The Eric Andre Show 1x3

1. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, "THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW"!

2. "THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW"! AAAAAAAAAAAH!

3. AAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

4. AAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAH!

5. IT BURNS! AHA!

6. IT BURNS! AHA!

7. AHA! AAH! AAAH! AAH!

8. AAH! AAAH! AAH!

9. OH, GEEZ.

10. I AM THOMAS JEFFERSON, AND I'M ABOUT TO GET A NEGRO LAP DANCE!

11. ABOUT TO GET A NEGRO LAP DANCE! HEAR YE, HEAR YE!

12. HEAR YE, HEAR YE! I AM THOMAS JEFFERSON, AND I

13. HEAR YE, HEAR YE! I AM THOMAS JEFFERSON, AND I WANT A BIG BLACK RUMP IN MY FACE

14. I AM THOMAS JEFFERSON, AND I WANT A BIG BLACK RUMP IN MY FACE RIGHT AWAY!

15. WANT A BIG BLACK RUMP IN MY FACE RIGHT AWAY! YES. OH, YES.

16. RIGHT AWAY! YES. OH, YES. ONCE I AM DEAD, YOU ARE FREE TO

17. YES. OH, YES. ONCE I AM DEAD, YOU ARE FREE TO GO.

18. ONCE I AM DEAD, YOU ARE FREE TO GO. MM, YES, YES, YES.

19. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TATYANA ALI! YEAH.

20. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

21. HEY, TATYANA. BOO! HI.

22. BOO! HI. UP TOP.

23. HI. UP TOP. WHAT'S UP?

24. UP TOP. WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP?

25. WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP?

26. WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP? HEY.

27. WHAT'S UP? HEY. HEY.

28. HEY. HEY. UH...

29. HEY. UH... I LOVE YOUR SET.

30. UH... I LOVE YOUR SET. OH, THANKS. I MADE IT.

31. I LOVE YOUR SET. OH, THANKS. I MADE IT.

32. OH, THANKS. I MADE IT. I PRETTY MUCH MADE IT FROM

33. I PRETTY MUCH MADE IT FROM THE GROUND UP, SO IT'S NO BIG

34. I PRETTY MUCH MADE IT FROM THE GROUND UP, SO IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

35. THE GROUND UP, SO IT'S NO BIG DEAL. I'M, LIKE, REALLY GOOD WITH MY

36. DEAL. I'M, LIKE, REALLY GOOD WITH MY HANDS, YOU KNOW.

37. I'M, LIKE, REALLY GOOD WITH MY HANDS, YOU KNOW. I LOVE YOUR GLOBE.

38. HANDS, YOU KNOW. I LOVE YOUR GLOBE. YEAH, YEAH.

39. I LOVE YOUR GLOBE. YEAH, YEAH. I MADE THAT, TOO.

40. YEAH, YEAH. I MADE THAT, TOO. I'M LIKE A — A GLOBE MAKER.

41. I MADE THAT, TOO. I'M LIKE A — A GLOBE MAKER. YOU JUST DON'T SEE THEM

42. I'M LIKE A — A GLOBE MAKER. YOU JUST DON'T SEE THEM VERY — YOU KNOW?

43. YOU JUST DON'T SEE THEM VERY — YOU KNOW? YEAH.

44. VERY — YOU KNOW? YEAH. WELL, SO, ARE YOU —

45. YEAH. WELL, SO, ARE YOU — WHAT ARE YOU, LIKE, DOING LATER?

46. WELL, SO, ARE YOU — WHAT ARE YOU, LIKE, DOING LATER? DO YOU — DO YOU GOT ANY PLANS

47. WHAT ARE YOU, LIKE, DOING LATER? DO YOU — DO YOU GOT ANY PLANS OR ANYTHING?

48. DO YOU — DO YOU GOT ANY PLANS OR ANYTHING? LIKE...

49. OR ANYTHING? LIKE...

50. LIKE... UH...

51. UH... JUST, I'M GETTING, LIKE, SOME

52. UH... JUST, I'M GETTING, LIKE, SOME PIZZA LATER JUST BY MYSELF, YOU

53. JUST, I'M GETTING, LIKE, SOME PIZZA LATER JUST BY MYSELF, YOU KNOW.

54. PIZZA LATER JUST BY MYSELF, YOU KNOW. JUST, UH, MAYBE YOU WERE — WANT

55. KNOW. JUST, UH, MAYBE YOU WERE — WANT A PIZZA OR SOMETHING.

56. JUST, UH, MAYBE YOU WERE — WANT A PIZZA OR SOMETHING. I GOT A COMEDY SHOW LATER IF

57. A PIZZA OR SOMETHING. I GOT A COMEDY SHOW LATER IF YOU WANT TO COME TO IT.

58. I GOT A COMEDY SHOW LATER IF YOU WANT TO COME TO IT. I DO COMEDY.

59. YOU WANT TO COME TO IT. I DO COMEDY. SO IF YOU WANT TO COME TO A

60. I DO COMEDY. SO IF YOU WANT TO COME TO A COMEDY SHOW...

61. SO IF YOU WANT TO COME TO A COMEDY SHOW... WELL, I MEAN...

62. COMEDY SHOW... WELL, I MEAN... WELL, WE'RE KIND OF MAKING PLANS

63. WELL, I MEAN... WELL, WE'RE KIND OF MAKING PLANS NOW, SO...

64. WELL, WE'RE KIND OF MAKING PLANS NOW, SO... I MEAN, IT'S JUST —

