1.  LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
"THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW"!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
2.  "THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW"!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
3.  [ UP-TEMPO JAZZ PLAYS ]Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
4.  HA!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
5.  WOODY ALLEN IS IN THE NEWS,
HUH?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
6.  WOODY ALLEN IS IN THE NEWS,
HUH?
WELL, HE'S NOT, BUT I THINK HISCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
7.  HUH?
WELL, HE'S NOT, BUT I THINK HIS
WHOLE EXISTENCE IS WEIRD.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
8.  WELL, HE'S NOT, BUT I THINK HIS
WHOLE EXISTENCE IS WEIRD.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
9.  WHOLE EXISTENCE IS WEIRD.
"MIDNIGHT IN PARIS" — GOOD.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
10.  "MIDNIGHT IN PARIS" — GOOD.
UM, MARRYING YOURCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
11.  "MIDNIGHT IN PARIS" — GOOD.
UM, MARRYING YOUR
STEPDAUGHTER — BAD.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
12.  UM, MARRYING YOUR
STEPDAUGHTER — BAD.
ARE WE JUST COOL WITH THAT?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
13.  STEPDAUGHTER — BAD.
ARE WE JUST COOL WITH THAT?
WE'RE COOL WITH WHAT HE'S LIVINGCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
14.  ARE WE JUST COOL WITH THAT?
WE'RE COOL WITH WHAT HE'S LIVING
WITH?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
15.  WE'RE COOL WITH WHAT HE'S LIVING
WITH?
I'M NOT. BOOM!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
16.  WITH?
I'M NOT. BOOM!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
17.  I'M NOT. BOOM!
REALLY TOPICAL HUMOR.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
18.  REALLY TOPICAL HUMOR.
OH, MAN.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
19.  REALLY TOPICAL HUMOR.
OH, MAN.
I WAS JOGGING DOWN THE STREET —Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
20.  OH, MAN.
I WAS JOGGING DOWN THE STREET —
NO, I WASN'T JOGGING, 'CAUSE ICopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
21.  I WAS JOGGING DOWN THE STREET —
NO, I WASN'T JOGGING, 'CAUSE I
DON'T WORK OUT.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
22.  NO, I WASN'T JOGGING, 'CAUSE I
DON'T WORK OUT.
I'D RATHER JUST LET THE CALORIESCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
23.  DON'T WORK OUT.
I'D RATHER JUST LET THE CALORIES
DO WHAT THEY WANT TO DO.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
24.  I'D RATHER JUST LET THE CALORIES
DO WHAT THEY WANT TO DO.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
25.  DO WHAT THEY WANT TO DO.
MAN, WE ARE KILLING IT!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
26.  MAN, WE ARE KILLING IT!
NAH, MAN.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
27.  MAN, WE ARE KILLING IT!
NAH, MAN.
I'M KILLING IT.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
28.  NAH, MAN.
I'M KILLING IT.
TOMATO, TO-MAH-TO.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
29.  I'M KILLING IT.
TOMATO, TO-MAH-TO.
LETTUCE, ONIONS, PICKLES,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
30.  TOMATO, TO-MAH-TO.
LETTUCE, ONIONS, PICKLES,
KETCHUP, MAYONNAISE, MUSTARD.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
31.  LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXTCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
32.  LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT
GUEST — SINBAD!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
33.  YAY. AH-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H...
DON'T BE SHY. DON'T BE SHY.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
34.  DON'T BE SHY. DON'T BE SHY.
COME ON OUT.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
35.  COME ON OUT.
WHAT'S HAPPENING, MAN?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
36.  WHAT'S HAPPENING, MAN?
SINBAD!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
37.  ASSALAMU ALAIKUM.
ALAIKUM SALAM.
ALL RIGHT. RIGHT ON.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
38.  ALAIKUM SALAM.
ALL RIGHT. RIGHT ON.
HEY. WHAT'S UP?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
39.  ALL RIGHT. RIGHT ON.
HEY. WHAT'S UP?
YOU GONNA STAND THERE THE WHOLECopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
40.  HEY. WHAT'S UP?
YOU GONNA STAND THERE THE WHOLE
TIME?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
41.  YOU GONNA STAND THERE THE WHOLE
TIME?
YEAH.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
42.  TIME?
YEAH.
YEAH.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
43.  YEAH.
YEAH.
SINBAD.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
44.  YEAH.
SINBAD.
