The Eric Andre Show 1x6

1. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, "THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW"!

2. "THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW"!

3. HA!

4. WOODY ALLEN IS IN THE NEWS, HUH?

5. WOODY ALLEN IS IN THE NEWS, HUH? WELL, HE'S NOT, BUT I THINK HIS

6. HUH? WELL, HE'S NOT, BUT I THINK HIS WHOLE EXISTENCE IS WEIRD.

7. WELL, HE'S NOT, BUT I THINK HIS WHOLE EXISTENCE IS WEIRD.

8. WHOLE EXISTENCE IS WEIRD. "MIDNIGHT IN PARIS" — GOOD.

9. "MIDNIGHT IN PARIS" — GOOD. UM, MARRYING YOUR

10. "MIDNIGHT IN PARIS" — GOOD. UM, MARRYING YOUR STEPDAUGHTER — BAD.

11. UM, MARRYING YOUR STEPDAUGHTER — BAD. ARE WE JUST COOL WITH THAT?

12. STEPDAUGHTER — BAD. ARE WE JUST COOL WITH THAT? WE'RE COOL WITH WHAT HE'S LIVING

13. ARE WE JUST COOL WITH THAT? WE'RE COOL WITH WHAT HE'S LIVING WITH?

14. WE'RE COOL WITH WHAT HE'S LIVING WITH? I'M NOT. BOOM!

15. WITH? I'M NOT. BOOM!

16. I'M NOT. BOOM! REALLY TOPICAL HUMOR.

17. REALLY TOPICAL HUMOR. OH, MAN.

18. REALLY TOPICAL HUMOR. OH, MAN. I WAS JOGGING DOWN THE STREET —

19. OH, MAN. I WAS JOGGING DOWN THE STREET — NO, I WASN'T JOGGING, 'CAUSE I

20. I WAS JOGGING DOWN THE STREET — NO, I WASN'T JOGGING, 'CAUSE I DON'T WORK OUT.

21. NO, I WASN'T JOGGING, 'CAUSE I DON'T WORK OUT. I'D RATHER JUST LET THE CALORIES

22. DON'T WORK OUT. I'D RATHER JUST LET THE CALORIES DO WHAT THEY WANT TO DO.

23. I'D RATHER JUST LET THE CALORIES DO WHAT THEY WANT TO DO.

24. DO WHAT THEY WANT TO DO. MAN, WE ARE KILLING IT!

25. MAN, WE ARE KILLING IT! NAH, MAN.

26. MAN, WE ARE KILLING IT! NAH, MAN. I'M KILLING IT.

27. NAH, MAN. I'M KILLING IT. TOMATO, TO-MAH-TO.

28. I'M KILLING IT. TOMATO, TO-MAH-TO. LETTUCE, ONIONS, PICKLES,

29. TOMATO, TO-MAH-TO. LETTUCE, ONIONS, PICKLES, KETCHUP, MAYONNAISE, MUSTARD.

30. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT

31. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT GUEST — SINBAD!