65. NOW, SO... I MEAN, IT'S JUST — I'M JUST THROWING OUT OTHER

66. I MEAN, IT'S JUST — I'M JUST THROWING OUT OTHER OPTIONS.

67. I'M JUST THROWING OUT OTHER OPTIONS. OKAY. I APPRECIATE THAT.

68. OPTIONS. OKAY. I APPRECIATE THAT. I MEAN, SHE DIDN'T REALLY SAY

69. OKAY. I APPRECIATE THAT. I MEAN, SHE DIDN'T REALLY SAY ANYTHING ABOUT —

70. I MEAN, SHE DIDN'T REALLY SAY ANYTHING ABOUT — WELL, YOU CAN SENSE BODY

71. ANYTHING ABOUT — WELL, YOU CAN SENSE BODY LANGUAGE, HANNIBAL, AND YOU CAN

72. WELL, YOU CAN SENSE BODY LANGUAGE, HANNIBAL, AND YOU CAN SENSE CHEMISTRY, YOU KNOW.

73. LANGUAGE, HANNIBAL, AND YOU CAN SENSE CHEMISTRY, YOU KNOW. I FEEL LIKE IT'S JUST YOU'RE

74. SENSE CHEMISTRY, YOU KNOW. I FEEL LIKE IT'S JUST YOU'RE AT A DESK, AND I GOT TO STAND

75. I FEEL LIKE IT'S JUST YOU'RE AT A DESK, AND I GOT TO STAND UP, AND SO, YOU KNOW, SHE CAN'T

76. AT A DESK, AND I GOT TO STAND UP, AND SO, YOU KNOW, SHE CAN'T LOOK AT ME AS MUCH.

77. UP, AND SO, YOU KNOW, SHE CAN'T LOOK AT ME AS MUCH. WELL, WE TALKED ABOUT AN

78. LOOK AT ME AS MUCH. WELL, WE TALKED ABOUT AN ISSUE, AND I JUST REALLY THINK

79. WELL, WE TALKED ABOUT AN ISSUE, AND I JUST REALLY THINK SHE'S MORE INTERESTED IN PIZZA.

80. ISSUE, AND I JUST REALLY THINK SHE'S MORE INTERESTED IN PIZZA. I GOT REAL STRONG CALVES.

81. SHE'S MORE INTERESTED IN PIZZA. I GOT REAL STRONG CALVES. SO, LIKE, 7:00 I CAN PICK YOU

82. I GOT REAL STRONG CALVES. SO, LIKE, 7:00 I CAN PICK YOU UP?

83. SO, LIKE, 7:00 I CAN PICK YOU UP? UH...

84. UP? UH...

85. UH... OH, IT'S TIME FOR

86. OH, IT'S TIME FOR DOC CHICKEN, YO!

87. DOC CHICKEN! DOC CHICKEN! DOC CHICKEN! DOC CHICKEN! DOC CHICKEN!

88. DOC CHICKEN! DOC CHICKEN! DOC CHICKEN! DOC CHICKEN! DOC CHICKEN! DOC CHICKEN!

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96. DOC CHICKEN! DOC CHICKEN! DOC CHICKEN! DOC CHICKEN, DOC CHICKEN,

97. DOC CHICKEN! DOC CHICKEN, DOC CHICKEN, DOC CHICKEN, DOC CHICKEN,

98. DOC CHICKEN, DOC CHICKEN, DOC CHICKEN, DOC CHICKEN, DOC CHICKEN, DOC CHICKEN,

99. DOC CHICKEN, DOC CHICKEN, DOC CHICKEN, DOC CHICKEN, DOC CHICKEN, DOC CHICKEN,

100. DOC CHICKEN, DOC CHICKEN, DOC CHICKEN, DOC CHICKEN, DOC CHICKEN, DOC CHICKEN.

101. THE FORMER GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA, HOLLYWOOD SUPERSTAR LEGEND, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

102. CALIFORNIA, HOLLYWOOD SUPERSTAR LEGEND, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR

103. LEGEND, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER!

104. YES, YES! ♪ ARNOLD, ARNOLD, ARNOLD ♪ HEY! WHAT'S UP?

105. [ "BATTLE CRY OF FREEDOM" PLAYS ] EXCUSE ME!

