The Eric Andre Show 2x2

Directed by

Krysten Ritter as Self • Dominic Monaghan as Self • Brian McKnight as Self

Eric hunts ghosts in the crematory and later stars in a commercial for "Honey Time Bee Pollen."

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1. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, "THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW"! AHHHHHHHHHHH!

2. "THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW"! AHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHH!

3. AHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHH!

4. AHHHH! AHHHH!

5. AHHHH! AHHHHHH!

6. AHHHH! AHHHHHH! AHHHHHH!

7. AHHHHHH! AHHHHHH! AHHHH!

8. AHHHHHH! AHHHH! AH!

9. AHHHH! AH! UGH!

10. AH! UGH! AH! AHHHHHHHH!

11. UGH! AH! AHHHHHHHH! UNH!

12. UNH! UGH! UGH! UGH! UGH!

13. UGH! UGH! UGH! UGH! MOMMY, AM I PRETTY?

14. SO, UH...

15. SO, UH... HEY, WHAT'S UP WITH HANNIBAL,

16. SO, UH... HEY, WHAT'S UP WITH HANNIBAL, RIGHT?

17. HEY, WHAT'S UP WITH HANNIBAL, RIGHT? IT'S LIKE, SUCK MY

18. RIGHT? IT'S LIKE, SUCK MY MOTHER

19. IT'S LIKE, SUCK MY MOTHER [ LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE ]

20. MOTHER [ LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE ] HUH?

21. [ LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE ] HUH? HEY, CLOSE YOUR LEGS.

22. HUH? HEY, CLOSE YOUR LEGS. YOUR BREATH STINKS.

23. HEY, CLOSE YOUR LEGS. YOUR BREATH STINKS. AM I RIGHT, PEOPLE?

24. YOUR BREATH STINKS. AM I RIGHT, PEOPLE? [ LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE ]

25. AM I RIGHT, PEOPLE? [ LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE ] UGH.

26. [ LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE ] UGH. SPEAKING OF HANNIBAL...

27. UGH. SPEAKING OF HANNIBAL... WHAT?

28. SPEAKING OF HANNIBAL... WHAT? I RAN INTO HANNIBAL'S MOM

29. WHAT? I RAN INTO HANNIBAL'S MOM THE OTHER DAY, HUH?

30. I RAN INTO HANNIBAL'S MOM THE OTHER DAY, HUH? WH— HOLD ON, MAN.

31. THE OTHER DAY, HUH? WH— HOLD ON, MAN. [ ZIP! WHOOSH! ]

32. WH— HOLD ON, MAN. [ ZIP! WHOOSH! ] [ WHISTLE! ]

33. [ WHISTLE! ] NO. NO.

34. NO. NO. SERIOUSLY, MAN.

35. HEY.

36. YOU CAN PARK. IT'S TOTALLY FINE.

37. IT IS? YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. REALLY?

38. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. REALLY? YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

39. REALLY? YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. OKAY, GREAT. OH, THANKS.

40. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. OKAY, GREAT. OH, THANKS. YEAH, NO PROBLEM.

