU — FULLCopy !req
210. EVERY TIME I TALK TO YOU OR
THINK ABOUT YOU — FULL
ERECTION.Copy !req
211. THINK ABOUT YOU — FULL
ERECTION.
OH. COOL.Copy !req
212. ERECTION.
OH. COOL.Copy !req
213. OH. COOL.Copy !req
214. I USED TO WATCHCopy !req
215. I USED TO WATCH
"FULL HOUSE"...Copy !req
216. I USED TO WATCH
"FULL HOUSE"...
BACK WHEN I WAS 12.Copy !req
217. "FULL HOUSE"...
BACK WHEN I WAS 12.
I WANTED TO BE ON THE SHOW...Copy !req
218. BACK WHEN I WAS 12.
I WANTED TO BE ON THE SHOW...
AS YOUR BLACK BOYFRIEND.Copy !req
219. I WANTED TO BE ON THE SHOW...
AS YOUR BLACK BOYFRIEND.
OH. OKAY.Copy !req
220. AS YOUR BLACK BOYFRIEND.
OH. OKAY.
YEAH.Copy !req
221. OH. OKAY.
YEAH.
UH, DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICECopy !req
222. YEAH.
UH, DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE
FOR ANY BROTHERS AND SISTERS?Copy !req
223. UH, DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE
FOR ANY BROTHERS AND SISTERS?
OHCopy !req
224. FOR ANY BROTHERS AND SISTERS?
OH
BRING IT, YOU SON OF A BITCH.Copy !req
225. OH
BRING IT, YOU SON OF A BITCH.
I DON'T GIVE ACopy !req
226. BRING IT, YOU SON OF A BITCH.
I DON'T GIVE ACopy !req
227. GOD!
OHH!
WHY ARE YOU PUNCHING MY DICKCopy !req
228. OHH!
WHY ARE YOU PUNCHING MY DICK
ONLY?Copy !req
229. TIME FOR SOME RANCH!
WHAT'S UP, BROTHER BEAR?Copy !req
230. WHAT'S UP, BROTHER BEAR?
IS IT 8:40 YET?Copy !req
231. IS IT 8:40 YET?
BUZZ ME, MULATTO.Copy !req
232. BUZZ ME, MULATTO.
YOU GOING ON THE QUAD LATER?Copy !req
233. YOU GOING ON THE QUAD LATER?
I THINK YOU GOT ME CONFUSEDCopy !req
234. I THINK YOU GOT ME CONFUSED
WITH SOMEBODY ELSE.Copy !req
235. WITH SOMEBODY ELSE.
DUDE, I KNOW YOU, MY MAN.Copy !req
236. DUDE, I KNOW YOU, MY MAN.
YOU'RE MELLOW MIKE.Copy !req
237. YOU'RE MELLOW MIKE.
WHAT'S UP, MELLOW MIKE?Copy !req
238. WHAT'S UP, MELLOW MIKE?
YOU WANT TO HIT THIS RANCH?Copy !req
239. YOU WANT TO HIT THIS RANCH?
NOPE.Copy !req
240. NOPE.
YOU ARE BEING MAD WEIRD RIGHTCopy !req
241. YOU ARE BEING MAD WEIRD RIGHT
NOW, DUDE.Copy !req
242. NOW, DUDE.
I'M GONNA JET ON MY SICK, NEWCopy !req
243. I'M GONNA JET ON MY SICK, NEW
HOVERBOARD.Copy !req
244. HOVERBOARD.Copy !req
245. YO, WHAT ARE YOU UP TO, MAN?
LOOKING OVER PIE CHARTS AND
BCC'ing YOUR BOSS IN DICK PICKS?Copy !req
246. LOOKING OVER PIE CHARTS AND
BCC'ing YOUR BOSS IN DICK PICKS?
NO, NO, NO. HUH?Copy !req
247. BCC'ing YOUR BOSS IN DICK PICKS?
NO, NO, NO. HUH?
DON'T BE MULATTO RIGHT NOW,Copy !req
248. NO, NO, NO. HUH?
DON'T BE MULATTO RIGHT NOW,
DUDE.Copy !req
249. DON'T BE MULATTO RIGHT NOW,
DUDE.
