1. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
"THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW"!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
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2. "THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW"!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHH!
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3. AHHHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHH!
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4. AHHHH!
AHHHH!
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5. AHHHH!
AHHHHHH!
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6. AHHHH!
AHHHHHH!
AHHHHHH!
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7. AHHHHHH!
AHHHHHH!
AHHHH!
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8. AHHHHHH!
AHHHH!
AH!
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9. AHHHH!
AH!
UGH!
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10. AH!
UGH!
AH! AHHHHHHHH!
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11. UGH!
AH! AHHHHHHHH!
UNH!
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12. UNH!
UGH! UGH!
UGH! UGH!
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13. UGH! UGH!
UGH! UGH!
MOMMY, AM I PRETTY?
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14. SO, UH...
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15. SO, UH...
HEY, WHAT'S UP WITH HANNIBAL,
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16. SO, UH...
HEY, WHAT'S UP WITH HANNIBAL,
RIGHT?
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17. HEY, WHAT'S UP WITH HANNIBAL,
RIGHT?
IT'S LIKE, SUCK MY
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18. RIGHT?
IT'S LIKE, SUCK MY
MOTHER
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19. IT'S LIKE, SUCK MY
MOTHER
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20. MOTHER
HUH?
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21. HUH?
HEY, CLOSE YOUR LEGS.
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22. HUH?
HEY, CLOSE YOUR LEGS.
YOUR BREATH STINKS.
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23. HEY, CLOSE YOUR LEGS.
YOUR BREATH STINKS.
AM I RIGHT, PEOPLE?
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24. YOUR BREATH STINKS.
AM I RIGHT, PEOPLE?
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25. AM I RIGHT, PEOPLE?
UGH.
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26. UGH.
SPEAKING OF HANNIBAL...
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27. UGH.
SPEAKING OF HANNIBAL...
WHAT?
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28. SPEAKING OF HANNIBAL...
WHAT?
I RAN INTO HANNIBAL'S MOM
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29. WHAT?
I RAN INTO HANNIBAL'S MOM
THE OTHER DAY, HUH?
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30. I RAN INTO HANNIBAL'S MOM
THE OTHER DAY, HUH?
WH— HOLD ON, MAN.
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31. THE OTHER DAY, HUH?
WH— HOLD ON, MAN.
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32. WH— HOLD ON, MAN.
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33. NO. NO.
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34. NO. NO.
SERIOUSLY, MAN.
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35. HEY.
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36. YOU CAN PARK. IT'S TOTALLY FINE.
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37. IT IS?
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
REALLY?
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38. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
REALLY?
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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39. REALLY?
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
OKAY, GREAT. OH, THANKS.
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40. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
OKAY, GREAT. OH, THANKS.
YEAH, NO PROBLEM.
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41. OKAY, GREAT. OH, THANKS.
YEAH, NO PROBLEM.
AWESOME.
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42. YEAH, NO PROBLEM.
AWESOME.
HEY. YEAH, I'M SORRY.
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43. AWESOME.
HEY. YEAH, I'M SORRY.
YOU GUYS CAN'T PARK HERE.
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44. HEY. YEAH, I'M SORRY.
YOU GUYS CAN'T PARK HERE.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO WRITE YOU UP.
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45. YOU GUYS CAN'T PARK HERE.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO WRITE YOU UP.
REALLY?
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46. I'M GONNA HAVE TO WRITE YOU UP.
REALLY?
YEAH.
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47. REALLY?
YEAH.
YOU JUST TOLD US THAT WE
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48. YEAH.
YOU JUST TOLD US THAT WE
COULD PARK HERE.
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49. YOU JUST TOLD US THAT WE
COULD PARK HERE.
I-I JUST — I CAN'T.
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50. COULD PARK HERE.
I-I JUST — I CAN'T.
WHAT?
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51. I-I JUST — I CAN'T.
WHAT?
IT'S IN THE SYSTEM.
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52. WHAT?
IT'S IN THE SYSTEM.
I'M GONNA REPORT YOU, SO THAT
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53. IT'S IN THE SYSTEM.
I'M GONNA REPORT YOU, SO THAT
WILL BE FINE FOR YOU.