41. OKAY, GREAT. OH, THANKS. YEAH, NO PROBLEM. AWESOME.

42. YEAH, NO PROBLEM. AWESOME. HEY. YEAH, I'M SORRY.

43. AWESOME. HEY. YEAH, I'M SORRY. YOU GUYS CAN'T PARK HERE.

44. HEY. YEAH, I'M SORRY. YOU GUYS CAN'T PARK HERE. I'M GONNA HAVE TO WRITE YOU UP.

45. YOU GUYS CAN'T PARK HERE. I'M GONNA HAVE TO WRITE YOU UP. REALLY?

46. I'M GONNA HAVE TO WRITE YOU UP. REALLY? YEAH.

47. REALLY? YEAH. YOU JUST TOLD US THAT WE

48. YEAH. YOU JUST TOLD US THAT WE COULD PARK HERE.

49. YOU JUST TOLD US THAT WE COULD PARK HERE. I-I JUST — I CAN'T.

50. COULD PARK HERE. I-I JUST — I CAN'T. WHAT?

51. I-I JUST — I CAN'T. WHAT? IT'S IN THE SYSTEM.

52. WHAT? IT'S IN THE SYSTEM. I'M GONNA REPORT YOU, SO THAT

53. IT'S IN THE SYSTEM. I'M GONNA REPORT YOU, SO THAT WILL BE FINE FOR YOU.

54. I'M GONNA REPORT YOU, SO THAT WILL BE FINE FOR YOU.

55. WILL BE FINE FOR YOU.

56. OKAY.

57. OH

58. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU

59. KNOW HER FROM "BREAKING BAD."

60. PLEASE WELCOME KRYSTEN RITTER.

61. HEY. HI. HOW ARE YOU? I'M GOOD.

62. HI. HOW ARE YOU? I'M GOOD. DO I JUST SIT HERE?

63. I'M GOOD. DO I JUST SIT HERE? YEAH, SIT ON DOWN.

64. DO I JUST SIT HERE? YEAH, SIT ON DOWN.

65. YEAH, SIT ON DOWN.

66. YOU KNOW, IT SMELLS IN HERE.

67. YOU KNOW, IT SMELLS IN HERE. YEAH? WHAT'S IT SMELL LIKE?

68. YOU KNOW, IT SMELLS IN HERE. YEAH? WHAT'S IT SMELL LIKE? IS IT THIS CHAIR?

69. YEAH? WHAT'S IT SMELL LIKE? IS IT THIS CHAIR? YEAH, UM, LET ME GET TWO

70. IS IT THIS CHAIR? YEAH, UM, LET ME GET TWO TICKETS FOR CIRQUE DU SOLEIL

71. YEAH, UM, LET ME GET TWO TICKETS FOR CIRQUE DU SOLEIL TONIGHT.

72. TICKETS FOR CIRQUE DU SOLEIL TONIGHT. I THINK THE "ZUMANITY" SHOW.

73. TONIGHT. I THINK THE "ZUMANITY" SHOW. YEAH.

74. I THINK THE "ZUMANITY" SHOW. YEAH. OKAY.

75. YEAH. OKAY. 3816 7288 1049.

76. OKAY. 3816 7288 1049.

77. 3816 7288 1049. IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S NOTHING.

78. IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S NOTHING. I GET THEM AT WILL CALL?

79. IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S NOTHING. I GET THEM AT WILL CALL? THANK YOU.

80. I GET THEM AT WILL CALL? THANK YOU. SO, WHERE DID YOU, UH —

81. THANK YOU. SO, WHERE DID YOU, UH — WHERE —

82. YOU ARE FROM SHITSHINNY. SHICKSHINNY.

83. YOU ARE FROM SHITSHINNY. SHICKSHINNY. AND THEN YOU WERE A MODEL.

84. SHICKSHINNY. AND THEN YOU WERE A MODEL. I WAS A MODEL.

85. AND THEN YOU WERE A MODEL. I WAS A MODEL. YES, I WAS DISCOVERED AT THE

86. I WAS A MODEL. YES, I WAS DISCOVERED AT THE MALL WHEN I WAS 15 YEARS OLD.

87. YES, I WAS DISCOVERED AT THE MALL WHEN I WAS 15 YEARS OLD. OH MY GOD, THE SMELL, DUDE.

88. MALL WHEN I WAS 15 YEARS OLD. OH MY GOD, THE SMELL, DUDE. IT'S BAD.

89. OH MY GOD, THE SMELL, DUDE. IT'S BAD. IT'S REALLY BAD.

90. IT'S BAD. IT'S REALLY BAD. HEY, KRYSTEN, I CAN TAKE YOU

91. IT'S REALLY BAD. HEY, KRYSTEN, I CAN TAKE YOU TO A PLACE WHERE IT DOESN'T

92. HEY, KRYSTEN, I CAN TAKE YOU TO A PLACE WHERE IT DOESN'T SMELL LIKE THIS.

93. TO A PLACE WHERE IT DOESN'T SMELL LIKE THIS. I'M GOOD.

94. SMELL LIKE THIS. I'M GOOD. LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.

95. I'M GOOD. LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. YOU'VE DONE TELEVISION.

96. LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. YOU'VE DONE TELEVISION. YOU'VE DONE RADIO.

97. YOU'VE DONE TELEVISION. YOU'VE DONE RADIO. YOU'VE DONE MOVIES.

98. YOU'VE DONE RADIO. YOU'VE DONE MOVIES. DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE FOR ANY

99. YOU'VE DONE MOVIES. DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE FOR ANY UP-AND-COMERS TRYING TO BREAK

100. DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE FOR ANY UP-AND-COMERS TRYING TO BREAK INTO THE INDUSTRY OR...?

101. UP-AND-COMERS TRYING TO BREAK INTO THE INDUSTRY OR...? NO. I DON'T WANT TO.

102. INTO THE INDUSTRY OR...? NO. I DON'T WANT TO. NO.

103. NO. I DON'T WANT TO. NO. PLEASE?

104. NO. PLEASE? NO.

105. PLEASE? NO. I'M ACTING AS MY OWN PUBLICIST

106. NO. I'M ACTING AS MY OWN PUBLICIST TODAY, AND SHE SAYS NO.

107. I'M ACTING AS MY OWN PUBLICIST TODAY, AND SHE SAYS NO.

108. SO, BUKKAKE — IT'S WHEN A SIX JAPANESE BUSINESSMEN AND A ONE WOMAN LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH.

109. JAPANESE BUSINESSMEN AND A ONE WOMAN LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH.

110. WOMAN LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH. I'M MAKING A FUNNY FACE.

111. I'M MAKING A FUNNY FACE.

112. SO —

113. SO — UGH! AH!

114. SO — UGH! AH! GAH! OHH!

115. UGH! AH! GAH! OHH!

116. GAH! OHH! THERE'S GHOSTS EVERYWHERE!

117. THERE'S GHOSTS EVERYWHERE!

118. OKAY, AND WE ARE BACK WITH

119. OKAY, AND WE ARE BACK WITH KRYSTEN RITTER.

120. OKAY, AND WE ARE BACK WITH KRYSTEN RITTER.

121. KRYSTEN RITTER. I THINK WE GOT A CLIP OF, UH,

122. I THINK WE GOT A CLIP OF, UH, KRYSTEN'S NEW MOVIE.

123. I THINK WE GOT A CLIP OF, UH, KRYSTEN'S NEW MOVIE. DO YOU WANT TO SET THIS UP FOR

124. KRYSTEN'S NEW MOVIE. DO YOU WANT TO SET THIS UP FOR US?

125. DO YOU WANT TO SET THIS UP FOR US? KRYSTEN'S NEW MOVIE?

126. US? KRYSTEN'S NEW MOVIE? OH, THIS IS YOUR NEW MOVIE.

127. KRYSTEN'S NEW MOVIE? OH, THIS IS YOUR NEW MOVIE.

128. OH, MY GOD.

129. OH, MY GOD.

130. WOW, QUITE THE PERFORMANCE.

131. OH, MY GOD, TURN THIS OFF,

132. ERIC!

133. HER OWN WORST CRITIC.

134. OH, MY GOD. OH, MY —

135. I'M GONNA BE SICK. PLEASE.

136. I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT THIS.

137. IT'S NOT THAT BAD. IT'S A GREAT. IT'S A GREAT — OH, MY GOD.

138. IT'S A GREAT. IT'S A GREAT — OH, MY GOD. IT'S A GREAT FILM.

139. OH, MY GOD. IT'S A GREAT FILM. I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY AVOIDED

140. IT'S A GREAT FILM. I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY AVOIDED EVER SEEING THAT VIDEO FOR MY

141. I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY AVOIDED EVER SEEING THAT VIDEO FOR MY 31 YEARS ON THE PLANET, UNTIL

142. EVER SEEING THAT VIDEO FOR MY 31 YEARS ON THE PLANET, UNTIL RIGHT THIS SECOND.

143. 31 YEARS ON THE PLANET, UNTIL RIGHT THIS SECOND. THANK YOU.