32. YAY. AH-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H... DON'T BE SHY. DON'T BE SHY.

33. DON'T BE SHY. DON'T BE SHY. COME ON OUT.

34. COME ON OUT. WHAT'S HAPPENING, MAN?

35. WHAT'S HAPPENING, MAN? SINBAD!

36. ASSALAMU ALAIKUM. ALAIKUM SALAM. ALL RIGHT. RIGHT ON.

37. ALAIKUM SALAM. ALL RIGHT. RIGHT ON. HEY. WHAT'S UP?

38. ALL RIGHT. RIGHT ON. HEY. WHAT'S UP? YOU GONNA STAND THERE THE WHOLE

39. HEY. WHAT'S UP? YOU GONNA STAND THERE THE WHOLE TIME?

40. YOU GONNA STAND THERE THE WHOLE TIME? YEAH.

41. TIME? YEAH. YEAH.

42. YEAH. YEAH. SINBAD.

43. YEAH. SINBAD. ANY PUBLIC APOLOGIES YOU'D LIKE

44. SINBAD. ANY PUBLIC APOLOGIES YOU'D LIKE TO MAKE REAL QUICK UP AT THE

45. ANY PUBLIC APOLOGIES YOU'D LIKE TO MAKE REAL QUICK UP AT THE TOP?

46. TO MAKE REAL QUICK UP AT THE TOP? UM, ANYBODY I'VE HURT IN MY

47. TOP? UM, ANYBODY I'VE HURT IN MY LIFE.

48. UM, ANYBODY I'VE HURT IN MY LIFE. YEAH.

49. LIFE. YEAH. I SHOT A WOMAN ONCE.

50. YEAH. I SHOT A WOMAN ONCE. DAMN.

51. I SHOT A WOMAN ONCE. DAMN. YEAH.

52. DAMN. YEAH. IT WAS A CLUB IN DENVER.

53. YEAH. IT WAS A CLUB IN DENVER. YOU EVER BEEN ON ACID?

54. IT WAS A CLUB IN DENVER. YOU EVER BEEN ON ACID? YEAH.

55. YOU EVER BEEN ON ACID? YEAH. THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I'M

56. YEAH. THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

57. THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. I'M ON IT RIGHT NOW.

58. TALKING ABOUT. I'M ON IT RIGHT NOW. THERE YOU GO.

59. I'M ON IT RIGHT NOW. THERE YOU GO. WHAT'S THE WORST STAND-UP GIG

60. THERE YOU GO. WHAT'S THE WORST STAND-UP GIG OF ALL TIME?

61. WHAT'S THE WORST STAND-UP GIG OF ALL TIME? I DID — I THINK IT WAS A

62. OF ALL TIME? I DID — I THINK IT WAS A WEDDING — OH, I DID A WEDDING.

63. I DID — I THINK IT WAS A WEDDING — OH, I DID A WEDDING. THEY WOULDN'T LET ME HAVE A

64. WEDDING — OH, I DID A WEDDING. THEY WOULDN'T LET ME HAVE A PLACE TO STAY, SO I HAD JUST

65. THEY WOULDN'T LET ME HAVE A PLACE TO STAY, SO I HAD JUST ENOUGH MONEY TO STAY IN THIS

66. PLACE TO STAY, SO I HAD JUST ENOUGH MONEY TO STAY IN THIS LITTLE HOLE-IN-THE-WALL PLACE.

67. ENOUGH MONEY TO STAY IN THIS LITTLE HOLE-IN-THE-WALL PLACE. I DIDN'T REALIZE — THERE WAS A

68. LITTLE HOLE-IN-THE-WALL PLACE. I DIDN'T REALIZE — THERE WAS A PIMP.

69. I DIDN'T REALIZE — THERE WAS A PIMP. HE SAID, "I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

70. PIMP. HE SAID, "I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. I'LL PAY FOR YOUR ROOM, BUT YOU

71. HE SAID, "I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. I'LL PAY FOR YOUR ROOM, BUT YOU CAN'T BE HERE DURING THE DAY,

72. I'LL PAY FOR YOUR ROOM, BUT YOU CAN'T BE HERE DURING THE DAY, 'CAUSE THE GIRLS ARE GONNA USE

73. CAN'T BE HERE DURING THE DAY, 'CAUSE THE GIRLS ARE GONNA USE YOUR ROOM."

74. 'CAUSE THE GIRLS ARE GONNA USE YOUR ROOM." WAIT. THE PIMP HOOKED IT UP?