YOU WANT SOME RANCH?Copy !req
250. DUDE.
YOU WANT SOME RANCH?
HUH?Copy !req
251. YOU WANT SOME RANCH?
HUH?
HEY, WHAT IS UP WITH YOU,Copy !req
252. HUH?
HEY, WHAT IS UP WITH YOU,
DUDE?Copy !req
253. HEY, WHAT IS UP WITH YOU,
DUDE?
I'M JUST READING!Copy !req
254. DUDE?
I'M JUST READING!
YOU'RE BEING, LIKE, A NARCCopy !req
255. I'M JUST READING!
YOU'RE BEING, LIKE, A NARC
RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
256. YOU'RE BEING, LIKE, A NARC
RIGHT NOW.
YOU'RE BEING SO NARCOLEPTIC.Copy !req
257. VERY CLEAN.Copy !req
258. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I CUT
MYSELF WHILE I MASTURBATE.
VIVICA FOX!Copy !req
259. MYSELF WHILE I MASTURBATE.
VIVICA FOX!Copy !req
260. VIVICA FOX!
YEAH!Copy !req
261. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY BODY,
HUH?Copy !req
262. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY BODY,
HUH?Copy !req
263. HUH?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ALLCopy !req
264. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ALL
THIS?Copy !req
265. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ALL
THIS?
YOU LOOK SEXY, BABY.Copy !req
266. THIS?
YOU LOOK SEXY, BABY.Copy !req
267. YOU LOOK SEXY, BABY.
EAT IT UP, AUDIENCE!Copy !req
268. EAT IT UP, AUDIENCE!
YEAH! GET SOME OF THIS!Copy !req
269. EAT IT UP, AUDIENCE!
YEAH! GET SOME OF THIS!Copy !req
270. YEAH! GET SOME OF THIS!
NOW, LET'S TALK.Copy !req
271. NOW, LET'S TALK.
I WANT TO ASK —Copy !req
272. NOW, LET'S TALK.
I WANT TO ASK —
OH!Copy !req
273. I WANT TO ASK —
OH!Copy !req
274. OH!
OH!Copy !req
275. OH!
OHH.Copy !req
276. OH!
OHH.
ARE YOU OKAY?Copy !req
277. OHH.
ARE YOU OKAY?
WE GOT IT.Copy !req
278. ARE YOU OKAY?
WE GOT IT.
THAT THING IS NOT STURDY.Copy !req
279. WE GOT IT.
THAT THING IS NOT STURDY.
YOU AIN'T GON' HELP HIM UP?Copy !req
280. THAT THING IS NOT STURDY.
YOU AIN'T GON' HELP HIM UP?
NAH.Copy !req
281. YOU AIN'T GON' HELP HIM UP?
NAH.
OH, WE GOT IT.Copy !req
282. NAH.
OH, WE GOT IT.Copy !req
283. OH, WE GOT IT.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
284. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.
WE GOT IT.Copy !req
285. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.
WE GOT IT.
OKAY.Copy !req
286. WE GOT IT.
OKAY.
UH, WELL, I'VE GOT A NEW SHOWCopy !req
287. OKAY.
UH, WELL, I'VE GOT A NEW SHOW
OUT CALLED "MR. BOX OFFICE,"Copy !req
288. UH, WELL, I'VE GOT A NEW SHOW
OUT CALLED "MR. BOX OFFICE,"
WITH, UH, BILL BELLAMY,Copy !req
289. OUT CALLED "MR. BOX OFFICE,"
WITH, UH, BILL BELLAMY,
EXECUTIVE-PRODUCED BYCopy !req
290. WITH, UH, BILL BELLAMY,
EXECUTIVE-PRODUCED BY
BYRON ALLEN.Copy !req
291. EXECUTIVE-PRODUCED BY
BYRON ALLEN.
VIVICA, LET'S TAKE TURNSCopy !req
292. BYRON ALLEN.
VIVICA, LET'S TAKE TURNS
DESCRIBING OUR PERFECT SUMMERCopy !req
293. VIVICA, LET'S TAKE TURNS
DESCRIBING OUR PERFECT SUMMER
DAY TO EACH OTHER.Copy !req
294. DESCRIBING OUR PERFECT SUMMER
DAY TO EACH OTHER.