ANY PUBLIC APOLOGIES YOU'D LIKECopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
45.  SINBAD.
ANY PUBLIC APOLOGIES YOU'D LIKE
TO MAKE REAL QUICK UP AT THECopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
46.  ANY PUBLIC APOLOGIES YOU'D LIKE
TO MAKE REAL QUICK UP AT THE
TOP?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
47.  TO MAKE REAL QUICK UP AT THE
TOP?
UM, ANYBODY I'VE HURT IN MYCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
48.  TOP?
UM, ANYBODY I'VE HURT IN MY
LIFE.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
49.  UM, ANYBODY I'VE HURT IN MY
LIFE.
YEAH.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
50.  LIFE.
YEAH.
I SHOT A WOMAN ONCE.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
51.  YEAH.
I SHOT A WOMAN ONCE.
DAMN.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
52.  I SHOT A WOMAN ONCE.
DAMN.
YEAH.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
53.  DAMN.
YEAH.
IT WAS A CLUB IN DENVER.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
54.  YEAH.
IT WAS A CLUB IN DENVER.
YOU EVER BEEN ON ACID?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
55.  IT WAS A CLUB IN DENVER.
YOU EVER BEEN ON ACID?
YEAH.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
56.  YOU EVER BEEN ON ACID?
YEAH.
THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I'MCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
57.  YEAH.
THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
58.  THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT.
I'M ON IT RIGHT NOW.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
59.  TALKING ABOUT.
I'M ON IT RIGHT NOW.
THERE YOU GO.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
60.  I'M ON IT RIGHT NOW.
THERE YOU GO.
WHAT'S THE WORST STAND-UP GIGCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
61.  THERE YOU GO.
WHAT'S THE WORST STAND-UP GIG
OF ALL TIME?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
62.  WHAT'S THE WORST STAND-UP GIG
OF ALL TIME?
I DID — I THINK IT WAS ACopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
63.  OF ALL TIME?
I DID — I THINK IT WAS A
WEDDING — OH, I DID A WEDDING.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
64.  I DID — I THINK IT WAS A
WEDDING — OH, I DID A WEDDING.
THEY WOULDN'T LET ME HAVE ACopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
65.  WEDDING — OH, I DID A WEDDING.
THEY WOULDN'T LET ME HAVE A
PLACE TO STAY, SO I HAD JUSTCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
66.  THEY WOULDN'T LET ME HAVE A
PLACE TO STAY, SO I HAD JUST
ENOUGH MONEY TO STAY IN THISCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
67.  PLACE TO STAY, SO I HAD JUST
ENOUGH MONEY TO STAY IN THIS
LITTLE HOLE-IN-THE-WALL PLACE.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
68.  ENOUGH MONEY TO STAY IN THIS
LITTLE HOLE-IN-THE-WALL PLACE.
I DIDN'T REALIZE — THERE WAS ACopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
69.  LITTLE HOLE-IN-THE-WALL PLACE.
I DIDN'T REALIZE — THERE WAS A
PIMP.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
70.  I DIDN'T REALIZE — THERE WAS A
PIMP.
HE SAID, "I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
71.  PIMP.
HE SAID, "I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
I'LL PAY FOR YOUR ROOM, BUT YOUCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
72.  HE SAID, "I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
I'LL PAY FOR YOUR ROOM, BUT YOU
CAN'T BE HERE DURING THE DAY,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
73.  I'LL PAY FOR YOUR ROOM, BUT YOU
CAN'T BE HERE DURING THE DAY,
'CAUSE THE GIRLS ARE GONNA USECopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
74.  CAN'T BE HERE DURING THE DAY,
'CAUSE THE GIRLS ARE GONNA USE
YOUR ROOM."Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
75.  'CAUSE THE GIRLS ARE GONNA USE
YOUR ROOM."
WAIT. THE PIMP HOOKED IT UP?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
76.  YOUR ROOM."
WAIT. THE PIMP HOOKED IT UP?
PIMP HOOKED ME UP.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
77.  WAIT. THE PIMP HOOKED IT UP?
PIMP HOOKED ME UP.
AND HE CAME TO MY SHOW.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
78.  PIMP HOOKED ME UP.
AND HE CAME TO MY SHOW.
YOU, OF COURSE, EITHER TOOKCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
79.  AND HE CAME TO MY SHOW.
YOU, OF COURSE, EITHER TOOK
THE SHEETS OFF OR SLEPT ON THECopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
80.  YOU, OF COURSE, EITHER TOOK
THE SHEETS OFF OR SLEPT ON THE
FLOOR, RIGHT?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
81.  THE SHEETS OFF OR SLEPT ON THE
FLOOR, RIGHT?
