1. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
"THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW"!
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2. "THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW"!
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3. [ UP-TEMPO JAZZ PLAYS ]
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4. HA!
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5. WOODY ALLEN IS IN THE NEWS,
HUH?
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6. WOODY ALLEN IS IN THE NEWS,
HUH?
WELL, HE'S NOT, BUT I THINK HIS
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7. HUH?
WELL, HE'S NOT, BUT I THINK HIS
WHOLE EXISTENCE IS WEIRD.
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8. WELL, HE'S NOT, BUT I THINK HIS
WHOLE EXISTENCE IS WEIRD.
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9. WHOLE EXISTENCE IS WEIRD.
"MIDNIGHT IN PARIS" — GOOD.
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10. "MIDNIGHT IN PARIS" — GOOD.
UM, MARRYING YOUR
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11. "MIDNIGHT IN PARIS" — GOOD.
UM, MARRYING YOUR
STEPDAUGHTER — BAD.
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12. UM, MARRYING YOUR
STEPDAUGHTER — BAD.
ARE WE JUST COOL WITH THAT?
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13. STEPDAUGHTER — BAD.
ARE WE JUST COOL WITH THAT?
WE'RE COOL WITH WHAT HE'S LIVING
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14. ARE WE JUST COOL WITH THAT?
WE'RE COOL WITH WHAT HE'S LIVING
WITH?
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15. WE'RE COOL WITH WHAT HE'S LIVING
WITH?
I'M NOT. BOOM!
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16. WITH?
I'M NOT. BOOM!
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17. I'M NOT. BOOM!
REALLY TOPICAL HUMOR.
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18. REALLY TOPICAL HUMOR.
OH, MAN.
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19. REALLY TOPICAL HUMOR.
OH, MAN.
I WAS JOGGING DOWN THE STREET —
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20. OH, MAN.
I WAS JOGGING DOWN THE STREET —
NO, I WASN'T JOGGING, 'CAUSE I
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21. I WAS JOGGING DOWN THE STREET —
NO, I WASN'T JOGGING, 'CAUSE I
DON'T WORK OUT.
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22. NO, I WASN'T JOGGING, 'CAUSE I
DON'T WORK OUT.
I'D RATHER JUST LET THE CALORIES
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23. DON'T WORK OUT.
I'D RATHER JUST LET THE CALORIES
DO WHAT THEY WANT TO DO.
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24. I'D RATHER JUST LET THE CALORIES
DO WHAT THEY WANT TO DO.
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25. DO WHAT THEY WANT TO DO.
MAN, WE ARE KILLING IT!
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26. MAN, WE ARE KILLING IT!
NAH, MAN.
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27. MAN, WE ARE KILLING IT!
NAH, MAN.
I'M KILLING IT.
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28. NAH, MAN.
I'M KILLING IT.
TOMATO, TO-MAH-TO.
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29. I'M KILLING IT.
TOMATO, TO-MAH-TO.
LETTUCE, ONIONS, PICKLES,
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30. TOMATO, TO-MAH-TO.
LETTUCE, ONIONS, PICKLES,
KETCHUP, MAYONNAISE, MUSTARD.
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31. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT
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32. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT
GUEST — SINBAD!
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33. YAY. AH-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H...
DON'T BE SHY. DON'T BE SHY.
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34. DON'T BE SHY. DON'T BE SHY.
COME ON OUT.
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35. COME ON OUT.
WHAT'S HAPPENING, MAN?
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36. WHAT'S HAPPENING, MAN?
SINBAD!
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37. ASSALAMU ALAIKUM.
ALAIKUM SALAM.
ALL RIGHT. RIGHT ON.
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38. ALAIKUM SALAM.
ALL RIGHT. RIGHT ON.
HEY. WHAT'S UP?
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39. ALL RIGHT. RIGHT ON.
HEY. WHAT'S UP?
YOU GONNA STAND THERE THE WHOLE
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40. HEY. WHAT'S UP?
YOU GONNA STAND THERE THE WHOLE
TIME?
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41. YOU GONNA STAND THERE THE WHOLE
TIME?
YEAH.
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42. TIME?
YEAH.
YEAH.
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43. YEAH.
YEAH.
SINBAD.
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44. YEAH.
SINBAD.
ANY PUBLIC APOLOGIES YOU'D LIKE
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45. SINBAD.