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54. I'M GONNA REPORT YOU, SO THAT
WILL BE FINE FOR YOU.
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55. WILL BE FINE FOR YOU.
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56. OKAY.
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57. OH
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58. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU
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59. KNOW HER FROM "BREAKING BAD."
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60. PLEASE WELCOME KRYSTEN RITTER.
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61. HEY.
HI. HOW ARE YOU?
I'M GOOD.
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62. HI. HOW ARE YOU?
I'M GOOD.
DO I JUST SIT HERE?
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63. I'M GOOD.
DO I JUST SIT HERE?
YEAH, SIT ON DOWN.
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64. DO I JUST SIT HERE?
YEAH, SIT ON DOWN.
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65. YEAH, SIT ON DOWN.
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66. YOU KNOW, IT SMELLS IN HERE.
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67. YOU KNOW, IT SMELLS IN HERE.
YEAH? WHAT'S IT SMELL LIKE?
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68. YOU KNOW, IT SMELLS IN HERE.
YEAH? WHAT'S IT SMELL LIKE?
IS IT THIS CHAIR?
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69. YEAH? WHAT'S IT SMELL LIKE?
IS IT THIS CHAIR?
YEAH, UM, LET ME GET TWO
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70. IS IT THIS CHAIR?
YEAH, UM, LET ME GET TWO
TICKETS FOR CIRQUE DU SOLEIL
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71. YEAH, UM, LET ME GET TWO
TICKETS FOR CIRQUE DU SOLEIL
TONIGHT.
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72. TICKETS FOR CIRQUE DU SOLEIL
TONIGHT.
I THINK THE "ZUMANITY" SHOW.
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73. TONIGHT.
I THINK THE "ZUMANITY" SHOW.
YEAH.
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74. I THINK THE "ZUMANITY" SHOW.
YEAH.
OKAY.
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75. YEAH.
OKAY.
3816 7288 1049.
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76. OKAY.
3816 7288 1049.
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77. 3816 7288 1049.
IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S NOTHING.
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78. IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S NOTHING.
I GET THEM AT WILL CALL?
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79. IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S NOTHING.
I GET THEM AT WILL CALL?
THANK YOU.
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80. I GET THEM AT WILL CALL?
THANK YOU.
SO, WHERE DID YOU, UH —
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81. THANK YOU.
SO, WHERE DID YOU, UH —
WHERE —
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82. YOU ARE FROM SHITSHINNY.
SHICKSHINNY.
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83. YOU ARE FROM SHITSHINNY.
SHICKSHINNY.
AND THEN YOU WERE A MODEL.
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84. SHICKSHINNY.
AND THEN YOU WERE A MODEL.
I WAS A MODEL.
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85. AND THEN YOU WERE A MODEL.
I WAS A MODEL.
YES, I WAS DISCOVERED AT THE
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86. I WAS A MODEL.
YES, I WAS DISCOVERED AT THE
MALL WHEN I WAS 15 YEARS OLD.
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87. YES, I WAS DISCOVERED AT THE
MALL WHEN I WAS 15 YEARS OLD.
OH MY GOD, THE SMELL, DUDE.
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88. MALL WHEN I WAS 15 YEARS OLD.
OH MY GOD, THE SMELL, DUDE.
IT'S BAD.
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89. OH MY GOD, THE SMELL, DUDE.
IT'S BAD.
IT'S REALLY BAD.
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90. IT'S BAD.
IT'S REALLY BAD.
HEY, KRYSTEN, I CAN TAKE YOU
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91. IT'S REALLY BAD.
HEY, KRYSTEN, I CAN TAKE YOU
TO A PLACE WHERE IT DOESN'T
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92. HEY, KRYSTEN, I CAN TAKE YOU
TO A PLACE WHERE IT DOESN'T
SMELL LIKE THIS.
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93. TO A PLACE WHERE IT DOESN'T
SMELL LIKE THIS.
I'M GOOD.
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94. SMELL LIKE THIS.
I'M GOOD.
LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
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95. I'M GOOD.
LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
YOU'VE DONE TELEVISION.
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96. LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
YOU'VE DONE TELEVISION.