MUST HAVE BEEN STINKY-ASSCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
82.  FLOOR, RIGHT?
MUST HAVE BEEN STINKY-ASS
SHEETS.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
83.  MUST HAVE BEEN STINKY-ASS
SHEETS.
THAT ROOM GONNA BE JIZZEDCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
84.  SHEETS.
THAT ROOM GONNA BE JIZZED
OUT, MAN.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
85.  THAT ROOM GONNA BE JIZZED
OUT, MAN.
THAT ROOM GONNA BE REAL JIZZEDCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
86.  OUT, MAN.
THAT ROOM GONNA BE REAL JIZZED
OUT.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
87.  THAT ROOM GONNA BE REAL JIZZED
OUT.
THE ROOM HAD TO BE JIZZEDCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
88.  OUT.
THE ROOM HAD TO BE JIZZED
OUT.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
89.  THE ROOM HAD TO BE JIZZED
OUT.
WHAT WAS SINBAD'S SLEEPINGCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
90.  OUT.
WHAT WAS SINBAD'S SLEEPING
SITUATION?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
91.  WHAT WAS SINBAD'S SLEEPING
SITUATION?
NO.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
92.  SITUATION?
NO.
IT HAD TO BE.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
93.  NO.
IT HAD TO BE.
DID HE JUST BRING HIS OWNCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
94.  IT HAD TO BE.
DID HE JUST BRING HIS OWN
SHEETS OR DID HE SLEEP ON THECopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
95.  DID HE JUST BRING HIS OWN
SHEETS OR DID HE SLEEP ON THE
FLOOR?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
96.  SHEETS OR DID HE SLEEP ON THE
FLOOR?
YOU GOT TO WORRY ABOUT THECopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
97.  FLOOR?
YOU GOT TO WORRY ABOUT THE
JIZZ.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
98.  YOU GOT TO WORRY ABOUT THE
JIZZ.
YOU GOT TO WORRY ABOUT BEDBUGS.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
99.  JIZZ.
YOU GOT TO WORRY ABOUT BEDBUGS.
NO, IT WASN'T — THEY WOULDCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
100.  YOU GOT TO WORRY ABOUT BEDBUGS.
NO, IT WASN'T — THEY WOULD
CLEAN IT, THE MAIDS.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
101.  NO, IT WASN'T — THEY WOULD
CLEAN IT, THE MAIDS.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
102.  CLEAN IT, THE MAIDS.
OH, IT'S TIME FOR THE WHEELCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
103.  OH, IT'S TIME FOR THE WHEEL
OF PRIZES!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
104.  OH, IT'S TIME FOR THE WHEEL
OF PRIZES!
ALL RIGHT!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
105.  OF PRIZES!
ALL RIGHT!
YEAH.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
106.  ALL RIGHT!
YEAH.
YEAH!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
107.  YEAH.
YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
108.  YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
109.  YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
ALL RIGHT.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
110.  YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
111.  ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO!
AH-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
112.  HERE WE GO!
AH-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H...
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
113.  AH-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H...
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
114.  YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
115.  YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
116.  YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
117.  YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
118.  YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH!
OHH! OHH!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
119.  YEAH!
OHH! OHH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
120.  OHH! OHH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
121.  YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
122.  YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
123.  YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
124.  YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YES! YES!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
125.  YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YES! YES!
YES!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
126.  YEAH! YES! YES!
YES!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
127.  YES!
COME ON. COME ON.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
128.  COME ON. COME ON.
COME O— YEAH!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
129.  COME ON. COME ON.
COME O— YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
130.  COME O— YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
131.  YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
I'LL JUST MOVE TOCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
132.  I'LL JUST MOVE TO
NORTH KOREA.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
133.  I'LL JUST MOVE TO
NORTH KOREA.
I'LL JUST MOVE.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
134.  NORTH KOREA.
I'LL JUST MOVE.
I'LL JUST MOVE TO NORTH KOREA.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
135.  I'LL JUST MOVE.
I'LL JUST MOVE TO NORTH KOREA.
OKAY?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
136.  I'LL JUST MOVE TO NORTH KOREA.
OKAY?
OKAY.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
137.  OKAY?
OKAY.
OKAY. OKAY.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
138.  OKAY.
OKAY. OKAY.