106. PLAYS ] EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME!

107. EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME! YOU GUYS FORGOT YOUR HOODS!

108. EXCUSE ME! YOU GUYS FORGOT YOUR HOODS! YOU FORGOT YOUR HOODS.

109. YOU GUYS FORGOT YOUR HOODS! YOU FORGOT YOUR HOODS. HERE YOU GO.

110. YOU FORGOT YOUR HOODS. HERE YOU GO. KEEP IT. THIS IS YOURS.

111. HERE YOU GO. KEEP IT. THIS IS YOURS. SIR.

112. KEEP IT. THIS IS YOURS. SIR. YOU GUYS FORGOT YOUR FLAGS.

113. SIR. YOU GUYS FORGOT YOUR FLAGS. ALL RIGHT.

114. YOU GUYS FORGOT YOUR FLAGS. ALL RIGHT. HERE YOU GO.

115. ALL RIGHT. HERE YOU GO. WE GOT YOUR FLAGS.

116. YOU FORGOT YOUR SIGNS. GET OUT! YOU FORGOT YOUR SIGNS.

117. GET OUT! YOU FORGOT YOUR SIGNS. GET OUT OF HERE!

118. YOU FORGOT YOUR SIGNS. GET OUT OF HERE! YOU GUYS FORGOT YOUR HOODS.

119. GET OUT OF HERE! YOU GUYS FORGOT YOUR HOODS. WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY?

120. YOU GUYS FORGOT YOUR HOODS. WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY? WHY ARE YOU HERE?

121. WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY? WHY ARE YOU HERE? YOU FORGOT YOUR SIGNS.

122. WHY ARE YOU HERE? YOU FORGOT YOUR SIGNS. WHO INVITED YOU HERE?

123. YOU FORGOT YOUR SIGNS. WHO INVITED YOU HERE? HERE, HERE, TAKE YOUR FLAG.

124. WHO INVITED YOU HERE? HERE, HERE, TAKE YOUR FLAG. OH, COME ON.

125. HERE, HERE, TAKE YOUR FLAG. OH, COME ON. THE BIBLE SAYS LOVE.

126. OH, COME ON. THE BIBLE SAYS LOVE. NO?

127. THE BIBLE SAYS LOVE. NO? WE WENT TO ALL THIS TROUBLE.

128. NO? WE WENT TO ALL THIS TROUBLE. NOPE. COME WITH US.

129. WE WENT TO ALL THIS TROUBLE. NOPE. COME WITH US. COME WITH US.

130. NOPE. COME WITH US. COME WITH US. RON.

131. COME WITH US. RON. RON, RON, RON.

132. RON. RON, RON, RON. DO YOU WANT YOUR HOOD?

133. RON, RON, RON. DO YOU WANT YOUR HOOD? [ "BATTLE CRY OF FREEDOM"

134. DO YOU WANT YOUR HOOD? [ "BATTLE CRY OF FREEDOM" CONTINUES ]

135. [ "BATTLE CRY OF FREEDOM" CONTINUES ] AND WE ARE BACK WITH

136. CONTINUES ] AND WE ARE BACK WITH ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER.

137. AND WE ARE BACK WITH ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER. WE HAVE A CLIP FROM YOUR NEW

138. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER. WE HAVE A CLIP FROM YOUR NEW MOVIE WITH HANNIBAL.

139. WE HAVE A CLIP FROM YOUR NEW MOVIE WITH HANNIBAL. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

140. MOVIE WITH HANNIBAL. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. I THINK WE GOT A CLIP.

141. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. I THINK WE GOT A CLIP. CAN WE SEE THAT REAL QUICK?

142. WELL, THAT MOVIE LOOKS FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY.

143. UH, REAL QUICK, WANTED TO ASK YOU BEFORE WE TAKE OFF —

144. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW"? UH, IT'S ALL RIGHT.

145. "THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW"? UH, IT'S ALL RIGHT. YEAH.

146. UH, IT'S ALL RIGHT. YEAH. WHAT DO YOU THINK IT COULD DO TO

147. YEAH. WHAT DO YOU THINK IT COULD DO TO IMPROVE ITS RATINGS?

148. WHAT DO YOU THINK IT COULD DO TO IMPROVE ITS RATINGS? PROBABLY HAVE SOME BETTER

149. IMPROVE ITS RATINGS? PROBABLY HAVE SOME BETTER GUESTS.

150. PROBABLY HAVE SOME BETTER GUESTS. YEAH.

151. GUESTS. YEAH. YEAH.

152. YEAH. YEAH. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF

153. YEAH. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ERIC ANDRE?

154. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ERIC ANDRE? I'M GLAD HE'S DEAD.