YOU'VE DONE RADIO.
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97. YOU'VE DONE TELEVISION.
YOU'VE DONE RADIO.
YOU'VE DONE MOVIES.
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98. YOU'VE DONE RADIO.
YOU'VE DONE MOVIES.
DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE FOR ANY
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99. YOU'VE DONE MOVIES.
DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE FOR ANY
UP-AND-COMERS TRYING TO BREAK
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100. DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE FOR ANY
UP-AND-COMERS TRYING TO BREAK
INTO THE INDUSTRY OR...?
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101. UP-AND-COMERS TRYING TO BREAK
INTO THE INDUSTRY OR...?
NO. I DON'T WANT TO.
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102. INTO THE INDUSTRY OR...?
NO. I DON'T WANT TO.
NO.
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103. NO. I DON'T WANT TO.
NO.
PLEASE?
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104. NO.
PLEASE?
NO.
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105. PLEASE?
NO.
I'M ACTING AS MY OWN PUBLICIST
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106. NO.
I'M ACTING AS MY OWN PUBLICIST
TODAY, AND SHE SAYS NO.
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107. I'M ACTING AS MY OWN PUBLICIST
TODAY, AND SHE SAYS NO.
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108. SO, BUKKAKE — IT'S WHEN A SIX
JAPANESE BUSINESSMEN AND A ONE
WOMAN LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH.
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109. JAPANESE BUSINESSMEN AND A ONE
WOMAN LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH.
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110. WOMAN LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH.
I'M MAKING A FUNNY FACE.
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111. I'M MAKING A FUNNY FACE.
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112. SO —
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113. SO —
UGH! AH!
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114. SO —
UGH! AH!
GAH! OHH!
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115. UGH! AH!
GAH! OHH!
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116. GAH! OHH!
THERE'S GHOSTS EVERYWHERE!
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117. THERE'S GHOSTS EVERYWHERE!
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118. OKAY, AND WE ARE BACK WITH
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119. OKAY, AND WE ARE BACK WITH
KRYSTEN RITTER.
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120. OKAY, AND WE ARE BACK WITH
KRYSTEN RITTER.
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121. KRYSTEN RITTER.
I THINK WE GOT A CLIP OF, UH,
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122. I THINK WE GOT A CLIP OF, UH,
KRYSTEN'S NEW MOVIE.
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123. I THINK WE GOT A CLIP OF, UH,
KRYSTEN'S NEW MOVIE.
DO YOU WANT TO SET THIS UP FOR
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124. KRYSTEN'S NEW MOVIE.
DO YOU WANT TO SET THIS UP FOR
US?
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125. DO YOU WANT TO SET THIS UP FOR
US?
KRYSTEN'S NEW MOVIE?
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126. US?
KRYSTEN'S NEW MOVIE?
OH, THIS IS YOUR NEW MOVIE.
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127. KRYSTEN'S NEW MOVIE?
OH, THIS IS YOUR NEW MOVIE.
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128. OH, MY GOD.
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129. OH, MY GOD.
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130. WOW, QUITE THE PERFORMANCE.
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131. OH, MY GOD, TURN THIS OFF,
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132. ERIC!
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133. HER OWN WORST CRITIC.
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134. OH, MY GOD. OH, MY —
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135. I'M GONNA BE SICK. PLEASE.
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136. I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT THIS.
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137. IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
IT'S A GREAT. IT'S A GREAT —
OH, MY GOD.
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138. IT'S A GREAT. IT'S A GREAT —
OH, MY GOD.
IT'S A GREAT FILM.
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139. OH, MY GOD.
IT'S A GREAT FILM.
I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY AVOIDED
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140. IT'S A GREAT FILM.
I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY AVOIDED
EVER SEEING THAT VIDEO FOR MY
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141. I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY AVOIDED
EVER SEEING THAT VIDEO FOR MY
31 YEARS ON THE PLANET, UNTIL
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142. EVER SEEING THAT VIDEO FOR MY
31 YEARS ON THE PLANET, UNTIL
RIGHT THIS SECOND.
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143. 31 YEARS ON THE PLANET, UNTIL
RIGHT THIS SECOND.