75. YOUR ROOM." WAIT. THE PIMP HOOKED IT UP? PIMP HOOKED ME UP.

76. WAIT. THE PIMP HOOKED IT UP? PIMP HOOKED ME UP. AND HE CAME TO MY SHOW.

77. PIMP HOOKED ME UP. AND HE CAME TO MY SHOW. YOU, OF COURSE, EITHER TOOK

78. AND HE CAME TO MY SHOW. YOU, OF COURSE, EITHER TOOK THE SHEETS OFF OR SLEPT ON THE

79. YOU, OF COURSE, EITHER TOOK THE SHEETS OFF OR SLEPT ON THE FLOOR, RIGHT?

80. THE SHEETS OFF OR SLEPT ON THE FLOOR, RIGHT? MUST HAVE BEEN STINKY-ASS

81. FLOOR, RIGHT? MUST HAVE BEEN STINKY-ASS SHEETS.

82. MUST HAVE BEEN STINKY-ASS SHEETS. THAT ROOM GONNA BE JIZZED

83. SHEETS. THAT ROOM GONNA BE JIZZED OUT, MAN.

84. THAT ROOM GONNA BE JIZZED OUT, MAN. THAT ROOM GONNA BE REAL JIZZED

85. OUT, MAN. THAT ROOM GONNA BE REAL JIZZED OUT.

86. THAT ROOM GONNA BE REAL JIZZED OUT. THE ROOM HAD TO BE JIZZED

87. OUT. THE ROOM HAD TO BE JIZZED OUT.

88. THE ROOM HAD TO BE JIZZED OUT. WHAT WAS SINBAD'S SLEEPING

89. OUT. WHAT WAS SINBAD'S SLEEPING SITUATION?

90. WHAT WAS SINBAD'S SLEEPING SITUATION? NO.

91. SITUATION? NO. IT HAD TO BE.

92. NO. IT HAD TO BE. DID HE JUST BRING HIS OWN

93. IT HAD TO BE. DID HE JUST BRING HIS OWN SHEETS OR DID HE SLEEP ON THE

94. DID HE JUST BRING HIS OWN SHEETS OR DID HE SLEEP ON THE FLOOR?

95. SHEETS OR DID HE SLEEP ON THE FLOOR? YOU GOT TO WORRY ABOUT THE

96. FLOOR? YOU GOT TO WORRY ABOUT THE JIZZ.

97. YOU GOT TO WORRY ABOUT THE JIZZ. YOU GOT TO WORRY ABOUT BEDBUGS.

98. JIZZ. YOU GOT TO WORRY ABOUT BEDBUGS. NO, IT WASN'T — THEY WOULD

99. YOU GOT TO WORRY ABOUT BEDBUGS. NO, IT WASN'T — THEY WOULD CLEAN IT, THE MAIDS.

100. NO, IT WASN'T — THEY WOULD CLEAN IT, THE MAIDS.

101. CLEAN IT, THE MAIDS. OH, IT'S TIME FOR THE WHEEL

102. OH, IT'S TIME FOR THE WHEEL OF PRIZES!

103. OH, IT'S TIME FOR THE WHEEL OF PRIZES! ALL RIGHT!

104. OF PRIZES! ALL RIGHT! YEAH.

105. ALL RIGHT! YEAH. YEAH!

106. YEAH. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

107. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

108. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! ALL RIGHT.

109. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO!

110. ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO! AH-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H...

111. HERE WE GO! AH-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H... YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

112. AH-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H... YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

113. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

114. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

115. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

116. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

117. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! OHH! OHH!

118. YEAH! OHH! OHH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

119. OHH! OHH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

120. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

121. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

122. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

123. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YES! YES!

124. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YES! YES! YES!

125. YEAH! YES! YES! YES!

126. YES! COME ON. COME ON.

127. COME ON. COME ON. COME O— YEAH!

128. COME ON. COME ON. COME O— YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

129. COME O— YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

130. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! I'LL JUST MOVE TO

131. I'LL JUST MOVE TO NORTH KOREA.

132. I'LL JUST MOVE TO NORTH KOREA. I'LL JUST MOVE.

133. NORTH KOREA. I'LL JUST MOVE. I'LL JUST MOVE TO NORTH KOREA.

134. I'LL JUST MOVE. I'LL JUST MOVE TO NORTH KOREA. OKAY?

135. I'LL JUST MOVE TO NORTH KOREA. OKAY? OKAY.

136. OKAY? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY.

137. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY.

138. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. I'LL JUST MOVE TO

139. OKAY. I'LL JUST MOVE TO NORTH KOREA.

140. I'LL JUST MOVE TO NORTH KOREA. OKAY.

141. NORTH KOREA. OKAY.

142. AH. PERFECT.

143. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

144. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

145. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? AAH!

146. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? AAH! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR!

147. AAH! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR!

148. GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR!

149. GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! I'M NOT GOING TO JAIL TWICE FOR

150. I'M NOT GOING TO JAIL TWICE FOR TWO BITS.

151. I'M NOT GOING TO JAIL TWICE FOR TWO BITS. TALK TO THE SECURITY

152. TWO BITS. TALK TO THE SECURITY GUARD AND TALK TO THE COPS.

153. TALK TO THE SECURITY GUARD AND TALK TO THE COPS.

154. GUARD AND TALK TO THE COPS. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT

155. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT GUEST — THE HULK!

156. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT GUEST — THE HULK!

157. GUEST — THE HULK!

158. YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE BEFORE? YEAH, I'VE BEEN IN LOVE. YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN IN LOVE.

159. YEAH, I'VE BEEN IN LOVE. YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN IN LOVE. I'VE BEEN IN LOVE.

160. YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN IN LOVE. I'VE BEEN IN LOVE. I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT...