144. RIGHT THIS SECOND. THANK YOU. THAT'S KRYSTEN RITTER,

145. THANK YOU. THAT'S KRYSTEN RITTER, EVERYBODY!

146. THAT'S KRYSTEN RITTER, EVERYBODY! COME ON! GIVE IT UP FOR HER!

147. EVERYBODY! COME ON! GIVE IT UP FOR HER!

148. IT'S TIME FOR "HANNIBAL'S PRETZELS."

149. FIRST WE HAVE ROLD GOLD. LET'S TRY THAT. THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.

150. LET'S TRY THAT. THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. THIS IS TINY TWIST RIGHT HERE.

151. THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. THIS IS TINY TWIST RIGHT HERE. ALL THESE ARE PRETTY GOOD.

152. THIS IS TINY TWIST RIGHT HERE. ALL THESE ARE PRETTY GOOD. WHAT — WHAT IS THIS SEGMENT?

153. ALL THESE ARE PRETTY GOOD. WHAT — WHAT IS THIS SEGMENT? "PRETZELS IS THE SAME."

154. WHAT — WHAT IS THIS SEGMENT? "PRETZELS IS THE SAME."

155. ALL RIGHT, IT'S TIME FOR "WACKY NEWSPAPER ARTICLES."

156. "WACKY NEWSPAPER ARTICLES." OKAY. WHAT DO WE GOT HERE?

157. OH, THESE BEES ARE HEAVY. OH, THESE BEES ARE HEAVY.

158. OH, THESE BEES ARE HEAVY. OH, THESE BEES ARE HEAVY. OH, THESE —

159. OH, THESE BEES ARE HEAVY. OH, THESE — THESE BEES ARE NOT SECURELY —

160. OH, THESE — THESE BEES ARE NOT SECURELY — OH, MY GOD!

161. THESE BEES ARE NOT SECURELY — OH, MY GOD! THERE'S A BEE IN MY SUIT!

162. OH, MY GOD! THERE'S A BEE IN MY SUIT! OH! OH!

163. THERE'S A BEE IN MY SUIT! OH! OH! AH! AH!

164. OH! OH! AH! AH! AHHH!

165. AH! AH! AHHH! OH, IT'S AFRICANIZED!

166. ALL RIGHT! MY NEXT GUEST — YOU KNOW HIM

167. MY NEXT GUEST — YOU KNOW HIM FROM "LORD OF THE RINGS" AND

168. MY NEXT GUEST — YOU KNOW HIM FROM "LORD OF THE RINGS" AND "LOST."

169. FROM "LORD OF THE RINGS" AND "LOST." PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR

170. "LOST." PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR DOMINIC MONAGHAN, EVERYBODY!

171. PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR DOMINIC MONAGHAN, EVERYBODY! [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

172. YEAH! THERE HE IS.

173. HAVE A SEAT. WHAT, ARE YOU JUST GONNA STAND?

174. WHAT, ARE YOU JUST GONNA STAND? ENOUGH!

175. STAND? ENOUGH! GET COMFORTABLE.

176. ENOUGH! GET COMFORTABLE. YEAH.

177. GET COMFORTABLE. YEAH. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S WEIRD.

178. YEAH. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S WEIRD. COOL.

179. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S WEIRD. COOL. YOU GOT TO FRENCH-KISS

180. COOL. YOU GOT TO FRENCH-KISS MEGAN FOX.

181. YOU GOT TO FRENCH-KISS MEGAN FOX. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS.

182. MEGAN FOX. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS. I DO A LOT OF KISSING AND

183. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS. I DO A LOT OF KISSING AND TOUCHING AND STUFF.