THANK YOU.
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144. RIGHT THIS SECOND.
THANK YOU.
THAT'S KRYSTEN RITTER,
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145. THANK YOU.
THAT'S KRYSTEN RITTER,
EVERYBODY!
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146. THAT'S KRYSTEN RITTER,
EVERYBODY!
COME ON! GIVE IT UP FOR HER!
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147. EVERYBODY!
COME ON! GIVE IT UP FOR HER!
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148. IT'S TIME FOR
"HANNIBAL'S PRETZELS."
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149. FIRST WE HAVE ROLD GOLD.
LET'S TRY THAT.
THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
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150. LET'S TRY THAT.
THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
THIS IS TINY TWIST RIGHT HERE.
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151. THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
THIS IS TINY TWIST RIGHT HERE.
ALL THESE ARE PRETTY GOOD.
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152. THIS IS TINY TWIST RIGHT HERE.
ALL THESE ARE PRETTY GOOD.
WHAT — WHAT IS THIS SEGMENT?
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153. ALL THESE ARE PRETTY GOOD.
WHAT — WHAT IS THIS SEGMENT?
"PRETZELS IS THE SAME."
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154. WHAT — WHAT IS THIS SEGMENT?
"PRETZELS IS THE SAME."
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155. ALL RIGHT, IT'S TIME FOR
"WACKY NEWSPAPER ARTICLES."
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156. "WACKY NEWSPAPER ARTICLES."
OKAY. WHAT DO WE GOT HERE?
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157. OH, THESE BEES ARE HEAVY.
OH, THESE BEES ARE HEAVY.
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158. OH, THESE BEES ARE HEAVY.
OH, THESE BEES ARE HEAVY.
OH, THESE —
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159. OH, THESE BEES ARE HEAVY.
OH, THESE —
THESE BEES ARE NOT SECURELY —
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160. OH, THESE —
THESE BEES ARE NOT SECURELY —
OH, MY GOD!
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161. THESE BEES ARE NOT SECURELY —
OH, MY GOD!
THERE'S A BEE IN MY SUIT!
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162. OH, MY GOD!
THERE'S A BEE IN MY SUIT!
OH! OH!
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163. THERE'S A BEE IN MY SUIT!
OH! OH!
AH! AH!
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164. OH! OH!
AH! AH!
AHHH!
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165. AH! AH!
AHHH!
OH, IT'S AFRICANIZED!
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166. ALL RIGHT!
MY NEXT GUEST — YOU KNOW HIM
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167. MY NEXT GUEST — YOU KNOW HIM
FROM "LORD OF THE RINGS" AND
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168. MY NEXT GUEST — YOU KNOW HIM
FROM "LORD OF THE RINGS" AND
"LOST."
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169. FROM "LORD OF THE RINGS" AND
"LOST."
PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR
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170. "LOST."
PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR
DOMINIC MONAGHAN, EVERYBODY!
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171. PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR
DOMINIC MONAGHAN, EVERYBODY!
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172. YEAH! THERE HE IS.
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173. HAVE A SEAT.
WHAT, ARE YOU JUST GONNA
STAND?
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174. WHAT, ARE YOU JUST GONNA
STAND?
ENOUGH!
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175. STAND?
ENOUGH!
GET COMFORTABLE.
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176. ENOUGH!
GET COMFORTABLE.
YEAH.
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177. GET COMFORTABLE.
YEAH.
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S WEIRD.
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178. YEAH.
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S WEIRD.
COOL.
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179. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S WEIRD.
COOL.
YOU GOT TO FRENCH-KISS
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180. COOL.
YOU GOT TO FRENCH-KISS
MEGAN FOX.
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181. YOU GOT TO FRENCH-KISS
MEGAN FOX.
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS.
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182. MEGAN FOX.
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS.
I DO A LOT OF KISSING AND
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183. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS.
I DO A LOT OF KISSING AND
TOUCHING AND STUFF.
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184. I DO A LOT OF KISSING AND
TOUCHING AND STUFF.
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185. TOUCHING AND STUFF.