161. I'VE BEEN IN LOVE. I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT... YEAH.

162. I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT... YEAH. WHEN DID YOU LOSE YOUR

163. YEAH. WHEN DID YOU LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY?

164. WHEN DID YOU LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY? WHEN I WAS, UH, 22.

165. VIRGINITY? WHEN I WAS, UH, 22. YEAH? WHAT WAS IT LIKE?

166. WHEN I WAS, UH, 22. YEAH? WHAT WAS IT LIKE? IT WAS PRETTY COOL, YOU KNOW?

167. YEAH? WHAT WAS IT LIKE? IT WAS PRETTY COOL, YOU KNOW? SHE, UH...

168. IT WAS PRETTY COOL, YOU KNOW? SHE, UH... WENT TO AMSTERDAM.

169. SHE, UH... WENT TO AMSTERDAM. I ACTUALLY WENT TO AMSTERDAM.

170. WENT TO AMSTERDAM. I ACTUALLY WENT TO AMSTERDAM. YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY TO A

171. I ACTUALLY WENT TO AMSTERDAM. YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY TO A PROSTITUTE?

172. YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY TO A PROSTITUTE? YES, I DID.

173. PROSTITUTE? YES, I DID. YOU'RE ASKING SOME DOPE

174. YES, I DID. YOU'RE ASKING SOME DOPE QUESTIONS, MAN.

175. YOU'RE ASKING SOME DOPE QUESTIONS, MAN. AND SHE GAVE YOU A BLOW JOB

176. QUESTIONS, MAN. AND SHE GAVE YOU A BLOW JOB WITH A CONDOM ON?

177. AND SHE GAVE YOU A BLOW JOB WITH A CONDOM ON? YES.

178. WITH A CONDOM ON? YES. YEAH, I'VE BEEN THERE.

179. YES. YEAH, I'VE BEEN THERE. I HAVE BEEN THERE BEFORE.

180. YEAH, I'VE BEEN THERE. I HAVE BEEN THERE BEFORE. DESCRIBE — DESCRIBE THE EVENT.

181. I HAVE BEEN THERE BEFORE. DESCRIBE — DESCRIBE THE EVENT. SOME FUN TIMES. FUN TIMES.

182. DESCRIBE — DESCRIBE THE EVENT. SOME FUN TIMES. FUN TIMES. YOU CAN GET GRAPHIC.

183. SOME FUN TIMES. FUN TIMES. YOU CAN GET GRAPHIC. THIS IS AFTER HOURS.

184. YOU CAN GET GRAPHIC. THIS IS AFTER HOURS. OH, AFTER HOURS.

185. THIS IS AFTER HOURS. OH, AFTER HOURS. WELL, I MEAN, I JUST...

186. OH, AFTER HOURS. WELL, I MEAN, I JUST... WELL, I MEAN, UH...

187. WELL, I MEAN, I JUST... WELL, I MEAN, UH... SHE FIRST TOOK OFF HER CLOTHES,

188. WELL, I MEAN, UH... SHE FIRST TOOK OFF HER CLOTHES, AND THEN...

189. SHE FIRST TOOK OFF HER CLOTHES, AND THEN... SHE PUT, LIKE, THE CONDOM ON

190. AND THEN... SHE PUT, LIKE, THE CONDOM ON AND, UH, SHE, UH, YOU KNOW, SHE

191. SHE PUT, LIKE, THE CONDOM ON AND, UH, SHE, UH, YOU KNOW, SHE WENT AHEAD AND... DID SHE —

192. AND, UH, SHE, UH, YOU KNOW, SHE WENT AHEAD AND... DID SHE — WHAT — DID, UH... WHAT, YOU

193. WENT AHEAD AND... DID SHE — WHAT — DID, UH... WHAT, YOU KNOW, SHE WAS PAID TO DO, YOU

194. WHAT — DID, UH... WHAT, YOU KNOW, SHE WAS PAID TO DO, YOU KNOW?

195. KNOW, SHE WAS PAID TO DO, YOU KNOW? SHE WAS PAID TO DO, UH...

196. KNOW? SHE WAS PAID TO DO, UH... WHICH IS?

197. SHE WAS PAID TO DO, UH... WHICH IS? A GOOD JOB OF, UH...

198. WHICH IS? A GOOD JOB OF, UH... SEX?

199. A GOOD JOB OF, UH... SEX? THE HULK, EVERYBODY!

200. SEX? THE HULK, EVERYBODY!

201. A LONG TIME AGO!

202. A LONG TIME AGO! IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY!

203. A LONG TIME AGO! IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY! DARTH VADER CAPTURES

204. IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY! DARTH VADER CAPTURES PRINCESS LEIA AND HAS STOLEN

205. DARTH VADER CAPTURES PRINCESS LEIA AND HAS STOLEN PLANS FOR THE DEATH STAR!

206. PRINCESS LEIA AND HAS STOLEN PLANS FOR THE DEATH STAR! YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT,

207. PLANS FOR THE DEATH STAR! YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, YELLOW HOODIE?

208. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, YELLOW HOODIE? YOU SPECIFICALLY!

209. YELLOW HOODIE? YOU SPECIFICALLY!

210. YOU SPECIFICALLY! HE ACCIDENTALLY TRIGGERS A

211. HE ACCIDENTALLY TRIGGERS A MESSAGE FROM THE PRINCESS LEIA!

212. HE ACCIDENTALLY TRIGGERS A MESSAGE FROM THE PRINCESS LEIA!

213. MESSAGE FROM THE PRINCESS LEIA! YOU'RE A ROBOT!

214. YOU'RE A ROBOT! YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING!

215. YOU'RE A ROBOT! YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING! SPECIFIC—

216. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING! SPECIFIC—

217. SPECIFIC— SPECIFICALLY!

218. SPECIFICALLY! I'M TALKING A LITTLE BIT OF

219. I'M TALKING A LITTLE BIT OF BOBA FETT!

220. I'M TALKING A LITTLE BIT OF BOBA FETT!

221. BOBA FETT! BEN KENOBI ALLOWED HIMSELF TO BE

222. BEN KENOBI ALLOWED HIMSELF TO BE KILLED!

223. BEN KENOBI ALLOWED HIMSELF TO BE KILLED! CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT?

224. KILLED! CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT? WE ALL KNOW THA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A...

225. CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT? WE ALL KNOW THA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A...

226. WE ALL KNOW THA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A... A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-T!