ANY PUBLIC APOLOGIES YOU'D LIKE
TO MAKE REAL QUICK UP AT THE
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46. ANY PUBLIC APOLOGIES YOU'D LIKE
TO MAKE REAL QUICK UP AT THE
TOP?
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47. TO MAKE REAL QUICK UP AT THE
TOP?
UM, ANYBODY I'VE HURT IN MY
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48. TOP?
UM, ANYBODY I'VE HURT IN MY
LIFE.
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49. UM, ANYBODY I'VE HURT IN MY
LIFE.
YEAH.
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50. LIFE.
YEAH.
I SHOT A WOMAN ONCE.
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51. YEAH.
I SHOT A WOMAN ONCE.
DAMN.
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52. I SHOT A WOMAN ONCE.
DAMN.
YEAH.
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53. DAMN.
YEAH.
IT WAS A CLUB IN DENVER.
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54. YEAH.
IT WAS A CLUB IN DENVER.
YOU EVER BEEN ON ACID?
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55. IT WAS A CLUB IN DENVER.
YOU EVER BEEN ON ACID?
YEAH.
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56. YOU EVER BEEN ON ACID?
YEAH.
THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
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57. YEAH.
THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT.
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58. THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT.
I'M ON IT RIGHT NOW.
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59. TALKING ABOUT.
I'M ON IT RIGHT NOW.
THERE YOU GO.
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60. I'M ON IT RIGHT NOW.
THERE YOU GO.
WHAT'S THE WORST STAND-UP GIG
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61. THERE YOU GO.
WHAT'S THE WORST STAND-UP GIG
OF ALL TIME?
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62. WHAT'S THE WORST STAND-UP GIG
OF ALL TIME?
I DID — I THINK IT WAS A
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63. OF ALL TIME?
I DID — I THINK IT WAS A
WEDDING — OH, I DID A WEDDING.
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64. I DID — I THINK IT WAS A
WEDDING — OH, I DID A WEDDING.
THEY WOULDN'T LET ME HAVE A
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65. WEDDING — OH, I DID A WEDDING.
THEY WOULDN'T LET ME HAVE A
PLACE TO STAY, SO I HAD JUST
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66. THEY WOULDN'T LET ME HAVE A
PLACE TO STAY, SO I HAD JUST
ENOUGH MONEY TO STAY IN THIS
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67. PLACE TO STAY, SO I HAD JUST
ENOUGH MONEY TO STAY IN THIS
LITTLE HOLE-IN-THE-WALL PLACE.
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68. ENOUGH MONEY TO STAY IN THIS
LITTLE HOLE-IN-THE-WALL PLACE.
I DIDN'T REALIZE — THERE WAS A
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69. LITTLE HOLE-IN-THE-WALL PLACE.
I DIDN'T REALIZE — THERE WAS A
PIMP.
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70. I DIDN'T REALIZE — THERE WAS A
PIMP.
HE SAID, "I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
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71. PIMP.
HE SAID, "I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
I'LL PAY FOR YOUR ROOM, BUT YOU
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72. HE SAID, "I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
I'LL PAY FOR YOUR ROOM, BUT YOU
CAN'T BE HERE DURING THE DAY,
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73. I'LL PAY FOR YOUR ROOM, BUT YOU
CAN'T BE HERE DURING THE DAY,
'CAUSE THE GIRLS ARE GONNA USE
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74. CAN'T BE HERE DURING THE DAY,
'CAUSE THE GIRLS ARE GONNA USE
YOUR ROOM."
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75. 'CAUSE THE GIRLS ARE GONNA USE
YOUR ROOM."
WAIT. THE PIMP HOOKED IT UP?
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76. YOUR ROOM."
WAIT. THE PIMP HOOKED IT UP?
PIMP HOOKED ME UP.
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77. WAIT. THE PIMP HOOKED IT UP?
PIMP HOOKED ME UP.
AND HE CAME TO MY SHOW.
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78. PIMP HOOKED ME UP.
AND HE CAME TO MY SHOW.
YOU, OF COURSE, EITHER TOOK
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79. AND HE CAME TO MY SHOW.
YOU, OF COURSE, EITHER TOOK
THE SHEETS OFF OR SLEPT ON THE
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80. YOU, OF COURSE, EITHER TOOK
THE SHEETS OFF OR SLEPT ON THE
FLOOR, RIGHT?