ARE YOU A BIG RELIGIOUS GUY,
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186. ARE YOU A BIG RELIGIOUS GUY,
OR ARE YOU A HARD-CORE ATHEIST,
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187. ARE YOU A BIG RELIGIOUS GUY,
OR ARE YOU A HARD-CORE ATHEIST,
NIHILIST, AGNOSTIC?
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188. OR ARE YOU A HARD-CORE ATHEIST,
NIHILIST, AGNOSTIC?
I THINK I'M AN ATHEIST.
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189. NIHILIST, AGNOSTIC?
I THINK I'M AN ATHEIST.
ATHEIST? YEAH.
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190. I THINK I'M AN ATHEIST.
ATHEIST? YEAH.
WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS WHEN
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191. ATHEIST? YEAH.
WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS WHEN
YOU DIE?
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192. WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS WHEN
YOU DIE?
YEAH, TIMOTHY LEARY SAID
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193. YOU DIE?
YEAH, TIMOTHY LEARY SAID
SOMETHING REALLY COOL ABOUT
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194. YEAH, TIMOTHY LEARY SAID
SOMETHING REALLY COOL ABOUT
DEATH.
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195. SOMETHING REALLY COOL ABOUT
DEATH.
HE SAID —
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196. DEATH.
HE SAID —
HE DID?
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197. HE SAID —
HE DID?
YEAH.
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198. HE DID?
YEAH.
YEAH.
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199. YEAH.
YEAH.
SO, WHEN WE DIE, THERE'S
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200. YEAH.
SO, WHEN WE DIE, THERE'S
BETWEEN 8 AND 12 MINUTES OF
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201. SO, WHEN WE DIE, THERE'S
BETWEEN 8 AND 12 MINUTES OF
BRAIN ACTIVITY WHEN YOUR HEART
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202. BETWEEN 8 AND 12 MINUTES OF
BRAIN ACTIVITY WHEN YOUR HEART
STOPS.
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203. BRAIN ACTIVITY WHEN YOUR HEART
STOPS.
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA...
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204. STOPS.
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA...
SO, TIMOTHY LEARY HAD SAID
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205. LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA...
SO, TIMOTHY LEARY HAD SAID
THAT HE WAS EXCITED TO SEE WHAT
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206. SO, TIMOTHY LEARY HAD SAID
THAT HE WAS EXCITED TO SEE WHAT
THAT IS WHEN YOU DIE...
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207. THAT HE WAS EXCITED TO SEE WHAT
THAT IS WHEN YOU DIE...
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA...
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208. THAT IS WHEN YOU DIE...
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA...
BECAUSE WHEN YOU DREAM,
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209. LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA...
BECAUSE WHEN YOU DREAM,
THERE'S ONLY SOMETHING LIKE A
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210. BECAUSE WHEN YOU DREAM,
THERE'S ONLY SOMETHING LIKE A
MINUTE AND A HALF TO TWO MINUTES
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211. THERE'S ONLY SOMETHING LIKE A
MINUTE AND A HALF TO TWO MINUTES
OF BRAIN ACTIVITY.
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212. MINUTE AND A HALF TO TWO MINUTES
OF BRAIN ACTIVITY.
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA...
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213. OF BRAIN ACTIVITY.
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA...
SO, 12 MINUTES COULD FEEL
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214. LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA...
SO, 12 MINUTES COULD FEEL
LIKE THIS ENDLESS DREAM.
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215. SO, 12 MINUTES COULD FEEL
LIKE THIS ENDLESS DREAM.
SO, I'M HOPING THAT I'LL DIE AND
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216. LIKE THIS ENDLESS DREAM.
SO, I'M HOPING THAT I'LL DIE AND
THEN I'LL JUST DREAM FOR
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217. SO, I'M HOPING THAT I'LL DIE AND
THEN I'LL JUST DREAM FOR
INFINITY.
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218. THEN I'LL JUST DREAM FOR
INFINITY.
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219. INFINITY.
AND WHY WEREN'T BLACK PEOPLE
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220. AND WHY WEREN'T BLACK PEOPLE
IN "LORD OF THE RINGS"?
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221. AND WHY WEREN'T BLACK PEOPLE
IN "LORD OF THE RINGS"?
LET'S GET DOWN TO IT.