227. A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-T! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS NEXT

228. A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-T! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS NEXT GUEST WAS NOT EASY TO GET.

229. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS NEXT GUEST WAS NOT EASY TO GET. LIVING LEGEND, COMEDY ICON —

230. GUEST WAS NOT EASY TO GET. LIVING LEGEND, COMEDY ICON — MR. JERRY SEINFELD, EVERYBODY!

231. JERRY SEINFELD.

232. JERRY SEINFELD. JERRY SEINFELD. JERRY SEINFELD.

233. JERRY SEINFELD. JERRY SEINFELD. JERRY SEINFELD. JERRY SEINFELD.

234. MAN, I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING, MAN. THE AIRPLANE, MAN, IT'S ALL

235. MAN. THE AIRPLANE, MAN, IT'S ALL

236. THE AIRPLANE, MAN, IT'S ALL MAN, I PAID $5,000 TO FLY FROM

237. MAN, I PAID $5,000 TO FLY FROM NEW YORK TO LOS ANGELES, MAN.

238. MAN, I PAID $5,000 TO FLY FROM NEW YORK TO LOS ANGELES, MAN. ALL I GOT FOR IT IS PEANUTS AND

239. NEW YORK TO LOS ANGELES, MAN. ALL I GOT FOR IT IS PEANUTS AND P-PIZZA, MAN!

240. ALL I GOT FOR IT IS PEANUTS AND P-PIZZA, MAN! THAT

241. P-PIZZA, MAN! THAT

242. THAT MAN, I'M PISSED OFF, MAN.

243. MAN, I'M PISSED OFF, MAN. THEY CLASHED MY ASS, MAN.

244. MAN, I'M PISSED OFF, MAN. THEY CLASHED MY ASS, MAN. MY ASS!

245. THEY CLASHED MY ASS, MAN. MY ASS! IT, MAN.

246. MY ASS! IT, MAN. I'M PISSED OFF.

247. IT, MAN. I'M PISSED OFF. MAN, I'M GOING BACK TO NEW YORK,

248. I'M PISSED OFF. MAN, I'M GOING BACK TO NEW YORK, MAN.

249. MAN, I'M GOING BACK TO NEW YORK, MAN. DUDES, I'M SO PISSED, I CAN'T

250. MAN. DUDES, I'M SO PISSED, I CAN'T EVEN TALK RIGHT NOW.

251. DUDES, I'M SO PISSED, I CAN'T EVEN TALK RIGHT NOW.

252. EVEN TALK RIGHT NOW. [ SPAGHETTI-WESTERN MUSIC

253. HEY. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE SHOW? MM, OKAY.

254. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE SHOW? MM, OKAY. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ERIC ANDRE?

255. MM, OKAY. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ERIC ANDRE? I GUESS HE LIKES BOYS RATHER

256. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ERIC ANDRE? I GUESS HE LIKES BOYS RATHER THAN GIRLS.

257. I GUESS HE LIKES BOYS RATHER THAN GIRLS. YEAH.

258. THAN GIRLS. YEAH. WELL, HEY, TO EACH HIS OWN.

259. YEAH. WELL, HEY, TO EACH HIS OWN. I GUESS SO.

260. WELL, HEY, TO EACH HIS OWN. I GUESS SO. CAN I GET A LITTLE KISS?

261. I GUESS SO. CAN I GET A LITTLE KISS? OKAY.

262. CAN I GET A LITTLE KISS? OKAY. MWAH!

263. OKAY. MWAH! MWAH.

264. MWAH! MWAH. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE

265. MWAH. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME TAP-DANCING SENSATION

266. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME TAP-DANCING SENSATION SAVION GLOVER!

267. WELCOME TAP-DANCING SENSATION SAVION GLOVER!

268. SAVION GLOVER!

269. RUSSELL BRAND HERE. AS I WAS SAYING...

270. DON'T LET YOUR COMPUTER JUST SLEEP. UNPLUG IT.

271. SLEEP. UNPLUG IT.