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81. THE SHEETS OFF OR SLEPT ON THE
FLOOR, RIGHT?
MUST HAVE BEEN STINKY-ASS
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82. FLOOR, RIGHT?
MUST HAVE BEEN STINKY-ASS
SHEETS.
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83. MUST HAVE BEEN STINKY-ASS
SHEETS.
THAT ROOM GONNA BE JIZZED
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84. SHEETS.
THAT ROOM GONNA BE JIZZED
OUT, MAN.
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85. THAT ROOM GONNA BE JIZZED
OUT, MAN.
THAT ROOM GONNA BE REAL JIZZED
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86. OUT, MAN.
THAT ROOM GONNA BE REAL JIZZED
OUT.
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87. THAT ROOM GONNA BE REAL JIZZED
OUT.
THE ROOM HAD TO BE JIZZED
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88. OUT.
THE ROOM HAD TO BE JIZZED
OUT.
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89. THE ROOM HAD TO BE JIZZED
OUT.
WHAT WAS SINBAD'S SLEEPING
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90. OUT.
WHAT WAS SINBAD'S SLEEPING
SITUATION?
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91. WHAT WAS SINBAD'S SLEEPING
SITUATION?
NO.
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92. SITUATION?
NO.
IT HAD TO BE.
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93. NO.
IT HAD TO BE.
DID HE JUST BRING HIS OWN
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94. IT HAD TO BE.
DID HE JUST BRING HIS OWN
SHEETS OR DID HE SLEEP ON THE
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95. DID HE JUST BRING HIS OWN
SHEETS OR DID HE SLEEP ON THE
FLOOR?
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96. SHEETS OR DID HE SLEEP ON THE
FLOOR?
YOU GOT TO WORRY ABOUT THE
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97. FLOOR?
YOU GOT TO WORRY ABOUT THE
JIZZ.
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98. YOU GOT TO WORRY ABOUT THE
JIZZ.
YOU GOT TO WORRY ABOUT BEDBUGS.
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99. JIZZ.
YOU GOT TO WORRY ABOUT BEDBUGS.
NO, IT WASN'T — THEY WOULD
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100. YOU GOT TO WORRY ABOUT BEDBUGS.
NO, IT WASN'T — THEY WOULD
CLEAN IT, THE MAIDS.
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101. NO, IT WASN'T — THEY WOULD
CLEAN IT, THE MAIDS.
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102. CLEAN IT, THE MAIDS.
OH, IT'S TIME FOR THE WHEEL
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103. OH, IT'S TIME FOR THE WHEEL
OF PRIZES!
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104. OH, IT'S TIME FOR THE WHEEL
OF PRIZES!
ALL RIGHT!
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105. OF PRIZES!
ALL RIGHT!
YEAH.
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106. ALL RIGHT!
YEAH.
YEAH!
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107. YEAH.
YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
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108. YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
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109. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
ALL RIGHT.
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110. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO!
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111. ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO!
AH-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H...
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112. HERE WE GO!
AH-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H...
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
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113. AH-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H...
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
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114. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
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115. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
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116. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
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117. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH!
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118. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH!
OHH! OHH!
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119. YEAH!
OHH! OHH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
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120. OHH! OHH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
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121. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
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122. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
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123. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
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124. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YES! YES!
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125. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YES! YES!
YES!
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126. YEAH! YES! YES!
YES!
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127. YES!
COME ON. COME ON.
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128. COME ON. COME ON.
COME O— YEAH!
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129. COME ON. COME ON.
COME O— YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
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130. COME O— YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
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131. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
I'LL JUST MOVE TO
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132. I'LL JUST MOVE TO
NORTH KOREA.
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133. I'LL JUST MOVE TO
NORTH KOREA.
I'LL JUST MOVE.
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134. NORTH KOREA.
I'LL JUST MOVE.
I'LL JUST MOVE TO NORTH KOREA.
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135. I'LL JUST MOVE.
I'LL JUST MOVE TO NORTH KOREA.
OKAY?
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136. I'LL JUST MOVE TO NORTH KOREA.
OKAY?
OKAY.
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137. OKAY?
OKAY.
OKAY. OKAY.
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138. OKAY.
OKAY. OKAY.
OKAY.