OKAY.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
139.  OKAY. OKAY.
OKAY.
I'LL JUST MOVE TOCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
140.  OKAY.
I'LL JUST MOVE TO
NORTH KOREA.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
141.  I'LL JUST MOVE TO
NORTH KOREA.
OKAY.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
142.  NORTH KOREA.
OKAY.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
143.  AH. PERFECT.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
144.  HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
145.  HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
146.  HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
AAH!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
147.  WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
AAH!
GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
148.  AAH!
GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR!
GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
149.  GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR!
GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
150.  GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR!
I'M NOT GOING TO JAIL TWICE FORCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
151.  I'M NOT GOING TO JAIL TWICE FOR
TWO BITS.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
152.  I'M NOT GOING TO JAIL TWICE FOR
TWO BITS.
TALK TO THE SECURITYCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
153.  TWO BITS.
TALK TO THE SECURITY
GUARD AND TALK TO THE COPS.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
154.  TALK TO THE SECURITY
GUARD AND TALK TO THE COPS.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
155.  GUARD AND TALK TO THE COPS.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXTCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
156.  LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT
GUEST — THE HULK!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
157.  LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT
GUEST — THE HULK!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
158.  GUEST — THE HULK!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
159.  YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE BEFORE?
YEAH, I'VE BEEN IN LOVE.
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN IN LOVE.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
160.  YEAH, I'VE BEEN IN LOVE.
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN IN LOVE.
I'VE BEEN IN LOVE.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
161.  YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN IN LOVE.
I'VE BEEN IN LOVE.
I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
162.  I'VE BEEN IN LOVE.
I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT...
YEAH.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
163.  I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT...
YEAH.
WHEN DID YOU LOSE YOURCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
164.  YEAH.
WHEN DID YOU LOSE YOUR
VIRGINITY?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
165.  WHEN DID YOU LOSE YOUR
VIRGINITY?
WHEN I WAS, UH, 22.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
166.  VIRGINITY?
WHEN I WAS, UH, 22.
YEAH? WHAT WAS IT LIKE?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
167.  WHEN I WAS, UH, 22.
YEAH? WHAT WAS IT LIKE?
IT WAS PRETTY COOL, YOU KNOW?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
168.  YEAH? WHAT WAS IT LIKE?
IT WAS PRETTY COOL, YOU KNOW?
SHE, UH...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
169.  IT WAS PRETTY COOL, YOU KNOW?
SHE, UH...
WENT TO AMSTERDAM.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
170.  SHE, UH...
WENT TO AMSTERDAM.
I ACTUALLY WENT TO AMSTERDAM.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
171.  WENT TO AMSTERDAM.
I ACTUALLY WENT TO AMSTERDAM.
YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY TO ACopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
172.  I ACTUALLY WENT TO AMSTERDAM.
YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY TO A
PROSTITUTE?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
173.  YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY TO A
PROSTITUTE?
YES, I DID.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
174.  PROSTITUTE?
YES, I DID.
YOU'RE ASKING SOME DOPECopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
175.  YES, I DID.
YOU'RE ASKING SOME DOPE
QUESTIONS, MAN.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
176.  YOU'RE ASKING SOME DOPE
QUESTIONS, MAN.
AND SHE GAVE YOU A BLOW JOBCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
177.  QUESTIONS, MAN.
AND SHE GAVE YOU A BLOW JOB
WITH A CONDOM ON?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
178.  AND SHE GAVE YOU A BLOW JOB
WITH A CONDOM ON?
YES.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
179.  WITH A CONDOM ON?
YES.
YEAH, I'VE BEEN THERE.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
180.  YES.
YEAH, I'VE BEEN THERE.
I HAVE BEEN THERE BEFORE.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
181.  YEAH, I'VE BEEN THERE.
I HAVE BEEN THERE BEFORE.
DESCRIBE — DESCRIBE THE EVENT.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
182.  I HAVE BEEN THERE BEFORE.
DESCRIBE — DESCRIBE THE EVENT.
SOME FUN TIMES. FUN TIMES.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
183.  DESCRIBE — DESCRIBE THE EVENT.
SOME FUN TIMES. FUN TIMES.
YOU CAN GET GRAPHIC.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
184.  SOME FUN TIMES. FUN TIMES.
YOU CAN GET GRAPHIC.
THIS IS AFTER HOURS.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
185.  YOU CAN GET GRAPHIC.
THIS IS AFTER HOURS.