184. I DO A LOT OF KISSING AND TOUCHING AND STUFF.

185. TOUCHING AND STUFF. ARE YOU A BIG RELIGIOUS GUY,

186. ARE YOU A BIG RELIGIOUS GUY, OR ARE YOU A HARD-CORE ATHEIST,

187. ARE YOU A BIG RELIGIOUS GUY, OR ARE YOU A HARD-CORE ATHEIST, NIHILIST, AGNOSTIC?

188. OR ARE YOU A HARD-CORE ATHEIST, NIHILIST, AGNOSTIC? I THINK I'M AN ATHEIST.

189. NIHILIST, AGNOSTIC? I THINK I'M AN ATHEIST. ATHEIST? YEAH.

190. I THINK I'M AN ATHEIST. ATHEIST? YEAH. WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS WHEN

191. ATHEIST? YEAH. WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE?

192. WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE? YEAH, TIMOTHY LEARY SAID

193. YOU DIE? YEAH, TIMOTHY LEARY SAID SOMETHING REALLY COOL ABOUT

194. YEAH, TIMOTHY LEARY SAID SOMETHING REALLY COOL ABOUT DEATH.

195. SOMETHING REALLY COOL ABOUT DEATH. HE SAID —

196. DEATH. HE SAID — HE DID?

197. HE SAID — HE DID? YEAH.

198. HE DID? YEAH. YEAH.

199. YEAH. YEAH. SO, WHEN WE DIE, THERE'S

200. YEAH. SO, WHEN WE DIE, THERE'S BETWEEN 8 AND 12 MINUTES OF

201. SO, WHEN WE DIE, THERE'S BETWEEN 8 AND 12 MINUTES OF BRAIN ACTIVITY WHEN YOUR HEART

202. BETWEEN 8 AND 12 MINUTES OF BRAIN ACTIVITY WHEN YOUR HEART STOPS.

203. BRAIN ACTIVITY WHEN YOUR HEART STOPS. LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA...

204. STOPS. LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA... SO, TIMOTHY LEARY HAD SAID

205. LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA... SO, TIMOTHY LEARY HAD SAID THAT HE WAS EXCITED TO SEE WHAT

206. SO, TIMOTHY LEARY HAD SAID THAT HE WAS EXCITED TO SEE WHAT THAT IS WHEN YOU DIE...

207. THAT HE WAS EXCITED TO SEE WHAT THAT IS WHEN YOU DIE... LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA...

208. THAT IS WHEN YOU DIE... LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA... BECAUSE WHEN YOU DREAM,

209. LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA... BECAUSE WHEN YOU DREAM, THERE'S ONLY SOMETHING LIKE A

210. BECAUSE WHEN YOU DREAM, THERE'S ONLY SOMETHING LIKE A MINUTE AND A HALF TO TWO MINUTES

211. THERE'S ONLY SOMETHING LIKE A MINUTE AND A HALF TO TWO MINUTES OF BRAIN ACTIVITY.

212. MINUTE AND A HALF TO TWO MINUTES OF BRAIN ACTIVITY. LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA...

213. OF BRAIN ACTIVITY. LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA... SO, 12 MINUTES COULD FEEL

214. LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA... SO, 12 MINUTES COULD FEEL LIKE THIS ENDLESS DREAM.

215. SO, 12 MINUTES COULD FEEL LIKE THIS ENDLESS DREAM. SO, I'M HOPING THAT I'LL DIE AND

216. LIKE THIS ENDLESS DREAM. SO, I'M HOPING THAT I'LL DIE AND THEN I'LL JUST DREAM FOR

217. SO, I'M HOPING THAT I'LL DIE AND THEN I'LL JUST DREAM FOR INFINITY.

218. THEN I'LL JUST DREAM FOR INFINITY.

219. INFINITY. AND WHY WEREN'T BLACK PEOPLE

220. AND WHY WEREN'T BLACK PEOPLE IN "LORD OF THE RINGS"?

221. AND WHY WEREN'T BLACK PEOPLE IN "LORD OF THE RINGS"? LET'S GET DOWN TO IT.

222. IN "LORD OF THE RINGS"? LET'S GET DOWN TO IT. I HAVE A THEORY ABOUT MOVIES.

223. LET'S GET DOWN TO IT. I HAVE A THEORY ABOUT MOVIES. I THINK THAT WE SHOULD STOP

224. I HAVE A THEORY ABOUT MOVIES. I THINK THAT WE SHOULD STOP PRODUCTION FOR A YEAR 'CAUSE

225. I THINK THAT WE SHOULD STOP PRODUCTION FOR A YEAR 'CAUSE THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF I HAVEN'T