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139. OKAY. OKAY.
OKAY.
I'LL JUST MOVE TO
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140. OKAY.
I'LL JUST MOVE TO
NORTH KOREA.
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141. I'LL JUST MOVE TO
NORTH KOREA.
OKAY.
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142. NORTH KOREA.
OKAY.
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143. AH. PERFECT.
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144. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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145. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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146. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
AAH!
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147. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
AAH!
GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR!
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148. AAH!
GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR!
GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR!
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149. GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR!
GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR!
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150. GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR!
I'M NOT GOING TO JAIL TWICE FOR
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151. I'M NOT GOING TO JAIL TWICE FOR
TWO BITS.
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152. I'M NOT GOING TO JAIL TWICE FOR
TWO BITS.
TALK TO THE SECURITY
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153. TWO BITS.
TALK TO THE SECURITY
GUARD AND TALK TO THE COPS.
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154. TALK TO THE SECURITY
GUARD AND TALK TO THE COPS.
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155. GUARD AND TALK TO THE COPS.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT
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156. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT
GUEST — THE HULK!
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157. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT
GUEST — THE HULK!
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158. GUEST — THE HULK!
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159. YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE BEFORE?
YEAH, I'VE BEEN IN LOVE.
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN IN LOVE.
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160. YEAH, I'VE BEEN IN LOVE.
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN IN LOVE.
I'VE BEEN IN LOVE.
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161. YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN IN LOVE.
I'VE BEEN IN LOVE.
I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT...
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162. I'VE BEEN IN LOVE.
I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT...
YEAH.
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163. I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT...
YEAH.
WHEN DID YOU LOSE YOUR
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164. YEAH.
WHEN DID YOU LOSE YOUR
VIRGINITY?
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165. WHEN DID YOU LOSE YOUR
VIRGINITY?
WHEN I WAS, UH, 22.
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166. VIRGINITY?
WHEN I WAS, UH, 22.
YEAH? WHAT WAS IT LIKE?
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167. WHEN I WAS, UH, 22.
YEAH? WHAT WAS IT LIKE?
IT WAS PRETTY COOL, YOU KNOW?
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168. YEAH? WHAT WAS IT LIKE?
IT WAS PRETTY COOL, YOU KNOW?
SHE, UH...
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169. IT WAS PRETTY COOL, YOU KNOW?
SHE, UH...
WENT TO AMSTERDAM.
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170. SHE, UH...
WENT TO AMSTERDAM.
I ACTUALLY WENT TO AMSTERDAM.
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171. WENT TO AMSTERDAM.
I ACTUALLY WENT TO AMSTERDAM.
YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY TO A
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172. I ACTUALLY WENT TO AMSTERDAM.
YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY TO A
PROSTITUTE?
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173. YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY TO A
PROSTITUTE?
YES, I DID.
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174. PROSTITUTE?
YES, I DID.
YOU'RE ASKING SOME DOPE
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175. YES, I DID.
YOU'RE ASKING SOME DOPE
QUESTIONS, MAN.
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176. YOU'RE ASKING SOME DOPE
QUESTIONS, MAN.
AND SHE GAVE YOU A BLOW JOB
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177. QUESTIONS, MAN.
AND SHE GAVE YOU A BLOW JOB
WITH A CONDOM ON?
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178. AND SHE GAVE YOU A BLOW JOB
WITH A CONDOM ON?
YES.
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179. WITH A CONDOM ON?
YES.
YEAH, I'VE BEEN THERE.
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180. YES.
YEAH, I'VE BEEN THERE.
I HAVE BEEN THERE BEFORE.
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181. YEAH, I'VE BEEN THERE.
I HAVE BEEN THERE BEFORE.
DESCRIBE — DESCRIBE THE EVENT.
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182. I HAVE BEEN THERE BEFORE.
DESCRIBE — DESCRIBE THE EVENT.
SOME FUN TIMES. FUN TIMES.
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183. DESCRIBE — DESCRIBE THE EVENT.
SOME FUN TIMES. FUN TIMES.
YOU CAN GET GRAPHIC.
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184. SOME FUN TIMES. FUN TIMES.
YOU CAN GET GRAPHIC.
THIS IS AFTER HOURS.
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185. YOU CAN GET GRAPHIC.
THIS IS AFTER HOURS.