OH, AFTER HOURS.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
186.  THIS IS AFTER HOURS.
OH, AFTER HOURS.
WELL, I MEAN, I JUST...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
187.  OH, AFTER HOURS.
WELL, I MEAN, I JUST...
WELL, I MEAN, UH...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
188.  WELL, I MEAN, I JUST...
WELL, I MEAN, UH...
SHE FIRST TOOK OFF HER CLOTHES,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
189.  WELL, I MEAN, UH...
SHE FIRST TOOK OFF HER CLOTHES,
AND THEN...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
190.  SHE FIRST TOOK OFF HER CLOTHES,
AND THEN...
SHE PUT, LIKE, THE CONDOM ONCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
191.  AND THEN...
SHE PUT, LIKE, THE CONDOM ON
AND, UH, SHE, UH, YOU KNOW, SHECopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
192.  SHE PUT, LIKE, THE CONDOM ON
AND, UH, SHE, UH, YOU KNOW, SHE
WENT AHEAD AND... DID SHE —Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
193.  AND, UH, SHE, UH, YOU KNOW, SHE
WENT AHEAD AND... DID SHE —
WHAT — DID, UH... WHAT, YOUCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
194.  WENT AHEAD AND... DID SHE —
WHAT — DID, UH... WHAT, YOU
KNOW, SHE WAS PAID TO DO, YOUCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
195.  WHAT — DID, UH... WHAT, YOU
KNOW, SHE WAS PAID TO DO, YOU
KNOW?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
196.  KNOW, SHE WAS PAID TO DO, YOU
KNOW?
SHE WAS PAID TO DO, UH...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
197.  KNOW?
SHE WAS PAID TO DO, UH...
WHICH IS?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
198.  SHE WAS PAID TO DO, UH...
WHICH IS?
A GOOD JOB OF, UH...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
199.  WHICH IS?
A GOOD JOB OF, UH...
SEX?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
200.  A GOOD JOB OF, UH...
SEX?
THE HULK, EVERYBODY!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
201.  SEX?
THE HULK, EVERYBODY!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
202.  A LONG TIME AGO!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
203.  A LONG TIME AGO!
IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
204.  A LONG TIME AGO!
IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY!
DARTH VADER CAPTURESCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
205.  IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY!
DARTH VADER CAPTURES
PRINCESS LEIA AND HAS STOLENCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
206.  DARTH VADER CAPTURES
PRINCESS LEIA AND HAS STOLEN
PLANS FOR THE DEATH STAR!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
207.  PRINCESS LEIA AND HAS STOLEN
PLANS FOR THE DEATH STAR!
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
208.  PLANS FOR THE DEATH STAR!
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT,
YELLOW HOODIE?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
209.  YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT,
YELLOW HOODIE?
YOU SPECIFICALLY!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
210.  YELLOW HOODIE?
YOU SPECIFICALLY!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
211.  YOU SPECIFICALLY!
HE ACCIDENTALLY TRIGGERS ACopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
212.  HE ACCIDENTALLY TRIGGERS A
MESSAGE FROM THE PRINCESS LEIA!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
213.  HE ACCIDENTALLY TRIGGERS A
MESSAGE FROM THE PRINCESS LEIA!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
214.  MESSAGE FROM THE PRINCESS LEIA!
YOU'RE A ROBOT!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
215.  YOU'RE A ROBOT!
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
216.  YOU'RE A ROBOT!
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING!
SPECIFIC—Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
217.  YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING!
SPECIFIC—Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
218.  SPECIFIC—
SPECIFICALLY!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
219.  SPECIFICALLY!
[ LOW-PITCHED FEEDBACK ]
I'M TALKING A LITTLE BIT OFCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
220.  [ LOW-PITCHED FEEDBACK ]
I'M TALKING A LITTLE BIT OF
BOBA FETT!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
221.  I'M TALKING A LITTLE BIT OF
BOBA FETT!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
222.  BOBA FETT!
BEN KENOBI ALLOWED HIMSELF TO BECopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
223.  BEN KENOBI ALLOWED HIMSELF TO BE
KILLED!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
224.  BEN KENOBI ALLOWED HIMSELF TO BE
KILLED!
CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
225.  KILLED!
CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT?
WE ALL KNOW THA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
226.  CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT?
WE ALL KNOW THA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A...