OKAY.Copy !req
295. DAY TO EACH OTHER.
OKAY.
ARE WE THERE ON THE SUMMER?Copy !req
296. OKAY.
ARE WE THERE ON THE SUMMER?
WE'RE THERE.Copy !req
297. ARE WE THERE ON THE SUMMER?
WE'RE THERE.
OKAY.Copy !req
298. WE'RE THERE.
OKAY.
I'M ON THE BEACH INCopy !req
299. OKAY.
I'M ON THE BEACH IN
TURKS AND CAICOS.Copy !req
300. I'M ON THE BEACH IN
TURKS AND CAICOS.
THE SUN'S ABOUT TO SET.Copy !req
301. TURKS AND CAICOS.
THE SUN'S ABOUT TO SET.
OKAY. OKAY.Copy !req
302. THE SUN'S ABOUT TO SET.
OKAY. OKAY.
I'VE GOT A NICE PIÑA COLADACopy !req
303. OKAY. OKAY.
I'VE GOT A NICE PIÑA COLADA
WITH A LITTLE, LIKE, UMBRELLA,Copy !req
304. I'VE GOT A NICE PIÑA COLADA
WITH A LITTLE, LIKE, UMBRELLA,
EXTRA SHOT OF MALIBU RUM IN IT.Copy !req
305. WITH A LITTLE, LIKE, UMBRELLA,
EXTRA SHOT OF MALIBU RUM IN IT.
MM-HMM. NICE.Copy !req
306. EXTRA SHOT OF MALIBU RUM IN IT.
MM-HMM. NICE.
MY SKIN IS GLISTENING.Copy !req
307. MM-HMM. NICE.
MY SKIN IS GLISTENING.
UH-HUH.Copy !req
308. MY SKIN IS GLISTENING.
UH-HUH.
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKINGCopy !req
309. UH-HUH.
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING
'BOUT.Copy !req
310. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING
'BOUT.
MY SWIMSUIT IS BANGIN'.Copy !req
311. 'BOUT.
MY SWIMSUIT IS BANGIN'.Copy !req
312. MY SWIMSUIT IS BANGIN'.
LARRY DAVID'S THERE, BUTTCopy !req
313. LARRY DAVID'S THERE, BUTT
NAKED, SPREAD-EAGLE.Copy !req
314. LARRY DAVID'S THERE, BUTT
NAKED, SPREAD-EAGLE.Copy !req
315. WHAT DO YOU HAVE — DO YOU HAVE
ANY...
ADVICE FOR ANY UP-AND-COMINGCopy !req
316. ANY...
ADVICE FOR ANY UP-AND-COMING
ACTRESSES, ESPECIALLY ACTRESSESCopy !req
317. ADVICE FOR ANY UP-AND-COMING
ACTRESSES, ESPECIALLY ACTRESSES
OF COLOR TRYING TO BREAK INTOCopy !req
318. ACTRESSES, ESPECIALLY ACTRESSES
OF COLOR TRYING TO BREAK INTO
THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY EARLYCopy !req
319. OF COLOR TRYING TO BREAK INTO
THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY EARLY
ON?Copy !req
320. THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY EARLY
ON?
WHAT WOULD IT BE?Copy !req
321. ON?
WHAT WOULD IT BE?
GET IN THE PLACE WHERE IT'SCopy !req
322. WHAT WOULD IT BE?
GET IN THE PLACE WHERE IT'S
HAPPENING —Copy !req
323. GET IN THE PLACE WHERE IT'S
HAPPENING —
MM-HMM.Copy !req
324. HAPPENING —
MM-HMM.
EITHER NEW YORK ORCopy !req
325. MM-HMM.
EITHER NEW YORK OR
LOS ANGELES, AND STUDY YOURCopy !req
326. EITHER NEW YORK OR
LOS ANGELES, AND STUDY YOUR
CRAFT.Copy !req
327. LOS ANGELES, AND STUDY YOUR
CRAFT.