226. PRODUCTION FOR A YEAR 'CAUSE THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF I HAVEN'T SEEN, BUT I'M NEVER GONNA CATCH

227. THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF I HAVEN'T SEEN, BUT I'M NEVER GONNA CATCH UP ON IT IF PEOPLE KEEP ON

228. SEEN, BUT I'M NEVER GONNA CATCH UP ON IT IF PEOPLE KEEP ON MAKING NEW MOVIES.

229. UP ON IT IF PEOPLE KEEP ON MAKING NEW MOVIES. WHAT WOULD YOU WATCH IF YOU

230. MAKING NEW MOVIES. WHAT WOULD YOU WATCH IF YOU HAD A YEAR OFF?

231. WHAT WOULD YOU WATCH IF YOU HAD A YEAR OFF? "LORD OF THE RINGS."

232. HAD A YEAR OFF? "LORD OF THE RINGS." YOU'VE NOT SEEN

233. "LORD OF THE RINGS." YOU'VE NOT SEEN "LORD OF THE RINGS"?

234. YOU'VE NOT SEEN "LORD OF THE RINGS"? NO.

235. "LORD OF THE RINGS"? NO.

236. NO.

237. GET ON IN THERE, DOM!

238. THAT'S FINE. THAT'S FINE.

239. YEAH, TOTALLY.

240. I GOT TO WRITE YOU UP. I'M SORRY. WHAT?

241. I'M SORRY. WHAT? IT'S LIKE A $500 TICKET.

242. WHAT? IT'S LIKE A $500 TICKET. YEAH, I-I'M SORRY.

243. IT'S LIKE A $500 TICKET. YEAH, I-I'M SORRY. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

244. YEAH, I-I'M SORRY. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. AND I WAS JUST STANDING THERE.

245. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. AND I WAS JUST STANDING THERE. THE RULES ARE THE RULES,

246. AND I WAS JUST STANDING THERE. THE RULES ARE THE RULES, MA'AM.

247. THE RULES ARE THE RULES, MA'AM. WHAT? I —

248. MA'AM. WHAT? I — WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?

249. WHAT? I — WHAT IS THE PROBLEM? I DIDN'T LEAVE THE CAR.

250. WHAT IS THE PROBLEM? I DIDN'T LEAVE THE CAR. I THOUGHT IT WAS LEGAL.

251. I DIDN'T LEAVE THE CAR. I THOUGHT IT WAS LEGAL. I live off tips.

252. I THOUGHT IT WAS LEGAL. I live off tips. ARE YOU SERIOUS?

253. I live off tips. ARE YOU SERIOUS? YEAH.

254. ARE YOU SERIOUS? YEAH. CAN YOU GIVE ME, LIKE, ANY

255. YEAH. CAN YOU GIVE ME, LIKE, ANY MONEY?

256. CAN YOU GIVE ME, LIKE, ANY MONEY?

257. OKAY, HERE TO SING ONE NOTE BECAUSE THAT IS ALL WE COULD AFFORD, R&B LEGEND

258. BECAUSE THAT IS ALL WE COULD AFFORD, R&B LEGEND BRIAN McKNIGHT.

259. AFFORD, R&B LEGEND BRIAN McKNIGHT.

260. COME HERE, BABY.

261. I'M GONNA FEED YOU GOOD, YOU

262. GIRLS.

263. I LOVE MY GIRLS.

264. THERE YOU GO, BABY.

265. OH, NICE.