155. ERIC ANDRE? I'M GLAD HE'S DEAD. COOL.

156. I'M GLAD HE'S DEAD. COOL. ALL RIGHT. THANKS, MAN.

157. COOL. ALL RIGHT. THANKS, MAN. NO PROBLEM.

158. ALL RIGHT. THANKS, MAN. NO PROBLEM. OUR NEXT GUEST, CREATOR OF

159. NO PROBLEM. OUR NEXT GUEST, CREATOR OF THE ShamWow.

160. OUR NEXT GUEST, CREATOR OF THE ShamWow. IT IS...

161. THE ShamWow. IT IS... OKAY.

162. IT IS... OKAY. WE COULD NOT GET OUR NEXT GUEST.

163. OKAY. WE COULD NOT GET OUR NEXT GUEST. ALL RIGHT, WE GOT TO KILL SOME

164. WE COULD NOT GET OUR NEXT GUEST. ALL RIGHT, WE GOT TO KILL SOME TIME.

165. ALL RIGHT, WE GOT TO KILL SOME TIME. UH...

166. TIME. UH... SO...

167. UH... SO... SO, WHAT YOU GONNA DO, MAN?

168. SO... SO, WHAT YOU GONNA DO, MAN? WHEN?

169. SO, WHAT YOU GONNA DO, MAN? WHEN? IN GENERAL.

170. WHEN? IN GENERAL. I'M IN A NEW BAND CALLED

171. IN GENERAL. I'M IN A NEW BAND CALLED KUWAIT GRIPS.

172. I'M IN A NEW BAND CALLED KUWAIT GRIPS. CAN I GET IN THE BAND?

173. KUWAIT GRIPS. CAN I GET IN THE BAND? YEAH.

174. CAN I GET IN THE BAND? YEAH. WHAT DO I DO?

175. YEAH. WHAT DO I DO? YOU PLAY SLEIGH BELLS.

176. WHAT DO I DO? YOU PLAY SLEIGH BELLS. YEAH.

177. YOU PLAY SLEIGH BELLS. YEAH. SLEIGH BELLS.

178. YEAH. SLEIGH BELLS. YEAH. I —

179. SLEIGH BELLS. YEAH. I — I'M ON BOARD WITH THAT.

180. YEAH. I — I'M ON BOARD WITH THAT. UH, SO, YOU GOT TO, UH...

181. I'M ON BOARD WITH THAT. UH, SO, YOU GOT TO, UH... YOU GOT TO —

182. UH, SO, YOU GOT TO, UH... YOU GOT TO — YOU GOT TO, UH...

183. YOU GOT TO — YOU GOT TO, UH... YOU GOT TO SUPPORT THE TROOPS,

184. YOU GOT TO, UH... YOU GOT TO SUPPORT THE TROOPS, RIGHT?

185. YOU GOT TO SUPPORT THE TROOPS, RIGHT? YOU HAVE TO.

186. RIGHT? YOU HAVE TO. WAIT. DO YOU —

187. YOU HAVE TO. WAIT. DO YOU — DO YOU HAVE TO SUPPORT THE

188. WAIT. DO YOU — DO YOU HAVE TO SUPPORT THE TROOPS?

189. DO YOU HAVE TO SUPPORT THE TROOPS? HOW —

190. TROOPS? HOW — WHAT IS THE EXPRESSION?

191. HOW — WHAT IS THE EXPRESSION? "SUPPORT THE TROOPS"?

192. WHAT IS THE EXPRESSION? "SUPPORT THE TROOPS"? SHOULD WE SUPPORT ALL OF THE

193. "SUPPORT THE TROOPS"? SHOULD WE SUPPORT ALL OF THE TROOPS?