OH, AFTER HOURS.
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186. THIS IS AFTER HOURS.
OH, AFTER HOURS.
WELL, I MEAN, I JUST...
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187. OH, AFTER HOURS.
WELL, I MEAN, I JUST...
WELL, I MEAN, UH...
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188. WELL, I MEAN, I JUST...
WELL, I MEAN, UH...
SHE FIRST TOOK OFF HER CLOTHES,
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189. WELL, I MEAN, UH...
SHE FIRST TOOK OFF HER CLOTHES,
AND THEN...
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190. SHE FIRST TOOK OFF HER CLOTHES,
AND THEN...
SHE PUT, LIKE, THE CONDOM ON
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191. AND THEN...
SHE PUT, LIKE, THE CONDOM ON
AND, UH, SHE, UH, YOU KNOW, SHE
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192. SHE PUT, LIKE, THE CONDOM ON
AND, UH, SHE, UH, YOU KNOW, SHE
WENT AHEAD AND... DID SHE —
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193. AND, UH, SHE, UH, YOU KNOW, SHE
WENT AHEAD AND... DID SHE —
WHAT — DID, UH... WHAT, YOU
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194. WENT AHEAD AND... DID SHE —
WHAT — DID, UH... WHAT, YOU
KNOW, SHE WAS PAID TO DO, YOU
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195. WHAT — DID, UH... WHAT, YOU
KNOW, SHE WAS PAID TO DO, YOU
KNOW?
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196. KNOW, SHE WAS PAID TO DO, YOU
KNOW?
SHE WAS PAID TO DO, UH...
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197. KNOW?
SHE WAS PAID TO DO, UH...
WHICH IS?
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198. SHE WAS PAID TO DO, UH...
WHICH IS?
A GOOD JOB OF, UH...
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199. WHICH IS?
A GOOD JOB OF, UH...
SEX?
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200. A GOOD JOB OF, UH...
SEX?
THE HULK, EVERYBODY!
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201. SEX?
THE HULK, EVERYBODY!
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202. A LONG TIME AGO!
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203. A LONG TIME AGO!
IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY!
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204. A LONG TIME AGO!
IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY!
DARTH VADER CAPTURES
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205. IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY!
DARTH VADER CAPTURES
PRINCESS LEIA AND HAS STOLEN
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206. DARTH VADER CAPTURES
PRINCESS LEIA AND HAS STOLEN
PLANS FOR THE DEATH STAR!
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207. PRINCESS LEIA AND HAS STOLEN
PLANS FOR THE DEATH STAR!
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT,
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208. PLANS FOR THE DEATH STAR!
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT,
YELLOW HOODIE?
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209. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT,
YELLOW HOODIE?
YOU SPECIFICALLY!
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210. YELLOW HOODIE?
YOU SPECIFICALLY!
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211. YOU SPECIFICALLY!
HE ACCIDENTALLY TRIGGERS A
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212. HE ACCIDENTALLY TRIGGERS A
MESSAGE FROM THE PRINCESS LEIA!
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213. HE ACCIDENTALLY TRIGGERS A
MESSAGE FROM THE PRINCESS LEIA!
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214. MESSAGE FROM THE PRINCESS LEIA!
YOU'RE A ROBOT!
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215. YOU'RE A ROBOT!
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING!
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216. YOU'RE A ROBOT!
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING!
SPECIFIC—
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217. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING!
SPECIFIC—
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218. SPECIFIC—
SPECIFICALLY!
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219. SPECIFICALLY!
[ LOW-PITCHED FEEDBACK ]
I'M TALKING A LITTLE BIT OF
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220. [ LOW-PITCHED FEEDBACK ]
I'M TALKING A LITTLE BIT OF
BOBA FETT!
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221. I'M TALKING A LITTLE BIT OF
BOBA FETT!
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222. BOBA FETT!
BEN KENOBI ALLOWED HIMSELF TO BE
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223. BEN KENOBI ALLOWED HIMSELF TO BE
KILLED!
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224. BEN KENOBI ALLOWED HIMSELF TO BE
KILLED!
CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT?
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225. KILLED!
CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT?
WE ALL KNOW THA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A...
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226. CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT?
WE ALL KNOW THA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A...
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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227. WE ALL KNOW THA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A...
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-T!