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222. IN "LORD OF THE RINGS"?
LET'S GET DOWN TO IT.
I HAVE A THEORY ABOUT MOVIES.
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223. LET'S GET DOWN TO IT.
I HAVE A THEORY ABOUT MOVIES.
I THINK THAT WE SHOULD STOP
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224. I HAVE A THEORY ABOUT MOVIES.
I THINK THAT WE SHOULD STOP
PRODUCTION FOR A YEAR 'CAUSE
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225. I THINK THAT WE SHOULD STOP
PRODUCTION FOR A YEAR 'CAUSE
THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF I HAVEN'T
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226. PRODUCTION FOR A YEAR 'CAUSE
THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF I HAVEN'T
SEEN, BUT I'M NEVER GONNA CATCH
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227. THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF I HAVEN'T
SEEN, BUT I'M NEVER GONNA CATCH
UP ON IT IF PEOPLE KEEP ON
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228. SEEN, BUT I'M NEVER GONNA CATCH
UP ON IT IF PEOPLE KEEP ON
MAKING NEW MOVIES.
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229. UP ON IT IF PEOPLE KEEP ON
MAKING NEW MOVIES.
WHAT WOULD YOU WATCH IF YOU
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230. MAKING NEW MOVIES.
WHAT WOULD YOU WATCH IF YOU
HAD A YEAR OFF?
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231. WHAT WOULD YOU WATCH IF YOU
HAD A YEAR OFF?
"LORD OF THE RINGS."
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232. HAD A YEAR OFF?
"LORD OF THE RINGS."
YOU'VE NOT SEEN
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233. "LORD OF THE RINGS."
YOU'VE NOT SEEN
"LORD OF THE RINGS"?
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234. YOU'VE NOT SEEN
"LORD OF THE RINGS"?
NO.
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235. "LORD OF THE RINGS"?
NO.
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236. NO.
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237. GET ON IN THERE, DOM!
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238. THAT'S FINE. THAT'S FINE.
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239. YEAH, TOTALLY.
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240. I GOT TO WRITE YOU UP.
I'M SORRY.
WHAT?
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241. I'M SORRY.
WHAT?
IT'S LIKE A $500 TICKET.
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242. WHAT?
IT'S LIKE A $500 TICKET.
YEAH, I-I'M SORRY.
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243. IT'S LIKE A $500 TICKET.
YEAH, I-I'M SORRY.
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
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244. YEAH, I-I'M SORRY.
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
AND I WAS JUST STANDING THERE.
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245. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
AND I WAS JUST STANDING THERE.
THE RULES ARE THE RULES,
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246. AND I WAS JUST STANDING THERE.
THE RULES ARE THE RULES,
MA'AM.
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247. THE RULES ARE THE RULES,
MA'AM.
WHAT? I —
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248. MA'AM.
WHAT? I —
WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?
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249. WHAT? I —
WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?
I DIDN'T LEAVE THE CAR.
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250. WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?
I DIDN'T LEAVE THE CAR.
I THOUGHT IT WAS LEGAL.
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251. I DIDN'T LEAVE THE CAR.
I THOUGHT IT WAS LEGAL.
I live off tips.
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252. I THOUGHT IT WAS LEGAL.
I live off tips.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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253. I live off tips.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
YEAH.
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254. ARE YOU SERIOUS?
YEAH.
CAN YOU GIVE ME, LIKE, ANY
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255. YEAH.
CAN YOU GIVE ME, LIKE, ANY
MONEY?
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256. CAN YOU GIVE ME, LIKE, ANY
MONEY?
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257. OKAY, HERE TO SING ONE NOTE
BECAUSE THAT IS ALL WE COULD
AFFORD, R&B LEGEND
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258. BECAUSE THAT IS ALL WE COULD
AFFORD, R&B LEGEND
BRIAN McKNIGHT.
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259. AFFORD, R&B LEGEND
BRIAN McKNIGHT.
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260. COME HERE, BABY.
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261. I'M GONNA FEED YOU GOOD, YOU
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262. GIRLS.
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263. I LOVE MY GIRLS.
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264. THERE YOU GO, BABY.
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265. OH, NICE.
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