194. SHOULD WE SUPPORT ALL OF THE TROOPS? THE TROOPS AS A CONCEPT BUT

195. TROOPS? THE TROOPS AS A CONCEPT BUT NOT ALL OF THEM AS INDIVIDUALS.

196. THE TROOPS AS A CONCEPT BUT NOT ALL OF THEM AS INDIVIDUALS. YEAH, OKAY.

197. NOT ALL OF THEM AS INDIVIDUALS. YEAH, OKAY. UNTIL YOU MEET THEM, TALK

198. YEAH, OKAY. UNTIL YOU MEET THEM, TALK WITH THEM.

199. UNTIL YOU MEET THEM, TALK WITH THEM. SO YOU MEET THEM, YEAH.

200. WITH THEM. SO YOU MEET THEM, YEAH. YOU CAN'T JUST SUPPORT THEM.

201. SO YOU MEET THEM, YEAH. YOU CAN'T JUST SUPPORT THEM. LIKE, "YO, YOU A DICK, BUT I

202. YOU CAN'T JUST SUPPORT THEM. LIKE, "YO, YOU A DICK, BUT I SUPPORT THE ARMY.

203. LIKE, "YO, YOU A DICK, BUT I SUPPORT THE ARMY. BUT YOU AN ASSHOLE.

204. SUPPORT THE ARMY. BUT YOU AN ASSHOLE. I DON'T SUPPORT YOU."

205. BUT YOU AN ASSHOLE. I DON'T SUPPORT YOU." WE GOT TO TALK MORE ABOUT THIS

206. I DON'T SUPPORT YOU." WE GOT TO TALK MORE ABOUT THIS BAND.

207. WE GOT TO TALK MORE ABOUT THIS BAND. UH, FIRST THINGS FIRST — I QUIT

208. BAND. UH, FIRST THINGS FIRST — I QUIT THE BAND.

209. UH, FIRST THINGS FIRST — I QUIT THE BAND. WHY?

210. THE BAND. WHY? I DON'T FEEL LIKE THE

211. WHY? I DON'T FEEL LIKE THE DIRECTION AND THE SOUND THAT

212. I DON'T FEEL LIKE THE DIRECTION AND THE SOUND THAT WE'RE GOING FOR IS SOMETHING I

213. DIRECTION AND THE SOUND THAT WE'RE GOING FOR IS SOMETHING I WANT TO GO FOR, SO I JUST WANT

214. WE'RE GOING FOR IS SOMETHING I WANT TO GO FOR, SO I JUST WANT TO MAKE IT A COOL SPLIT.

215. WANT TO GO FOR, SO I JUST WANT TO MAKE IT A COOL SPLIT. I STILL RESPECT WHAT Y'ALL ARE

216. TO MAKE IT A COOL SPLIT. I STILL RESPECT WHAT Y'ALL ARE DOING, BUT I JUST WANT TO DO

217. I STILL RESPECT WHAT Y'ALL ARE DOING, BUT I JUST WANT TO DO MY OWN THING.

218. DOING, BUT I JUST WANT TO DO MY OWN THING. TRY TO BRING AUTO-TUNE AND

219. MY OWN THING. TRY TO BRING AUTO-TUNE AND SCATTING.

220. TRY TO BRING AUTO-TUNE AND SCATTING. SCAT AUTO-TUNE.

221. SCATTING. SCAT AUTO-TUNE. [ AUTO-TUNED SCATTING ]

222. SCAT AUTO-TUNE. [ AUTO-TUNED SCATTING ] SCAT AUTO-TUNE.

223. [ AUTO-TUNED SCATTING ] SCAT AUTO-TUNE. THAT'S A NEW GENRE, YO.

224. [ AUTO-TUNED SCATTING ] AAH! AAH! AAH! CAN'T BELIEVE WE BOOKED THIS

225. AAH! AAH! AAH! CAN'T BELIEVE WE BOOKED THIS NEXT PERFORMER.

226. CAN'T BELIEVE WE BOOKED THIS NEXT PERFORMER. PLEASE WELCOME LIVING ICON

227. NEXT PERFORMER. PLEASE WELCOME LIVING ICON MISS SHIRLEY TEMPLE, EVERYBODY.

228. PLEASE WELCOME LIVING ICON MISS SHIRLEY TEMPLE, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU.

229. I CAN — NOPE. SORRY. START OVER. WHAT'S THAT?

230. SORRY. START OVER. WHAT'S THAT? I HAVE TO HEAR THOSE EIGHT

231. WHAT'S THAT? I HAVE TO HEAR THOSE EIGHT CLICKS.

232. I HAVE TO HEAR THOSE EIGHT CLICKS.

233. COMMITTEE ♪ ♪ IN BINGO BONGO BAY ♪ IT'S THE HICKORY-DICKORY

234. CLOCK WITH YOU ♪ ♪ OH, YES, MMM! ♪ ♪ DINGETTY-DONGETY,

235. SPRINGING ON HOME-ETY ♪ ♪ CLOCKETY ALMOST TWO ♪ ♪ SO HICKORY-DICKORY

236. DOCKERY-DI FOR YOU ♪ I SCREWED UP.

237. I SCREWED UP. I THINK I SCREWED UP.

238. I SCREWED UP. I THINK I SCREWED UP. OKAY.

239. THIS IS THE WORST... THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH, ERIC.

240. THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH, ERIC. IT'S BEEN SUCH A PLEASURE.

241. THANK YOU SO MUCH, ERIC. IT'S BEEN SUCH A PLEASURE. I'M JUST SO HAPPY TO BE HERE.

242. IT'S BEEN SUCH A PLEASURE. I'M JUST SO HAPPY TO BE HERE. IT'S NOT BEEN EASY.

243. I'M JUST SO HAPPY TO BE HERE. IT'S NOT BEEN EASY. IT'S NOT —

244. IT'S NOT BEEN EASY. IT'S NOT — BUT IT'S SO FUN.

245. IT'S NOT — BUT IT'S SO FUN. DING-DONG.