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
227.  WE ALL KNOW THA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A...
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-T!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
228.  [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-T!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS NEXTCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
229.  A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-T!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS NEXT
GUEST WAS NOT EASY TO GET.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
230.  LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS NEXT
GUEST WAS NOT EASY TO GET.
LIVING LEGEND, COMEDY ICON —Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
231.  GUEST WAS NOT EASY TO GET.
LIVING LEGEND, COMEDY ICON —
MR. JERRY SEINFELD, EVERYBODY!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
232.  JERRY SEINFELD.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
233.  JERRY SEINFELD.
JERRY SEINFELD. JERRY SEINFELD.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
234.  JERRY SEINFELD. JERRY SEINFELD.
JERRY SEINFELD. JERRY SEINFELD.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
235.  MAN, I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING,
MAN.
THE AIRPLANE, MAN, IT'S ALLCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
236.  MAN.
THE AIRPLANE, MAN, IT'S ALLCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
237.  THE AIRPLANE, MAN, IT'S ALL
MAN, I PAID $5,000 TO FLY FROMCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
238.  MAN, I PAID $5,000 TO FLY FROM
NEW YORK TO LOS ANGELES, MAN.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
239.  MAN, I PAID $5,000 TO FLY FROM
NEW YORK TO LOS ANGELES, MAN.
ALL I GOT FOR IT IS PEANUTS ANDCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
240.  NEW YORK TO LOS ANGELES, MAN.
ALL I GOT FOR IT IS PEANUTS AND
P-PIZZA, MAN!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
241.  ALL I GOT FOR IT IS PEANUTS AND
P-PIZZA, MAN!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
242.  P-PIZZA, MAN!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
243.  MAN, I'M PISSED OFF, MAN.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
244.  MAN, I'M PISSED OFF, MAN.
THEY CLASHED MY ASS, MAN.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
245.  MAN, I'M PISSED OFF, MAN.
THEY CLASHED MY ASS, MAN.
MY ASS!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
246.  THEY CLASHED MY ASS, MAN.
MY ASS!
IT, MAN.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
247.  MY ASS!
IT, MAN.
I'M PISSED OFF.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
248.  IT, MAN.
I'M PISSED OFF.
MAN, I'M GOING BACK TO NEW YORK,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
249.  I'M PISSED OFF.
MAN, I'M GOING BACK TO NEW YORK,
MAN.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
250.  MAN, I'M GOING BACK TO NEW YORK,
MAN.
DUDES, I'M SO PISSED, I CAN'TCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
251.  MAN.
DUDES, I'M SO PISSED, I CAN'T
EVEN TALK RIGHT NOW.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
252.  DUDES, I'M SO PISSED, I CAN'T
EVEN TALK RIGHT NOW.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
253.  EVEN TALK RIGHT NOW.
[ SPAGHETTI-WESTERN MUSICCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
254.  HEY.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE SHOW?
MM, OKAY.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
255.  WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE SHOW?
MM, OKAY.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ERIC ANDRE?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
256.  MM, OKAY.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ERIC ANDRE?
I GUESS HE LIKES BOYS RATHERCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
257.  WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ERIC ANDRE?
I GUESS HE LIKES BOYS RATHER
THAN GIRLS.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
258.  I GUESS HE LIKES BOYS RATHER
THAN GIRLS.
YEAH.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
259.  THAN GIRLS.
YEAH.
WELL, HEY, TO EACH HIS OWN.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
260.  YEAH.
WELL, HEY, TO EACH HIS OWN.
I GUESS SO.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
261.  WELL, HEY, TO EACH HIS OWN.
I GUESS SO.
CAN I GET A LITTLE KISS?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
262.  I GUESS SO.
CAN I GET A LITTLE KISS?
OKAY.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
263.  CAN I GET A LITTLE KISS?
OKAY.
MWAH!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
264.  OKAY.
MWAH!
MWAH.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
265.  MWAH!
MWAH.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASECopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
266.  MWAH.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE
WELCOME TAP-DANCING SENSATIONCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
267.  LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE
WELCOME TAP-DANCING SENSATION
SAVION GLOVER!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
268.  WELCOME TAP-DANCING SENSATION
SAVION GLOVER!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
269.  SAVION GLOVER!
[ DOWN-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
270.  [ GRUNTING, SCREAMING ]Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
271.  RUSSELL BRAND HERE.
AS I WAS SAYING...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
272.  DON'T LET YOUR COMPUTER JUST
SLEEP.
UNPLUG IT.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
273.  SLEEP.
UNPLUG IT.Copy !req