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228. [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-T!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS NEXT
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229. A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-T!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS NEXT
GUEST WAS NOT EASY TO GET.
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230. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS NEXT
GUEST WAS NOT EASY TO GET.
LIVING LEGEND, COMEDY ICON —
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231. GUEST WAS NOT EASY TO GET.
LIVING LEGEND, COMEDY ICON —
MR. JERRY SEINFELD, EVERYBODY!
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232. JERRY SEINFELD.
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233. JERRY SEINFELD.
JERRY SEINFELD. JERRY SEINFELD.
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234. JERRY SEINFELD. JERRY SEINFELD.
JERRY SEINFELD. JERRY SEINFELD.
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235. MAN, I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING,
MAN.
THE AIRPLANE, MAN, IT'S ALL
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236. MAN.
THE AIRPLANE, MAN, IT'S ALL
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237. THE AIRPLANE, MAN, IT'S ALL
MAN, I PAID $5,000 TO FLY FROM
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238. MAN, I PAID $5,000 TO FLY FROM
NEW YORK TO LOS ANGELES, MAN.
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239. MAN, I PAID $5,000 TO FLY FROM
NEW YORK TO LOS ANGELES, MAN.
ALL I GOT FOR IT IS PEANUTS AND
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240. NEW YORK TO LOS ANGELES, MAN.
ALL I GOT FOR IT IS PEANUTS AND
P-PIZZA, MAN!
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241. ALL I GOT FOR IT IS PEANUTS AND
P-PIZZA, MAN!
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242. P-PIZZA, MAN!
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243. MAN, I'M PISSED OFF, MAN.
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244. MAN, I'M PISSED OFF, MAN.
THEY CLASHED MY ASS, MAN.
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245. MAN, I'M PISSED OFF, MAN.
THEY CLASHED MY ASS, MAN.
MY ASS!
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246. THEY CLASHED MY ASS, MAN.
MY ASS!
IT, MAN.
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247. MY ASS!
IT, MAN.
I'M PISSED OFF.
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248. IT, MAN.
I'M PISSED OFF.
MAN, I'M GOING BACK TO NEW YORK,
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249. I'M PISSED OFF.
MAN, I'M GOING BACK TO NEW YORK,
MAN.
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250. MAN, I'M GOING BACK TO NEW YORK,
MAN.
DUDES, I'M SO PISSED, I CAN'T
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251. MAN.
DUDES, I'M SO PISSED, I CAN'T
EVEN TALK RIGHT NOW.
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252. DUDES, I'M SO PISSED, I CAN'T
EVEN TALK RIGHT NOW.
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253. EVEN TALK RIGHT NOW.
[ SPAGHETTI-WESTERN MUSIC
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254. HEY.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE SHOW?
MM, OKAY.
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255. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE SHOW?
MM, OKAY.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ERIC ANDRE?
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256. MM, OKAY.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ERIC ANDRE?
I GUESS HE LIKES BOYS RATHER
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257. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ERIC ANDRE?
I GUESS HE LIKES BOYS RATHER
THAN GIRLS.
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258. I GUESS HE LIKES BOYS RATHER
THAN GIRLS.
YEAH.
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259. THAN GIRLS.
YEAH.
WELL, HEY, TO EACH HIS OWN.
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260. YEAH.
WELL, HEY, TO EACH HIS OWN.
I GUESS SO.
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261. WELL, HEY, TO EACH HIS OWN.
I GUESS SO.
CAN I GET A LITTLE KISS?
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262. I GUESS SO.
CAN I GET A LITTLE KISS?
OKAY.
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263. CAN I GET A LITTLE KISS?
OKAY.
MWAH!
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264. OKAY.
MWAH!
MWAH.
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265. MWAH!
MWAH.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE
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266. MWAH.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE
WELCOME TAP-DANCING SENSATION
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267. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE
WELCOME TAP-DANCING SENSATION
SAVION GLOVER!
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268. WELCOME TAP-DANCING SENSATION
SAVION GLOVER!
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269. SAVION GLOVER!
[ DOWN-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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270. [ GRUNTING, SCREAMING ]
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271. RUSSELL BRAND HERE.
AS I WAS SAYING...
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272. DON'T LET YOUR COMPUTER JUST
SLEEP.
UNPLUG IT.
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273. SLEEP.
UNPLUG IT.
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