WOW.Copy !req
328. CRAFT.
WOW.
AND ANYTHING ELSE?Copy !req
329. WOW.
AND ANYTHING ELSE?
UM...Copy !req
330. AND ANYTHING ELSE?
UM...
WORK OUT. BE A TRIPLE THREAT.Copy !req
331. UM...
WORK OUT. BE A TRIPLE THREAT.
BE ABLE TO SING, ACT, AND DANCE.Copy !req
332. WORK OUT. BE A TRIPLE THREAT.
BE ABLE TO SING, ACT, AND DANCE.Copy !req
333. BE ABLE TO SING, ACT, AND DANCE.
UH-HUH.Copy !req
334. UH-HUH.
I'M LISTENING.Copy !req
335. UH-HUH.
I'M LISTENING.
LET ME SEE!Copy !req
336. I'M LISTENING.
LET ME SEE!
OH, AND THERE THEY —Copy !req
337. LET ME SEE!
OH, AND THERE THEY —Copy !req
338. OH, AND THERE THEY —
THERE THEY GO.Copy !req
339. GET IT, GIRLS!
I'M LISTENING.
GET IT, GIRLS!Copy !req
340. I'M LISTENING.
GET IT, GIRLS!
I'M LISTENING.Copy !req
341. GET IT, GIRLS!
I'M LISTENING.
OH, MY GOSH!Copy !req
342. I'M LISTENING.
OH, MY GOSH!Copy !req
343. OH, MY GOSH!
WHAT ABOUT FOR THE FELLAS?Copy !req
344. WHAT ABOUT FOR THE FELLAS?
WHAT — WHAT ADVICE —Copy !req
345. WHAT ABOUT FOR THE FELLAS?
WHAT — WHAT ADVICE —
WORK OUT.Copy !req
346. WHAT — WHAT ADVICE —
WORK OUT.
MAKE SURE YOU GET YOUR SIX-PACKCopy !req
347. WORK OUT.
MAKE SURE YOU GET YOUR SIX-PACK
TIGHT AND RIGHT.Copy !req
348. MAKE SURE YOU GET YOUR SIX-PACK
TIGHT AND RIGHT.
YEAH. LIKE THAT, HANNIBAL.Copy !req
349. TIGHT AND RIGHT.
YEAH. LIKE THAT, HANNIBAL.
I GOT A BUDDHA BELLY.Copy !req
350. YEAH. LIKE THAT, HANNIBAL.
I GOT A BUDDHA BELLY.
GET IT, GIRLS.Copy !req
351. I GOT A BUDDHA BELLY.
GET IT, GIRLS.
HAIR TOSS. HAIR TOSS.Copy !req
352. GET IT, GIRLS.
HAIR TOSS. HAIR TOSS.
WORK IT. I LIKE IT.Copy !req
353. HAIR TOSS. HAIR TOSS.
WORK IT. I LIKE IT.
AND WHEN IS — WHEN ISCopy !req
354. WORK IT. I LIKE IT.
AND WHEN IS — WHEN IS
"MR. BOX OFFICE" COMING OUT?Copy !req
355. AND WHEN IS — WHEN IS
"MR. BOX OFFICE" COMING OUT?
"MR. BOX OFFICE" IS ON EVERYCopy !req
356. "MR. BOX OFFICE" COMING OUT?
"MR. BOX OFFICE" IS ON EVERY
FRIDAY NIGHT ON —Copy !req
357. "MR. BOX OFFICE" IS ON EVERY
FRIDAY NIGHT ON —Copy !req
358. FRIDAY NIGHT ON —
[ GUITAR PLAYING OFF-KEY ]Copy !req
359. [ GUITAR PLAYING OFF-KEY ]
FOR BROWN SKIN.Copy !req
360. [ GUITAR PLAYING OFF-KEY ]
FOR BROWN SKIN.
WHO WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE SEXCopy !req
361. FOR BROWN SKIN.
WHO WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE SEX
WITH — YOUR MOM OR YOUR DAD?Copy !req
362. BYE-BYE.
OHH! AAH!Copy !req